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nth for holtby is elite
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First for /cric/
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fuck mongolia also >>72857089
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>rags
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>>72857091
>>72857091
>>72857091

proper, non-earlyfag edition
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>detroit playing panthers
>literal panther crowd
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>boilers
tried to meme us into thinkin they were good
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>>72857121
>rags
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>it's a "hawks shit the bed" episode
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"WHAT AN AMAZING GOAL BY SIDNEY CROSBY" as benn hacked the puck to his own net. Is Pens' broadcast team the worst in the league?
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>>72857270
how could this be possible when Bruins' broadcast team exists?
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>>72857198
>rags
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>>72857105
ECHL games were cozy. The players were poor as fuck so they were grateful when the booster club had a chistmas dinner for them now they are all rich fags who got send down due to waivers.

There have been almost no fights this year since the fag refs break up everything. DESU I would not be surprised if the condors go back to the ECHL I expect Edmonton will relocate their farm team to a closer city eventually the players say getting send down suck ass since its a 6 hour flight from edmonton to LA and then a 2-3 hour drive on the I5 just to get to bakersfield
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>>72857270
yes

it's almost common knowledge at this point

quite literally AHL tier
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>tampa
what happened
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>>72857296
Jack Edwards at least has goat voice and is sometimes funny. And he know himself that his a homer.
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>>72857355
Le really really tall man is regressing to his normal form
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>>72857355
they can't play the islanders every night

completely inflated their stats
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>>72857355
stamknee

bigshit
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Webm of Lundqvist letting goal from red line?
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>>72857364
His voice is annoying as fuck to me. But if there was any other broadcast team that could contend with them it would easily be Pittsburgh. But I'm probably more jaded because I'm in Boston and can't escape them.
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>>72857445
lel
wasn't aware that happened
give me a moment
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>>72857468
based czech
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>>72857468
make your countryman vrana score
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>>72857445


>>72857615
not my countryman
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>>72857628
why else would you be in the czech republic if youre not czech
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>>72857628
>rags
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>>72857671
I'm a porn producer
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>>72857671
>what are tourists
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>>72857628
Thank you.
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>>72857671
I studied at Praha last year.
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>>72857815
how was it
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>>72857628
>this is the man they call "the king"
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>>72857815
really
which school
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>village of Washington DC
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>>72857832
Really nice

>>72857851
Prague's british college
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>>72857903
Fucking embarrassing game, im so pissed off right now
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>tranpa gay lgbtning
hahahahahahaha they actually thought they were contenders didn't they
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>>72857364
>southie accent
>shit tier knowledge
>retarded homer
He's god awful
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>Shitvist
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EIKEL
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>lundpads
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>mclellan is an excellent hockey coach
what did he mean by this
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>>72858861
He can say the magic words "McDavid get on ice!"
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Somebody please come to North Carolina and personally blow my brains out
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>>72859065
Sure only if you blow mine out after
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>Cants
>Knogs
>Rags
ueheuheuheuheuehueh
Broons.
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>>72857628
>rags
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SCORE TWICE, HALF PRICE
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LAINE
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>>72859078
id do it if i could evan
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BARKOV WINS IT AGAIN

BASED
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Damn golden generation back at it again with the clutch plays
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Atlantic: Ristolainen

Metro: Crosby

Central: Laine

Pacific: McDavid

Submitted
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>>72860093
Holy fuck exactly the same ballot that i voted.
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>rags
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>rags
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dont mind me

reviving this thread with a

>rags
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Last chance to apologize
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>>72866265
im sorry hes so dumb ugly and smells bad, in a just world hed be born with superior swedish genetics
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Raanta > Lundqvist

try to prove me wrong, TRY
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>>72866265
For what?
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>>72866285
Why are you so obsessed with swedish cuckold culture?
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>>72866287
>finnish goalers
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>>72866303
burgers naturally identify with fellow cucks

like its literally instinctual for them
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>>72866331
A typical American day:
>watch black people play football, fantasize about getting cucked by them
>watch latinos play baseball, fantasize about getting cucked by them
>watch Canadians and Finns play hockey, fantasize about getting cucked by them
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Most of the point leaders are either right wings or centers. Why are left wingers so shit?
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>>72866410
>typical american
>watching hockey

Try again.
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>>72866303
kek i didnt even mention anything related to cucks

>>72866410
A typical canadian day:
>watch an american hockey team lift the stanley cup
>watch american fans celebrate
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>>72866312
>3gp
>cänädiän hokei knowledge
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Has finland surpassed sweden, america and russia to be the 2nd best hockey nation in the world?
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>>72866455
>90 mins TOI
>4 GA

yeah no thanks
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>>72866459
win the WJC again for the next 2 years and silver+ at Korea and we'll talk
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>a fucking KNIGHT
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>>72866478
I think you mean win silver the next 2 years in the WJC and Olympics in order to be Sweden. They're the king of 2nd place.
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Eichel>Matthews
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>>72866710
This, desu baka senpai. He would've gone 3rd behind McMeme and Kikel.
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>>72866710
I wonder what the consensus will be when the spic scores more points in his rookie year.
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>>72866740
Matthews is playing with elite forwards like marner. Eichel is carrying the whole team alone with ristolainen.
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>>72866724
If he was a couple weeks older he would have
Age babby IMO
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Alaska, Wyoming & Montana > the other states
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Alcohol
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>>72866753
Matthews isn't playing with Marner silly. He's with fucking Hyman who should be on the 4th line and Nylander who has enormous offensive skill but is lazy as fuck sometimes.
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>>72866796
True. He's a bust.
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>>72866796
babcocks lines are not consistent enough to make statements like that
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>>72866817
>playing in 2nd line
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FUCKING BUST AHAHAH LMAO
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>>72866817
Even so Matthews hasn't had much time on a line with Marner. Its generally been with Hyman and Nylander or sometimes brown. Idk why he would though when the JVR Bozak Marner has been one of the best lines in hockey.
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>>72866835
>not even as good as Bozak
>MUH GENERATIONAL TALENT
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>>72866817
for comparison with Eichel

the idea that Eichel isnt playing with tons of potential talent is asinine
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>>72866870
Why is le generational frizzy hair man playing on the second line? Thought he was supposed to be as good as McDavid?
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>>72866861
Matthews is as much of a generational talent as Mackinnon or Hall. He's just a really good player who went 1st overall. People really overuse the term generational talent way too much.
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>>72857039
What the fuck is this picture? Are you in 2nd grade? Fucking loser.
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>>72866881

Building his minutes up after the injury, high ankle sprains are notoriously fickle
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>>72866886
It's because most people don't even understand the term properly. The only generational talents we've seen over the last decade have been Crosby and Malkin. It's not an insult to a player of they're not considered generational because only a tiny fraction of players are.
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>>72866891
>Canadian sporting knowledge
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>>72866870
He's playing with bunch of 3rd/4th liners. What's your point?
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>>72857628
>rags

