/cric/

Second for fuck Trump and fuck white people.

Australian team will be tired with the Adelaide to Pune flight

>>74317825
i will

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saxon btfo

I really really enjoy reading cricket books written by old english gentlemen ama

Hey lads

>>74317852
give me a recommendation

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>>74317856
Stroke of Genius

is the STRAFF gay?

>>74317896
I think that is the natural progression of his narrative

>>74317902

not sure what his endgame is. I'm SICK of the virtue signaling

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>>74317916
his endgame is too complex for you to understand

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>>74317842

What exactly is the point of poorly shopping this onto a shirt, surely there are real world examples for Saxon triggering?

>>74317924
that's part of the joke m8

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>>74317928

ok

i got court in the morning, goodnight

>>74317961
goodnight

>>74317961
what did you do or are you on jury duty?

EXECUTE ALL AUSTRALIANS

based fucking zimbabwe lads

yet another reminder that zimbabwe will dominate cricket

>>74318503
The Zimbabwean cricket team is as worthless as the Zimbabwean dollar.

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>>74319134
On a governance side there's unironically good signs and there's always been a bit of talent in the region. The economics of cricket is the main problem in Zimbabwe and is probably never going to recover for at least 75 years thanks to based Mugabe

Opening batsman Kieran Powell, who last played an international game in June 2014, has been recalled to the West Indies side for the upcoming three-match ODI series against England, which starts from March 3. Powell's inclusion follows the batsman's prolific run in West Indies' domestic List A competition, the Regional Super50, where he emerged as the highest run-getter, scoring three centuries and two fifties.

The batsman took a self-imposed break from the game, and in January 2015, issued a statement saying that mixed signals from West Indies cricket authorities had left him "deflated and confused" as he attempted to return to international cricket. This resulted in his decision to step away from the game for some time and in January 2016, he tried his hand at baseball, without much success.

While he played only two matches in last season's Regional 4-day, he has had a longer run with the team in the 2016-17 domestic season, and has enjoyed better returns. Until December - when the first half of the first-class tournament concluded - Powell had scored 264 runs with two fifties in five matches. In the Regional Super50 competition that followed, his tally of 513 runs from nine matches at an average of 64.12 propelled Leeward into the semi-finals, where they lost to Barbados. At one stage, Powell had five successive fifty-plus scores, raking up 105, 135, 52, 106 and 80.

is imran khan (fiji) related to imraan khan? (south africa)

>>74319705
Just very close friends

why are thailand women relatively speaking a much better team than thailand?

#politeenquiries

holy shit, i just worked it out

mind=blown

just woke up
going to bed again though

>>74319747
>>74319752
funny

>>74320054
it's literally the reason, i can't think why else it could be and they're the only nation with such a disparity

for example,

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/series/1059683.html

here they are beating nepal and hong kong, whereas their mens team wouldn't compete with those nations

they're literally trannies

>>74321176
australia women are also much better than the mens team

>>74321488
true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie6soqJFUKk

elite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6DH4i3U3Dw

elite

I think I just seen Daniel

AMa

>>74323960
Where did you see him?

d'ya wanna feel me beard?
d'ya wanna run yer fingers through it?
no worries, mate.

>>74324357
Looking broodingly out over Auckland harbour

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Based cric info ramblings

>>74324474
checks out

Lost the toss batting first

kieran powell is back lads

Hi is this /cric/

>>74326199
This is /rug/

Would the ball swing in America ?

>>74326677
your mum swings in america

>>74326738

Go to bed, son

>>74326677
yes

Fucking Latham

>>74326784
I swear every team studies the same one delivery that gets him every time

The bf really gave it to me last night lads. Walking a bit funny today.

>>74326835
Based statsbro

Nz really misses guppy

>>74326835
love a good dick up my ass desu

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Post memes you created

1.Punter lookalike meme (and other lookalikes)
2.Could me and 10 random cabdrivers beat x?
3.What's the /gong/ of x country
4.Is Cuckbourne doomed? (insert leftist protest video)
5.Would KrazyKunt rape this woman? (insert slag with big tits)
6./cric/ XI,Handsome XI,Ugly XI and Boipussy XI
7. Is _____ /cric/ approved?

