/heem/

RIP Cheick

UFC 193 weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:

>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Ronda Rousey (134) vs. Holly Holm (134)
Joanna Jedrzejczyk (114) vs. Valerie Letourneau (115)
Mark Hunt (265) vs. Antonio Silva (263)
Robert Whittaker (185) vs. Uriah Hall (185)
Stefan Struve (265) vs. Jared Rosholt (239)

>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Jake Matthews (155) vs. Akbarh Arreola (155)
Kyle Noke (169) vs. Peter Sobotta (169)
Anthony Perosh (205) vs. Gian Villante (205)
Richie Vaculik (125) vs. Danny Martinez (125)

>Fightpass™ Early Prelims (on at 6pm ET/3pm PT/11pm UK)
Dan Kelly (185) vs. Steve Montgomery (185)
Richard Walsh (170) vs. Steve Kennedy (169)
James Moontasri (170) vs. Anton Zafir (170)
Ben Nguyen (126) vs. Ryan Benoit (125)

Nth for SO SO WHAT

can't wait for ufc 194 t b h

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>tfw work a pleb warehouse job at nights and will miss the greatest card the UFC has ever had

>>>/asp/ >>>/asp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3d_jr6mjV8
>>>/asp/ >>>/asp/

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1st for Holly

>#andNEW

>>63540402

heel ronda best ronda

>>63540402
>Done with all of this

This is her last fight.

>>63540402
Ronda looks damn attractive in this video.

>>63540438
Weigh in Ronda is the only good Ronda

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>>63540402
>mfw Karyn without curls

>>63540370
>11PM - 5AM

Is this longer than usual UFC events? I swear I'm not usually sat watching for that long

I want to watch #193, what time does it start and how long does the ppv's like this last?

>>63540461
See>>63540370
Main event usually starts sometime between 12-1am est but it is worth watching the whole card.

>>63540469
Thank's, will do.

Wait, what time does the card start in upsidedowntime. Like 10 in the morning?

I'm going full retard here.

>>63540396
The Aldo card could be better than this. Save up your sick days or something.

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Pretty good interview with The Chris if anyone hasn't seen it.
https://youtu.be/bG4BFvvqCtM

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>>63540404
How good would it be if Holly won? That would be fucking awesome

>>63540515
m8 Ronda's already landed the cover of UFC 2, she's won already

>>63540381
I'M STILL A ROCK STAR

I wish Joanna was as famous as Ronda, she's a fucking savage in the octagon.

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>>63540520
Holly doesn't look scared at all though. She looks fucking confident

>>63540510
>could be
4/5 (arguably 5/5) fights on the maincard of 194 is better than any fight tonight

>>63540538
She will get a lot of exposure tonight, but it is not like she has a ton of places to go. She can fight Gadelha again then what? PVZ or rose? The division is too shallow for me to care that much, despite how exciting she is as an individual fighter.

Wait... people actually still watch this?
I get it if Weidman is on the card, but it's 99% a marketing company instead of a sport with genuine competition and athletes these days.

Strikefarce was more relevant then this shit.

>>63540540
>hungryskeleton.jpg

>>63540451
no lad, they usually do last that long
I'm gonna try going to sleep early and wake up at 4 for the main card, can't pull the all nighter

>>63540539
>fedor will never hold you in his arms while he pops your head with a single hand

>>63540490
Maincard is at 3 am gmt which I think is 4 am for us

>>63540511
I really hope everyone joins the team after 194. He seems like sincere and humble guy. Rockhold is a fake bitch.

>>63540628
lmao get rekt
euroterrorised btfo

>>63540630
i-it's too late to join the team though

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>>63540671
Who can fill in on 2 weeks notice?

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>>63540540
>mfw canuck women are vegemiteburners

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>>63540694

>>63540671
>>63540694
what about Tom Breese? Is he locked up for murdering Cathal? If not, maybe he can murder Benson.

>>63540694
Tarec Saffiedine? Kelvin Gastelum?

