/CRIC/ - India v Australia

Poo

>>74894828
>>74894835
For those that missed my muscular contributions to the thread

>>74894828
not genre fiction

>>74894832
>not mentioning the t20 match
you had one job

>>74894841
Just EXPLODED with laughter lads

>>>/r9k/35802139
>>>/r9k/35802139
>>>/r9k/35802139

>>74894844
The Brothers Karamazov

india slight favourites

Pretty decent test so far desu

>>74894853
>reading TBK as your first Dosto

Shameful desu

>>74894865
3rd test aside, this has been a muscular series

>want to watch the T20 match
>have to get up at 4:30 for work

Considering pooicide right now tbqh lads

>>74894866
>not reading the greatest book ever written first so you can feel the dissapointment as you realise nothing else in the history of literature will EVER come close

>>74894877
>>want to watch the T20 match
there's where you went wrong

>>74894866
Memes aside, what is your recommended reading order

>>74894877
Who cares about t20 faggot

What's your favourite Australian beer lads?

Little Creatures Pale Ale here.

>>74894920
Beer is for bogans.

>>74894922
Wrong.

The news just said Ice is at epidemic levels but I don't know anyone who uses it.

>>74894934
If you don't know who the ice user is, it's you.

>>74894941
shit

>Ice is at epidemic levels
isn't it generally hot in australia?

What happened to the >tfw no monique ganderton gf lad?

>>74894983
Ice is meth

and the EPIDEMIC shit is exaggerated because it makes for good headlines and TOUGH ON CRIME bullshit

>>74894994
t. ice user
You are literally seething that the police are going to get you.

>>74894934
I knew a dealer in high school

>>74894934
Me neither

probably because I don't have any friends though

>>74894885
>>74894910
I like memes though

>>74895037
You're going to have to wait till December for the Based Bash League then, mate.

>>74895049
>not watching the Indian Prememer League

>>74895062
T20 that's not the big bash is completely retarded, though.

>>74895062
No I'm not watching that

>>74895002
Never used it in my life man.

It's as much an epidemic as bikkie hordes having us all living in fear and Melbourne being ruled by the Apex Gang

>>74894897
the correct reading order is to read Tolstoy instead

literally fucking axe runshit

this will be the first year i fully get into the IPL

>>74895121
I'd literally end my life before I reached that point

>>74894994
i thought you were all MDMA heads

who /pop/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

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>POO IN THE LOO
>PAKIStHAM
>SAF CHOKFRICA
>TENDIES
>Ausfailia
>Pee pool and
>Bangladesh


>SUPREME ENGLISH MEN

Ireland trying to get test nation status

>Kek potatoes

>>74895146
That's it no tests for you

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Who here watching pee pooland V saf afrikkakakaka?

Good game lads

any tips on waking up at a good time?

sleeping for 11 hours a day is killing my productivity

>>74895173
Put your alarm out of arms reach

Get a job

>>74895187
already do both

>>74895206
Get out of bed when your alarm goes off.

hope ivan, mackay lad, walkie and all the gang are going to be okay with the cyclone hitting suicideland lads

>>74895214
yeah try my best with that too

>>74895206
Then it's all down to self control

>>74895218
Set your alarm to go off after less than eleven hours sleep.

>>74895221
yeah do that

you lads see Latham's catch? absolute fucking screamer

>>74895224
Leave the oven on overnight so you have to get out of bed and turn it off

>>74895237
my oven is broken, but that's okay because I can use my toaster to make a grilled cheese when I feel like it

>>74895240
I understand this reference, because I actually wrote the initial post that goosey copied then atributed mistakingly to biggles in his farewell post which has been spammed a few times

>>74895245
>>74895240
>>>/reddit/

>>74895173
Figure out what your productive hours are, everyone is different. Try to structure what you do around that.

From personal experience once you're mainly operating in your good zone, the amount of sleep drops down to 8 hours or so because you're not fucking your internal clock up by being awake too long or too little.

Like I am a 10am-2am person. If keep to that I'll nail 8 hours sleep every day. But then work makes me get up at 7am, and my body still will be fully awake at 2am, so I get less sleep than I need and grind down until I need to oversleep on weekends.

Just wanted to let you guys know I'm watching Takeshi's Castle atm.

>>74895240
>Not just purchasing a foot long from subway, made fresh by a designated sandwich artist, making it especially for You

>>74895263
I'm watching Twin Peaks Season1 Episode 3

>>74895263
My nigger

>>74895263
>>74895271
I'm watching Yuru Yuri

>>74895274
kys

>>74895274
Been meaning to watch that.

