/heem/: the leech edition

File: ourguy.webm (3MB, 848x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 848x480px

inverted triangles aside - who can stop this man?

File: cpt schaub.jpg (232KB, 1190x1185px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 1190x1185px

Schaub is God

>>73948758

File: dana lel tybg.webm (1MB, 524x700px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 524x700px

>he's 18
>he spends his sundays making threads on 4chan
>he does it for free

File: masvidal.png (37KB, 608x238px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 608x238px

Reminder that CTE posters need to clean their ears

File: outboxed_cerronay_face.jpg (93KB, 759x521px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 759x521px

What was going through his mind?

>>73948848
Swab BTFO

btw Schaub's a faggot

>>73948861
probably "this guy hits hard"

File: ufc on fox 23.png (25KB, 497x293px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 497x293px

>>73948840
i am one of /heem/'s premier mma analysts

>>73948861
>I need to finish building that ranch

>>73948861

>I should've taken him more seriously

File: lol.png (1MB, 1064x713px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1064x713px

>>73948861

>>73948876
Too bad you have no money to bet. Maybe it's time to give up spergOPing and get a part time job.

>>73948861
spics are my undoing

think I could heem everyone in this thread 2bh honest lads

>>73948876

>Picked Cerrone over Jorge
>Premier analyst

Lol you're sweb-tier

>>73948861

B R O K E N

>>73948896
masvidals beard is terrible, he would unironically look better with just a stache

>>73948861
>WAKE ME UP

>>73948876
>>73948905
Eh, wasn't SpergOP the one telling everyone Masvidal will box Cerrone up and end the meme?

Someone here was, I thought it was him

File: keks.jpg (24KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 400x400px

>>73948902

File: Masvidal(2).jpg (76KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 600x400px

>>73948926
he normally has it shorter, he grew it out for the cold weather
best fade in MMA tho

File: 1484158611839.jpg (25KB, 711x273px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 711x273px

>Conor is going to defend the belt every 4 months, I can't wait!
>Listen, a title defense can wait, he has history to make
>It doesn't matter he got stripped, he totally cleaned out the division, now he can focus on lightweight
>It's just ten months off, obviously he'll make a defense when he comes back

So what's the latest excuse?

>>73948861
Should've voted Hillary

>>73948968
excuse for what

>>73948968
>So what's the latest excuse?
brb need to box 40 yr old mayweather

>>73948968
simply stop putting Magygas alongside the rest the figthers, he doesn't belong with them, he said this yesterday after coming out of his royce coked up to the gills

File: Make UFC Great Again.png (111KB, 329x301px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 329x301px

>>73948940
>the one telling everyone Masvidal will box Cerrone up and end the meme?

That was me.

>>73949014
this pretty much

let me know the next time a ufc fighter says "fuck the ufc" into a microphone after winning a title and telling their boss that they're taking 10 months off but keeping the belt

>>73948968
>granny had another acid reflux flareup, I'm going to need 10 months medical leave

>>73949028
jorge has nice hands. I knew he would fuck Cowboy up, and my dad is a massive Cowboy fan so I bet him fifty bucks as well lmao

>>73948948
He looks like third Pettis brother in that pic

>>73949002

His behaviour

>>73949028
Oh right, for some reason I thought it was SpergOP

Good job lad, you were right from the getgo

>>73949014
memegregor is nigger rich. he'll be broke in a matter of years if he doesn't play ball with the ufc.

File: 1454204821675.jpg (16KB, 280x287px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 280x287px

“I’ll tell you what, for $100 million, I’ll sit for another year,”
>justfuckmyLWdivisionup

>>73949062
>white man says he's going to take some time off for his family

>black man doesn't understand

can't say I'm surprised desu

File: santa claus plays with a doggie.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>73949079
Blame Eddie

>>73949108
blame RDA too

>>73949108
eddie is easily the worst lw champ in the last 10 years.

>>73949108

Eddie should at least have made it competitive.

