/hoc/

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reminder that the sharks have won as many cups as armenians have been genocided

>>72857138
>even armenia makes the highlights

am I a coulda been?

>>72857095
>>72857095

somehow this is Williams btfo

>>72857186
well we did just have a non-greece edition. i guess that is recognition in a way

>>72857186
fuck off grease

nth for holtby elite

>>72857221
so you 're saying I am a goon?

>>72857091
>rags

>>72857147
Shouldn't it be "Shaw fuck you"?

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>>72857186
you guys set in motion the fall of the EU. you should be proud of your parasitic countrymen. and the inevitable spread of the inevitable european hockey tournament that will rise from the ashes

>>72857247
You trigger Americans just with your flag

It's like being a Canadian on /pol/ epic lulz without the effort

>>72857302
no. it shouldn't. and ill thank you to stay out of my affairs.

>>72857304
are you high right now?

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So if the Oilers lose to the Jets, this will be the fourth straight game they've lost to a shit team. This really isn't >our year is it?

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>>72857356
its NEVER happening famalam

>>72857332
I mean, as long as you have it in a folder labeled Shaw or Hawks or somethin, then I guess it's fine. But I was really expecting to see someone BTFO Shaw in that webm. Kind of dissapointed now.

To guy from last thread:

Williams is playing well possession-wise, just has been snakebit. Ex. A: end of the 1st tonight.

>>72857378
>that flag

And what team are you cheering for?

>Shayne Ghostisdive

>>72857356
you didn't actually think it was, did you?

>>72857421
if you say so. maybe he is just getting old though

>>72855716
>echoing himself
why do jews do this? it'd be like them putting yellow stars on themselves in ww2

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>>72857247
more like a gambling madman teebeeH

your family is concerned

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>>72857386
>file name

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>>72857147
>>72857607

>>72857498
By >our year, I would have settled for just making the playoffs. They look like the same old Oilers now though, so I can't see that happening. Especially after the inevitable McD/RNH/Eberle/Draisaitl/Klefbom/Larsson/Talbot long term injury happens.

>>72857623
true

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feel free to dump your webms.

>>72857356
I 'LL TAKE YOU TO THE REFINERY
I 'LL LET YOU USE THE MACHINERY
GO 'HEAD GIRL TURN THE ROTARY
WE 'RE GONNA WIN THE LOTTARY, WHOA

>>72857607
See, this is better. You doesn't say "fuck you fucking faggot 'Shaw'", so now it works. So long as you have it in a folder that makes it easy to find.

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SSSSSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR

JUST

>>72857607
was Shaw just unlucky to get caught on hot mic for this? I've been to so many games and the shit they say goes way beyond this

When I watched my team play the laffs some 3rd line goon was skating up and down the ice saying "DURKA DURKA TOWELNIGGER" to Kadri all night long

>Holby
>Elite

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>>72857674
2/10.

>>72857623
So long as we all agree that some homos aren't faggots. All trannies can play in the womens NHL, whatever that is.

>>72857724
holtbys a goddamn bum.

>>72857735
>whatever that is
kek

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>>72857724
>holtgay

>>72857724
holtby elite orlov shit

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Why we gotta have two threads again

it's always that fucking Islanders breakaway

SSSSSSCCCCAAAAARRRRRR

it's the Penguins all over again

>>72857864
they have a pretty lethal counter attack. also, the whole caps core is still traumatized by the presence of halak over half a decade later

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>craps
are they dare I say slowly crawling back?

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>kongs
>scored on by the coyotes in less than 20 seconds

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>>72857920
crawling back into the fetal position, yes

Should we even make a Jackets-Avs thread? Or would it be even emptier than the Pepsi Center right now?

>>72857920
No they will just give up the timing goal within 5 min left then give up the GWG with less than a min left.

