/heem/: valentina shevchenko edition

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>>73932954

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>>73932966
>>73932967
please remind me who this man is

>>73932954

More proof that Pena should've been Ronda's comeback fight

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Obese q-tip posters need to go clean their ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SLVBKQuKW8
>all those cuck comments
ngannou turning into african magiga wwithtthe bants

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You walk in on Mike Goldberg fucking your bitch and feeding her meth, what do you do?

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Tfw when Shevchenko speaks Spanish while Pena doesn´t.

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>>73933001
>>73933001

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Was it really ever in any doubt?

Ngannou wants Overeem or JDS

imokwiththis.exe

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/our gal/

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post your niche boys

>Beneil Dariush
>Jingliang Li
>Niko Price
>Justin Ledet

>>73933036
I´m not. He´s not there yet I think. He needs more time to develop some techniques. I don´t want the only HW prospect to get fucked up so fast. He needs to go to a top gym

Glad Juliana lost, she was talking too much.

When ever women speak I feel like my ears are bleeding.

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>>73933059

Jared Cannonier
Brian Ortega
Krzyzstof Jotko
Emil Meek
Michael Chiesa
Dustin Ortiz

>>73933087

Talk about my fightfu like that again and I'll beat the brakes off you

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"people" on here think some mixed race slav will beat the meme killer

>>73933066
me on the left

>>73933012
oh my

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>>73932954
WHAT THE FUCK SPERG? BRING THE NEWS! CHOP CHOP!

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knight vs choi

yes

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Stop posting Schaub.

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>>73933059
and Bearjew

When the torrent of Magiga's Q&A comes out post it here laddies.

I hear he talks alotta trash about UFC.

>>73933313
its on youtube
watching it right now

IM DA FACE OF ROLLS ROYCE YEH

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>>73933112
get a real fightfu fagget, take the bullet pill

>>73933438
That bulbous forehead and slav face are embarassing senpai.

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Goldie vs Conor in a no drugs barred binge off to the death: who wins?

Goldie by insanity and longevity just look at Conor after spending mere moments in the presence of Goldie's aura.

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>>73933438
Get on the T-Ferg express lads. If you don't then you'll feel silly when he beats Kahbib

>>73933497
Khabib wins via D'arce choke. McGregor's PPV this month would be a fight if Khabib weren't around.

>>73933497
Ferguson is your fightfu?

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Move aside lads, I'll finish off Ngannou

I'm the whitest black man you've got in the heavyweight division

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MANDRAMA SPERGS BLOWN OUT:

https://youtu.be/mftmFhmRhqc?t=966

Will other ufc events start at this time

>>73933518
Ngannou would retire him, indefinite medical suspension

>>73933518

>Ngannou KO'd this glass chin guy in round 1
>Let's throw another glass chin guy at him hoping for a different result

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>>73933555
Reem would unironically heem the fuck out of him.

I just watched a fox sports panel and saw michelle waterson there
fucking rocket jizzed right through my pants

>>73933597
alright then win or lose against Hunt they should book Ngannou vs Reem. But what if Hunt wins? what would Ngannou vs Hunt look like? would Hunt get his face turned to hambubger?

>>73933061
trains at att

https://twitter.com/FrontRowBrian/status/825572610515742720

@FrontRowBrian 9m9 minutes ago
More
I thought Conor and mayweather was complete bullshit ... then I came across some info. It's not. I think it's gonna happen.

>>73933597
Ubereem would. Econreem will get his glass chin touch, and then at last, just like his career he will be...overeem

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Does artem want to die?

>>73933652

who

>>73933658
>doubting the future fw champ
here we go again

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Will he ever see a return of Horse meat Ubereem?

conors hairline has gone to shit

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remember

So is Conor like done with the UFC? He seems to be putting so much energy into Floyd that shit like Diaz vs McGregor 3 seem pointless to him

>>73933706

He just confirmed that the next guy he's fighting is Floyd. He has no intention of fighting Khabib/Tony/Nate/Woodley next.

>>73933706
I've been saying for the longest time he will retire after the Maywedder fight.

He's a hype chaser, nowhere else to go after heeding Floyd in the 3rd.

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>>73933724
>heeding Floyd in the 3rd.
lololololol

>>73933706
He will box Floyd and then rematch Aldo. After that he retires.

>>73933737
Conor would starch floyd "malteser with eyballs" mayweatherman in 5 rounds #facts #baldnigga

>>73933737
Maywedder is older, slower, weaker, shorter, and out ranged.

Conor takes it in the 1st realistically, but I'm lowballing it to round 3

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>>73933751
>>73933755

Lots of betas who know nothing about boxing on /heem/ or even combat sports in general.

