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Previous thread: >>73932954
News:
>Ngannou calls out Cain
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/1/29/14428908/ufc-on-fox-23-francis-ngannou-wants-cain-velasquez-heavyweight-fight-next-mma
>UFC on Fox 23 results, live play by play
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-on-fox-23-play-by-play-and-live-results-4-p-m-et-1
>Dana promises "epic fall" for Goob if he tries to bite the hand that feeds him
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/dana-white-promises-epic-fall-for-conor-mcgregor-should-he-dig-in-against-ufc
>Biggest winners, losers from UFC on Fox 23
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/1/29/14428452/ufc-on-fox-23-results-biggest-winners-loser-from-shevchenko-vs-pena-denver-mma
inverted triangles aside - who can stop this man?
Schaub is God
>he's 18
>he spends his sundays making threads on 4chan
>he does it for free
Reminder that CTE posters need to clean their ears
What was going through his mind?
>>73948848
Swab BTFO
btw Schaub's a faggot
>>73948861
probably "this guy hits hard"
>>73948840
i am one of /heem/'s premier mma analysts
>>73948861
>I need to finish building that ranch
>>73948861
>I should've taken him more seriously
>>73948876
Too bad you have no money to bet. Maybe it's time to give up spergOPing and get a part time job.
>>73948861
spics are my undoing
think I could heem everyone in this thread 2bh honest lads
>>73948876
>Picked Cerrone over Jorge
>Premier analyst
Lol you're sweb-tier
>>73948861
B R O K E N
>>73948896
masvidals beard is terrible, he would unironically look better with just a stache
>>73948861
>WAKE ME UP
>>73948876
>>73948905
Eh, wasn't SpergOP the one telling everyone Masvidal will box Cerrone up and end the meme?
Someone here was, I thought it was him
>>73948926
he normally has it shorter, he grew it out for the cold weather
best fade in MMA tho
>Conor is going to defend the belt every 4 months, I can't wait!
>Listen, a title defense can wait, he has history to make
>It doesn't matter he got stripped, he totally cleaned out the division, now he can focus on lightweight
>It's just ten months off, obviously he'll make a defense when he comes back
So what's the latest excuse?
>>73948861
Should've voted Hillary
>>73948968
excuse for what
>>73948968
>So what's the latest excuse?
brb need to box 40 yr old mayweather
>>73948968
simply stop putting Magygas alongside the rest the figthers, he doesn't belong with them, he said this yesterday after coming out of his royce coked up to the gills
>>73948940
>the one telling everyone Masvidal will box Cerrone up and end the meme?
That was me.
>>73949014
this pretty much
let me know the next time a ufc fighter says "fuck the ufc" into a microphone after winning a title and telling their boss that they're taking 10 months off but keeping the belt
>>73948968
>granny had another acid reflux flareup, I'm going to need 10 months medical leave
>>73949028
jorge has nice hands. I knew he would fuck Cowboy up, and my dad is a massive Cowboy fan so I bet him fifty bucks as well lmao
>>73948948
He looks like third Pettis brother in that pic
>>73949002
His behaviour
>>73949028
Oh right, for some reason I thought it was SpergOP
Good job lad, you were right from the getgo
>>73949014
memegregor is nigger rich. he'll be broke in a matter of years if he doesn't play ball with the ufc.
“I’ll tell you what, for $100 million, I’ll sit for another year,”
>justfuckmyLWdivisionup
>>73949062
>white man says he's going to take some time off for his family
>black man doesn't understand
can't say I'm surprised desu
>>73949079
Blame Eddie
>>73949108
blame RDA too
>>73949108
eddie is easily the worst lw champ in the last 10 years.
>>73949108
Eddie should at least have made it competitive.
>>73949122
>pass out 3 times during weight cut
>fight the next day half conscious
fucking hue niggers can never properly weight cut
>>73949129
pettis was champ eh bud
you know that right
>>73949148
Pettis was convincingly the best LW in the UFC until RDA came along at least, Alvarez is barely Top 5 on his best day
Does anyone know if there will be a fight companion today?
>>73949148
Pettis defended the belt.
>>73949164
Yes in 7 bongs
>>73948824
>>73949148
>>73949148
>prime Pettis
>bad
he could've been GOAT but bought into his shit. trained and dieted horribly
his striking and jits were on another level after his fight with RDA all he does is shell up after getting punched
>>73949164
No, no one.
>>73949072
just because he bought a few cars doesn't mean he already spent all his money or hasn't invested in other things, just stop this le broke meme
>>73949079
he doesn't believe he'll get 100 millions right ?
He'll sit on his ass for 50 years if he believes it
>>73949172
fuck thats at 6 am
someone heem me already
I wish someone would give me 100gs to sit on my ass for a year
>>73949187
dont forget his coke habit
>>73949193
Well he says the price climbed from 15 million to 25 million in a month, so if he sits it out for one year it could make it to 100 mill.
He flat out said he has no intention of fighting either Khabib or Tony, but then he's salty about there being an interim belt.
>>73949180
pettis' hands were literally never good
his gameplan was literally always one dimensional
he was a champion who lacked toughness, what other people can you say that about? eddie is a shitty fighter but he beats more opponents than pettis does without question
>>73949193
it's a figure of speech, he will sit until the mayweather fight happens. When it does he won't fight again
http://severemma.com/2017/01/neil-seery-reveals-withdrawn-ufc-208-bout-ian-mccall/
el oh el. this faggoty hipster can't get a fight to save his life.
Post fighters that really make you think.
