/heem/: Best Friends Edition

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First for Miesha > Holm

>>63656115

Greater at being a skank?

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Third for never backing down

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Friendly reminder that Alexander Gustaffson is the only man to have ever defeated Jon Jones in sanctioned, unarmed combat.

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Why is Holly Holm literally perfect?
I want her to be my wife.

>>63656136
She's got that methwhore facial aesthetic

>>63656115
thighs

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>>63656115
>>63656143
higher res

>>63656141

No that's Meisha >>63656115

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> I don't give a damn about my reputation

>>63656166
m8 Holly literally looks Charlize Theron in Monster

Some people have been justifying Rousey's bitchiness and "bullying" as just her selling the fight and being influenced by her love of pro wrestling, but personally I think that if you're part of a real sport, you deserve real criticism for your actions towards opponents you'll have to fight for real. Like how DC basically dropped the act in the interview after the Gus fight, doesn't mean he acted like a cocky fuckwit and turned a lot of people against him leading up to it.

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>>63656172
Who is this kid?

why does rogan keep flirting with this old lady

>>63656202
>watching non-mma related JREs

>>63656221
>not tuning in on the off chance it's the podcast where joe reveals he is the bigfoot

>>63656221
They've literally been talking about Ronda for the past half hour.

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>>63656191
an excitable manlet

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Updated, leaving this here

Main Card:
Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez
Jussier Formiga vs. Henry Cejudo
Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva

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>>63656298

>Gastelum
>Lamas
>Cejudo
>Silva

>>63656237
ok:
smallblkcocks.tumblr.com/

>>63656323
lmao

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>>63656298
Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Escudero

>>63656323
why the fuck do you know that website

are you really going around looking for dicks?

>>63656323
Pathetic

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>>63656323
>having that on your favorites

>>63656371
Don't act like it's not normal.

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>>63656298

Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Escudero

hey punk

yeah you, the fag reading this

you think you could heem me, bitch?

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>>63656323

>>63656407
the fuck did you just say to me

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>Friendly reminder that hating on Ronda is the equivalent of terrorism

>>63656407

Post your rumblr

>>63656429

>Hating on my girl is literally terrorism
>State of Uriah "I have no stand-up except meme kicks" Hall

I have been going to a gym for a month now and apparently I'm a natural the coachs want to give me free private lessons if I decide I want to compete

think I should? I want my brain cells

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We are glad to announce the official inaugural TFATK subthread @: ~/heem/tfatk
that's slash H-E-E-M slash T-F-A-T-K slash

/tfatk/ - The Fighter and The Kid

Latest episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euodBY-6luw
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/brendan-and-bryan-break-down-rousey-vs-holm

What you guys think about the latest ep?

>>63656456
How old are you? What are your other prospects in life?

>>63656456
I think the coach just wants to touch you.
Are you handsome?

>>63656429
he's so black

bet he has a H-U-G-E dick

>>63656456
>apparently I'm a natural
this is what literally every coach tells anyone with basic motor skills.

>>63656483
See
>>63656323
It's a myth fḁm tbḧ

>>63656456
sounds like he's trying to sandusky you

>>63656505
lol

>>63656476
go kill yourself

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>>63656476
I don't hate it

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>>63656476
Original Schaubposter here, please don't do this.

>>63656477
18 I'm in CC right now for CS

>>63656481
girls that I don't know and never talked to have given me numbers before but I always ducked them so maybe

>>63656492
I thought about that but why would they want me to compete

>>63656505
I'm scared

this is at blackzillians orlando btw

>>63656534
Can you post the 10 seconds after that webm finishes?

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>>63656221
the only acceptable JREs to listen to are companions, mma related ones or Sam Harris ones, anything that has to do with comedy is >>>/trash/

>>63656508
tinntbuf

Do you guys think Evan could heem rogan?

>>63656534
This isn't about one fighter, it's about the team

>>63656576
EVAN THE BODY THE BEARD

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>yfw 194 does less than 1m buys

>>63656744

>Dana claiming UFC 193 is the second highest PPV ever
>Brock is still boss

How many Americans do you think there are here?

Sometimes I feel like I am just talking to the same faggot over and over.