>>73933762

Go to bed leaf

>>73933762
>28% of UFC Champs are black
>Only ~20% of people in general are black
Whitey rekt yet again

>>73933623
I missed Hunt's last fight but I heard Lesnar basically sat on his face the whole time...Ngannou's a big dude and might be able to do the same. Hunt's got a huge edge in experience though, especially in striking. Unless he gets overpowered and submitted early I feel like Hunt ought to be able to find a way to take control, maybe stop him late if he gasses.

It's a hard fight for me to picture for whatever reason.

>>73933769
say that to my face bro, get lit

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>People paid for this
>https://youtu.be/vTLZF3cc8rs

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>>73933800

Lel this

>>73933762
tyron is literally vietnamese, his wife runs a nail salon for gods sake

mighty mouse is an ayylium

the only black champion is aMANduh nunes

yo this jorge masvidal is a real street fight u know nobody gonna beat him he the toughest in the game he gotta lotttaa respect for donald but u put him on a treadmill he gonna beat you he take the double knockout he gotta get the biggest fights he can he hard worker he can take a beatin

>>73933811
she's kinda hot you think i got a chance with her?

>>73933814
word

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>>73933798
there are probably goofs ITT that bought it, explain yourselves

>>73933798

so how does this work with his ufc contract

do they get a cut?

otherwise why wouldn't he just keep doing this?

or is this why dana is mad cause he went and did this without asking

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/28/14428302/dana-white-responds-to-conor-mcgregor-f-the-ufc-instagram-post-floyd-mayweather

>“I've always shown Conor nothing but respect & if he wants to go down that road with us. Let me tell you, it'll be an epic fall.”

Daddy Dana is gonna remind Conor just how exclusive the UFC's contract is, and strip him of his belt for running his mouth.

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HOORHAY MASVILLADAL IS A FUCKING SAVAGE! HES GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY! HE DRINKS GATOR BLOOD AND SHIT U AINT BEATING THIS GUY FOR 2 OR 3 FIGHTS

>>73933834
Conor can't cross with ufc, he is depends on ufc and if needed ufc can refuse his lunacy until managable terms.

>>73933821
i show love for my niggas mane

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>>73933828
so big he could slap you with it and give you CTE

>Offer $100 mill and you're damn right I'll sit on the bench another year

Does Conor do more good for the sport of MMA than bad?

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>Herb Dean stops the fight and then lets Cerrone keep fighting when he was clearly struggling to stay conscious

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THE BLACK GUY WHATS HIS NAME???? WHATS HIS NAME??? GAYNNOU...HE'S GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY LEMME TELL YA. LEFT CONGO TO COME FIGHT IN THE UFC HES LIKE OVEREEM WITH ELK BLOOD. LET HIM FIGHT STIOPIC NEXT!

>>73933866

his shtick is certainly getting old. he could have been the vegeta of real life too

>>73933866

He is arguably and unironically the worst thing to happen to the sport

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>Korean Zombie back next week

It's been too fucking long

>>73933878
explain

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Young Jamie, why you trappin' so hard?
Why these niggas cappin' so hard?
Why you got a twelve car garage?
Why you pullin' all these rappers cards?
'Cause these niggas pussy and I'm hard
I turn that fucking soft into some hard
I grew up in the streets without no heart
I'm praying to my Glock and my card

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>>73933866
ufc created this, nobody to blame but hue eff see

>>73933866

He's terrified of losing to Khabib/Tony.

>>73933866

the real loser in all of this is wme img

how did they not see this coming? they bought at the worst time, literally at the peak, thinking it would continue, when they had no clue that all the fighters were trying to copy mcgregor

now we have like 3 weight classes that are tied up

I hope the ufc fails

fertittas laughing for eternity

>>73933870
caved into the pressure of the colorado home crowd
same with bisbong silva, except he recovered

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>>73933899
>fertittas laughing for eternity
this, wme paid way too much

>>73933052
for the love of god please post more sexy Valentina content. I have the biggest crush on this slav-spic.

>>73933528
I can't wait to root against this faggot in his next fight. Saying "..fuck you..." to everyone on his way to a ppv interview, what a greedy potato dindu.

>>73933888

>Featherweight division completely ruined
>lightweight division on similar path
>championship belts are devalued to majority of fans
>Champs subsequently avoid defending because the reward no longer outweighs the risk

Can I get an Ngannou TKO webm?

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>>73933905
Also

>unironically admitting you watched no tape on Masvidal

I think Conor made a huge mistake saying fuck ufc, Dana wasn't pleased and Dana is a real powerful player and influence for this new company.

