Worst Griffey Edition
SD:Report: Edwin Jackson to O's on minors deal
SF:Denard Span (hip) not in Wednesday's lineup
BOS:Pomeranz (arm) looking likely for Sunday
TOR:Roberto Osuna (neck) throws off flat ground
MIN:Escobar plates four runs in win over Royals
BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) not starting Wednesday
CWS:Pelfrey inks minor league deal with White Sox
WAS:Anthony Rendon (calf) returns to Nats' lineup
COL:Rockies officially release RHP Jason Motte
DET:Mike Pelfrey close to joining White Sox
MLW:Brewers add ex-Ray Nick Franklin on waivers
NYM:Mets sign Desmond Jennings to minors deal
orioles
>>75059813
Dylan Bundy is elite
honk honk
>biscotti
This is now an Orioles thread
What team would be least obnoxious to win the AL Comedy Central?
baseball god coming through
Dubs and all oriole posters are not allowed here
>Source: David Price will "almost certainly" require TJS
Injuns
If singles Orioles posters are welcome here
>>75059904
thanks, i'll stay here now, i would've left if that post was dubs
no rerolling
Fried Schrimpf is best Padre
Hey bullpen, better warm up those quads
hockey was a mistake
>>75059928
Well we are a broship
>can't find tribessmukbirdfistbump.jpg
Smuk Wahoo will have to do
>His RTTS character didn't win Rookie of the Year at 18 years old
Explain yourself, /mlb/
>>75059936
I'll just try again next thread!
>>75059892
Trick question
They are all terrible
>>75059995
Hockey's okay I guess.
>>75060075
nope i said no rerolling
i'll know if it's you
rags are ragsing again
>>75060096
Rerolls only apply to current threads. A new thread constitutes fresh rolls.
>>75060123
did someone say rags?
MARINERS!
>>75059892
whos
I remember when Freddy Galvis was a meme. It's weird to think of him as a good player
dads vs. dodgers
>>75060152
>>75060191
>rags
Angels A's
>>75060230
>>75060230
>>75060230
is pitch framing a legitimate measure of a catcher's defensive ability?
>>75060237
rags?
>>75060294
yes
>>75060294
Defensive? Nah. But pitch framing in itself is very important
>>75060294
it is but the problem is teams have caught on and either made good framers a starter or forced their starter to learn it that the difference is almost negligible between the best pitch framer and the 10th or 15th, its literally like a couple extra strikeouts over the course of a season, also its literally based on the umps being bad at their jobs and being bamboozled
Yelich's mom hasn't been posted in far too long
>>75060479
> mfw i bumped my high score to 47 years
feels good man
>mfw blake treinen
Who undefeated, alone in 1st place and on pace for 162 - 0 here?
>>75060642
can't blame either one of them f.a.m.
i'd like to be the meat in that sandwich
>>75060675
>>75060664
>mfw I forgot my face
>Red Sox offense
1-161 record would be too good for them.
>>75060752
WHAT TEAM ARE YOU A FAN OF
>>75060760
You should know this, he's a Cleveland fan.
>>75060752
yo fuck you
>>75060642
What is she looking at?
> switched to streaming TV
> hear fireworks 30 seconds before HRs and wins
adrian gonzalez literally cant stop going opposite field when shifted
>>75060776
newfag
GG Red fan
Girardi should just let his relievers pitch the entire game tbqhwy
>>75060752
haha y-yeah the red sucks offense is so bad h-hehe
>>75060920
excellent start from eickhoff, solid series to start the year t.b.h.
>Pineda's mandated one inning autismfest cost us this game
GG Reds, next time keep the woos to a minimum plz
>>75060953
I honestly think jerad will be the gem we get from the Hamels trade.
85 wins is unironically going to be enough to win the AL east this season isnt it
>>75060957
>pinedas queer autism
>0-9 RISP
I think its time to sell the franchise
>>75060788
just a visual cup check between friends, nothing more
>>75060969
no promises m8
sometimes when i get a little too deep at the game i do it myself
>>75060991
Sell it to Jeter
>>75060982
Hell I'd say 79 would be enough lol.
who the fuck is that apple stickers commercial supposed to appeal to
>he doesn't woo at the game
Murphy 2-4 RBI R
Harper 2-4 2 RBI
Wieters 3-3 2RBI BB
Eaton 1-3 2R
Roark 6IP 2ER 6K
The Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman 1-3 HR 2R
Nobody can stop us
>>75061051
>he doesn't jerk off at the mascots while at the game
>>75061022
>sell to jeter
>posada becomes manager
>petite becomes pitching coach
>a-rod becomes hitting coach
>rivera continues to shitpost from a panamanian VPN
>franchise averages 100 wins a season and wins the next 7 WS
Make it happen
>>75061064
>win against marlels
>think you're hot shit
lemme know when you win a playoff series
>>75061064
A seven game series can.
