/cric/

Perth.

>>74286280
First for horse porn.

Just put a tenner on Srilanka

Imagine unironically living in Canberra

What is /cric/s opinion of the director David Fincher?

"Thunderstorm Asthma"

>>74286304
Very very good cinematography

>>74286304
Zodiac is GOAT.

reckon lanka will win this if the manage to score 174 runs

>>74286303
Literally can not imagine anyone doing this desu

>>74286316
pretty good for a German lad.

>>74286316
I dunno

>>74286303
Yeah wow how will all those highly educated, highly paid public employees live with their generous benefits and great career prospects.

the green from the stevia coke really clashes with the red can desu. what were they thinking?

Time for Sunday afternoon fap lads. Who should I fap to?

>>74286348
Trannies

>>74286355
Literally to Jessie Flores yesterday. Recommend someone else.

>>74286348
ur mum

>>74286364
don't have nudes.

>>74286348
kendra sunderland

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>>74286390
On it.

prostate stimmed too hard and now my asshole's bleeding fml

>>74286500
Based goosey

>>74286488
doesn't sound like anything out of the usual mate

>turn on tv
>See skilled stadium
>It's not gayfl
What is this sorcery?

>>74286514
How old are you? What is your socio-economic status?

>>74286488
Are you completely oblivious to how the rest of the world views Australians or something mate?

You guys being associated with rudeness is nothing out of the ordinary

>>74286526
When did reddit get here lads?

>>74286531
I'm not talking to you. Go back to oppressing the local populous.

>>74286488
I don't think i got any of my mates presents at their 21sts. I shouted them drinks at the pub afterwards though

>>74286537
How old are you? What is your socio-economic status?

>>74286536
>twenty20
>not funposting
You're already reddit m8

>>74286488
>21st
why is that a big deal in australia anyway?

>>74286531
I fucking hate Australians.

>>74286548
Used to be the age of majority

>>74286551
t. Dimitrios Wogopoulos

>>74286548
its when u can drink legally

>>74286563
fuck off amerifat

>>74286543
28. masters educated with a safe gov job making 75k a year and no denbts.

>>74286584
Hmm

>>74286589
?

>>74286584
>75k a year
after taxes?

>>74286593
It's just that your experience doesn't fit my narrative

>>74286536
:(

>>74286551
It is actually the only problem with Australia, would much prefer if it were New Zealanders there instead, but oh well, can't have it all

>>74286598
before la

>>74286584
>no debts
>not taking as much debt as possible and servicing it while acquiring assets while the interest rates are laughably low
It's like you don't even want to be rich by 40

>>74286605
how much after taxes ?

New Saltbae vid is out lads

Has anyone notices how the subhuman pretends that Ivan's gimmick hasn't gotten under his skin, but he immidiately started praising New Zealand and decrying Australia after it began?

>>74286612
i'm not an accountant m8
>>74286600
I am cheap 2bh
>>74286607
not enough cash to make a deposit to fall for the home ownership meme m8

>>74286619
Back to facebook

>>74286624
>i'm not an accountant m8
don't be embarrassed, tell us lol.

>>74286623
Fuck off, don't lump him in with us, we don't want him either

>>74286612
Madachode. Kholi is a fuckwit and will average 30 over this test series.

>>74286642
kek lad

>>74286630
about 60k i think

>>74286624
>home ownership
You live in a rented property to maximize the tax benefit, preferably a relative/parents property and rent out your own so you can claim back tax deductions on the financing costs/depreciation/upkeep of your investment property.

And a deposit isn't that hard to get, you start small with an apartment/townhouse then move on to larger things once the thing appreciates enough.
Sell then use the proceeds to pay a deposit for the next property.

Welcome to the having 5 houses by 40 meme.

>>74286652
only 20% tax ? That's strange.