>>73949265
they will give him some jabroni
P4P ANTI-BOYS
>1.Mcgregor
>2.Jon Fitch
>3.GSP
>4.Candylei
>5.Mark Hunt
>>73949265
if I didn't know better I'd think that mccall was being punished
how many times is that in the past few years now lol
>>73949164
>the right one almost deepthroatinng that dark shaft
NGANNOU'D
>>73949193
You always ask more than you really want, that's how negotiations work.
>>73949219
It feels to me he's only interested in a third fight with Nate. I think if he does get to fight Floyd and Nate, he might retire.
Then no reason for him to fight Khabib or Ferguson.
>Masvidal said he will attack Cerrone's body to beat him
>Cerrone still leaves himself open to body strikes
how you present yourslef on live tv with a missing tooth, a mean that's not being professional
>>73949164
its in 3 hours
>>73949309
wow you have really really terrible taste if goober gsp wandy and hunt are antiboys my friend
i dare say you aren't even a fight fan and probably don't even watch fights
>>73949372
Go back to playing with dinosaur action figures mothafucka, worst champ in ww history
>>73949309
>Mark Hunt
why?
>>73949481
A lot of people hate him now since he's been so vocal against the UFC
>>73949481
>>73949511
he is a pretty big piece of shit but he's not an antiboy
>>73949481
Went full bitchmode after losing to a pro wrestler, Roids never bothered him when he fought in pride lmao
Ben Affleck wants it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZnr3v0Wj0
>The curse is real
>>73949581
Why does Ian Mcall want to have that squash match so badly? just move on
>>73948711
File an injunction for what? UFC contracts prohibit competing in other combat sports without prior approval. The end. None of this stuff regarding the Muhammad Ali act is relevant at all because signing a deal to box professionally is explicitly prohibited in McGregor's contract and the Ali Act wouldn't kick in until after signing.
Masvidal should fight Condit
Gud boy Golovkin also thinks Conor has a lot of chances against Floyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVOrHIDnRGY
>>73949581
I wonder how many training camps McCall has had to cancel. If it's not him pulling out (which it usually is) it's his opponent. He refused to fight a guy who was 3 lbs overweight.
>>73949613
you realize the ali act would circumvent that contract
>>73949605
What?
>>73949640
>linking to tmz
he's back boys he's wearing his big bill boots and he means business
>>73949613
If you sign a contract agreeing to be someone's slave for the rest of your life that contract isn't valid because the law prohibits it. Capeesh?
Spain got adan all revved up and now adan is gonna spam
wtf who the fuck triggered him this time we were having a peaceful time
Filter game strong af
>>73949740
Same
>>73949740
*flexes back at you with even more vigor*
>>73949581
lmao
I don't get it, they're going to make a fight companion on the replay of yesterday event?
>>73949736
Spain.
>>73948555
Looks like the spainsperg served out his ban
>>73949792
but that was like an hour ago
>>73949814
Adan thinks if he waits a while to start spamming it's less obvious he's the spammer.
Why are spergOP, adan, scatspammer and schaubsperg always online at the same time?
Really makes me think
I wish you could see yourself through my eyes so you would know just how much I pity you.
>>73949309
>Shitskin hating on Goober and GSP
Shocking.
Reminder I made a correlation between hating on Goober and being from a third-world shithole. As of late I'm seeing that tendency shift towards GSP aswell.
>Jon Jones not being on that list
>>73949842
*flexes at you*
>he has literally been manually finding proxies and spamming /heem/ for several weeks now
what a life
>>73949813
Damn bro you got BTFO.
>>73949108
>Hitler decimates Europe
>blame Poland for not stopping him
>>73949865
Ignore him. He gets off on us being repulsed by his gay cuck and scat images.
>>73949633
Condit wins if he's actually up for it
>>73949865
I wonder if he's on some kind of government dole or if he just lives with his mommy and let's her support him.
And to think scaub poster was cancer
This guy makes me love scaub fag
>>73949193
Could easily make 50 without the UFC involved
>>73949890
It Germany. Of course he is. How the mighty have fallen.
>>73949839
lmao it's entirely common for me to go weeks without posting here and every single time I pop back in to see what's up it seems like everyone believes I never left loool
>>73949911
>Not having embraced Schaubposting
>Not smiling when you see Schaubposts
For sure lose my number my dude
>>73949914
And you know that how? Let's see your math, stupid.
>>73949855
Jon Jones doesn't make the list because he fucks up by accident or by being stupid.
The rest make themselves anti-boys willingly
>>73949948
idiot
>>73949945
I didnt think there was more anoying thing to shitpost then forced schaub meme but i was wrong
>>73949948
Jon Jones is a willing piece of shit.
>>73949948
>Being this ignorant of MMA
>Worshipping JBJ
>Hating on Goobs and GSP
>Hating on Mark Hunt because he lashed out when feeling injustice breathe down his neck
Why did the Spaniards who colonised you allow you to live?
>>73949947
Mayweather-Pac was 120-80
>>73949999
>>73949986
>>73949993
>>73949999
Remember that time Jon Jones stopped a thief just before stomping shogun into irrelevancy?
He's a nice guy desu, it's the only reason why he's not in an even bigger shithole
>>73949999
fucking spain never coming up short with the banter
>>73950008
Wow, really great logic there, bud.
No wonder your country suffers from rampant unemployment.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-09/italian-unemployment-rate-rises-to-highest-since-june-2015
What was your favorite moment in mma history? Something that just resonated with you for some reason whether you can explain why or not.