>>63656781
there is less american regulars then canadians, and one is so very hardcore that he is always in thread and always posting all day, it's really deceptive. Just like that one american who admitted to multi-picking

>>63656812
I'm pretty sure the Australian who types like an anime character is a girl

>>63656781
Mostly just you and me, buddy
>>63656812
>one is so very hardcore that he is always in thread and always posting all day, it's really deceptive.
That is me
>Just like that one american who admitted to multi-picking
this is me too

>>63656191

pretty sure it's sean shelby

Gus really should be high on the chin list desu. Took like 30 of the shots bigfoot died from. Not even biased

>>63656781
>>63656845
>one is so very hardcore that he is always in thread and always posting all day, it's really deceptive.
That's me

>>63656860
>not even biased
>has argued that Gus beat Cormier multiple times

>>63656812
>>63656781
seems to be a lot of brits lately I don't like it

used to just be me and webmbro now there's some cunt in his dads flat, 2 jocks and a bunch of londoners

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Heavyweight division is basically on life support right now.

UFC needs to meme it up a bit and just sign any younger heavyweight that goes ham in the cage, win or lose. Obviously their 'credibility' is in the shitter after Ronda got blown out, so they should drop any pretense of being an official sport and have fun with it.
If they don't I could see Bellator only getting bigger and bigger since they offer the mandrama and retardation that UFC doesnt anymore, and honestly thats what a lot of casuals want.

>>63656845

I chime in now and then and am mostly civil and not a faggot

Shayna Baszler has shared some of her thoughts on Ronda Rousey
http://combatpress.com/2015/11/love-her-or-hate-her-ronda-rousey-makes-you-watch-mma/

>>63656907
Indifferent or indifferent Shayna Bazler makes me turn off the tv

>>63656879
heavyweight is the most meme weight class

I've made 25 posts in this thread. This is number 26. Try to guess who is me.

>>63656877
oi m80 don't call me a cunt, I'm a cool duder

>>63656919
top kek

>>63656932
term of endearment you steaming sack of shit

>>63656926
Super Heavyweight has some incredible memeing.

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Fuck this guy, I've never seen someone so content to do nothing and win a decision after winning two clear rounds.
You guys reckon this is some coded into wrestlers beyond them just not always having finishing skills? Like is there something in their training where the judges are more important than other disciplines?

>>63656949
thanks Mohammed

>>63656972
:O I've never been so insulted in all my life

>>63656877
i remember "dat" filename bro from pre-heem

dem was the days

>>63656879
Does the heavyweight division have a maximum weight limit?

Also what happens if a fighter comes in UNDERWEIGHT? It doesn't have an unfair advantage like coming in overweight does so I don't see why they should be punished for that.

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>>63656960
Oh man, check this out. Aint that some shit.

>>63656966
He is probably the best pure wrestler in HW division senpai

>>63656959
w-wat

>>63656966

>I've never seen someone so content to do nothing and win a decision

GSP
S
P

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>rousey

>go to the catalog for first time in about 18 months
>at least 6 Ronda threads up

what happened /sp/?

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>>63656984
Yes, 265. Japan doesn't have an upper limit for HW though (pic related)

I don't actually know in that case, I think Ken Shamrock came in below for the Kimbo fight but I don't know if anything came of it, but to be fair they were on an indian reservation.

>>63656879
that look on herb deans face

>>63657017
Before you hear anything else, the first thing you need to remember is it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar.

>>63657014
ah right thx m8, those pics pretty old though

>>63657005
you remembered your proxy this time, good job bud

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>>63657014
>>63657039
in fact pretty sure she was underage when some of those were taken

>>63657018
I love the disdainful way Fedor throws Zulu's legs aside after the second knockdown.

>>63657073
He almost punches them aside, its hilarious

>>63656985
that is an incredible kick

>>63657096
That's Beast Boy! The round mound of spinning shit and fun fights. I think he fought like 6 times in 2014.

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>>63657130
That's hilarious

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Can we get a little bit nostalgic now and remember a few years back, when Strikeforce was still alive and there was enough competition that we could have arguments about whether the UFC champions were really the best guys in the world or whether they could be beaten by guys in smalled orgs.

Seems like forever since we had a guy outside of the UFC that you could argue was top 5 in the world or even UFC championship material. I just kind of miss those days.

>>63657146
There are very few anymore. Makes me sad, I loved Strikeforce.

>>63657146
Tito Ortiz > Ryan bader

>>63657146
who would you say are the best fighters outside the UFC right now?