>>74286653
>2017
>falling for the investment property meme

I REALLY hope you're in Adelaide

>>74286642
Ashwin can suck our fat aussie cocks. From what I've heard the pitches are actually decent with limited turn.

most livable countries in the world:
Australia #1
Pakistan number #2
.
.
.
.
Bangladesh #77
India #78

>6,6,6
THE CITY OF AUSTRALIA

I don't have a big dick but I do have a fit body and a strong jaw

>>74286666
>6666
>t. Abdul
Pottery

>>74286584
>with a safe gov job making 75k a year
APS5 at 28 is pretty shite m8

>>74286667
Australia is a country, not a city lad

>>74286661
>Investment property meme
Keep thinking that. More for me
>tfw you'll be renting and paying me rent instead of owning your own home because you're dumb
>tfw you'll help me reduce my taxable income so you literally get free money that the government otherwise swallows to pay some old fuck's pension/healthcare.

>>74286667
common oxymoron:

>best cities in India

JUST

FUCKING AUSTRALIA MATE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

top fucking kek

this cant be happening

how can white people even compete?

>fatlinga

Daily reminder that all faggots that wear faggy chains are wasters

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I had a post saying "Based Tye" on cool down but I don't think I'll use it lads

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STOP HIM

>AUSFAILIA

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Hahahahahahahahahajaha

>ausfailia

SUEPR OVER?????

kek I guess

TYE MVP FOR SRI LANKA

Fucking Ausfalia hahahahahah

a pity full performance.

>the absolute state of >our second stringers

That is truly some of the shittest death bowling I've ever seen
>need to restrict runs
>DUDE JUST BOWL A HALF VOLLEY OUTSIDE OFF STUMP LMAO

To the pee poos celebrating this unironically
Nobody gives a shit about t20.

>>74286715
Tye is fucking CRYING, top fucking Kek.

asela gunaratne has scored more than half of his career t20i runs in this match

>IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN

>>74286723
KEK
E
K

Might paint myself brown

>6-6-6-6-1-4
I wonder who's fault it is

>Just ashley & martin my shit up

>>74286734
By coating yourself in faecal matter I presume?

Who cared about this series more?

Sri Lanka or Australia?

Look at the squads. Our selectors were taking the piss.

>>74286723
this, who gives a fuck about meme cricket. australia doesn't, we fielded a c-grade team for a reason

>>74286751
Look at the dejected face of Aaron finch the losing captain.

>>74286756
He knows he's never going to play again. The fat fuck's """career""" is officially over

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>>74286723
KEK

>Australia

haha

Anyone else at work? Might be too busy to post until the next home series for Australia.

>>74286790
RARE FLAG
A
R
E

F
L
A
G

>>74286790
>had to run 7km to buy 3 rupees worth of airtime to come shit post after a sl win

>>74286810
>this flag
>this post

>>74286800
Fucking freshcunt. He even posted last game.

>>74286817
>last game
Who cares it's rare in this thread.

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I HURT MYSELF. TODAY.

>Didn't bother watching meme whack
>See the news reporting Sri Lanka made a comeback and won on the last ball
>Thought I was time travelling

>>74286817
.t Ganapoosana Srisinganapagnasm

>>74286832
You get hit for 29 runs i the last over

>>74286832
You are not interesting enough and/or have no personality.

>>74286810
>
>>74286203

>>74286827

That's a Tamil name m8. Try again.

Watching the latest Midsomer Murders ama

>>74286843
I was talking to my European and Asian friends, not subhuman coloureds.

>>74286861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJfovpprxA

>>74286872
Jokes on you, you have no friends, loser

>>74286861
>After she was removed, emergency services declared the home unfit for habitation because of the human waste found around the chair Ms Foster was stuck.

>americans confirmed for not knowing how to poo in loo
I see why this is a preferred immigration destination for pajeets.

im unironically hurting over that series loss. I thought the BBL XI was actually world class. Goodnight

>>74286898
I consider many of the posters here to be my friend. You are not one of them though.

>>74286859
Who did it?

>>74286929
The vicar.

>>74286929
Dunno yet, I'll keep you updated.

why arent australians ready for superfast broadband?

Subhuman colored why are you skipping brisbane m8? More poo peelanders here than in auckland.

>>74286973
He has a crush on neo ams

>>74286832
I read something the other day about the glut of single women 35+ who have high standards, but can't find a bf because the "top" ones are all gone by then.

>getting killed by a bowling machine

top kek. These fucking writers

Second murder just happened lads

The pieces are falling into place

I am literally and unironically allergic to exercise lads

making fried chicken for dinner tonight

Tipping the widow to be the murderer

>>74287283
Turns out the femdom mistress was the wife of the pub owner

who was it? I don't have a tv

>>74287512
Still getting there.

