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STL:Matheny says early reports good on Piscotty
SD:Carter Capps (elbow) works simulated inning
ARZ:Barrett (shoulder) to throw live BP on Wed.
SEA:Dipoto expects Felix (groin) to go Saturday
LA:Franklin Gutierrez at cleanup for LAD on Tue.
DET:Verlander fans 10 in Tigers' Opening Day win
CLE:Corey Kluber (blister) expected to start Sun.
DET:Justin Upton day-to-day with knee contusion
MLW:Counsell: Guerra (calf) out at least 6 weeks
STL:Lynn open to extension talks with Cardinals
MLW:Thames out of Brewers' lineup on Tuesday
TB:Souza hitting leadoff for Rays on Tuesday
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KCR: Heh
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Will the White Sox win the Comedy Central?
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jints
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Daily fucken reminder irvine scum
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>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence
And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children
>Start the season 0-2
Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?
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WINDIANS
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Mariners!
a win would be nice
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T R O S
R
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2-0 BABY!!!
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>>75046083
Jumbo Schrimpf is best Padre
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>you may only reply to this post if you're 0-2
Not so fast teams that didn't play today
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>tfw undefeated
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Don't pretend like opening day isn't also about having some great food. I had to wait until Tuesday for my 2nd opening day.
but
>pic related for my opening day feasts.
-italian combo for cards/cubs
-fantastic calzone with crappy breadsticks for sox/tigers
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>>75046142
The Brewers would actually be 2-0 if they played in the Comedy Central.
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>rags
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>I want to go to a winning team
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ROTY
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__________ _____ ________ _________
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>>75046163
Hindsight is 20/20 bitch. I'm glad you left my team.
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>>75046170
>hitting dingers off Who's pitching
>commendable
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>>75046142
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>Cardinals only run was at the expense of Piscotty's elbow joints and his skull
I don't care if the tards scored, that whole series of events was comedy gold.
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>>75046171
You fucked it up.
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post your ace and how much he benches
>big dick vince
>400 flat
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>>75046142
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>>75046155
those are some really sad looking fries
sandwich isnt much better
id make love to that calzone though
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>>75046115
At least y'all played a decent game and didn't embarrass yourselves. Can't wait for tomorrow night.
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>>75046194
wanna fuck?
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so this is the great Kent Maeda pissboi has been raving about
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>>75046198
They'll be free wins for sure. Fuck the Mariners.
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>>75046198
i hope the Mariners fuck your night up
just fuck it all up
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>>75046209
Not pissboi but Maeda always starts slow.
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>>75046209
>6 hits in 5 innings
that's good though. how about you get better fucking outfielders.
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>>75046209
Whatever, its just one game vs a decent team
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>>75046205
that depends, r u a grill?
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>>75046209
>giving up 3 runs against the most vibrant and explosive offense in the league
how is that bad?
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>>75046188
Kek he looks like Jon Heder
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who /undefeated/ here
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>>75046256
> the most vibrant and explosive offense in the league
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>>75046261
You called?
Prepare for a beat-down next week. Won't be pretty
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>>75046261
I'm undefeated at life. Can you say the same?
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>>75046275
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>>75046256
>the most vibrant and explosive offense in the league
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>>75046249
depends
what are your thoughts on feminine penises?
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For real though. The Padres will be the dark horse choice for NL West Champion. I'm not kidding based on my calculations they are projected to win 90 games this season.
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>>75046286
Fuck that smug lil AAA cunt and his clutch hitting
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>mfw we needed another starter pitcher for either depth or to complete the lineup
>mfw he got fucking cancer
atleast he wasn't an ace like the marlins
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>>75046300
well, I am from a degenerate liberal city.
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>>75046350
Jose Fernandez deserved what he got. That's why you don't do drugs.
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>>75046315
I hope you're prediction is true friendo. I predict at best they will finish 82-80, at worst 66-96
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>>75046196
You're definitely being misled by the look of the sammich. I should have done a better pic presentation lol. The owner of the sammich shoppe is fronm chicago and takes a lot of pride in his beef/sausage. The beef is slow cooked/marinated for at least a full day before it is served and usually only a finite amount is available per day before of the effort he puts into cooking it.
You don't need teeth to eat this sammich, especially if you order it "dipped" like i do. The beef and sausage also melts in your mouth it's so tender. I don't put anything but some mozerella cheese on mine. adding toppings takes away from the purity of the flavor of the meat itself.
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*strikes you out judiciously*
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>sucb win
>rags rags
which side of Tik'Lester will we see tonight?
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>>75046382
who fucking cares
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>>75046374
please stop saying sammich
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>>75046374
>reviewbrah is a baseball fan
who knew
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>>75046376
>Arm grows legs and walks away
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>>75046376
*tells the nurse to make sure operating room 2 is ready to go*
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This is the Red Sox's year!
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Whatever, the Cowboys are good. Boreball is stupid.