>>72857920
jaroslav placed some gypsy spell on the caps in 2010 and it hasnt been lifted. Islanders are still shit

>>72857955
probably, just post in here

>BJ's @ Avs

That's alot of empty seats. Some one should put a car there.

the coordinated bed shitting of my roster is impressive to say the least.

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CAPS FRANCHISE ON ITS LAST LEGS

>>72857955
No point. Shame that no one is going to watch as 2 of the 3 most formidable Calder contenders go at it

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>tfw Hotlby

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>crapperinos

Fire Trotz.

>>72857959
please make it happen

w-we didn't want to do well in the regular season anyways...

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is Holtby a faggot?

>>72857091
better one

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SAAD SCAAAAAAR

Jackets get on the board first again

>all these SH breakaways

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>>72858057
t-the stanley cup doesn't even matter!!

wait, this is Russia's best goalie vs. their second best isn't it..

Valarmov is pret--

Oh nvm, we scored lol

>>72858069
no he is elite

>>72858069
an overpaid one at that.

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caps just do NOT have an answer to the honky + halak meme magic

>Eichel
Is he, dare I say elite?

It will be managerial malpractice for MacLellan to not fire Barry by tomorrow morning.

Wew. I was told Boucher would fix the >snes inability to protect a lead.

oh damn flyers, look at you.

last time i checked it was 2-0, who got the goals?
>other than giroux obviously

>>72858013
It really is. Are there even any Avs posters on this board?

Halak is nothing more than a FUCKING meme

>rags

>>72858189
theyre my #2 team, sure. but i live in CO so its more of a regional interest than anything.

terrible game by Ovechkin

alright, kings suck, getting tired of losing now

who should my next team be? penguins or the habs?

So why is it when I watch KHL the women at the Russian games are all hot. But when they are in Slovakia or finland or some shit, they're all ugly?

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>>72858216
he's sure loving those meme bad angle shots eh

>>72857955
most single game threads are empty these days. everyone just does their shitposting right here in /hoc/.

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>>72858207
the memier he is the more unstoppable he is

>>72858216
>terrible season by Caps

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>>72858231

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>>72857721

>>72858207
when he activates the meme magic he is literally unstoppable

>Jets

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>>72858079
3rd in league for scaring first....currently..

>>72858168
Del Zotto (it may or may not have been deflected by Bellemare though)

>>72858231
caps if you want to lose in a different time zone

>>72858234
I get he's trying to get better at deflections in front of the net, but this tonight feels and looks like he's trying to make a career in rap music.

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>>72858231
G O L D E N
O
L
D
E
N

K N I G H T S
N
I
G
H
T
S

craps play like they don't give a shit anymore

and against a team on 2nd half of a b2b

>>72858320
maybe next year if they're good
>>72858303
already rooted for the caps last year, I was a kings/caps fan since I love ovi and then they shit the bed

>>72858330
They know they can't stop the meme magic man

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>>72858320
reminder that this is the PROPER vegas team

golden knights was mistake

>>72858330
I had four nights of no caps for this bullshit im gonna kill myself

>tfw just found lazyman
It's great

>>72858330
this


don't they want to beat the Islanders???

Always great to watch the CBJ play the CBJ west

They even stole our idea of having sexy thirds that should be our primaries dammit

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>>72857721
ITT shit that never happened.

but i think most of the flak comes from the PC bandwagoners that come and go every year. besides, its totally cool now because its just "locker room banter".

>>72858368
is it working again? i bought nhl.tv so i dont have to use it anymore

>0/6
What did the caps mean by that

>>72858212
Who's your #1 team if not the Avs?

>>72858330
Clear that Trotz doesn't have the room anymore.

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>>72858410
time for a coaching swap

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>>72858320
now we have vegas fag anons..great

>>72858386
a bunch of fucking reddit cucks that don't even watch hockey

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>craps
>empty net
>empty score
>empty seats

what did they mean by this?