>>73933724
He spends way to muhc money on stupid shit to be able to retire yet.
He needs to make some savings rather than buying expensive cars.

After listening to this Conor interview PPV, I would 100% support stripping Conor of his lightweight belt.

>>73933748
>Aldo
>Relevant

>>73933866
i know i lost interest in mma since it became the C-Mac show

>>73933933
What exactly is dana going do? The UFC needs conor

Fook Floyd!

Let's foit Manny yeh!

Fook Floyd!

>>73933933
doesn't matter, UFC needs conor to fight Floyd so they can make some money

>>73933934

He doesn't buy those cars, he rents half of them

pretty sure he only owns the bmw

wrestlefags, jiujitsufags & clinchfags BTFO

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>There were some """people""" in this general who legit thought an 80yo Arlovski in 2017 had a chance at beating Ngannou

What's your excuse, goofs?

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>Would you be able to pay me 500k flat plus PPV

>an experience with conor mcgregor

Lads wtf

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fookin Valentina made me so proud tonight, fooken ugly tranny Pena thought she could take it to the ground and dominate but instead she gets fooken punished. You're not safe anywhere bitch go fook yourself

>>73933940

He'll be relevant again after beating Holloway, at which point everyone will realize Conor is a conman and that Aldo deserved a rematch. But yeah that rematch will never happen.

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>>73933929

>>73933965
I wanted him to win for his doggo

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>Would you be able to pay me 500k flat plus PPV

>>73933968

>there are people who paid for it

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>>73933962
This makes me lmao everytime i see it. It makes me lmao even more knowing that dana didnt even respond

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>Would you be able to pay me 500k flat plus PPV.

>>73933981

>paying for anything

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>>73933114

Id pay 1000s to eat her pussy. I wonder if i crossdressed she'd let me?

How do i pick a fighter that won't just get fucking killed every time i start rooting for them.
Examples are "Pettis, and Cerrone.

>>73933798
I didn't pay, but I'm glad some people did so that it took place and I could watch the recording. It was awesome.

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>Would you be able to pay me 500k flat plus PPV.

i visualize deez tingz

>People bet on BJ Penn and Arlovski

>There are people who unironically paid money to listen to an Irish man speak about literally nothing that important when they could hear it for free in less than 24 hours

Goofs desu

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>>73933986
Damn, cowboy got fucked up tonight

For the people saying the UFC needs Conor, they could easily flex their muscle, prevent him from boxing, and if he threatens to retire, just make money off his likeness from merchandise and advertising while paying him nothing. People forget how close to slavery these UFC contracts can be.

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>getting heem'd in front of your dying grandmother

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how did you lads do in terms of picking this card correctly

>>73934011
You don't. Winning streaks are very rare in MMA. This isn't boxing, where prospects carefully manage control careers. MMA fighters are thrown to the wolves constantly.

>>73934027

He didn't take the fight seriously at all. Never prepared for it, said he'd never watched Masvidal fight (probably mind games)

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>>73934036

I won :D

>>73934032
UFC needs him to box floyd dummy, it will make alot of money

>>73934042
To be fair he claims he never watches tape and hes had success

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>There are people in England who got dressed up in nice suits and paid probably 4 figures to get a table in order to listen to an Irish man say "Fook Floyd" 100 times

>>73934011
just enjoy the ups and downs. when you pick a team in any other sport you dont expect them to win every game

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>>73934048
good job, lad

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>>73934034

Cerrone isn't done yet

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>>73933976
M A X I M U S

>Unironically the name of my first dog
Hespeck.

Man, Cerrone is weak mentally. Some Anon pointed it out, said to notice that whenever he gets out of his comfort zone he crumbles. He crumbled twice against RDA, Nate got him out of his range on the first seconds of their fight and he never got back in, Matt Brown tossed him on his ass and he barely got back into it.

Then he gets hit in the first round and I'm yelling at the monitor "WHY ARE YOU ON BOXING RANGE YOU FAGGOT?".

Still my boy but god damn he's a mental wreck.

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How impressive is Yoel's resume? should he be next for Bisping for sure?

Does Conor hate us? :(

>>73934056
>and hes had success

That's usually against unranked guys. I said it before, he took alotta damage in that Matt Brown fight, even though he was "winning" then he turns around and says his fighting a top dude like Masvidal who had taken 0 damage against Ellenberger, without any proper preparation.

Plus he doesn't react well to pressure, he's just the guy you call to fight on short notice, fights which usually have no implications whatsoever, but when he fights a top ranked guy and the stakes are high, ie fighting in his hometown, then he just gets folded and deleted.

