LINEUP IS PIC RELATED
BASEBALL'S BACK BITCHES
GREATEST TEAM IN SPORTS HISTORY ABOUT TO EMBARK ON ANOTHER SEASON
>>75001132
LINEUP
>GREATEST TEAM IN SPORTS HISTORY ABOUT TO EMBARK ON ANOTHER SEASON
Thanks, you too.
fuck the yankees
I'm really nervous Tanaka is going to blow it and the offense will be as lackluster as it has been despite the young blood.
>>75001642
I hated the yankees had such a good spring training lol, it always feels like a jinx and tanaka did so good I feel like he's going to let us down.
Still it's nice to finally HAVE young blood, we were stale as fuck last year.
>>75001729
Yeah, at the end of the day the Yanks aren't completely full of past-their-prime vets
T H I C K
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>75001935
How many times has she been passed around the clubhouse?
The Yankees don't stand a chance against the Red Sox, especially with Sale
we made it through the dark times boys
I'm worried about the starting pitching this season.
>opening game of the MLB season to be played in an abandoned warehouse
Who thought this was a good idea?
thread should be remade because the OP picture is wrong. it's yankee logo should be on left not right
go yankees
>>75002076
hey man
yeah I'm worried too about the pitching. Even the lineup isn't really a given.
>>75002076
If Tanaka pitches like last year I'll be happy.
Everyone else is a giant question mark and that's scary.
There isn't even an official 5th starter yet.
>>75002092
What, no, when you say vs the home team goes first
>>75002136
i know but it triggers my autism
>tanaka is the SP for yankees on opening day
This is going to be another awful season for them, isn't it?
Go yanks
>>75002174
he was great least year
>>75002111
what's up man? I went to a few Jets games this season, should've saved my money. I think the lineup will be alright. Seems like another .500 season at best though.
>>75002112
Yeah I think Tanaka will be alright this year especially since he's playing for a contract. I also think it will be the last season with the team.
who /povd/ before the game here
What inning should we put pettite in?
>it's a michael kay and pauly episide. the best duo
I've been calling Francesa a lot recently
If the Rays can stay healthy and play to their potential i think we could potentially snag a wild card.
>>75002299
Were you the guy that said that Brooklyn should have a team?
>>75002307
muh run prevention
>>75002372
muh two time gold glover. LONGO!
opening ceremony happening. the yanks tag team merideth on top of the opening week logo on the field
>>75002215
The only way to do opening day.
>>75002356
No just normal yankee calls I get on pretty fast he's absolutely lying about the wait time
This was a good one I heard recently though
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u-2ipUoV1-Y
why is there three games on opening day? what happen to the one night game and then everyone else starts tommorrow
>all those yankee fans cheering.
I love our 3rd home (2nd home being camden yards)
>>75002299
i heard one where someone called to put a baseball team in trenton kek
he keeps talking about college basketball though so it's been pretty boring
>>75002503
are these people who make these calls trolling?
>>75002084
they put in new carpet
>>75002503
I can't believe he hasn't retired yet. He seems so beat down.
>MLB Gameday Classic still works
>>75002467
*** the sched for Apr 2 - Apr 4 is screwed by TV and MLB distribution rights for opening day events.
(complicated by NCAA, NBA, and NHL schedules)
>>75002521
about 75% trolling/25% guy just being legit stupid
sometimes someone says something completely reasonable and he still gets mad and he'll never talk about hockey
>>75002535
hes retiring this December
>>75002521
Some, some are legitimately dumb as rocks though someone called in as a big fan of the Mets and asked where Mike ranked Keith Hernandez in terms of defensive catchers. He seemed genuinely upset and choked up when Mike torched him for a simple mistake, but u really never know
>Yankees lineup being announced
>Rays playing "Money For Nothing" over the PA speakers
Really fucking cute. Not like the Rays couldn't spend that money as well. Yes, I'm TRIGGERED
>>75002216
Wait, wait a second, ANDY PETTITE IS A STARTING PITCHER! Andy Pettite's a starting pitcher who's won over 200 games! What are you talking about?
>eovaldi
I thought he died
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f0SmGlC4gJg
Is this gonna be on yes or espn?