For me there is really no contest. On the main card of UFC 165, a new and heated rivalry took place inside the Octagon as former Ultimate Fighter season 10 teammates Matt Mitrione and Brendan Schaub were set to square off. For the opening three minutes of the bout, the pair traded on the feet, probing for a knockout like their pre-fight trash talk suggested fans should expect. Finally, Schaub gave up on the one or two strike attempts at a time and blitzed Mitrione with a barrage of strikes. As Schaub faked for a second, Mitrione covered up from the feint and Schaub scored a big double-leg takedown. From there, Schaub baited Mitrione into sitting up from half-guard, which Mitrione did. Once back to his feet, Mitrione would be quickly yanked back to the ground as Schaub had sunk in the position. Schaub continued to squeeze as Mitrione tried to fight the choke, but would go out before tapping. I'll remember it for the rest of my life.
>>73950042
Remember when he drunkenly crashed his car into a pregnant woman's car and ran off
Imagine having a favorite fighter that everyone is justifiably mad at, so you use mental gymnastics to convince yourself they are just being reminded of their childhood bully and/or are from a third world country, because you can't handle valid criticisms.
>>73950083
Mcgregor getting stomped by a lanky mexican on short notice
>>73950083
>for sure i'm a bad matchup
>>73950069
Honestly, you're retarded if you don't think so.
UFC offered 25-25. That's the opening offer.
Cut out the UFC, you can expect that number to increase significantly.
Add PPV.
50 isn't that far.
>>73950134
no no, wait a second
he ran back and grabbed some cash before he ran off for good, and sources close to him say that he left the half burnt weed in the pipe for the officer that he knew would soon be on the scene
>>73950069
Be nice dockcuck
Alright boys
Final round of the tourny and it is looking real close
http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665
http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665
http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665
>>73950083
>>73950187
Based
>>73950134
Why do people always bring up the fact that she was pregnant? It's not like her pregnancy caused the collision.
Rampage literally crashed into a pregnant woman and caused her to miscarry, but no one ever talks bout that.
>>73950167
Hi nigger janny :)
Another day of being a useless nigger, eh?
When are you gonna start spamming again?
Reminder you're a useless, illiterate shitskin from a third world country if you hate Goober.
100% certainty you're a manlet too.
>>73950174
>http://www.strawpoll.me/4896665
fuck off, what a shit list
>>73950235
lol angry dockie
did your big bill workboots not go back on sale yet
>docksmurf shows up right after the spamming is done
Really makes you think
>>73950251
>100% certainty you're a manlet too.
dude we just got him to calm down come on lol
>>73950263
What are big bill work boots? That a canadian thing?
>>73949721
Not really. There are many aspects of the UFC's contracts that likely wouldn't hold up in court, but I don't see how this is one of them. The Ali Act simply prohibits the same person or entity from acting as both manager and promoter and the UFC is, regardless of what you think of it, legally entitled to promote McGregor's boxing and MMA bouts which means this deal can't go down without their approval.
Reminder that if your favorite fighter is Conor Mcgregor, you're not welcome here and you should just spam youtube comments with your Mcgregor self insert account and spare your time
>>73950256
Those were the two finalists, we've been narrowing it down for months.
>>73950340
adan is a weirdo
>>73950174
50/50 damn
>>73950297
lol they might be
they make these work boots that have a massive thick sole on them so that manlets feel taller when they wear them to work and the brand is called Big Bill lol
>>73950340
you know what he probably likes this as well
>>73950377
I get a voucher every year from my employer for red wings so I wear red wings.
F u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPnWeqPrXk
Kek I'm not sure Cruz likes Todd Grisham
>>73950413
Oh snap
beg me
>>73950428
Don't get why they put these literally who casuals on these shows. They really aren't necessary. Former fighters do a great job.
>>73950428
Why does DC keep touching Cruz?
>>73950311
Sorry (not sorry), i'm not taking reminders from Puerto Rico.
>Floyd vs Conor
Lads, this is a pure win-win situation
>Floyd schools Conor
>we all laugh at the leprechaun
>Conor heems Floyd
>we all die laughing at 49-1, the biggest upset in combat sport history
>>73950311
Pero mira vos a este negrito atrevido
>>73949060
4th*
Lottsa #fakenews agents here on /heem/
>>73950532
>We all laugh at the leprechaun
Not really. Everyone expects him to bloody lose, when he does all he has to say is
>I TOOK A RISK YE I ENTERED HIS WORLD NOW HE HAS TO ENTER MINE NEVER BOXED IN ME LIFE AND I STILL LANDED ON HIM
Conor winning would be ridiculous though but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it to happen
>>73950525
>dcsucc15.jpg
>>73950464
>>73950528
>>73950555
i know i got both of you motherfuckas with that youtube self insert account comment
>>73950428
None of them like him
https://youtu.be/lq7JEInyoSg
@1:10
What if Spain is actually right?
What if heem is really full of physical and mental manlets and ofc permavirgins
What time does SUG 3 start?
>>73950588
>Conor winning would be ridiculous though but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it to happen
The smallest chance of this happening makes the fight worth it.
and yea you are right, it's not really much to laugh at if Floyd wins. But I wouldn't really be mad if that happens.
>>73950532
>conor loses to floyd
>sorry dana let me back
>fights tyron for 3rd belt, gets head cracked
>defends lw belt against Tony Ferguson, loses.
>3rd fight with Nate, some how loses.
>Retires
Best case scenario
>>73950626
beg me, brandon
>>73950652
I take great pleasure in watching her skull get battered off the canvas.
