/bundes/ a.k.a. THE BUNDES

hello

Benfica - Dortmund 1:3
Paris - Barcelona 2:2

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>>74214999
Benfica 1 - 1 Dortmund
Paris 1 - 3 Barcelona

Benfica - Dortmund 2:1
Paris - Barcelona 1:2

>>74214999
Servus! Nice trips awesome job lad

Benfica - Dortmund 2-0
Paris - Barcelona 1-2

Tuchel will get sacked soon #fingerscrossed

Hello Bundesliga.

Redpill me on FC Erzgebirge Aue.

>>74215033
East German subhuman trash

>>74215033
they are alright i guess

>>74215034
>SEETHING

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood afternoon

>>74215050
triggered Ossi detected

>>74215025
>Tuchel will get sacked soon #fingerscrossed
And who's going to be his replacement? Frontzeck? Slomka? Luhukay?
Shareholders should stopped acting like spoiled kids and give Tuchel the time he nedds.

tuchel? more like schwuchtel amirite

>>74215072
wew

>>74215071
Felix Magath is what Dortcucks deserve

>>74215071
magath, moyes or keller

>>74215072
lamo tuchel btfo he will never recover from this

>>74215088
why would keller leave union for shitmund?

>>74215094
they will give im alot of shares i assume

>>74215055
>called others subhuman trash
>mad when he gets a reply

>>74215161
that is not real, right?

>>>/b/
>>>/int/
>>>/pol/

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Guys my cock is SO hard right now.

Anyway, Dortmund will lose today

>>74215152
Pottery

>>74215182
looks good senpai

>>74215152
again?
source?

>>74215152
even refugees are redpilled now

>>74215186
https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article162061763/Fluechtlingshelferin-in-NRW-erstochen-Mann-festgenommen.html

>>74215237
watch CL

>>74215237
Watching animu

>>74215237
your mom

>>74215152
>>74215197
just saw a pic of her
she was hot but one of those swarthy Germans that look like Italians

>>74215182
>404 - Ass not found

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>>74215000
Benfica 2 - Dirtmund 1
Paris 0 - Barca 4

So, who of you is gonna score today?

>>74214999
nice trips, OP. checked.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bundes!!

Will Joe Root be a good choice for captaincy?

>>74215663
should've gone with kp desu

hello

Goooood morning

>>74214999
>Benfica - Doofmund
2:3

>PSG - Barca
1:1

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>>74214999
ARE YOU READY MY FELLOW BAVARIAN UBERHUMANS

>>74215000
pretty much this

>>74216141
could you please use a filename like mirage for your next posts?

>>74216217
no

Why does anyone care about the Landrut pictures? Its not like their skinny body is any kind of attractive or something

baka

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>so anon I saw you left your computer open last night who is this "denmark" and why do you keep talking about her on that forum?

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>>74216733
she's my foot queen

excited for my first live bundes match experience next month desu

>BUNDASliga
Literally ass: the league.

>eating with your hands
gross

>>74216762
what match?

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>>74215000
hi

>>74214999
checked

>>74214999
>>74215000
no post on spuh for 47 seconds
huh

>>74215027
hello anon

>>74216623
Link to pictures pls
(for science ofc)

Shareholders will rush to the Sparkasse tomorrow to sell their shares ahahahahahhaha

Are Gladbach fans generally alright?

Was looking to go to Koln v Schalke this weekend but as I imagined it basically sold out before general sale. Still a few tickets left for Mönchengladbach v RasenBallsport and it's not too far away.