>>75002699
botch channels
>>75002699
It's on YES man. Is anybody else going next Sunday?
>Yankees baseball is back
FUCK YEAH
very solid cheers from the two dozen rays fans in attendance today
>>75002719
Definitely
anyone have a stream?
>Tex is calling the game on ESPN
;_;
>>75002741
They're doing that new thing where it's just a pass and you can just walk around this season. I pretty much just stay at Hard Rock anyway so the tickets are less expensive.
Where is Jeter?
The only bad thing about this Opening Day is that they have to open up the season in the shitbox that is Tropicana Field.
LET'S GO YANKEES!
Is Arod there?
Do you like my stadium?
>>75002865
>this was supposed to be arod's emotional farewell season
>>75001642
The offense was actually great once the Baby Yankees took over and they almost had a WC spot despite the shit season they had.
I actually have faith in our offense. And when the Yanks have a good ST, it usually means they would have a good season.
>the yankees are on pace to win 5 consecutive world series starting this year
good to be back yankee bros
>Haven't watched baseball in over a decade
>Don't recognize any of the players any more
>de lost all my girl images when my laptop sudokud
At least I'm getting my new one later today
WE YOUNG PLAYERS NAO
>>75002833
Seriously, who thought that was a good idea
>very first game of the season after record ratings in the world series
>put it at Tropicana field
>>75002922
you just missed out on a-rod too
Where's panama
>>75002950
Pager business took off and he has no time for this place
Here's the interim Yankee waifu of the 2017 season lads
>>75002922
A lot of these guys are rookies, so it's fine that you don't recognize them
>>75002950
Trying to get his proxy working
>>75002950
probably rooting for his tarheels somewhere
>>75002490
>not counting Camden Yards as Yankee Stadium South
That shitbox shouldn't be called a Yankee Stadium even if it's usually filled with NYC transplants.
>>75002937
They could switched the series around, and have them start against Baltimore, and it'd be fine. Hell, they could have played against anyone else in the AL and it'd be better than playing three games in Tampa, including Opening Day.
>>75002786
cricfree [dot] sc
learn to google, bitch!
>Already a delay
Great season
>delay
good shit mlb
more people there than I was expecting desu
How do you delay a game in a domed stadium?
Jesus MLB.
>Already a challenge before the game starts
Manfred is seething right now
>The Trop still exists
When will Mother Nature finally destroy this shit? One good hurricane to destroy the roof at least.
How long St. Pete has the Rasy until again because the team needs to move.
>calling for replay before the first pitch
>having a dh that isn't going to bat .200
Going to be a good year
Is Christen Press posting still a thing?
>>75003054
Christen was retired after the 2016 season my man
>first pitch ball
lmao
>>75003051
I wish they use the DH as an actual position this year.
>First pitch down and in
Changed the channel there.
Lmk when the 2018 season starts
>>75003044
Contract is like till 2027 but they finally came to some release agreement. I forget the details
>>75003081
>tfw
wheres the mph
wheres the mph
reeeee
>>75003073
Who do we post now?
>Rays will lose to Israel's chosen team again
>>75003098
Sarah Gadon as of right now. It's subject to change though
At least the Tampa field doesn't look as fucking grungy as it used to.
THE SANCHINO
THE SANCHIZE
GARY IS SCARY
Last two digits of this post are how many dingers Sanchez will hit this season
>Delay before the first pitch of 2017 season
>First pitch Ball
Pack it up. This season is DoA
Anyone havr an mlb at bat acciunt i can use for the game
HIGH DESIRE
HIGH DESIRE
WATCH OUT BABY
THESE ODDS ARE FIRE
now thats just bad luck
>Hits the pitcher
Is Gary Sanchez a dirty player?
Wtf how is chris archer 28
If I was working at a liquor store and he showed me an ID I almost wouldn't believe him
rip archer
>>75003129
>it doesn't look grungy as it used to
It still fucking does. This place is not suitable for homing a high school team, let alone a pro team.
It made the Trash Bag look classy. At least try Twinkies got a new (and nice) stadium eventually.