>>75061079
Hey I haven't seen Panamabro in any of the threads yet
>>75061079
pettitte becomes the bullpen coach and jeter becomes the team steroid supplier
>not watching all 8 games at once
pleb
>>75061105
Are you implying Jeter took steroids?
>>75061107
MULTIBALL
>>75061116
meant to say Aroid but got mixed up also yes jeter did roids as well
>>75061099
Panamabro was really just Manuel Noriega on a VPN posting from prison.
>>75061128
> jeter did roids
>>75061068
>he doesn't get shitfaced on alcohol he snuck in and vomit on children at the game
>>75061128
>>75061093
We can't even get past a 5 game series senpai.
>>75061099
>i still havent gotten my pager in the mail
>>75061158
How much did you pay for this "pager"?
>>75061184
it was 50 dollars because apparently its really expensive to ship to canada
>>75061144
Ey Mike you think the Yankees are gonna go 162-0 this year?
>>75061216
You just fed him and his family for 2 years
>red sox bullpen burnt out
so its another orioles start the year 7-0 episode yes?
>>75061250
162-0
>>75061250
My favorite
>>75061144
Ey Mike you think that the Yankees should fire Girardi and get Andy Pettite to manage?
Relocate the Yankees to Charlotte and give North Carolina a REAL baseball team.
>>75061144
Ey Mike you think we should re-sign A-Rod?
>>75061144
Ey Mike nice dubs I checked em what do you think about that diet coke
>McCuckchen
Rain is bad postponement bad
>>75061417
I agree Japan. I want to subject myself to torture watching the White Sox.
what can be done about this?
based barves, thanks for doing us a solid
>>75061338
At least try and cuck the chicongo peecups, if not for yourself for all of mlb
>>75061436
You're welcome.
>>75061429
Bad baseball better than no baseball
>>75061417
It's pouring here in the south side japbro. But we should be hitting high 50 low 60 for the rest of the month with clear skies in Friday CST
>>75061431
Sell the team and relocate it to Las Vegas.
>>75061348
Ey Mike, you think A-Rod could play catcher?
>>75061453
amen my yellow friend
>>75061441
try our best
>>75061494
Looks like a real banter league right there.
>>75061506
All I ask. Good luck
>>75061467
I will see tomorrow then. Ganbatte White Sox.
>>75060642
Is Brad Ausmus the most handsome manager in baseball?
anyone /BWW/ here?
SANDY THE FUCKING LION
>PIERATS
RED SOX CONFIRMED WS
>>75061460
Cute!
>red sox win
who /no offense/ here?
>>75061659
>>75061743
>>75061782
who /no baseball/ here?
>>75061782
Thanks for giving us a win.
possible >RAGS alert
>>75061798
>detoilet
>>75061782
If DeGrom pitches the 7th, they win
I lost my folder and I need to resave memes.
Can someone or a bunch of you just spam the thread for me?
That'd be great, Yankee memes preferred, especially the smek one.
>>75059813
E-Jax got traded yet again? Ye gods.
>>75061810
you earned it
>>75061818
probably, but the bigger problem was the anemic offense. can't score 1 run in 12 innings and expect to win most games
>>75061782
at least you have a great rotation to fall back to
>>75061837
Thank you also for old/fat.
>>75061818
Mets still think they can save DeGrom's elbow from imploding without changing his memechanics so they limit him as much as they can
If the White Sox call the game tomorrow they should be forced to forfeit the entire series.
>>75061782
>the city of new york in charge of hitting a baseball
>>75061798
>RAGS
THE >RAGS IS HAPPENING
>>75061826
here's an old familiar sight for yanks fans
TURN ON MLB NETWORK
>RAGS
HABBENING
>>75061854
White Sox on pace to play 1 game this season. I wonder what an 0-1 record means for the draft.
>>75061854
Bit of an overreaction to rain
>>75061848
he looked amazing today tbqh, haven't seen him throw 93+ in years. can't wait to trade for him and kelly johnson at the trade deadline
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>75061886
Sorry he's not for sale. You guys fucked up with that deal.
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>RAGS
the ABSOLUTE STATE of texas
hahaha i can't believe it. get fucked tiki
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>>75061879
Seth Beer confirmed
Being a Rangers fan is suffering.