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https://twitter.com/BellyUpBetting/status/849439870091235330
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*strikes you out*
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Reminder if you have T-Mobile and haven't already, you've got until 5AM ET to get your free year of MLB TV.
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>>75046414
They won't be good because you drafted a meme QB.
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>>75046376
Who is this cute girl?
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>>75046421
what?
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*dominates your stupid fucking lineup*
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>>75046418
*argues with manager*
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>>75046421
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>one week later
>finished games are STILL going to queue
This might be the worst release of a game ever.
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>>75046444
>>75046434
all me
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>>75046440
*Explodes like the Death Star after throwing a pitch*
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>>75046414
>handegg casuals leaving
based silver linings
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*joins the fray*
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>>75046450
You didn't play SF5 at launch
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>>75046465
The levels of irony, falseflagging, and memery in this post are the highest we've seen in quite a while
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last 3 digits is fag harvey's ERA for the 2017 MLB season
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>>75046489
4.69 He could cut it in the Arcade League with those numbers.
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>>75046489
last digit is how many wins the phillies get this year
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last digit is how many rings mets win this decade
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>>75046505
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>>75046505
>>75046489
5
you get 5 wins
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last digit is how many mest pitchers are on the DL by all-star break
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last digit is how many posters are posting itt
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mariners win a ring if this post ends in 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 or 9
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>doyers
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>>75046534
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>>75046543
Fuck you we lost to the better team for a change.
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If singles the rangers will win a world series this decade
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Last digit confirms the number of championships the Dodgers win this decade
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if last digit is a number you all fuck off
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>>75046565
>rags
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Your reminder that losing to the Padres is equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodgers fans.
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>>75046418
*strikes out your pain med and subscribes a stronger dosage*
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>0-10
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>>75046565
>>75046571
would /mlb/ ever recover?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I57ARGh3ThE
Now that the dust has settled, was he right?
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>>75046590
give me a greentext of the main point for each team
i cant listen to his voice
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>>75046590
this nerd's voice kills me
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>muh farm
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first 2 digits confirm how many pitches I need to finish the game
last 2 digits confirm how many runs I give up
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>>75046508
This is honestly cute as fuck. Someone make a phils version with kruk!
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This post confirm that the Mets need to go to hospital for treatment of ligament damage
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>>75046534
this is a pornstar/actress?
no way is his just some random Seattle slut.
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>>75046606
>tripfag has to beg others to make OC for his team based off a rival teams OC
wow kys
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>>75046616
mad at the mest?
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>>75046628
Not him but how can I be mad at the Mets? They aren't even the best team in their own city.
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*pitches well enough to win the game*
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>>75046600
00 confirmed Gary Sanchez hitless throughout the season
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>>75046625
Bet you've never made OC in your life you fucking hyprocrite.
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>>75046642
What kind of Sombrero would that be if you struck out the entire season? Antimatter sombrero?
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Can you not stream MLB TV at 60 fps on computers? Is it only for mobile and faggot console devices
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>Dodgers lose
>Giants win
Who's the better team again?
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>>75046664
literally yes afaik
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How are the Dodgers losing to the Padres?
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>>75046672
Literally, unironically, which Jew thought that was a good idea?
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>>75046676
Because the Padres have a Clayton. Clayton Richard.
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>>75046636
This year we are
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>>75046676
By being a bad team.
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>>75046655
i've made tons actually. you're an embarrassment
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>>75046686
But Clayton is a choker
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>>75046687
Maybe. But it won't last. You know that you will always be the second banana. But if you come to Vegas, you will be top dog.
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>>75046687
why is Citi Field so comfy
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>>75046676
Because my Dads can't even tank right without fucking that up with a W.
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Complete this sentence: The LA Dodgers are the West Coast ______
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>>75046713
cucks
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>>75046711
Hey you have your bullpen closing it out, there's still a chance to lose.
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>>75046662
Adamantium
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>>75046704
Because later years Shea was a half a step above a South American prison complex.
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Metsfags your team plays tomorrow get lawst. This is the NL West's shitflinging hour.
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>>75046702
>You know that you will always be the second banana.
Yeah but that's a given. Any team would be second to the Yankees. At the Mets are loyal to the city unlike the stupid doyers and jints
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The Dodgers have the Giants
The Angels have the A's
Who do the Padres have?
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Give me the quick rundown on the Mets.
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>>75046740
Ron Burgundy
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>>75046740
Themselves. They're their own worst enemy.
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>>75046740
Diamondbacks?
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>>75046740
Uhh. Beats me.
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>ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME >ANALSLIME
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>>75046740
I want to say the Rockies because I fucking hate them
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San Diego is one of the most beautiful cities you'll never visit in your life. Keep that in mind before you trash it.
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>>75046760
How can you hate the Rockies? They're the West Coast Brewers. Completely irrelevant.
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>>75046740
good point
time to give San Diego a second team
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>getting shut out by the paaadres
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>>75046773
Epic meme! Nice alternative meme font!