Good job putting the AL East basement in your opener MLB
Who will hit the first home run of the season for the Yankees?
>1.000 OBP
Just hand him the MVP now
>>75003186
Tanaka during inter-league play
I got a little aroused when they zoomed in on Archer's legs. Anyone else? haha
>>75003158
Black don't crack, chief.
Unless you done a whole lot of crack.
We moneyball nao
>>75003185
Thats not the oriolels v. Jays
Archer sucks
>>75003217
t. mo'Lester
>>75003226
>playoff teams
>basement
safe
>christopher archer
he's safe
>challenge already
Get your shit together umpires
FUCK OFF GIRARDI
LITERALLY KILLING BASEBALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hes safe
That's save. If they both get at the same time its safe.
>Delay
>Challenge
Manfred is firing someone
BTFO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>out
lmao
get fucked yankees
ump ball
>>75003226
>arguing with a delusional leaf fag
Stop.
Also,
>umps screwing the Yanks already.
god damn that 2nd baseman was slow as fuck on that play, fucking holliday was runnning
>umpires already 0-1 on replays
YANKEE PRIVILEGE
>Tanaka time
U scared, Rays fan?
>Jew York getting fucked
I'm surprised
DISGRACE
BLURRY REPLAY BOOTH
THE FIX IS IN
the fuck?
>out
Did the Rays use the rest of their budget to pay off Manfred?
UMPBALL
>literal ump ball
quick bet on the rays
What le fuck
it's over lads. season is fixed for us to lose
>>75003185
>Thinking the Yankees won't finish 2nd in the ALE and in the first wild card spot
You don't think the Jays are going to make the playoffs this year, do you, moose fucker? LMAO
Looked like that comebacker skewed Archer's control a little bit
watching game, fairly new to baseball, and even I thought he was safe
>Strike on first pitch
Tanaka Perfect Game confirmed
"""""Ace"""""
Shamfur dispray
2nd batter in and Archer gets hit by a line drive back at him. Yep, baseball's back.
>hit already
Just end this season already
>Japs
>>75003374
Kek
It's over
Jeez, get your shit together you dumb Jap
I'm ready for 2018 already
>Shitnaka
>tfw running errands with gf and can't watch
OUR YEAR
burn it all down
>worst kevin
bean him tanaka
>>75003365
Tie is suppose to go to the runner too.
Should Have Gotten Tommy John Surgery.
>>75003305
>>75003350
There are literally schoolchildren who weren't alive the last time the Yankees scored a run in the playoffs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
damn based kiermaier, very few would make it to 2nd on that
ahahahah fuck the yanks
Longo time
>>75003400
I thought that might be the case, in >cricket you always give benefit of the doubt to the batsman too
>Yankees
Serves them right
This is a holocaust
ITS ALL OVER
FIRE SALE NOW
LGTSS
>Tanaka
>Bankees
Moustakas would have had that one
Dat $50 million hustle
EWWWWWWWW WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
>STANKEES
FUCK YOU TANAKA
Pack it in brehs. I knew I was right to not buy MLB.tv this season.
SHOOK
Our "Ace"
fucking christ shave that shit evan
Yankees 62-100 confirmed
>jewakess
>relevant past 2010
nope
>>75003406
We're talking about 2017, not the past few seasons. Jays are finished, you dumb Canuck.
why would you swing at that
Can you fucking weebs relax with the doomposting? Thus will be a good season for the yankers
the turf actually does make the place look better
Is it too late to be Red Sox fan now?
The Yankees are the only team in pro sports that I root for the players to get severe, life changing injuries that will affect them for the rest of their lives.
Right now I'm currently hoping Tanaka injures his arm so badly he is in constant excruciating pain every day until he dies.
>>75003461
>tfw the yankees are so irrelevant that they can't even talk about muh history anymore
>>75003468
They're being sarcastic
kind of
Welp, pack it in guys. Season's over.
>>75003461
>jays are finished
>jankees
Rays World Series confirmed this year?
>Poo York Shitty Stankees
Trade everyone
Get 35 year old veterans
>>75003472
I'm sure it is still overrall a shithole.
Don't care about this game, but posting in the official first GD thread regardless.