Minakov could probably be a top 7 guy
Brooks would be top 10 IMO

>>63657184
Askren

>>63656131
source on that footage and JRE number?

>>63657146
Well there's Phil Davis I guess

>>63657091
>tfw not attractive enough to posted by a twink as handsome

How you see Masvidal vs Benson going? I am rooting for Masvidal to win and believe he can do it.

>>63657184
Askren and brooks would be comfortably top 10 in the UFC. They also are in two of the deepest divisions so it's hard to get a good grasp of where they would be exactly.

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>>63657204
dont know. i used to hate benson but he got merked so many times i kinda feel bad for him now.

>>63657184
f-fedor

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>>63657234
I wasn't asking you, duck's rectum tonguer.


/heem/, how will the Masvidal vs Benson fight go?

>>63657283
dont know. i used to hate benson but he got merked so many times i kinda feel bad for him now.

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>>63657283
you literally asked me tho

Remember when Lithuania tried to insist he wasn't tripfag tier because he doesn't have a flag by choice? Now literally everytime he comes here it is just to post a selfie and try and get (you)s. Disgusting.

>>63657283
i could heem u irl

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>>63657283

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>>63657314
call them tripflags

>>63657283
also your penis is very curvy looks gross

>>63657283
bboying webm when?

i think benson takes it but masvidal is such a gamer who knows.

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heem sleepy

>>63657349

>tfw remember thinking he was ded

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>It's a gimmickfag posts pictures of himself for notoriety thread

>>63657314
I suppose you are right a little here, but you were the ones making me feel like a tripfag making memes about Yoel and me. Though I do accept blame for shitposting selfies too much.


Anyway, is it only me or Aldo looks diminished? He looks more like former wec Aldo, not the uber one who fought Mendes.

https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/667146434085564416

he really is full on reddit now it's sad

we should have rode his dick more heem

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>>63657391
*sniiifffffffffff*

Why are so many fighters religious?

>>63657367
what the FUCK is going on down there

>>63657397
is it too late to save him?

>>63657413
poorfags

Cerrone has literally no chance against RDA. There is a real reason why he always chokes in big fights. He simply doesn't care about being champion. He doesn't have that outside motivation that true champions have to be the absolute best. He fights for fun and to pay the bills, not to be the best. When it is time to really dig down deep, there is nothing there is no light at the end of the tunnel to keep him going. Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.

>>63657418
GO BIG

>>63657418
In Australia? Girls lift too now m8

>>63657413
most people are religious, ergo most fighters are religious

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>>63657431

>Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.

>>63657431
Personally I think he will be taking this very seriously, still won't win though

>>63657439
Yanks find Christ after the near dear experience they have fighting British fighters

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>>63657431
So you are sayin, he simply needs Jesus in his life?

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>>63657453

>>63657472

>le natural 39 year old man

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Can you imagine being beaten so thoroughly that you literally don't want to show your face in public?

>>63657472
Outside of the gigantic cannonball delts with no pump he is looking surprisingly natty there

>>63657472
I love how everyone accuses him of roiding but he has literally the same body as Bader who receives none of the same accusations.

>>63657494

Bader isn't 97 years old

>>63657470
huh?

>>63657494
Nobody cares if Ryan fucking Bader roids because he's literal shit and will never touch any belt.

>>63657513
With Cuban record keeping taken into account Romero is probably like 31

>>63657483
It's more about her ridiculous press coverage and sudden loss being embarrassing than the fight itself. I don't particularly care for Ronda, but fuck TMZ and other celebrity stalkers.

>>63657516
This. Future 50-45 loss to the champion, whomever it may be.
Rumble might even kill him, but Bader might have that one.

>>63657525
I agree with you, but TMZ are known to be a bit more ethical than the typical papparazzos that take photos of you naked in your backyard and shit, like if they see you on the street they'll get a few questions and buzz off.

>>63657472

Where the fuck is his neck?

Friendly reminder that Phil "fuck phil Davis" Davis will hold a LHW world title in 2016.

>>63657564

>lelator
>Good

>>63657546
I saw the video of it and most of the questions he was asking weren't awful, only one or two were cringey. But he obviously should have known she wouldn't respond. Also TMZ usually slaps a fake quote from the person on their headlines, which is fucking terrible.

>>63656196
hahahaha source?