>>74326970
all me

*provides you with sunscreen*

>>74326847
STATSJESUS HAVE MERCY

I like cricket

is delray rawlins elite?

>>74327065
I enjoy watch and playing cricket

Fucking MISSING

Truthie: Kane is shit at using reviews

>>74327195

Big truthie

Fucking normies at work

Is CrushedChurch the most dangerous place to live in NZ?

>>74327379

Na
There are literally earthquakes everywhere, and the fire was just unfortunate

Anyone on /cric/ gonna watch the IPLeL or did we learn our lesson from the recent match fixing allegations that came out of the PSL?

How many runs do NZ win by?

Love the imperial Japanese flag look the field has going on desu

anybody in chelmsford want to cross masturbate?

>>74327746

Sure be there in a mo

>>74327379
No taupo, bay of plenty and Auckland are
They are all sitting on or near volcanoes due to blow their tops

>>74327492
kys weeb

>>74327746
Bit out of town for you, Stuart?

Really disliking Tahir

>>74327923
Do you find his celebrations a bit excessive?

>>74327945

Yes

Collapse incoming 2bh

>watching jamodis
full pleb

>he should have swallowed that
What did he mean by this?

Need wiggets

>>74322361
tune brutha

>whitewash pakistan at home where they have never won a series after losing horribly to a good side
>"Steven Smith inspired Australia's turnaround"
based cricinfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIHdMOPwKzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpB3bAGrI0

>>74329212
it's weird that the media keeps going back to his presser after the hobart debacle as some kind of turning point for him

smith sounded as autistic as ever to me

think I just saw Reality Check lads.

the absolute state of this south african bowling attack

Stream lads?

>>74329818
It's literally free on prime

>>74329832

No tv just comp.

Was Neesham twerking?

>>74329868
Just search for cricket streams then

just got blue balled lads
another 5 hours until i can jack off

FUCK neesham

"all rounder"

TFW de Biggrannde is going to get 4 wickets and stay in the team

>>74330042
>>74330077
>>74330161

Fuck off samefag

>LE FUG LE BIG MAN XD XD

>criggit

>>74330196
>I rate poosham

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>grigget :DDDDD
Who is favored, SA or NZ?

The NZ feather is qt so I want them to win.

Broom?

>YEAR OF DE COCK

de grandhomme for you

>4 1 10 1
the GOD man

why are zimbabweans naturally better than everyone else?

Can someone pls post a pic of BANE Williamson with mast put on, Thanks!!

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>>74330353
south africa thanks to the superior black man

That guy with a home detention bracelet

>>74330535
I photoshopped one up last year, received zero (You)s for it and deleted it through a veil of tears.

>Hagley Park groundsmen call this ground pattern "the epicentre"

santa

>>74330635
Do it again I'll give you an (You) my bane.

>based fuccboi Santner

based westpac rescue chopper providing the distraction

those sorts of dismissals have got to be the most embarrassing

like, the bowler doesn't even hit the wickets

>tfw Santner will never wrap that mouth around your middling sized penis

POOTHEE

>>74330730
sometimes the bowler isn't going for the stumps

t. elite leggie

>>74330551

never seen the stumps get smashed that hard

hate my family lads might move to another state ama

>>74330551
>black man
that's African-African you racist cunt.

>de kock

de cuck

de neesh

Neesham will score more runs, take more catches and wickets than Williamson today.

de kek

Hoping for rain and DL to bail us out again

>>74330825
Considered murder suicide?

>>74330887
yeah ama

>>74330900
What's your favourite flavour of icecream?

>>74330900

Would you rather fuck Boult's or Santner's mouth?

>>74330658
Kek

>batting de veilliers at 5
lmao

Need a breakthrough lads

>>74330912
Pistachio
>>74330919
Santner. I despise Boult

cmon lads let's make one more mistake

>>74331051
Pistachio is a nut. You idiot.

No wonder your family hates you

>>74331071
Pistachio is an ice cream flavour and that flavour is my favourite ama

>>74331081
I didn't know pistachio was an ice cream flavour
aMa

>le bump ball man

Ama

down

cow

Is Laura considered thicc?

the REPUBLIC of south africa!!!