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>>75046776
still buttblasted over the 2007 one game playoff, a lot of memories of me seeing them lose to them growing up. Fucking Jeff Francis fuck him
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>>75046619
shes a random barista in washington
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>The A's are in a tie for first place in the AL West
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>>75046740
who?
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>>75046800
the bikini kind
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>>75046619
it's a weird west coast thing where qts wear lingerie and pretend to be baristas at overpriced coffee joints
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>anglels
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>>75046820
at least our park isn't a fucking walking fire hazard
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how does a park walk?
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>>75046828
Yeah, but you are still eating shit. Enjoy 4th place this season.
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>>75046832
>giving us 4th instead of last
thanks I guess?
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>>75046671
both are shit. Can't wait for the rockies to steal the division
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>>75046844
We'll be in last after Billy Beane works his magic on us, so you're WELCOME.
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This is like a WS win for the San Diego Padres
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>>75046878
daily reminder that shutting out the dodgers is like winning a WS for paaadres fans
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>due to their pennant drount, dodgers fans continue to confuse inter-division games as the world series
Sad! Many such cases!
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>>75046878
Any other season, you'd be right, but remember >we actually want to lose this year.
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>>75046878
>>75046884
>>75046893
This is more of a World Series equivalent for the Dodgers. They lose.
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>>75046894
>>75046894
>>75046894
PADRES CELEBRATION THREAD
>>75046894
>>75046894
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>>75046810
its better than this weird east coast thing where they willingly drink dunkin donuts coffee
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>>75046898
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>>75046907
Fuck you Dunkin is good.
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Daily reminder that the Cubs winning killed all curses and the next 5 series winners will be the Rags, Rockies, Rays, Nats and finally the M's in 2021
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>Rangers actually lost a 1 run game
It's over guys. Pack it up.
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>>75046935
Except the Dodgers are gonna win it all
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>>75046928
>Dunkin is good
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>>75046907
>he doesn't rate Dunkin
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>>75046928
t. Red Cucks fan
I'd rather drink my own urine
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Detroit is winning the wildcard game
Discuss
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>>75046941
>it was 5-1
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>>75046963
They'd have to get into a WC spot first
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>>75046966
>Indians hold on for 4-3 win at Texas, clinch opening series
Oh yeah?
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>>75046981
I was talking about yesterday
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>rags
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>>75046952
t. Daddy Greinke
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>ee didn't get a hit today
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So the Dodgers still can't hit lefties
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>>75047000
broors are probably gonna be trading ryan braun soon
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>>75046989
But sweetie, they lost 8-5 yesterday
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>>75047016
did you even watch the game
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Is it too soon to call for an Astros/A's broship?
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Maybe our bullpen IS salvageable
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>>75047039
Maybe. But what good is it?
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>>75047035
Yeah. Lose this game so we can have sole possession of 1st, and then we can declare broship afterwards.
Y'all ain't bad.
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>AAAs
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>chokeland pathetics
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heidi looks god damn amazing tonight
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Keep losing Ayy's. I want my Vegas MLB team.
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>Jokeland
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>>75047035
>>75047071
Didn't actually think y'all would cooperate, kek
Thanks A's brother
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>>75047088
that red dress
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Remember when the > rags were all jerking each other off in the locker room last season and all the > rags fans came running to defend the team by saying its not gay its just hazing?
Good times
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>>75047071
>>75047035
can we get in on this?
fuck the rags and angels desu
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How the fuck is he still playing?
Fat mess and 38 years old
Should have retired last year
He will be an easy betting fade all year long. Take the cards tomorrow at plus money
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>>75047143
> he bets on baseball
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>>75047143
He's still got it, somehow.
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>>75047132
Welcome to the family
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I cannot WAIT to get my own baseball team. I don't even care if they are the JOKELAND PATHETICS. I want a team. Go VEGAS!
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>mfw the rays win the east
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>>75047149
>he unironically watches baseball for (((fun)))
>>75047150
He was very fortunate not to get completely blown up last year. Lots of great defense bailing him out. Madden protected him with lots of rest and tried to keep him off away games. Shit hits the fan this year
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Not Too Long Now .
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>>75047180
no canada needs a west coast team so these fucks can stay out of seattle
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>>75047171
>7171
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>>75047180
>>75047187
Goddammit they're going to VEGAS! VEGAS people, I need a team to cheer for.
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>broships
back to >>>/cuckhoop/ faggots
fuck the lastros
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Where did all these Mariners come from all of a sudden? Out of fucking nowhere, these guys
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So having watched most of the first two days of action has there been a better sequence so far than the Angels tonight?
Calhoun robs a sure xbh to let Espinoza put them ahead top 9 om the road?
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>>75047195
fuck off
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>>75047200
It's the usual early season Mariners bandwagon. They will be gone by September.
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>>75047180
tick tock
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>>75047200
ive been here, posting anime girls for your enjoyment
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>>75047200
They are coming out of the slumber they went into sometime last summer
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>>75047211
You can have the Rays. Give me the Athletics.