>>63657583
Who is at fault? The paparazzi? The people who hite the paparazzi? The people that go the websites and buy the tabloids?

>>63657564
I really like Phil Davis. He had some bad fights in his last couple UFC ones, but he's really talented. The fight with McGeary will actually be pretty good.

>>63657571
There are a few good people in Lellator. Mostly their champions, though.

>>63657595
People who go to their website/buy their shit and care about what celebrities are doing. I wish those people would all die.

>>63657482
He does look flabby compared how incredibly tight he looked in his wrestling days. Explosive guys always have defined muscles, though, like Manhoaf for example.

>>63657595
jews and people of low intelligence

Was Rousey's lost a Barao vs Dillashaw equivalent?

I personally think she won't bounce back. She got completely outclassed in that fight.

>>63657595
Western celebrity culture in general I'd say
It's like they need to be perfect for the public, but the public is ravenous for dirt on them.

>>63656980
qt

>>63657628
OO OO AAHHH AHHH AHH

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>>63656105
Nothing wrong with being gay but holy shit what are you doing with your hands
familia that is too much

>>63657546
>a bit more ethical than the typical papparazzos that take photos of you naked in your backyard and shit

thats not saying much

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>>63656298
Gastelum
Sanchez
Cejudo
Silva

>>63657677
I don't know man, I'd take TMZ bombarding me with questions coming out of a resturant or nightclub than the fags who killed Diana

>>63657650
I wish my girl was able to do this.

how many times would you estimate that you have watched honda get SHEEMED?

personally i would estimate between 2 - 3 hundred and it still hasnt gotten old yet

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>>63656298
Gastelum
Sanchez
Cejudo
Silva

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>tfw everyone is telling me theyre sorry about ronda getting KOed because i was her for halloween

>tfw im not even a fan but the costume showed off my body well

>>63657719
Seen the heem countless times, made the famous pic my wallpaper, and rewatched the full fight about three times.

>>63657733
TULSA
U
L
S
A

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>>63656407
wut the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Cesar Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, I've been involved in numerous street fights in the 209 and have over 300 confirmed submissions.

>>63657719
I was wondering the same today

I think its about 500 times the KO and 5 times the full fight and aftermath

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>>63657405
>>63657391

wew lads

New TUF in 1 bong

>>63657719
I've watched the full thing about 10 times now. An absolute masterclass by Holly all the way through.

>>63657733
Pics?

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>>63657733
>that speading sadness as i realize I'll never be the Zingano to your Ronda

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>>63657733
>btw im a girl
fuck off

So Ronda vs Holm II will be the bigger than Mayweather pacquiao, right?

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>>63657843

>>63657912

>shows off your body
>dad bod at best

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>>63657912
>showed off my body well

>>63657912
are you balding?bad hairline τβη

>>63657912
excuse me m'lady, do you mind if i have a cheeky wank with this picture?

perhaps I could print a photo out and finish all over it and then post the results

friendly reminder this is a bully free zone you shitlords

>>63657941
>>63657947
>>63657959
>>63657966

Yall niggas the reason why there are very few women on /sp/

>>63657982

>woman
>On the internet

Pick uno

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>>63657982
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>63657966
M'sir shall we join forces and partake in le mutual wankeroo? We could double glaze her visage!

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>>63657941
>>63657947
>>63657959
HOW DARE YOU
HOW DARE YOU
I think she's hot as fuck

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>>63656298

Kelvin Gastelum
Ricardo Lamas
Henry Cejudo
Efrain Escudero

>>63657998
do you have the original thread?

>>63657998
I'm not even the person who posted the picture. You can barely even make out much of the person's body due to the contrast and people are shitting on/wanking on her. At least get a picture where either of those are reasonable things to do.

Lads, I know I'm the only one that believes, but I'm telling you Cejudo is going to be the man to beat DJ. He is young, athletic, explosive, and knows what it takes to be a champion. DJ has never fought somebody like him. He is not like any other flyweight.

>>63657982
who cares, it's an anonymous image board

when you take away the ass and titties, women are pretty much never worth listening to

>>63658040

He;s 1 year younger than DJ

lol i didnt know u were ALL virgins. thatll be the last time i post a pic of myself

>>63658072
>le pussy terrorism
stay basic, bitch

>>63658072

>like a 4/10 at best

Wont be missed

>>63657912
wew
more of them thighs

>>63658058
I meant more so as in he is still developing as a fighter and we haven't seen close to his best performances yet. He is older than I thought though.