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What is it about Pena's style that makes it so damn awful though? I absolutely hate it, but it's like, you can't say she's not active. She uses knees, she strikes, she even does shit from the bottom but I just absolutely hate it.
Is it because she lacks some technique and relies largely on just out muscling other girls?

I don't hate grappling but Pena is ass to watch but I can't place my finger on why. She doesn't look to finish?

>There are people who willingly spent their hard earned money to listen to the most popular fighter in UFC history talk about a retired boxer

>>73934071

he probably hates himself for having a average or below average penis

>>73934070
Idk, GSP might jump on the opportunity to defeat Bisping, but I wonder if he is also afraid to defend the belt against Yoel and will decide to skip Bisping.

Everyone is literally acting like they will lose vs Yoel lol.

>>73934080

It's called the GSP/Hendricks style where you just smother people so that you don't take damage and trick the judges and referee into thinking you're being active enough to win rounds.

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>>73934082
>the most popular fighter in UFC history

rate my fight drive, all are local from ppl i know
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B5sSHGkAHZQpNlQ3LXVoNFREZlk?usp=sharing

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Why doesn't felice herrig get marketed and none of you weirdos seem to waifu her either?

She's bretty hot.

Goodnight heem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTLZF3cc8rs
look at that hypocrisy at 45:00

>>73934092
ye this exactly. really zero risk taking to advance position or inflict damage.

Valentina did more damage with 4 hammerfists from top than Juliana did with a few minutes of top position

>>73934049

Conor is talking about using the Ali Act as a means of bypassing his contract, which would earn the UFC absolutely nothing. He wants to be like Floyd and be his own promoter so he can keep as much of the money he earns as possible. It's within the UFC's interests to strike down with an iron fist.

>>73934104
>Why doesn't felice herrig get marketed

Cause she lost to PVZ lol

>>73934099
Do Not Open this. Not joking. I saw this link being floated on /b/. Don't hate. It's an FBI deal.

>>73934032
yeah totally they should just blow a deal worth hundreds of millions to prove you don't need someone haha that would be so cash, did your application for CEO go through?

>>73934117
now i want to open it

>>73934098
He is quite easily.

What the fuck are you making frog faces for?

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>>73934098
Yes.

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>>73934117
>>73934099
ok sure

>>73934038
But it just sucks how after i start following them they die, i'll probably keep rooting for Cerrone.

>>73934061
I've seen the sports team i cheer for lose the final, and still root for them, I'm just not used to how it affects fighters.

>>73934121

Again, Conor said he explicitly said he wants to use the Ali Act as a loophole to bypass his contract. In Conor's ideal scenario, the UFC earns nothing. You are under the assumption the fight would be under the UFC banner.

I want to see some 2 minute 1 round bangers

that would be fun to watch

>>73934143
i gotchu
>https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B5sSHGkAHZQpNlQ3LXVoNFREZlk

>>73934123
>>73934126

Let's say Steph Curry is the best NBA player right now and sells the most t-shirts and all GSW games are sold out cause of him, do you say he's more popular than Michael Jordan when he's been famous for like only 3 years?

>>73934113
but can they really stop conor from boxing floyd?

>>73934143
i wish i had a gf again

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>mfw Conor triggered /wwe/ and /heem/ and /box/ in one night

You are all a bunch of washed up pussies

>>73934145

can u not leaf?

>>73934146
This might be the single dumbest analogy I have ever heard.

>>73934155
no its lit

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>>73933899
Karma a bad. Bad. Bitch.

Swift and merciless.

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>>73934151
>washed up
>implying I used to be somebody

>>73934156

yeah I think that guy might actually be retarded lul

>>73934156

That's cause you're dumb and casual enough to say Magiga is the most famous UFC fighter ever.

>>73934162

Just for fun, who do you think is the most popular ufc fighter ever?

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>>73934150
Iktfb

>>73934149

Honestly I don't know if the Ali Act would apply to Conors case, and I think a judge needs to make that decision. However, WME has some of the best lawyers money can buy.

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>>73934146
Name someone on the level of McGregor then.

>Feeling this threatened by a tattooed manlet (!) gypsy from Ireland that you actually get out of your way to deny that he's the most popular star the sport's ever had
Also, save your time if you're gonna mention Ronda as being remotely on his level, she lived in the McGregor era and she's not even in the top 5 selling events of all time.

The only person you could argue for is Brock Lesnar but he's a freakshow, he didn't get famous FOR fighting or for being a fighter.

>Anderson Silva
Not really, not even close to McGregor's status.
>GSP
Close but no cigar. He'd rake in 300-400k by the end of his run.