>>74287389
I've abandoned this idea. I feel that it could instead be the cafe owner

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>>74286294

it's the gardener

>>74287601
It isn't, it's the cafe owner

I tipped correctly

The cafe owner is about to kill herself lads

fuck the city and the ira

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>>74287650
She's going to do it lads

>>74287682
picture of Jesus in the corner lad?

>>74287726
Yeah ama

Just woke up

>>74286898
why do you come here? you never speak about cricket.

>>74288671
same

reckon nearly fissuring my asshole last night was the best thing I've done in a while. I've already done 3 decent sized shits today and I've lost at least a kilo. It hurts a bit but definitely worth it

just took a big south africa ama lads

>>74286800
FRESH

Reminder this WILL be Marsh's breakout series
Reminder he WILL average an elite 17 with the ball and a muscular 64.75 with the bat

>>74299535
You just took a best cricketing nation in the southern hemisphere? You must have a gigantic asshole.

>>74300379
>suicide humor

IPL auctions lads
Stokes went for 2.82 million AUD

The Killer went unsold as did Hales, Ross Taylor and Guptill.
Kolkata kept Andre Russel for whatever reason even though he's banned.

>crore
>lakh
India is so fucking retarded

>>74302584
Can't stand countries with meme currency systems

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Wew

Broke Fatshit's record

I fucking hate my postman. I have to park my car next to the letter box and the cunt reckons there's not enough space for him to get to it (there is) so he always puts my letters on the windscreen. It was raining the other day and the asshole still couldn't be fucked walking over to get to the letter box and he left a letter from the fucking ATO out. It's fucking soaked now and I can't read a thing.

I really really hope it wasn't something important lads

>>74302786
Why would you pay so much for le 6 6 6 6 man

>criggit

Just remembered that fucking Cameron Bancroft got selected as the fucking wicket keeper for a fucking T20I last year lads

>>74302786
kek it's all just a marketing strategy. The owners don't care about shit, they just want the big names.

>>74303039
be one of those autists who gets a security camera and then send the footage to a current affair when he does it again

>drop Starc
>pay a ridiculous amount for Taman Mills instead
Kek?

>>74303393
glass tables are a meme

Shahzad will go for 10+ crore cap this poost

>Western Australian goes on road rampage south of Perth, killing middle-aged lady in generic Hyundai
based gatecunt

i don't understand how this auction works. who gets the money?

>>74304547
BCCI

>>74304552
okay and what happens to the unsold players? can the sign for a team for free?

>Gatecunt
>Bikecunt
>turknjaydee
>WABA
>angry iggle

Has any state contributed a more pathetic group of posters to au/sp/?

afridi retired from international cricket lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTrMrKIqTPI

>>74304738
About time

>>74304738
I had a chicken alfridi the other night.

Enjoying this auction more than any ipl match desu

>fartstralia

Sometimes I feel self conscious about my penis

>>74304873
still on about that hooker mate?

Eoin Morgan (Base price INR 2 crores) - Sold to Kings XI Punjab for INR 2 crores

Pawan Negi (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Royal Challengers Bangalore for INR 1 crore

Angelo Mathews (Base price INR 2 crores) - Sold to Delhi Daredevils for INR 2 crores

Ben Stokes (Base price INR 2 crores) - Sold to Rising Pune Supergiants for INR 14.5 crores

Corey Anderson (Base price INR 1 crore) - Sold to Delhi Daredevils for INR 1 crore

Nicholas Pooran (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Mumbai Indians for INR 30 lakhs

Kagiso Rabada (Base price INR 1 crore) - Sold to Delhi Daredevils for INR 5 crores

Trent Boult (Base price INR 1.5 crores) - Sold to Kolkata Knight Riders for INR 5 crores

Tymal Mills (Base price INR 50 lakhs) - Sold to Royal Challengers Bangalore for INR 12 crores

Pat Cummins (Base price INR 2 crores) - Sold to Delhi Daredevils for INR 4.5 crores

Mitchell Johnson (Base price INR 2 crores) - Sold to Mumbai Indians for INR 2 crores