>>63540546
Depends what you want from a fight though. 193 got two almost guaranteed slaughters and Hunto.

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>>63540705
Imagine how it would feel to know Hector Lombard was fucking your mum. Pretty terrifying tbqh

>>63540694
Wonderboi

>>63540713
>>63540708
Kelvin and Cerrone are both already booked up. saffidiene could work if he wants to take a short notice fight, even though he is scheduled to fight in January.

I think they will probably move Masvidal up to the mainevent against bendo and have someone fill in his spot.

>>63540741
Who's Brown's replacement i haven't heard of this?

>>63540719
>he probably has a small dick like most cubans do
not really a big deal tbqfwyf

>>63540747
Magny

>>63540758
Oh right completely flew over my head

>>63540722
That would be awesome, I am pretty sure he is opposed to taking fights on short notice though.

>>63540515
sorry bout da mussies mate

>>63540719
I don't get it. Her mom is fucking Lombard?

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/13/9729508/dana-white-holly-holm-out-travis-browne-to-take-place-headline

It's happening lads

>>63540771
Me too.

>>63540767
No, Valerie has a daughter. Lombard is fucking that child's mother

>>63540771
kek

Lads how did you score Hunt vs Bigfoot I?

I had rounds 1 and 2 for Silva
I gave Hunt the 10-8 in round 3
Round 4 I was undecided whether to give Silva a 10-9 or a 10-8
I scored round 5 10-9 for Hunt

Did Silva get refballed?
Two judges scored round 5 as a 10-8 even though I think it was a lot less lopsided than 3 or 4. Was it just damage control?

>>63540775
Ahh I see.

That's risky. Can you get a positive test if you swallow steroid laced jizz?

>>63540803
I think a draw is correct but justifying it might be hard like you said.

>>63540404
I thought "white people can't dance" was just a a meme.

lids

what if Holm actually does it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L_GoT0cWQ0

>>63540887
Don't be racist shitlord

If Holm wins, there goes all the mainstream interest in the UFC.

It'll be like when Cybord beat Carano all over again.

>>63540911
You can't be racist against white people though!

>>63540912
It would be glorious though

>>63540924
>le can't be raciss to whites mene
Literally admitting that whites are superior and on a level that can't be touched by others.

Sjw logic if horrendous

Will Ronda suicide if she loses?

>>63540938
It absolutely would be an unforgettable viewing and shitposting experience. Would it be the biggest championship upset ever?

>>63540957
no she will be happy and go to hollywood and fight in the WWE too.

>>63540957
I think Edmond would be the first to off himself in the event of a loss.

Ronda literally has no chance of losing
Just watch Holm's fights in the UFC ffs

>>63540973
dana would think about before killing someone else instead.

>>63540975
It would be funny though.

Can someone explain the whole weigh in thing and the face to face thing? Its literally the cringiest thing ive ever seen.

>>63540996
Ronda did what her opponents normally do to her.

She's scared.

>>63540996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYuMm-ad7qs

>>63541002
I mean in general not that specific one

>>63541008
Oh right.

This then >>63541005

>>63540803
Agree with you, Giorgio. I love Hunt, but no way that ref should score the fight for him.

>>63540996
its basically boxings way to be the WWE and hype up things "they hate each other! they want to fight right now but you have to but the PPV to see it" and dana white has really taken the WWE approach to doing it with the UFC.

>>63540943
>literally taking bater seriously

Don't get me wrong, Ragnar. I find that awkward movement very qt.

>>63541005
Yea that meant nothing to me but thanks

>>63541024
WOLF TICKETS HOMIE

>>63541017
The weigh in "show" is what makes ufc a meme sport

brehs, do you feel it? there's some electricity in the air... the event of the year is finally here...

>>63541031
k

>>63541005
Holly's reaction is great she's like "what the fuck is this bitching doing?"