>R A G S
>A
>G
>S
Hahahahaha
>rags
All the people that just went >rags proves the predictable nature of this board
>tfw your team is going to miss the playoffs and blow up at the deadline but you get to watch the rags >RAGS for an entire season
that qt crying >rags fan :(
>>75061881
It wasn't even raining today during the normal start time. They canceled it because they knew no one would show up to watch that shitty team in the cold.
hey, did you guys hear the one about the
> RAGS
>r
>a
>g
>s
>>75060043
he won his at 19
>>75061957
>rags
Boston
>>75061962
>tfw your team is the Jokeland Pathetics, but you will always have the >rags
>>75061957
>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence
And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children
>start the season 0-3 with 3 straight pathetic losses
Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?
>>75061965
>It wasn't even raining today during the normal start time
It was
>>75061987
>antonio bastardo
sad!
>Pie Rats
Which will happen first: the whos play another game or the >rags winning a game?
>R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S
>A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R A G S R
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>>75061987
I liked the pirates feed of immediately focusing on the pitcher instead of the homerun
>>75061965
It was though. Did you even see the radar? Stop getting butthurt at nature.
>RAGS >RAGS>RAGS
>the best catcher in baseball is Sandy Leon
how did this happen?
>>75061940
There's no better group of people for it to happen to
>people are still surprised dyson throws nothing but meatballs down the middle
is there a more enjoyable team in baseball right now?
It's still raining in Chicago and will continue into tommorow. It's a sign from God that he wants the Cubs to win in Chicago first before the Who.
>>75062061
literally the texas rangers
I am DISGUSTED that a professional sports organization would make a grown woman cry/ There should be serious repercussions for their actions.
>>75062065
Fuck you man. Sox will win first.
>>75062032
>tfw everybody just says hes on a hot streak
>hes been on a hot streak for almost a year straight
>says he changed his approach completely right before he got 'hot'
He's just fucking 'good' now.
Does Communism make better baseball players?
>>75062081
>ring on middle finger
what did she mean by this
>>75062096
Not playing in texas makes for better players
>rags
>>75062081
I have a strong feeling we will see a lot of this pic
>>75062096
communism makes everything better, komrade
>>75062081
>tfw you will never comfort her after the game with tender lovemaking
why do i even live
>>75062081
>when you realize your drunk angry 400 lb brother husband is going to beat you before bed yet again
>>75062121
fucking kek
>>75061940
Hey at least you aren't a BIG RED DOWN ARROWS fan.
>>75062087
NEVER EVER
>>75062091
>""""changed his approach"""
aka started his pilates regimen
>>75061963
Astros game about to go how many innings?
>>75062169
that fuggin logo kek
>>75062154
>at least you aren't a fan of a team that won a ring
he he yeah...
>>75062081
It's cool she'll forget about it just like Arlington forgot about the Rangers after losing one game
Samuel Isaac Dyson has a 72 ERA in 1 inning.
>>75062169
>that chief wahoo
POTTERY
>>75062162
thank you based cubs catcher giving AJ what he deserves, that fucking faggot
START THE PICTURE UP
Just a friendly reminder to the subhuman group known as rags """fans""". Learn your place at the bottom and stay there, garbage. Thank you based Windians
God damn son
Windians
>rags
>yfw
>>75062198
We have to wait for at least one more sweep, can't do it too soon.
But soon
>>75062206
did Barney have sex with a dodo to produce that thing?
windians!
First 4 letter word that comes to your mind when watching this is what?
>>75062223
Sexy
>>75062216
>have to wait until Sunday
Shit
>>75062223
>rags ?
>>75062169
Someone needs to stop chief wahoo. He's gone to far
>>75062223
Shit.
>>75062223
slam
>>75062223
fugg
>>75062223
>>75062223
GOAT
>>75062223
ding er
>>75062241
The Cubs stopped Chief Wahoo. He didn't go that far.
>>75062223
>MEME
>RAGS
>0-3
>FAGS
>GAGS
>HAGS
>>75062188
A
BIG
RED
>>75062223
>rags
>>75062264
>>75062271
anon please, i already jerked off twice tonight
Sweep
>>75062261
>1-1 against a team that is supposed to finish like 30 wins beneath them
>could only beat an Injured Indians with the DH
>good
The Sox will make and WIN a World Series before the >rags even come close.
>>75062264
RAGS
You haven't lived until you've heard Tom Hamilton call a grand slam
https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/849825362725019648
>>75062301
nigga no one said anything about them being good
either way chief wahoo blew a 3-1 lead in the world series, and the cubs were the ones who did it
the fuck are you even talkin about
You may only reply to this post if your team has won a game this season.