Ankit Bawne (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Delhi Daredevils for INR 10 lakhs

Tanmay Agarwal (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Sunrisers Hyderabad for INR 10 lakhs

Mohammad Nabi (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Sunrisers Hyderabad for 30 lakhs

K Gowtham (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Mumbai Indians for INR 2 crores

Rahul Tewatia (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Kings XI Punjab for 25 lakhs

Aditya Tare (Base price INR 20 lakhs) - Sold to Delhi Daredevils for INR 25 lakhs

Eklavya Dwivedi (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Sunrisers Hyderabad for INR 75 lakhs

Aniket Choudhary (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Royal Challengers Bangalore for INR 2 crores

T Natarajan (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Kings XI Punjab for INR 3 crores

Nathu Singh (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Gujarat Lions for 50 lakhs

Basil Thampi (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Gujarat Lions for INR 85 lakhs

M Ashwin (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Delhi Daredevils for INR 1 crore

Tejas Baroka (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Gujarat Lions for 10 lakhs

Rashid Khan (Base price INR 50 lakhs) - Sold to Sunrisers Hyderabad for 4 crores

Pravin Tambe (Base price INR 10 lakhs) - Sold to Sunrisers Hyderabad for INR 10 lakhs

Chris Woakes (Base price INR 2 crores) - Sold to Kolkata Knight Riders for INR 4.2 crores

Karn Sharma (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Mumbai Indians for INR 3.2 crores

Rishi Dhawan (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Kolkata Knight Riders for INR 55 lakhs

Matt Henry (Base price INR 50 lakhs) - Sold to Kings XI Punjab for 50 lakhs

Jaydev Unadkat (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Rising Pune Supergiants for INR 30 lakhs

Varun Aaron (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Kings XI Punjab for INR 2.8 crores

Manpreet Gony (Base price INR 30 lakhs) - Sold to Gujarat Lions for 60 lakhs

>cummins hasn't played a shield match since 2011 or some shit
>happy for him to play in the IPL
what the actual fuck

>>74304651
I don't really follow it but from memory there's a second round where the players can lower their minimum

>The main bidding is done though, with some wins especially for Englishmen in this year’s auction. Ben Stokes and Tymal Mills are now millionaires,
wait, so the players get the money?

>>74304986
Yeah

>>74304994
then why did >>74304552 lie to me?

>>74304986
minus what I assume would be a pretty hefty whack from their agent and then taxes, yeah

>>74304996
Ankush is stupid

>>74304996
The leaf is tricksey.

Literally w h y does Guptill insist on listing himself at a ridiculous price every year? He never gets bought, but he'd be an automatic purchase at a proper price.

This happens every fucking year

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>>74305023
Laura has expensive tastes.

>>74305023
He's never shown himself to be even somewhat decent in asian conditions, utter homebabbie

>>74305029
Well now she's getting nothing

>>74305067
I remember him memeing it up in the T20 World Cup

T20 pitches are flat as fuck anyway, there isn't much difference when playing in Asia

indians love them pure gingers

finally unbanned

>>74304674
you forgot biggle and blank trip m8

>>74304931
>cummins 4.5
>Johnson 2

Did they even watch the bbl or any of the recent ODI's? Cummins gets BTFO far too often. Its still not as bad as Mills and boults prices though

>>74305147
wtf is the keeper doing. His hands should be getting ready to catch it, not facing inwards

>>74305157
even if they were going off hype you'd think Bitchwide would have gotten more

IPL auctions are always odd

>>74305162
he knows nothing is getting past the obesitygoose

>>74305157
/cric/ as a community would win the IPL if we had control of the a franchise desu
hell, even RC might win, the IPL auctions are always full of dumb selections and prices

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I look forward to the new ads

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>>74305167
>Even RC might win

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>>74305173

>>74305178
gooseys a LH lanklet though and would never high 5 right handed

>>74305167
The problem with the auctions is the cap on foreign players

>>74305209
with regards to local prices, yeah
internationals still go for stupid prices

>>74305196
I started off making an obese manlet that bowls at 160 kph, the goosey idea only came when I saw the KFC logos

>>74305256
ok this is fucking just gay kys

>>74305260
Daniel

>>74305256
don't even know who 3 and 4 are, but 4 SHOULD be goosey and 3 poovan

>>74305265
Hey danny

>>74305260
>fucking just gay

did you have a stroke?
are you too mad to type properly?