>>72860093
>McGaykid
Carter will be the captain of the Pacific. It's in LA this year
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>>72866895
And by Malkin I meant McDavid.
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>>72866888
DUB TRIPS BLOWS THE FUCK OUT OF OP
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Laine
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>>72867013
sucks
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>>72866817
>>72866870
>mfw """""""""""""""generational""""""""""""""" American talents play on the second line
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>>72867034

>Canadian grasping at straws this hard

it's getting pathetic guys
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>bust
>generational
Looks like we got some new spicy buzzwords.
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>>72867013
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>>72867047
BUTTHURT
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>>72867034
Mfw when you don't know anything about hockey and aren't funny so all you can do is /int/post
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>not realizing Mathews is playing bad on purpose to get off the laffs and play for an American team

He's paint 10th dimensional checkers
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>>72867166
We are discussing hockey players and what line they play on.
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>>72867166
That post qualifies as /int/ posting? You give off a reddit vibe t b h.
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>>72867182
Anything that makes him upset is /int/ posting
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>>72867070
>new
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>>72867178
This.
Why would anyone want to play for such a shit team.
He'll go home to az and win the cup right after Doan retires
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>>72867178
>>72867270

ITT americans pretending the NHL is the NBA

what a bunch of cucks
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>>72867270
Arizona won't even have a team by the time Matthews is a UFA.
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>>72867182
You give off a faggot vibe
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>>72867357
He's a leaf ofc he does
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>>72867357
>>72867368
>can't handle bantz
Ribbit
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so if a player with a NMC/NTC asks to be traded does his new team have to accept the NMC/NTC from the original contract as is or can it be re-negotiated?
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>>72867407
REDDITREDDITREDDITREDDIT
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Boy lads. Isn't reddit great? Let's talk about how much we love reddit :^)
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>CTRL-F
>"Good Ole Canadian Boys"
>None found.
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>>72867458
canadians haven't been good since regular season OT was introduced
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How do you like my cheeky bet? I have now 200€ more for beer. What are the draws today?
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>>72867504
>my GIMP skills
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>>72867477
>finland
>zero cups EVER

opinion disregarded
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>>72867526
so basically the same as canadian teams in the time period after OT got introduced?
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>>72867477
Why does Finland bully Canada so much? I can't even count the number of times I have down voted you.
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>>72867557
They are super salty about Canada's international success. Even saltier than the americans
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>>72867567
senior games dont count
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>>72867552
you mean these cups?

how many ups has finland won since the existence of time?

ZERO (0)
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>>72867425
No, because the player waived the clause
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>>72867557
brotherly tough love
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>>72867582
how many of those were you alive to witness?
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>>72867646
all but one

what do you think im some sort of underage b&?
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Laine is a better shooter than OvenChicken.
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Jackets are elite
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>>72867646
How many Olympic hockey golds were you alive to witness?
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>>72867842
2018 olympics ))
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>>72867938
Finland has no chance
And you'll likely be dead by then by suicide
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>>72867985
uncalled for

the suicide remark was also impolite.
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Is Seth Jones good now?
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>>72868043
>now
He always was. 6'4 who can flat out skate is pretty good.
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wtf i hate canada now

they are so rude to my countrymen

theres no place of rude in hokkei
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>>72868076
His fancystats aren't great (though he's paired with a rookie) and his offense hasn't developed like it was imagined.
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>>72868093
He's still pretty young, hopefully torts doesn't coach the creativity out of him
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>>72868093
Paired with the best rookie in hockey
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Would someone be so kind as to tell me when the last time a Canadian team won a Cup in "their game"
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>>72868093
His passing is absolutely amazing
Pairing him with werenski was great >>72868107
Torts isn't the same torts as before
He's in a team with a lot of young guys
When he was with Tampa New York and Vancouver they were all proven solid older players
He understands he's around younger players who are good and want to have fun
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>>72868174
he is coaching a team with zero expectations of course it will be a different experience

will this attitude actually be beneficial in 6 years when the Sabres should be cup contenders?
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>>72868093
Still young. Most defenseman don't start to peak until 24-25. You occasionally get those freaks who are Norris candidates at 21 but that's rare.
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>>72868093
I don't think he will ever rise to an elite level, at least not offensively. But he still should easily develop into an elite number 1 dman, similar to a Ryan Suter and Brent Seabrook hybrid type. Not saying he won't put up 40+ pts a few times in his career, but I don't think he will ever be a consistent 50+pt dman, but that's fine. If Werneski stays on course, Jones can be his Seabrook (Werneski being comparable to Keith).

If Columbus GM was smart, he'd start considering what he can get for Murray. I know he could still potentially be a solid top 4 dman like a Hjalmarsson in Chicago, but his trade value probably won't get much higher than it is now. Many teams struggling on the backend would over pay to get a dman like Murray: still with potential and that high draft pick pedigree (think what Edm gave up for 'le can't skate or score man', at least Murray can skate).
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>>72868255
karlsson's and subban's names on a trophy as prestigious as the norris is a disgrace
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>>72868174
The biggest differences is that their are no all star babies he needs to worry about and the media coverage on Columbus is nothing compared to New York or Vancouver, so he can focus on hockey and not the bs that comes after.
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>>72868282
>Norris
>prestigious
I see what you did there
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>>72868262
murray is extremely young and has been in the league for a while still, he isnt going anywhere
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>>72868168
They've won the same amount of cups in 20 years for every Armenian killed in the genocide.
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>>72868282
At least Karlsson has unreal offensive numbers, which the league desires from a dman or two for marketing purposes. All Subban has going for him is the diversity angle. No other reason to give him the trophy over Doughty, Keith, Pietriangelo, Suter or Karlsson.
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pls gib a defense

i will trade a manlet skill-winger and a holographic charizard
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Armenian genocide is no laughing matter =(
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!!! ATTENTION ATTENTION !!!

FOR EVERYONE WHO SAYS LAINE IS ONLY GOOD FOR MEME SLAPSHOTS IN PP

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>>72868340
How is it going for Detroit? They have even won some games right? Even though there aren't any players left.
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>>72868318
>extremely young
I wouldn't go that far. 23 with 4 seasons of hockey (albeit with injury plagued seasons) isn't considered that young anymore, especially for dmen. Considering 30 is basically the average tipping point for dmen in this league, 23 is basically the end of youth and the beginning of prime adult years in this league.