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>>63541036
4 weeks away big guy

http://www.mmafighting com/2015/11/14/9734426/jorge-masvidal-in-for-injured-thiago-alves-vs-ben-henderson-at-ufc

>>63541044
Personally I liked Rousey's bizarre narrative construction around Holm, and the fact that it all came out at the weigh-ins instead of... well, in any of the other leadup to the fight.

>>63540370
How do men who weigh less than women fight in MMA?

I'm being dead serious.

>>63541047
Still waffling on Souza vs Romero. I feel like Souza should take it just on being all around super solid; but at the same time Romero's such an explosive dynamic unpredictable munster of a man.

>>63541050
>>63540741
Called it. Could be a good fight if they are willing to engage. I could also see it being a boring waiting game.

>>63540370
I'm admitting I'm a complete bandwagoner, I've never seen a UFC card in my life, I'm just swept up by the hype down here right now.

The cards are in reverse order, right? Like, Rousey vs. Holm is the final fight of the event, not the first of the main card... yeah?

Sorry for being stupid :/

>>63541055
I think the same, but Jacare isn't just well rounded. He is also explosive as fuck. I am leaning towards Jacare, I don't think he Romero can handle him on the ground even if he gets it there. Such an interesting fight, especially for 3 rounds. Hopefully it actually happens this time. What is this? The 4th time it's been scheduled?

>>63541050
Ohhh that's a good fight. I think Bendo's gonna have to be really careful with how he enters the pocket, Masvidal's counters are sharp as Cold Steel Blades ™

>>63541031
what are wolf tickets

>>63541062
You are correct.

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>>63541050
Fuck yeah I love Jorge, that should be a fun fight

>>63541068
The UFC honeydicking casuals

>>63540912
The UFC is too big for that to happen at this point.

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Stream please. Not UFC.tv. Post a free, high definition, not lagging and not ads link.

>>63541077
but what does 'wolf tickets' refer to

>>63541083
Whats wrong with UFC.TV?
My fightpass is working fine

>>63541086
It's just something some classless retard said once.

>>63541086
It just means trying to sell fake hype/animosity. I think it has its origins in negro speak.

>boxing champion
>only kicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwHbn59oOE

>>63541086
Remember the boy who cried wolf? Well imagine him selling you tickets to see the wolf, but there's no wolf, just sheep.

>>63541086
GSP being a steroid abusing blanket

>>63541086
timber wolves tickets

kevin garnett sells them

Holms gonna give rousey a fucking wake up call

>>63541115
That reminds me, I have a question for /heem/. Do you think Ronda Rousey is clean?

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>>63541096
>>63541101
>>63541110
>>63541115
>>63541122
thanks for the explanation and all the (You)'s

>>63541135
(You)'re welcome ;)

The main card is at 2pm in the afternoon down here?

Wtf why? Pandering to the Americans and their time zones?

>>63541141
EST materrace reporting

Of course they're catering to the idiots here who will actually buy this dog shit PPV

>>63541141
Yeah, been that way since the beginning when we had Cain down here knocking out Big Nog and Cro Cop beating Perosh's face in. That card was on Free to Air TV even!

>>63541141
>>63541152
Don't worry, you guys get to watch Brace 37 next weekend exclusively on Fight Pass™

Lads, if Holm wins let's pretend like we knew ronda was just a glorified can crusher and we never bought into the hype.

>>63540349
>that first Embedded episode
>"Ronda Rousey is the greatest athlete I've ever worked with"

straight up bullshit Dana, Brock is by far the greatest athlete you've ever worked with and he brought you more money.

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>>63529104
Ronda
Joanna
Hunt
Whittaker
Rosholt

UFC is shit now because there isn't a single legit champ above Featherweight, no Anderson/GSP/Jones

>Wedum beat Cain who beat JDS who beat Werdum
It would still happen today

>Cormier got beat by Jones

>Weidmans wins over Anderson were shit

>Lawler just isn't world class and lost too often

>Dos Anjos got beat by Nurmagomedov

>>63541204
>and he brought you more money.
I think Rousey must have bypassed him by now

>>63541215
>Weidmans wins were shit
Great meme, brother
>Lawler isn't world class
So nobody at welterweight is? What do you think world class means? Or do you have a special snowflake definition to suit your warped view?