>>73949122
>pass out 3 times during weight cut
>fight the next day half conscious
fucking hue niggers can never properly weight cut

>>73949129
pettis was champ eh bud

you know that right

>>73949148
Pettis was convincingly the best LW in the UFC until RDA came along at least, Alvarez is barely Top 5 on his best day

File: 13408970_918352344959564_688337203_n.jpg (198KB, 1080x938px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 1080x938px

Does anyone know if there will be a fight companion today?

>>73949148
Pettis defended the belt.

>>73949164
Yes in 7 bongs

File: SchaubSlaps.png (12KB, 351x129px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 351x129px

>>73948824

>>73949148
>>73949148
>prime Pettis
>bad

he could've been GOAT but bought into his shit. trained and dieted horribly

his striking and jits were on another level after his fight with RDA all he does is shell up after getting punched

>>73949164
No, no one.

>>73949072
just because he bought a few cars doesn't mean he already spent all his money or hasn't invested in other things, just stop this le broke meme

>>73949079
he doesn't believe he'll get 100 millions right ?
He'll sit on his ass for 50 years if he believes it

File: yuge.png (70KB, 1111x690px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 1111x690px

>>73949175

>>73949172
fuck thats at 6 am

someone heem me already

I wish someone would give me 100gs to sit on my ass for a year

>>73949187
dont forget his coke habit

>>73949193

Well he says the price climbed from 15 million to 25 million in a month, so if he sits it out for one year it could make it to 100 mill.

He flat out said he has no intention of fighting either Khabib or Tony, but then he's salty about there being an interim belt.

>>73949180
pettis' hands were literally never good

his gameplan was literally always one dimensional

he was a champion who lacked toughness, what other people can you say that about? eddie is a shitty fighter but he beats more opponents than pettis does without question

>>73949193
it's a figure of speech, he will sit until the mayweather fight happens. When it does he won't fight again

http://severemma.com/2017/01/neil-seery-reveals-withdrawn-ufc-208-bout-ian-mccall/

el oh el. this faggoty hipster can't get a fight to save his life.

File: Jorge.png (936KB, 822x972px) Image search: [Google]

936KB, 822x972px

Post fighters that really make you think.

>>73949265
they will give him some jabroni

File: 1452300098196.jpg (18KB, 408x408px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 408x408px

P4P ANTI-BOYS

>1.Mcgregor
>2.Jon Fitch
>3.GSP
>4.Candylei
>5.Mark Hunt

>>73949265
if I didn't know better I'd think that mccall was being punished

how many times is that in the past few years now lol

>>73949164
>the right one almost deepthroatinng that dark shaft

NGANNOU'D

>>73949193
You always ask more than you really want, that's how negotiations work.

>>73949219
It feels to me he's only interested in a third fight with Nate. I think if he does get to fight Floyd and Nate, he might retire.
Then no reason for him to fight Khabib or Ferguson.

>Masvidal said he will attack Cerrone's body to beat him
>Cerrone still leaves himself open to body strikes

File: where_my_tooth_went.jpg (38KB, 550x292px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 550x292px

how you present yourslef on live tv with a missing tooth, a mean that's not being professional

>>73949164
its in 3 hours

>>73949309
wow you have really really terrible taste if goober gsp wandy and hunt are antiboys my friend

i dare say you aren't even a fight fan and probably don't even watch fights

>>73949372
Go back to playing with dinosaur action figures mothafucka, worst champ in ww history

>>73949309
>Mark Hunt

why?

File: colby.png (58KB, 183x207px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 183x207px

>>73949268

>>73949481
A lot of people hate him now since he's been so vocal against the UFC

>>73949481
>>73949511
he is a pretty big piece of shit but he's not an antiboy

>>73949481
Went full bitchmode after losing to a pro wrestler, Roids never bothered him when he fought in pride lmao

Ben Affleck wants it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZnr3v0Wj0

File: curse.jpg (113KB, 1000x624px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1000x624px

>The curse is real

>>73949581
Why does Ian Mcall want to have that squash match so badly? just move on

>>73948711
File an injunction for what? UFC contracts prohibit competing in other combat sports without prior approval. The end. None of this stuff regarding the Muhammad Ali act is relevant at all because signing a deal to box professionally is explicitly prohibited in McGregor's contract and the Ali Act wouldn't kick in until after signing.