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Rangers winning the AL Worst again?
Gee, guess we'll have to make it so
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>>75047195
no u
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>>75047222
Not if the Lastros have anything to say about it.
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>>75047222
>rags
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>>75047222
>Literally in last place
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Thoughts?
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>>75047237
>using actual standings less than 3 days into the season
we're on pace for 95 wins using nate's model, should be enough to seal the deal
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>>75047242
It's just one of many daggers in the chest of Brokeland. They will relocate by the end of the year.
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>>75047245
>Nate Styrofoam
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Mets
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>>75047242
>0-2
>throw a hanger right down the middle
lmoa
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Good night Trout
Good night Curry
Good night dads
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> losing to the podrace
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>>75047200
I've been here since /sp/ started senpai
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>>75047248
>>75047211
>>75047194
>>75047170
>>75047095
:^)
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>>75047195
>>75047222
>rägß
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how can the rest of the NL west even compete?
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>>75047242
I feel bad for Dull because you can see what he was trying to do. He had just got him to swing at a fastball in and he wanted to go breaking stuff away but he left it right over the plate.
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>>75047275
Rookies will be unbeatable outside of their meme park. But when they play in Coors, they will lose a bunch.
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Obssession
># of Jints shit posters / game thread trespassers
= 0
>>75043711
># of Doyers shit posters / game thread trespassers
= start counting from 3rd post
>>75043426
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>>75046996
underrated
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PISSBOI IS MY LITTLE BITCH (ID: !SOLER7Qox6)
2017-04-05 05:45:38
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>>75047296
>KKK
oh boy
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Anyone here watching some Nip baseball?
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give me 42 reasons, 3 articles, your own peer reviewed paper and 11 videos explaining why the mariners wont win a ring this year
you literally cant
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>>75047304
its 11 at night baseball is over
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>>75047296
Bruhh
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>>75047309
you don't have either the best pitchers, hitters, or coaches
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>>75047309
why should i put in all that effort when i can just say "because they suck"
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>>75047332
so you have no evidence to support this opinion?
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Hi, I asked about going to the game as a first timer couple days ago.
It was great and i got a dodgers pennant.
but it was packed on opening day and lot of the dodgers fan girls were total uggs
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>>75047339
because they're bad
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>>75047309
I can't
Instead I'll give you 40+ years, 116 wins, and no rings as my evidence
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Why is his instagram so good?
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>>75047309
I'll give you one reason, but you have to tell me his name
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ZERO Mariners fans the entire offseason
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>>75047376
Really makes my brain bubble.
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Who were the offseason champions again?
>2014 Padres
>2015 Dbacks
>2016 ?
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>>75047384
>le 5 aces crimson stockings
a.k.a.
>2010 phillies 2.0
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>>75047391
That Phillies team would have been GREAT!
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Chase Field CF never ceases to amaze me
It already goes 413 in those mini gaps, its already pretty deep compared to most fields.
Then the douchebag designer,DUDE RANDOM 20 FOOT RISE LMAO
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>>75047419
Maybe they don't have power to LF and if they can't get one, nobody can
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>>75047419
Yeah, but, DUDE TRIPLES AND INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUNS
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>>75047309
1969
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42 right there
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>>75047194
>Las Vegas stealing 2 of Oakland's team.
I think that's considered a declaration of war.
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RIP Piscotty's skull
>Tradinal fans think any of the throws were intentional.
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>>75047462
You now realize that if Stepehn Piscotty's big fat head didn't get in the way, Wong could have made it to third.
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>>75047462
>cubs
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>>75047479
That play was clear umpball, Baez shot a perfect laser into his head before he touched home plate. He should have been called out. instead they gave him a run because everyone felt bad for him when he played dead. But unlike the Doylers, the Cubs didn't treat that as a 'momentum' changer and shit themselves since kept their shit together to win the game.
The Cubs, they can get umpballed and still win.
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a big red boys town
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Haha, time for win number two
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>>75047616
>>
NL East:
Braves
Marlins
Mets
Nationals
Phillies
NL Central:
Brewers
Cardinals
Cubs
Pirates
Reds
NL West:
Diamondbacks
Dodgers
Giants
Padres
Rockies
51's
AL East:
Blue Jays
Expos
Orioles
Rays/Charlotte
Red Sox
Yankees
AL Central:
Indians
Royals
Tigers
Twins
White Sox
AL West:
Angels
Astros
Athletics
Mariners
Rangers
Who says no?
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>>75047636
>>
Reminder that the state of Texass holds a celebration every year about that time they lost to the Indians. And tomorrow they'll have another story to add
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>>75047672
Is this the GOAT fan sign of the decade?