Just face it, loser. Quit being intimidated by a 175cm tall manlet.

Is Conor still our guy?

Summary of Conor's interview

>money money money
>I turned down a lot of offers
>fuck the ufc
>I will fight floyd next even if I have to wait 2-3 years
>who da fook is kalabeeb
>I might do wwe

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>>73934151

The rider never ends

Conor vs Masvidal

who wins?

>>73934191

He was never our guy.

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>>73934199

>Magiga vs. the best pure boxer in the UFC who has never been finished and is well rounded in all departments

>>73934199
Masvidal would KO him stiff

>>73934191

He just wanted you to think he was your guy so you'd buy his PPVs, he doesn't actually care about you or any of his fans whatsoever.

Could an MMA tag team match work?

>>73934199
love this fight, masvidal pulls the trigger and finishes gooby

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C-Conor, w-we're still fighting a third time, right? H-Hello??

>>73934226

>Tfw he spent all his purse money on weed

>>73934226
I don't understand how they can get sanctioned to fight when they're both clearly brain damaged.

beg me

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>>73934233
*throws monster can at you*

>>73934226
Much rather watch this than Floyd desu

So many great fights for Conor in the UFC everyone wants to see.

Aldo, Woodley, Diaz, Khabib, Cruz

>>73934193

>fook floyd :D
>fook dooblee dooblee eee (but i might go there) :D
>fook nate
>fook nick
>fook de diaz brothers
>fook hoesay!
>fook tony and khabib, buncha bums who are chinny and sloppy yeh
>fook defending moi belts yeh im doing this for history and business
>fook floyd
>we'll fight manny yeh
>fook hoesay again
>dey didnt tell me dey were gonna take dem belts yeh
>magrega promotions yeh
>fook floyd (pls fite me :D)

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>>73934226
When they gonna announce UFC 209 main event:
Diaz vs Diaz

I know you faggots would still root for a Conor victory if he fought Floyd

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>one year ago people were excited because they thought Conor would defend the featherweight belt every 4 months
>aldo beating Conor actually would have literally saved the sport

Invest in bellator while you still can lmao

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>>73934011
don't only pick someone that a lot of people are actively hyping up
just find a few that you personally like and see how they do

>>73934207
masvidal rustles my jimmies for some reason
something about him makes me hope he loses every fight he's involved in
i think it might be the way people hype him up and his general demeanor

>>73934281
Nah, the sooner this potato fades into irrelevancy and bankruptcy the better off MMA will be.

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>>73934283
>Invest in bellator while you still can
have you watched a bellator card

>>73934281

That would be the best outcome meme wise.

Also it would kill boxing, which would be funny.

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I wish the new UFC would just go full trump and start either making fights or cutting guys

I'm so tired of there being nothing to look forward too

and god please get rid of jon or brian, they are fucking monotonous, stann is literally the joe buck of mma

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>Dana made me lose my belt for this

>>73934293
any reason why manhoef wore a skirt?

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>>73934284
>people hype him up

If anything he's underhyped. He could easily have won all these split decision losses, and he'd be on a tear right now.

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>>73934283
>>73934290
>Being this triggered by a MANLET
Lmao.

>>73934305
Ignorant fucking pig.

>>73934306
i thought he clearly lost the larkin fight but at the same time was more impressed by his performance in it than any of his victories, tonight's included. larkin is a true freak athlete with amazing striking and masvidal stood in front of him and went toe to toe the whole fight. being slightly outpointed in such a contest is worthy of accolades.

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>>73934296
Anik needs to fight Goldie for that mic...

>>73934319

Poor Spain learning how it feels to get humped and dumped

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>>73934306
>If anything he's underhyped
by casuals
if you post on a forum with people who know who he is, they'll usually hype them up to an annoying degree

also I thought he lost convincingly against Larkin
not by a wide margin, but convincingly

>>73934330

I'd watch it.

Goldy would rail a line off ariannys ass backstage and proceed to fuck him up alpha dog style and then do his signature 'IT'S ALLLLL OVER' after ko'ing anink before herb even touches him

They should make Khabib vs. Tony for the REAL LW belt (>implying it isn't already)

>>73934306
>He could easily have won all these split decision losses
so much this, he would be on an amazing win streak. all though I doubt he would have fought pearson and ellenberger in that case but still

>>73934353

>by casuals

Are you the guy who was saying he was a can? lol. How is Masvidal hyped up by casuals? Casuals don't even know who he is! Those were the people picking Cerrone over him.

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>>73934184
I love how no one had an answer for this. Schooby bless brother.