Beautiful
Outstanding
Unbelievable
Lovely
Terrific

>de shitters

Ausfailian women 15/5 LOL

is this a sport??

Can't wait for the inevitable republic referendum lads

About to bite the bullet and sign up for the gym lads ama

>>74331293
just kys instead

>>74331240
thicc enough for me

>>74331293

Why haven't you bitten down on a gun barrel yet lad?

>Siff Afrukha

Just walked past some scaffolding that was going up lads

Guess the nationality of the workers

Lol here is comes. New Zealand is going to win the series 4-1. Easy.

baseball is back lads

>>74331325
>nationality
Kek nice spook

>>74331325
Based Philippinos

>>74331325
Lebanese.

they were all maori and talking loudly about the "awll blicks"

>>74331325
Maori's bruv

Once were warriors now we're scaffolders

>>74331350
Tongan?

>dropping that

>bolte in charge of ANYTHING

>>74331350
>>74331360
So Australians (second generation immigrants)

>just Tahir to come, he's not known for hitting it...
That's the end of that sentence smithy

Based Zealand dealing to Ausfailia and the saffas in ODIs. What's next for our high-flying cricketers?

>They gotta find the rope

Based Smithy, telling the South Africans to hang themselves.

>>74331385
day of the ropes in SA soon lad

weak and ugly /cric/ being taken over by handsome, intelligent, and muscular /mlb/

>>74331393
nice /nrl/ memes

>>74331385
kekarooney

>>74331397
Nice /s12/ memes

kek at these kiwi freshcunts that don't even know about maori scaffolders

Kek all these australian freshcunts who think we care

If you don't take drugs you're a pussy cunt

>>74331412
Maori is a race not a nationality la

Indians will win the World Series this year lads

wow we've actually lost

>He hasn't set all ausfailian flags to ignore in 4chan-x

Really activates the almonds.

SA gonna win.

>>74331430
What would you know about winning?

>>74331426
cubs back to back tbqh

>we are going to choke
The best episode

just fucking kill the black caps

>can't catch
>can't bowl at the stumps

why does he even play?

New Zealand Death Bowling.

>"the perfect yorker!"
>misses the stumps

>>74331440
unlikely tbqh

why doesn't kane bowl himself? he's the only one who can prevent the choke

>>74331451
This meme is the one that passes me off the most from the commentary

BRILLIANT LAD
BRILLIANT LAD

OUTSTANDING

>>74331458
and if he was bowling he wouldn't have been there to misfield and lose the game

desperately need a wicket

kek

KEK

>It's a Southee loses the game for NZ with his death bowling episode

Love these ones tbqh.

>>74331466
desperately need a girlfriend

desperately have a gf

>flashing random white lights on the sighting board
Cunt stop

>tfw can't upload reaction images to this disaster

>>74331492
genuinely livid

>>74331475
>implying trent boult didn't lose it by dropping that easy catch

>>74331475
>>74331504
>New Zealand's greatest ever new ball partnership

>boult wont get dropped because he just got bought for 1 mill by dumb indians
>southee wont be dropped because hes the senior bowler

>le fug le boult

KEK BTFO

>darren "pick up the ball on the 3rd attempt" brownlee

jubilant kane williamson.jpg

Shit gets wickets

Based
Omnipotent
Ultimate
Luxurious
Talisman

Literally world #1 ODI side lads.

THE MAN WITH THE MOUTH THE SIZE OF A FIFTY CENT PIECE CMON

POST YOUR FACE WHEN TRENT WON THE GAME FOR NEW ZEALAND

>>74331513
2-0

>full toss at the stumps
complete meme wicket

Watch southee fuck it all up

>getting bowled by a thigh-high full toss

>based Tiny-bitch-mouth

WHEN IT'S REALLY MATTERED

was this result ever even in doubt lads?

4-1 series win to the kiwis confirmed

>>74331513

>Last two overs are absolutely elite-tier death bowling

The state of YOU

Fat black cunt is out of gas and doesn't want to run

>>74331530
against Australia A and they STILL weren't won conclusively

thank god we didnt choke lads

>>74331513
>(You)

>>74331549
I genuinely feel sorry for you if this is what qualifies as "elite-tier" bowling in Poo Peeland

Muscular

>>74331558
>not even playing
>still upset

>>74331557
>get a mediocre player out after getting smashed around the park
>LE YOU ARE LE WRONG

He really wants that * next to his score!