Masvidal should fight Condit

Gud boy Golovkin also thinks Conor has a lot of chances against Floyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVOrHIDnRGY

>>73949581

I wonder how many training camps McCall has had to cancel. If it's not him pulling out (which it usually is) it's his opponent. He refused to fight a guy who was 3 lbs overweight.

>>73949613
you realize the ali act would circumvent that contract

>>73949605
What?

>>73949640
>linking to tmz

he's back boys he's wearing his big bill boots and he means business

>>73949613
If you sign a contract agreeing to be someone's slave for the rest of your life that contract isn't valid because the law prohibits it. Capeesh?

Spain got adan all revved up and now adan is gonna spam

wtf who the fuck triggered him this time we were having a peaceful time

File: squat.png (688KB, 640x647px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 640x647px

Filter game strong af

>>73949740

Same

>>73949740
*flexes back at you with even more vigor*

>>73949581
lmao

I don't get it, they're going to make a fight companion on the replay of yesterday event?

>>73949736
Spain.

>>73948555

File: autism.png (45KB, 1122x219px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 1122x219px

Looks like the spainsperg served out his ban

>>73949792
but that was like an hour ago

>>73949814
Adan thinks if he waits a while to start spamming it's less obvious he's the spammer.

File: goofd.png (635KB, 1044x930px) Image search: [Google]

635KB, 1044x930px

Why are spergOP, adan, scatspammer and schaubsperg always online at the same time?

Really makes me think

I wish you could see yourself through my eyes so you would know just how much I pity you.

File: WHAT! WHAT!.gif (164KB, 105x105px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 105x105px

>>73949309
>Shitskin hating on Goober and GSP
Shocking.

Reminder I made a correlation between hating on Goober and being from a third-world shithole. As of late I'm seeing that tendency shift towards GSP aswell.

>Jon Jones not being on that list

>>73949842
*flexes at you*

>he has literally been manually finding proxies and spamming /heem/ for several weeks now

what a life

>>73949813
Damn bro you got BTFO.

>>73949108

>Hitler decimates Europe
>blame Poland for not stopping him

File: just schaub my shit up fam.jpg (61KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 640x640px

>>73949865
Ignore him. He gets off on us being repulsed by his gay cuck and scat images.

>>73949633
Condit wins if he's actually up for it

>>73949865
I wonder if he's on some kind of government dole or if he just lives with his mommy and let's her support him.

And to think scaub poster was cancer
This guy makes me love scaub fag

>>73949193
Could easily make 50 without the UFC involved

>>73949890
It Germany. Of course he is. How the mighty have fallen.

>>73949839
lmao it's entirely common for me to go weeks without posting here and every single time I pop back in to see what's up it seems like everyone believes I never left loool

>>73949911
>Not having embraced Schaubposting
>Not smiling when you see Schaubposts
For sure lose my number my dude

>>73949914
And you know that how? Let's see your math, stupid.

>>73949855
Jon Jones doesn't make the list because he fucks up by accident or by being stupid.

The rest make themselves anti-boys willingly

>>73949948
idiot

>>73949945
I didnt think there was more anoying thing to shitpost then forced schaub meme but i was wrong

>>73949948
Jon Jones is a willing piece of shit.

File: Comfy Goobs.jpg (332KB, 894x953px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 894x953px

>>73949948
>Being this ignorant of MMA
>Worshipping JBJ
>Hating on Goobs and GSP
>Hating on Mark Hunt because he lashed out when feeling injustice breathe down his neck

Why did the Spaniards who colonised you allow you to live?

>>73949947
Mayweather-Pac was 120-80

File: Goober_coat.jpg (119KB, 750x937px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 750x937px

>>73949999

>>73949986
>>73949993
>>73949999
Remember that time Jon Jones stopped a thief just before stomping shogun into irrelevancy?

He's a nice guy desu, it's the only reason why he's not in an even bigger shithole

File: image1.png (226KB, 250x365px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 250x365px

>>73949999
fucking spain never coming up short with the banter

>>73950008
Wow, really great logic there, bud.

No wonder your country suffers from rampant unemployment.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-09/italian-unemployment-rate-rises-to-highest-since-june-2015

File: IMG_5240.jpg (174KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1600x900px

What was your favorite moment in mma history? Something that just resonated with you for some reason whether you can explain why or not.