>>73934294

How would that be the best outcome? That would encourage his behaviour. The best scenario is Conor losing and coming back with his tail between his legs. Thankfully that scenario is also the most likely to happen

>>73934367
is conor ducking heavyweight?

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>>73934366
>Are you the guy who was saying he was a can? lol. How is Masvidal hyped up by casuals?

not him, and I was saying that he's underhyped by casuals and overhyped by everyone else
read my post again

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>>73934347
YOU GONNA CRY SOME MORE, PHYSICAL AND MENTAL MANLET?

LITTLE BOY GONNA CRY?

>>73934367
>Implying there is one
They'll do nothing.

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*blocks your path*

>>73934367

>No one answered some sperg who already had his mind made
>Avatarfags deserve to be taken seriously

Not even once.

>>73934367

Conor is obviously the most popular star, the anon who argued otherwise was wrong. But that still doesn't excuse what he's doing to the sport.

>>73934391
>beg me
>to read to you

>>73934380
>overhyped by everyone else

Overhyped by real fite fans yes.

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Now that the dust has settled.

Was Brock Lesnar the best thing to happen for the growth of MMA in the last decade?

If you've been watching the sport since UFC 189 then obviously you think Magiga is the most popular star.

There's like a decade and a half of history you don't know about lol.

>>73934409
Fuck this faggot too

He has a shitty record and is boring to watch. No idea why he has so much praise in MMA.

>>73934413

Still waiting for you to name someone more popular.

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>>73934393
>Can't debate facts
>Has to smugly assure himself he's on some sort of high ground to be able to continue existing
Kek, this autist.

Fucking beg me you COCKSUCKAH.

>>73934413
See >>73934184 and >>73934126
Go ahead. Try me.

>Feeling this fucking threatened by a 175cm tattooed manlet from Ireland
Lmao.

>>73934385

Nice, the mental manlet line, that hasn't gotten old yet or anything. They say when you start repeating yourself in an argument, it's because you can't actually think of a real comeback. But don't listen to that, cause you sure showed me.

>>73934418
He helped grow the sport and take it mainstream. Most of the time his fights aren't boring.

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>three most popular ufc fighters ever are conor, lesnar, and ronda

this triggers the UFC 1'ers

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>>73934435
>Legit fucking crying because I outed him as a physical and mental manlet with no argument
Damn it feels good to be a fucking DOCTAH.

Shit for brains DEGENERATE, cry some more you autist lmao.

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>Dana I'm sorry, please give me my job back! Dee said she is going to leave me if I can't support her son!

What would you do in this position?

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>leave McGregor to me
Keep in mind. Seriously if you don't know who this is you're casual as fuck.

>Win/Loss/Draw
>742-130-3
>is real Irish and not Sottish
>has I.R.A connections
>killed 10 men at Carrickfergus Castle drug deal gone bad
>trained Mayweather to fight The Big Show
>took a flamethrower to a gypsy village in Ireland
>All Country Division 1 grappler

>>73934430

Lol like I said bud, check the Steph Curry analogy for why what you're saying makes no sense. I know you called it "the dumbest analogy you've ever heard" but that's simply cause you got no answer for it.

If you're a 189er (which you are) then Anderson Silva's 6 year unbeaten run means absolutely nothing to you.

FYI: Anderson Silva has more twitter followers than Magiga. Actually, twice as many as him.

>>73933061
Ngannou could beat Stipe Miocic right now. This is one of those Cody Garbrandt situations where the guy is so good he goes from being undefeated to champion really quickly.

And "so good" at heavyweight doesn't necessarily mean skill wise. It means he hits far harder than anyone else, and one punch is all he needs.

>>73934458
dab

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>>73934458
>>73934458
>>73934458

>No Ronda
>No Conor

Who will be the next big thing in UFC guys? Which weight division?

>>73934480
There is currently nobody on the roster that can fill that void if Conor were to sit out 2 years.

Brock can maybe fight again in the summer, but even Jon Jones vs DC 2 wouldn't pull anywhere in the ballpark of 700,000 - 1 million PPVs.

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>>73934480
I'M COMIN' FOR THAT BELT COCKSUCKAS

>>73934485
>assuming Jones can't get suspended by the time he gets a rematch

>>73934480
Ngannou

>UFC can't survive without le loud mouth irish-man

I really want casuals to leave

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>>73934461
S H I L L E L A G H

>>73934465
See >>73934184
It's a dumb analogy because the numbers speak for themselves. People are PAYING to see McGregor MORE THAN EVER BEFORE.

HE's breaking the PPV buys records, people are tuning in just to see him talk shit about Floyd, with one tweet he generated more promotion than he would've with a fucking press conference.

