/mlb/ General- less than 24 hours edition

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Animu girls subedition?
>>74994680
Indians

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>>74994714
>Animu girls subedition?

Kershaw is the single greatest pitcher since Greg Maddux.

anime is for losers

>>74994728
Im sure that will console him when he watches the cubs get their rings

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>Cubs home opener will be against the Dodgers
>mfw Kershaw will be forced to stand on the field and watch as the Cubs raise their championship banner and get their rings.

>>74994749
>>74994750
He'll win a ring this season.

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>>74994736

striking out is good

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if your team doesn't have their own anime girl, they're probably not going to make the playoffs this year

>>74994758
Is Kershaw to the Tribe the blockbuster deal this year?

so mlb, how many guys did you make out with last night and how much free alcohol did you get?

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POST
GATTISES

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>>74994772

I miss Vince Cully.

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>>74994772
>>74994798

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baseball lads

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>>74994840

>>74994015
>Skokie
>South of Evanston
Fire the man who made that map.

Who has the best player projections? I'm putting together a bunch of player prop bets on Bovada and would like to line them up against the expert thoughts.

Angels will win the division.

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>>74994736

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>>74994680
wew

did anyone else see the new matte helmets the M's are gonna use this season? they look fucking sick.

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How huge will Javier Baez's highlight reel be this year? Keep in mind he put on a one man show in the playoffs last year.

>Yasiel Puig is an elite defensive outfielder

these fuckin doyers broadcasters lamo

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>>74994758
>actually assuming Tito will be denied

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>updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
arm fatigue
>tfw no old/fat

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Injuns desu senpaitachi

>>74994914
Get ready to lose in the first round m8ty.

We should relocate every team in the AL West to LAS VEGAS for a couple of seasons and the one with the highest overall attendance stays.

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>>74994929

>>74994964
How did the WORLD SERIES go for you again? You had a lead? A 3-1 lead? Did you win? No!

>>74994953
No we should

1) Resegregate the leagues
2) Force all West division teams into a new league

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>>74994929
HEY

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*Pulls you

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

>>74995068
Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans.

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>>74994986
Well, pisslester, that's baseball. Sometimes the better team doesn't win. I mean it took the cusb extra innings and a rain delay in game seven to beat one of history's most injured and taxed teams. My Injuns are loaded though, and they're gonna take back that trophy though and we're going to call it a repeat, then go for a threepeat. Or maybe not, but I'm ready for a fun season of baseball anyway.

>doesn't realize the WORLD SERIES isn't exactly first round exit

Top kek

>>74995080
>>74995080
Want to me tell you how much more expensive Dodger tickets are for Giants fans than other games

Hey /mlb/! What is the craziest thing you have ever done to get free beer?

>>74995126
T H R E E

>>74995126
>>74995140
Farted in a girl's face and made her vomit and leave and then drunk all the beer she had.

Daily reminder that only one team in all of sports can claim a 108 year title drought and needed ((((((Pilates)))))) to break it.

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>>74995100
>mfw injuns all get injured again

>>74995160
Steroids should be mandatory for all players.

>>74995107
literally every sports team in the world charges more for local derby games than any other

Dodgers have made the playoffs 10 times in the last 20 years
Giants have only made the playoffs 8 times in the last 20 years

How are the Giants more successful?

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>>74995164
>mfw DOCTOR SMOOTH hits that world series winning run in game 4

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*rings you up

>>74995190
How many rings have the Dodgers won in the past 20 year pissboi?

>>74995178
Except the Dodgers don't do the same thing - only for Yankee, Red Sox, and Angels games

The Giants are Padres tier to us

>>74995195
>that guy going nuts in the stands
kek

>>74995140
explain this meme

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>>74995191
>Mfw Yanimal learns how to play baseball again

Daily reminder beating the spread is like winning the world series to pete rose and his fans

bird watching desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU-qaysbn4U

The Angels will unironically be a better team this season than the fucking Doyers.