For me there is really no contest. On the main card of UFC 165, a new and heated rivalry took place inside the Octagon as former Ultimate Fighter season 10 teammates Matt Mitrione and Brendan Schaub were set to square off. For the opening three minutes of the bout, the pair traded on the feet, probing for a knockout like their pre-fight trash talk suggested fans should expect. Finally, Schaub gave up on the one or two strike attempts at a time and blitzed Mitrione with a barrage of strikes. As Schaub faked for a second, Mitrione covered up from the feint and Schaub scored a big double-leg takedown. From there, Schaub baited Mitrione into sitting up from half-guard, which Mitrione did. Once back to his feet, Mitrione would be quickly yanked back to the ground as Schaub had sunk in the position. Schaub continued to squeeze as Mitrione tried to fight the choke, but would go out before tapping. I'll remember it for the rest of my life.

>>73950042
Remember when he drunkenly crashed his car into a pregnant woman's car and ran off

Imagine having a favorite fighter that everyone is justifiably mad at, so you use mental gymnastics to convince yourself they are just being reminded of their childhood bully and/or are from a third world country, because you can't handle valid criticisms.

>>73950083
Mcgregor getting stomped by a lanky mexican on short notice

File: 1435372424993.gif (3MB, 316x231px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 316x231px

>>73950083
>for sure i'm a bad matchup

>>73950069
Honestly, you're retarded if you don't think so.
UFC offered 25-25. That's the opening offer.
Cut out the UFC, you can expect that number to increase significantly.
Add PPV.
50 isn't that far.

>>73950134
no no, wait a second

he ran back and grabbed some cash before he ran off for good, and sources close to him say that he left the half burnt weed in the pipe for the officer that he knew would soon be on the scene

>>73950069
Be nice dockcuck

Alright boys
Final round of the tourny and it is looking real close
http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665
http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665
http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665

File: so mcgoober a wrestler now.webm (3MB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1024x576px

>>73950083

>>73950187
Based

>>73950134
Why do people always bring up the fact that she was pregnant? It's not like her pregnancy caused the collision.

Rampage literally crashed into a pregnant woman and caused her to miscarry, but no one ever talks bout that.

>>73950167
Hi nigger janny :)

Another day of being a useless nigger, eh?

When are you gonna start spamming again?

File: Goober h8ers.png (115KB, 1313x331px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1313x331px

Reminder you're a useless, illiterate shitskin from a third world country if you hate Goober.

100% certainty you're a manlet too.

>>73950174
>http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665
fuck off, what a shit list

>>73950235
lol angry dockie

did your big bill workboots not go back on sale yet

>docksmurf shows up right after the spamming is done

Really makes you think

>>73950251
>100% certainty you're a manlet too.
dude we just got him to calm down come on lol

File: Screen Shot 2017-01-26 at 10.04.24 AM.png (86KB, 876x696px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 876x696px

>>73950263
What are big bill work boots? That a canadian thing?

>>73949721
Not really. There are many aspects of the UFC's contracts that likely wouldn't hold up in court, but I don't see how this is one of them. The Ali Act simply prohibits the same person or entity from acting as both manager and promoter and the UFC is, regardless of what you think of it, legally entitled to promote McGregor's boxing and MMA bouts which means this deal can't go down without their approval.

Reminder that if your favorite fighter is Conor Mcgregor, you're not welcome here and you should just spam youtube comments with your Mcgregor self insert account and spare your time

>>73950256
Those were the two finalists, we've been narrowing it down for months.

File: huh.png (7KB, 342x112px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 342x112px

>>73950297
>>73950263

>>73950340
adan is a weirdo

>>73950174
50/50 damn

>>73950297
lol they might be

they make these work boots that have a massive thick sole on them so that manlets feel taller when they wear them to work and the brand is called Big Bill lol

>>73950340
you know what he probably likes this as well

>>73950377
I get a voucher every year from my employer for red wings so I wear red wings.