NOT SO FAST RAGS FANS
Indians
The good guys won again today
>>75062335
Again desu
I like how mlb generals last for a week unless the rags embarrass themselves
>>75062335
>>75062349
Fuck you We TEXAS fans have been UMPBALLED out of a win.
>>75062353
They've done it all week
>RAGS
>>75062169
Perfect.
The most underrated player in the MLB reporting in.
>tfw watching NL teams play and they all tag on long popups with less than 2 outs
must be nice to have smart base runners
>rags
Lets settle it
Between the two teams who is it worse to be a fan of?
A. >rags
B. whos
>>75062328
so fucking mad
>>75062387
whos because
A
A
BIG
I
G
RED
E
D
DOWN
O
W
M
Is this the thread where we laugh at the >RAGS?
>>75062387
The >rags duh. My Whos have won a WS in my lifetime.
>>75062387
Rags no doubt.
>Already 3853 GB from the Indians because of rain
>>75062223
>rags
> you will never hang out and ham it up on the MLB tonight set in a $4000 suit
>>75062387
The Rangers have actually won their division and made it to multiple playoffs in recent years. How is this a question?
>>75062416
Haw haw, now you must sit in the basement with us Chicago shitters.
wot if the hitter and the thrower and the ball judger all wore VR goggles that made it so they could see the strikezone floating in front of them?
WTS Lorenzo Cain PST
>>75062409
this is any thread at all
so yes
>>75062428
And yet the whos are the ones with a ring
>>75062430
DELET
>>75062428
no WS, though, sadly
God damn can't wait to watch Quick Pitch
>>75062450
Heidi gonna be looking sexy af
>>75062430
in all seriousness, watching this would be hilarious just to see their physical reactions to the lagtime
>>75062449
>>75062443
And yet the whos are the one with the BIG RED DOWN ARROW
Whatever happened to Mark Teixiera?
>>75062430
Thanks for joining us tonight Rob
>>75062462
>yfw snuggle with Heidi
damn you Djuž Dunulzin
>>75062472
Still have a ring
For the rags, I got nothing
NO MORE RAGS BULLYING
>>75062462
> heidi will never use your tongue for toilet paper after a long, sweaty show and a four-pound toilet bomb
>>75062474
retired
Where should the A's go? Las Vegas or Montreal?
>>75062478
Look at that fucking forehead
>>75062491
A
BIG
RED
DOWN
ARROW
>>75062495
Dang. I liked him.
>>75062478
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>75062491
>RAGS
IT WAS 5-1
IT WAS 6-5
>RAGS
>RAGS
>>75062500
Montreal
No one cares about vegas
Based windians!
>>75062491
If >rags weren't 100% bullies I'd comply
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>>75062522
Fuck you, you Katrina refugee fuck. Rangers will still win this division.
>>75062522
You're quite welcome
>>75062536
hearty kek tbH
>>75062536
>Rangers
>win
>>75062536
M's win the ALW tbhwymmmj
>>75062536
Rude
>>75062494
Why even live?
Can't wait for the home opener desu. Crowd's gonna be lit this year
>rags fans keep bullying the white sox
>but then can't handle being bullied back
Really makes you think.
>>75062584
>>75062584
To be fair, the White Sox bring it on themselves
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Diamondbacks/Giants game instead of Quick Pitch
>>75062603
2x^3, where x is the last digit of this post, determines how many years before next Giants championship
>tfw roll 0
>>75062595
Thats not fair at all you fucking bullies
>rags
>>75062630
its time
>>75062630
oh jesus what have I done
captcha gann greenmoot
Stop with the rags bullshit. None of you even watched what was probably the Game of the Year so far.
>>75062595
The rags are the ones who bring it on themselves
tbqhwy i think MLB network should get bold and have an uncensored mlb tonight with booze
>>75062388
yeah the fact you can't read makes me mad
>>75062661
You mean the red sox vs pirates game I just watched?
>>75062671
>0-0 game
>good
would rather watch paint fucking dry
>>75062668
balk
>>75062678
>bad pitching
>good
I'd rather watch literally anything else.
>>75062678
ADD detected
>rags
>>75062595
>rags
>>75062678
does your mom grind up the ritalin before she puts it in your yoohoo?
>>75062668
What a beautiful pitch
>tfw this convoluted convulsion of a wind-up would be allowed in japan
>>75062697
That girl is pretty, but the girls in Vegas are prettier.