I compare him to Klefbom, who is the same age and has also had injury problems. Klefbom is at least showing some sort of offensive ability and his pretty good defensively. It wouldn't be a surprise to see him get better defensively still either, so he could be a solid top 4 by next year or two years from now. But Murray still hasn't figured out the offensive side of the game, which can be a tough sell if a dman wants to play in the top 4 for a long time. His defensive game would have to be great to keep him in there, and his injuries would have to be a thing of the past.
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>tfw the jests will NEVER be a contender
>tfw oilers have basically won the stanley cup and bulju hasnt even been good YET
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>>72868340
>holographic charizard
>not a rare black diamond hockey card

That's ok. How about:

Nyquist (I'm assuming you mean him)
Helm

for

Eberle
Pouliot
conditional pick (3rd rnd if Edm doesn't make playoffs and Det does; 2nd otherwise)
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>>72868396
11-10-3
Some of the games seem like good, quality hockey, but many others are definitely fluke wins against teams not at their best.
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>>72868507
oops, forgot pic
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>>72868507
No deal Howie, >we already have too many forwards as it is
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>>72868532
How about this:

Nyquist
Helm

for

Eberle
Fayne
Gryba
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>37.5% of panthers games require OT

is this the power of fancy statistics
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>>72868578
>guaranteed a point regardless of outcome
its not a bad strategy
expected points from a regulation game is 1, expected points from an overtime is 1.5
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>>72868578
It's the power of getting rid of half your team after the most successful season in recent memory
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>>72868516
I thought as much. Getting wins still for some reason.
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please end my suffering

wings put together a halfway decent team and they all get randomly injured
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>>72868496
Feels great la
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>>72868601
That's how you do it now though. You keep a few core players you believe are most important to your teams success, and cut the rest of the fat before it gets stuck on you with long term contracts. As long as your team can continue making the playoffs it is easy to sign on quality role players every season/2nd season to fill the empty spaces.

Just look at Chicago. They have basically stretched their success out over the span of a few players prime playing years and then some. It is coming to an end now or a couple seasons from now, but they had a good run.
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>>72868386
good video tbqh
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>>72868710
The hawks did what every other team dreams of. Build a strong young core and compete for 5-8 years. There's some enormous amount of luck involved but that's the goal essentially.
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>>72868710
For every Hawks there is an islanders or panthers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya5bqC_wY1g
>toews hits every target on the first try
>bustthews can't even hit a coffee cup
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>>72857039
tell me what this picture has to do with hockey? tell me right fucking now. no tell you what ilol make it easy what the FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANY FUCKING SPORT ON /SP?

holy fuck you autists are the fucking worst on this board and its high time the mods did fucking SOMETHING for CONSTANTLY shitting up the catalog. enjoy /asp/ spergs, i cant fucking wait
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>>72868744
Islanders rebuild when?
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>>72868766
>10 year vet had better shooting skills than a first year rookie
Who would have thought?
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>>72868656
Wings have a lot of skill depth, and good goaltending, but that's about it. The top """stars""" are either elderly or developing rookies, and the defense is non-existent.
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>>72868766
It's almost like toews has played hockey longer than martwhos has been alive
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>>72868681
It's okay lad, just accept the tank. One good pick and >we have a chance on righting this ship.
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>>72868792
>>72868812
MUH GENERASHUNAL TALENT
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>>72868769
id rather be in asp to be desu
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>>72868861
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>>72868769
Lobotomise yourself
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mfw da oolers win the coupe de Stanley
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>>72868897
You are an asp
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>>72868916
*triggered*
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>>72868861
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>>72868939
i dont get it
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Should the Avs just tank for first overall at this point?
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>>72868961
That's because you're an aspie
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>>72868736
>luck

Yes but also smart managing of assets. Don't hold on too long to players that you know aren't game changers and always bring in players who are worth more than their current market value.

Toes, Kane and Seabrook are the only 1rst rnders in that core drafted by Chicago. So you could say they got lucky on them, though Seabrook being a late rnder could be attributed to good scouting/drafting, which could be said for Keith, Hjalmarsson, and Crawford. Obviously some luck is always a factor, but given the time they were all drafted and developed, I think management played a large role as well. Then there's the additions through trades/FA that have proven great deals: Hossa, Panarin, Anisimov, Panik, and Campbell (before and now). There's a whole host of other names that use to be on the team too.

>>72868744
>Islanders
That's what happens though when you try to build your core through trades (Leddy, Boychuk, Halak). They never were able to draft and develop strong defenders like Keith and Seabrook. They have Poluck developing right now, but their desire to be good right now may fuck his development up. Either way, when he reaches his prime, the forward core will be closer to the end of their prime years, so it gives them less time to work with.

Panthers are doing fine though. They have a solid young center and dman and few other young players in both those positions. They should be one of the better teams in the Atlantic for a long time still.
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Webm of padshit letting in a goal from centre ice?
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>>72868981
What's with the Av's? Why do they suck so bad? They drafted Duchene, Landeskog, and Mackinnon yet they're still shit.
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>>72868766
DELET THIS
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>>72868769
>getting this upset over a stapler
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>>72869011
>>72857628
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>>72868769
>mad
>at staplers
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>>72869017
Shit defense
Mediocre tendies
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>>72869017
forward, forward, forward

Seems like they and the Oilers have something in common.

They also traded for Johnson like that was the answer to their problems, but failed to realize he wasn't even the 2nd best dman in St.Louis. But all that aside, they are really one top defender away from being a solid contender. They should trade one Duchene and other stuff to get one (though I'm not sure if any top dman is even open for a trade right now; Weber for Subban only worked because it was a top dman for a top dman).
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>>72869040
i'm mad at staples because I accidentally bought paperclips instead of staples
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>>72868981
tank for 2nd so that you can draft a d-man
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>>72869073
why are flyers fans so autistic?
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>>72868766
Surely this was all done with one take!

>being this new to /tv
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>>72869068
I get that they only drafted forwards but you can't just draft d for the sake of it. Youre always supposed to draft the best player regardless of their position. It seems like these teams should honestly start trading their picks for a position they need. How much do you want to bet Liljegren goes 1st overall next year?
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>>72869089
That's what happens to a fanbase that won all of their cups through prolific application of brain damage. It's a generational condition now.
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>>72869089
because schizophrenia is ELITE
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>>72869103
>draft the best regardless of their position
You should only do this if the player is without a doubt a generational type of player (like Ovi, Crosby, McDavid, Matthews, and sometimes Laine). Picking a position you don't need just because the player has the most skill at that age but isn't amazing, is just being stupid. Case in point: the Oilers selecting Yakupov over Murray. Granted, Murray hasn't panned out into a top defender, but he is at least a potential top 4 dman compared to 4th line Yakubust.

>Liljegren
Can't say I knew who this was, but I don't see any reason why he couldn't go first. Patrick seems like he could be a solid top center, with a Lecavier kind of pedigree, but it's hard to take that over a potential top minute right hand dman, especially if your team lacks quality dmen to begin with. A team like Vancouver would have a tough decision, being that they need both, but Calgary would probably easily choose the dman, and Arizona would easily choose the center.