>>73950251

see

>>73950139

File: IMG_5241.jpg (77KB, 1236x653px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1236x653px

F u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPnWeqPrXk

Kek I'm not sure Cruz likes Todd Grisham

>>73950413
Oh snap

beg me

>>73950428
Don't get why they put these literally who casuals on these shows. They really aren't necessary. Former fighters do a great job.

File: 1427395541168.jpg (18KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 200x200px

>>73950428
Why does DC keep touching Cruz?

>>73950311

Sorry (not sorry), i'm not taking reminders from Puerto Rico.

File: 1404857242031.jpg (81KB, 889x689px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 889x689px

>Floyd vs Conor

Lads, this is a pure win-win situation

>Floyd schools Conor
>we all laugh at the leprechaun
>Conor heems Floyd
>we all die laughing at 49-1, the biggest upset in combat sport history

>>73950311
Pero mira vos a este negrito atrevido

>>73949060
4th*

File: fresh cut.png (77KB, 243x250px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 243x250px

Lottsa #fakenews agents here on /heem/

>>73950532
>We all laugh at the leprechaun

Not really. Everyone expects him to bloody lose, when he does all he has to say is
>I TOOK A RISK YE I ENTERED HIS WORLD NOW HE HAS TO ENTER MINE NEVER BOXED IN ME LIFE AND I STILL LANDED ON HIM

Conor winning would be ridiculous though but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it to happen

>>73950525
>dcsucc15.jpg

File: Screenshot_2017-01-29-16-41-45-1.png (41KB, 540x257px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 540x257px

>>73950464

>>73950528
>>73950555
i know i got both of you motherfuckas with that youtube self insert account comment

>>73950428
None of them like him
https://youtu.be/lq7JEInyoSg
@1:10

File: maxresdefault.jpg (91KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1280x720px

What if Spain is actually right?

What if heem is really full of physical and mental manlets and ofc permavirgins

File: Schaub with fireworks.jpg (56KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 640x640px

What time does SUG 3 start?

>>73950588
>Conor winning would be ridiculous though but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it to happen
The smallest chance of this happening makes the fight worth it.

and yea you are right, it's not really much to laugh at if Floyd wins. But I wouldn't really be mad if that happens.

>>73950532
>conor loses to floyd
>sorry dana let me back
>fights tyron for 3rd belt, gets head cracked
>defends lw belt against Tony Ferguson, loses.
>3rd fight with Nate, some how loses.
>Retires

Best case scenario

File: IMG_20170129_164532.jpg (216KB, 1242x1501px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 1242x1501px

>>73950626
beg me, brandon

>>73950652
I take great pleasure in watching her skull get battered off the canvas.

What you know about me? I'm Mac Dreezy
Call Hennessy, Heem, and a blunt a Bleezy
I keep a fat sack wrapped in a backwood leave

File: Based Dillon.png (444KB, 536x750px) Image search: [Google]

444KB, 536x750px

>>73950596

File: billypaige.jpg (2MB, 4320x2432px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4320x2432px

Janny can you ban me please? I have chores to do and I cant pull myself away from /sp/

>>73950621

If he was right he would use actual points to debate people instead of repeating insults to distract people from the fact he has no argument

>>73950631
>No mention of Khabib

Not the best scenario desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI

i want this scene reenacted on Mcgregor only on a ppv with Khabib as the antagonist

File: IMG_20170129_164847.jpg (289KB, 1638x2048px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 1638x2048px

>>73950726

>>73950611
Have to proxy up to watch this

>>73950753

beg me

>>73950652
>worship a plaque

>>73950752
>Khalameme

Hello the lad bible commenter

File: IMG_20170129_165037.jpg (386KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 2048x2048px

>>73950763
Beg me nice and flowy, Jon

>>73950652

you know it's bad when she has to jump on the #resistance bandwagon to stay relevant, even Travis is done with her. be careful with that gun, Honda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>73950801
I think Danis might be evil

he seems evil

Danis should fight Jon in MMA rules

>>73950652
>that first comment
She should retire from everything and go live in a convent for the rest of her life.

File: Joe-Rogan-Experience-800x430.png (315KB, 800x430px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 800x430px

>>73950621
* Brings mic closer *

Well no, you see because Spain used to have the tallest people in the world on average. I was actually reading about their history and their region was actually raided by the Mongols more than any other, the Mongols weren't tall people at all, Genghis Khan was like 5'2 or some shit.