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Reminder: The Colorado Rockies will win the NL West
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Predict his stat line today
>9 IP, 0 H, 0 ER, 13 SO, 0 BB
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>>75047636
>who says no
The standings
>>75047672
Be reasonable. A good part of Texas realizes the abhorrent disease-ridden filth that is the arlington rags baseball club
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>>75047724
7 IP, 12 H, 14 R, 1 ER, 1 SO, 14 BB
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>>75047724
Fuck off with your forced meme
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>>75047734
Hey, James!
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Is "James Shields" a forced meme?
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>>75047748
I think he meant that abstract art is a forced meme irl, therefore, James Shields is, utilizing the transitive property, also a forced meme.
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>>75047756
That has to be the only explanation.
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>Just had a cutscene in between an at bat in THE SHOW where the centerfielder chased down a beach ball
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>>75047748
this pic might be
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>>75047683
Rougned Odor cannot handle the bantz.
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>>75047844
Wow that $ounds like a VERY good video game I should pick up a play$tation for THE $HOW #1 video game 10/10 IGN be$t ba$eball experien$e
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>>75047899
Get out of here faggot The Show is GOAT.
>>
I want to follow baseball, however I dont know which team I should support.
Please help me. It has to be a flyoverstate team that has the potential of making the play offs
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>>75047968
Have I got the team for you
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>>75047968
I guess that limits you to
Cubs
Cardinals
Rockies
Indians
Tigers
Astros
But you're insane to become a cusb or methinal fan so it's down to
rockies
indians
tigers
astros
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>>75047988
I like Indiana, but they play at the highest lvl of minor League baseball.
I meant major league baseball
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>>75048031
Not Indiana, the Indians. They play in Cleveland and are one of the elite teams in baseball right now
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>>75046083
Who's the hunk?
asking for my gf
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>>75048044
matt harvey
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>>75048043
>>75048030
Thanks, Ohio seems like a comfy state. Guess im an indians fan now
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>>75048044
>>
>now updated daily
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat
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>>75048367
>tfw no old fat
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What went wrong
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>its a /mlb/ drowns in a sea of divegrass during yuropoor hours
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>>75048918
We'll return the favor tonight. It's no longer the off season, we can fight back now.
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>arlington rags in charge of playing baseball
Hahajqhqjqhqhahahahahaha
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>>75046099
Thank you based jints waifu poster
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>Tigers-White Sox rained out. Game rescheduled for May 26 as part of doubleheader
Bravo, Chicago.
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They had better not cancel the cubs cards game tonight. Why do they even not play games in the south/ domes this time of year
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>>75046193
>verlander
>all 108 lbs of Kate Upton
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>>75049234
Ffs already? Fucl absolutely everything about the Whos.
This is just because they couldn't get any fans to show up, isn't it?
>>
>>75047968
Do you like tons of super star players who are paid extreme amounts of money, despite the team losing money every year, that have all their effort go to waste due to a bunch of bums in the bullpen blowing all their hard work every season?
Then the Tigers are your team. They're like a more likeable yankees if the yankees had a shit bullpen.
>>
>>75047968
>>75049283
Also they have Bradposting
>>
Has there been an instance of a good pitcher who was a hit/walk machine?
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>>75049242
Is it raining in St Louis?
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>>75049335
Bob Turlet once walked 128 people and somehow won the Cy Young.
This is why no one with half a brain pays attention to pitcher's wins anymore.
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>>75049348
Storm system coming through this evening
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>Today's Games
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>>75049394
But it's a 1 pm game
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>>75049417
>>
>White Sox already messed up the rotation
>No more Verlander vs Porcello
A gigantic red arrow that points down
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>giving up a no doubter to a manlet
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>>75047968
The Yankees have Didi Gregorius, who's one of your fellow countrymen
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>>75048037
It's never not funny
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>Due to the threat of severe weather, today's game against the @Cubs has postponed until tomorrow at 12:45 PM. Gates will open at 11:15 AM.
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>>75049410
I appreciate the autistic effort that went into this, well done
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>2nd game of season postponed due to another rainout
What an absolutely swimming start to this season.
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>>75049638
How do the White Sox manage to so consistently ruin everything good in this world?
>>
>>75049908
lame
>>
>>75049916
>Manfred will institute autoIBBs but not require a timetable for retractable domes
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>>75049928
>>75049638
You think you have it bad?
Imagine being a fan of this team.
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>>75049898
>I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it
What was his endgame here?
>>
>>75049946
Being a fan of the whos ruins your love of baseball.
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>>75049963
Just being a lifelong cubes fag since February 14th 2017
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>>75049946
I watched the broadcast yesterday. I didn't see any evidence that the White Sox have fans.
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>Who's opening day game allegedly had an attendance of 36,534
I'm starting to think these official numbers might be bunk unless they are going by tickets sold, and not people who actually show up because they realize they're going to the South Side and decide not to go to avoid being shot..
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>>75049991
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>>75050021
There was 12 thousand there at most. Absolutely pathetic sight.
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>>75050034
That's tickets sold, not people who were there slope. The place was empty.
