/heem/

First for Edgy Brah

second for 2 greenlit comments

>>63652685
What's your second? My GSP and aliens one got green

>>63652613
he thinks the majority of viewers are on east coast watching during their lunch breaks at work

>>63652695
he might read it right now
it's the one about why people laughed

>Scott Jorgensen hasn't been cut yet

He's like 1-8 in his last 9

>>63652702
they should bring a cheeky pair of earbuds with them then

Guys, can somebody explain to me what kind of vulcan death grip did that ref use when he first approached the guy in the blue gi?

>lovely heem btw

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ca2_1205598948

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>>63652702
lol

NOFUNALLOWED

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>>63652754
How fucking awful that must be. You get up at 5 AM to iron your clothes. Get home at 6 PM. Even on your dog shit lunch hour you can't watch a youtube video with swear words.

>>63652769
>I've never had a job and think people who get home at 6 have to get up at 5

>>63652754
what does her pussy taste like?

>>63652781
Salty milk and coins.

>>63652780
I'm 32 Nigel. I know that's literally the norm where I came from.

Why do black people have such terrible taste in walk out music?

>>63652780
that's literally not even far from the truth even for people with 8-9 hours a day when you factor in commutes and "break" time

>>63652794
who the fuck is getting up at 5 if they come home at 6? (assuming it's 9-5)

I work a 9-5, get up at 8:30 and get home at 5:10

even if you had an hour long commute why the fuck would get up at 5? That's not the norm that masochism

>>63652796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQbPehS0Mys

>>63652754
cutie.
I hope win in a strong fashion

Anyone else wonder what could have been if TJ Grant never got injured?

>>63652807
>I work a 9-5, get up at 8:30 and get home at 5:10

Your shift end at 5 PM and you get home at 5:10 everyday and you think THAT'S the norm. Jesus Christ shut up stupid.

>>63652807
to have time to do stuff before work, like running, paperwork, enjoying the morning without having to rush...

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>>63652828
ofc, heem used to talk about him all the time

miss the guy desu he looked so solid at 155, and at the time KOing Maynard was a big deal.

Was a #1 contender fight as well, shame he hasn't come back I don't think it's as simple as concussion symptoms

>>63652839
I do that too. Most people I know don't live more than ~15min from work.

>>63652839
Where did I say that was the norm you silly fat cunt? And call me stupid again I'll burn your family alive

>>63652840
this is the most european post ever

>>63652863
No it's literally the norm for people with careers and families. MAYBE get up at 6 AM and get home at 6 PM

>>63652769
WAGEKEKS BTFO

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what does /heem/ think of neil seery?

>>63652807
>I work a 9-5
>get up at 8:30
>countrylets

TINY
SISSY
LITTLE
BRITISH
ISLES

I don't care if you wake up at 9 AM and your home at 5 PM you're still a literal wage slave and my life is objectively better than your non-life ever will be.

Sorry Italy

>>63652796
Rashad's is good.

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>this is just a hater thing on Rousey, I'm not going to read this

goddamn it

>tfw you are still a student

should I just claim benefits in the future?

>>63652863
A workday can be shitty enough, at least when you get up early you have time to enjoy

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>>63652900

>>63652913
>he didn't get to the bit about the fat hawaiian shirt wearing fuck
;_;

>>63652910
>implying i dont work with my friends and trade banter all day

>>63652910
>wake up later
>go to sleep later
>have exact same amount of sleep
>free time is then moved to the evening/night time
>life is much better

Can someone link me to Luke's Live Chat I don't feel like working for it.

>working
>having a good life

take your pick you field niggers

>>63652900
Accuse him of racism. He'll be confused and he'll read through the post.

>>63652886
he is a good hard working British man, Nigel's dream desu

>>63652781
>what does her pussy taste like?

not as good as any clean healthy dick

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Muay Thai this Friday!

