/heem/

1st for me

>>63528663
This was me btw

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There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

delete this

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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Etihad tomorrow if you're in Melbourne.

>tfw i could heem every here

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>>63528709

30 bings until the biggest weigh in event in all of human history.

>>63528775
does it feel good, knowing you could?

>>63528775
Get in my guard bro

>>63528796

Conor vs Aldo?

Doesn't wrestling belong on /asp/?

>>63528692
Good job! :)
Don't get cocky now ;)

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Just over 4 weeks until you will be forced to recognize.

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Jojo puttin on a clinic

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Main Card:
Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau
Mark Hunt vs. Antonio 'Bigfoot' Silva
Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall
Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt

THANK YOU BASED AMERIOP COMING THRU W/ THE /HEEM/TIME /newz&info/

>>63528944

>Last three fights
>Guys had a combined age of 110

nice meme fighter

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>>63529104
Rousey
Plz Joanna Champ
Silva
Uriah Hall
Stefan Struve

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>>63529104
Holm
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Struve

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Who /weighin/ here?

>>63529104
>People actually saying Holm

Do they not wan to win this little game? She has no choice and they're feeding her far too early to Ronda

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>>63529104
Rousey
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Rosholt

>>63529104
is there anything I can do to persuade you to put me in the left column? I'm willing to listen to anything

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Background silhouette fella looking a little "JUST", isn't he?

>>63529214
>those empty seats
Top Kek

>>63529223
Goofs will be goods, what're you supposed to do?

>>63529223

Sometimes you just gotta be bold with your predictions, Anon. I hope Holm oblique kicks Ronda's leg and Ronda's shitty knees explode

>>63529214
ooohhh you lucky fucky
is it comfy?

>>63529104

You do realise like 80% of these are just the same guys posting over and over again

>>63529237
It's like he has one big gut going into his leg

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>>63529104
Rowdy
Joanna
Super Samoan
Hall
Rosholt

>>63529185
>>63529194
>>63529229
samefag

>>63529237

Sorta looks like Sexyama if he had a gut

>>63529130
>the age meme
Heavier divisions are usually stacked towards the top with guys in their mid 30s. Only the low weight classes see dramatic dropoffs due to age because speed goes way before power (and is more important in low wright classes). The average age of top ten middleweights is like 35, should he be fighting inferior younger fighters just because they're younger?

Try assessing the actually ability we've seen from those fighters instead of their age dummy.

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WELCOME TO THE WEIGH INS

THE BEAUTIFUL ARIANNY, BRITTNEY, CHRISSY, VANESSA

DANA WHITE WITHOUT HIM NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE

JOE SILVA BEST MATCHMAKER IN THE BUSINESS

>>63529284
I think I'm the only person by himself there.

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>>63529365
Kek
Try again autist, bud

>>63529214
how many bongs?

>>63529412
>by yourself
And we mean nothing to you? Get in my guard. Ro

/qbp/SPC/ from /nba/ here

How much times until Rousey fight?

kek anyone seen the Dana interview with helwani?

>we literally have every LED in the country and had to borrow some stuff from Taylor Swift

>>63529438
10 bings

>>63529397

>tfw no more "Burt Watson babysitter to the stars"

Gi or no gi to fight terrorists attacking my country again?

>>63529486
Go with a gi, they'll take one look and you and realize you train and book it out of there

>>63529472
That butthurt was hilarious. Literally the most easily replaceable person in the ufc and everybody acted like this is gonna change anything.

is MMA really a sport?

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>>63529442
>tfw I can heem everyone here desu senpai.

Front seats are starting to fill, only 5 more bongs to go lads

>>63529537
>Literally the most easily replaceable person in the ufc
I thought that was Stitch. All that guy did was put Vaseline on a fighter's nose and eyebrows and wrap their hands

>>63529562
If baseball is a sport then yes

le FRANCE BTFO

F
U
L
L

S
U
R
R
E
N
D
E
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>>63529580
>Literally the most easily replaceable person in the ufc

i thought that was dana. all that guy does is say that every fight is the best fight ever.