>>74215051
good afternoon

>>74215182
she must be so naughty. taylor rain-naughty

>>74215182
you will never steal a living as a female athlete

>>74215184
just like you

>>74216784
it least we're honest about it and don't pretend to be premier the THE league or some shit like that

shut the fuck up

>>74216878
yeah

>Sänger und Comedian Kazim Akboga, der mit dem BVG-Video "Is mir egal" bekannt wurde, ist gestorben. Das gab sein Management Dienstagvormittag bekannt: "Leider müssen wir den Tod von Kazim Akboga bestätigen. Wir sind sehr traurig, da wir mit ihm einen lieben Mitmenschen und einen begabten, sehr intelligenten und hochsensiblen Künstler verloren haben", heißt es in einer Stellungnahme seiner Agentin May-Brit Stabel. Zu den Umständen seines Todes wolle man keine Informationen bekanntgeben.

>>74216977
at least he got back on track

>>74215071
Keller would be great.
>scheiße04 cucks mad
>memes
>dirtcucks still not winning anything

Would also accept Magath for the insanity it would take to get him.
I guess Favre would fit, as he seems like a Tuchel kind of guy but less autistic, but he is quite successful in france isn't he?

>>74216733
>not finding yourself a girlfriend with a common fetish for hot women feet

pls...

i wonder what is denmark chan fav meme

>>74216805
Koln vs Hertha

>>74217504
what gay club will you be visiting after the game?

why?

I never had a valentine

Also I'm the hsv dude

Have pity lads.

>>74217600
>Also I'm the hsv dude

Could be worse. You could be the leipzig guy.

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is Leipzig lad here? You ask the grill out? What did she said?

>>74217637
>inb4 5 separate retard Germans reply

>>74217637
>What did she said?
Pls consume my Speckrollen

>>74217637
yes
no
maybe

>>74215000
>germcucks actually believe this

>>74217875
I'm a time traveller. Here's your (you).

>>74217890
i dunno if this is german but het is moeilijk bescheiden t blijven
hope u can recover from a 4-0 away loss against Godfica xx

>>74216119
hi

>>74216125
morning

>>74215344
if by scoring you mean getting shit done then me

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>>74217725
Stop dissing based Kerber. She's literally /ourgirl/.

>>74216141
yes

>>74217944
dat steroid induced skin

>>74217944
what's wrong with her?

>>74214999

why durm again ?
i don't like durm.

>>74217992
That's a Filter, you Dummkopf. You don't think her skin is really that dark, do you?

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>>74217875
>he thinks they can win

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>>74215071

i hope tuchel will stay.
he wanted toprak, khedira or whoever but he got götze, bartra and so on, no real leader.
rode is useless.
his first season was incredible, but 3 important players got sold.

seriously i am tired of the tuchel hate, just because he is too intelligent for all this dumb football fans. many fans don't like tuchel because he isn't another klopp, but i like his attitude.

go dortmund :)

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just bought 7 tickets for the heide park. the answer to your question is no

>>74218076
its not the tone of her skin that made me post that, but the characteristic "pimples" all over her skin

>>74218105
>many fans don't like tuchel because he isn't another klopp,
many fans dislike him because he is a good Dortmund coach :^)
hint: it's not the Dortmund fans

>>74217999
shes a woman haha lol

>>74217517
I'm not staying in Koln lad

>>74218159
what anime is this

>>74218212
how to fight/catch a dragon or whatever its called in english

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>>74217944
GOAT legs

Reason number 5183837161 why if you can find a chubby qt you gotta get dat ass and then make her lose some weight

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>>74218267
i too like thick thighs

my face when 0,05% of women squat

Do I watch psg x barça or Dortmund x Benfica ?

>>74218354
both

benfica-bvb will be a retarded 2-4 or something. psg will surprise all the fagtrons

>>74218354
neither

>schmeltzer

>Benfica in charge of defence

kek @ papas

>Dortmund in charge of defence

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thomas tuchel looks so slick and dominant in his champions league dress

i bet hes very dominant with women

match is heaps hectic

left right left right left right ooooooo

just counter-attack my shit up, senpai

>>74218646
hello @ you

>>74218658
give tuchel a ss uniform and he would look like a proper mad af nazi

>>74218713
bit scrawny and boyish but okay

>>74218674
when will they learn

Bayern fan here, just paid off the refs, enjoy, shareholders

hahahahaha

>the shanty town of obama wang

lel

>>74218705
yes hi

dortmund will concede first

>>74218869
i missed you

>>74218658
he looks like a guy who only wears a suit to get married or to appear in court