What you know about me? I'm Mac Dreezy
Call Hennessy, Heem, and a blunt a Bleezy
I keep a fat sack wrapped in a backwood leave
>>73950596
Janny can you ban me please? I have chores to do and I cant pull myself away from /sp/
>>73950621
If he was right he would use actual points to debate people instead of repeating insults to distract people from the fact he has no argument
>>73950631
>No mention of Khabib
Not the best scenario desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI
i want this scene reenacted on Mcgregor only on a ppv with Khabib as the antagonist
>>73950726
>>73950611
Have to proxy up to watch this
>>73950753
beg me
>>73950652
>worship a plaque
>>73950752
>Khalameme
Hello the lad bible commenter
>>73950763
Beg me nice and flowy, Jon
>>73950652
you know it's bad when she has to jump on the #resistance bandwagon to stay relevant, even Travis is done with her. be careful with that gun, Honda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>73950801
I think Danis might be evil
he seems evil
Danis should fight Jon in MMA rules
>>73950652
>that first comment
She should retire from everything and go live in a convent for the rest of her life.
>>73950621
* Brings mic closer *
Well no, you see because Spain used to have the tallest people in the world on average. I was actually reading about their history and their region was actually raided by the Mongols more than any other, the Mongols weren't tall people at all, Genghis Khan was like 5'2 or some shit.
Jaime can you bring that article up?
Ya see, this study found that 95% percent of Spain has direct lineage to Genghis khan and thats why they aren't very tall now......I wonder if their dicks got shorter too?
>>73950875
bud you're softer than a peach
>>73950428
dc tryna get some SUCC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4
New Jack Slack
>>73950927
Shut the fuck up and portion faster
i need some content to fill up my empty life. what should i watch or listen to?
>>73949740
looks like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERZH8uclR4
>>73950977
Everything on MMANationdotcom youtube
>>73950977
Chad Mendes' youtube channel is pretty great. I really liked the oregon hunting vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTYUWWVh6n4
>>73950992
wew lad, I posted this first
>>73951001
>>73951016
nobody wants to listen to your shitty podcasts, go spam it on reddit
>>73951046
S-sorry
Damn, Dana is in denial about Ronda. Is he actually in love with her?
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheMikeyHutch/status/825761573163696129
>>73950977
True Detective season 1 to get to know the struggle of Jason Knight
>>73950370
In other words, you can't force a boxer to give you options on future fights as a condition of a contract. Still nothing there that would allow you to ignore your current contract with your promoter.
Hopefully it doesn't sound like I'm defending the UFC here because their contracts are garbage. Would be great for everybody if the Ali Act were expanded to MMA.
>>73950875
>more like Steak Land
>>73950952
:)
>>73951072
You know the funny thing is I listened to this and it didn't register with me either that she's actually defended
48 seconds are easily forgettable I guess
>>73951072
CM Punk esque fights don't count as defenses
>>73951084
kek I had to look to see what you were talking about
>>73951084
hendricks vs vitor was the fight to make. dana dropped the ball
Am I the only one that unironically believes that Conor would heem khalabeeb?
>>73951093
TAKE IT BACK
ONLY REDDITORS DOWNVOTE
>>73951127
Khabib whatever the fuck his name is
>>73950977
lad, SUG 3 is in 1 bong if you can make it until then
>>73950875
in all seriousness it's fucking hilarious that dockie goes to a secret place to do racist graffiti lol
good night memelords, sleep tight and dank heems will come out of your fists next week, but only if you respond to this post
Can someone post video of Rampage bullying guy on TUF for having titties?
>>73951081
our guy is a flat circle
*blocks your path*
>>73951174
found vid
>https://youtu.be/NCvRqJDQD4k
>>73951165
You left out "sir" you idiot. That was the funniest part of the filename.
>>73950621
>mental manlets and ofc permavirgins
lmao I'm only one of those things, jokes on him
hhaha..
>>73951202
*Tell him Hendo's my grandad*
>>73951185
or is he a flat octagon ?
*mind blown*
>>73951202
*H-Bombs your face*
Lads I am trying to gain weight and I swear its all just going to my face. My body is still like a twig but my face looks like a flabby circle
>>73951142
I didnt write any of that. I just took a pic cause I found it amusing
>>73951237
this season was so sweet
>>73951249
Youre not consuming enough protein.
>>73951204
fuck rampage is a cunt
so glad he got ko'd
>>73951273
That episode in the middle with that long take is still the best TV I've ever seen
Walk up on me again
>>73951296
>brit cuck can't handle the banter
hello paki
>>73951202
>>73951256
is that like a tiny hole that only you can fit inside lmao
hey are you excited that they are starting a division you could fight in at ufc 208
did they let you drive the crane yet
Pick the 3 winners in next week's fights
>>73951301
Did you see Creed? The middle fight is all one cut. Really well done.
>>73951249
Why would you try to gain weight nigga, most women like skinny ripped over rich pianna mode, or fat ripped
>>73951318
lol when alexa said "I hope to have a body like Herrig's some day"
>>73951318
Everyone on the left side, i want Hill to win badly but she had trouble with a lesser grappler last fight, she still needs more experience
>>73951315
They're had 145 for a while, Adan. Are you bummed they havent added ultra heavy weight yet?
>>73951304
>BACK UP DOO
>>73951318
All the chicks on the left side
>>73951318
Everyone on the left
How the hell is Bec Rawlings getting Tecia after losing to Paige? Tecia is way better than Paige
>>73950370
Why was this deleted? I hope Italy didn't get banned, I wanted to hear what he had to say..
>>73951318
Grasso
Andrade
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>73951362
She does have a good body though. Look at the reaction on homeboy here
>>73951367
women's 145 you fucking moron lmao I'm calling you a little bitch because juliana pena would unironically kick your ass lol
>>73951312
>calls me paki
>legit from the same place as Khabib
HOWLING
>>73951415
she meant she's roiding
>>73951430
Not all of us were blessed with ultra heavy weight genetics adan.
>>73951318
Jung
Grasso
Trujillo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
Blaydes
Tanaka
Skelly
Torres
Price
Khalil (he's fighting a striker this time)
>>73951340
Not him but I weighed 140 at 6 feet tall around this time last year. Started working out and eating to gain weight and now I'm 170 looking good.