>>63529607
#Refugeeswelcome

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hMV5mrnrA
>i just punch the head

#fuggreebogg
#savestitch
#bringbackburt
#freenickdiaz

>>63529486
you know what you must do

DOUBLE LEG EVERYONE THERE

can't wait to see weigh in ronda!
weigh in ronda > any other ronda

weigh-ins are live lads

What the hell m8s
Left the video open whilst I was playing video and that music just plays
Lady Gaga is it? This is not fightan music

>original face the pain riff

:'(

>>63529749
P!nk desu

>>63529749
Neo Fight Fans aren't here to take part, they're here to take over

hearing rumours that Letourneau missed weight lads

>yfw Kate Winslow becomes the new go-to ref to pander to women

>>63529397
kek, pretty accurate

Looks >packed lads

REDDIT

Nice to see Chris' son doing something with his life. Must have been really tough growing up without a family.

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>>63529788

nothing wrong with that senpai

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>>63528730
under rated to be honest lad

Ryan Benoit gonna smash I reckon

>>63529771
We can sing it together if you want
Time to end this suffering

OHHHHHHHH


Tbh this weigh in is going to be pretty shit, just tuning in to get some of that pre event hype built up

>>63529859
Pretty cool senpai

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who here ready for weigh in Ronda
>pinkpantyweighinronda
the best if you think any differently you be gay

>>63529859
Have you considered that you are literally just a cheeky sprint and a hop away from getting the double leg on Joe Rogan

>>63529855
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

>tfw Cheick bro dies

Australians are pure cancer

most American haircut of all times

That Nigga thinks he's on the Mortal Kombat fighter select screen

damn this undercard is literally shit

>>63529903
So I can slip away

How bad do you guys think Mighty Mouse begs Dana to be on a Rousey or McGregor card?

>>63529924
Business in the front, party in the back. I don't see the problem.

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>FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>FACE THE PAIN
>FACE THE PAAAAAAAAIN

>>63529936
nothing wrong with it senpai, just looks American

If Daniel kelly wasn't absolute shit could he be a good fighter?

>>63529919
What the FUCK did you just call me?

>>63529890
>implying rogan wouldnt put him in rubber guard

>Jihad John dies
>like 60 frogs dead less than 24 hours later

Europe is finished

Oh shit it's Weedmans butt buddy

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How do i achieve Rogan mode, guys?

>Rogan shilling this hard
just when i thought he's taken it as far as it can go

>>63529946
he could be the male ronda rousey

>>63529946
I imagine he'd've been goat if he was born 20 years later

Holy shit I didn't know the hippo was fighting on this card

THANKS REEBOK THIS IS FANTASTIC

>>63529993
HGH and about 15 unstudied supplements

>>63529950
Oh yeah definitely the moment anon completes the double Rogan is going to destroy him with a slick sweep into electric doubleswooce then finish a solid gogoplata putting our good anon out cold before he can even tapperoo

>12k people watching the weigh-ins on youtube live

I'm always impressed by Ronda's ability to draw out he casuals

this is a very white card

>>63529962
>get bombed by America and Britain
>punish France

sounds alright to me

>>63529993
lots and lots of alpha brain and coconut water, clearly

>>63529993
>be manlet
>roids
>ruin your joints with meme exercise and shitty form

>>63530025
what is it usually for a ppv?

Rogan's announcing voice is so damn annoying.

>>63530049
To put that in perspective UFC 192 had like 3.5k people watching live for weigh-ins

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Ratner is such a goof

>>63530025
This desu, still don't fully understand it

Funny thing is first event I saw was 184 with Rousey main eventing

>>63530049
idk but i remember 189 being in the 20ks and everyone being shocked

Maybe Ronda will dedicate her win to France tomorrow

Those are the best sluts they could get to be octagon girls?

>allabar

>Akhbar
>Arreola

>>63530073
how did you survive? Escape the blast on your magic carpet?

>>63530051
Goof

>UFC promoting terrorists while France is being BTFO

First two embedded are also at 500k+ views which is quite good for this point, not sure how it compares to where 190's were at this time though because I think those all ended with 1mill+ each

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SNIPER IN THE AUDIENCE
EVERYONE GET DOWN

Pretty standard weigh in so far, will probably continue to be
Don't know why I really bothered

whats happening in france?

doesnt cormier know steve irwin is kill?

poor taste imo

>>63530092
he surrendered. he's one of the hostages posting from his phone.

Struve is going to have some wicked brain damage when he retires

Celtic Kid! That boy's got serious potential.