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>>74994840
>tfw devo wont be forcibly confined in bubble wrap restraints in a padded room in between games

>>74995231
Pete Rose did literally NOTHING wrong and deserves to be in the Hall.

>>74995257

t. Las Vegas gambling association

>>74995238
Really? Everyone is predicting the Dodgers to win the NL West

>>74995257
73% of fans that visited the HOF agree.

>>74994899
He is

His offense is dog shit

>>74995195
>all the ejections and drunken tomfoolery gibby is going to get into now that hes got a 3 year deal

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>>74995228
Lookin bretty good in ST huefam

>A healthy Gomes and Berto and Mejia in the minors

Get HYPE

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>mfw this guy has a ring

Will the Cubbies pick him back up? He is the orchestrator of all this success after all. It all lies in his subtle Japanese 1080D hyperdimensional timecube backgammon

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Who's ready to watch the Cubs maul the Tards tomorrow night?

Also, are you still pissed we poached Heyward and Lackey?

>>74995289

Paya best girl

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>>74995191
did you mean the Black Giraffe?

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>>74995238
Now that is delusional

>>74995286
hes already back in japan with a nippon league team

>>74995257
I mean Rose blatantly did wrong but there's people in the HoF who did significantly more damage to the game's reputation

>>74995286
hes back with the softbank hawks my man

>>74995195
>Screaming at the umpire's face
>Not having the Umpire try and charge you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L6GNX632lg

Baby League is filled with casuals.

>>74995319
this saddens me but I wish him the best

>>74995321
Ikr? Babe Ruth injected himself with goat semen or some shit. That's intent to enhance your performance.

Puig
Your friend

>>74994750
Look mom i posted it again

>>74995335

but it didnt, so he's ok

>>74995345
But the point is he did it to get an advantage. If I try to murder you, but fail, I still get charged with attempted manslaughter, regardless of if you die or not.

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>>74995303
The best indeed.

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No guys, The disAstros aren't going to have a better record than the Rangers lmao

>>74995335
Is that worse than making out with gays for free beer?

>>74995360

man, it was the roaring 20's

you had to be there...

>>74995366
Only if YOU aren't the one taking advantage of them

>>74995365
>rags

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>>74994902

based

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Oh yeah.... Threadly reminder.

>>74995231
>Went to Las Vegas to watch boxing
>Stopped at Bally's Sportsbook because I needed to kill an hour before my reservation at Bally's Sterling Brunch
>Some straight up degenerate baseball gambling addict was posted up at one of the lil TV stations in the sportsbook
>Sign clearly said no outside food and drink, but he'd brought in a grocery store bag of sandwiches and drinks
>Dude looked ragged as fuck
>He flipped back and forth between the games, like crazy

He was one of the highlights of my trip

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>>74995380
Definitely caught mirin

White Sox will win the division with 97 wins.

Last two digits confirm how many losses the Dodgers have this year

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>>74995402
>

>>74995402
>>74995425
neither of your crappy teams will make the playoffs, be reasonable.

Have teams ever swept division opponents (not all, individual ones) in the season series before? How many times?

This new Drake album is lit af fàm

The Rockies of Colorado, Coors, will win One-Hundred and Sixty-Two games and lose Zero games

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>>74995402
Don't give the Who false hope, they're already suffering enough now that they've been put in their place as Chicago's 2nd baseball team and the fact the logo for their stadium is a big, red, arrow pointing downwards.

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>>74995434

>>74995443
the 1993 braves swept the expansion rockies that season. that's the only time it happened to my knowledge

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>>74995455

>>74995289

you're actually happy you signed heyward???? LOLOLOL i understand you're a cubs superfan since november 2016 and didn't see his horrific season, but that nigger is a fucking bum. the cards passing that contract was just as good as passing on pujols

>>74995466
I'd rather be a White Sox fan than a Cubs faggot.

>>74995483
Nasty burn, but who can disagree?

>>74995478
When the hell were the Braves and Rockies in the same division and why?