>>72857983
Can't be any worse than nationwide on a Tuesday night

>>72858386
it did happen dude

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>>72858409
>rags

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Ovechkin is such a meme

>rags

>>72858386
do you think Trump will be able to change our gay over sensitive culture? I have my doubts because the liberal fags still own the vast majority of entertainment

Dallas-Pittsburgh: 2-6

wot


at least I 'm going to get paid by the Pongs

>>72858351
i was shilling for the wrangler name. loved going to the orleans for games

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>>72858382
success breeds imitation

did the >rags just lose to the sabres??
wat???

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>tfw 3rd in the division when the jackets win tonight
>tfw already 3rd

>beat pens
>beat craps
>rags lose

Feels good islebros

Hoping Las Vegas picks up Orlov and we can get a real d man

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>rags
>craps
>pongs

didn't realize win streaks were allowed in this simulation

>>72858573
>still the worst team in the league
feels bad man

>>72858382
I don't think you understand
The avs are the opposite of the bluejackets
Jackets are young and good
The avs are old and bad
Although they are my favorite team in the west
Also SCAAAAAAR FOLIGNO

>>72858524
cultural sensitivity is the least of our problems now that he won. but no, I dont think this SJW shit is going anywhere anytime soon.

>>72858573
word. can they, dare i say it, turn the season around?

>was about to write LET'S GO DE-VOLS
>the score changes

>>72858404
YEAH lazy man 2.2

>>72858594
>still in last place

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TEAR THROUGH THE BOURGEOIS, STALIGNO

>>72858619
only if all their remaining games are against the caps with Halak in net

Is chad Johnson OUR GOALIE

>>72858619
I doubt it.

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>>72858647

>>72858636
>worse than Hongcouver
>yesterday was the first time they won in regulation in a month
isles are so fucking awful

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>Guess who choked again?

>>72858661
i dunno man. the defense and goaltending is pretty good, and the forwards are a pickup or two away from really being back in shape. ladd looked good tonight, if he keeps it up they have a chance.

they need the ho-sang X factor

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>>72858647
dont sully his beautiful face

>>72858656
>flim flams
no

>>72858687
please continue so then you get moved to Quebec

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i think it would be really cool if byfuglien suplexed mcmeme

thoughts?

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>>72858636
>tfw building up momentum
>tfw I can thank the pengpitals for it

orlov has a minimum of two "why the fuck did he do that" passes per game that he is contractually obligated to attempt

>>72858722
>Canafag being this angry.

>>72858594
>>72858741
you need to get a handle on this puppy shit

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>>72858768
call the cat police

>Borowiecki in charge of staying out of the penalty box

>>72858722
>things that will never happen
They'll be the punching bags of the Metro, but we'll still love them, here in the sunbelt

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SCORE TWICE, HALF PRICE

>>72858748
Sounds like Jake Gardiner

fucking worthless vinegar bbqs giving the ruins the extra point

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>>72858693
mfw gonna do it anyway

>>72858740
That could lead to some serious shit. Lucic would inevitably step in and shank Buff. Home team would clear bench, followed by away team. Fans would be conficted because Winnipeg is heavily populated by abos, and Lucic, being an abo, would automatically be a fan favorite.

All that aside, a Lucic vs Buff fight would sure be fun to watch.

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>tfw 34 seconds from shutting out the bruns

>end up losing the game

>>72859044
Literally the only reason I justify Prout's continued existence on the CBJ roster is that time he 1-punched Lucic.

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May way for the true American generational

>>72859044
lucic vs buff would be cool, but these days he just a pussy and all talk.

>>72859073
That's some Quebec level bullshit.

>cants
>Kongs
>rags

Do I hear a Laine hatty?

>>72859091
>tfw I like Eichel
>Eichel will never be on the Bruins
feels bad

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>>72859091

>tfw he actually doesn't look like a bust

>>72858231
Pens>>>>>>>Montreal

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never lost comfy

LAINE
A
I
N
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>barkov has only scored THREE goals this season

bustkov confirmed?