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>>63530115
you stole me joke and me webm you fucker

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>>63530125
one of the BBC headlines

>>63530125
enrichment

>>63530125
>Didn't know myself
>Checked damn /pol/ of all places to find out

Maybe I'm here too much, there's a pretty bad shooting apparently, multiple I think

STEFANNN STRUUUUUHHHHVEEEEE

>>63530125

25 people dead, 60 hostage

Everyone BTFO

Uriah Hall will lose

-125 after beating Mousasi is a trap

>>63530092
flying armbar

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>>63529104
Ronda
JJ
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve

>>63530161

>Uriah Hall will lose

Keep existing chump

Hunt looks lean

He's going heem

Bloody hell take your headphones off

bigfeet's big feet are so big he can't even walk up the stairs kek.

>>63530194
He lost to rafael calvante in a stand up fight he's super inconsistent

>>63530149
hah nice great minds think alike

>come out with headphones, jacket, sweatpants, shoes, and socks

Why wear all that if you're just about to go up there and take it all off? Just a waste of time considering you only wear that outfit from the locker room to the side of the stage

RSPCT THE FIGHT

>Oppowent

>coming out in underwear

SAVAGE

>hunt comes out in just underwear

such a cheeky cunt

BASED JOANNA CHAMPION BASED

JOANNA JOANNA JOANNA JOANN
CHAMPIOOONNN

Considering how both these fighters look on weight cut, it's gonna look like Nosferatu vs Dracula Lady when they stare down

Letourneau isn't even in the top 10.

Who more hyped for Joanna than Rousey here?

>>63530237
>>63530241
That's exactly what I'm talking about >>63530226 . Hunt knew what to do, he came out in what he was going to get weighed in. Silva walks out in a full outfit and has to spend 3 minutes taking all that shit off. Just makes sense

Valerie confirmed shaved puss. She dropped her panties a fair bit, fully smooth.

Nutritionist: how do you want your abdomen to look?

Letourneau: just fuck my shit up

It's fun watching JJ fight and I'm glad she'll get more exposure tomorrow, but the division is still shit. She and Gadelha are on a different level than all the other straw weights

>>63530215
your script is perfect btw, theres a few additions that i'm trying to make like selecting camera angles for PPVs and forcing 4500 in the m3u8 (should be as simple as replacing the "iphone" with "4500" instead of nothing.

>>63530282
does anyone here actually care about Rousey?

>>63530282
>Joanna isn't your top 3 favorite fighters

KYSTBH

Bloody hell that's a lot of people

JJ is a beast

Gonna rekt this whore

Looks like Joanna just took some PEDs

>>63530310
literally the worst champ

>favorite fighter

>btw I have a kid pls cheer 4 me XD

>staring her down the whole time

FUCK THIS FIGHTTTTT

>JJ is as tall as Joe
>115lbs

Manlets when will they learn

Will Rogans voice crack when he interviews Ronda?

bloody hell I want Holm to win so badly.

>>63530308
I enjoy Ronda honestly but all this hype and shit does get tiring

Who /mutewhenrondatalking/ here?

>I will fight any girl they name as an opponent
>lmao no GUYBORG AHAHAHAHA

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sneak peek at the next few minutes
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE GREATEST FIGHTER IN HISTORY
>*stares at ass*
>BUY THE PPV FOLKS

>>63530304
Nice! Glad you're enjoying it. Haven't looked at the multiple angle aspect yet; does each PPV angle have a separate ID?

>>63530357
SHE'S LIKE A SUPERHERO
THIS ISN'T REAL

>world champion kickboxer

lel

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>mfw someone mentions cyborg will stand a chance against ronda near me

if you wanta Ronda to lose youre probably a buttmad MRA virgin. she might be annoying and the ufc is pushing her too hard but holm as champ would be fucking garbage.

>>63530357
He's gonna feint just from the inspiration he gets watching her make weight

Why haven't we seen any of Holm's great striking in the Octagon?
If I remember her fights have been pretty underwhelming. What's her record in UFC?

>none of Holly's highlights are from UFC fights

Fuck Holly Holm has long hair. And hard nipples.

>Russia's athletics federation has been provisionally suspended from international competition - including the Olympic Games - for its alleged involvement in widespread doping.

it's all kicking off tonight lads

>>63530390
its almost like hes a parody of himself at this point

>>63530404
>>>/asp/

>yfw Honda gets heem'd

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>>63530343
i lol'd desu senpai

lel who does she think she is? DC?