Teams should trade their top pick more often though if that first pick isn't top level and doesn't fill their positional needs. At least trade down and pick up two first rnd picks if possible, or a first still in the top 10 and a player that fills a need.
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>>72869246
not a canucks fan, but they need to draft a forward, preferably a center, before a dman. between stetcher, hutton, juolevi, and tryamkin they should get something decent out them.

meanwhile, their forwards are still being carried by the sedins. horvat is great but more a high-end 2C like kesler was.
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>>72869309
Nolan Patrick isn't the answer though.
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>>72867288
>laffs spend years dreaming about Stamkos and tavares coming "home"
>only get shitty david clarkson on terrible contract
>get triggered when other teams say that matthews is going to AZ or LV

Lmao >laffs
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>>72868802
Yeah. That takes some time.
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>>72869309
Fair enough. For some reason I keep on thinking they got Dubois. Stupid Columbus GM. Why are Finns always so self-destructive?
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>>72859113
>Mfw the Blue Jackets are averaging over 3 goals per game

Ayyy Papi
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>>72869329
maybe not, but they don't pick what players are in the draft. gotta take what you can get and hope for the best.

i mean, i guess the argument against it is drafting liljegren anyways since dman take longer to develop, and then trade the surplus for a center. easier said than done though since "dim jim" benning sucks shit at trading

>>72869364
dunno man, it was bizarre. jarmo really outsmarted himself there.
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>>72869359
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>>72869329
Probably not, but it would at least give them more depth up the middle, which every team needs if they want to be a contender.

Patrick - Horvat
would be a good answer, if not better, to Calgary's
Monahan - Bennet

They wouldn't be anywhere near Edmonton's
McDavid - Draisaitl - RNH, but I don't think they want to go through the shit Edmonton had to go through to get that combo.
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>>72869017
Garbage asset management. Lost Stastny for nothing, traded ROR for a bunch of busts.
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>No, they haven't. Oilers may be deeper but Avs are deeper at the top. McDavid alone is not the huge difference-maker yet (still too easy to abuse defensively) and honestly, I think even outside of their star player group (I don't call Lucic a star in Edmonton) Oilers are a bit worse than the already depthwise weak Avs.

>Edit: I expect Edmonton's stars to be better than the Avs' ones as soon as in two years but right now the Avs have more very good players than Edmonton has. And Colorado has the best player of the two teams in MacKinnon (again, all zones matter and McDavid makes far too many mistakes defensively). This - of course - will change soon.

What did he mean by this?
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>>72869386
The "taking a dman and trading later" route wouldn't be such a bad idea. They would be more likely to be shit longer that way, so more high draft picks after next year. It is always easier to trade dmen for centers then it is centers for dmen as well. Plus, there are plenty of teams out there with more than one young good center right now. In a few years, they will be looking to shed salary cap and it will be an easy sell if they are looking for good dman prospects, which most teams always are.
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2017 draft will be interesting. Looks like a complete shitfest. No one knows where players should be picked. Now is the time for great drafting teams like wild and anaheim to shine.
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>>72869418
Obviously doesn't watch enough Edmonton games. McDavid is already better than MacKinnon, in more than just the offensive zone. The only areas MacKinnon does better in is where he can use his size and strength, so in front of the net, driving the net, behind the net, and along the boards. But a top center shouldn't be abusing his body like that anyways, leave that to your wingers or second line center.
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>>72868507
You know for a team to take eberle and pouliot you'd actually have to give them quite a lot, they both have basically negative trade values with their shitty overpaid contracts.
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>>72869468
Rankings right now are shit anyways. They will change quite a bit between now and then. Right now, they only have two right hand dmen in the top 30, and there are about 4 finnish left hand dman in the top 30. This is likely to change, and if not, teams won't be following it anyways.
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>>72869476
eberle does have some value despite being soft as fuck and indeed overpaid. pouliot is a cap dump though.

>>72869432
like i said, the theory is fine but you have to remember who is doing the trading for vancouver.
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>>72869476
Nyquist's contract isn't much better, and Eberle provides more pure offense.

Helm was the steal, though his contract/length isn't very good. Pouliot's is at least almost over.

The real trade I would propose would remove Helm and replace him with Abdelkader, but I doubt anyone in Edmonton would be happy with getting that shitty contract in return.
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>>72869510
Eberle's value lies in his attacking ability, but any decent team can defend him quite easily. He doesn't think far enough ahead in his actions, and instead uses his hands and quick reflexes to dangle through/around people. If you let him do his stick handling thing, and force him away from the net, then he can't do much because he is very weak along the boards and runs out of speed quickly. Anywhere else away from attacking he is quite weak. Makes good breakout passes, but that's about the only good thing he does outside of the attacking zone.
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>1993?
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What's the deal with this guy?
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>>72869597
he's an excellent player. i thought he was going to be some meme KHLer and the habs were being retarded, but he is actually legitimately good.

the real question: why to nashville sperg out and burn all bridges with him?
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>>72869401
If i was going to roll the dice on a center or a defensemen at this point it would probably be a defender. You can never have enough defense and this league proves they're an asset every team is looking for. Even a middle pairing defender is worth quite a bit.
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>>72869597
>memulov

He's a 100% meme player. Also easy to distract with promises of coca-cola.
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>>72869418
There's only two players better than McDavid.

Crosby and Couture
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>>72869573
yeah, i'd agree with all of that. he's a great third wheel to most top lines, but is getting paid like he creates the offense himself. a high-end complimentary player, really. if he gets taken to the boards, he dies.

either way i don't think the oilers should be trading him. i get that his contract is less than stellar but they aren't too strong on RW.
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>>72869659
>Couture
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>>72869401
>Edler is dead and old now
>Tanev will be dead and old by the time the Canucks are relevant
>Juolevi hasn't improved from last season
>Boeser's hand is fucked up and he hasn't played for a while or has been meh
>Virtanen, well that was expected
>Kesler trade assets have vaporized into Gudbranson
>Mfw Kesler is better than any Canuck
>Forsling has points than Gudbranson
>Sutter is fucking useless
>Sutter contract ensures Horvat will be overpaid
>Mfw when the Canucks play the trap to win a couple games extra here and there