>>75062668
>carter capps new delivery.webm
>>75062678
>he doesn't appreciate good pitching
this is how I know you aren't a baseball fan
>>75062715
> That girl is pretty
m8 that is a textbook snapchat angle, she's packing pork rinds
>>75062715
vegas girls aren't even from vegas most of the time, anon
:^)
>DeGrom pitches a gem
>Bruce is amazing
>we still lose to the laughing stock of the NL East
should i pull the trigger?
One more check, boys.
Almost everything is bigger in Texas. The women, the chokejobs, the leads blown
Okay, since the opening series are finished, what is everybody's opinion on their favorite team?
Outlook for the season?
>>75062745
Hey you take that back we're no laughingstock. We beat you!
>>75062745
yeah. one loss by >your team. that's a great reason to kill yourself. dumbass
>>75062756
the fall from the bleachers
>>75062767
oh shit
>>75062786
You are sad, aren't you Tiki?
>>75062799
Looking like it's going to be a looong season
There are actual faggots itt who don't think the rangers are winning 98 games this year
a couple of bullshit lucky games by some small time team doesn't mean shit
>>75062803
At least you have a team. I have none in Vegas.
>>75062808
>small time team
>>75062808
159-3 confirmed
>wave your big red down arrow proudly
>expect to somehow not get bullied
We're only human
>>75062812
won't get one either, queer
enjoy your furpuck and handegg teams lmao
>>75062767
DANG
wow, jj hoover's still in the show?
>>75062834
>American calling football handegg
kill yourself immediately
>>75062834
With your attendance like it is you won't have one either. 11,000 fans is pathetic. Just like the city of Oakland.
Don't blink now but the Mariners are about to choke.
>>75062844
Oakland isn't considered american
sell that shit to the gooks
>>75062825
None of the fans are waving it proudly though.
>>75062808
The most advanced metrics have them losing 162 games this year
padres could literally lose 110 games this year and there wouldn't be any relocation jokes. why are dads fans so damn loyal?
>>75062850
>Mariners
>choking
So like every day and season?
>Astros
>>75062877
Because they are good fans. Oakland is a a city of bad fans and unlikable ''''''people.''''' Where ever the Athletics go they will actually get support everywhere else.
>>75062844
if it ain't baseball, it's shit
>getting a hard on for 16 regular season games in a 4 month span
>>75062223
Did you make one for his first home run today? I loved Hamel's reaction to it
>>75062900
This is 100% true ONLY baseball matters though some other sports are fun.
Not handegg, however.
>>75062900
your attitude a shit
>>75062904
he isn't dead
>>75062799
Rangers fans are immune to disappointment as we never have any expectations whatsoever.
That's why we are the God fans. We are immortal. Game 6 taught us how to completely destroy all of our emotions
We can witness death and it doesn't phase us at all. Bow to us /mlb/.
>>75062904
Beane is still in charge of the team, just not a GM anymore.
Death, Taxes, and the Rangers winning the division for free
>>75062883
Been at this game for 4 and a half hours for the go ahead to be 4 walks.
>>75062866
It's just the one cubes fan talking to himself
>>75062931
I wish I could be happy. But not having baseball in my city makes me sad.
>>75062904
>analslime baseball """fans"""
lmao
>>75062518
6-4
They loaded the bases and walked in a run with 1 out
>tfw you will never have a based gaijin white devil teacher trick you and your fellow students into building a baseball field on the roof in order to bring everyone together as a team so you can overtake your rivals at the private elite baseball highschool.
Why even live? I wasted the first 24 years sitting inside playing Phantasy Star Online and Chromehounds when I should have been burning the fiery spirit of youth overcoming the challenges in the way of my dreams.
>>75062952
>Chokeland "fan" talking shit
Enjoy Vegas, I'll treat the team better than you.
>>75062908
All you gotta do is ask :)
which team are people most obsessed with and why is it the >rags?
>>75062974
>vegas analslime fan
kek
maybe trout will join the A's in vegas when they relocate there :^)
>being this obsessed
Be honest with yourself, Sweetie, you're just jealous of their success
>>75062980
best city, best state, best fans, and very strong tradition
literally best fans in america
>>75062987
I'm not an analslime fan. I'm an A's fan who want them to play in Vegas.
>>75062980
It's all to get my attention because my (You)s are worth a lot of currency around here.
>>75062980
Its actually the whos.
Cant go 50 posts without seeing big red down arrows for some reason.
>>75062995
so a transplant
kill yourself
>can't even afford to live in Oakland
kek
KEK
>>75062988
what success?
>>75062988
>>75062976
Anyone make a .webm of the grandy yet?
>>75062988
Thats a weird way to spell failure
>>75063011
Who's laughing at a broke East Bay city that's lost three teams in three years, dickweed?
