juuse saros is the next kipper -edition
>>72851730
>Manlet
>next Kiprusoft
Pick one
Reminder that the kings would not have won their first cup if the loser point didn't exist. Stop giving this charity to Mexicans
>>72851730
The next asian twink canucks fan?
.. Okay
>>72851730
When will he post butt in here?
>>72851604
Dat chiseled jaw
Hnnng
>finnish """"""""""""""""""people"""""""""""
bird teams > dog teams > cat teams
>>72851764
is penguins a bird
>>72851764
technically the Predators are all 3
How do Finns pronounce Jesse?
>2 (two) goals in 3 (three) seconds
>the shitty of pissburgh pooguins
>rags
>>72851777
Jesse.
>>72851777
like the womans name Jessie
>>72851777
juuse
>>72851777
Yessy
t. Not a fin
>>72851777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0adhrWzysXj
>>72851777
eliteprospects has recently added native pronunciations to most players
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=152117
>>72851761
He looks like a randomly created skyrim character
>>72851777
checked and "yeezy"
>>72851776
Their logo is clearly a cat. Also Wild are a dog team because their logo is a bear.
>>72851750
When will Trump forcibly relocate the kongs to Juarez?
>get pucks deep, get pucks to the net
>>72851834
>bear down and buy in
>>72851824
Hardly looks like a cat to me, aside from the face. Gnash is clearly a sexual predator more than an apex one
>>72851889
Well it's not a dog or a fucking bird either.
>>72851750
>kongs would have wont the cup if the rules weren't the rules
>>72851902
is it the best mascot now?
>>72851932
>now
Gnash has always been god tier.
>>72851910
Go back
>>72851995
>g-go back
you sure showed me
>this tripfag won't go away and is resorting to samefagging
disgusting
>>72852007
This
Hopefully his mental illness spirals out of control and he kills himself
>>72851932
>mascot
>God tier
All mascots are absolute pleb tier, especially if the team tries to make one. Only unofficial mascots based on irl memes are acceptable, such as the Detroit octopus
>>72851979
ganache > gnash
Fact
>yfw finlan wins wjc
>>72852003
Regresa
Better?
>mad
>at gnash
Do I need to whip out the sandwiches too?
>perds tripfag is so desperate he's still latching onto the blots memes
>>72852028
>canada forever BTFO for losing in their own tournament
The shitposting will be epic when this happens.
>>72852028
>>72852028
>Finnish hairlines
>>72852028
>canada
>losing at home
Pick one jarpi
>>72852022
It's hard to argue with that
>>72852018
How are you going to hate on mascots, all they do is backflips and fuck the cheerleaders like Gnash does, it's not like they make the game worse or anything
>>72852042
Tennessee has publix now you know
Which NHL team would be the best at cricket?
>>72852058
Delusional. Golden generation has established wjc dynasty.
>>72852116
Half of the golden generation are busting hard.
>>72852079
Walkcunt
>>72852123
No, it's the Oilers fault that pulju can't skate
LEL
Patrick Nolan will be a bigger bust than bustthews
>>72852064
They block my vision and smell funny.
>>72852140
>pulju can't skate
This meme needs to die.
srsly im not gay but i would give anus permission to lundqvist any time...
what is his fucking problem?
>>72852160
Agreed. Everyone looks slow playing next to McDavid
>>72852183
He doesn't need your permission fuccboi
>>72852152
Your mascot is just smelly and stupid then, Gnash smells like moist pussy and birthday cake
>>72852187
The Redwings player or Pegga?
>>72852247
the autistic shitter
>>72852247
>moist pussy and birthday cake
Sounds delicious
>>72852247
>red wings player
t. casual shitter
>>72852160
He skates like a jr b enforcer
>>72852314
BUT DUDE FAST LMAO
>>72852297
You expect me to memorize every teams number
>>72852258
That was just a fluke right.... He got 1st star for the month of november, he's a changed man... right?
>>72852330
'no'
Pekka was bad last year, so he has to be good this year. That's how it works for him.
Why is this surprising anyone?
>>72851531
the question was which american team drafted first 4/6 times, trading for the number 1 pick doesnt change anything
the real question is if drafting malkin at number 2 makes a difference. would the pongs taken ove over malkin given the option? difficult to know considering the three number 1 c lineup won them the cup
>>72852328
MUH BEST FIRST OVERALL SINCE LEMIEUX
>>72852330
No you moron, that is literally the hurricunts away jersey. It's the only one that looks like that.