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>>75050034
>36k paid
>2k showed up
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>all this white sox bullying
>look around my room and see I still have my Sale jersey
Truly the darkest timeline.
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>>75050034
>>75050041
So basically a cubes game.
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>>75050057
>>75050041
>>75050056
Stop being so unfair to the whos fans.
First stop and consider who would actually go to a ballpark named Guaranteed Rape field?
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>>75050067
Wrigley has way more fans than the South Side, it's just that most of them aren't in beautiful historic best park Wrigley Field all the time, they have to get free drinks in the local Boystown bars
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>>75050063
Don't worry, Sale will choke for the Red Sox just like Price
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>>75050067
Obsessed
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>>75050078
whos fans
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>>75050063
>who's fan
>no job
Checks out
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>>75050098
>t. lifelong cubicle since November 30th 2016 whose fan culture is shitposting about white sox
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>>75050067
The Cubs can fill their stadium. And the city.
Remember, 7th largest peaceful gathering of humanity in history.
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>>75050106
Chris Sale jerseys are expensive though seeing how he was the only good player on the team for so many years.
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>>75050111
Those trips check out
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>>75050063
You get that when it was on sale for 90%? I keep re-forgetting who Chris Sales is. Then I remember he's the pitcher who is responsible for allowing fat ass Colon get his only home run in his career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFsq9FQBlc
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>>75050111
I've been shit posting about the white sox since the cubs made the nlcs in 03
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>>75050138
>>75050122
>>75050106
I gave 150 dollars of my own hard earned money to the white sox organization years ago for that jersey. Yes, I actually gave that much to Jerry.
Truly, truly the darkest timeline.
>>
Daily reminder that beating the _____ is equivalent to winning the WS for _____ fans
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>>75050165
1) padres
2) expos
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>>75050163
>white sox fan
>anime picture
Post checks out.
You know anime is why God hates your team right?
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>>75050165
.250 mark
Whos
>>
does anyone have a better ballpark ambiance than Brokeland? you can hear from their condensed games that they have good music choices
>>
>>75050165
>Going 2-2 in the crosstown cup
>Whos
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>>75050173
>hating anime
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>>75050165
>Mest
>Yankees
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>>75050185
Their stands are hundreds of yards from the field and the place has literal shit leaking into it at least 4 times a year. Maybe it's a good place to go if you're looking to get cholera, but it sure as hell aint a good place to see a baseball game.
>>
>>75050204
Oops, I meant for that to be reversed
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>>75050203
I don't hate anime, God does. Go complain to Him.
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>>75050173
>Not running with it.
Take this image, it represents who's fans on /sp/.
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>>75050194
>cusb can't even sweep one of the shittiest teams in the league last year
whos are a joke but lifelong gay cubs fans are even worse. I cant wait until the natural order gets restored and we stomp them for the division title again like it has been and should be.
>>
>>75050165
Dodgers
Giants
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>>75050227
>not watching anime while watching WSB
It alleviates the pain
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>>75050253
Not enough though.
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>>75050231
>Tardinal fan upset that Piscotty's egg is scrambled eggs.
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>>75050276
>have to go to a ballpark named guaranteed rate field only to see stuff like that happen every time
I honestly don't blame whos fans for not showing up to games. Who can?
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>>75050283
Stay classy.
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>>75048037
It hasn't even been a week and we already need to update the collage
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WTF am i watching and who is this whore on the right?
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>>75050343
You should be happy he got a run. That ball hit his noggin before he touched home plate and he had enough momentum for his concussed body to still slide over it before he body flopped like a Basketball player taking a dive.
If they actually followed the rules, Piscotty is out.
>>
>>75050152
>made the nlcs in 16
ftfy
>>
fuck i'm so excited for tonight
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>>75050419
Me too bby. Barves fan here.
>>
>>75050334
That happened in kansas city achtually
>>
Who are the MLB's version of the Warriors?
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>>75050334
Honestly I think yesterday might be the most runs the whos ever scored against Verlander. By their usual standards yesterday was a must see effort.
>>
WHAT UP /SP/!!!!!
I'm the new tripfag in town, and I figure I need to introduce myself. You see, I'm not a faggot like all the others. I'm just a normal dude that hates the blue jays and tardinals and watching Asstista get his teeth knocked out. So who's your team you faggots?
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>>75050449
Too easy
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>>75050453
You should learn how to trip if you're going to be a tripfag
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>>75050453
>I'm the new tripfag in town
>Doesn't even have a trip
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>>75050472
Yeah and you should learn to SHUT UP!
*drops mic*
>>
*whipsers*
Who's the new guy?
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>>75050459
But the warriors are trash at everything and only win because they can huck a bunch of 3s.
Cubs don't fit that, okay maybe the later part of 2015 when they scored all their runs off home runs.