There's like no way to success unless Gaudette/Boeser/Lockwood turns into Gaudreau
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>>72869725
I keep forgetting how fucked Vancouver is. Shit team with no good prospects going into a weak draft year. They very well could be the 2009 oilers. Benning has absolutely obliterated that franchise.
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>>72869671
They aren't, but it all depends on what they can get for him + others, and how their team would look after the trade. I don't see Eberle being much use in the playoffs, so they shouldn't worry about holding onto him for that.
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>>72869725
That's rough. Reminds me of the Oilers when they thought they could compete and rebuild at the same time.
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>>72869931
Lol when was that
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>>72869882
maybe trade eberle for some puck moving defenseman? as an outsider that seems to be a huge need for the oilers. their defense is alright but really struggles to move to puck up or support the forwards in the offensive zone.
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>>72869636
I dunno the Mild have excess D and look where it is getting them.
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we aren't going to make it are we /sp/?
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hockey is fucking gay lol
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>>72870017
I heard the penguins have a young puck moving defenseman who might fight the bill :^)
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>>72870053
fuck off nigger
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>>72869069
Hey reddit
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>>72866710
Eichel > Mcpotatomeat
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>>72870051
meme defense, wingers suck ass, and finnish goaltending
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>>72870077
>>72869069
>>72869069
>>72869686
>>72869597
>>72869386
>>72869089
>>72868386
>>72867582
>>72866520
>>72858375
>>72857628
>>72857178
>>72857121
these postss are all literallly reddit and you NEED TO GO BACK
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>>72870090
;_; IT'S NOT FAIR!

HUDLER WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ELITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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lel
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>>72870105
>g-go back
>r-reddit tier s-scum
Spouting the same old bullshit again
BTW here's your (You) that you were craving
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>>72870105
Reddit
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halak shutout, mah boy
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>>72870139
Can i get some (you)s?

im so depressed right now
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https://youtu.be/X1QkCSwh5AQ
He's literally perfect
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>>72870155
What you doing tonight senpai
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>>72870108
>Kris Russell is trash
>Schultz is good in a bottom 4 role

Wow, what a totally unexpected surprise
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72870155
Just give yourself (You)s, fag
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>>72870161
Do they make you english in Finland?
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>>72870161
He's not even the best Finn nor the cutuest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdY8BPHEkvQ
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>>72870163
drinking and crying myself to sleep
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>>72869953
Pretty much after they drafted Hall. Held onto all their veterans and wasted time signing FA's instead of developing their young players.
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>>72870183
No, we have good teeth.
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Are the flim flams going to chimp out tonight after their manlet Guido got BTFO?
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>>72870164
lel
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>>72870017
>>72870065

He would need to be a righty. I know that record is overplayed, but if they are giving up their most skilled right hand shot on the pp, then they need to get another one back.
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>>72870199
Brtual
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>mfw the jest spend the next ten years in the basement and wasting elite 1st overall talent just like edmonton used to
Truly the best timeline we live in lads
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>>72870264
Atlanta is getting another team aren't they lol
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>>72870108
>>72870248
Shultz plays against the weakest lines in Pittsburg and has a better cast of forwards to support him.

I'm not saying Russel is amazing, but it's nice to see a dman actually give a shit about his defensive responsibilties. Nurse is still young, he plays with an edge and has too much athletic ability for him not to be in the lineup in a bottom 6 role.
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>>72870279
>mfw the jets move back to atlanta
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>>72870332
>TRUE NORTH
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>>72870264
Nah,
>Chicago on it's last breath
>Nashville desperate and willing to trade away their best player
>Blues the perenial chockers
>finnish goaltending
>pedosota barely relevant
>Colorado about to self-destruct and rebuild

Meanwhile,
>next Ovi
>solid young center
>tons of prospects developing into solid role players
>young goalies
All the Jets need is a defender that isn't fat and buff.
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>>72870385
>TRUE NORTH
>Winnipeg

Pretty sure nobody else in Canada would ever consider them "north". Edmonton is the only "true north" team.
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>>72870409
You can sugar coat a turd all you want but it's still a turd.
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>>72869597
He is full russian
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>>72870409
i'll believe it when i see it. the jets have been as mediocre and poorly run as the thrashers were in atlanta.
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>>72870409
Is this about 2010 Winnipeg or 2016?
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>>72870463
this its actually impressive were looking at almost 20 years now under all kinds of different management
>mfw KC Thrashjets
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>>72870409
Nashville isn't desperate and won't trade off any of its top prospects or future best players. Subban Weber trade was all about the future, Subban's contract isn't as long so I'm guessing Poile thinks Fabbro will be the top dman by the time Subban is out. I still think it's a shit trade because if they really didn't like Weber in a couple years they could buy him out or something when his contract isn't very big anymore
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>>72870439
>>72870463
>>72870470
Not even a Jets fan, but more of a interested observer that would like to see them be successful. No reason why Edm and Win can't both be top in their div.

They seem to be on pace for a high probability of getting the number 1 or 2 pick. So they could either get a good top 1-2 center or a top 4 dman. That plus all the other young talent they have should be more than enough to be competitive in a division that is about to implode on itself in a few years. It will all depend on if the fan base can stick it out for those few years.
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>>72870536
>Edmonton and Winnipeg are on pace for a top 2 pick
What? Did I just read that correctly?
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>>72870536
Jets fans are the best in the league IMO. Need a couple more years and to trade buff and wheeler and they will be a contender. Not even a winnipegger
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>>72870409
>jestcucks UNIRONICALLY believe this
wew. i know edmontonfags and laffers get a lot of shit on /hoc/, and deservedly so, but winniniggers have always had a similar level of delusion and unwarranted self-importance.

hit that listerine Ojibway, it will make you feel better
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tbqh the Jets are the only team in the league worth watching. If I weren't a Jets fan I'd be mad too.
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>>72870514
Weber is better than Subban though for competing when it matters. But the trade makes sense financially. It just shows they aren't really worried about making a great team now, and are more worried about their future finances. Not a good recipe for being a cup winner. But they should be competitive in that division for a long time, at least longer than Chicago and Minnesota will be.
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>toews placed on IR
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>it's a sunbelt "fan" gets triggered as fuck episode
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>>72869632
Radulov is a grade A asshole and a cunt
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>>72870561
Not a Jets fan, just stating the obvious. They have the best prospect pool in the league right now as far as balance in every position goes. They just need one more game changer and they are set. Not saying they will be a solid cup contender every year like the Hawks and Kings were in their hay day, but they will at least be around to compete like the Sharks and Ducks always seem to be.
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>it's an abo shitter runs out of "listerine" episode
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>>72870603
He's not here for serious discussion lad, he is just here to cry about a team with no fans being relocated.
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>>72870603
except they've had "the best prospect pool in the league right now" for 5 years now. and they still manage to be the weakest team in the central which is nowhere near as competitive as it was 2 years ago
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>>72870551
Winnipeg is, not Edm.

Winnipeg is very inconsistent this year so far, and likely to be at the bottom by the end. Edmonton is likely to be middle of the pack, trying to make a last ditch run at a playoff spot, but probably not making it.