His rookie of the month wasn't named zach werenski
>>72852355
Everyone knows to take a C #1 and not a winger. Well everyone except Washington but I think they've learned their lesson
>>72852371
Edmonton could have had Seguin. Imagine McDavid Seguin as a 1-2 center combo. Yikes.
gib (You)s pls
Werenski wins Norris Calder and Stanley cup
>>72852374
I forgot about that fucking oilers
@72852377
no
>>72852344
It was just a bad series... He's a reformed man I swear
>>72852350
It's been like the past 2 years though and he's aging
>>72852360
My bad, I didn't see a name so I couldn't tell who it was, they only difference between the redwings and hurricanes away jerseys are that the red is on the arms vs the shoulders
>>72852432
please
please
just show me one (1) single example of black on a wongs game jersey
>>72852466
checkmate
>>72852466
I was about to say the same thing. But then id break my rule of not replying to tripfags
@72852482
can you literally just kill yourself now
>>72852483
i should have listened to my conscience telling me the same thing
They're getting mad again .. . . . . . .
>>72852482
Reeeeee
Why are we so superior to everyone else?
>>72852511
please dont give the tripfag any more (You)s. He lives off them so we must cut off his supply.
>>72852522
You're begging for yous more than I am, I'm at least talking about hockey. Trip haters literally don't post anything substantive to any thread and only exist to derail discussion in thread
>>72852520
Because Finland has an iron wall ranging from removing all soviets to blocking every puck from supreme finnish goaltenders
No (You)s for tripcucks. Together we can make hoc great again. Especially sunbelt tripcucks
>>72852579
MHGA
>laffs
>rags
>the only rookie in the allstar vote is Laine
>>72852539
He may not post anything substantial but at least he knows red wings jerseys only have 2 colors
>>72852626
He's the only one who deserves it
>>72852522
>>72852522
Here, you better take them before I lose my cool again
>>72852539
>trip haters
Literally everyone hates trips you stupid cuck
>>72852626
>Auspic trashews
>blown the absolute fuck out
Pick both
>>72852626
even crysby was overlooked in his first few seasons
>>72852247
The fuck is a Gnash??
>>72852659
Weird how hes better ppg despite being a center and on a line carried heavily by Scheifele.
>>72852686
Please collect your thoughts and then post something that makes sense
>>72852711
Sorry m8 I'm drum as fuck. Gf left me and I'm pissing the pin away
>>72852720
Sorry for your lots lad :(
>>72852627
It's been debunked already, give it a rest nerd
>>72852682
A cool mascot
>>72852626
How's this vote even work, it looks like they've already picked the rosters
What will it take for Jack Capuano to get fired? Is being last in the league and first in blowing leads not good enough
>>72852746
isnt snow the root of all the evil?
>>72852746
How the fuck did Garth snow become a GM. Last I heard of him he was a shitty goaltender
>>72852821
>muh masters degree
Idiots think a piece of paper qualifies you to be a general manager.
>>72852830
were you aware that SI could you general manager of the year for picking up a meat and potatoes guy like smyth?
maybe they credit snow's strong negotiation tactics from the fact smyth cried like a babby leaving the coilers
>>72852864
lmao I forgot all about that
Coach/GM of the year is probably the dumbest award in hockey
top tier
pigs
bears
birds of prey
lizards
cows
good tier
fish/exotics
turtles
frogs
domesticated wilds (fox, deer, big cats, wolves)
meh tier
spiders
snakes
bad tier
rodents
birds
shit normie reddit tier
cats
dogs
>>72852890
t. Never owned pigs as a kid
They smell like shit and will fuck you up
>>72852890
>>72852890
no love for bunny wabbits?
>>72852948
That's a clever bunny. I wouldn't make a stew out of him.
>>72853374
>Cam Atkinson isn't an all-star for a 3rd straight year.
wtf does he have to do to get recognized in this league? It's like there's only room for one under 6' goalscorer and thats Johnny Gaudreau.
>>72853419
hasn't been good enough to be recognized until this year brah
is it just me or does he look oddly familiar?
Golden generation is here.
>Puljujärvi
>Pakarinen
>Laurikainen
>Niemelainen
>Sallainen
Who can stop us?
>>72853727
>a finnaboo
>>72853724
>>72853784
>Being this new
>>72853727
How to tell if a player is a bust: his last name ends in nen
When are the stars going to be good again?