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>>63652965

>>63652949
nigga it's right at the top

>>63652965
my nigga

>>63652994
i know i said i'm not working for it

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>>63653018

>tfw luke starts shouting at u :(

>ITT lazy pussies who will never make more than 20k/year because they dont want to get up at 6 o'clock

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>63653045
>20k/year

>>63653045

Whats 20k dollars into sterling? Like 2 quid

Fresh update
https://youtu.be/O4nYTlMQGpE

>>63653099
>still hasn't shaved her head

>Former UFC women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey, who was knocked out and lost her title to Holly Holm at UFC 193 on Saturday, received a 6-month medical suspension that could be cut to 60 days if she passes a CT scan.

>Rousey may have suffered a brain injury and was taken to the hospital following the loss. She reportedly will need plastic surgery on her lip.

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It's too early in the thread for this personal life shitposting.

Here's your Humpday/HEEMday programming schedule.

Right now: FS2 has Unleashed: Bendo/Nate; Swick/Brown

In 1 bong, FS1 has the 193 prelims in case you missed them
In three bongs, FS2 has UFC Main Event: Pettis vs Dos Anjos

In four bongs, FS2 has UFC Reloaded: UFC 17 Hendricks vs Lawler. That last for 3 bongs

There is no UFC Tonight, which is a fucking outrage. Instead FS1 has college basketball.

At 6 pm best coast time, I'll be watching Kingdom.

In 8 bongs the new TUF airs. S22E9 "Bullseye" "McGregor and Faber face off in the coaches' challenge. An American fighter gets ready to take on one of the most experienced European fighters in the ninth and final preliminary fight. Conor and Urijah argue over the quarterfinal matchups.

>>63653121
needs it on her mole

>>63653129
>>>/tv/

>>63653129
>autism
>living in california

your life is shit

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>>63653154

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>>63653129
>In 8 bongs the new TUF airs

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Hold on Dana

Conor is coming

>>63653051
nice foot game

>>63653099
Outstanding. I love these videos.

>>63653168

HE IS...SOOOO WOBBLY

DJ and Aldo are the only UFC champs left from 2012

Everyone BTFO

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>>63653186
>implying

Jorgensen must have signed a great contract. He lost 7 of his last 9 fights in UFC and still isn't cut.

>>63653206
DC is the champ, no matter what you or anybody else likes to believe. JBJ was legitimately stripped of his title. The UFC had no way of guaranteeing he wouldn't be in prison and unable to defend. Therefore, the LHW needed a new champion. Two top contenders fought and DC won the belt.

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>>63653206

>>63652807
>tfw comfy programmer job means I roll out of bed at 9am, turn on the laptop and am already at work

>>63653186

>Drug rules tighten
>Brazilians start losing

Hmmmm

>>63653051
i will literally be her human toilet

>>63653223

Yeah but

Jones is gonna destroy DC and take it back in the first round.

>>63653233
>>63653233

What company you work for phamily? Or are you self employed?

>>63653237
Most likely they will fight again and JBj will win handily, doesn't change the fact that DC is the the champ right now.

>>63653233
what exactly do you program? just curious

>>63653237

What if Jones goes ham and gets caught and heem sleeped

>>63653174
What do you think of Marina's feet? >>63651880

I'm not really a foot guy so I can't call it but they look nice to the untrained eye.

>>63653233
jelly desu

I work from home during school holidays it's pretty fucking based

>>63653233
>comfy
>job

get a load of this slave

>>63653245
seconding this

>tfw I pretty much paid for 1 year of uni with my gambling addiction

feel good senpai

>1594 watching now

Does Luke typically have this many viewers?

>>63653256
Literally the fucking losers who collect government disability have a better existence than him.

>>63653241
>>63653245
I work for a healthcare I.T company, coding software for hospitals. PHP and javascript mainly

>>63653274

>tfw paid for my new iphone with gambling

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How does it feel to literally as bad as a terrorist?

>>63653256

Get a load of this NEET. Your mom isn't going to keep you in the basement forever.

>tfw resitting second year because all i did last year was drink and laze about
>Still can't be arsed doing any work

Need to sort my shit out lads

>>63653248
Big toes too long
Foot is badly shaped
other toes are too curved

3.5/10 feet.
The truth is that a good foot game is quite rare, most people have bad feet because they don't respect the foot.