WAYOOOOOOOOO

>>74331565
>not even playing
>still upset
Literally following NZ, waiting for their losses.

>>74331551
A wins a win lad. Aussies of all people should understand that

Just got off the fax machine with Mook.

4chan is being shut down lads. Rip.

Now the teams run to the exits and speed to the airport so they don't get burnt to death in that hellhole

Nice, only a couple of hours to see the Aussie B team get swept as well.

>>74331579
onwards to 5chan

Poopeelia BTFO
Seth Efrekuh BTFO
What a summer to be alive lads.

>>74331579
Good.

>>74331578
not really, I don't get excited when Australia beat irrelevant sides like Zimbabwe, Afghanistan or New Zealand

>>74331594
>not even playing
>still upset

>>74331579
>fax machine
Really though, do these still get usage?

Tight bumhole stuff

TnT are often shit and choke when they should be clutch but today was 2 glorious overs of death yorkers deep inside the anuses of the saffas. Feels dynamite.

>>74331601

Panel beaters and auto mechanics are singlehandedly keeping fax machines alive

>>74331603
Based statsy

>>74331609
>tight bumhole
>statsgay
Yeah nah.

>upload failed

Australia's getting added to Civ lads

They're using Curtin instead of Menzies though which is a mistake

>>74331601
Yes I use one once a week to contact businesses run by old farts

This Aus-India test series is gonna suck.

Obviously don't want Auscunts to win but Indians are so damn annoying thinking they're the best ever after their billionth home series in a row.

>>74331645
proxy off daniel

>>74331645
Truthbomb

I prefer Australia losing in Pakistan, England or even Sri Lanka

Doesn't look like I'm making the finals lads, cricket season is almost over

>>74331671
and in New Zealand

>>74331676
Australia hasn't lost a test series in New Zealand in my lifetime so I wouldn't know

>>74331636
>instead of Menzies
>le sit in a hammock for 30 years and do nothing man
>only reason his 'career' is even significant is because Doc Evatt sperged out
'no'

big strong muscular Zealandia on thriving marine ecology watch

>>74331683
Sad thing is, that's your life's greatest achievement.

>>74331686
Literally the most relevant Australian politician whether you like it or not

Go back to jerking off to Whitlam

>best in the world at short format cricket
>living on the hottest new continent
Bring a NZer is pretty fucking amazing lads.

>>74331701
he isnt even the most relevant politician in YOUR post

even fucking Chifley was more relevant

>>74331636

Wonder whether some people with spazz out at it not being an Abbo civilisation.

>>74331698
What's yours, watching New Zealand win a single test against Australia in fucking Hobart? Making it to the World Cup final only to be finished by the third ball of the game? Getting walloped by Adam Voges at home? Just beating Sri Lanka at home? Watching Taylor, Kane and Latham stadpad against Zimbabwe?

>>74331722
If they were going to add Australia that would have unironically been the best route.

>>74331724
Lmao, my life's greatest achievement isn't related to watching sport, no.

>>74331734
I suppose as a kiwi it's hard to have a sporting achievement to look up to

>>74331753
Three RWC is all that matters 2bh. But again, my life achievements are not related to watching sport on TV lol.

>NZ win the cricket
>Ausfailia mad as fuck
Every fucking time lmao

activated fux spurts to watch the cricket on lads

>>74331722

only if people like you make them think of it, they are too dumb to figure it out themsleves

>>74331765
>rugby
sorry I though we were talking about relevant sports

>>74331786
two week trial?

>>74331801
Again, to reiterate, my life achievements are not related to watching other men play sport.

Really don't feel like posting without images

>>74331944
torture to be honest

Rugby.

Warner<Dravid
Renshaw<Vijay
Smith>Poojar
Shartsh<GODli
HandSCUM<Rahane
Darsh<AshWIN
.>Wade<Saha
SOK<Jadeja
Starc>Average Yadav
Lyon<Big Yadav
Hazlewood=Ishant

This is going to be fun

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we back boys

oficially a Swedish citizen again lads. can feel my skin getting darker already

>female commentators

This thread is emptier than the stadium

*fills up thread*

>>74332189
is this, dare I say it, the greatest achievement in your life thus far?