>>72853849
when they get some defense and non-finnish goaltending
>>72853849
when they decide to drop the "lets go cheap as fuck on defense" meme
>>72853419
>neither is Mark Stone
>Bobby ''just fuck my salary cap up'' Ryan is
>>72853849
When they get rid of John "helathy scratch" Klingberg
>>72853849
when they relocate to minnesota :^)
>>72853882
this guy fuckin' blows, I never realized before that a 5th round pick could be overrated, but everyone sucks his cock for no reason, called him the best defensemen of his draft against the likes of Fowler, etc
>>72852890
Is this a list of animals you would fuck? Go back you reddit faggot cuck
>>72853922
>a tripfag
it's you who needs to go back
>>72851779
>pissburgh pooguins
impressive
>>72853922
no you dumb reddit antireddit cuck faggot kys dumbass
>>72853905
i think he just looked good because it is easy to put up points with a good d partner and a system geared entirely towards offense.
this year though, the forwards are banged up so they end up spending more time in their own zone than they did last season. plus, hamhuis is a worse partner for klingberg than goligoski was
>>72853419
you basically have to be kovalchuk tier to be an allstar when playing on a literally who team
>>72853936
>judging defensemen by how many points they score and +/-
did sweden start this meme?
>>72853973
in recent years yeah. i'd still take karlsson in a fucking second on >my team though
>>72853973
looking at their "defensemen" i would say yes.
game day lads
>>72854125
heh... nothing personnel kid....
>>72853991
I'd rather have Lindholm 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOPpLZVQ4c&feature=youtu.be
How do you like your personality?
ZZZzzzzzzz
>>72854162
lol
>>72854125
>>72854125
literally worst fanbase
>>72854195
Why lol? Lindholm is the best defensemen in the entire league and is only getting better, opponents shots on goal drop over 60% when he's on the ice for the cucks
pingus vs stors tonight that game is going to be fast as fuck
>>72854218
>cm poop
>>72854218
CM Punk cried on twitter when Donald Trump won
>>72854314
lol really? fucking faggot
sweaty mandrama faggots out
>>72854314
He also got blown the fuck out when he tried to actually fight
:^)
>>72854228
>Lindholm is the best defensemen in the entire league and is only getting better
wew lad
>You can vote for Smelliot to be in the all star game
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
dubs and laine with hatty - bustju and mcmeme with -3
>>72854365
dumb phone poster
>>72854346
refute it
Lets cuck McMeme out of the all star game
>>72854379
That'd be pretty good considering pulju isn't even playing. However laine hatty is likely considering drai can't really defend.
>>72854365
>you can vote for Klingberg
Lol, hasn't he been shit?
>>72854391
There are many defensemen in the league better than lindholm.
>>72854135
will Taylor Hall be playing tonight?
Is puljujarvi finnish for sits-in-pressbox?
>>72854426
yes he will
>>72854276
Pengoos will kill the Stars
>>72854314
post the tweets
>>72854427
i think it means "bleached mongoloid"
>>72854427
Is Canada canadian for "can nada"?
>>72854394
you got my vote
Jesse all the way
>>72854135
Devlels are GODSHIT tier
Flyers are ELITE
>>72854459
Well yes, actually we can nada you, as evidenced by Sochi
>>72854218
I know rights, Devlels fans are trash and disloyal.
stors are fully embracing the meme team attitude
>>72854481
Let's see how elite they are tonight, friendo
i am going to my first jets game tonight lads, hope its a good one
>can only vote for the captain
>>72854490
I don't know how that proves it, but if you say so yourself
>>72854529
Well you see, Sweden failed to score a single goal against Canada in the gold medal game. In other words, Sweden scored nada goals, and the reason they scored nada goals was glorious Canada. So Canada can nada Sweden, and did!
>>72854511
I am jelly, have fun
>>72854549
>Canada can nada
I still don't get it. But I'll just trust your word :)
>>72854575
nada means zero
like how many goals sweden scored
>>72854609
Okay, so "Canada can nada" means "Canada can zero"? Thanks, I got it now :)
juicy sarohs is pretty good
>>72854609
nada means nothing
>>72854619
No problem. Maybe could have got nada'd again if you didn't lose to a team of potato farmers at the World Cup :(
Oh well
>>72854575
>>72854654
But I guess Canada still "could" nada during the world cup? I'm glad for you :)
>>72854656
I don't understand 2d tbf my friend
>>72854656
well done
>>72854691
Unfortunately not, the team of potato farmers that beat you soundly were able to score against us.
>>72854721
faggot
>>72854756
Why are you upset?
>>72854721
A team of potato farmers scored on you? Sure sounds like Canada can nada. Thanks for the thorough explanation, I really appreciate it!
>>72854763
yours was the first post i saw
>>72854763
Maybe he can nada too, just like you?