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>>63657912
>>63658072
>Ronda is so cancerous that even in defeat she has brought tumblplanets to /heem/

Rousey vs. Palhares sanctioned when?

>>63658115
Matt Hume is too OP m8

>>63656576
Sam Harris and Alex Honnold are god-tier JRE guests.

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Wonder what this guy's record is haha

>>63658200
Khabib would smash him tbqh

>>63657912
you literally have the same hair as just fuck my shit up

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>>63658200
>yfw Dana signs Sir Bear Growlington to fill out the HW division
The only question is, does he do a tune-up fight in the UFC or directly to Werdum? I can barely bear the wait. It's going to be so grizzly.

>>63657912
if i ever see u irl i'll be the holly holm to your ronda rousey, cunt

>>63658230
You could give Goldberg a run for his money

>>63658250
>takes a lotta energy to be a bear

Hey fags was it just me or did Ronda seem like a fucking heffer for Saturday's fight? Was watching old footage of her and she went from twig to porker.

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>>63658314
>fight fans

>>63657912
>literally wearing five things with UFC on them

merch-buying casual detected

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>>63658328
She was bulking up for the Cyborg fight at UFC 200. She would have been full Samman mode at UFC 200... shame we'll never see it now.

>>63657989
I like steak too much to stop eating it ... does that make sense?

>>63657912
You probably look better with the blue smudge on your face tbqhwy

It was overflowing gently, but it's all elementary my friend

>>63657912
well at least you got the tension alopecia down right :^)

>>63658376
Idk when I think of bulking, I think 'muscle fat', not 'rolls just in time for Thanksgiving'

>>63658376
>training with long hair

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>>63658200
>BOOM!!!

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>all those faggots that were talking about how Holm was scared after the staredown and Ronda had already won the fight mentally

>>63658525
im pretty sure it was literally the opposite

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>>63658525

Literally no one said this. Everyone knew Ronda was the one who was scared. Does this even look the face of a woman who's easily intimidated? Holly Holm may easily cry after winning but she's tough as nails.

>>63658525
Most people thought that Holly seemed unfazed by all of it.

>>63658535
>>63658542
>>63658547
You clearly weren't in the thread.

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>>63658469
My only exposure to bulking culture has been Always Sunny where Mac cultivated mass for a couple of seasons.

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>>63658354
>fight fans
>implying those in the crowd resemble the "fans" who lurk on 4 chan
You guys are the fat fuckers who wear ufc shirts with basketball shorts that I see at work every day. Don't even try and tell me you're not

>>63658564
I'm not.

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>arguing with a namefag
>fight fans

>>63658583
Yeah, but you're Canadian, so that doesn't make it much better. Eat your poutine and stfu m8

>>63658525
/sp/ is retarded, why are you surprised?

>>63658525
no he's right. that's how all the normies tried to spin it. they thought rousey was going to out box holm.

also we all hate tommy toe hold, right? dude shills everyone dana does because he thinks the UFC will make his unfunny show official.

>Mike Tyson is so broke he has no choice but to take scraps from Dana in return for shilling Ronald

>>63658555

I was here for the entire experience, from weigh-ins till the SHEEM. No one said that unless you can drag up the archives which you probably won't.

>>63658610
>ausfailian
Did Ronda getting btfo trigger your PTSD from the emu war?

>>63658633
I won't, you're right. Do it yourself fag.

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>>63658620
HEY MIKE.
WHAT'S YA PIN NUMBER?

>>63530451
This is a link to the part of the weigh-in thread where Ronda got Rowdy.
I hope the link works.

There is one instance where someone says Holly is scared.
Two where someone sys Ronda is scared
Most saying Ronda's a crazy. A crazy!

>>63658642

I don't need to cause it didn't happen. You're delirious.

>>63658633
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63528582/#63531025

>>63658635
>is named b the kidd
>has the worlds shittiest banter
That guy isn't even a Ronda fan, go and permanently heem urself my man.

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>tfw didn't follow your gut feeling

>>63658676
>le bantz man
Fuck off

I feel like hiroshimoot really let us down with no sticky for 193. Surely we will get one for the McGregor show, right?

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>>63658708

Surreal how looking back I was so sure Holm would win but I was told to go back to reddit at one point.