>>63653290
No basements in Florida poorfag

>>63653309
Anyone who cares about feet literally will be executed when I gain absolute control.

>>63653288
Literally a meme

>>63653309
God damnit France

>>63653288
>Ronda can speak all the shit she want, and make outlandish statments
>But you cant make memes about her back, that makes you a terrorist....

Is Ronda feminism in physical form?

>>63653317

Woops meant shed then.

>>63653309
savateur pls

>>63652278
exactly, ronda takes punches straight to the head
i mean i understand why she takes punches, her fights don't last long enough for the damage to accumulate, but still a fighter that don't puts his hands up is just a brawler,like freddie roach said her striking is just not there.

i mean yeah ronda can punch and circle, but its only to setup takedown, its not on a level where she actually can win a standup with actual kickboxers

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suicide when?

So your meme sport is still alive I see...

Luke just said when he saw the video of Rousey going through LAX, he felt genuine sorrow for her getting destroyed and disfigured in front of the world.

If Rousey had destroyed and disfigured Holly, would she have stayed and checked to make sure Holly was ok, like Holly did for her?
Would Rousey be humble and sportsmanlike if she had won like Holly? Hell No! You would see the same crass and ignorant behavior she has demonstrated before she got her comeuppance. Luke Thomas feeling sorry for her? What a joke, because if the shoe was on the other foot, Rousey wouldn't feel anything but satisfaction and continue to spout her nonsense.

these threads go too fast lately

cant wait till the casuals leave and /heem/ turns to comfy again

>>63653423
So what kind of standard do you hold yourself to?

>>63653419
If your next post isn't an apology you won't be seen alive.

>>63653435
How fat are you?

>>63653423
well he didn't "just" say it did he? You are far behind the live feed, what he "just" said was that like everyone (except bitter nerd virgin 4chan autiists like yourself) he has a compartmentalised personality and whilst he felt sorry for her he also defends peoples rights to bask in her defeat, finding the gifs and videos hilarious

conjecture: not even once

>>63653445
Not at all, why do you ask?

Rank the order you want these MMA folks to die:

Ronda
Luke Thomas
Joe Rogan
Paige Vanzant
Ariel Helwani
Brendan Schaub

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>>63653288
Holy shit how can someone actually claim that this close to the Paris attacks

Ronda's lost but it seems these overdramatic exaggerating comments still won't leave us. Hinchcliffe said watching Rousey lose was like watching 9/11 ffs where do people get this bullshit

>>63653432
You might get a couple of comfy days but we are heading for the best fight months of all time.

>>63653462
Ariel
Ronda
Paige
Joe
Schaub
Luke

>>63653451
haha you fucking losers, holy fucking shit you kids are fucking LOSERS. I mean you just sit on the computer and defend Luke Thomas. Holy shit why do I even allow you to breathe?

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>>63653462
Ronda
Paige
Luke
Brendan
Rogan
Ariel

>hating on Ariel or Rogan

>>63653473
You seem upset. There is no need for that.

The only thing worse than luke are the zero out of tens who enjoy listening to him.

>>63653473
>laying the facts out on the table somehow equates to the defense of an individual

your perspective on things needs altering

>>63653487
your consciousness will be altered shall you respond to me one more time you cunt rag

>>63653473
WEW

>>63653498
all pranks aside can someone please post paige's new haircut

>>63653473
>Holy shit why do I even allow you to breathe?
full cheezus desu

>>63653497
1.20363 w, 53.0266 N come find me anytime

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>>63653481
Can someone tell me why people dislike Paige now? /heem/ was somewhat neutral about her before with some anons who were fans doing the whole #FANZANT.
I just see her as a nice aggressive young fighter, hasn't been overhyped and has put on decent performances. What changed? Did she do something cunty?

>>63653497
>I'm just pretending to be confrontational
The meme doesn't work so well when you are actually a lashing out for no reason.