>>72854511
too bad you won't see shitjubustvi
Why is the schedule so uneven? 3 yesterday, 12 today, 2 tomorrow
tonight
>>72854765
Yes, at least they didn't horribly embarass their country by losing to a team of unskilled farm workers. I would be on suicide watch if that happened
>>72854786
Bettman is a fucking faggot that's why
Id slit his throat neck
>>72854786
>2 games on a Friday
I thought bettman only cared about money?
>>72854796
I wish hed just die already.
>>72854786
>12 games
>0 nationally broadcast
"""""""""""growing the game"""""""""""""
>>72854802
there going to be 12 again on Saturday
>>72854794
>Yes
Thanks :)
>>72854809
Pathetic. They had a prime opportunity to showcase McDavid vs Laine tonight.
Going out for a walk before the game, might miss the start
t. me
>>72854809
>refusing to let the players get on the only worldwide stage the sport has
"growing the game"
>>72854826
Sometimes you give up goals to meme teams, you'd know about that right lad?
>Hall said of playing at United Center. "I've always enjoyed playing here. You just miss being around the guys. You can practice with them, you can be in the meetings with them. But not fighting in the games and being a part of that is what you miss when you're out."
how does he know "the guys"? he hasn't been on for a full season yet, how does he feel comfortable around players who were his opponents the year before?
>>72854809
>NYI vs Pittsburgh nationally televised
>growing the game
>>72854809
2 out of the 3 games last night were on NBCSN. Fuck Doc and Pierre
>>72854841
Don't go you'll be raped by Jamal
>>72854857
A lot of hockey players know eachother very well by playing junior hockey together and hanging out in the offseason
reminder that wanting to grow the game is for fags. if we grow it too much niggers might show up
>>72854847
No, please explain some other time. Got to go now :)
>>72854878
I do live in an immigrant dense area. But I am pretty thug myself if I may say so! Bye bye
>>72854902
If we folded all american teams we could accomplish this
>>72854914
you literally broadcast your games in indian to the towelheads. pls stop
>>72854902
As long as hockey players stay boring as fuck with no personality hockey will never be popular with black people
>>72854880
I thought about that, but then why did he call it a battle?
>>72854927
yeah because what we really need a circus show with players hootin hollerin, shuckin' and jivin' and gyrating all over the place after every thing they do
real personality
>>72854927
you mean as long as they don't act like niggers we won't get niggers? that'd be nice but we have to make sure they don't show up anyway
>>72854948
im not saying it as a bad thing, just that every single hockey interview sounds the exact same.
black people cant make twitter memes out of that so they wont watch
WHO /leadingthedivision/ HERE?
>have channel on ready for the pregame show
>there's a high school football show on before it
>they're getting highlight reels
>the old cocahes are shown screaming at the players in locker rooms
who the fuck watches this
>>72855034
>us soon
>>72855034
doesnt matter because the metro is winning the cup again
>>72854925
heh
day of the fucking rake when?
>>72855053
>implying
>>72855034
>leading the pacific is something to be proud of
>>72855080
ducks always end up winning the division my friend, but we'll probably lose in the playoffs like always
>>72855080
>implying the pacific isn't the best division in the league
shorks and ducks have the best record vs the leastern conference in the last decade
>>72855111
how many cups nerd
>>72855111
>shorks and ducks have the best record vs the leastern conference in the last decade
how did that work out in the finals?
>>72855129
3 and a trip to the finals since 2007 ain't bad, and that's just california
>yfw the blots win the nolan patrick cup
>>72855144
california is like half the division
>>72855144
wait how many cups did they win in the last decade?
>>72855147
Patrick Nolan
>>72855147
you mean patrick nolan
>>72855138
>>72855161
ducks winning it all this year though, cap this
>>72855208
caps winning it all this year, duck this
>tfw I have an exam tomorrow that may determine if I fail my first semester of college math
I'm scared desu
I just hope i can get a 70 or higher
>>72855233
>he doesn't get straight A's
pathetic desu
>>72854925
t. Tyrone Sanchez
>hongcouver
>>72855270
t. Wong Patel
>>72855270
>>72855292
no. your time to do this has passed for the day
>>72855253
>he doesn't doesn't get perfect scores in every class
Even more pathetic
>>72855313
lmao check out this fucking nerd bros
>>72855313
>he wastes energy getting a 100 when its the same as a 94
wasteful anon kun
>kids still in college
4chan is now 13 years old we need to raise the age limit on posters
>>72855364
Ok there gramps time for bed.
>>72855364
isnt it your bed time soon old man
>>72855380
>>72855383
I set your bed time you faggots. and no dessert tonight
>>72855389
dont you have to wake up for the seniors early bird special tomorrow
>>72855309
This
The adults are home from work and it's time for mature discussion only
>>72855420
>/hoc/
>not shitposting
ha ha ha
pens vs stars
>>72855436
>>72855436
>>72855436
>>72855420
smell my dick, balls, and asshole
who you got tonight, /hoc/?