>sanchez speaks spanish
>tanaka speaks japanese
>theyre talking to each other
what the fuck could they even say
>Stankees
>>75003458
>Some of the best young players in the game
>Top farm system
>Guaranteed to sign Harper two seasons from now
>Not relevant
Oh boy, we have a retard in this thread.
Is the season over for the Yankees?
ERA of 27.00
This is our "Ace"
greg """"bird""""
are there any rays bros or is the only one still in prison?
>Bankees
>>75003343
Tanaka's career is over.
TRASH
L M A O
M
A
O
>Yankee defense
>The state of Yankees Base players
OFF TO A GREAT START!
>>75003480
Sorry, can't hear you over my 27 rings. Try screaming.
Leafs were a mistake, also I'm literally shaking right now between this and drumpf and white people
>>75003499
who will be the biggest bust this year?
trick question, it will be a tie both will be major busts
Tex would have made that
Funding three stooges defense
>YANKEES FIELDING
>>75003499
>Beisbol?
>Baesubooru.
>>75003389
>tfw trying to have baby with wife and can't watch
feels bad man
>RULED A HIT
SHOOK
>defense
How's that not an error?
hey i got a great idea lets just jam sluggers into the lineup and never prioritize defense its sure to work
>1 ERA for every ring
FIRE SALE NOW BUY BARTOLO
>can't field grounders
This is your all star future eh Yanks?
wew and I thought Archer looked rusty
>Scoring that a hit
I'm actually excited at the prospect of the Yankees going less than .500 this season
Maybe they'll just retire the franchise and I can stop caring about baseball
>tanaka
>>75003533
>muh rings
and there it is
Guys
GUYS
I missed the hell out of /mlb/ game thread shitposting
>they said the Yankees > Red Sox
>>75003540
But, AT WHAT COST!?
>>75003518
reporting in
NYY is a good team to cheer?
The Rays stadium is so garbage
>This is the yankees top tier pitcher
Guess all the NY fans are gonna be rooting for the Mets this year.
Fuck this. I'll see you guys again in about a week.
Holy shit you guys are so obnoxious its the first game and first inning
>the city of Nagasaki
>muh scoreless spring training
ahahaha, jap shit btfo
kapow
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>Tanaka is an ace
Bring in the bullpen. Pull Tanaka.
>>75003597
good pic
God damn Tanaka sucks. Yankees are finishing last in the East this season lmao
SHOOK AF
bankees confirmed sub 50 wins
>inb4 its announced after game tanaka will have tommy john
Should Girardi bring Betances in now?
>B-b-b-but SPRING TRAINING!
>>75003597
>odor
KEK le error man
>>75003585
>Bandwagoners
AHAHA THE SHITTY OF MASAHIRO TANAKA
THE PISSBURG OF "NEW" YORK SHITTY
>the city of japan
Yankees will not win for a week.
THE YANKEES SUCK
THEEEEEEEEEE YANKEEEEEES SUCK
>>75003597
>stankees already this shook
HAHAHAHAHA
Yankees got beat pretty good in their 2009 opener.
>>75003620
I'd rather my team win Spring Training than get to the World Series and lose.
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
It's the first inning of the first game, you brain-dead retards.
>>75003633
>White Sox fan talking shit
Okay, I'm already done with this season
>BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES >BANKEES
>STANKEES
FUCK
U
C
K
HE IS OUR """ACE""""
>>75003643
>implying this doesn't set the tone for the entire season
serious question
how have the rays talks about moving no happened yet
they cant like being stuck in Tropicana field honest question not trying to be mean cause i would think some city in north america would like a major league team
am i watching koshien again?
>>75003582
It's weird seeing all the new bandwagon mets fans in the city now instead of the Yankees fans.
why are >we always so shit on opening days?
>>75003648
Why are you even here faggot?
>>75003644
At this rate, you guys are winning to getting 100(loses) first lol. I know the White Sox are going to be fucking horrible.
>>75002174
It hurts to be right.
Which 35+ year old veteran pitcher is he on the phone with right now to save this team?
I'm thinking Pettite.
JUST
>>75003643
It's called posting shit on the internet for cheap chortles.