>undeniable success inside the octagon
>with decision victories over #12 Raquel Pennington and #11 Marion Reneau

When will it end, bros?

>>63530411
We've been hurt by the MMA Godz so many times, we just want the rest of the world to experience some of the bullshit that we've experienced!

Joe Rogan is trembling in awe of the GOAT

fuck weigh in ronda is hoooooot

HAHAHQHAHQHQHHQHQHAHAHAHHQHQHQGAHHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGQGAGGAHAHA

CHIMP OUT

Have to laugh at that
It feels so forced

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It's so cute how she tries so hard to be intimidating.

The fuck Ronda wasn't this heated vs Bethe

What did Holly do?

wtf was that chimp out all about?

Rousey chimping out, Holm being pretty chill and perplexed

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>that was very intense

THE CRINGE IS REAL

Ronda in maximum butthurt mode

Is every fight the most important in the history of the division?

Honda is so fucking mad lmao.

So strange directing it at Holly, who is legitimately a nice person hahahaha

holy shit please Holly beat her

Holm is already beat. Ronda is pulling a Tyson, beating folks before they get in the ring with intimidation.

WHAT IS THIS

MAKE IT

STOP
T
O
P

>Ronda basically crying

kek what the fuck

is she having a mental breakdown?

>trying to get in WWE and fucking up your lines

Wow Ronda already preparing for her WWE transition with that fake ass forced as fuck promo.

what the fugg just happened

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>ROGANS HOVER HAND
ROGANS HOVER HAND
>ROGANS HOVER HAND
THIS RANT
>THIS RANT
THIS RANT

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WOLF TICKETS
O
L
F

T
I
C
K
E
T
S

Hahahaha this is so much forced bullshit

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>>63530461

>fucking up her script

i hate the word cringe but thats literally the only word to desrcibe what just happened

Ausbro on the scene, how did the crowderoo react to The Rousey and her speech?

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>Kickboxing world champion

She has literally only won an amateur championship in a literally who organization

Was holm drinking?
Or was she just having a "drink" of ronda

>>63530505
I got a laugh from it

I SEE THROUGH YOUR KIND FAKE ACT BULLSHIT ANON I'LL SHOW YOU WHY I'M THE TOP SHITPOSTER

>that mandrama script and the pink song outro
the UFC is officially dead

did you guys hear Holm's voice cracking. She scared. Get my girl Cupcake back in the title hunt please.

So is Ronda scared of Holly? Or whats up with that chimpout?

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"d-did I do good, Edmond?"
"Yes Ronda you did very good"
"i-i said what you told me to..."
"I know Ronda, you did good"

i really really really really hope ronda gets ktfod tomorrow

jesus we might end up on /asp/ if the UFC keeps this up

>>63530517

Ronda sounded like she was about to start crying

>Hurr she put her fist on muh face

Lol what the fuck bitch? You pretty much went all up on her and started chimping out.

This is pretty much one last desperate act to hype it up but my goodness that was fake as fuck. Holly Holm is hardly the kind of fighter you'd do this shit too.

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>>63530513
Gotta love the exaggeration

Same shit with Bethe and now with Holm who I don't remember doing jack shit in the Octagon.

Speaking of which, has Holm's rank miraculously gone up as we've been approaching the title fight like Bethe's did?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYuMm-ad7qs

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>>63530532
kek this desu senpai

Literally WWE the weigh in.

>DC shitting on Holm right in front of Rashad and Mir

I normally dont like DC but that was funny

Honestly this is a great main card, I'm interested in all the fights. the prelims are weak but who cares , main card is juicy

>>63530527
Didn't Ronda's trainer file for Bankruptcy or something? What's all that about?

That kinda killed some hype for me

>>63530392
yeah it's the second instance of "camX" in the m3u8. cam0 is english, i think cam1 is mexican, then blue corner, red corner, overhead.

http://nlds179.cdnak.neulion.com/nlds_vod/ufc/vod/2015/10/03/9688/2_9688_cam1_cam0_2015_cam3_whole_1.mp4.m3u8

>>63530543
UFC/Rogan do this with everyone. According to them Cerrone is also a kickboxing world champion.