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>>72859091
Sorry friendo but that title is already spoken for

Pastrnak has 13 goals and 4 assists for 17 points in 18 games

Is he dare I say it? Elite?

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>jest

>>72859374
Most of those points came in like the first 5 games, didn't they?

>>72859314
Unsustainable low shooting percentage, no Huberdeau and 60 year old corpse on his wing. Still 3+12 in 24 games I wouldn't worry too much he's looked better than his numbers recently

based tarasenko

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>Canes choke shutout with :12 left
>Lose in SO
JUST

HOLY SHIT NICK FOLIGNO JUST BEAT A MAN TO DEATH

>>72859443
BAH GOD AS MY WITNESS THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF

How long is Laine unbusting gonna last? Power play babby with high shooting %.

>laine has 2 goals
>is a -2

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will debbies schizo kill himself tonight?
think of how much better /hoc/ would be

>>72859458
>Laine is always being Power Play, Scheifele or Ehlers baby

>>72859389
4 of them came in the 1st game of the season (2 goals 2 assists)

after that he averaged 1 to 2 points per game (except for the 6 games he missed)

He has been breddy gud desu plus he's a +12 (even though thats not really a great stat to judge any forward on)

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so....are the jets EVER going to be good? they seem to suck as much ass as the thrashers used too.

>>72859458
the shooting % will regress but he will still be good. you people are so fucking obsessed with "muh bust" bullshit

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>>72859470
schizophrenia is ELITE

>>72859103
Happens when goons get older. They tend to smarten up and realize how easily their careers could have ended all those times they picked stupid fights.

someone ought to fight Martinson again and give him a second chance to defend himself

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>>72859164
That's not how you spell Letestube.

Typical Laine game, scores on the power play but gets his shit pushed in at even strength.

My sides.

>>72859458
Ask Stamkos. Same pp bs, but apparently you can make a career out of that.

This is what happens when you don't start Stone in overtime.

>>72859480
This is my consolation for the Canes blowing leads to the >rags and ruins. You can move the team to Canada, but they're still gonna play like the old team.

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>>72859552
>Stamkos has the highest PP/60 this season
>He's done for the season
Mfw when Stamkos was finally back and is dead again

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>>72859552

Well shit
What happened there

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It's like I'm watching a game being played at the Honda Center.

>>72859496
It's the meme of the month. Everyone is a bust if they're not scoring every night.

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>>72859470
I hope so

The Flyers are ELITE

G WITH THE BIG OT GOAL

CONDOM HAD NO CHANCE AT A SAVE

AMERICA'S TEAM

>devlels

>>72859624
>Unironically overcharging for the team that finished 28th last season

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DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD

GOALS HAPPEN

this is not a CBJ blows goats episode

>>72859624
why?Does it smell like Tacos and grass stains in there?

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>snes attendance so far
>17,618 - laffs
>18,195 - frogs
>11,061 - sparkledogs
>15,918 - publix sandwiches
>13,049 - whalers
>13,260 - hongcouver
>16,225 - slugs
>15,622 - kongs
>14,265 - pedosota
>15,480 - perds
>14,132 - kitty cats
>17,191 - broons
>18,042 - whalers
>14,259 - slugs
>14,334 - filthadelphia
>0 (ZERO) sellouts

Relocation to Indianapolis when?

>>72859660
No but they sure as hell did awful this period

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>mfw Devlels shitposter will commit suicide tonight after watching his shitty DOGSHIT TIER team get their shit pushed in for the 1090932491384023849384980th time

Flyers ELITE tho

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>>72859670
>mfw this post after every home game

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>>72859747
And I'll do it every time until there's a sellout or Jewnyk dies

>>72859657
honk if you read it with the pauses

>>72859430
dont worry evan. soon the canes will be in honolulu and we wont have to endure anymore losing

>>72859774
Rather the latter t b h.