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>>74995273
*nearly breaks your hand

Giants fan here: should I have any hope this season?

>>74995523

maybe

>>74995523
The Even Year is dead so no

>>74995523
.... Yeah

>~30 hrs left and no inkling of a fantasy league being set up
plz

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>>74995273
Gibby is one of the best parts about playing the Jays

>>74995505
the braves were in the NL west from the early 60s until 1993

>>74994758
>career 4.55 postseason ERA

>>74995482
>Only cares about batting average
Spoken like a true fan of the baby league. You seem to be ignorant of the fact that his batting was shit, but his defense, base running and intangibles were god like.

>>74995523
Just hope tim lincecum is still alive

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>>74995517
*smells your cologne

>>74995569
>responding to that faggot
he's the worst poster here who's not Tiki/DG/homo'Lester

What drives me to continue living as a White Sox fan?

>>74995592
you fucking won the world series 12 years ago

>>74995592
Life beyond baseball. Like having a gf.

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>>74995569

>happy about paying 200 mil for a guy you'll be platooning in rf and pinch runs

you're lucky kenny will prolly pick him up this year

>>74995629
He always gets his man.

>>74995589
True, but it's always fun to mock a bandwagoning airsoft collector from the slums of Indiana. It takes effort to be a state that's worse than Wisconsin.

>>74995635
*alway's

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>and weuh bak.... Uhhh Mo in Chicago wuts up Mo?

>Yeah, hey Mike. I was wondering if it's gay to make out with guys for free beer

>git lawst, oghkay..... And yes dat sounds very gay, oghkay?

Aren't the White Sox more popular than the Cubs in Chicago?

>>74995658
Fuck no. White Sox are for the losers and contrarians.

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>>74995658

>>74995654
NUM BAH ONE

>>74995654
no, mike, listen, I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it.

>>74995654

well gee mike, isnt that a bit homophobic?

what if you were in the showers after a game and you did a friendly game of crabcock with your catcher?

>>74995667
You tell him fellow lifelonger!
Want to meet up at boystown later?

>>74995688
I'm a WhoSox fan too. It's true. We're losers.

>>74995654
What if you're not even sure that they were gay? Maybe they were just really drunk, and you took advantage of them. I may have been the one in control the whole time, ya know? it's not gay then right?

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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>>74995658
Only in the backwards time universe. The Cubs have always been way more popular than the Who. Even in Chicago. Just look at their attendance.

Even Historically, the Cubs managed to have a larger attendance numbers with a smaller stadium even the during the period the Who fluked their way to a World Series title and the Cubs slogged through a 100+ loss season.

>>74995712
But we are the more loyal team than those faggot North Siders.

>>74995712
>fluked
Still mad 12 years later

>>74995725
Yes, the 'loyal' fanbase that doesn't show up to games to the point you can get tickets from the box office for 5 dollars because there is such a high demand from the fanbase.

Chicago baseball fans are few and far between regardless of the team. On the North Side you have a bunch of bandwaggoning yuppy faggots who want to go to Wrigley once in a decade because it'll be fun and they spend all their time at the bar and leave if they realize the scoreboard says they're losing. On the South Side you have a bunch of people that like the White Sox as a fashion accessory and like the Cubs fags aren't interested in the team or sport but they can't afford tickets so they don't go.

>>74995744
Have you seen Guaranteed Rape Field. It's far larger than it could ever be filled so there are always more tickets that butts in seats. Besides we suck so we have fewer, more loyal fans.

>>74995402
Sale will eliminate them

>>74995765
Are Cusb fans the NASCAR fans of MLB? All they really care about is the equivalent of tailgating

>>74995767
>Thinking it's a matter of quality over quantity.
Cubs already beat you there in regards to the fact they had a better attendance than the Who even during their worst years.