>>72870553
>Jets fans are the best in the league IMO
This. Losing a team and finally getting it back makes you pretty humble. They don't talk much shit (outside of the Finnish bandwagoners) and like a good old school type of game. Always fun to play against them.
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>>72870566
Ehhhh I dunno Subban is more of a "fit" for the the system they're implementing because he is faster and shoots the puck more but Weber's leadership and goal scoring ability is much better, you won't hear any different from me, nashville is aiming on building their team from core guys like Johansen, Forsberg, and Josi so they're trying to get some playoff experience while also remodeling their team to be much faster which is why we have so many little guys as our prospects or on our roster ex. Fiala, Arvidsson, Ellis, Girard, etc...
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>>72870634
No chance the jets place bottom 4
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>>72866912
I was about to insult you
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>>72870572
Apparently it isn't a big deal. It's initial activation somehow rolls back to Nov 24th so he is eligible to play on Sunday again. Pretty much just making room for another player returning. They are probably going to send one of the young players down tomorrow.
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>>72870634
>They don't talk much shit
Bullshit. I can't think of a more entitled fanbase the Jets. Their "fans" acted like the drunk abos they are during the Ducks series when >we swept the fuck out of them

>hurrdurr ur mad about relocation
why would i give a shit about a team that was shit before they moved and shit afterwards? This dumb shit is why their "fans" are as bad as Edmonton and Toronto. They literally think the only way someone can dislike their team, management or fanbase is because they're mad about relocation.
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Just woke up
I miss Ales Hemsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U
https://youtu.be/aFbaiMS73Ec?t=438
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>>72870686
To be honest if it wasn't for /hoc/ I would forget that Toronto even exists. Both as a team and as a city.
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>>72870629
>"the best prospect pool in the league right now" for 5 years now
Nah, that was just propaganda bs put out by NHL/TSN to create hype for the new team. They never had any top level prospects outside of Scheiflie until now. Picking up Laine, plus having Scheiflie stepping up into a top center role is huge shift from 5 years ago. The rest of the prospect pool should easily fill up roles to support those two, plus veterans that are already there or FA's that get signed later. Like I said, if they can get one of the top 2 picks this year, they have a very good chance at being one of the best in that division in a few years.
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>>72870686
But you're a butthurt thrashers cuck. This is why you're mad.
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>>72870709
I slept in, I'm late as fuck for work, on the bus wish me luck
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>>72870650
Doubt it. Their division is just too competitive and they aren't likely to steal many games from the East either. They've already lost two to Edm, not sure how they faired against the other bottom teams in the pacific, but I doubt they will dominate their either. They won't finish last, but I'm betting they are bottom 4.
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>>72870648
I get that, but Subban has too much of an ego and doesn't make the team around him better in any way. Weber brings a calming factor and demands respect. But if the refpuck continues in their favor, which I'm sure it will given Bettman's desire for that market to succeed, then Subban on the pp will definitely help them out.
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>people still argue with purrise
Lmao embarrassing
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>>72870686
Didn't say anything about relocation. But being an American, I'll allow you some freedom for stupidity.
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>>72870749
>mad at relocation
I live on the other side of the country, idiot.

What's funny is that you're the exact same as the lgbtning fags who go on about sandwiches. But that's okay, your shitty team will be mediocre for the next decade with no playoff wins and will be relocated to Hartford or some shit.

But tell us more about your amazing prospect pool. Been hearing it for 5 years but it's funny every time
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>>72870822
1. Not a jets fan
2. What kind of a bandwagoner lives in California and bandwagons the trashers
wew lad absolutely disgusting
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>>72870709
>I miss Ales Hemsky
He had that brief period where he was mint, but I miss the era of hard working grinders more than him. Moreau, Pisani, Stoll, Torres, Smith, Staios, and the most talented grinder to play the game, Smyth. That was a glorious squad.
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best playoff matches as a young oiler fan (86, was too young for 90)
1. Dallas vs Edmonton 1997
2. Dallas vs Edmonton 1998
3. Colorado vs Edmonton 1998
4. Detroit Vs Edmonton 2006
5. San Jose vs Edmonton 2006
https://youtu.be/EGCyuva45bs?t=95
Samsonovs goal was my favourite. I remember having Samsonov's rookie card
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>>72870822
>What's funny is that you're the exact same as the lgbtning fags who go on about sandwiches
You mean you?
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I'm so happy I don't live in a godforsaken shithole like Edmonton or Winnipeg.
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It's 4:15 PM on Friday, December 2, 2016, and so far there have been no sexual assault reports made against Evander Kane today. But there's just under 8 more hours for that to happen.
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>>72870895
>hey this guy isnt using images in this post
>but he also doesnt like winnipeg so that must be the same person
Brilliant detective work, Gordie.
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Eichel is pretty good. Too bad he plays for a team that ruined its rebuild and will suck for the next 5 years.
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>>72870885
Back when you could hurt someone with a hit and not automatically get a penalty.

Man, hockey is so shit now.
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>>72870913
>he has a reality tv star for president
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>>72870980
to be fair, we have a clown as PM who will say whatever people want to hear. a mascot basically.
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>>72870980
Not much different from your PM tbqvhwy.
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>>72870980
>if you lose cup finals, you win
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>>72871001
Canalympian teams rarely even make the Final.
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>>72870956
I miss those days, broski. I remember being 3 years old and watching hockey and my parents playing Red Rider while I watched the Oilers play
>>72870980
>we have the worst PM of all time
Nuke Toronto and annex Alberta please USA
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>>72870990
>>72870993
>>72871001
Exactly the respones I expected.

>its ok, because you have a _________

So USA is ok having shit for breakfeast, if Canada is having piss?
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why is this winninigger so angry today?
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>>72871023
The thing is Trump is awesome while Trudeau is pathetic.
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>>72870792
I agree with everything except the refpuck thing, Nashville is well disciplined and avoids getting too many penalties, it's not like they can they're as I mentioned young and small, there's really no scrappers except maybe Auston Watson

I think beyond Pekka that Johansen is the biggest guy on the team
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>>72870930
You could always prove me wrong
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Why are canacucks so obsessed with Americans? Is it inferiority complex? Victim complex?
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>>72870930
>>72870264
Here I'll make it easy
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>>72870264
Why are they all so fucking ugly
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>>72871217
>implying you could get any of them including the neck bearded thrasher fan
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>>72871023
Those in glass houses...
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>>72871165
*crickets*
EXPOSED
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P
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D
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Rlly makes u think
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>>72871542
I wonder if we could era adjust that
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>>72871627
Gretzky would be a 4th line grinder in the current NHL.
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>>72871676
Sure but he's overrated as fuck and a bust
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>Wayne "Please vote for Harper" Gretzky

Bust
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This men crying meme is weird.

Whenever I'm a bit melancholic I just drink until I pass out or just go through all the failings of my life in an eternal loop until 4 in the morning.