Jemus crepes

based Daniel

>>74305266
3 is saxon, which is ivan's new gimmick
4 is some loser that spouted /pol/ shit but got doxxed

U R DANYEL HURR

>>74305279
Daniel

Lads

SHUT the FUCK up

Wait so neither Ish Saudi or Imran Tahir were bought?

Really shows how little the Indians think of the big trash league

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Love the bantz

>>74305279
>>74305340
>>74305349

Lad

SHUT the FUCK up

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Rain drop

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Drop top

Public Servants ? This nonsense just had to stop. They are the best renumerated workers in Australia especially when looking at what they receive on an hourly rate - sick leave (with and without medical certificates), long service leave, maternity and parenting leave, 4 weeks paid annual leave, SARAS, ADOs, RDOs, overtime, travel allowances, meal allowances, mileage allowance, many have Govt cars which they drive to work etc etc. Who pays - tax payers. A joke on all of us !

>>74305256
need more walkcunt oc comics

>>74305423
>tfw a public servant
>tfw you watch the low level shitkickers jut sit around on youtube all day and never do work
>tfw you get to watch your own taxes being wasted

strange feeling 2bh

>>74305423
>4 weeks paid annual leave
don't know about australia, but here that's the legal minimum every employee is entitled to

Really shocked that Tahir and Roy did not get picked, instead some nobodies from Afghanistan got crores. Really stupid from the franchises

>>74305431
yeah im a federal public servant as well

just reading all the absolutely seething Daily Meme comments

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this one REALLY triggered morgo lads

>>74305441
NSW public servant here, suck my fat 2.5% increase in wage per year cock KK

>>74305435
yeah its the legal requirement here as well

I think maybe what he was getting at was flex leave which the private sector hates about >us.

put simply, i am contracted to work 37.5 hours a week. If I work more, say 42.5 hours in a week (travelling counts as flex) then I get 5 hours of leave which I can take at any time.

>>74305423
My parents get free laptop, phone and iPads. Also, don't forget business class flights.

>>74305451
>NSW public servant
KEK

So what, you're a train driver?

>Martin Guptill to Punjab.
>Jason Roy to Gujarat.
>Saurabh Tiwary back to Mumbai
>Chris Jordan to Hyderabad.
>Nathan Coulter-Nile to play for Kolkata.

>>74305454
Only SES gets business class flights. Your parents must be pretty high up the pyramid

>>74305456
professional autist m8

>>74305460
Actually, yeah only my dad gets business.

>>74305452
>i am contracted to work 37.5 hours a week. If I work more, say 42.5 hours in a week (travelling counts as flex) then I get 5 hours of leave which I can take at any time.
sounds pretty reasonable. how is overtime dealt with in the private sector?

>taxation office employees mad as fuck that they might be forced to work 9 minutes extra a day

>>74305349
Not surprised about Tahir given his country of origin. Remember how Khawaja went unsold last year despite dominating the Big Bash?

You've got to remember it's the Indian Premier League we're talking about here

>Praveen Dubey to Bangalore
>Navdeep Saini to Delhi
>Hyderabad get Ben Laughlin
>Bangalore get Billy Stanlake
>Mohammed Siraj to Hyderabad
>Asela Gunarathna to Mumbai

>>74305471
>how is overtime dealt with in the private sector
never worked in private corporate so I dont speak with any authority but mostly it isnt. most people just work more hours than they are paid for

i think statistically most people give their employers about 15% of their hours >for free

>>74305256
1 through 3 are incorrectly ordered

>>74305471
you get more $$$

>>74305457
I think there's still doubts over NCN's fitness so he lucked out there

>>74305471
depends on how your employed. If your on a salary, generally no overtime, if your paid by the hour as say a hospitality worker you should get paid overtime as well as double time on sundays and public holiadys

>>74305481
aren't there some legal regulations dealing with overtime? or is it that most employees don't want to take their employers to court over overtime?