>>74995765

if you kiss enough boys, nothing is too expensive in wrigleyville

>>74995523
not really
team looks ok but not great
your back on the downswing of the cycle. its ok
your upswingwas pretty good

man chicago sounds like such a shithole

>when threatened the lifelong fan will bring up attendance or the whos as if anyone cares about either

>over 100 posts an hour
basedballs back

>>74995793
Have you SEEN the stadium. It's impossible to fill it to capacity because of city regulations so there are always empty seats. Besides. I'd rather have three people there than three thousand because I like having extra room to relax.

>>74995800
its pretty nice desu. just stay out of the murderzones

>it's a gay lifelongs shit on the who's because they have to get into the whole baseball thing by obsessing over their rival episode

yawn

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>>74995816
Hold me.


But not in a pisslester way.

>>74995805
>When threaten the Cubs fan will use statistical facts to prove their superiority.

>>74995817
>Blaming the city for being fuck up
Don't you have a state to run into the ground with your duct tape Bruce?

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btw

>>74995678
Did anyone cap that post where he said he would suck TY's dick?

>>74995836
I'm glad I'm not a CUSB fan like you. I am always happy about how shit my team is. I'd rather be bad for 100 years than ever once be a Cubs fan.

>>74995836
>when threatened the lifelong fan will bring up attendance or the whos as if anyone cares about either

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>>74995848

tbqh i really think you guys are too into this whole homo'Lester thing. baseball is literally back tomorrow and people are spending an entire thread talking about gay lifelongs and some faggy shitposter who had a gay experience once. don't you guys want to talk about the season or something?

>>74995861

>offers to suck a guys dick

really activates my almonds

>>74995867
hey homolester

>>74995854
>I'm glad my team is shitty
What a horrible life you must live.

>>74995876
Yes mo'Lester I only cheer for losers.

>>74995874
>>74995846
add it

>>74995871
offers to suck a guys dick to prove the other guy is gay instead of him

Anyone notice how mo'Lester replies to himself? What does it mean?

>>74995875
yeah i knew this was coming. don't you see what i mean though? i get that it's fucking hilarious that this happens, and i was shitposting the night it happened as well. but this shitflinging between chicago teams and random lifelong posting is so fucking stale and irrelevant to me, and i just want to talk about baseball. of course you'll probably respond to this the same way, but it's w/e i guess.

>>74995887
It means he has many insecurities about himself.

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>>74995800

the area g-rape is sadly, my lack of attendance is mostly due to the 10 hour round trip and not being allowed to carry in chicagobama

>webm related

>giving all these replies to some tripfag

thats just what they want

>>74995900
Half these replies are to himself.

>>74995890
>between chicago teams and random lifelong posting is so fucking stale and irrelevant to me, and i just want to talk about baseball
we can do both and survive
desu im glad for a change from the sf la shitposting

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It doesn't look like the cubs go to SF until August. That gives MoLester plenty of time to suck dick for airfare, but will he able to convince the faggots in SF he's a thirsty boy?

>Boards split
>Pretty much no difference

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Rags

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jints desu

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>>74996495
double jints tbph

>>74994680
>This year is gonna start in the worst looking and most depressing coffin of a stadium in the league.

Why would you do this MLB.

imagine the shitposting if the memeiners are actually good this year

OPENING DAY, NIGGAS!

tfw team never play on opening

>>74997566
I have to wait till tomorrow but at least I get to go to the game.

>>74994680
>Kershaw watching the Cubs get their rings
Cubs at Cardinals today you retard

4 more hours boys

Opening Day Lineup Time

Turner SS
Werth LF
Harper RF
Murphy 2B
Rendon 3B
Eaton CF
Zimmerman 1B
Wieters C
Strasburg P

>>74997866
They're not even playing today. Am I supposed to care?

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baseball/hockey overlaps are the best parts of the year

How do I get into /mlb/? I can't take /nba/ anymore

>>74997881
Hey. I'm excited. What do you want from me? At least I'm not kissing gay dudes for beer.

>>74997903
fuck off we're full

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>>74997918
???

>>74997903
Please don't watch our semen slurping sport.