>>72855450
caps
somebody was asking about when these tickets go on sale awhile back
>>72855489
Fuck. Shitsburgh.
HAHA
time for bets
>>72855504
smelly
>>72855509
shut the fuck up
>>72855515
go eat some garlic yogurt
>>72855504
fuck off gommie
what should i watch
>>72855522
why, to remember your mother's stench?
>>72855533
Jets Oilers
Rags sabres
>>72855533
caps/isles now, then oilers/jets when it starts
>>72855533
caps islels
>>72855553
off by two friendo
>>72855533
pens stars is going to be ridiculous action
>>72855534
is this an ironic response or is this really greek posting
>>72855553
>>72855554
>>72855556
>>72855555
>/hoc/ btfo this hard
Anyone have a wings stream lined up? Reddit chel streams is getting overloaded right now and i cant get in
>>72855572
LazyMan is working again
>>72855586
I never set that up, usually just grab one on reddit. How long does it take.
Please Alexander Ovechkin
Punish the Islanders
Kill them
>rags
It's been almost 12 years since I started rooting for the Capitals
That's almost /lifelong/
Don't think they've even had any finnish players in that timeframe so I'm the only finn Caps fan
>>72855607
Two minutes, if that.
>>72855636
>Letting the sabres score less than a minute in.
hahahahaha
WHAT A WEAK ATTEMPT
>meanwhile the casters are all like "wow, so sneaky snaky"
meanwhile the islanders are all over your shit!
is this a ruse? are they one of the ebst teams? hoc memes aside, are they rising??? they always invade to the opponent's net. Wasn't ti too early in the season to condemn them? they made the ploffs 2 times in a row you deps
Just got 5 donuts for $2
>>72855651
Thanks, just VLC, java, and lazyman 2?
>just rags my shit up
>>72855645
maybe there is such a thing as a good finn
>>72855666
from satan?
>>72855666
unspeakably jealous
You guys are being too harsh on the Rangers
This isn't the tank for 1st overall Sabres anymore
This version is just painfully mediocre with finnish bust as #1 Dman edition
>>72855672
Those three and making sure you have full control of the hosts file if you're on Windows. (Something that takes 30 seconds)
>FIFTY SIX FEET AWAY
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
>>72855656
off a shot from the blue line too
>LUNDSHIT
>>72855691
are you the guy who bandwagons the greece hate? or the traditional flim flam brae clan? or are you the Devils fan?
>>72855700
Im on a mac
Is this, day I say, the golden generation?
>>72855666
satanic donuts :^)
>>72855691
I feel bad when grease responds to people so I'm responding to you too so you don't feel bad about it.
also thanks they're pretty good
>>72855723
thanks lad, needed that
>>72855716
Kyle Connor is a bust
Werenski rookie of the month. Why aren't your rookies better, /hoc/?
Does Kippers still exist?
If so, is she still hot?
sabies with get refpucked
screen this
>>72855739
>solid 7s the picture
The Islanders are playing way too good.
I 'mstarting to think that /hoc/ is, besides trolls, full of people intent to rig betting.
>>72855757
The one on the right is pretty hot. Other two are 6s at best.
Cheerleader effect
Niemi suddenly is resurrecting
Will he break out of the finnish meme?
>>72855760
stinky
>>72855771
lurk moar
>>72855773
Nah Nemo is just shit there's no breaking out from that. Kari used to be average NHL starter but he's done now. Blows for the Stors.
>>72855789
No u
What is with the stats of Sabres goaltending?
>johnson .920
>lindback .924
>neuvirth .921
>nilsson .939
>ullmark .913
How did a team that during a horrible last 2-3 years only really get one terrible season out of Enroth and Hackett?
>>72855757
The ">" means implying. You did not use it correctly. Please restrain from that in the future or try Reddit.
>>72855645
holy shit they have literally had one no wonder they can't win a cup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Washington_Capitals_players
>>72855760
always thought the isles were playing WAY below their talent level this season, only a matter of time before they turn it around
>>72855828
They have some leftover Hasek in the fridge.
why can't the oosa be banned and /hoc/ be full of canadians, europeans and generally people who make /hoc/ great?
are we winning tonight?
>>72855739
is there anything more disgusting than tattoos of "inspirational" quotes
>>72855828
Bad defence allows a lot of shots on goal but it's been proven that goalies on average have higher average save percentage when facing a lot of shots vs. facing only a few
>>72855852
walkcunt at it again lad, that's why
>>72855645
>>72855840
>ignoring secretly finnish Matt Niskanen
they're cursed
>>72855841
>only a matter of time before they turn it around
I 'm afraid I started betting after that point had been reached.