>>73951393
i don't think tecia is fighting much longer she's finishing her meme masters degree but she has never finished a fight
>>73951441
is it scary driving home at night knowing that most people could kill you with their bare hands
>>73951279
Maybe, I might just get fat and then work out.
This whole eating a lot and working out at the same time is too much work.
>>73951340
I want to be stronger, I am 6'1 and 150 pounds. Look like shit. Plus I am ugly so I need big arms to over compensate.
why you trying to spy on us
>>73951249
>doesnt know how to get Bigg
Someone post it
>>73951472
>140 at 6 feet tall
lol i remember weighing exactly 140 in 8th grade
we would completely waste our time trying to lift big
>>73951480
Is it scary knowing you have no real world skills outside of portioning dip?
>>73951502
Childhood obesity is a big problem in America.
>>73951505
hahahhaa wow, Adan looks like THAT?
>>73951502
Did you get bullied in 8th grade too?
>>73951505
>work on dock
>harbor resentment
>>73951534
lol yes
>>73951476
Bec Rawlings got KO'd from a meme kick from PVZ that didn't even land very flush
Tecia might get her first finish
>>73951521
i meant we were stick figures
>>73951549
literally daily fighting, rarely serious though
>mfw just took a nice steamy dockbro
Don't go in the bathroom for six hours bros.
>>73951083
Yeah, I had actually misunderstood the clause.
Maybe there's still a case there.
When Conor signed his last contract with the UFC it contained provisions that prevented him to box without the UFC's consent until his contract with the UFC is over. One could argue that as such, his contract with the UFC is a "boxing contract" and can therefore be declared to be invalid via Ali Act.
Alvarez only won the belt because RDA almost died from the weight cut and was dehydrated
Y/N?
>>73951593
wow man i'm sorry for bringing up bad memories i was just bantsing
>>73951593
The bus stop, the hallways, the bathrooms...just nonstop beating the shit out of each other
>>73951616
Y
>>73951627
>>73951636
we were just a bunch of jackasses we would fight for fun, but not stuff like soccer kicks to the head
>>73948861
they need to build that wall faster
>>73951491
AYY TIDDIES
>>73951616
He definitely fluked a win but it wasn't because of the weight cut
>>73951301
The tape scene is killer
;-;
>>73951505
where did you find this?
>>73951751
Internet
Anyone know why RDA left Cordeiro? He's a good coach
>>73951432
okay islam muhammad
asalama lakem
Predict the betting line for Anderson Silva vs Derek Brunson
>>73948861
He was thinking its time live up to my nickname "unimportant fight donald."
>>73949370
No, it's at 7pm PT, which is 4 and a half hours from my post.
>>73951721
Seasons ending would be much better if the occult stuff turned out to be real instead of just a bunch of pedos
>>73951799
is brunson going to bullrush him
https://twitter.com/AllThatMMA/status/825113090190635008
Anyone think there's any truth to this? I got tickets for this and would shit my pants if it's true.
>>73951799
-300 favorite Brunson
>>73951854
Speaking of which Paige's brother will be release from prison in 4 months
>>73951872
>wmma
>>73951901
No one cares except you, weirdo.
>>73951872
Sounds feasible. They brought in Waterson to analyze and FOX and have been really promoting her in general since she choked out Paige
Cant think of too many other fights that make sense to headline the card too
>>73951872
Joanna said that shes not confirming that she fights Waterson, and she doesn't expect her to be her next opponent. She also said that she's probably not going to fight on 210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6soIJ3nbM
>>73951872
>shit my pants
why it's joanna fighting an atomweight lol
>>73951799
Silva -300
>>73951934
imagine how quickly valentina would kick joanna's ass lol
>>73950755
Not sure if it works in your country, but I can just replace the "tube" in youtube with "pak", and the video will play for me.
>>73951939
Maybe she would get another TKO then
>>73951979
silva will win
>>73951612
If that is correct, then Conor is fucked, and at Dana's mercy. Nice.
>>73951798
>asalama lakem
what did you mean by this
>>73951872
shit your pants in a good way or a bad way
>>73951991
25 minutes decision ? That's not quickly at all
>>73952023
Nvm I misread
>>73952002
do you think joanna cheats like your famous polish boxer does?
>>73951872
Why not poland? What's the time difference between england and poland?
>>73952051
>famous polish boxer does
which one you mean ?
Also
>boxing
>wgaf
>>73952023
Looks like Conor better get ready for the SUCC
>>73951934
she's so good in the white shirt
>>73952036
>t. dropped in her last two fights
eggoana pls
>>73952108
she can't strike with valentina
and valentina would rag doll her auschwitz ass
>>73951996
So make it Youpak?
>>73951612
The Ali Act prevents boxers from being held in contracts and exclusivity deals and being scammed by the promoter from getting the best deal for himself.
The Whole Situation Eddie dealt with when leaving Bellator to fight in the ufc was completely illegal in the boxing world. He ended being sidelined for a year and had to pay the fucking promoter.
Hence Connor can go fight in a boxing fight claim the Ali Act and laugh and laugh some more.
Reason it's never been done before is because it's not worth the hassle of court with the UFC only to get knocked out like Mike Perry did. And boxers starting out make much less then a UFC fighter on the prelims
But Connor is looking at a super paycheck against a smaller man. He has the warfunds for a a few days(1 month of the Nevada fucking Commission at Most) of court with the UFC and get that super check.
Connor is going to get that fight.
>>73952125
Yep, that's what I do and it works for me.