>>74997903
Learn the rules and watch the games
That easily, desu

>>74994798
>NYY worst girl
What did they mean by this?

>>74997933
It can't possible slurp more semen than /nba/. Golden State and their bandwagon has taken over.

>>74997947
Can't wait for them to lose in the Finals

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>>74997903

get mlb.tv/get a good proxy service like PIA

find an organization you like

>>74997938
where can i watch the games? i don't have MLB network. do you guys have a stream?

>>74997961
why do i need a proxy? I'll root for the braves since I live in Atlanta

>>74997964

mlb.tv, suck it up and pay the 120$ for the season that literally gets you EVERY game. it's a great streaming service, but it's incredibly jewish to US users, so you'll probably want an international proxy service

there are free streams, but they can be pretty sketchy at times and usually only have one broadcast, where on mlb.tv you can always listen to your home guys if you want.

>>74997964
There aren't any on right now, first game is at 1 EST. You can either go to leddit, they're good for streams (I believe it's mlbstreams) or purchase a yearly mlb.tv subscription for 19.99, and you can watch any out of market games (games you are not physically in the market of) so if you'd like to watch a local team get a proxy. OR depending on the team you can find some/a lot of games on TV, like its respective Fox Sports channel

>>74997989

living in atlanta is exactly why you'd need a proxy. there's a bullshit local blackout on literally every "in market" game.

I live about 5 hours away from Guaranteed Rate Field. I don't get many chicago oriented sports casts in southern indiana. but for some retarded reason(judaism) i can't watch ANY game with the white sox, cubs, or reds in them.

i refer to it as getting black cocked, getting a proxy officially out of their markets bypasses that.

then there's getting the big black cock, a nationally televised game. usually saturday and sundays and wednesday hyped up games. the only way to watch these on mlb.tv is with an international proxy.

>>74998076
Shalom

>>74997989


Rooting for the braves,will be fun for you as a new person. They should have a decent young team this year. Luckily you didn't watch the last 3 seasons though...or the 2012 wild card infield fly rule cucking...

Over/under 2.5 dongs for Sanchez+Bird today?

>>74998144
AND? I'd happily take the under

>>74998144
Under.

>>74998144
under

Bryce Harper has as many HR(8) this Spring as strikeouts.

>>74998177
>>74998242
>>74998348

BAKA haters baka

>>74998591
Not a hater. I just go with the best odds.

>>74998144
Is this actually a betting line? Under

>>74998888
No. It's just some autistic Yankee fan's delusional dream.

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I have an absolutely fantastic opening day dinner planned for the Cards/Cubs game. Then a really good one for the Sox opener tomorrow.

>pic 2016 opening day feasts

>today opening day feast plan:pic pending-Italian Beef/Sausage combo with fries

>tomorrow opening day plan: pic pending-triple spicy sausage calzone. that's right 3x the normal amount of spicy sausage. the only other man here that has probably experienced as much hot sausage is MoLester

>>74999076
No one cares about your blog

>>74999122

gtfo newfag, last year tons of people were posting opening day feasts

go order some shitty dominos then suck a dick

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>>74999076
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

>>74999213

fat and stupid, definitely not.

but I beg to differ on drunkeness

>>74996517
>>74996495
Daily reminder that the Giants are to be refereed to as the Gnats. The Jints are an official nickname and not a witty slur.

If you're butthurt over the Nationals then, call them their real name. [spoiler]The Expos. [/spoiler]

>>74999228
Says the man who wants to carry his BB gun when he goes to White Sox games.

>>74999150
No one cares about your fucking blog

>>74999232

the nats are the Gnats, you imbecile

>>74999409
They are the NEETs. Because that's what Dusty Baker is going to be after this season.

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>>74999253

who the fuck wouldn't want to carry an AR15 with 4x extra 30rd mags, and a SFA 1911 with 3x 8rd mags when traveling to Guaranteed Rape Field?