>believing the jap ace meme
lel
>the bankees have the third highest payroll
>>75003680
>At this rate
>0.2 defensive innings into the season
WEW
>tfw we should have traded for sale and quintana
>>75003670
>I-i-it's just g-gonna be bad on opening day, guys!
This damage control
>>75003671
to comment and the game.
>>75003684
Clemens
>>75003699
kek this damage control
it's over
>>75003660
There shouldn't be baseball in Florida.
>>75003606
NYY = Corinthians?
I predict the Yankees will not go to the playoffs.
>>75003658
It doesn't.
Just chill out Yankees bros. >We got this.
Is Tanaka regressing?
Will the stankee bankees have over 120 losses?
TANAKA'S BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
>>75003718
BOLD statement there
>swinging at that
Go Mallex.
>>75003723
Tanaka's a bum
>Chris Archer with a 3 run lead
The Yankees lost this game in one inning, amazing.
>>75003685
Tanaka has GARBAGE taste in dogs.
>unironically having a Zero on your back,
no wonder he struck out
>>75003718
>there was a point in sports history where people would legit think this is the stupidest opinion you could have
>now its most likely true
;_;
>bankees
>>75003666
muh alligators!
>paying $200 million to be this shit
>Order pizza for opening day
>waiting forever....
>check email
>I PICKED CARRYOUT
>go pick up pizza
>comeback
>Yankees losing
>>75003671
Have to watch a playoff team beat up on some busts
>a four years over the hill pitcher starts next game
>an austic man starts the third
>don't even have a fourth or fifth starter
>>75003754
>Cy Young winner
>MVP runner-up
>Still the same amount of postseason wins as the Yankees
KEK
E
K
Predict the Yankees record
>80-82
>that fucking loud ass promo for women's basketball
can espn just fuck off already
>>75003660
http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/editorials/editorial-more-urgency-needed-on-rays-stadium-search/2318586
>By Opening Day in 2018, there should be a site selected for the next Rays ballpark and a general agreement on how to pay for it
Nobody cares about those nappy headed hoes with irregular periods and odd body hair growth who will eventually give birth to stillborn baby after stillborn baby.
>Ellsbury batting fifth
Fuck off
You guys are all retarded and don't know anything about baseball i hate all of you
I lost me Yankee memes, can we get some posted?
(pro-yankee)
Is Meredith still thick?
>>75003777
>76-86
But you got heavenly trips so you're probably right.
>>75003801
fuck off
So how long before Archer walks away to a real team as an UFA?
>>75003790
The Yankees?
>>75003802
No. Now she is just fat
>>75003773
hehe gotta keep the rivalry going
You forgot the whole adding Sale thing huh?
>yankees falling apart already
>fat blonde chick is the only thing the smelly latino fanbase can get excited about
There's no pitch Castro won't swing on
>letting it slip
>>75003704
nah i know we'ere shit all the time. Just that they have a streak of losing on opening day
>Yankees farm ranked 2nd
What?
this does not fooking slip
Are baseball umpires the best referees in sports?
>>75003827
I'll wait to see if Sale's autism can handle Boston before shitting on the Red Sox for that trade.
He was OUT
Here we go
>>75003858
The team is loaded with young talent. U jelly?
Manfred is SEETHING rn
He was out
instant replay is ruining baseball, its already slow enough
just go with the ump's call and move on
there shouldn't be reviews before the 7th inning and only for run scoring plays
>tfw no logan forsythe
thank god
umpires now 0-2 on replay
>>75003862
They have to make the least judgement calls.
THESE FUCKING REPLAYS
>>75003863
Sale is the type of guy who can handle Boston but sure
Moncada was just a money investment and he looked like dog shit last year
Sale for money pretty much is really nice
When is Tanaka getting TJs?
>safe
Are the umpires intentionally getting these challenges wrong?
>>75003881
t. Manfred
So are the replay rules the same that each team only gets one?
IT'S NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY ANYMORE YOU OVERPAID FUCKS GET THE CALLS RIGHT
>>75003875
Nah, fan of the team with Dipoto running it. Absolutely no reason I'd be jelly.