>>74305485
then why would people get butthurt over the way overtime is dealt with in the public sector?

if I work overtime generally my employer will pay for dinner at a niceish restaurant

I've heard talk that a some of the law firms give out cocaine to employees in exchange for them working longer hours but I don't think it's as widespread as it was made out

>Chirag Suri, a young batsman from the United Arab Emirates, has been picked up by Gujarat Lions.

>>74305498
You can't be forced to work outside your core hours in the public sector, private sector its expected that you do more for the business ie do it for free

>>74305502
Good to hear Tbh

Surprised at the lack of Irish players though. I could see Joyce or O'Brian making a side

>>74305498
>aren't there some legal regulations dealing with overtime
technically yes, impossible to enforce though

>then why would people get butthurt over the way overtime is dealt with in the public sector?
It's not just overtime. >We also get 15.4% superannuation (private sector gets 9.6%)
And >we also get 23 days annual leave where everyone else gets 20 days (thats business days so 20 days = 4 weeks).

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Why did he leave?

>>74305167
Brad Hodge is an IPL coach and he said that he and the owner went to the auction, they had a plan of which players they wanted to buy and how much theyd spend on certain players.

Then at the actual auction the owner started bidding random amounts for players that they had not even discussed signing before hand and Hodge ended up with a bunch of players he didnt want and Aaron Finch.

>>74305559
are you implying he wanted Aaron Finch?

>>74305552
Couldn't handle the Manter.

Danny is a woman at heart.

>>74305595
yes I am. He explicitly said in the interview (with Howie) that Finch was the only player he wanted so that he could squeeze Finchys moobs

This upcoming election is going to ruin WA's recovery lads. Execute Brendon Grylls

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yuga-yamato-s-nipple-1e9ga78/answers/new.html
http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-kanami-okamoto-s-nipple-byv3wc1/answers/new.html

>37 years old
>Kissless virgin
>Have worked in the same Woolies store for 20 years
>20th anniversary came up recently
>the staff threw a 'party' for me
>I am the longest serving staff member other than a 70 year old man who has been there 30 years and a 55 year old woman who has been there 26 years
>they were the only ones who were happy for me
>the other staff kept making snide remarks
>my cake had a bunch of photographs of me when I was 17 and had my first staff picture
>when I cut the cake the store manager (who has worked there 10 years) laughed and said 'its like you finally got promoted to the bakery! 2 decades was worth it!'
>the cake had the words '20 years of memorites' written
>nobody cared about the typo
>other staff kept laughing because I have been there 20 years already
>tried to hit on a 22 year old part timer by saying 'I'll give you this picture of me' as I sliced the cake
>pretended to reach into my wallet to grab a 'nude pic'
>she didn't notice I was making a joke and just took her cake and walked off
>Live in a tiny cramped one bed apartment, with a tiny little kitchen area that always smells of grease because I eat the same thing every day
>breakfast bacon, lunch sausages with peppers, dinner baked potato with ground beef
>2 bars of chocolate a day
>skinnyfat
>stupid
>ugly
>closest I have come to sex is when a woman I work with (the aforementioned 55 year old) kissed me at the christmas party in 2001
>still masturbate thinking about it even though she tells me she regrets it at least once a month even now

at least I live alone

>>74305616
how does that affect you at all? You'll go from being unemployed to... unemployed?

>>74305634
based fucking goosey

>>74305655
I'm not going to be hit too hard by it, but the working and most of the middle class sure as fuck will

*dabs very hard*

is /cric/ the worst general on /sp/?

>>74305710
winter /cric/ is pretty comfy

no footy code fags

>>74305718
truthie

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memes lads

>>74305634
whats your batting average lad?

they should better put Don Bradman on the new $100 note when they reissue them

>>74305820
Howard would have done it without a second thought Tbh

>>74305820
>not revaluing the $100 note to $99.94

>>74305634
Why is Glenn Memewell part of the Australian touring squad? What exactly is he bringing to the table in that squad?

>>74305833
>not including his games against America in the average

>>74305837
pie chucking

>>74305837
fielding

>>74305955
he's shit at fielding barring a few meme catches

>>74305995
what an objectively wrong opinion

>>74306046
watch him closely next time he plays. He used to be good, but he's fucking lazy now. I've also lost count of the amount of times he's decided not to field the ball and instead stand still appealing for nothing while the batsmen get a free run

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>poos giving away like 5% of their gdp to already rich strayans and englishmen

You can't make this shit up.