>This faggot barely being able to sleep at night INTIMIDATED and SHOOK by a MANLET (175cm!!!)
LMAOING @ your sad (!) life.

>>73934465
>I know you called it "the dumbest analogy you've ever heard" but that's simply cause you got no answer for it.

Haha are you sure about that?

Are you trying to say that Anderson Silva was more popular because a bunch of poor brazillians followed his twitter account? How do you explain PPV buys then?

>>73934499
He is a great athlete but way too humble and bland

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>>73934502
He literally cannot.

He's legit fucking mental, suffers from autism and autismal BUTT ACHE.

A sad (!) individual with no argument other than a retarded false analogy.

>>73934500
I'm not really a fan of Conor but there's literally no one left who will draw close to his PPV numbers. The majority of UFC revenue still comes from PPVs so it doesn't look very good.

>>73934502

> a bunch of poor brazillians followed his twitter account

Oh there he goes again with the goal posts you are beyond pitiful.

This is why it's so painful trying to discuss anything with 189er Magiga nutriders, you just never let up.

I already got the spainsperg on a leash begging me to pay attention to his worthless drivel when I checked out the moment I saw that pitiful flag. Nothing that sperg ever says is worth considering.

>>73934480
The future lies with Cody Garbrandt

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[self-inserts onto irish leprechaun cause you're both the same height]

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>>73934354
Goldie the mother fucking truth.

Look in his eyes, what do you see?

>>73934528
Unironically this. Cody is the only person not named Ronda, Brock, Conor, or Jones that can be a star within the next 2 years.

Maybe Nunes too.

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someone explain this

I really want to see Manhoef in UFC

>>73934544
At the time, this was a supercard. Everyone was extremely relevant. Wandy vs Rampage 3 was a long time in the making and Rampage was a star. Nog was a star. Rashad was getting pushed hard by the UFC.

>>73934543
Have you heard one of Cody's promos? I love the guy but he's borderline disabled. You need charisma to sell fights to casuals

Lol this sperg has his meme response templates saved up in notepad documents for when he has nothing to say.

So predictable and idiotic. Not even worth it anymore. Failed gimmick.

>>73934457

I have been making arguments. You got mad at my points, and responded with your usual insults. When I called you out for repeating the same things in place of actual arguments, you repeated them and said you proved that I, in fact, was the one unable to make valid arguments. I know you arent really this stupid, because when you are correct about something, you are able to make cohesive arguments. However, when someone says something that you arent able to debate with, because they are correct, you choose to contest it with insults, because you are upset about what they are saying, and still want to fight it despite being unable to. You are trying to drag me into mud-flinging to distract me from my original points, so I stop making them, because they upset you.

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>>73934544
>mfw mike massenzio get no love from casuals on /heem/

>>73934527
If you want to play the social media game then.

Conor has 10 million instagram followers, 4x as many as Anderson. So he has more social media presence and way more PPV buys but Anderson is stilll more popular? If you want to feel special for having watched UFC longer, than that's cool I guess but I don't see how it helps your argument. I actually started watching in 2009 when I saw a replay of Anderson knocking out Chris Leben and it made me a fan of his for life, but the 189er insult really hurts if you want to use that again.

>Aldo vs Mendes II did 180,000 PPV buys

>>73934559
Yes, Cody doesn't have the 'it' factor. His showboating during fights and KO power helps. He needs to master the mic a bit better and he could one day maybe be a 400k PPV seller guy- which is better than most UFC fighters currently.

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>>73934553
This was when the UFC peaked in 2008 bro.

>>73934571
Good fight > bad numbers

Is Spainsperg, dare I say it, /Ourguy/?

>>73934571

>champs used to defend because they wanted to, not because they were promised a 2 mil purse

>>73934566
>If you want to feel special for having watched UFC longer, than that's cool

This has nothing to do with feeling special and more to do with actual facts. You can't start watching something in mid 2015, and then think your opinions hold more water than someone who has been watching 5 times as long as you.

Hop off the leprechaun nuts for a minute and think critically for your own self. Anderson Silva is a legend and the most popular UFC fighter. Yeah Magiga has the PPV records but he's just a gimmick that's gonna fade, never defended any of his UFC belts, doesn't look like he plans to either. This is like saying Paul Pogba is more popular than Maradona lol you're absolutely mental man.

>>73934583
>i miss the glory days of Aldo pulling out of every other fight and racking up decisions

kys

>>73934590
I posted objective facts and you're still memeing like a retard.

Thanks for the (you)s I guess, off to watch the tennis.