Luckily it's Trump's America now you Bernie faggot and I'll be able to lawfully fight my way through all the blacks in south chicago to see my favorite probably losing 105 games this year baseball team.

Dubs for yankees winning the AL

Trips and Gary wins MVP

Quads for Gary and Bird winning co- MVPs

Singles for yankees blowing once again

>>74999515
You're right about one thing, the whos are gonna lose 100.

>>74999515
Why did you take the orange tip off your 'gun' for that picture?

Dubs for Yankees lose 6th straight opener

>>74999532
We already know that it's going to happen. No need for trips

>>74999578
fuck off

>>74999590
true

>>74999515
lol wut a coward

>>74999593
Dubs and cubs miss playoffs

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>>74999625
And you got singles. Looks like the Cubs are winning back to back now.

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>deep dish

>>74999578
>The last time the Yankees won Opening Day:
>Three of the four members of the Core Four were still playing
>The fourth member would make a comeback the next year
>Andruw Jones was a Yankee
>Jesus Montero was an elite prospect that was compared to Trout and Harper
>CC Sabathia was good
>Derek Jeter didn't have 3000 hits yet
>Mark Teixeira was still good
>Robinson Cano looked like he was going to be the future face of the Yankees after the core four retired
>DRob was a phenomenal reliever
Man, time has really gone by

Over/under 1.5 months until Schwarber's out again?

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>>74999665

That looks fucking delicious.

My favorite deep dish place in chicago is Pizano's, what's yours? The only thing I'll ever cooperate with Cub fans on is the defense of chicago supremacy in: pizza, hotdogs, beef sammiches, and gyros.

>>74999677
pizza plebian detected

>>74999515
Good thing we'll be grabbing your guns when the democrats sweep everything in 2018 and then Bernie Sanders beats whoever the Republicans replace Trump and Pence with after they are both convicted of treason. Also Rauner is going to get booted because Illinois is sick of him destroying the state just to make the democrats look bad instead of creating actual solutions.

North Side Chicago just can't stop winning.

>>74999739
>Implying Schwarber won't crush the record for lead off home runs in a season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo
His low orbit optical illusion is still my favorite

mo'Lester disappears in shame after admitting to be a gay whore for free booze.
>BasedAJPierzynski immediately appears from nowhere.
Really activates the old almonds

>>74999880
BasedAJ was already a known faggot

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>>74999753
>2016+1
>Unironically supporting Bernie Sanders
You have to be 18+ to post here

The Yankees will win it all this year.
>>74999999
Waste of a GET

>>74999846
>Schwarshit making it though the season
Okay, faggot. Addison Russell is the greatest SS of all time, too, right?

>>74999952
>Having Texas in your name
You have to actually be American to use that flag.

>>74999999

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>>74999988
those nice numbers confirm

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Hmmm

>>74999989
>Thinking Schwarber has the exploding knees of D. Rose
I can smell your fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39GL1n9_k4

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>>74994680

Go cards

>Tfw following the cards this year because the best worst beer is from saint Louis, based Budweiser

>>74997419
>>74997419
>>74997419

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>>75000066
>When your pticher has a better batting average than a guy who's only job is to hit balls.

Opening day and no sp fantasy league to join
Looks like it's back to only being able to name 10 players outside of my team for me

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If the Yankees win today, they're going to go 162-0 this year. You literally can't even stop this.

>>75000412
>Whining about no fantasy league.
How about you just cheer for your team. Or honor Pete Rose by actually betting on them instead of being a meta dork and cheering for specific players.

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>162-0

>>74999753
the NRA actually supported Sanders you fucking 14 year old

So, can someone figure out the combined BA of all pitchers last season?

>>75000506
>rooting for a team instead of players
go to bed grandpa

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>rooting for players instead of stats

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>sunny and 60 degrees for first pitch tomorrow
>mfw

>>75000642
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=p&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=50&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=17,d
Here's some interesting stats about the most """complete""" players in baseball

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>want to play THE SHOW to get hype
>cant because of shit servers
>mfw

>Only intresting game to watch today is the Cub/Cardinals

And it isn't even the home opening for the Cubs yet...