Jaime can you bring that article up?

Ya see, this study found that 95% percent of Spain has direct lineage to Genghis khan and thats why they aren't very tall now......I wonder if their dicks got shorter too?

>>73950875
bud you're softer than a peach

File: getyouagirlthatlooksatyoulikedclooksatcain.jpg (123KB, 709x472px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 709x472px

>>73950428
dc tryna get some SUCC

File: pvz weight cut.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4

New Jack Slack

File: rorocargo.jpg (669KB, 2254x1269px) Image search: [Google]

669KB, 2254x1269px

>>73950927
Shut the fuck up and portion faster

File: ngannou.png (60KB, 117x159px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 117x159px

i need some content to fill up my empty life. what should i watch or listen to?

>>73949740
looks like shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4

File: joanne before she got old.jpg (33KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 480x480px

>>73950977
Everything on MMANationdotcom youtube

>>73950977
Chad Mendes' youtube channel is pretty great. I really liked the oregon hunting vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTYUWWVh6n4

>>73950992
>>73950977

>>73950992
wew lad, I posted this first

File: on7YAQNN.jpg (80KB, 1074x721px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1074x721px

>>73951001
>>73951016
nobody wants to listen to your shitty podcasts, go spam it on reddit

>>73951046
S-sorry

Damn, Dana is in denial about Ronda. Is he actually in love with her?

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheMikeyHutch/status/825761573163696129

File: 1393150909732.jpg (44KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 1280x720px

>>73950977
True Detective season 1 to get to know the struggle of Jason Knight

>>73950370
In other words, you can't force a boxer to give you options on future fights as a condition of a contract. Still nothing there that would allow you to ignore your current contract with your promoter.

Hopefully it doesn't sound like I'm defending the UFC here because their contracts are garbage. Would be great for everybody if the Ali Act were expanded to MMA.

File: Hendricks[1].jpg (2MB, 2400x1601px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2400x1601px

>>73950875
>more like Steak Land

File: Screen Shot 2017-01-29 at 2.03.34 PM.png (51KB, 1290x280px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 1290x280px

>>73950952

:)

>>73951072
You know the funny thing is I listened to this and it didn't register with me either that she's actually defended

48 seconds are easily forgettable I guess

>>73951072
CM Punk esque fights don't count as defenses

>>73951084
kek I had to look to see what you were talking about

>>73951084
hendricks vs vitor was the fight to make. dana dropped the ball

Am I the only one that unironically believes that Conor would heem khalabeeb?

>>73951093
TAKE IT BACK

ONLY REDDITORS DOWNVOTE

>>73951127
Khabib whatever the fuck his name is

>>73950977
lad, SUG 3 is in 1 bong if you can make it until then

>>73950875
in all seriousness it's fucking hilarious that dockie goes to a secret place to do racist graffiti lol

File: i was watching bellator.png (106KB, 301x203px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 301x203px

good night memelords, sleep tight and dank heems will come out of your fists next week, but only if you respond to this post

File: Untitled.png (666KB, 788x534px) Image search: [Google]

666KB, 788x534px

Can someone post video of Rampage bullying guy on TUF for having titties?

File: 1400430486232.jpg (50KB, 614x345px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 614x345px

>>73951081

our guy is a flat circle

File: Michael-Bisping-UFC.png (158KB, 500x325px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 500x325px

*blocks your path*

File: 1440875316848.jpg (20KB, 225x257px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 225x257px

>>73951174
found vid
>https://youtu.be/NCvRqJDQD4k

>>73951165
You left out "sir" you idiot. That was the funniest part of the filename.

File: 1482219549716.png (128KB, 286x262px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 286x262px

>>73950621
>mental manlets and ofc permavirgins

lmao I'm only one of those things, jokes on him


hhaha..

>>73951202
*Tell him Hendo's my grandad*

File: 1429029916245[1].jpg (59KB, 1000x563px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1000x563px

>>73951185
or is he a flat octagon ?