>>63658754
don't you have some fighter and the kid T-shirts to pre-order

>>63658773
Vindication... is there any better feeling?

>>63657912
Don't listen to these guys. I'd give it to ur mum m8

>>63658773
>>63658708
>capping your own posts and trying to get up votes
>>>/r/eddit

damn Cruz has some top bantz he killed TJ

>>63658820
Here's another classic with Faber if you haven't seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53mTeHYiNos

>>63658491
I think he started going crazy after his fiance died. I know him through a friend, and he went through something.

>>63658792

None really, I regret not putting down even a tenner. I was so sure ;_;

>>63658842

what do you mean started going crazy?

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>>63657334
Was anyone noticing pic related tripfag the day after the fight?
He was talking about attending UFC 100 live, and how he's met Paige Vanzant, etc...

>>63658988
Ignore him. He's a typical tripfag who used to post here until everyone ignored him so he left.

>>63658773
>Noticing how shook Ronda looked at weigh ins.
Everyone noticed that, not to take credit away from you.

Is anyone else watching TUF?

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faber is such a weird looking dude

>>63659091

I am.

>>63659091
good scrap so far 2bh

gonzolas has no ground game tho

>>63659172

Unless Gonzales gets lucky, Lloveras has this on the bag.

"You'll beat him with speed" my ass.

>Have ya'll seen the pictures of Jon Jones in the weight room?
>oooooooohhhhhh gawd

https://streamable.com/lzw0

B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D

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>>63659117
thought that was jody highroller for a second

>>63659276
What is wrong with this man?

>>63659276

tbqh

Aw, how cute, they're still showing "The Pump" ad with Rousey. Lol.

Team America is terrible.

>>63659365
Memejitsu is our only hope.

>>63659374
Yep. I was expecting a lot more from Tahn Le honestly.

Holy shit, Fendor's banter game is pretty fucking weak.

Faber is all worked up because greutzmacher got cut

>>63659438

*Faber.

Saul vs hall

Who do you have /heem/?

>>63659507
Saul. He's too big for Hall.

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>>63656298
Gastelum
Lamas
Formiga
Escudero

>>63659507

Literally anyone over meme kicks man.

>>63659289
Riff Raff vs CM Punk who wins?

This "cut a guy even though he won" is pretty fucking cold.

Ugh now Schaub is on my tv.

Did anyone watch Kingdom?

HEY YOU GOOFS.

I THINK RONDA WON ROUND 1. SHE PUSHED THE PACE AND CONTROLLED THE OCTAGON. SHE ALSO GOT A TAKE DOWN AND THREATENED WITH A SUBMISSION.

CAN'T WAIT FOR RONDA TO COME BACK MORE SAVAGE THAN EVER AND GET HER BELT BACK.

>>63659595
riff raff

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What is this photo effect called?

>>63658200
Holy shit Dana went from Australia to Alaska in week?? What a machine that guy is.

>>63656429
>talking shit about ronda is literally on par with being a snaqbar
>this is what it's like to have 70 working brain cells left

>>63659643
The "Flyweight Division" effect.

>>63659643
tilt shift

>>63659643
Tilt shift

Try to watch this and not get mad


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TB40XkRuzM

>>63659650
And to think, he's been doing this since 2004 at least. I don't know how he manages it. and on top of all that he's got that boutique ear disease too!

>>63659677
>Jason Blaha
Literally stopped watching there.

>>63659770
And children!

>>63659677
almost want to spike my gf some test to get that fat clit

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>>63656298
>Gastelum
>Lamas
>Cejudo
>Silva

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How the fuck does Scott Jorgensen still have a job?

>>63659677

My sides, this dude sounds fat beyond belief. I can feel his heavy breathing through the computer screen.

>>63660190
>Ricky hatton
>in charge of not getting royally ktfo

Jose Aldo seems to have the most stern reaction to Rondas loss so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54WoxrCz5U

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>>63656298
>BASED PICKSBRO HEAR MY PRAYERS

>GASTELUM
>SANCHEZ
>CEJUDO
>SILVA

>>63660212
heem fodder lad

>>63660277
Aldo is spot-on.

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr1lSQvOD3k

>>63660212
He's Black, White, and Asian at the same time. If someone ever complains about not having enough of one race in the UFC, he can be used to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

>>63659677
I'm dyin' at this clit analysis. So ridiculous.