>>74332208
Lad can you post your West Indian >>74332147
7 foot guy again? He made me laugh

>Finch memeing up in a dead rubber

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74332256
Good work ben. Well done. Pat on the back.

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>>74332217

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry abut

Australia wins 3-0 in India and takes back the #1 ranking

>>74332282
NZ to win 4-1 and take #1 spot

>>74332282
>he expects something from this squad

more like australia loses 0-4, Ashwin/Jadeja get 60 wickets and kohli gets 600 runs. indian tours are so fucking predictable

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>>74332259
>hes still using the trip

FUTURECUNT HERE,
I CANNOT BELIEVE WE FUCKING LOST AGAIN THIS CUNTRY IS DEPLORABLE

>>74332308
Well spotted ben, pat on the back

Are Aus choking again?

Wonder which SL batsman will be able to hit the winning runs off the last ball half-volley this game.

>>74332337
nice gimmick its pretty cool

>>74332338
Games over u bonger we lost by 5 wickets

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>"test" ""cricket""

>>74332213
no my greatest achievement was the time I face fucked your mum so hard she was farting cum for a week

>>74332338
Our bowling in the death in the last two games makes me believe match fixing is alive and very very very well

>>74332403
haha jokes on you my mum has no face she was hit by a bus this time last year

>>74332413
that's why it's so impressive

>zampa

All you can drink for $4 per half hour

Lads

>>74332443
I want your mothers boobs and I will fuck your mothet please send her

They don't speak English?

>>74332140
Rahul Dravid retired you casual , he's KL Rahul.

>>74331645
>still butthurt over 4-0 thrashing
Grwo up Junaid.

Inshallah Australia will win

chest x-ray came back normal but apparently they miss like 30% of lung cancers so idk

just played a game of tennis lads

I think I'm pretty good at this sport

>>74333124
surely after this many tests you have to come to terms with the fact that you do NOT have cancer

>>74333188
i still feel ill tho

love this tune lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZIFmApDADs

>>74333296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6jk5Q90DA

>>74333124
unironically kys

you are a burden on the medical system and society as a whole

>>74333415
most of the tests have been done privately desu as couldnt get doctors to refer me on nhs

>>74333366
they have a really perfect sound

like all of your favourite bands merged into one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJaL3nWzUYY

#artwave
#testcricketinmusicform

>>74333461
yeah I'm a big fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks

>>74333589
love this vid

I think the time is right for that's what she said jokes to make a comeback

>>74333816
be the change you want to see in the world anon

>>74333822
Don't ever use the word anon again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB9ZDFUtteE

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any ideas on who this man is?

>>74334371
i think it may be donald trump

>>74334155
KEK

The literal state of /cric/
This post just confirms that it has become a /b/ tier thread

>>74334389
..the guy on the left...


...srsly who is he....

>>74334517
>south africa

>>74334576
pretty sure trump's on the right and not the left

friendly reminder my knowledge is literally unparalleled

friendly reminder i can recite any test series score from about 2001 onwards to present day onwards off hand, and from about mid 80s thanks to internet research since then

friendly reminder i have a mental montage of literally 50,000 test match dismissals

i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>>74334692
10-14 years ago I could remember every stat of batsmen and bowler. I used to keep all of them in a notebook and used to update them after every match seeing the state on the tv. I was an austistic teenager.

just woke up lads

One of you aussies is shitting up /hoc/, come get him out of there.
thank you.

>>74334776
Are you in your 30's friend?

>>74336043
Evening.
Coming in to watch your sport, boys. Dad said that the India test was in American TV, can anyone confirm this?

NASA found three planets capable of supporting life lads

>out with """friends""" all day today
>working all weekend
>back to uni on Monday

Fucking hell lads I just want to watch some test G
griget

>>74341198
Willow carries it apparently

>>74341334

So there's hope of you finding a missus yet.

>>74341377
Import one la
https://www.latinamericancupid.com