>>63653468
>implying casuals will watch the next card
the'll come back for conor

>>63653462
Ronda
Honda
Howdy Honda
Once Ever

>>63653514
>not appreciating next level shitposting

>>63653514
i over committed sorry

>>63653517
They'll be here straight through until after UFC on fox 17. It's a free card with big names and the week after 194. If these cards hold up as they are there might even be some new people that stick around a while with actual events to look forward to in the near future.

>>63653512
Annoying, lying, spolied, overconfident for being a shitty fighter in a shitty division and somehow seen as attractive when she is a 7 and getting pushed more than better fighters because of it.

Who /DIEGO/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb5wKoLHZ6U

Holly Holm is at +145 on bovada for a rematch against Ronda.

>>63653566
he was drinking a 5th of hard liquor a day during every fight in that video (except around actual fight time)

i fap to this everyday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH__BRfLEaY

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>>63653512
I hated her from the start

pic related earliest I could find but hated the cunt since invicta

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I can't believe 194 is still in tact. Fighters have 1-2 weeks of hard training left.

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>>63653512
The whole #Blessed "I'm a devout Christian gal that has accepted Jes--oh hold on here's a video of me shaking my ass at the store in skin tight shorts for no apparent reason" shtick is nauseating. Same with Cornball trying to be the good guy vs big bad meanie person Jon Jones.
It's all too fake.

>>63653554
yeah sure I bet all the casuals will stay for;
>kelvin vs magny
>pvz vs namagjauns

>>63653612
Aldo goes harder towards the end, McGregor goes softer, at worst we get McGregor Edgar.

>>63652320
>>63652275
It was also shortly after that racist had shot up a church in South Carolina.

It was probably related to the gay marriage decision, but the people who flipped out were just looking for an excuse to pile on someone. (And to demonstrate that they agree with the most socially acceptable views, of course.)

>>63652327
>>63652299
I figured Cat never had a chance precisely because she's such a slow starter. Miesha & Nunes were both punching her shit in during the first round of those fights (& Nunes got mount). Ronda doesn't give second chances.

Now that Ronda's been broken though, who knows.

>>63653512
>now

literally hated her from the second i heard her voice and her anti-bullying woe is me bullshit

>>63653618
PVZ vs rose is literally 2 days before Aldo McGregor and the day before mendes vs Edgar. That whole week is going to be a shit show. 194 is not that far away...

>>63653618
>Pvz and sage
>not for casuals

Will we ever turn on Joanna as we have Rousey?

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>UFC caliber

>>63653612
>faber on the prelims

AND RIGHTFULLY SO

best gym after Jacksons and Tristar?

If anyone plans on replying with AKA then you'd better move on to the next post

Who /BEASTIN26/9/ here?

>>63653627
She grew up middle class in a small town in Oregon. She had it tough because she was "small" and got picked on by the upperclassmen cheerleaders (she was a cheerleader too, by the way). Fucking cunt.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/18/8874213/jose-aldo-fails-wada-test-out-of-ufc-194-against-conor-mcgregor

>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>63653665
Kings mma

>>63653648
Oh piss off
You don't know shit.

>>63653675
>Literally b8ing this hard

Fuck off Mexico

>>63653598
I will never get sick of seeing Rousey trying to land a hook and Holm just ducking under it, causing Howdy Honda Housey to run into the cage

i sincerely hope paige vanzant gets breast cancer

Did suicidebro get his powerball ticket for tonight? it's literally only 42 million after taxes

>>63653570

The next time they fight Holly could be 37. You never know with these things. Wait until it's actually announced instead of giving bookies your money so effortlessly.

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>>63653711

>>63653665
serra longo

Holly vs. Cyborg who wins?

>>63653648

>as we have Rousey

Piss off reddit.

>>63653675
jodete Pedro, you are not going to ruin the goat card that is 194

>>63653711
I think that's the point she realised it's over. Everything. Her undefeated streak, her title, her reputation

The SHEEM was inevitable

>>63653648
anyone who loses i am not a fan of them anymore

>cro crap was cheating the entire time

>>63652664
Hey, I want to get into watching MMA, should I just jump into it or is there some stuff to know before?

>>63653759
This is literally 97% of Chris Weidman's fan base.