>>74895299
It's pretty great, even if you're not usually a fan of middle school lesbians

>>74895299
>>74895274
>>74895309
kyselves

How easy is getting sex where you live

The Get Up Kids are fucking shit

really think I might voluntarily move down the socio-economic ladder lads

>>74895439
Pretty hard for me

>>74895439
australian girls sleep around, just not with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJMruBJfhNM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Wu6lI-42w

reckon goosey would want to hang out with me?

>>74895593
You put out?

>>74895604
don't think he's into that stuff Tbh

Wat do to make the game grow in my country?
Our biggest dedicated cricket ground doesn't even have a tribune

>>74895620
all comes down to money

>>74894853
i've been meaning to get started on dosto but i keep putting it off

>>74895620
you can't, the elite test nations don't want it to grow because they want to hog all the money and series logistics will become even more fucked up with more nations

t20 can grow, but the ICC purposefully bungled their chance to have it at the 2020 olympics
shameful desu

been a really fucking good test series lads

don't even care if Australia loses spectacularly from here

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>>74895620
>Our biggest dedicated cricket ground doesn't even have a tribune
lol

>>74895612
That wasn't a no.

elite world xi

Rahul
Brathwaite
Smith
Williamson
Root
de Kock (wk)
Stokes
Steyn
Rabada
Herath
Hazlewood

>>74895693
>the current state of Berlin

looking forward to the champion's trophy

>>74895746
it's pretty nice, i know

>>74895734
>chokes
>not starc

>>74895772
Starc has been terrible since Sri Lanka. Can't hold a line and doesn't swing the ball anymore. I'd unironically rate Cummins and Pattinson ahead of him as of right now.

Stokes is absolutely elite

>>74895748
I'm not

>>74895734
pretty good team, i'd go with tamim over braithwaite and pujara over root or williamson

>>74895878
I just enjoy /cric/ during tournaments, even though most australians won't be here

Fucking shit competition though, glad it's not being played anymore

>>74895880
>pujara
only if you're playing in india

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlXuACzsPcw
looks so fucking shit, I'm livid they ruined the 1995 movie with this

how did england let nair score a triple ton against them? has looked bog average this series

for comparison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqWwHI604n4

>>74895895
he hasn't really played out of india that much, he scored a big hundred in south africa, williamson is worse against spin then he is against pace

>>74895923
England's spin stocks are probably some of the worst in the world and the pitches were more batting friendly

while kohli has had a shit series, I don't think the australians have found any weakness in his batting. He's just been playing like shit

rahane is a different matter. He's been completely exposed as unable to play the short ball. His average is going to plummet from now on.

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>>74895762
You got nothing

Our biggest (inactive) cricket ground is used by Vienna Cricket and Football Club. They don't play either of those.
>the absolute state of Wien

>>74895946
He just needs to learn not to play them Tbh

>>74895946
he's only been out once to a short ball and it was when he was trying that weird ramp for no reason

I rate him against the short ball actually, on india's last tour here they peppered him a bit and he was very good

>>74896017
see him against Cummins today mate? Nearly got out a dozen times, with two near misses in the first 10 balls he faced.

>>74896032
didn't unfortunately, I was out today and the highlights I've seen didn't show much of it

I'm not sure one bad spell tarnishes him forever when he's been good in the past

>>74896060
yeah I'm being a bit hasty in saying that he was exposed, but the bloke was completely out at sea today. Don't think I saw a single good shot off a short ball from him. Obviously he hasn't really looked good all series, but today was particularly bad

>>74896084
interesting I'll have to try and dig up some extended highlights

anyone in chelmsford want to frot?

just woke up

"Tails" is the call from Sarfraz. Pakistan will bowl first.

West Indies 50/6 (11.2/20 ov)

Are Indians really descended from Australian abos that got gang raped by persians?

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>>74898959

this summer a little piece of history was made
England came here to fight a epic sporting battle and over two long months which frankly felt like two long years a whole new legion of cricket fans were well quite simply mesmerised by the deeds of Andrew "Freddie" Flintoff, Michael Vaughan the captain and "KP" Kevin Pietersen they did what no one thought was possible
they beat the best team in the world and they won the best prize of all

Test cricket is too fickle with the weather and light

Really frustrating

Waaa there's a little wet patch :^(((

And the longer they wait for the outfield to dry, the rain comes closer in

Reeeeeeeee

straffo has a new pic lads

It's going to fucking rain before these weak cunts even play

Seriously, just fucking play

>>74903580
yeah why does it even matter so much? pretty autistic. it's an outdoor game for fuck sake

will australia ever recover?