>>75063007
Nah, no team gets as much attention when losing as the Rangers.
>>75062995
the fact that CSNBay took back their promise of airing all and the cost per game is going up I agree
seriously make a little dome arena like safeco to prevent those easy homers
>>75062976
lmao thanks.
>>75063014
>>75062223
>>75063035
The fact is that the Bay Area has one team too many. There is a much better and vastly more popular team 10 miles away that they can cheer for. The Athletics will suffer in their market because no one goes to their games. Tonight they had attendance of 11,000. They deserve to be somewhere better.
>>75063026
same broke nigger ridden east bay city that's gonna retain the A's
:^)
getting rid of cuckhoop and the raidniggers is gentrifying Oakland
>>75063064
Do you honestly trust that cunt Libby Schaaf to even keep her word about the stadium plan? You and I both know she's not going to. Do the world a favor and let them go. Bulldoze the Coliseum and go be a Giants fan.
Season's over, right?
>>75063082
Not even a Rags fan but it's only been 3 games out of a 162 game season.
>>75063082
They could start 0-10 and they'd still win the AL Worst
Who the fuck is stopping them? The lastros?
thats a brutal loss for the mariners fucking hell
>>75063080
A's aren't going anywhere, nigger.
better start buying your LV Raidnigger gear now, LaShawn
>>75063106
The Mariners always lose. They're quite used to it now.
>>75062850
>choke
are you a wizard???
>>75063082
What was our record in April back in 2015? 6-15 or something?
It's a long season, lets hope Dyson gets choking out of the way now instead of in september or october
bunch of salty lads in here tonight :^)
>>75063134
2015 ended really well for the rags
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R
3-0 BABY!
If the A's aren't willing to play hardball and move then I guess I'm okay with the Mariners. The clock is ticking, Seattle.
>Springer starting the season at lead off
>Springer starting the season hot
League, you are officially on notice.
Buck
Truck
Birthday
Curse
In
Full
Effect
>>75063156
in hindsight based on the end of april then? yeah, it did.
Vegas needs a baseball badly, I think we can all agree on that.
>>75062169
>smug wahoo being a complete dickwad in the corner
LOL
>>75063122
>>75063106
the pain kinda dulls
you barely notice it
gg astro cunts
>>75063159
>OKC Sailors
hahhahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75063185
Mariners are complete shit and are one of the most embarrassing teams in an already hideous division.
>>75062980
>>75062988
are the Rags the iggles of baseball? they both have no rings yet everyone's obsessed with both of them
>>75063174
James Paxton is good senpai
You may only reply to this post if your team is 3-0
Not so fast, everyone but Astros and Indians fans!
>>75063082
The only thing I know about baseball is from pic related. You can't count a team out so early though, what if everyone else's star players have career ending injuries and your players get on a streak of being badasses?
162 games allows a lot of memes anon.
Welp
>>75063159
>chokeland """""fans"""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>75063171
unless they play in a dome plenty of fans will get heat stroke every year
>>75063194
Looks that way doesn't it?
>>75063202
That's indecent. Orbit should have some clothes on.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kill me
Minute Maid Park should be demolished. But whadaya know, the Mariners are still pathetic.
>mfw 1stros
its ok
its all ok
Hey Mariners fans, would you be okay with this?
Mariners --- Las Vegas
Yankees --- Seattle
Rays ---- New York
jesus christ mariners
>Astros in first
>Rags in last
>Angels look competent
>A's preparing for the move to LAs vegas
the Al Wild Wild West, ladies and gents
>our offense
>our defense
you are now reminded that curtis granderson hit 30 home runs last year and didn't even reach 60 RBI's
>>75063244
>yankees to seattle
I'd burn safeco to the ground before that happened
>going 0-2 coming into 4 in the House of Horrors (Tropicana Field)
April....will be difficult....
What a fucking ending the Astros game. That's why you always stay until the end.
>>75063249
You lost to the dark horse NL candidates the Atlanta Braves. Totally okay.
>>75062121
>>75063242
>>75063232
Should have traded these fucking choke artists last year when their value was at their highest. Now we are stuck with at least another fucking 5 years of this shit. I hate this fucking team.
I lived in Oklahoma for 7 fucking years paying for mlb.tv premium to watch these fucks and they can't do shit right fuck the Mariners fuck Seattle I hope the drugs and bums overtake this shithole. Fuck Marysville. Fuck Washington.
>>75063255
We are used to having the worst hitting team in the league at this point
Nothing new
At least we hit home runs
>>75063252
The Rays will be a wild card team m8. It's okay if you struggle against them.