>>63653762
go to ufc.tv and buy fightpass

if you weren't a fan of benson henderson since his WEC days fuck off you can't be now

>>63653743
they've only ever produced 2 paper champs though

>>63653762
No reason you can't just jump into it and pick it up from there. Watch a few events when they're on and soon you'll get into the swing of things

You could go back and watch older stuff for a better understanding though

>>63653791
by what definition could Weidman be described as a paper champion?

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>>63653791
lol

>>63653802
beat up a bunch of old men who should have never been competing for the belt

Weidman can only be considered a true champ if he beats Rockhold (which he won't) and the winner of Jacare/Romero (which he won't)

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>>63653814

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>>63653762
Fightpass is unironically perfect for new fans. If you don't want to pay, just get the free seven day trial and cancel it, you'll still get to watch a lot of content in that week. Has a gigantic fight library.

Really there isn't anything you need to known get into it. Start watching events, lurk /heem/, and youll be light years beyond an average casual soon.

>>63653675
fuck you manuel, not falling for your bait

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>>63653836
weird reaction pic m8, why would you put on poorly matching clothing and tip a fedora in my direction?

>>63653814
>you're a paper champ until you clear out your division
I'm not familiar with that definition.

>>63653842
DC after Jones takes his belt back

>>63653462
I don't want any of them die, but if I had to sort them:
>Paige
>Joe (He's lived a fairly long life)
>Ariel
>Luke
>Ronda
>Schaub

>>63653842
luke rockhold december 12th

>>63653885
I think Luke will take the loss well

>you will never hang out with him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6EdiMEfDAE

>>63653736
Do you think she saw Rogan sitting there and felt like she let him down?

>>63653842
Hendricks by weight cut

>tfw i could heem every here

>>63653940
*everyone

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friendly Heeminder

Joe Rogan is doing a podcast with a female MRA today

>>63653953
Cisfemale?

>>63653951

That's not me though

>>63653953
Whats an MRA?

What does sheem stand for?

>>63653982
Scum of society

>>63653982
Men's Rights Activist

>>63654003
Why would anyone want to fight JJ at this point

>>63654003
Machida/Shogun 2 tier.

>>63654054
Because she has the title?

How retarded are you keknada?

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>You will never pleasure a sweaty Holly Holm after she beat Once Ever Howdy Honda Housey

Why bother living anymore

>>63653931
chuckled sensibly

sometimes i hate kekthomas so much

>>63654003
>tfw uncontrollable urge to pop it

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If Chael Sonnen had been in Ronda's corner, what would he have said?

>>63653988
What rights dont men have?

>>63653944
Hello new friend

>>63653986
Somewhere
Holly
Eradicates
Every
Manlet

>>63654113
>Ronda, Holly isn't a very good puncher and you are getting lit up

>>63654113
>ronda rousey......you absolutely suck

>>63652769
Waking up early allows you to adjust yourself to the patterns of the day. It's not that you're going at 100% immediately after you wake up, but you're getting into the swing of things. It's also good for getting stuff done that you wouldn't have time anywhere else in the day to accomplish, given that you have a busy schedule in the first place.

>>63653736
her movements aren't snappy enough. she needs to work on her walk downs, And develop a right body kick/counter knee. it's not that far from good, it's just fucked

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>>63654150

>>63654118
The right to their own reproductive system in some cases. Many doctors require a man's wife's signature before they will give him a vasectomy. There are some pretty unjust divorce laws. Single men aren't allowed to adopt children, or sit next to children who are unaccompanied on some airlines. The biggest violation of men's rights, in my opinion, is routine circumcision (re: genital mutilation). I'm sure there's lots more. Men are generally seen as dispensable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0apsD8U7nc

Kekaroo m8

LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>63654177
>The biggest violation of men's rights, in my opinion, is routine circumcision (re: genital mutilation)

ohboyherewego

>>63654183
youre a day late

>>63654183
old news bud

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>tfw is normal posting is basically none existant since Silva is kill

Ask someone who could beat you in a fight anything.