This is why people don't like test cricket

the gentlemans game
https://youtu.be/Hy-6VnKXwhA

Australia's greatest ever off spinner it's ranked below Shakib, a batting allrounder, on the "official" test bowling rankings

Kek

Why don't they allow hard objects to be propelled at 150 kmh at someone's head during the pouring rain?

going to be dead soon but staying up for the cricket

>>74905160
pancreatic cancer lad?

MAKE EM SMELL YA BALLS, GARRRY

>>74905363
nah i have lung, it's also in my brain and spine/ribs

>>74905404
oh rite. did you ever get the second opinion instead of your self diagnoses?

>>74905446
i tried but doctors refuse to diagnose me

>>74905490
bummer la, i guess all you can do is take it one day at a time. try to have some fun, la

>played less than 20 test matches
>given the post of fielding in the slip cordon

when the fuck did cricket teams go stupid? both australia and india are guilty of doing this and both of them paid for it dearly

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>>74899239

>>74898281
Lmao

whensa cricket on? im tired

>>74906146
Not til you die

>>74906146
3 bongs 50 bings

>>74906165
pretty impolite m8, im supporting india now

>>74906608
That's on your conscience now

It's not my birthday till next year

You now remember statscunt spend his Christmas trying to dox gatecunt's reddit

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Can someone give me a quick rundown of these lads and a updated faces of /cric/ if it exists?

reminder amir will take 400 wickets at <25 and score ten hundreds

Reminder Amir was better when he was getting paid to play poorly

Had another dream where I ran a cricket YouTube show with Daniel

>"I like it when he comes down to you" - Matthew Wade

>>74907131
>ywn watch a youtube channel featuring Daniel,Saxon and Krazykunt talking about cricket news

God Zampa is shit with the red ball

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>>74906820
Can't remember most of them, Danny is the only one who matters.

nz looking good for the win

Renshaw
Warner
Smith
Handscomb
Burns/O'Keefe at 7
Cartwright
Whiteman
Cummins
Starc
Pattinson
Hazlewood

#elite

>>74907297
Thanks la, but you're supposed to say they're handsome men with large penises

>>74907297
The one on the far right is pretty handsome

>>74907314
>daniel
>handsome

>>74907316
t. Gregory

>>74907297
one 2nd from right looks like he has unparalleled knowledge

>>74907367
Also looks like he's at death's door

Really want Victoria to lose

This series didn't end in time before based /afl/ now I can hardly give a fuck

>>74907509
AFL on during the week now then?

>>74907509
gtfo this thread then

typical dirty SA cheat baka

>>74907766
Hows the weather forecast for the rest of the game?

>>74907779
Not sure, I'm over in Tauranga and it's too hot. Metservice site looks good for the rest of the day in Hamilton though. Might be iffy tomorrow afternoon and Wednesday.

>>74896186
Cricinfo just posted an article on how Indians have handled the short. All and they talked about Rahane in it if you're still interested

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Left or right?

>>74907766
What did the South Australian do?

>>74907911
right ofc

Kane?

>>74908035
Uuuu

Would Laura look better in dark or short hair?

Will Shaun Tait play another test?

>tfw the power is out and I'm getting nervous it might not come back on before the crickey starts

>>74908134
Yeah I reckon he's in with a chance

Is David Waughner related to World Waughner II?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWatvtSFDUo&feature=youtu.be

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Left or right?

>>74908157
Based renewables

>>74908171
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on these two?

Reckon Laura's on the pill?

>>74908172
crisis averted lads, it's back

>>74908188

Those are the Bogdanoff brothers lad

If David Warner was a leg spinner, he would be David Warner

Smith is so painfully autistic he can't even deal with shoelaces. How the fuck is he captain of Australia.

>>74908314
Smith is like Napoleon. A great conqueror who was the best in the world at his time, but a complete fucking autist who can't beat RSA

BANE GOAT

What the fuck is this?

>>74908378
A website where you can post anonymously about a variety of different topics. You can also put up pictures

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>>74908384
Cheers, thanks for the help.

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Stunning referral.

>>74888973

rate my tip

>>74908416
just watched that lmao

I assume seeing as they took the new ball an over or so later the referrals were about to reset?

Feels like the Grand Final (without the day off for us Victorians), this is what you'd like to think the World Test Championship should be like. An epic series coming down to a thrilling finale, may the best team win

>>74908442
It's about to hit the 80 over mark, yeah.

jadeja looks like shit

Majority Indians are a poor population. They'd watch a cricket match religiously on a telly but you couldn't expect them to take a day off of work to watch the match at the stadium. I wouldn't.

has a supposedly world class batsman ever been as exposed as kohli has in a single series?

stream please?