Don't really see where you'd fit in the crying
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>The tranadian and the blacklivesmatter wings fan are arguing
Truly a battle betweeem the mentally challenged
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>>72871721
>not going through your past failings in your head every waken second
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>>72871759
I'm too busy during the days. I have a job and a social life to upkeep so my parents don't find out who I really am.
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>>72871721
I usually just go home to my 8/10 gf and GOAT doggo and play NHL 17
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someone unironically called them self bulju in eashl
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>>72871783
Sure if that floats your boat. Pets have never been my thing outside of hunting dogs but those aren't really pets.
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>>72871542
These stats are as useless as the ones where you compare which rookies made how many goals inside how many games. Literally meme statistics when there's nothing to show on actual statistics because the scoring is so much less these days.
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>>72871783
how is 17? i only have 13 and haven't played anything newer
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>>72870980
>of the people, by the people, for the people
we finally have this and sycophants are insulting the fact he's not a career politician
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>>72871871
He's a joke. There's no way around it. Both America and Canada are run by complete fucking morons for different reasons.
>>
McDavid confirmed for living legend
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Why aren't you forcing your dog to support your team?
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>>72871914
he hasn't even gotten in office and you're already assuming shit, he's exactly the kind of "joke" we need
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>>72871927
>owning a dog
wew. no thanks, i have a real woman.
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>>72871867
Defense is overpowered as fuck. You actually have to pass the puck now, can't just solo with one player.
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>>72871936
>non-white detected
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>>72871947
>implying
whiter than literally everyone here.
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>>72871959
When you get white enough you become nigger again. See: the Irish.
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>>72871959
kek albino
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>>72871968
Or finns
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>>72871867
It's great man, they actually made it enjoyable, I play eashl all the time.
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>>72872021
i read that it's way more realistic and unlike >>72871942
you can't just push a button for perfect tape-to-tape passes
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>>72872025
Yeah hitting is actually possible now and meme sticklifters get penalties constantly.
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>>72872038
i'll put it on my list. i'm just sick of everything being the same in 13. breakouts are the same, ai is dumb as fuck, scoring is always the same. like you're on a pattern
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>>72871936
No you don't
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>>72857039
lmao!!! roll.
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>""""""""""""""""""""""owning"""""""""""""" a pet
how much of a cuck can you be?
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>>72872055
2017 is the year of the slapshot. The air is still retarded but I just play eashl with no ai except sometimes goalies. Cross crease meme goals are also a lot harder
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>>72872055
Or a...timeline
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>>72871867
>tons of classic players from hockey history
>perpetually locked behind a pay2win grind mode in a 60 dollar game

that's probably the only real thing that 13 had over 17.
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>>72872021
>only for ps4 and xbone
there's no other reason to even own these systems, can't do it, wish they'd stop being gay and make a game for PC
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>>72872287
ive never understood why they make fifa for pc but all their other games are only for console.
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>>72872072
that doesn't look anything like the redditman
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>>72872315
me neither considering steam and pc gaming is infinitely more popular than console shit now
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>>72872287
>pcucks
Hello friend, I think I can help you out here. Please check out these usefule websites!
>/r/eddit
>/r/games
>/r/gaming
>/r/pcmasterrace
>/r/fuckoffcuck
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>>72872352
>m-m-m-muh exclusives!

Take your own advice friendo.
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>>72872352
I'm not buying a 300+ dollar system for a few exclusives you dumb fuck, I already use my PC for everything
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>>72872343
>redditman
Um ... well HER name is Snoo, and she's an alien, not a human. And the handsign is supposed to be an upvote sign, not Snoo.

Leave it to a CanaDUMB to not know nuance.
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>>72872368
>I already use my PC for everything
Except NHL obviously :^)
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>>72872377
yeah, think I'll get over it with an extra 400 dollars to go to some games instead
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>>72872287
>the vita ended up being garbage
>no portable dual stick handheld to play hockey on

fuck pc, it'd end up on origin or end up being a shit port like 2K always puts out
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>>72872371
why do you post like this?
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>>72872371
delete this
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they try to make me go to wo-ork
and I say noo,no,noooo
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>>72872411
if hockey was more popular someone could make a game for steam, probably do better than EA anyway

also, the vita wasn't garbage but it definitely didn't appeal to the mainstream since the entire catalog is weeaboo games
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>/hoc/ is full of PCfats
No wonder this is the most autistic gen on /sp/
>>
wtf is with this schedule?
>2 games monday
>12 games tuesday
>3 games wednesday
>12 games yesterday
>2 games today
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>>72872352
lmao this asspain
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>>72871018
>Red Rider

the band? who have a song called "lunatic fringe"?
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>>72872429
It's really amazing, too.

The sport is fast and it has violence, yet there's literally no one touching it for video games. A sport that is literally built for vidya and but isn't popular enough, yet the ones that are popular enough get every game under the rainbow.

Feels like there's no middle ground half the time.
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>>72872467
Are you saying you don't like rivalry Wednesdays? Wow do you even like hockey at all? Gary Bettman (PBUH) knows best and will take this sport to the highest of heights
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>>72872471
im not the one begging ea to port to yhour shitty irrelevant platform faggot
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>>72872478
the song was made for miami vice
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desu every pc gaymer I have ever met is massively autistic
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>>72872550
the song was made for the movie "spirit quest"
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>>72872552
i had the misfortune of meeting a guy who played super smash brothers "competitively." next level autism. pc guys are pretty fucking on the spectrum but the was almost impressive
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>>72872565
vision quest and no it wasnt. vision quest was made in 85 lunatic fringe came out in 81, greece please look up shit
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>>72872660
>lunatic fringe came out in 81

the guy said

>>72872550


and miami vice came out inthe late 80s
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>>72872593
t. shitter who can't even L-cancel
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>>72872719
t. autistic nintenbabby who cant form his own scene, cries to the fgc and then literally shits in their pool
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>>72872802
acknowledging smash as a fighting game was a mistake. now we'll be associated with the spergs forever
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>>72872915
fgc my be full of niggers but at least they dont bring their fucking parents to events who then cry to hotel management, they dont have literal poo flinging fights in hotel corridors and pools, and they dont chimp out when they run out of crts

its impressive: smashbabbies are literally lower on the evolution ladder than fucking niggers. mull that over while you jack off to your wavedashing and hungrybox throwing a temper tantrum on stage despite winning

cuck
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>>72872972
autism: the post
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>>72873018
t. autistic smashbbaby
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>>72872994
Hello yes can we have torotorlla back
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>>72873031
"no"
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>>72873034
Give torts and atkinson
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>No Marner, Matthews or Nylander on the All Star ballot

LMAO I thought they were good?
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>>72872552
every console gamer I met was fat or a nigger what's your point