>>63654240
relevant
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447880044976.webm

>>63654251
She is literally going to kill herself soon

>>63654240
>tfw no more SHAEL. COME TO MY BBQ. posting

>>63654268
how much would you pay to watch it live?

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SHAEL

>>63654288
Hopefully she does it on BT Sports. That means I get it for free.

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>>63654295
lol

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>>63654327
Haha, wut

Is Chael Sonnen white?

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>tfw can never go back and enjoy pre heem UFC threads

>tfw your fightfu a shit

>>63654357
I love that someone still has that image
Got so much crap for it too, and how long ago it was. All of the top guys have been finished with strikes since I made it. Pre-/HEEM/ was a magical time.

>>63654357
Whomever made that is an autist.

Any good MMA podcasts out there? I mean, the Joe Rogan one is ok, I guess, but I can't shake the feeling I'm just listening to someone who's going to shill the product and backpedal whenever he has the chance.

>>63654406

babby sad he wasn't here back in the day?

>>63654406
*whoever

>>63654421
autist confirmed

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>>63654406
>>63654384
#rekt

>>63654406
hey man it was before your time
don't hate

>>63654412
He does his only commercials in the beginning of the podcast so you can just skip them if you want. He does "shill" things he genuinely uses though when it comes up in conversation or he needs some more alpha brain for some intense information.

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>>63654357
>Shogun on God Tier Chin

That was a great time, we should make an updated list.

>>63654443
>before my time
>literally been watching mma for 20 years
>literally longer than the average poster here has been alive

>>63654412
Heavy Hands, of course

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>>63653951
>>63653979
>tfw knew this would happen

>>63654453
that changes nothing if you only got here after /HEEM/ was established

>>63654412
fighter and the kid

>>63654458
FUCK CONNOR AND WYMAN

fucking shills

never fought anyone, never trained anyone

said ronda would definitely win then want you to donate to them as they explain how holly won

i swear anyone who listens to them needs to be gassed

>>63654448

No, but I mean, take for example what he did in the one after Rousey lost and had to backpedal quite a bit to explain why she lost and all that shit.

I mean, its obvious he's going to be pro-UFC and by that extent pro-Dana. It's not a BAD THING, but sometimes you -well, I- want to listen to someone more neutral.

>>63654479
aw

>>63654450

Lets do it then, i'll make the list

Everyone post who you think has a GOD tier chin in the UFC today

Go go

>>63654472
at least you admit you're 14 you crooked toothed faggot, i bet you're not even 6 feet tall

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>>63654150

maximum kek, I laughed way too hard at this

>>63654493
I'm 5'9" which is tall enough for everything.

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>>63654240

>>63654503
you shouldn't be allowed to breed


>>63654491
frankie
diego

>>63654453
I think you might be surprised

>>63654510
>frankie
Gets dropped by a gust of wind, but has amazing recovery skills and never quits. Bad chin, great heard.

>>63654503
I would literally jump off of a cliff if I was that short.

>>63654512>>63654453

http://strawpoll.me/5503283/
Forgot link

>>63654491
Nelson still does, Barnett & Overeem threw everything at him and he took it.

>>63654357

mousasi should be in god tier. possibly the GOAT chin

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>>63654519
>frankie
>bad chin

LITERALLY the dumbest thing i've read on 4chan in the past 9 years

>>63654491
conor
weidman
jon jones
cormier
rothwell

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>>63654357
>>63654384
>All of the top guys have been finished with strikes since I made it
Only Diego remains unfinished by anyone but a doctor.

Friendly reminder: If you think Conor McGregor or Chris Weidman will ever lose during their careers, especially on December 12th, you're wrong and a massive casual.

You should cease posting immediately until you've developed enough MMA knowledge to be able to make relatively accurate and objective assessments of fighters and their future fights.

>>63654519
You should be permanently banned for saying something so stupid.

>>63654534
Okay.

>>63654552
I won't, though. So quitcha bitchin.