So it's not only Tavares then?
>>72855833
>2012
>implying I don't know how to use meme arrows appropriately
ISHYDDT
>>72855853
It's Jets at home I don't think so
>>72855857
I can't think of any. Block text is disgusting.
>>72855857
a fucking leaf maybe
Remind me how much are the Islels paying Ladd again???
>>72855871
not only tavares, no. their defense is surprisingly good as is greiss. nelson is pretty underrated too. the forwards need some work to be sure, but they can get by in the season with what they've got up front.
>leader hosen
LEDDERHOSEN YOU HOSERS
>>72855757
wait until the talk. they'll give you a solid 7 purdy quick if ya-no-wub-aye-meme.
Caps PP has sorta not been clicking this year yet
Ovie is going to run away with Rocket once that happens
can a kind finn or swede please mail me a few tins of general snus? i have no money and cant stand this disgusting fucking copenhagen any more
>>72855903
>their defense is surprisingly good
this...I see it now
Wew lads, nosebleeds
>>72855920
Camel makes snus. Smoke cigarettes like a man.
Is Grabovski dead?
>>72855930
better than nothing.
>>72855936
>ruining your lungs
Cant skate detected
>>72855920
There is no snus in binlan
>>72855930
why are you sitting sideways?
>>72855918
and once they start to rely on it the playoffs will start and it won't work and they'll lose in the first or second round again. I've seen this for a decade
>>72855666
fffff sourcreams my favorite.
>>72855920
sent :)
>>72855930
imo ice position is more important than height. Youre at center ice. Can see everything perfectly.
Why are Stars putting out 4 AHL-caliber players with Seguin for PP?
>>72855955
yes there is, dont lie to me
>>72855804
pls don't take my hope away senpai ;__;
last stars season was too neat to have usual stars seasons back
>>72855852
/hoc/ is for everyone m8, gotta take the bantz like a man
>>72855904
Pretty comfy to drink beer with Lederhosn on
>>72855920
snus is based
>>72855920
$2.50 in freedomland. Got it with my donuts
dipping is fucking disgusting, you savages.
>>72855938
his career is. he has had three or four concussions in the last two seasons
>>72855980
american snus is not even close to the same as swedish
>>72855980
this is bait
>>72855973
seems like Ruff got some Don Cherry into his brain
>dem fresh, energetic boyzz
Using snus is for underage floorball jonnes
>>72855990
eat shit
>>72855923
they don't have #1 star on D but leddy comes close and their depth on D is just great. goes very much under the radar
>>72855974
Well yeah you can get it from other countries but they don't sell it here
>>72855996
why? it's way better than copenhagen
>>72855995
I know but isn't yours like $20 a tin
>>72856016
>pouches
>>72856010
What about my boy Hamonic? hes solid so is Hickey
>>72856010
I 've seen this before...Pens lost opportunities to score....and look what happened.
And Capitals have a bad recent history with Islanders.
>>72855977
>/hoc/ is for everyone m8, gotta take the bantz like a man
that's wight, that's why oosa should be banned. Banter is for mediocres. Highly skilled and intelligent people should never accept it.
>>72856016
$25 +tax
its fucking outrageous
actually cheaper to drive across the border and buy a few logs
>Isles giving up a goal with 1 second left
nothing new here
>Halak meme goalie
>>72856027
I used to buy long cut and make my own fat pouches in tea bags but I don't do it much anymore so pouches are easier
Wew Kuzy and Willy with the buzzer beater
>Dat ceremonial puck drop in the Sens flyer game.
>>72856054
so close.
fuck shit
>no goal
Halak got lucky
>>72856044
>
that's the closest I've ever seen literally 2 inches away when clock hits 0.0s
>>72856053
Why do you need any pouch at all? Just throw the long cut in
>>72856056
>>72856079
no way, pouches are way comfier
>>72856076
closest I've ever seen as well
isles got some karma after not scoring here
>>72856079
I'm autism about things in my teeth and don't like flossing after putting in a lipper every time
Panthers at Wings
>>72856097
Panthers at Wings
>>72856097
Panthers at Wings
>>72856097
>>72855951
Tons of pro hockey players smoke
THE KING WITH NO RING
>>72856095
I'm sorry, but that should be a goal. Should be like basketball. If you get the shot off before the buzzer, it's in play.
>>72856104
I believe it, maybe not much in the pros but overall.