>>74908492
>Has a good batsman ever had one bad series?
Nope. Never happened in the history of cricket

>>74908501
thought so

Okay, new rules. An umpire can only make two wrong decisions in 80 overs, after two wrong decisions, one of the following things should be done
Umpire is not allowed to make a decision. (we can do it 'Sydney 2008' style and ask the players themselves whether it's out or not out)
The umpire gets replaced.
The umpire gets fined for every wrong decision he makes.

>>74908440
(you)

>>74908499
>>74908499

please

Why are they called a batsman and not a batsperson?

>>74894897
Crime And Punishment first. Some people say The Idiot but the Idiot is a bit harder and less instantly rewarding

>>74908532
google cricfree

>>74908517
all decisions made by a computer in the middle of the pitch would be the way to go tbqh

>>74908535
white male privilege

>>74908547

hmmm

no games on?

never mind, the other site wasnt showing anything for some reason

Good evening lads

>>74908535
t. Straffo

is NZ batting first?

WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P

>>74908609
http://www.espncricinfo.com/please-watch-our-sport/engine/match/1020045.html

No, but please keep watching out sport.

Is the big 4 Smoth Root Kane and Poojara?

straffoMONSTER

has a bowler ever managed to take a wicket without bouncing the ball off the ground?

is 506 dead for you guys too?

>>74908669
it's back now don't worry

Why are our bowlers so shit at batting compared to India?

>Giving the batman a sendoff after being absolutely toweled around the ground all day

Literally Australia tier behaviour from the "white" south africunts.

hazleshit is a meme

people hyping him up as the best test quick in the world have no clue

>>74908659

here's one

http://www.bigbash.com.au/video/lendl-simmons-shaun-tait-bowled-full-toss-big-bash-league-highlights/2015-12-29

>>74908659
No not once in the 100+ years of international cricket

stop being mean to america you guys

Could do with a wicket

Maybe even four of them

>>74908770
>>>/int/

>>74905384

>Hurr Lyon roaring xd
Last fucking Test India added about 270 runs at 6 wickets down and wound up declaring what the fuck was anyone expecting this time?

Lyon is too fucking wasteful and shit of a spinner.

got a big bat here lads

Reckon that might have been high.

Really disappointed with the lack of diversity that the Australian team has

Kane batted with a coloured fellow for hours. Sad!

>>74908416
hi danny

Broom is a bit shit

Congrats to Jeet on his fantastic highscore which ruined NZ's chances of a win

Breaking News: Kohli is the reason behind the lack of Ball tracking. He allegedly saw some Aussies making some gestures inside their dressing room, he then got fed up, took out his bat, went straight to the 3rd umpire's room and smashed the computers with his bat.

>>74908858

Lel

Why?

He did his job near perfect

>>74908865
He didn't bat with I N T E N T

Is the Nicolls meme finally over?

>>74908878

2bf just holding up an end is better than letting the middle order collapse like this

And here is the scheduled black caps poolapse right on time

>>74908883
Nicolls at 5 is much less embarassing than Broom at 4 desu

>>74908900

What about santner at 6 lel

>>74895651
>but the ECB purposefully bungled their chance to have it at the 2020 olympics
ftfy

>they've found a weakness in the NZ lineup

yeah any player who didn't go to the mighty Tauranga Boys' College

tickles it down to De Kock off his glove

>>74908771

Fuck i wish renshaw hadn't dropped saha when he was on 9 runs lol

You have 30 seconds to name a Mitchell who isn't a shit batsman

My fanpass ran out

>>74908932
Mitchell Kohli

Once Santner is out and BJ is in there should be another decent partnership.

>>74908798

Did you even watch Lyon bowl yesterday? He was getting freakish spin and bounce.. and hes on 4 wickets for this innings..

Also he got 8 fucking wickets in one innings in the first test you dumb cunt.

cheeky collapse into a rain out draw lads

Drop broom and nicholls 2bf

Jeet is on glorious ascension watch

Imagine having to listen to some washed up Indians drone on while Clarkey reminisces his banter with the lads instead of this.

3
No. of players to score 500+ runs and take 50+ wickets in in a season - Kapil Dev in 1979-80, Mitchell Johnson in 2008-09 and Jadeja in 2016-17.