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>>63654543
>Friendly reminder: If you think Conor McGregor or will ever lose during their careers,

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>>63654543

>FRANKIE BAD CHIN
>LITERALLY COULD FIGHT AT 135 POUNDS
>LW CHAMPION
>FOUGHT 170 POUNDERS
>NEVER BEEN STOPPED

jesus christ the UK autism is unreal

>>63654578
Benson is a welterweight like BJ is a middleweight. Okay, not so crazy, but he's also not a big puncher and never has been. Being big doesn't change that fact. Neither does Frankie not being iron-jawed, he's more iron-willed. Gray knocked him all over the cage and he never hurts anybody.

>ITT: people who never saw Frankie's LW career and just read wikipedia synopsis

>>63654565
>>63654572
you know what i meant niggerfaggots

>>63654572
>>63654565
Who the fuck is that little pussy nobody supposed to be? I don't even recognize him Conor would dismantle him inside two rounds.

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>>63654491
>Everyone post who you think has a GOD tier chin in the UFC today

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>>63654597
It's Conor but it's ok I forgive you as he looked a lot different back then!

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List so far

If that's good great tier next

>>63654603
>Rocked by Machida and Belfort

>>63654610
>aldo

might have to change this in a few weeks 2bh

>>63654610
Mendes should be up there. He dropped from McGregor literally because he was gassed from those kicks.

>>63654610
I don't think mcgooker and weidman's chins have been tested enough to place them on that list.

Also I think Condit, Lawler, and Hendricks should be considered.

>>63654635
>mendes
Got knocked out by Aldo first time they fought and dropped a couple times the second fight.

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>>63654491

>Condit, Lawler, and Hendricks

I'll add these

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>>63654635
m8....

>>63654635
wtf lad Aldo dropped him forty times

>>63654650
>Lawler
209 motherfucker

>>63654643
>Holds onto the fence
>Takes a big knee to the face

No surprise.

He recovered extremely well from those 2 punches after the bell. Aldo was also dropped that fight, so why is he up there?

>>63654654
Yes, he dropped because of the kicks. That's what made him turtle up. He stood straight back up when the fight was stopped and was fine.

>>63654610
rothwell literally has the best chin in mma

>>63654640
Condit for sure. Andy Souwer couldn't even knock him out and he ate punches from Hendricks & Ellenberger and battled through them.

>>63654654
ficks sake now i have to watch 189 again

How many people still here are casuals brought in by 193? Not insulting, just seeing what kind of new blood this thread has

oh shit didn't know the "MRA" was Christina Sommers

shes a fucking legend, and not actually MRA but an egalitarian

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Great tier next

Try and keep it to a few then we can do some meme tiers

dead thread
dead sport

how long will it take for the buyrate to come out lads?

>>63654610
mcgregors chin hasnt really been tested tho, not that it should

>>63654610
Diego has been dropped by Hathaway, Penn & Melendez
Cormier was dropped by Johnson
Edgar by Maynard & Henderson
Aldo by Mendes

Manletweight fighters like McGregor counting is weird. Do you know into which dimension Dos Santos would knock that guy into with so much as a sideways glance? For that matter, add Dos Santos, he's too hard to knock out for his own good, even though Cain did get him.

Weidman's got a serious chin, he's young and doesn't get hit too much so it's fine now. Lyoto cracked him a bunch and he just waved him forward for more.

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>>63654699
>meme tiers

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Lawler got knocked the fuck out by a jab from Nick Diaz, lmao this ranking is off to a bad start.

>Luke is shitting on Goldie again
gotta give him credit for that

>>63654675
What the fuck do the circumstances of the knee have to do with his chin? Also, mendes was dropped more often than Aldo and aldo literally bounced back up when he was dropped, not that I'm even arguing aldo for god tier. He has great defense more than a great chin.

>>63654714
McGregor ate several solid shots by Mendes without going down, and Mendes has dropped every opponent he's faced since Bang Ludwig went to Alpha Male. Mendes was the first to stop Guida with strikes, and the first to drop Aldo, but his best shots barely phased McGregor.

>>63654723

>getting dropped means you have a bad chin

>>63654732
It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar

>>63654751
There needs to be a metric for how a chin is classified, no?

>>63654723
Diego literally dives head first into punches & kicks every fight and has never been knocked out.