>>75063262
>Mariners fan living in OKC
well fuck you too
>>75063247
im just gonna keep watching and posting my anime girls
things will work out
why
>>75063254
this, glad I stayed up
>>75063268
[spoilers]Lawton, for you know why reasons, and then Tulsa, for a really bad reason[/spoiler]
>>75063262
>fuck marysville
why tho
>OKC
enjoy the thunder you cock-gobbling fag
Exactly what happened at the end of the Mariners game?
>>75063280
>it was 5-1
>it was 6-4
Don't be sad Marinerfans, the Astros are the World Champs.
Your 2017 AL Champions.
>>75063293
George Springer Homerun to win the game in the 13th inning
>the dumpster fire of NL East offense
>>75063300
after the ms had taken the lead in the top half
>>75063283
>baseball
>being predictable
I hate this meme percentage mlb keeps pushing as being legit
>>75063293
A Springer Dinger, see>>75063299
>>75063300
the Mariners were ahead 3-2 with 2 outs and a 1-2 count as well
literally 1 strike away
>>75063293
Astros pitchers walked four batters in a row then got three straight outs off of strikeouts and a pop fly. Mariners pitcher gets 1 out, next guy walks, gets two outs, aoki hits a single, then segura hits a three run home run to the stupidly short fence in left with a 2-2 count in the bottom of the 13th
>>75063296
what?
>>75063262
the reason dipoto made all those trades is to maximize the window they have with cruz, seagar,cano,felix
it will be maybe 2 seasons untill they fully rebuild
>>75063318
er 3-2
>>75063318
the worst is mariners fans cant even revel in the pity that their offense has the worst LOB rate and risp record
>>75063307
>>75063313
This also get fucked mariners
>>75063320
I didn't mean to reply to you there
Sorry
Mariners fans deserve suffering
>>75063340
>rags
>>75063340
kys
>>75063340
why?
The last time the Astros started 3-0, the world trade center was still standing
>>75063248
>>Angels look competent
this is most likely due to the fact that the A's are utter shit if anything
>>75063340
Nah, M's fans are pretty chill
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?
>The places in Texas that vote Democrat aren't Rangers fans
rlly makes you think
>>75063340
No other fucking team can stomach the level of suffering that Mariners fans have endured
Didn't make the playoffs this year? tough fucking tits
Your star player left in free agency? hahahahaha try Griffey, Randy, and A-rod leaving within two years of each other.
any other fanbase would have killed themselves by now.
you merely adopted the pain. we were born in it, molded by it.
>>75063340
rude
>>75063340
>rags
>>75063366
dude dingers lmao thats pretty much it, he deserves to play in the AL east
>>75063372
>mfw have not had it hard as memeiner fans
it's still not easy though
>>75063366
Good player that Mets fans are still butthurt about because he struggled in his first month in jew york
>>75063371
How the fuck is Galveston red? thats nig central.
Seeing the Yanks go through shit years is pretty bad, but at least I'm not a fan of basically the rest of the league.
You guys are the real MVPs for sticking with your teams.
>>75063393
>good player
You see his defense last two games Rollins?
Good power bat maybe
To be fair to M's fans, the Astros had no reason winning this game tonight. George Springer has been great these first 3 games, but the Mariners are scary. Paxton is legit, and the top 4 of that lineup will come around and get nasty. That Springer homer was only a homer in Minute Maid.
That said, Go 'Stros
>>75063372
What about whos fans recently?
>4 straight consecutive losing seasons
>no playoffs since forever
>lost Chris Sale
>lost Adam Eaton in the same day
>also keeps losing in the worst ways like pic related
>now a big red down arrow
What did he mean by this?
>>75063372
you deserve all of it too
>>75063415
why didnt he just throw another knuckle curve?
>>75063415
they won a fucking world series 12 years ago
not even a big red down arrow can wipe thay away
the M's haven't even made the playoffs for 15 years.
>>75063372
you want some real suffering?
watch your team actually make the playoffs only to fall short in reaching and or winning the big one
from day one to the eventual end
tiger fans , met fans , ranger fans even astro fans know this feeling
the real suffering has not even started for you yet but it will come
>>75063321
If Dipoto was smart he would have gave up on last year and traded Cruz, Seager and Cano. Think of all that salary cap.
Look at what Chicago got for Adam Shitty Eaton. All those deals could hvae brought in studs. Now these guys will rot this year and Seattle is stuck with a huge contract for Cano and two years of Cruz. Seager is good but one guy doesn't make a difference, he isn't a difference maker.