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>More attacks in France

Fuck good luck French bros

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>le chimpout womyn

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Joanna Champion did a better job at being a cold, indimidating terminator than Ronda lol

>>63530560
No one has any clue. In the documents he filed he says he has "0" income, and some shit about him losing money from the gym. It's some crazy shit someone from the IRS is going to have to take a close look at

>>63530535
Marc Raimondi @marc_raimondi 6s6 seconds ago
Wow. Just saw the replay. It was hard to tell, but Holm put her right fist right on Rousey’s jaw.

>>63530558
this, I'm looking forward to all of the main card bouts

Fake and fixed. Dana paid Holly to take the dive, that fake shit at the end from Ronda was truly pathetic. There really isn't even any beef between them.

Why was holly just yaving a drink?
WTF DOES THAT MEAN
IS HOLLY THORSTY FOR HONDA?

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Shot of the octagon lads.

>>63530585

That's because JJ actually is

She's a cold blooded killer

>>63530596
how are you possibly struggling with this?

>>63530583
rhonda is a spaz

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>mfw Nick is right about everything

>>63530588
>Holm put her right fist right on Rousey’s jaw

So what if she did, the bitch was pretty much pushing herself onto her saying who knows what. I'd have expected this reaction from the Bethe fight, not this one.

Two theories:

1. She did that cause she's actually intimidated
2. It's all fake hype fake promo wwe style promotion someone backstage told her to do so we can all talk about her(like we're doing now)

Either way I wish Holly would win by decision but we don't live in a perfect world.

>>63530604
Nice, m8. Are you going to the fights?

God i hope Holly wins,why is it that that pretty much all the women in the UFC are much nicer people than Ronda?

Most hyped for Joanna, poor Valerie is in a for ass whopping.

>>63530583
Did put her fist on her face it seems like, still forced bullshit though
Almost insulting

This is some serious WWE shit. Everything about it is WWE except the fights are real (hopefully).

>>63530604
fucking aussies using lawn furniture lmao. Someone paid thousands of dollars to sit in a 3 dollar seat from wal mart lol

I hate Ronda more than anyone on the planet. She'll probably easily win baka. At least she always got btfo at the olympics.

>>63530585
>>63530586

Holm is actually kind of a cunt. She put her fist right on Ronda's face and looked like she was pushing pretty hard. Then pulls the aw shucks routine. Hope Ronda murders her.

>>63530622
They know the casuals are tuning in/tuned in.
What do they want to see? Boring old weigh ins where the fighters talk about how much they respect each other or MUH DRAMA MUH EXCITEMENT

>>63530604
>paying for this dog shit spectacle
>even going to it for free

>>63530583
>get up in someone's face
>get mad when they get back in your face

Kek Holly put her fist on her jaw and Ronda got rocked

>>63530647
Fuck off to reddit you Rousey apologist.

>>63530657
>being mad youre too poor to ever go to a UFC

>>63530666
reddit is more anti ronda than heem tbqh fampai

>>63530666
wow you bit at that quick

Next /heem/ thread should be a Chieck on

RIP French bros

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>>63530622
no need for any theories m8, it was transparent as fuck that she did it to further her outside of UFC opportunities and she fucked it right up

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Esther Lin caught a good shot of the scuffle
Almost makes it seem real

>>63530647

Holly literally did nothing wrong.

>>63530631
because ronda was a fat nerd growing up and now all the sudden shes "sex symbol" superstar. she listens to literal joe rogans in her ear all day telling her she the greatest thing to ever walk this earth.

>>63530672
>>63530673

I'm sorry lads. I just want her to get heemed so bad.

>>63530688
Oh shit that's fucking awesome

>>63530688
it's OK she's literally a robot

fuck her and her stupid pictures and her stephen hawking voice

Holly is going to get TOOLED so fucking fast. Everyone forgets how bad she looked in her first 2 fight, she cant finish anyone in the ufc. shes not a threat, Ronda is going to toss her like a salad and armbar her

>>63530688
SHE HURT HER HARD MIKE

>>63530677

>Dana smirking to himself cause he orchestrated the entire thing.

>>63530704
ya literally no one unironically thinks otherwise you syrup slurping zilch

>>63530688
hopefully similar to the actual fight.