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Does /heem/ pretty much unanimously hate Ronda by now?

>>63541232
I warped you're mom last night.

>>63541215
>Weidmans wins over Anderson were shit
he was clearly better though

Lawler is world class, he grew a lot as a fighter.
But yeah, his win vs Hendricks was a bit sketchy.

Khabib will claim the belt if he ever stops getting injured.

>>63541234
No I hate Paige Vanzant. I sincerely hope she gets incurable cancer. Comparatively I love Ronda.

>>63541234
http://strawpoll.me/6003130
please reply seriously

>>63541238
Lawler won 1,4,5 in the second fight against Hendricks.

Get @ me.

>>63541226
No, just off of Brock's UFC career he earned in the ballpark of 20 million of just show money and only McGregor so far has been able to come close to Brock's gate numbers. If it wasn't for the fact that Brock is so fucking socially awkward and generally hates people, he would have gotten more exposure than any MMA fighter in history probably would have ever been able to achieve. This is a man that shut down SportsCenter just to announce he was resigning with the WWE and upon his initial return to WWE in 2012 shut this place down with posts.

>>63541252
Hendricks achieved what he set out to do. He got his head between the legs. Robbie couldn't stop Hendricks from doing that, and thus Hendricks won on that basis.

>>63541215
Lawler has beaten McDonald twice, I'd say that's world class or are you saying that McDonald isn't a credible opponent?

>>63541252
Can't remember desu, I'd have to watch it again

>>63541252
>70%

faggot deserved to lose every fight since, fuck Hendricks

>>63541258
What a stupid vague argument. Pick some rounds and have a point to make before you respond to one of my posts again, dummy.

>>63541238
Yeah, he was better but he didn't win cleanly and deceicivly enough to be the man

>Foreman murders Fraizier
>Ali KOs Foreman
>Holmes beats an old Ali by corner stoppage
>No one cares about Holmes
>Tyson beats Holmes and all is right again

>>63541204
jon jones senpai

>>63541234
Excessive exposition. But /heem/ never liked her anyway.

>>63541272
Okay I'll admit I was just shitposting. I just really find it funny how often Johny's corner shouted for him to get his head between Robbie's legs when he was doing that wall 'n' stall. Total fear of Robbie dropping elbows to the ear I guess.

Since you've seen it recently though, was it worth a re-watch?

>>63541215
>Weidmans wins over Anderson were shit
I see you like memes.

>Lawler just isn't world class and lost too often
He is not the same fighter as he was 10 or even 5 years ago.

>Dos Anjos got beat by Nurmagomedov
Yes he did and he will probably lose again next time they fight, but for the time being, I'm ok with having a champion who can occasionally not be injured and on the shelf.

>>63541284
your logic is flawed

frazier btfo ali then got refballed and was an old man by manila

>>63541243
>gets cancer
>still won't shave her head

Hopefully Rose fucks her up, but if Rose doesn't here's to hoping the UFC pairs her with Joanna just to watch her get wrecked

>>63541313
I think both of their fights are worth rewatching. I think Johnny won the first fight and Robbie won't he second, but Robbie's win was more contentious. I don't even have any problem with the judge who gave Robbie 4 rounds in the second fight. Hendricks does not dominate people and make his wins unquestionable. The rounds he wins are always by just enough to inch out the round.

>>63541324
The only time in sports history where a participant quit, but was still awarded victory

>Ali
>getting btfo by a 1 eyed man

Anyone else hate Chris RT Weidman?

>>63541359
Nope, he's awesome.

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Looks like Herb Dean is in Aus, time to change your predictions from Rousey submission to Rousey TKO

>>63541246
>Malcolm in the middle reference

You sneaky guinea cunt.

>>63541057
>Called it.

Fucking cringeworthy.