>>74908943

>Kohli's batting average for this series is 9 runs
>9
>Runs

Mark Richardson, Ian Smith, and Simon Doull are literal god tier commentary trio

Everyone else is LITERAL shit, especially that one dead Australian

Reminder you are not a true allrounder unless you have 10 000 test runs and 500 wickets

>>74908972
Anushka Sharma didn't fuck him right. What do you want me to say

Boring sport

>>74908952
Second Test you SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual.

>no ball
KEK

Rabada has been tossing no balls all fucking innings. Get fucked.

Based R. Tucker Thompson, elite decision.

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>>74909012

>Baseball

>>74909012
Fuck off

If Jadeja gets a hundred, he should just bring out a real sword and decapitate everyone imo

Who the fuck downvotes this thread? If you don't like cricket, just fuck off.

>>74909072

And he's gone

Get a brown dog up ya

>>74909091
Straffo?

Is Bhuvneshwar Kumar related to Haroldand Kumar?

>>74909107
That doesn't make sense, spidermonkey

>>74909108
No.

Floodgates opened

Well taken, Smith. He's redeemed Renshit's shitshow yesterday.

Holy shit >we can still win this.

Lads, I copy pasted a meme to r/cricket, but got -1 karma. i thought you fucks were meant to be insightful

STOP BULLYING CANCERLAD YOU CUNTS

>>74909184
A visionary is never accepted in his own time

>>74909209
He literally self-diagnosed lad

>>74909209
Kys

>>74909209
This

>>74909112
>implying anything here makes sense at all

I don't even care so much about the runs anymore (now that we have a 30 run margin). I just want to see smith's cunty face twisted in frustration.

>>74909223

i've been there brother dont you worry. not a good place

wonder what renshaw's punishment will be?

>>74909264
Sure Greg Chappell has something unsavory and contrary to social values in mind for him and Heazlett

Australia loses

Some serious white balance issues coming from this india test, it's like the pitch is made of chalk.

>Pattinson - 80
LADS

>>74909293
>what is light reflecting from snow

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That sweat lads

>>74909310
Wew

Based Wankush. Going to spend the money on a happy ending lad?

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who /wet/ here

>>74909330
I hope walkie is okay

>>74909332
where does he live?

>>74909330
your mum's cunt after seeing my dick.

>>74909338
Somewhere in Suicideland, I've forgotten

>>74909343
>suicideland
could you elaborate, I've been away from /cric/ for a bit and must have missed this meme

>>74909330
I signed up for the emergency reserve to go help out when those Queerslanders commit pooicide tomorrow

>>74909325
Gonna buy mass effect

>>74909350
Queensland is the suicide capital of Australia

>>74909360
Don't it's really fucking bad

is Himachal Pradesh wicketkeeper-batsman Ankush Bains related Bane?

>>74909390
Nah

>>74909390
Yeah

>>74909390
yeah nah

>>74909390
huh?

>>74909390
Nah yeah

>>74909390
?huh

Haha this thread is epic

>>74909390
uh

Jeez looks like David Warner made it across lunch. He has already out performed himself.

Australia to win in a blowout

Someone get the "this is what happens" pasta prepped

renshit would want to score some fucking runs

davey warner goes bang!

>>74909511
BIG
BAT

warner is shook lads

these fucking balls

the crowd loves this

maybe some incentive for india to produce some decent wickets in future

SHOOK I TELLS YA!

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>not a single indian ITT
they are worse than the british, except they can't even use the at work excuse. sad!

Wish the West Indies were good again lads. It can't be the little rat bogan convict Australians on top all the time.

>nair
lmao

>>74909539
Kys weeb fuck

>>74909543
kys newcunt fuck

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kys

>>74909554
This guy is better looking than anyone on /cric/ except for Gregory

>>74909553
kYOURs

fuck off warncuck

jesus davey

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>>74909559
Conny is better looking.


>the city of warner

UH OH POO POO

You should probably drop this guy already.

WHEN WILL
THEY LEARN

just woke up lads

>>74909553
Is calling other people new the ultimate sign of plebness?

great series warner you absolute spud

exposing our only good batsman to the new ball as well

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>>74909573
fuck OFF

Smith goes we're fucked.
The only decent bit of batting this series from an Australian perspective other than him was surviving to a draw.

>>74909585
>wogball

New as fuck

What a truly pathetic series from Warner. Fucking dickhead

hehe

200 and australia win

>can't play khawaja in india, he's terrible on the subcontinent
>play warner

>WARNA

Who /OLED/ here?

>Smith doesn't seem happy with the spider cam in his peripheral vision

based autist

>>74909608
I dislike the ABL on OLED so I took it back and got a based Samgung KS8500

>>74909608
/crt/ here

>JL Pattinson 4-3-2-1

God Australia is shit