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>>75050453
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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>>75050522
same idea tho, long suffering franchise that drafted and traded well to create a sort of super team
And the warriors wouldn't be in the same position without utlity guys like Draymond and Iggy
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>>75050522
>But the warriors are trash at everything
the warriors had the second best defensive rating in the NBA in 2016
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What is the point of trips? There's reddit if you want a username
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>>75050587
>le leddit
Good meme
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>>75050587
What's the point about complaining about trips? People have been doing this since 2009, it's not going to change anything
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Why is Mr. Met such a fucking dickbag?
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>>75050607
always liked the one where jeter is complaining someone used his razor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4y5CJxhZx0
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>>75050598
But it's not a meme, reddit really is for if you want a username
>>75050600
Because it defeats the purpose of having an anonymous image board
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>>75050649
Why don't you just turn on anonymize? No one else seems to be as bothered by this as you. /mlb/ is actually the least tripfag-infested general on /sp/.
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>>75050165
spread, Pete Rose
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Controversial opinion time: The leaf invasion of August 1st, 2015 was infinitely worse than the Lifelong Cubs fan invasion of October 14th, 2016.
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>>75050607
Does the Phanatic suck dick as well as one would think he could? Is there Phanatic R34?
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>wake up
>sox game postponed
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>>75050751
it's his tongue that really does the trick
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>>75050751
I can't find any, but let's just say he's never been allowed to be the sexual beast he was meant to be.
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>>75050795
>Phanatic
>black guy with a smarmy smile
This needs the BLACKED treatment.
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what did Lasorda mean by this??
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>>75050227
What a great game.
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>degrom vs colon
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>>75050832
deGrom's elbow is going to explode today
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>>75050844
>Giants fan lashing out in anger after his team played like shit opening day
Sad!
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>>75050860
>lashing out in anger
I openly admit they blew it on Sunday lol
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>>75050898
How does that relate to my post? You're wishing injury on another team's player for no apparent reason, I'm just inferring it's because you're a salty little faggot.
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So I've discovered what's easily my least favorite part of the Baseball-Reference update--the gutting of the roundup of the previous day's games. Gone are the lists of the worst batting and pitching performances. Gone is the list of the five biggest plays (in terms of WPA) from the previous day's games. Gone are the gamescores from the pitching lines. Thanks to this, Baseball-Reference isn't an essential daily visit during the season anymore.
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>>75050928
I was saying that it wasn't out of anger or salt lol, it was just a joke.
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>>75050755
>waking up at noon
Do literally zero whos fans have a job?
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>>75051008
they're all anime watching NEETs
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>>75050812
Philthy may stink but the Phanatic is the GOAT mascot
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>>75051117
Thanks for the kind words jew yorker.
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>>75051137
Waiting for both your cities to fall into the ocean desu
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I always wanted to see the Phanatic and Orbit get into a fistfight.
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>>75050844
Great post. Really thoughtful.
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>>75050522
the cubs have a lot more charisma. a lot of really likable players, especially now that chimpman is gone. pretty much everyone likes them except for cards, sox, dodger, giant fans, and maybe pirates since the cubs cucked them out of the last opening in their window.
everyone thinks steph curry is a little faggot, drayboon green hits people in their nuts. no person in the world outside of the gay area wanted to see them win last year.
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>>75050021
>unless they are going by tickets sold
NL teams have been announcing attendance based on tickets sold rather than turnstile count since like the 70's, and AL teams have always done so.
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>be Mike Trout, best position player of an era
>get drafted by a team that refuses to spend money on building a contender
>be so good that the only reasonable trade price for you is too high for anyone to possibly bear
>have to wait for 2021 free agency
JUST
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>>75051328
Pretty sure the Indians now hate them too.
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>>75051417
>>get drafted by a team that refuses to spend money on building a contender
I'm sorry. Did you miss on how badly they got burned on the Pujols/Hamilton/Wilson deals?
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>>75051408
1992, not the 70's
http://www.latimes.com/la-sp-attendance-082305-story.html
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>>75051433
they should hate their own team more for fucking blowing a 3-1 lead with the final 2 games at home against a cursed team
but yeah, i dunno how i forgot that
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>>75051255
Really makes you think
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>>75051470
This fucking faggot can't probably name 3 players on the Indians
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>>75051470
>losing a 7 game series with 2 pitchers
Even with the Cusb playing as shitty as they did they shouldn't have gotten that far
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Notice how you never see Mets fans post hot girls
Gay much?
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>RHP Mike Pelfrey close to a deal with #WhiteSox
Top kek
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>>75051582
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>>75051582
>>75051633
I got you guys.
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>>75051633
5 > 3 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 1
debate me
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The Angels were subdued by injuries last year, they will win the West and Mike Trout will hoist the Eries trophy
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>>75051650
Jesus
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>>75051582
emmy rossum
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>>75051655
Which is what you would have said had you not been dreaming. Get real, you're finishing in 4th place above the Pathetics.
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>>75051684
Think he wrangled a threesome with Mrs. Met?