>>74306094
don't forget
>literally funding ISIS terrorists masquerading as Afghan and UAE players

>>74305634
The future must be a wonderful place if even rural South Australians have access to time machinea

Ben Stokes, the England all-rounder, has become the highest paid overseas cricketer in the 10-year history of the Indian Premier League after securing a £1.7m contract during Monday’s auction.

The deal for Stokes, meanwhile, is the second highest IPL auction sale after Yuvraj Singh earned £1.9m two years ago. It is also roughly twice the amount the Durham all-rounder earns from his international central contract and now sees him become the highest-earning England cricketer of all time overall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGbMQ2efZPU

Kevin Pietersen and Andrew Flintoff, who secured £1.2m IPL deals in 2009, are the only English cricketers to have previously drawn such eye-watering numbers.

The IPL auction, in which the eight franchises topped up their squads for the seven-week tournament that begins on 5 April, saw four other England players earn contracts too, with Chris Woakes signing for Kolkata Knightriders for £500,000, the one-day captain Eoin Morgan joining Kings XI Punjab for £240,000, Jason Roy picked up by Gujarat Lions for £120,000 and Chris Jordan earning £60,000 at the defending champions Sunrisers Hyderabad.

These six will join their international team-mates Jos Buttler and Sam Billings, who already have deals from last year at Mumbai Indians and Delhi Daredevils. Alex Hales and Jonny Bairstow, the two other England players to enter the auction, went unsold.

>>74306130
He's a fine player, but that's a lot of fucking money for a few months of cricket

My mate is Ben Stokes' cousin ama

>>74306146
>Alex Hales and Jonny Bairstow, the two other England players to enter the auction, went unsold
both surprised me Tbh

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18 years OLD

>>74306154
>being friends with peelanders

>>74306160
i don't rate Jonny Bairstow at all desu
bit surprised about Hales but i guess not many people over there have heard of him

>>74306103
But won't let pakis play. Poo logic.

some pom said his mate kicked Stokes in the face a week or so back which I thought was funny

>>74306161
Just like the poor little refugees that are fleeing to Europe.

>>74306094
.001% of our GDP is your GDP

>>74306201
>1.2 billion poos
>22 million sri lankans

hmm really makes you think.

desu most of the pakis/indians i went to school with had beards by the age of 12

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Goosey is officially the captain of /gong/ on DBC lads

>>74306244
>implying the implications

>>74306244
you guys literally survives on bcci money. I remember the the time india used to play other series with shit lanka because your board was poor as fuck and begged bcci for money. Be a little grateful you cunt.

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>>74306309
>shit lanka
>shit

Just woke up

Wednesday lads

>>74306679
rabada is fucking elite and I would love for him to black my gf if I had a gf

I genuinely think rabada can surpass donald and become the greatest african bowler of all time

also who remembers
>Ian Chappell gushed about Rabada's raw pace and talent, before saying "you'd have to ask all the batsmen in his village" to find out how he could have developed such speed.

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BROWNED

>>74306901
it's over 4-0 confirmed

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literally me lads.

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Normie memes

>>74307081
Literally Jimmy Neesham

>>74307548
why are you posting on 4chan at 6 o'clock in the morning ??

>>74307679
6am. How is this an unreasonable time to wake up? Normally I go running or meditate but I'm a tad crook this morning.

>>74307709
it's an unreasonable time to post on 4chan I guess

>>74307817
there's nothing wrong with posting on 4chan while drinking your morning coffee

>>74307709
>I'm a tad crook
New Zealand shouldn't be counted as part of the Anglosphere desu

>>74307817
What else do you do while sitting on the toilet?

*rescues*

I failed, but your support was appreciated.

>>74306679
Based KG

*hits six to win match*

*drops bat*

>>74306901
You JUST know

>the your bf tears your rectum and gives you an analysis fissure
The fucking worst lads

Weekly reminder that I could physically dismantle any nerd in this thread.

Scratching my gooch lads ama

>>74314733
based statsGOD