>>63660212
he has been a part of 3 FOTNs

>>63660277

Based Aldo.

Please HEEM the leprechaun to cap off this great year.

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>>63660383

>>63660402
When will this meme end? I bet you're a Schaubposter, too.

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>>63660383

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>>63660420
>When will this meme end?
As soon as you stop being a fedoracore autist and rooting against McGOAT

>>63660402
Please post pictures of you and your hats on /fa/ instead. I'm sure they will be able to better assist you with fashion tips and that kind of shit.

>>63660440
I think you're the only coming off autistic here m8. All you can do is spout memes instead of making a point.

Aaron Riley retweeted this article
https://medium.com/the-cauldron/the-end-of-an-error-cbac04dc4a98#.omuvd3vj3

>>63656812
i am all those americans'

as you are my /snacks&hoez/bro

>>63660452
Hang on before we go further I want to say there's nothing wrong with spouting memes. For some of us... it's the only way we know... so please, don't tread on my memes

>>63660277
>"Male athletes aren't separated by one martial art only, like 'I'm a Judoka and I only catch arms.' There's no such thing as this one who survives."
>"I like to watch women's MMA more than men fighting because they always do their best in there and fight hard."
Pretty cool.

>>63660488
We can all agree a /heem/ with memes would not be supreme. However, memes should not be thrown around willy nilly. The memes should serve a greater purpose or argument. If anyone wanted to just see random, out of context memery I'm sure they could find it on knowyourmeme or something.

>>63660490
I should add that I actually think he's wrong about Ronda. I wanted, desperately, for Holly to win, but I don't think it was a foregone conclusion. It's conceivable for Ronda to come back and beat Holly.
And as far as acting goes... Ronda is a better boxer than she is an actor.

>>63656812

>Admit to multi-picking
>Still lose

>>63660277
Good outside the liking WMMA part.

>>63660516

>It's conceivable for Ronda to come back and beat Holly.

Hi Dana. I really just don't see it...I've never seen anyone get blown out that badly come back and win. Maybe if the rematch happens 3 years from now when Holly has run through most of the girls, and is 37, and Ronda after secretly training, getting tired of making movies and doing WWE says, "I want my belt back" then I could see it happening, but an immediate rematch? She's gonna get beat up again and that will be the end of her career.

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>>63660515

>>63660544
Boo hoo, someone like WMMA and I don't because I can't get a girlfriend. ;(

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>>63660452
>m-muh leg kicks
>muh t-t-takedown defense
>m-m-muh memejitsu

Conor will claim Aldo's life just like he has every other one of his opponents. If you can't see that, you're just not a real fightfan m8.

>DECEMBER TWELT I TAKE HEEZ HEAD CLEAN OFF, AT DE NECK

>>63660546
Well, most of the analysis I've seen so far is about Holly's superior boxing, which obviously won the fight. Can Ronda beat Holly standing up? Will probably never happen. Can Ronda take Holly down and submit her? Conceivably.
Can her boxing get good enough that she's not taking insane straight lefts to the face over and over? Conceivably
Can her footwork get good enough so that she can cut off the cage and get the clinch more often? It's possible.

>>63660596
Don't worry, after Conrad heems Aldo everyone in here will tell us how it was inevitable.

>>63660642
I hope someone is screencapping aldo nuthugger posts for the post 194 collage.

>>63660596
All Aldo has to do is get a takedown and McWhatIsJiuJitsu will get fucked.

>>63660630

The only shot Ronda has is if Holm gets older and has to carry the division, like I said, running through all the other girls cause then those girls bring different skills to the table and can expose a part of Holm's game.

Holly has good TDD and so do most people who train at JacksonWink, I just don't see how Ronda wins a rematch, even if it's a year from now, it has to be further down the line, 3 years minimum, and I don't think Holly will be fighting into her 40's. Ronda beat up these other girls cause she was super aggressive, cause that was her only game plan, she'll have to come up with something new.

The Rousey - Cyborg fight will unfortunately never happen now.

>>63660689
>The Rousey - Cyborg fight will unfortunately never happen now.
I really didn't want to have Manroid as our new champion.
>those girls bring different skills to the table and can expose a part of Holm's game.
I was thinking Nunes is the natural next challenger.

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>>63660596
>Conor will claim Aldo's life just like he has every other one of his opponents