*mind blown*

File: image.jpg (72KB, 606x604px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 606x604px

>>73951202
*H-Bombs your face*

Lads I am trying to gain weight and I swear its all just going to my face. My body is still like a twig but my face looks like a flabby circle

File: why were wheelbarrows invented.jpg (453KB, 2254x1269px) Image search: [Google]

453KB, 2254x1269px

>>73951142
I didnt write any of that. I just took a pic cause I found it amusing

>>73951237
this season was so sweet

>>73951249
Youre not consuming enough protein.

>>73951204
fuck rampage is a cunt

so glad he got ko'd

File: 10-true-detective-1.w750.h560.2x[1].jpg (77KB, 1500x1120px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1500x1120px

>>73951273
That episode in the middle with that long take is still the best TV I've ever seen

File: stepup.png (995KB, 1097x752px) Image search: [Google]

995KB, 1097x752px

Walk up on me again

>>73951296
>brit cuck can't handle the banter

hello paki

File: Granpa Hendo kills a Bong.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>73951202

>>73951256
is that like a tiny hole that only you can fit inside lmao

hey are you excited that they are starting a division you could fight in at ufc 208

did they let you drive the crane yet

File: C3XgPi8VYAA2n2D.jpg (25KB, 393x385px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 393x385px

Pick the 3 winners in next week's fights

>>73951301
Did you see Creed? The middle fight is all one cut. Really well done.

>>73951249
Why would you try to gain weight nigga, most women like skinny ripped over rich pianna mode, or fat ripped

>>73951318
lol when alexa said "I hope to have a body like Herrig's some day"

>>73951318
Everyone on the left side, i want Hill to win badly but she had trouble with a lesser grappler last fight, she still needs more experience

>>73951315
They're had 145 for a while, Adan. Are you bummed they havent added ultra heavy weight yet?

>>73951304
>BACK UP DOO

>>73951318
All the chicks on the left side

>>73951318
Everyone on the left

How the hell is Bec Rawlings getting Tecia after losing to Paige? Tecia is way better than Paige

File: prison_guard.png (539KB, 867x556px) Image search: [Google]

539KB, 867x556px

>>73950370
Why was this deleted? I hope Italy didn't get banned, I wanted to hear what he had to say..

>>73951318
Grasso
Andrade
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES

File: IMG_20141212_180200123.jpg (332KB, 2254x1269px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 2254x1269px

>>73951362
She does have a good body though. Look at the reaction on homeboy here

>>73951367
women's 145 you fucking moron lmao I'm calling you a little bitch because juliana pena would unironically kick your ass lol

>>73951312
>calls me paki
>legit from the same place as Khabib

HOWLING

>>73951415
she meant she's roiding

>>73951430
Not all of us were blessed with ultra heavy weight genetics adan.

File: heem24.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>73951318

Jung
Grasso
Trujillo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
Blaydes
Tanaka
Skelly
Torres
Price
Khalil (he's fighting a striker this time)

>>73951340
Not him but I weighed 140 at 6 feet tall around this time last year. Started working out and eating to gain weight and now I'm 170 looking good.

>>73951393
i don't think tecia is fighting much longer she's finishing her meme masters degree but she has never finished a fight

>>73951441
is it scary driving home at night knowing that most people could kill you with their bare hands

>>73951279
Maybe, I might just get fat and then work out.
This whole eating a lot and working out at the same time is too much work.

>>73951340
I want to be stronger, I am 6'1 and 150 pounds. Look like shit. Plus I am ugly so I need big arms to over compensate.

File: shook.png (1MB, 1247x683px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1247x683px

why you trying to spy on us

>>73951249
>doesnt know how to get Bigg
Someone post it

>>73951472
>140 at 6 feet tall
lol i remember weighing exactly 140 in 8th grade
we would completely waste our time trying to lift big

File: adanisfat.png (1MB, 1476x830px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1476x830px

>>73951480
Is it scary knowing you have no real world skills outside of portioning dip?

>>73951502
Childhood obesity is a big problem in America.

File: 1419669005943.jpg (18KB, 984x691px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 984x691px

>>73951505
hahahhaa wow, Adan looks like THAT?

>>73951502
Did you get bullied in 8th grade too?