>>72859642
Too many new hockey fans now. They don't understand that there's 82 games in a season. No player can be on every single game. The best players might be on every second game or about 70% of the games a season, but that's rare. Unless you count the expansion era when their were a bunch of joke teams. But that entire era should have an asterick beside it.

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>>72859670
>nhl team in indy
pls no

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>Craps
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>72859840
>He thinks there will be a an NHL team in Indianapolis before Seattle, Quebec, Kansas City, Hamilton and whatever the fuck the largest city in North Dakota is

>>72859822
Crosby is on literally every game

>>72859694
they're limiting Werenski and Jones in the middle. And our sleeper forwards, mainly Cam.

Aves look kinda broken cause they're sort of reckless about it, but it's working.

>>72859892
>Seattle
>Kansas City
>/hoc/ worthy
are you high?

>>72859972
How new are you?

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Are the rest of the league even trying?

>>72859972
But Indianapolis is?

>>72859898
He has his off nights, but ya, he's one of the better ones.

>>72860005
more than Xeattle at least.

>>72859972
Seattle would make for a good rivalry with Vancouver, but that's really it.

>>72859898
>literally
not quite.

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Will Johnson meme
>us
into the playoffs?

>>72860040
t. midwest fag that's never been to a good city

>>72859777
DOHN'T WAYYSTE
YORE TOIM
OHN MEEE
YER OLL
REH DEE
THA VOYICE
IN-SOID
MOY YED

>>72859982
mcdavid aint shit but memery
>beginners luck

>>72860065
t. hongcouverite off his heroin

Is kesler trying to showoff cause hongcouver is booing him?

>>72859982
>all those Canadians and Russians
>one Toews baby

Are the other nationalities even trying?

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>>72859892
>Seattle

'no'

vegas
omaha
okc
fargo
des moines
madison
portland
houston

all before xheattle or gaybeck shitty

>>72860075
AH MISS YEW

>>72859982
Yes
S Crosby is coming for that booty

https://youtu.be/8tZJFL9FitQ

>>72860146
Too bad he will take a long "rest" before playoffs. He literally doesn't care about season totals, just wants to win the cup.

>>72860108
>houston
fucking why?
>dallas stars

so texas gets two teams while nebraska gets none?!

If Seattle, literally the gayest city on the planet gets a team I'm never watching this sport again

>>72860199
you still use "literally" way too liberally.

>>72860196
it's a joke, no way houston gets a team

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>score twice
>your team still loses

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>>72860108
>omaha
>okc
>fargo
>des fucking moines

wew lad

>>72860219
I think in this case it's accurate.

>>72860322
t. hongcouverite off his heroin

>>72860327
you need to diversify your vocabulary.

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personally i'd love seattle getting a team. they'd neglect it, and i'd get sweet, sweet cheapass tickets

>>72860146
If he played every game, at his current pace he would have exactly 31 points.

>>72860285
He should learn to play at even strength.

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>>72860345
we >fentanyl now lad. that's the good shit.

>>72860358
I literally don't.

>>72860159
>>/ck/

>>72860358
>xheattle faggot telling me I need diversity

Fuck off genderfluid scum

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>>72860415

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>yfw the blots win the nolan patrick cup

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>>72860429

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SAY BUSTKOV ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

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>>72860433
we need lobby at vote at the united nations to send in a humanitarian relief mission winnipeg to save laine's career. what jest are doing is absolutely BARBARIC

>>72860494
BUSTKOV


meme me

>>72860494
Bustrik Laine

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>>72860512

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>>72860398
most 18 year olds aren't going to score 40 goals even if they played full 2 minutes of every pp :^)

>>72860512
and mcmeme
and bulju
and mattwhos
and probably karlsson
and price

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>>72860613
>mfw >we've got a 19 year old on pace for 38 goals and 100+ points

>>72860628
Why is Kanada so bad at having good hockey teams?