>>73952108
>>73952122
>3 decisions
>but this time she would get KO
It would be another decision for Shevchenko, don't kid yourself
>>73951612
Kek, I thought you got banned. The real case IMO is the fact that fighters are clearly not independent contractors because they're tied to a specific promotion. Unfortunately challenging it in court is a gigantic, expensive undertaking and probably career suicide for anybody associated with it.
If the Ali Act were applied to MMA it'd force the kind of financial disclosure that a union would need to start organizing, but we already saw how quickly Cowboy and Dillashaw turned their backs on the fighters' association. The UFC just has too much leverage over the fighters.
>>73952125
>>73952167
I should add, the URL used to stay as youpak, now I get redirected to a site called "eachvideo". Still works for me though.
>>73952183
lol she's fighting at 135 without weight cutting dipshit
holly is fucking cutting to 145
>>73952183
Joanna stinks and your country is worthless.
>>73951872
Why are they giving her a shot over Andrade?
>>73952050
I hope Conor takes them to court over the contract desu. He's the only one who has the resources to do it, and it's really bullshit that the UFC is able to get away with this kind of shit.
Don't know if there's any other job in the world where someone can get stuck in the same type of limbo as MMA fighters do.
>>73952142
>Hence Connor can go fight in a boxing fight claim the Ali Act and laugh and laugh some more.
I'm not so sure about it anymore.
Reading the language in the act regarding coercive contracts ( http://www.boxinginsider.com/almanac/the-muhammad-ali-boxing-reform-act-2/ ) it seems to only apply to contracts made between boxers and boxing promoters
>>73952195
Yeah, it's a bit fucked.
I'm also disappointed by Conor's response during the ariel interview when asked about the MMAAA.
He gave a dumb showy answer rather than taking it seriously.
As I said before in this post I'd love for Conor to not be able to get the Floyd fight and be so pissed he does all the work necessary to get past the UFC's ridiculous contracts in order to be able to get the fight.
>>73951612
>deleting your posts cause you realize youre wrong
lol fucking pussy. stand behind your words like a man.
joanna is unnaturally skinny she's obviously using some drug(s) to keep that weight off, definitely taking something for cardio too
>>73952266
>getting so buttmad over a girl you hop on a bandwagon 2 weightclasses over
you are worse than Bulgaria and his Conor hating, lad
>>73952122
I agree
>>73952183
joanna is a conor tier cutter and still got dropped by womanlets. val heems her
>>73951996
>>73952167
>>73952200
Thanks bro, works
That's useful shit to remember
>>73952286
>Why are they giving her a shot over Andrade?
She turned it down
>>73952195
How stupid are you. The Ali Act prevents a promoter from stopping it's fighter from fighting in another promotion to make the most money for himself. It's illegal for the promoter to try to sue the fighter and attempt to drown him in legal fees as well to coerce the fighter.
It's that simple. If Connor decides to go box he's in the clear. Dana will be pissed doesn't mean he can do a randy couture on him tho or what Bellator did to Eddie.
Because now Connor is legally protected as a boxer same as any other protected worker in the USA. If the UFC doesn't come to the table and play fair Connor can leave and the judge will go with him.
Because the Ali Act a federal law clearly says what the UFC provision says is illegal when it comes to boxing. It would be taken up with the commission and dealt with that month.
>>73952291
come at me bro
>>73952286
in the interview he said "people need to stop asking for handouts".
fucking rich from a guy who was on welfare with his gf being the breadwinner.
what day should i start taking picks for a saturday event?
>>73952311
Dude they fought 3 times in MT, 3 decisions, Valentina isn't heeming her, if she couldn't do it when Joanna had 2 years of training she won't do it now
>>73952364
Thursday
>>73952371
Your dislike for Karolina is disgraceful.
>>73952286
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/manager-jessica-andrade-was-offered-ufc-champ-joanna-jedrzejczyk-wants-another-fight-first
I can't imagine Angela Hill being ready for Andrade, so this seems like a pretty safe plan for her.
>>73952371
>MT gloves
>val looked bigg last fight
What time is the royal rumble on at
>>73952364
picks were unironically already started last night
you better find something else to do with your time
>>73952339
>t. Not a lawyer
>>73952327
>>73952396
Oh, ok.
Well I guess Hill would be a similar stylistic matchup to JJ. Like a JJ lite.
Could be good for Andrade
>>73952364
The previous Saturday.
>>73952404
artem /fa/ as fuck and what can I say about Pablo, our eternal boy
>>73952404
>What time is the royal rumble on at
>>73952399
Valentina wouldn't be bigg at 125 and she isn't a knockout artist either, just 6 KO's combined on her MMA and kickboxing record
>>73952411
>falling for the fake picks
kek, that guy posted that 3 times without ever updating it. pretty sure im the only one taking real picks now
>>73952427
that will end up with hundreds of picks and dozens of people picking multiple times
>>73952378
sweet, i'll use this header
>>73952412
Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to being wrong.
>>73951318
Grasso, Andrade, Tiny Tornado. Simples.
>>73952472
>pretty sure im the only one taking real picks now
I do it all the time you fuck
>>73952445
>karolina hits harder than shevshenko
>>73952395
And you are fat :^)
>>73952479
sure you do
Brock's gone. Rhonda's gone. Conor's gone.
Dana. Make me your guy
>>73952528
lol I have literally never done it
>>73952472
I'm liking the new predictionbud
>>73952472
I like the fact you're making nice headers. Makes it easier to tell real picks apart from the fake ones.
>>73952545
What are you talking about ?
anyone got a stream for SUG?