>>72873061
All star ballot is a joke is why they have crawford and toews in but not Panarin
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>>72873115
Probably because you live in America m8
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>>72872479
NHL should be pushing to get more games out of it and market it better, lots of potential fans can be made via video games because of what you mentioned, in fact, this is how I became a fan way back when I rented a hockey game for ps2 on a whim and was immediately hooked
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>>72873061
The same reason why John fucking Scott was in last year.
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>>72873413
reddit?
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damn it's fuckin cold
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>>72873490
i know man its like 65 out right now
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>>72873523
>65
>cold
do you live in LA? it's fucking 12 degrees here with 40mph winds and a wind chill of like -30 degrees
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hey guys
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>>72873603
nice pup
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>>72873538
its a meme you autistic dip fuck your dumb
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>>72873621
>saying retarded shit is a meme
ok man, seen plenty of faggot tourists here from LGAY who are freezing in the summer when it's 60 degrees
>>
This image triggers /hoc/
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>>72873237
So they'd be gooks or dirty injuns for you, that's about the same as nigs
>>72873643
I hate fat people
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>>72873643
did he got fag bashed?
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>>72873636
mr tough guy nice try though kid being a fat fucking 300 lb manlet with blubber for insulation doesnt make u cool
grow up faggot
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>>72873662
no one here is fat unlike the fat shits in the warm climates, cold weather burns fat fast
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>>72873695
why do you have a trap gif saved on your computer
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>>72873695
>posting a tranny
fucking faggot, god bawston is so gay
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>>72873719
i am posting from my iphone and i am here to talk about hockey
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>>72873738
why would this surprise anyone
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>>72873695
who is she, how big is her dick, and does she bang dudes with it?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxzLEqI-qE
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>traps and video games
I liked it better when we were talking about boots.
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>>72873695
WHO
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>>72873695
Back to /fit/ you mentally ill fuck
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Jackets are mega elite
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http://deadspin.com/woman-claims-fox-sports-arizona-broadcaster-melted-down-1789613085

WTF??????!?????????

ban the coyotes NOW
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>>72873695
>this is a 10 in canada
>>
is it Habs Shorks yet?
>>
>>72873940
he wasn't wrong
>niggress trying to pretend she was polite
lol sure, we all know that's exactly what they're known for
>>
>>72873940
PFFT HA
priceless.
Black Lady: calm and civilized
White Guy: overreacts, brings race into it
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>>72873940
unfucking real. honestly, put him in goddamn jail
>>
>>72873940
>>72874056
>>72874120
Same fucking fag
>>
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>>72874134
Gay Singles
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>>72873887
lol there's no hockey in England
>maybe "field hockey"
For girls. Manly girls who think bruised thighs are hot.
>they are kinda hot actually
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>>72873940
Always knew the Coyotes were extremely reddit
>>
>>72874155
AND ONCE AGAIN HE POSTS HIS PHONE SCREENSHOT

REALLY GETS THOSE NEURONS FIRING HMMMMMM?
>>
>>72874295
>>
>>72874295
Kill yourself fat autist
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>>72874295
fogot picture
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>>72874295
calm down Shaqueefa
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>>72874295
forgot it again hahA
>>
The Wild are fucking awful.
>>
every time you call someone out for samefaggotyr THEY ALWAYS USE A PHONE PIC ON 4G

your not fucking clever EVERYONE KNOWS THIS FUCKING TRICK YOU FUCKING LOSER
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i have never samefagged a single time in my life.
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>>72874386
savage bruh #50in07
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>>72874386
because there aren't 50 million android phones on 4g.

Get fucked autist
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>>72874134
>>72874155
>>72874295
>>72874306
>>72874351
>>72874386
>>72874432
all of these are me btw
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>>72874378
They won't make the playoffs. They've been riding luck to get this far and they're barely in.
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>>72874518
no its fucking not and notice how i screenshot my COMPUTER instead of using both to pretend not to samefag

you reddit fucks need to GO BACK
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>>72874582
same as bruins, goalie babby
>>
>>72866817
>stuck between hyman and brown.

how'd you this slip /hoc/?
>>
>>72874468
that's a puffy pussy she got there.
>>
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>>72874594
they're all me.

why are you at a computer on friday night lol
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isles owners have apparently been quietly looking for a new executive for the team since the summer.

garth snow gone WHEN?
>>
>>72874606
it isn't very funny, but i took a screenshot of the post so you can just save it to post to reddit instead of having to re-write the whole thing. yw. i will include it my next post addressed to you
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>>72874606
ok, all done.
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>>72874655
he wants to sell his car first before he moves out
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>>72874715
you are true gentleman
>>
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>>72874759
based honky is going nowhere

it is the real power behind the throne
>>
>BINLAND
>>
what the fuck granlund lmao
>>
HABS - SHORK

GET READY
>>
Calgary confirmed having barclays tier ice.
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>>72874872
shame there wasn't a slowmo of that. Would have made great webm.
>>
granlund is a bust
>>
>>72875037
>so much legs
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>>72874920
>Canadiens haven't won in the Sharks' homu stadiam in 17 years

>SEVENTEEN
>YEARS
>>
>>72875076
how many games is that 6 lol
>>
>>72875076
>tfw no homu stadiam
>>
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If you could get drunk/smoke a J with any hockey player, who would it be? I'd prob go with

>Jagr
or
>Burns
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>>72875037
better than shinkaruk so i would say vancouver still won that trade.
>>
>>72875115
cool. if you should be on any website i would say it would be reddit.com
>>
>>72875115
>substance abuse
degenerate
>>
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>>72875115
>>
>>72875115
Reddit.
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>>72874468
>>72873695
still want to know who this is
>>
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Serious question, no memes: is Alex Ovechking the greatest goal scorer in history?
>>
>>72875176
walktranny desu
>>
>>72875115
id get drunk with brad marchand
>>
This Wild/Flames game must be showing why these teams can't fucking score. They literally fuck up every single opportunity.
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>>72875128
>McCann in the ahl
>shitkaruk busted
>sutter outscoring bonino
should /hoc/ apologize?
>>
>>72875115
reddit: the post
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>>72875154
>>72875165
>>72875172
well howdy diddly fucking do there reddit! i see your being a contrarian cuck as usual i see?

>>72875159
see above reddit
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>>72875217
>>72875217
>>72875217

new
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>>72875187
>gets Crosby digits
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
but yeah
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>>72875115
le pierre is gay bruh. savage!
le funny beard man
le old epic player :D le kevin spacey in epic space xD

#50in07
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>>72875191
walkstralian btfo
>>
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Yeah, just focus on this angle for a good 10+ seconds while the play is in the other zone. Good job camera guy
>>
>>72875176
me
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>>72874655
Source on this? The sooner we get rid of him the better.
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