Do the Rays even have a Fan base
>>75003902
>implying pomeranz, sale, and pirce won't need tj by june
>>75003902
>Sale is the type of guy who can handle Boston
>The same guy that had several mental breakdowns on the White Sox
kek
where the fuck is the pitch speed espn
>>75003881
>muh pace of play
im on to your tricks rob
>>75003801
Masahiro Tanaka
>>75003925
Yes. Three people.
>>75003942
And one of them is in prison
>>75003915
They don't follow that rule, all the manager has to do is sperg out and yell at the umpire and force the umpire to do a "crew review."
There is de facto unlimited challenges and it's really bad for the sport.
>>75003925
listen to the roar of the crowd
Joe Girardi is a horrible manager and should be fired.
Who do ((((they)))) want to win the World Series this year?
>>75003931
Sale is finally in a winning situation, we'll see how that goes. He has some crazy in him and we like that. Price is just too soft for boston
>>75003926
Even if that happens the Sox still have 2 Cy Young candidates lol
>>75003936
I hate ESPN baseball coverage. I think MLB Network is much better.
Apologize
the Rays are still going to finish in the basement and this Yankee team is still a year out from being really good so I don't care
>>75003965
Indians without a doubt
OY VEY TANAKA
Judge pls
>Judge didn't strikeout
hmmm
Judgement day!
>headley is batting 1.000
WS confirmed
JUDGEMENT DAYYYY
>Rasy
No way that Headley is hitting to the opposite side.
>he caught too much of the plate
the pitch was at his fucking knees what else do you want him to do
BABY BOMBERS
>a giant followed by a manlet
What did Girardi mean by this?
Big nigga doin' big thangs.
>>75004017
It means he's operating on a level that normal people cannot comprehend.
Didi ;_;
Stop making fun of short people!
>>75004017
You the guy from the Bronx?
SUPERB MANLET
there's no way gardner is 5'10
>>75003965
Sounds spooky senpai.
Judge is a big guy
>>75004051
No, from CT
Who is the 4D Chess Manager in the MLB?
C'mon Gardy!
Rays should be relocated to Montreal.
This fucking trip is posting once a minute. fucking turbo autism
>first to third on a grounder
Holy shit
>>75004065
Joe Maddon?
>>75004061
4U
Who is going to hit the first Yankee home run?
>All the Tanaka dick sucking in Spring
>3 runs to the Rays in the 1st
Pfffffffft
Judge has to be the most hung guy in the clubhouse, probably the league
>>75004096
Gary Sanchize
>>75004065
Ausmus
>>75004062
I had to take the metro north to my buddies place in New Haven the other day and it seemed like everybody on the train was wasted by the time we got there.
>>75004096
Birb
>>75004111
FUCK
OFF
NO
HE
ISNT
>>75004121
I live in the Hartford area, I don't go to New Haven because it's kind of a dump
>>75004099
Betances is more hung.
Who is the most BASED person in the MLB?
>>75003486
>>75003326
>>75003119
>>75003134
>>75003042
>>75002968
>>75002721
>>75003773
>>75004014
What an OBSCENELY gorgeous woman
>cuckfred makes changes to "speed" up the game
>1 hour in
>still in the second inning
mfw based ball gods dont like their game tampered with like other shit leagues in america
>>75004065
Ned Yost
>>75004143
I have no idea about CT. I just moved from the city to Brooklyn and I'm still confused.
>>75004181
Andrew Romine
Do Rays fans even care that he's gone?
Dellin Betances remains the greatest closer the Yankees have ever had.
>win percentage for pitchers
Memeist stat
>black guy commentating from the stands
>white guys commentating from the booth
hmmm
really makes you think
>>75004181
Altuve
gonna watch in spanish lads fuck this shit
>>75004099
Chris Carter's BBC tho
Is Mike Trout as good as people say he is, or is he just meme?
>>75004200
>Rays
>fans
>>75004200
based Todd
>>75004235
plz post stream, thx senapi.
>pretending like anyone cared about David Ross
fuck off
>>75004249
He's the only player on the Angels worth a shit.