>>73934600

You're the one who's memeing. Suddenly twitter followers don't count cause "lol poor huezilians don't count but chad irish bandwagoners do"

Here's some facts for you buddy:

Anderson Silva = Legend > Kona Magiga
Most UFC title defenses
The face of MMA

>off to watch the tennis

Yeah stick to that yeah? Leave MMA to the adults.

>>73934585

My argument was that Aldo beating Conor would have been better for the sport because it would have prevented Conor from ruining It, because he wouldn't have the leverage to. You never responded with any kind of debate based on my original statement, just implied I was "triggered" by Conor. You might not agree with me, but that doesn't automatically make my point invalid and undeserving of any debate. But don't worry about the (you)s because I'm going to bed.

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poor cowboy.

>>73934649

I don't feel bad for him. Dude fights way too often for his own good.

>>73934658

I don't know if I agree with that...it's not like it's the first time he's lost and Jorge is a beast. I do feel bad he lost in his home town.

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Its really funny how Dana was saying he couldn't think of a HW champ that was a huge guy like Ngannou. Hello, who is 280lb Bork Laser? or do we not talk about people that are on suspensions, convenient when you are getting hyperbolic

>>73934671
>.it's not like it's the first time he's lost

He took way too much damage fighting Matt Brown to decide to come back in a month to fight Masvidal. Didn't look like he took it seriously in the first place.

>>73934658
This. He needed way more time off after the Matt Brown fight. Being constantly in training camp can't be good for your body either.

>>73934679

Brock will most likely never fight again, plus I think Ngannou is way bigger than him anyway.

>>73934658
He doesn't train either. Going down fishing and skiing or whatever doesn't help. Meanwhile Jorge was actually taking things seriously and training. Jorge is hungry as fuck right now. He got that immigrant mentality like Dingaling.

Donald is done. First sign of a shot fighter is they stop fighting back. Donald didn't do nothing round 2. Seemed terrified. Being that active has whittled away at his chin. One more fight and he's in the Recycle Bin.

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lads, what's gonna happen to Arlovski after tonight? I hope he gets one more chance

>>73934691
>One more fight and he's in the Recycle Bin

Really? Lol he loses one fight then he's done? Weren't people saying his next for a title shot?

>>73934687
I hear you but Brock cut to make HW limit and Ngannou doesnt, although he is longer and slightly taller. For the record I would pick Ngannou to smash Brock

>>73934641
That's not an argument, that's an opinion.

Fine, you want a non-insult to a retarded opinion, cool.

Think of it this way. Goober's brought growth to the company in the past year to a ridiculous point, he accounted for half the PPV buys of 2016 or something like that. That's a fuckton of money, a fuckton of casuals swarming into the sport and a fuckton of them staying. The UFC was sold at the perfect time because it was at a time when the fighters started to realise their own self value, more and more people acting like Conor, more and more people asking for retarded shit like "MUH MONEY FIGHTS" and other bullshit, thus they aren't as easy to manage as big guys from the past (Silva, GSP) were.

Contrary to what these casuals are implying, the sport WILL survive after Goober is gone. Where you see a wasted year for Aldo, I see a year of growth for the sport, a year of growth that will be needed in the future. Can you honestly say it wasn't more entertaining the way it panned out?

Conor lost, there was this drama for the belts, we got a GREAT fight between Aldo and Edgar at UFC 200, we got two entertaining fights against Nate, Holloway got to pound on Pettis, the Alvarez fight happened and now we're in store for one of the biggest dreamfights in the history of the Lightweight division in Khabib and Ferguson.

Sounds like all the bullshit Conor pulled gave us something great.

Just enjoy these entertaining years, McGregor is past the halfway point of his career and these times only happen once in a very long while. Kinda like the Ronaldo / Messi era, where two players run the game and there's not one close second. Enjoy this shit while it lasts because afterwards the sport will go back to normal.

Anyway, gonna sleep for a bit too.

>>73934709

First time I saw Ngannou weigh in, I thought he was the biggest HW I'd ever seen, even Overroid doesn't compare.

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>>73934691

>>73934708
He's primed for a deletion. UFC will keep him around too. They'll feed him to someone like they did BJ to build someone else.

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>>73934703
His wife and Michelle are leaving him.

>5 fights in the ufc and Ngannou has never been on a ppv
why do they do this? his next fight must be ppv, probably comain

>>73934739

I don't think so. He's one of their treasures, I think he'll get the Hendo treatment where he gets a title-shot for his retirement fight cause he's been such a good employee. Until then he can keep coming in at low pressure situations and putting people away on short notice.

>>73934751

He will KO Stipe for the belt at UFC 216. Screencap this.

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>>73934751
Bad at business.
Plain and simple.


Someone needs to teach these goofs how to whip the work.