Bisping is doing Shooto Brazil commentary instead of Cruz

>>63530701
She's a cute robot though, and her Focus videos can be really good

https://twitter.com/PopWrapped/status/665295642051260416 (embed)

>What we know from #Paris: - 40+ dead; mass shootings at restaurant, nightclub, more - 100+ hostages at concert - Explosions near stadium

>>63530710
kek I thought that too

also feel a bit bad for Rogan who was too short to see anything so had to go round and missed it

Even Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali got btfo, I hope this bitch gets blown out one day, if not tomorrow then some day.

I'd be damned if she "retires" undefeated and years from now faggots bring her up in conversations as some fighting icon. She's a literal hack. Wasn't even the best at judo.

>>63530721
thats pretty bad but hopefully nobodys feelings were hurt, that would be a tragedy

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>>63530721
thats rough anon
bets on who did it??

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I post on /heem/ 14 hours a day, literally everyday, and his weigh-in made a good case to put us on /asp/.

>>63530721
rude tbqh

>>63530736
top laugh

>>63530747

It could never be the religion of peace right

They've never hurt anyone

>>63530721
are the fights still on? how close is that to ethaid stadium?

>>63530704
>she cant finish anyone in the ufc

Good. She shouldn't go in there looking to finish Ronda. All the other dumb women/cans Ronda has faced think they can finish the fight in 2 seconds just like all the idiots who thought they could finish Tyson in round 1.

I want this fight to drag out till round 5, even if Holly loses I want Ronda's face to look beyond recognizable.

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>>63530761

>>63530761

The explosions were so close apparently the commentators for the France - Germany game felt the explosions in the stadium

And yes there have been 3 NEW attacks in the last 15 minutes

People forget that cyborg is going to dethrone ronda like she did with carano.
Also, that valerie is such a milf

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>>63529104

Rousey
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Struve

>>63530688
Expect this image to be used to hype the fight

>SHE ROCKED ROUSEY
>TOUGHEST CHALLENGE YET

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>>63530763
look at that wrist control, Mike

>>63530763
Ronda looks p cool in that pic. hope she btfo that fake bitch holm

>>63530688
Dana lifting Holly's boob with his left hand lol. I know it was in the moment but it's hard not to look at it in a still picture

>>63530721
christ

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/nov/13/explosion-france-germany-football-paris-video

What was Ronda even saying?

>Hurr she's fake like all the other girls, you think you can beat me? you're fake you're fake

Almost as fake as your promo fampai

>>63530747
>>63530760
Mark Urban
MarkUrban01
#Paris no claim of responsibility yet but Islamic State supporters are praising the attack on social media with 'Paris in flames' hashtag

>>63530807
she put her hand on her idiot

>>63530801
is this for us killing jihadi john???

Bisping on the commentary for Shooto 59

>>63530821
After she got up in her face

>>63530807
She plays a simple girl persona but in reality she has a "bad attitude". Basically something innocuous but then she put the fist in her face.
Female Jon jones

i wish meisha was champ :(

>>63530846
I wish Cat was champ

>>63530801
damn they fucking cheered it lol

>>63530816
state of emergency confirmed now

>>63530807
if you actually watch the action, holly pushes her fist into ronda's face pretty hard while ronda is just holding her fist in the air. then holm plays acts all shocked and innocent. i was neutral on this fight before but now i hope holm gets slaughtered.

>there will never be a female conor mcgregor who can shit talk ronda rousey to tears

Sonnen's Thoughts

“There is just so many different ways to look at this,” said Sonnen, who is now the color commentator for World Series of Fighting (WSOF). “On one hand, Holly is a better competitor than the last few girls Ronda has fought. As far as skills-wise for MMA, I think she is very limited. It is important to remember — even though she has only won two UFC fights — she is undefeated. Even though she has only had nine MMA fights, she did win them all. She does have an ability to know a set date, a set of circumstances, an agreed upon weight class, show up, do her part and get her hand raised. There are not that many women who do. The sport is so new and what Ronda had that was so unique was a competitive background, not actual technique. That gets lost on people. The sport of judo has had a miserable and minuscule run of success in UFC. In the history of UFC, judo has not fared very well. There is only one exception. And it’s not because [Ronda] is so good at judo or knows some kind of skills that others don’t know, the thing that sets Ronda apart is that she has competed so much.”
Ultimately however, Sonnen saw the fight ending in the 2nd round.
“If I had to go one way or the other, I think it gets past the first. I think Ronda Rousey, end of the second round TKO.”