>having a bartman joke in your skit
can he just fucking sue ESPN or something
>>75004249
Trout is the best player in Baseball. Fuck Harper fags.
>>75004197
>I just moved from the city to Brooklyn
>>75004269
HEY
>>75004269
HEY
turd cakes
this game is boring, im gonna take a nap for 3 or 4 hours and turn it back on for the last 3 innings.
>>75004269
>>75004255
watching on tv senpai, try mlbstreams on plebbit
Get a new walk-up song Evan.
>40 pitches
>not even done with the 2nd
>>75004269
Sure
he started off to first before that even hit the mitt
>muh farm
>41 pitches bottom of the 2nd
great start to the season
>>75004279
And?
Why do yankee fans think their fat cow reporter is better looking than Curry?
BASED LONGO
Game 162 flashback
nice
SHELLED
H
E
L
L
E
D
BEST 3B IN THE AL EAST
>japs
Wow, it's over for the Yankees
>Already 80 pitches thrown in 2 full innings
ebin
Yankees are going to be doody this season.
>Stankees
>rating masahito tanaka
>>75004350
I don't know but it's annoying. You'd think there would be thousands of saucy bimbos who could speak into a mic that they could replace her with.
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TA-KNOCKED OUT
>>75004350
Curry's face is just okay, but she has a top tier body. Meredith posting is just a meme.
that sneaky little corner
Reminds me of DAT NIGHT
Feel free to opt out of your contract at the end of the season, Tanaka.
>>75004350
T H I S
H
I
S
Tanaka is kill
>bankees
BOMBED LIKE HIROSHIMA
Fug
>well his command just isnt there
W O W
R E A L L Y
I know a lot of people hate hawk harrelson but how can anyone stand listening to this old jew hag on the radio??? she's fucking cringeworthy
>ok, she gets some credit for being on point with that 2011 rays-yanks g162 reference that fucked boston, but still fucking gross
>tanaka (shit)
>>75004356
GOAT end of season
FIRST HOME RUN OF THE MLB SEASON
>muh nip
>muh elbow
>THE SHITTY OF THE POO YUCK STANKEES
LMAAAAAO
>>75004407
>hating based Suzyn
t. Roger Clemens
>>75004407
Who are you quoting?
>>75004407
GEORGES BAWX
Rays confirmed for 140 win season
>>75004181
pedroia probably
This will be the biggest crowd the Rays see all season. Probably the only HR too.
What are the chances the Yankees break .500?
why are yankees so shit? are they worse than A's?
>>75004455
salty motherfucker ahahahahaha
any good guys here
>>75004336
Do you have the one with that ass
i think its an older version
>>75004449
Rays will go 162-0.
>>75004455
kek the stuttering weeping mess of yankees fans
>y-y-you won't even s-sell out games!
ahaha exposed and disposed
>>75004403
That isn't funny, that was people's lives, not a game.
>>75004455
>muh rings!!
>>75004475
Wait a sekkin
>>75004489
Yankees have 1 ring in the past 15 years lmao, all their rings are pre-millennium when we were all babies
Must be brutal to be born too late in yankees history
Sanchez confirmed bust
First dinger of the season
>>75004475
Nah, they'll go 150-12
They only lose to the Astros and Mariners this year
>can't even fill out the stadium on opening day
Just relocate this franchise
>>75004455
No, there's going to be more Yankees game at the Trop.
Non-Yankees game will top out at like 15k max. Probably more like 10k.
You know you really SUCK when the Rays are KICKING YOUR ASS!
>>75004488
>2017
>Feeling bad for the vicious Japanese
archer looks like wwf road dogg
Why the fuck is Matt Holiday even still playing?
>>75004549
and this is when they have tarp on certain seats in the stadium. sad!
>muh rings
>muh attendance
>muh farm
is there anything better than bankees fans on damage control?
woo wee
>>75004605
OH YOU DIDNT KNOOOOOW
>getting btfo by Jaden Smith
hahahaha this fucking taco bell commercial
>>75004617
>i-its only the first inning
>i-its only game 1
>>75004641
LIT
Funny how more than half the crowd will be going home disappointed today.
>>75004484
Sure
IM HOMO FOR LOMO
>>75001536
this