>>73952601
*high pitched alarm WOOP WOOP WOOP*
FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS ALARM
>>73952472
lol you added literally 10 sets of my predictions
oh and you pirated photoshop which means you pirate the ufc so fuck off
Apparently Danis missed the catchweight of 180 by 17 pounds and Agazarm weighed in at 170
>>73952601
Bermudez
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>73952601
>predictioncuck wars
new lows
>>73952689
it's openweight. the weight bet was probably a gentleman's agreement
>>73952660
>you pirated photoshop
kek, thats not even photoshop you retard
>>73952585
*does the robot and heem you*
Go look for cheese in the FW division you mouse
>>73952473
>t. not a lawyer
>>73952718
>literally said he was using photoshop earlier in the week
>>73952715
there's no war. if that guy does predictions, i wont. its fine for me. i just wanna make /heem/ better
>>73952721
He does look extremely mouse like
SUG STREAM PLS
U
G
S
T
R
E
A
M
P
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>>73952747
unironically go ahead you do it much better than i do
here are the picks i already got
>>73930118
This is a long shot but does anyone remember the RDA/Ferguson fight?
If so, is there any chance any of you scored that 5th for RDA? I sort of thought he took it due to landing bigger strikes in that round. I don't think he won the fight though, but the 5th doesn't seem so clear cut
>>73952689
They didnt beg him
>>73952765
>does anyone remember a fight that just happened?
>>73952601
>Bermudez via heem
>Grasso via UD
>Trujillo via heem
>Ovince Saint Preux via heem
>Hamilton via UD
>Andrade via sub
>>73952765
everyone scored it 10-9 ferguson
We get to Suggest ONE /HEEM/ meme to Uncle Dana for a promotion. What should he use?
>>73950652
What an absolute idiot
>>73952799
>meme amateur chef/part-time fighter over a perennial top 3 FW who had too much gook pride
viper urself my man
>>73952864
There literally aren't any good ones. We're very lazy and stupid.
>>73952896
>Roy Nelson vs JDS II
>>73951471
That one dude in the back is great
HEEM WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUG STREAM YOU USELESS SACKS OF THREE DAY OLD POWDERY SHIT
FUCKING LINK ALREADY YOU FUCKING DORKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73952286
>I'd love for Conor to not be able to get the Floyd fight and be so pissed he does all the work necessary to get past the UFC's ridiculous contracts
Pretty much how I feel.
>>73952339
>The Ali Act prevents a promoter from stopping it's fighter from fighting in another promotion
This makes no sense, do you really think a boxer can just go and break his contract the minute he feels like it? What it really does is stop promoters from forcing boxers to give them options on future fights. McGregor wanting to breach his current, valid contract, Couture claiming his contract was nullified due to retirement, and Alvarez claiming that the UFC's offer didn't match Bellator's are all completely different situations, none of which would be covered by the Ali Act even if it applied to MMA.
>>73952864
Succ
>>73952963
>>73952864
>>73952963
Jones vs Cormier II
>>73952750
He looks so young there
>>73952545
Can we stop pretending he is good now?
>>73952933
nobody has a link. due your duty to heem and search twitter for a link
>>73952870
we'll see how it goes my man
>>73952545
>>73953008
>>73952786
Mate it's easy to remember how a fight went but not how you scored each round
>>73952838
Alright thanks lad
>>73953105
oh wow a fighter got ko'd who'd of thought it
can the guy with the fancy designs and blacked goldie keep doing predictions
How hard will Joe suck Ngannous dick? I'm hopping he'll be the voice of reason but more likely he'll jump on the hype train like with Ronda and say
>He could definitely take on Stipe
>roryfan is posting again
We are reaching sperg capacity lads
>>73953206
He could take on Stipe. He wouldn't be the favourite but I don't think Stipe is so far ahead of Ngannou that an upset would be out of the question. Especially considering it's heavyweight.
>>73953209
where?
I miss that dude
when is the delayed fight companion?
shalom /heem/
>>73952765
I had RDA winning rounds 1 and possibly 3.
Felt like he gave up after the third
>>73953281
He is predictioncucking again
If Ngannou had landed that left while Andrei was airborne, would AA be comatose, braindead, or entirely dead? Would the shockwave have affected anyone at ringside?
>>73953261
Stiopic, Cain and Werdum would probably own Ngannou with grappling, JDS and Reem are better match ups for him
The dudes I would most expect to have tattoos are
Nate Diaz = huge hip hop/2pac fan. They usually have tattoos
Nick Diaz= Deftones fan
Jorge= Dunno
Thoughts?
>>73953469
>Thoughts?
the shit that occupies your mind reflects your faggotry and basicness
>>73953281
real human bean
>>73953158
it's fun to watch
>>73953469
>Jorge
You know you say it like horghe not george
very strange
>>73953441
there was one punch he threw at the beginning of the fight that would have flatlined Arlovski that just grazed him
>>73953497
>it's fun to watch
I just feel a bit sorry for him, being knocked out feels horrible when you wake up
>>73953441
stiocic did it faster
>>73953441
If he'd hit him leaping in like Fedor he'd still be down. Dude needs to retire.
>>73953543
honestly arlovski will probably have the worst CTE in the UFC at this rate
>>73953543
>stiocic
Makes me kek when that one anon mentions Cannonier is his low-key boy
>>73953587
mee-pay stee-oh-chich
>>73953556
Brimbly Swoobly has it worse, every time he got heemed it was straight to shadowrealm plus years of playing handegg
>>73953610
>me vs a trump a supporter.webm
>>73951872
I got tickets too, wanna shag?
GERTRUDE
>>73953587
https://youtu.be/Cj_q1dLvhuU?t=1m30s
>>73953642
That's an unflattering photo, photograph must hate her to put it on the internet
>>73952545
is that CM punk?
>>73953649
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>73953543
bob sappesque is arlovski joe
>>73953556
bigfoot and schaub
>>73953658
>Be young
>Be beautiful
>Cut hair short
Paige is making the money that she could make.