Now its too late. Seattle will have to suffer 2 more years of shit and shit draft picks (Seattle hasn't had a good draft in 20 years, the Browns do better than them) and then maybe they can somehow convince a decent free agent to come here and make some crazy trade that works. But more than likely we are looking at another 5 shitty years with one year of being in second place like usual. Fuck this team.
And fuck Russell Wilson I hope Future cucks him. I hate this city.
>>75063424
>rags
>>75063428
You know what's even worse than that? Having the record for wins one year and not even making it past the second round in your greatest year ever.
>>75063430
they can't trade Cano. he has a no-trade clause.
>>75063415
>Eaton
>star
>Jints
Lose
Again.
>>75063408
Yeah, they didn't play an awful game at all. That poor rookie just got his life shook up.
That being said, we gave up the lead because of a AA pitcher who shouldn't have made the team being entirely unable to throw strikes, so it was just a matter of which brand new rookie pitcher sucked less.
It's gonna be a fun season, because the M's will be good and keep it interesting without being completely obnoxious.
>>75063372
>Memeiner fans think they've experienced a level of torment comparable to that of a Rangers fan
How cute
>>75063425
He was taught by MO. Cutter or bust.
>>75063404
That's fair, i'm just saying that 90% of teams in the league would have use for him in their lineup. He seems like he also has that 'prove everyone wrong' thing going on for him too after everyone shitted on him right away.
>>75063438
thanks to modern science we can definitely say that season was a fluke
>>75063438
And having the twin towers blow up THE VERY SAME YEAR
Like if you cri ery thyme.
The two best shortstops in baseball both hit huge home runs with their team down by a run and back against the wall tonight.
What's it like to play the Dads every year on opening weekend? must be nice getting free wins
>>75063450
>rags fans think they experienced a level of torment comparable to that of the BIG RED DOWN ARROWS
There's a reason we bully them hardcore.
>>75063450
2011 was just genuinely funny though
>>75063440
>nats
Still LMAOing
>>75063465
They lost to them. That's not exactly a free win.
>>75063432
bruh im not even a >rags fan, but honestly even the rags aren't as pathetic as the mariners
enjoy another 20 years watching your team never make the playoffs bud
>>75063477
We let them have one because they'll help us secure the division later in the season. Nice to have that kind of inter-division broship going on.
>>75062081
She was an Astros fan 10 years ago
>>75063449
Gustave got squeezed HARD. He didn't throw great pitches, but that ump missed a TON of good pitches, almost like he fell asleep in the middle of the inning. Ended up not meaning anything, obviously, but damn if I wasn't mad.
The lineup has filled out though, I love the way its built. Altuve hasn't looked great so far, but I have to believe he'll come around. His timing is off or something, and he's swinging at bad pitches. I hope the rotation exceeds expectations, because thats all this team needs this year. If the Astros have a nasty rotation, that'll lower the price on the same pitchers Lunhow asked about in the offseason. Can't wait for the season to play out!
>>75063450
They at least don't act like they're the greatest team to ever exist though.
And honestly, if your team gets within one strike of winning it all and can't finish it, you don't deserve to win.
If you get another chance to redeem yourself the very next year, and STILL can't finish the job, you don't deserve to even be in the league.
And if, after all that, you act like one of your players (who is literally a gay pedo) chimping out and punching a guy for doing the same thing that he does constantly is somehow worthy of respect, you don't deserve to have a team at all.
I could literally keep going all night, but I'll just say
>rags
>>75063508
Altuve slumping doesn't faze me one bit. He's a pro. If the rest of the team is hot while he's cold, it'll just be easierfor him to carry the offense when everyone else inevitably goes cold later on. Also, remember he hit like 75 pts higher on the road than at home last year. He'll come around for sure.
Morton was better tonight than I thought he'd be. I think he'll be a decent #4 when McHugh comes back. Musgrove has the potential to be pretty solid as well. And Fiers can be a good long reliever in an already pretty great pen.
based anons
>>75063065
>>75063089
Do you guys understand how hard it is to watch a bullpen blow lead after lead? Talk about suffering
When my dad used to say 'don't get caught looking', I used to not watch the ball as it came into the strike zone, thinking that would count as me not getting caught looking and they wouldn't strike me out.
>literally giving up a GRAND SLAM in the 9th inning while ahead
add my sides to the mest injury pasta
Whats THE BEST pitching repertoire?
>>75063408
Mmh. >Our announcers were talking about how the only reason that dude was even pitching was because one of the bullpen guys was with his wife because she was about to have their baby. The guy who gave up the homer said that he was going to get a present for the baby.
>>75062745
How could you lose to the laughing stock when you are the laughing stock
>mest beating themselves
>>75063153
Muh