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>>75051582
gonna miss Alexa desu
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>>75051651
2>6>5>1>3=4
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>>75051633
3, 2, 6, 5, 1, 4
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>>75051650
I'd might as well start just collecting qts for all teams
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>>75051629
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daily reminder
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>Mike Trout will be 29 and past his prime when he hits free agency
LMAO can't make this up
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Leave the mest to me.
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>>75051754
Perfect for a team like the Mariners.
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>>75051764
I wouldn't leave anything to that dead rat on his face.
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who /goingtothegame/ tonight?
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> tfw rain out
Kill me
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>>75051697
Shut the fuck up, Mr. Met is loyal to his wife and his wife only. Don't put that sacrilege in my mind.
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11 walks on the year not even halfway through the second game lole
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>>75051836
Ms met is a SLUT
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12
12 walks on the year
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>>75051836
Too bad Mrs. Met isn't the same way lmfao
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>>75051835
the absolute state of the midwest
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You guys know there's a dude in the Mrs. Met costume, right?
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>>75051902
>Women can't handle being in a mascot outfit
Shocking revelation there.
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>>75051902
I've heard mascots are very often women, dancers (not sexy) specifically
It's the other way around a lot of the time
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>>75051928
>downward arrow earing
is she a whos fan?
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>>75051902
Is the point of this post to imply that Mrs Met isn't an absolute dime?
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I found the best Mets qt
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Feels good to have an all-white rotation this year. Yessiree bob, no minorities to be found.
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>>75052006
Good pupper
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>>75052009
Those guys look like they would pour beer on some fat nerd's head.
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>>75052009
>Before /mlb/
>After /mlb/
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>>75052009
That fourth guy is not white.
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>>75052074
>first name is vince
>from Pomona Valley
>speaks good english
white enough for me
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>>75052009
me in the middle
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>>75052106
None of that has any bearing on his actual ethnicity which is what matters.
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>>75052009
didn't the rays had a super white team last year and look how mediocre they were
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Epic
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Why is MLB obsessing over Bartolo Colon? Serious question.
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>>75052293
memes
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>>75052293
le fat funny man who hit a home run last year!
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>>75052293
I think because there is a distinct lack of personality and superstars anywhere in the sport so they really don't know what to do with themselves.
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>>75052293
fat old slob who is somehow an excellent pitcher. also he is a fun player and doesn't take shit too seriously
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>>75052293
What other pitcher has had these insanely solid numbers at his age? Serious question.
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>>75052376
its true
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>>75051629
>the absolute state of the big red down arrows
Just end the team.
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>>75052420
Trout is the most egregious example of this. Guy has the personality of a piece of a cardboard. Literally never says or does anything controversial, has the high school sweetheart/dog/clean-cut look combo going on.
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>>75052491
to be fair to trout he's an imbecile. if baseball didn't exist he'd be digging ditches.
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>>75052481
Relocate them to Vegas.
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HEY JOKELAND! 160 games until the Athletics come to Vegas. Suck it, BITCH!
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What is it about the Rangers that makes people salty enough to go out of their way to post about them all the time? Did JD and Banny double team your moms or something lmao
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>>75052420
It's hard for the game to have personality when anytime there's anything resembling a brawl the finger-waggers come out in force these days.
You need negative emotions to spark rivalry not this forced interleague memery. Le ebin bat flips are a poor substitute for this.
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>>75052673
lol
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>>75052293
MLB loves to put a wife beating degenerate as the face of their sport for some reason
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>>75052006
That reminds me, I gotta see when Bark in the Park at Citi Field is this year. Really want to take my pupper.
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>>75052708
he said Colon, not Familia
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>>75052293
He's elite.
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>>75052673
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>>75052653
if anything, it will at least be two years before Oakland relocates. maybe more.
I think the MLB wants to take care of the Rays/Montreal situation before the A's
especially with the amount of teams that Vegas is already receiving. they want to see how the Raiders and the Golden Knights do attendance wise. it's an untested market that may not be ready for an MLB team. the same thing happened to the A's when they were relocated to Kansas City.
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It's official: everyone laugh at the whos
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2017/04/white-sox-nearing-deal-with-mike-pelfrey.html
And in the meantime whos fans say goodbye to Quintana. I think they figure they can pay Pelfrey 20 dollars a year to give up 1 run + an inning.
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>>75052707
guarantee that 95% of the ranger haters are fans of irrelevant teams that haven't even won a pennant in the last 25 or so years lmao. If your team aint the cards or giants and you posting >rags that just makes you a cuck
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>>75052794
Abstract ART! I love this team.
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>>75052799
>Rags
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>>75052799
>rags
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>>75052799
>rags
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>>75047683
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>>75052799
>rags
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>>75052863
hey, I made that lmao
I should probably try to make it better
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>>75052986
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>>75050413
No. You're wrong, you fucking retard. The runner is out only if he's hit by a batted ball. You can't just throw the ball at the runner.
>cusb 'fans'
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>>75051633
2>5>3>1>4>6
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>>75052420
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper overlord
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