File: nunes.jpg (23KB, 364x407px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 364x407px

>>73951505
>work on dock
>harbor resentment

File: rareadan.jpg (207KB, 595x1020px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 595x1020px

>>73951534
lol yes

>>73951476
Bec Rawlings got KO'd from a meme kick from PVZ that didn't even land very flush
Tecia might get her first finish

>>73951521
i meant we were stick figures

>>73951549
literally daily fighting, rarely serious though

File: 76748[1].jpg (120KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 640x640px

>mfw just took a nice steamy dockbro

Don't go in the bathroom for six hours bros.

>>73951083
Yeah, I had actually misunderstood the clause.
Maybe there's still a case there.

When Conor signed his last contract with the UFC it contained provisions that prevented him to box without the UFC's consent until his contract with the UFC is over. One could argue that as such, his contract with the UFC is a "boxing contract" and can therefore be declared to be invalid via Ali Act.

Alvarez only won the belt because RDA almost died from the weight cut and was dehydrated

Y/N?

>>73951593
wow man i'm sorry for bringing up bad memories i was just bantsing

>>73951593
The bus stop, the hallways, the bathrooms...just nonstop beating the shit out of each other

File: heem76.webm (2MB, 720x404px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x404px

>>73951616
Y

>>73951627
>>73951636
we were just a bunch of jackasses we would fight for fun, but not stuff like soccer kicks to the head

>>73948861
they need to build that wall faster

>>73951491
AYY TIDDIES

>>73951616
He definitely fluked a win but it wasn't because of the weight cut

File: True Detective - Watching The Video Tape.webm (3MB, 820x459px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 820x459px

>>73951301

The tape scene is killer

;-;

>>73951505
where did you find this?

>>73951751
Internet

Anyone know why RDA left Cordeiro? He's a good coach

>>73951432
okay islam muhammad

asalama lakem

File: caught mirin'.jpg (83KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 600x600px

Predict the betting line for Anderson Silva vs Derek Brunson

>>73948861
He was thinking its time live up to my nickname "unimportant fight donald."

File: bob-ross.jpg (7KB, 272x347px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 272x347px

>>73949370
No, it's at 7pm PT, which is 4 and a half hours from my post.

>>73951721
Seasons ending would be much better if the occult stuff turned out to be real instead of just a bunch of pedos

>>73951799
is brunson going to bullrush him

File: joanna.jpg (77KB, 610x216px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 610x216px

https://twitter.com/AllThatMMA/status/825113090190635008

Anyone think there's any truth to this? I got tickets for this and would shit my pants if it's true.

>>73951799
-300 favorite Brunson

>>73951854
Speaking of which Paige's brother will be release from prison in 4 months

>>73951872
>wmma

>>73951901
No one cares except you, weirdo.

>>73951872
Sounds feasible. They brought in Waterson to analyze and FOX and have been really promoting her in general since she choked out Paige

Cant think of too many other fights that make sense to headline the card too

File: the real face of spammer.jpg (89KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1080x1080px

>>73951872
Joanna said that shes not confirming that she fights Waterson, and she doesn't expect her to be her next opponent. She also said that she's probably not going to fight on 210

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6soIJ3nbM

>>73951872
>shit my pants

why it's joanna fighting an atomweight lol

>>73951799
Silva -300

>>73951934
imagine how quickly valentina would kick joanna's ass lol

File: joannaj.jpg (42KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 615x409px

>>73950755
Not sure if it works in your country, but I can just replace the "tube" in youtube with "pak", and the video will play for me.

File: jj macarooni 2.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>73951939
Maybe she would get another TKO then

>>73951979
silva will win

>>73951612

If that is correct, then Conor is fucked, and at Dana's mercy. Nice.

File: heem145.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>73951798
>asalama lakem
what did you mean by this

>>73951872
shit your pants in a good way or a bad way

>>73951991
25 minutes decision ? That's not quickly at all

>>73952023

Nvm I misread

>>73952002
do you think joanna cheats like your famous polish boxer does?

>>73951872
Why not poland? What's the time difference between england and poland?

>>73952051
>famous polish boxer does

which one you mean ?

Also
>boxing
>wgaf