>>74218869
thank you

>le only score tap-ins pacebabby

>>74218869
thanks

>>74218910
vice versa

>>74218930
exactly

post your face when the first half ends scoreless

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>>74218993

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good fit i like it

goal di maria

DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA DI MARIA

>>74218930
and for CL matches

>>74219047
i dont believe it would make you that furious

>>74219072
fantastic

ANGEL


>>74218944
please never disappear again

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>>74218993

>barca losing
>dortmund losing

good day

this cunt always do the heart thing with his hands when he scores he wasn't doing it for the first 6 months of the season Smh

>>74219173
good face

>>74219176
nice fk doe

>>74219173
based fucking zizek

>>74219216
yes you are right

>naming your son kevin

shareholders are bullied by the police again

>>74219445
Does that still happen?

>>74216878
Gladbach is a boring shithole though.

Go to a 2. Bundesliga game if necessary. Check if Duisburg, fortuna dusseldorf or Bochum are playing. At least those places are entertaining shitholes.

>>74219468
i guess

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what is he drawing?

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>>74219304
my man

>>74219656
looks like he's writing a concerto

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>>74219656

I told you I paid them off

DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO DRAXLERINHO

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>>74219656

holy shit I keep forgetting Draxler plays for PSG now

based Draxler
alwas knew >Schalke and Wolfsburg were holding him back

>>74219816
nice

>>74219841
thanks

>>74219697
this tbqh

>>74219920
>>74219894
looking forward to the highlights

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>>74219920
DON'T HATE ON SCHALKE
>>74218383
>psg will surprise all the fagtrons
are u wizard?
>>74218930
kek

>>74220061
looks like a butt

>>74219877
you might be right

tfw watching HD simulcast acestream

>>74220061
i bet its super important

>>74220096
id prefer that too

>>74220258
acestream://ea78c7a335542fb6020d00d1895a4a49f1f1b867

Did Denmark got banned?

>tfw Cordon Bleu in the oven, ready for the 2nd half

hmmmm

>>74220258
Me too. BT have a decent simulcast for the group stage but not this round. Quite vexing.

happy for draxler. psg is very good

>>74220293
no thanks

>>74220300
>Did Modmark got banned?

uhm...no?

>>74220300
yes
>>74200692

why would you put your cordon bleu in the oven?

>>74220375
good, good

>>74220328
are you working a night shift? either way, enjoy your fucked up body

>>74220385
try it

tastes way better than the pan

>>74220395
what the fuck is wrong with you, man
you should congratulate me

>>74220385
why would u put it on the pan

>>74220375
ugh

>>74220419
>>74220535
because i wanted a crispy, golden brown, carmalised outside?

>>74220603
??
I'm eating it right now and it's crispy, golden brown, carmalised on the outside

>>74220632
proof?

>>74220584
The little princess needs to know her limits

barca is being COMPLETELY outplayed

>>74220632
i dont believe you. post pic


btw barca is really playing shit. if they dont score an away goal i can see them going out

>>74220632
Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

Now I have an Ohrwurm

so we all agree Cavani is better than Aubameyang right

>>74220662
>>74220637
just put some margarine on the top

you wouldn't cook it in the pan without using oil

>>74220680
Idk, different kind of strikers.

>DIRTMUND

>american TV literally showing a little graphic telling you which team wears what

>BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA >BOIPUSSIA

>margarine

hahahaha

LEL

SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

>>74220639
cool

>>74220742
this

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>>74220721
you mean like German Sky?