>>75001154
Tanaka vs. Archer is a pretty good pitching matchup senpai

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>Opening Day
>We're forced to watch two basement-tier teams because "muh Yankees"

Not even a fan of any of these teams but why wouldn't they schedule a comfy Wrigley day game as the opener?

>>75001198

too much of the fanbase is busy getting tickets at boystown

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>*teleports behind you*
>heh, nothin personnel kiddo

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>>75001198

Because Busch stadium is a much better looking ballpark. The sun lowering with the arch in the skyline is fucking beautiful. I admit I like Wrigley even as a Sox fan, but it's ranked 3rd in its division far behind Busch and PNC.

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When is T-Mobile doing the free mlb tv thing?

They are doing it this year, right?

>>75001198

but having a game in scooby doo ghost town warehouse that is tropicana as the first game of the year is fucking embarrassing to the MLB.

Literally the absolute worst ballpark in the majors

>>75001313
>>75001404
Yeah I don't particularly care if it's a Cubs or Cards home game. Just the fact that the Cubs/Cards game isn't the season opener is fucking retarded.

MLB HAS TO KNOW that a lot of people who aren't baseball fans watched the world series and were entertained by it. The best way to try to keep that fanbase is to have the Cubs be in the season opener. Not this borefest Yanks/Rays game

jays just released upton jr

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Can they win it all?

>>74999515
>1911
MY GOD.... IT'S BEAUTIFUL

>>75001528
not in 2017

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>>75001535

best pistol ever made

how many other pistols can claim to be back2back world war champs?

>>74997958
Again

>>75000194
>the cards paid 60 garillion tortillas to keep molina

Laughing all the way to the fucking bank

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>>75001213

>>75001804
He could have come out and said it was an April Fools joke or something.... Instead, he keeps digging the hole deeper.

>>75001915

>deeper...
>like the guy in the rainbow tank top's cock toward his prostate...

fucken molester man, he's the gift that is probably going to keep getting all season

>>75001804
>I'm boy gay you faggot
W-what does that even mean?

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>>75002043
He's gay for boys

>tfw no pictures of qt Orilels girls to post

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>>75002096
Here you go

>>75002203
Thank you! Tomorrow will be a good day for Matthew's before the game!

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>>75002259
yw orange and black bro

How long until """""""""""""""panama""""""""""""""" shows up in the Yankee gamethread?

>rays home opener

sad desu

even sadder is im blacked out of this fucking game

>>75002620

VPN that shit, nigga.

During the Cards/Cubs game tonight I'll have a leaf next to my name.

Should I go to The Ohio State or Miami in Oxford for math?

>>75002620
Don't bother.
Anthem got fucked

>>75001500
He'll retire within 5 years. He has nothing left

Bolsinger is garbage too, nothing of value was lost

Bumping just because Opening Day and fuck Euroshit.

>yankees commentators saying theyre WS bound because of Cactus league wins

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>>75002863
>Cactus league

>>75002863
they did not you faggot

they said the last time they won that many games in spring training was in 2009, the year they won the ws

>>75002863
>Cactus league
>Making shit up
wew

Anyone got an mlb.com subscription i can use to listen?

Sodo Mojo
You Gotta Love These Guys
Two Outs, So What?
True to the Blue
My Oh My

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Mike Moustakas

>>75002863
>cacti in Florida

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>tampa home opener

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>>75002946

inb4 Archer out for 6 weeks on an ankle injury

>>75001528
Not for another 5 years at the earliest.

Bout to head out to Chase Field. Should I make a sign /sp/?

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:^]

>>75003223
Paint your chest.

>>75003223
At the least ...
take a selfie then post it on the game thread later. (game thread will be up (early) in about 1.5 hours)

The roof will be open btw (watch the lens flares) and stay cool in the dessert.