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>>63530891
emotional ronda is best ronda though.

https://twitter.com/RamiAlLolah/status/665298459176607744

>>63530871
Holm always holds her hand on the outside. Ronda knew this so she tried to out her hand there first to piss holly off. Ronda admitted this on fs1 right after the weigh in. Holly was reacting to that. You can see they fight for position of the fist on the outside then holy gets pissed and just puts her fist in Rondas face. Ronda was being passive aggressive so holly got actually aggressive.

Can we just nuke the middle east and wipe them out from existence and get it over with already?

>>63530821

>poor lil ronda

>>63529223
If she manages to survive the rushes in round 1 Holm (big if) will keep distance after round 1` and out point Ronda as Ronda slows Tbh.

>>63530929
we need to arm israel and give them carte blanche to wipe out the muslims of the middle east.

>>63530929
nope, your grandparents/great parents had their chance but they had to stop hitler

>>63530916
oh so they were doing normal weigh in stuff and then holly got mad and tried to start an actual fight. somehow this is ronda's fault though because she once said she could beat cain 'under the right circumstances.'

>>63530942
yes goyim good plan

>fucking ignorant americunt

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>>63530583
>mfw I saw posting that pic on twitter and I thought Ronda got punched in the face

fuck you dan the goofball

>>63530627
Nah
>They still haven't sold out the stadium.
Dana White on suicide watch.

>>63530962

>Holly got mad

Holly wasn't the one with a fake perma bitch face on

>>63530962
Oh I get it, you're just memeing

>People inside #Bataclan "begging police to raid the theatre because the terrorists are slaughtering them one by one " #Paris - social media

Holy fuck

I can't even imagine the terror

>Try to be fierce in the weigh ins
>Get your face pushed off

>Ronda chimping out
>Holly calm as calm can be

I feel like we have a new champ already.

>>63530974
wait i thought ronda was the real bitch? but i guess holm is better at faking it since you seem to think she isnt one at all. even after the transparent aww shucks routine. i bet you thought jones was a good christian kid too.

>>63530985
id just start heeming everyone i see

>>63530903
>only one exception
Fedor? Hector Lombard? I agree that Judo hasn't been a super successful base in MMA but there are quite a few fighters who have adapted and used techniques from it.

>"If anyone at home disagrees, hit me up on Twitter and I will call you a moron" - Michael Bisping
Kek

>>63530929
we need their oil tbf

>>63530989
that bitch is scared, listen to her voice when she was interviewed by rogan. Ronda just Tyson'd that girl

>>63531020

Damn son

>>63531019
the oil is pretty deep underground though. maybe we can just rain fire on the surface?

now im actually hyped for tommorow? did i just get honeydicked?

>>63531020
>>63531036
Why do we have to respect the Muslim culture again??

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They're selling wolf tickets and you know the casuals are going to eat it up. Get ready for 2 million buys.

Agence France-Presse @AFP 2m2 minutes ago
#BREAKING One of explosions near Paris stadium was suicide attack: several sources

>>63531052

Because muh feelings and jews

>>63531042
You been honeydicked balls deep

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>>63530688
>Ronda has so little head movement that she can't even slip the slowest punch Holly has ever thrown

>>63531020
fuuuck that must be scary as shit

>>63531006

Ronda was trying to bully Holm with stupid antics like Tyson used to do and she got it reversed on her.

Trying to "get into someone's head" before the fight usually means you don't feel adequate enough compared to them. She got blown out.

Shut the fuck up about France.

Tell me why I shouldn't put $100 on Holm to win $1000

boys, can you take the terrorist talk elsewhere. bit of a downer.
>ignorance is bliss
I don't need the realtime updates t

>>63531086
oh boy are you a psychologist on reddit too? too bad none of this will matter tomorrow when holm gets stomped.

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>>63531104
Why are you bringing up Reddit out of nowhere? Also, who here has actually tried to argue holly will win?

>>63531094
>tfw watching rolling news with the sound off and listening to Radioheads - Kid A.

feels WW3 man

Rousey promos with P!nk song even on muh hardcore Shooto stream
UFC STOP

>>63531104

>Ronda fan calling me reddit

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>>63530721


He tried to warn us.

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>>63529576

>there for wmmmeme
>there for wmmmeme weigh in
>there for wmmmeme weigh in 5 hours early
>there for wmmmeme weigh in 5 hours early and alone
>there for wmmmeme weigh in 5 hours early and alone, posting on 4chins