>when you defend set pieces like some pup team
just Dortmund things

>>74220670
good song

too bad the fagtrons at work only play modern talking and not these classics

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VERKAUFEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VERKAUFEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>74220755
kek
made me spit some cordon bleu at my monitor

>>74220680
right

>>74220691
thats no proof

>>74220801
thanks

wow great goal by di maria

and PSG scores again

Tuchel wrote a reminder to tell Aubameyang he has to bend over the ball when shooting it

what a goal Di Maria

HOLY FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK


BATZELONA BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Obama
LÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖL

>>74220900
>>74220903
>>74220915
>>74220926
splendid, thanks for the updates

>>74220796
where/what do you work?

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should i do it?

Could this be Leicester's year?

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>>74220779
you don't understand it was like pic related

>>74221005
which side?

>>74221000
currently in a workshop away from my company, preparing for midterm tests. we have a lot of freedom there

penalty and i checked your digits

>>74221036
thank you for this pic

ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL

>>74221060
left one

HOLY SHIT OBAMA YANG

KEK

ayy

>>74221060
>OBAMA
>OBAMA
>OBAMA
>OBAMA

lel, unbelievable

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>OBAMA

>OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO >OBONGO

Obamaying on suicide watch

wut

>Auba is better than Lewy, la

Wonder if Real still wants him after a match like this

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When u not president any more but cant score in games either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2uu6NF2inY

>>74221252

you dont see that very often

>>74221010
yes

>>74221053
thanks

>>74221204
no

time for schürrle

>>74221228
you are responsible for this piece of cheese sticking to my monitor

>>74221228
top kek

>>74221273
entschuldigung

>>74221295
lick it off

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>>74221181
Luckily i have an Interactive Brokers(tm) account and am now able to sell my Borussia Dortmund(tm) shares

no.

lick my toes then

>>74221252
thanks britbro

@74221365
no
woman

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>>74221365

>>74221410
I fucking swear to god

there goes the ham

marc bartra in arsch ficken

CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI

barca is getting annihilated

what the hell is wrong with barca lmao

>>74221600
>>74221625
>>74221683
thanks again

>>74221625
>>74221683
will louis enrique FINALLY be fire?

>>74214999
Draxler will join Bayern within the next 3 years. Its settled lads.

Is this /bundes/?

>>74221683
EXPOSED

>>74221785
yes

>>74221785
yes indeed

>Silly germans think they actually have a chance without the based STRONG American Pulisic to carry the team
lol just lol

>>74221875
>>74221892
Thanks, I was just checking.

>>74221732
i cant see them firing a coach during the season desu. in the summer, yes, he will be gone

>>74221785
they're lying

>>74221951
truth is relative

>>74222045
hmmm

>>74222042

>>74222112
All facts are true, not all truths are fact

FUG guys all i wanted for valentines day was a dortmund win and some yous

I have not received either

fucking eder

fug

I just got a GET in the match thread

ruined it

nice save

>>74222255
will you be my valentine?
>>74221386
here

I can send you messages and nudes
I'm lonely

>>74222222

>>74222255
you didn't want a valentine?

>>74222334
*kills u*
>>74222337
'twas indeed a fine save

>>74222370
Y-yes

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>>74221463

> wolfsburg reject trashes barca edition

>>74222403
do you have skype or snapchat or something

wow my eyes are weary

Not great but not a disaster. Dortmund should win the 2nd leg.

>>74222399
hoping for a dortmund win was enough delusion for one day ;)
>>74222413
kek
>>74222495
Indeed. should be 1-3 today

>>74222495
they wont

>Auba exposed
>Barca exposed
good matchday
too bad my fantasy team didn't get many points

>>74222531
Petko and Gorgos are libcunts.

night

>DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND >DIRTMUND

>>74222612
I would literally let goerges shit on my chest tho

Ruined the match thread successfully.

sailor_moon_my_job_here_is_done_but_you_didn't_do_anything.jpg

DORTKEKS BTFO

B
T
F
O

hahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahhaaaaaaa

>>74222643
night

>>74222665
heh?