>>72856122
Agreed. Anything to increase scoring
>>72856122
>>72856144
I disagree. Hockey is hockey.
>>72856122
what if it's on the ground?
>>72856122
agreed
>>72856122
you're wrong
>>72856122
why though? both approaches seem pretty arbitrary
maybe they'd change it if this was happening regularly (like in basketball) and we'd be losing dozens of goals
>>72856136
I can't speak for every team, but I've ran into several players at local clubs and bars who smoked. Jagr must've smoked a full pack in an hour or two.
>>72856122
Sounds great until redirections happen between the initial shot and the goal, and people start bitching about what constitutes a shot
>>72856176
based Jagr
>>72856155
yeah and let's bring back the two line pass rule too
>>72856104
Bullshit
This is not 1990
>>72856179
this, the last thing hockey needs is more arbitrary rules
>>72856185
I wouldn't be against it. It was removed so teams could score against the Devils anyway.
>>72856144
No more goalies
>>72856187
McDavid has a Marlboro tat on his left butt cheek.
>>72856187
Karlsson literally skates with the shit in his mouth
>>72851730
>can't hassle the hoff
tsns broadcasts are so much better than sportsnets
>>72856185
I remember booing players that cherry picked when it was still a rule. I feel old
anywhere for me to watch oilers vs jets?
>>72856213
>cherry picked
what does that mean?
>>72856221
Caststreams app, vidtime plugin for Kodi
>>72856198
yesss and goalies are no longer allowed to drop to the ice. any hockey rule that ever was should be brought back
>>72856232
No offsides so someone camps out by the goal on the empty side waiting for a hail mary pass
>>72856034
hamonic is a great player, better now that he is away from leddy. they both like to carry the puck up and make a bad pairing together. hickey is super underrated, he is such a smart player, always clutch, and gives his team everything he has every night. if he was 3-4 inches taller he would be a #1D, no doubt in my mind.
>>72856213
>>72856248
lmao what the fuck are you talking about
Who else going to watch Laine and Bulju?
My step-cousin-in-law is reffing the Sens/Flyers game.
>>72856237
>goalies are no longer allowed to drop to the ice
that's plain stupid. Allowing goalies to drop to the ice liberates room for them to show all their talent and be efficient at goaltending.
>>72856277
My wifes boy friend is wayne simmonds
>>72856277
Who is your wife's son cheering for?
>>72856265
I'm explaining what cherry picking is, what about you, leaf?
Does hockey really suck?
>>72856277
my wifes sons uncles brother in laws mothers grandkid is gary bettman
>>72856290
6/10 you got me
>>72856281
hockey is hockey.
and no forward passes; we need to bring back real hockey. The way hockey was meant to be played
>>72856265
when players would cheat at the opposite blueline waiting for a pass from inside their own zone.
I'm not the fuck responding to grease
>>72856310
That was illegal with the two line pass rule
>>72856283
>>72856288
>>72856299
haha funny memes but i'm serious
>>72856277
I went to same middle school as Mikko Rantanen and we've multiple friends in common though I can't say I really know him personally
Game thread
>>72856324
>>72856304
hockey is best when there are no arbitrary rules. What good would serve the forbidding of the goalie to go down?
Would Marshawn Lynch break all of Gretzky's records?
>>72856248
how old are you to remember hockey before offsides
>>72856326
that's why they stood inside the blue line, because that's where it was still legal. it had to pass 2 lines of the same color to be illegal, not just 2 lines
>oilels
is there a isles vs craps game thread, or are we just posting in here?
>>72856371
>americans
>>72856362
i dont fucking know grease but hockey is hockey. it was once a rule, and so should be brought back.
>>72856371
this is wrong. you couldnt pass from your defensive end into the neutral zone beyond the red line. What you've just described works no different than current offsides
>>72856390
ok what are you talking about because I'm absolutely correct. this is literally why the blue line is blue
>rags
>>72856361
Lightning vs lubes
>>72856405
no. you couldn't pass from behind your own net past the center line, because both those lines are red
fucking kids
>>72856369
They still don't enforce offsides in certain Latin and African hockey leagues. Way more traditional.
>>72856407
>americans
>>72856006
i would but i dont dip.
>>72856425
>African hockey
>all this refpuck
as if they want the pongs to repeat
>>72856183
good god that hair.
>>72856405
>What you've just described works no different than current offsides
what? current offsides pertain only to the blue line that marks the offensive zone. WHat he said was >>72856421
btw I also thought the two line pass was about any two consecutive lines
>>72856390
>23 years no cup
get on our level, canadafags.