>>73953642
ADRIANA
>>73948968
literally no one but your autistic ass cares about any of that shit. i want memes that's it
>>73953677
Swabss CTE is very evident when you listen to him talk. Pray for Swab, he is not well
>i want memes that's it
>>73953680
I have a fetish for meme haircuts like that so I'm not complaining
>>73953708
Bork Lesnar?
THERE'S NO ALDO, THERE'S NO PONY FERGUSON, THERE'S NO BABIES, THERE'S NO NOTHING, THAT'S IT
>>73953642
GERTRUDE IS A PUSSY
>>73953677
arlovski will be worse than both
he's been KO'd nine times. NINE TIMES
>>73953722
What's stopping someone like Conor from just cracking him when he's doing all this flowy shit?
>>73953722
WHEN FRANKIE EDGAR WAS LURKIN', WHEN FRANKIE EDGAR WAS LURKIN', DENNIS SIVER IS AVAILABLE, "OH DENNIS SIVER, DENNIS SIVER IS AVAILABLE".
lets say reem gets heemed and fights arlovski next and they both KO each other at the same time
is it a draw? NC?
>>73953738
nothing
>>73953722
Embarrassing how slowly he spins and double embarrassing that RDA covers up when he sees that
>>73953757
has anyone ever told you to stop asking retarded questions? you aspies and your stupid fucking prompts need to be eliminated
Ngannou vs Cain
fookin do it
Is Pettis shook?
>>73953738
conro will heem fergy if they ever fight
only khabib can end the conor meme once and for all
>>73953757
double KO would be no contest I would assume but I honestly don't know for sure
where is my fucking fight companion
I want to sleep while listening to new hot conspiracies
>>73953738
Tony is just playing around, hafiel was broken
>>73953771
manlets are disgusting to look at
>>73953757
>>73953775
2 and a half hours dude
can somebody post the webm of cowboy getting KO'd? I wanna make sure to post it in every single thread for the next 6 months. thanks
>>73953770
ngannou vs struve could headline a paris show
>>73953757
No contest. Look up Gray Maynard's fight with Rob Emerson.
>>73953771
that would be a really bad fight for pettis to take
>>73953784
>and fights arlovski next
>>73949237
>Pettis lacked toughness
Did you watch how RDA beat the shit out of him but he wouldnt go down
>>73953793
>>73953841
>Did you watch how RDA beat the shit out of him but he wouldnt go down
yes I watched him wilt to strikes for five rounds just like everyone else did
he looked like dog that had been beaten
Pettis should fight some meme tier guy like Felder
>>73953799
Emerson wasn't kod ya dummy
>>73953895
It will take too long to rehabilitate pettis, he should be used as fodder
>>73953895
They literally train together every single day right now lol. They're not going to fight each other.
Felder is a nice guy btw. I thought all Irish guys were cunts but he's totally normal.
>>73949237
>>73953841
>>73953881
>canadians talking about toughness
>canadian keyboard warriors talking about toughness
shut the fuck up you tub of lard
>>73953895
he's rumored to be fighting mairbek taisumov next
>>73953933
>>73953933
>>73953933
NEW
>>73953932
t. pettis fan who used to talk shit about how good he was
>>73953929
he aint Irish though
>>73953929
is that you, sage
>>73953943
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73953943
start spaming porn now, no one is using that shot thread
>>73953943
you got stop doing this man. being the OP really doesnt matter
>>73953786
Thats if it starts on time like they never do.
>>73953950
Oh lol...I don't know why I thought that. I assumed he came from Ireland to America to be an actor for some reason.
>>73953973
that's a good OP
>>73953946
i couldn't care less about pettis, although he seems like a nice guy. i'm glad max beat him. it's just hilarious to see a fucking dweeb like yourself trying to tell us Showtime isn't tough
>>73953981
its 30 posts early and will most likely be deleted. new threads should even be thought about until the previous thread fills up
Roufusportfag here. Why does everyone hate Anthony Pettis? Was it just the constant UFC media spammage of the meme kick?
>>73953978
;) no problemo buddy, easy mistake
>>73953983
yeah showtime is super tough dude you're right he's totally resilient and you're not dumb
>>73954012
he can take a beating. he's not world class. he's still tough as hell. there are degrees to this shit, you cheeto-dusted troglodyte. fuck off
>>73954020
you seem angry and pettis wilts to strikes like val letourneau
>>73954055
you got me, i'm frothing at the mouth. drown yourself in maple syrup so that the end to your misery is a patriotic one
>>73954072
pettis is a wuss bud deal with it lol
>>73954055
>>73954103
Are you the guy who keeps firebombing Pettis' cars? Lol.
>>73954113
>>73954113
>>73954113
NEW THREAD
>tfw roidmero pops again
>tfw Boetsch heems Jacare
>tfw The Chris destroys Mousasi in NY
>tfw The Chris is champ again by the end of the year
JOIN THE TEAM NOW
I LOVE YOU
>>73954103
>wuss
>bud
>lol
you couldn't be more of a dork if you tried man. have a good night. don't forget my advice about the maple syrup
>>73948861
Masvidals right hand :)
>>73954139
you also lack resilience
>>73948861
Middleweight division here I come YEEEEHAW!
>>73948861
:'( I'm sorry grandma cowboy
>>73948861
/heem/ isn't going to be pleased. I hope Rogan isn't watching.
can someone make a new thread please
>>73948804
>Jingliang
Is the UFC retarded? Should be Li.
>>73950611
>0:41 of that video
they have women commentating/analyzing fights now?
top kek
>>73949369
DC looks fine with his missing tooth. He owns it and it isn't nasty to look at.
Don't be hatin' homie.