>M1ller

>>72859277
fellow buffalel fan here. he is indeed, and with the clogged eastern conference, dont count out the playoffs.

and yet....i still feel like we are still one elite player away from having the cup even be a remote possibility

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>wings in OT
>make a really good push for a goal
>no dice
>it comes back the other way and they get scored on

every time

Atlantic: Ristolainen

Metro: Crosby

Central: Laine

Pacific: McDavid

Vote submitted

>>72860793
Lame t b h

>>72860777
>Chinese
Asians don't go to hockey games, it's whites and Indians(from India, Amerilards)

>>72860613
That girls hairline is receding harder than Laine's

>>72860793
>Crosby and McDavid
You realize they're in with 0 votes anyway, right?

Holy shit that Jackets goal was nice, 3-2 CBJ

>>72860793
>Barkov/Aho/Laine/Pulju

Fixed that for you

Finally JENNER

>>72860793
>Voting for 3 Busts

>>72860793
Atlantic: Bergeron

Metro: Faulk

Central: Josi

Pacific: Doan

>>72860880
this is the captain voting m8

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debbies schizo btfo

Poo Jackers are looking like an actual hockey team

>>72860927
that's a random list

Your 2022/2026 Olympic gold medal team

Laine-Aho-Puljujärvi
Tolvanen-Barkov-Rantanen
Aaltonen-Borgström-Vesalainen
Lehkonen-Kuokkanen-Armia

Juolevi-Ristolainen
Välimäki-Honka
Heiskanen-Vaakanainen

Saros
Luukkonen

>>72860790
well you went out with your boots on. thats all you can do.

>>72860930
They have been all season
Where have you been?

>>72860930
plebs doubted the great stanley cup winning (player) coach Tortorella

>>72860957
Looks like a bronze medal team to me

>>72860494
>3 goals this season

>metro
Werenski
>Atlantic
Kucherov
>central
Anisimov
>pacific
Burns

Rate my votes

>>72858165
Well, they did manage to slow down the game for the majority of the 60 minutes. But neither team really managed to play much offense either way. 3rd period felt like there were 6 shots on net total.

>>72860963
Not watching them because I just sort of assumed they were garbage until they put up 10 goals against Habs. This is only my 2nd time this season watching them.

>>72860945
how is it a Random list?
(I'm a bruins fan so I'm going to favor a Bruin for atlantic in this case Bergeron)

Faulk and Josi since they are good defensemen Josi was always underrated to me when Weber was there and Faulk was underrated until last season honestly

Doan because I fucking admire he stuck with the Coyotes when they were shit.
To me that's impressive.

>>72860957
>Aho has played exclusively winger for over 7 years
>plays center because of some meme wjc that happened some 10 years ago
well memed my friend, well memed

>>72861030
They have been dominant all season wouldn't be surprised if they won the division

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>>72860957
>that defence and tendies

>>72861040
This. Even if we need more centermen Rantanen is the 1st to switch.

>>72860957
>No Salo defenceman
No bueno

>>72861128
injured ofc

>>72861040
He may still switch to C later on. His skill set is best utilized at center, he just needs more strength to cut it.

>>72861169
Aho will never be an effective center in the NHL. He is way too fucking small.

>>72861205
He's 5'11 and has always been strong on his skates even though he's not strong yet. He has that Crosby built.

>>72861205
He just needs to become a speedmanlet
Might take him a year or two but I think he'll stick around

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>>72861218
>unironically comparing aho to crosby

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Blue Jackets pls :(

>>72861205
>>72861324
He'll be a Zetterberg type in his prime, he will be fine

>>72861325
Pretty apt summary of being a BJs fan

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>he's just a hall babby

What did they mean by this?

>>72861333
He's gonna bust?

>>72861415
The final solution to McDavid's RW.

>>72861324
Well it's not like it's crosby exclusive thing. Tarasenko is built like that too and few other 5'11 players.

Name more quietly solid defenceman than Nutivaara.

Pro tip: you can't

>>72861499
Tarasenko isn't a center.