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>>63654150

>>63654746
The knee has everything to do with it. The solidity and power in which the knee possess when it connects with the chin has absolutely everything to do with how one gets knocked out you fucking faggot.

>>63654699
BJ Penn
Roy Nelson
Fedor

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>>63654750
>Mendes has dropped every opponent he's faced since Bang Ludwig went to Alpha Male
I wonder whos behind this post

>>63654751
>not having a goat tier chin= having a bad chin
Sweet deduction

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10th time I watched this fight and here is what I found. I was listening right after Ronda was ko'd. Herb Dean was holding her while she was sleepy.
"You got caught, you got caught, relax, slow down, slow down" - Herb Dean.
Ronda shrieking : "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Not sure if it's her or people in the crowd.

>>63654412
Promotional Malpractice

>>63654784
>no grass in pic
You had one job.

>>63654412
Chael's You're Welcome podcast is pretty damn good

>>63654699
you should remove mcgregor and add rothwell, also hunto has great chin

Post the best Post-fight interviews

I'll start with 2 classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TeM9HGObMo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPDQP1xX96A

>>63654795
It's her. And I noticed this my first viewing.

>>63654780
You realize it was a clean knee that knocked out mendes? Aldo was holding on the fence earlier and avoided the takedown, that is where there was controversy. Just shut the fuck up kiddo, you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

>guys, Chad has a great chin sure he got knocked out cold, but it doesn't count because Aldo held onto the fence 2 minutes prior to it happening
What a dummy

>>63654723

>Brit opinions

>>63654327
Just a note, never buy coconut milk. It tastes like someone wringed out a pair of sweaty socks. Almond milk is the good stuff.

>>63654610
JDS, Hunt, Condit, Werdum, Jones

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Not Jones because i don't think he's ever even been hit with a solid punch aside from the Gus fight

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does he even stand a chance?

>>63654839
Yes, that's my point. A clean connected knee knocked Mendes out. That would knock literally anyone out with the power Aldo has in his legs.

Besides, Mendes was up after the fight was stopped.

BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES WE ARE LIVE
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU

>>63654868
I'd argue and say Werdum wouldn't stand a chance either

>>63654866
Has anyone ever seen Khabib eat a serious shot? Or Pettis, for that matter?

>>63654868
I wish he actually would have uploaded that picture on his twitter account. The butthurt would be glorious

>>63654875
You can't say it would knock anyone out, because you don't know that. We do know it knocked it mendes out.

>>63654868
fucking hell, dat transformation

>>63654885
>who is rafeal dos anjos

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you know /sp/ is shit when normiebook delivars superior OC BANTS

>>63652664
>Vegas Dave (some goof) says Miesha Tate is the the next champ
>[YouTube] Vegas Dave on winning $240K on Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey; will make Massive bet on Miesha Tate (embed)

Gambling on getting that sweet Miesha pussy, I like this guy.

>>63654900
Also, then why did you bring up the cage in the first place? It's literally irrelevant if you're just talking about the knee.

>>63654899
He would probably retweet it if someone sends it without seeming too suspicious.

>>63654900
Mendes has one of the best chins in the FW division. We do know it would.

>>63653762
just start watching events, browse /heem/, look up fighters that you are interested in and you'll be on your way. The more events you watch, the more fighters you will know and it gets even more interesting when you know the fighters. Also, try buying EA UFC and play it, it will also help you learn the fighters and all that stuff.

>>63654918
You just saying mendes has a great chin doesn't make it true. The evidence suggest otherwise. I must be being baited or you're just dumb and refuse to accept reality.

>>63654910
letting the fight play out in my mind rn and he's right, gonna trail him

>>63653736

This fight made me ask myself, "Is Ronda really a one trick pony?" She looked so lost without her arm bar. "Wut do?"

>>63654930
Faber is on the list and got knocked out by Mike Brown.

Mendes gets dropped (but straight back up) by Aldo and suddenly he has a terrible chin. Lol k

>>63654934
No dummy he's sponsoring Miesha's camp to get pussy he doesn't believe for a second she is actually going to be the champ.