>>74222531
>start crying because of a song
>make fun of Timbuktu

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>>74222750

I ought to get some work done so have yourself a nice night /bundes/ <3
>>74222723
>>74222643
g'night

>>74222799
>Ruined the match thread successfully.
heh?

my American bf never replied

>>74222818
See you soon

>dortmund
lol

>poochel

why do krauts hype him up again?

>>74222895
indeed. But with a half decent finisher they would've won at least 3:1.

>>74222928
>why do krauts hype him up again?
only shareholders did

>>74222933
could've, would've, should've lad
it's the golden rule of football, if you don't capitalize on your opportunities you will lose

>>74222799
Actually, this show was pretty redpilled. It pretended to be for little girls but it was sexist to the max.

This guy in the mask always appearing when the 3 (5) (7) girls were in deep shit and saving them in 10 seconds flat.
Badass line and GTFO, leaving all girls wet behind.

perfect kids show if you think of it.

>>74221410

>>74222928
I don't get all the Tuchel hate desu. It was clear from the start of the season that the team is going to to be more inconsistent than last season. But every team would be after loosing their spine and replace it with teeneagers/international inexperienced players.

inb4 "le mad shareholder XD". I'm not a dortmund fan.

Healthy young Anon gets told to sell his shares before the game, doesn't listen, stock prices drop - BANKRUPT. Many such cases!

>>74223059
because anything coming out of your ill brain is the absolute truth right

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>>74223059
uhm...okay

>>74223185
Sad!

shareholder here, I wanna kill myself tßh

do it

>>74223059
autism

>>74215071
Tuchel is a good coach he has been a little let down by Dortmund's board in the last transfer window
He got all of the future prospects that he wanted, but nobody came in to replace Gundogan or Hummels
now he's left trying to fill central midfield with players like Dembele
even today he was playing Dembele through the centre, every time he does this Dortmund look blunt
bringing Goetze back was a bit of a mistake as he fit in with Klopp's system perfectly, but now they play a different, slower, passing game he seems a bit out of place
Toprak coming in the summer will help them and I highly doubt they'll fire him, to win stuff they'll need to splash out on someone to start in place of Castro as a real replacement for Gundogan

One of Tuchel's biggest problems is his tendency to bodge stuff, playing Dembele through the middle because no CMs are fit or in form
When they signed Guerrero I thought that they'd finally signed the next generation of fullback as Schmeltzer & Piszczcek are losing a yard, but no he's playing in Midfield and just being ok at it

>Leipzig were the ones to put the dagger in Dortmund's back
>with a loss
pottery
who #MiaSanMia instead of #EchteLiebe now?

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>mfw dortmund and bayern both lose their match

>>74224789
>yfw Neverkusen win

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>>74224972

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>>74224972

good night

>>74223179
World class teenagers but teenagers nonetheless. If only Dembele, Pulisic, Weigl and Mor were 5 years older with more experience. Dortmund would be CL challengers

Srs question, how in the HECK is ter stegen a Barca player?

>>74227226
Goalkeepers aren't asked to command the box like they used to.
It's all about passing, reflexes on the line and good looks.
Aggression is nearly completely out of favor.

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Why do /bundes/ clubs have the team name written on the back of their kits?

>pic unrelated

goooooooooooooooooood morning

>>74228352
Morning? It's 9:30 at night m8.

Is /bundes/ not on Pacific Time?

>>74228363
/bundes/'s official time zones are cet/cest and aest/aedt

hello im here now pls respond

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>>74229581
hello

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and so it begins

>>74229581
Your probably not aloud here m8. are you on the mailing list?

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>>74229581
HELLO
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L
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>>74229653
All (potentially) great players. Leipzig knows what they are doing when it comes to transfers.

>>74229655
What mailing list do you mean?

beautiful day today, no?

>>74230137
no

>>74230146
why not? is it because /cric/ is bullying your beloved /hoc/?

>>74230137
yes

>>74230176
i don't watch hockey so i don't go on /hoc/

it's just another shitty day