>>72856452
The Zimbabwe Zebras are one of the best teams outside of the NHL. Once those segregation laws are passed league wide I suspect Mawi Kikapoo to be up there with McDavid.
>>72856466
nice Lemieaux dubs
no meme-hair, no Stanley cups
>>72856432
am I actually making this up? I swear at least the AHL did this for a year then during the lockout because I remember when they got rid of it and this was definitely a thing
>>72856421
maybe at one point but that literally wasn't the rule directly prior to the 2005 rule change
>>72856469
no difference in relation to slowing breakout of the defensive zone, which is why the rule was there
>>72856477
>starting arguments and losing them
>every single night
>>72856122
periods are 20 minutes long. not 20:01. attitudes like this are why america is going down the shitter.
>>72856500
Google two line pass.
>>72854181
I want a webm of matthews destroying the camera at 2:20.
>>72856534
I did and I can't find my version but I swear the AHL definitely did it. they're always the test group anyway they did 3v3 OT and the trapezoid before the NHL too. that one must not have passed
FUCKING HALAK
>>72856514
>losing
i win every night because pic related. all you do is scream olympic stats and cry whenever someone says "Stamkos".
GOD DAMN IT LARS
>all the empty seats
people in washington are tired of hockey.
>>72856566
checked
Greiss>Halak
>>72856566
this
>>72856566
can't beat the meme goalie
>>72856604
true. isles play much more aggressively with greiss in net.
anybody remember "redlak have a cock"?
laine 2 gud
L
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>>72856636
He always memes on the caps, i have ptsd from the 2010 playoffs
>>72856540
Think that's the 1st time Laine scores with slapper on PP in the NHL
>>72856694
2010 seemed to be pretty remarkable for a lot of people.
got 2 versions
>>72856695
>>72856728
is he mad bc Laine is better
are the Capitals cursed??
>>72856695
>>72856728
delete these. there are children in the czech republic that have to save up for decades to afford a camera like that.
>>72856705
that was like his first slapper ever, was wondering when he'd deploy it
>>72856756
But if you are czech just get into porn industry like everyone else and you'll be given one free of charge
>>72856756
what do poor children need that kind of a camera for
no wonder they're poor if they waste money on bullshit
>>72856756
who gives a shit?
>>72852258
tfw my ECHL team had a finnish goaler who could always run out of his crease and get scored on like that
Fuck you Frans Twoohima
kek, what are you doing nelson
>>72856819
Tuohimaa? He's a fucking bust
>>72856854
I know he played in the third division US league and got BTFO'd
>>72856854
what part of "ECHL" didn't you understand?
>>72856695
>>72856728
fucking mexicans
>>72856876
you going to the outdoor reign/condors alumni game?
>>72856389
People just been posting here
Go Caps
Haven't seen this commented on: tonight they started Jakub Vrana one of their top wing prospects. Highly skilled, needs size
ECHL is a comfy meme league desu. i wish the team near me never moved
>>72856916
yeah I got a ticket already in my season ticket booklet.
Debating on spending $40 to upgrade from the shit seats to the best seats
https://www.raceentry.com/race-reviews/condors-winterfest-5k-fun-run
also fucking $75 for a 5k. I might sign up but I am fat
>>72856930
why is williams so shit this year?
At this rate Tampa might as well just tank for a higher pick.
>>72856933
Even more comfy when the Alaska Aces win the Kelly Cup
>>72856973
not him but I went to an outdoor AHL game before. it was east coast so cold as fuck but definitely worth it and I went to the good seats. I went to the alumni game the day before too but less cool
my good seats had a heated tent area to go in during the intermissions that was cool but you probably don't need that
>>72856997
he was a kongs system baby
>>72856997
It started already at the playoffs last spring
Mr. Game 7 my ass he sucked cock
>>72856997
already has his cup
doesn't need to give a shit now considering the caps will never win one anyway
>>72857050
>5 post early
gaaaaaaay
>>72856998
It's such a bad year to suck also, they'll probably lose Kucherov or Hedman to Vegas since Bishop/ Stamkos have no movement clauses
Too bad they'll be a mid draft pick since they're not that awful and still have hope that Stamkos will lead them to wildcard
>caps PP
Ovechkin on the rag
>>72856998
how empty will the stadium be once they suck ass again
>>72856997
he's like 40
>>72856997
because this was brain damage
>>72856933
i miss the reign being ECHL. was fun getting drunk and watching equally drunk players on the ice get into 7-8 fights a game. AHL players are such tryhards.
>>72856973
only one way to get unfat famalam. the winterfest sounds fun
>>72857091
>>72857091
>>72857091
non earlyfag edition
>>72856695
>>72856728
thanks based czech