>>63541246
>>63541372

Italians and Serbians like MitM?

pretty neat

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>>63541327

>>63541408
she;s praying because she wants to get to paris now?

>>63541368

>ronda hits holly with a jab
>holly backs off
>herb steps in to stop the fight

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>>63541359
>hating the team captain

Guys i don't keep up with UFC but I really fucking hate Ronda Rousey and this whole idea that women are fucking bad asses. It's fucking disgusting and she's obnoxious.

Is there any chance of her losing tonight or is she fighting someone that sucks again?

French bros
are you ok?

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>>63541204
Sage Northcutt is greatest athlete ever to step foot in the octagon.

>>63541408
>atheist quotes

>>63541127
Never been rumored.

From what I can tell, there's no reason to suspect otherwise.
-Doesn't need that extra physical strength/size over anyone in her division
-Doesn't do extreme weight cuts
-Doesn't get injured
-Doesn't really spar hard or do any hardcore S&C

On the other hand her coach/right hand man is an Armenian con artist, so it's possible.

>>63541434
Ronda has almost no chance of losing. It's a much longer shot than Matt Serra beating GSP because this weathered hag doesn't have the power in her hands to stop Ronda with strikes.

>>63541434
Everyone in her division is garbage compared to her so I'm afraid she will retire undefeated.

>>63541434
No. Sorry.

>>63541439
how do I achieve' Sage VanZant' mode guys

How many bongs till this starts?

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Guise, w-what if ISIS suicide bombs the Etihad stadium and kill Honda?

>:^o

>>63541478
Just over 7 bongs to prelims

>>63541478
12 bongs, my friend.

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you have ten seconds to prove you are a real fight fan

>>63541450
From what I've read she actually cuts stupid amounts of weight.

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loco yo no te puedo creer que se vayan a agarrar a piñas ese par de bombones

>>63541479

Herb will DQ the bomber and still award Ronda the win and she'll be the first person to win an MMA fight while dead

>>63541472
500 pushups per day since you were 3

>>63541252
Ok, I watched it again. I don't think I'd give Lawler the 4th. Hendricks is way ahead throughout the whole round, up until the point where he turtles up and Lawler starts hitting him in the last 20-30 seconds. Don't think that was enough to win him the round though.

>>63541407
It really goes downhill after Season 1, but S1 was top tier.

I do like the fact that Vetlel has a sense of humour

He's the only German who does

>>63541127
She is willing to break the law to get high. She is a hypocrite. A phony. She looks like a linebacker. I don't know, I just hope something horrible happens to her.

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>Holm and wink just wondering wtf Ronda is doing
>rogan looks legitimately terrified for his life
http://youtu.be/F7sAtoQiz08

>>63541544

Fug wrong thread

>that valerie weigh cut

thank mr skeltal

>>63541557
It's OK at least you're talking about a real sport, not WWE

>>63541561
>that groin muscle
It got me aroused m8

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>>63541525
>way ahead
Way ahead on what? Leg kicks? He didn't mount any meaningful offense. He spent two minutes just resting his head in lawyers crotch and couldn't even land a single strike off his takedown. Lawler establishing a dominant position on the top on ground at the end won him the round. Could be scored either way though, like I said I thought Lawler winning the second fight was a more contentious win than Hendricks winning the first fight, but I still scored it for him.
>pic related
Just statistics, but givrs some measure of how close it was.

Do you think Lawler would be relevant if he hadn't been blantantly abusing PEDs?

>>63541479
are you threatening to do it? MODS

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>>63541588
hopefully all they do is behead ronda's mole

>>63541584
Name one elite fighter beyond PED suspicion.

>>63541604
Me

>>63541574
He was hitting him with more punches, more leg kicks and was controlling the round for 4 minutes.
I don't think what Robbie did at the end of the 4th was enough to nullify what Hendricks did throughout the round.
I agree it was close, but I don't think I'd score round 4 for Lawler. At most I'd score it a 10-10.

https://instagram.com/p/-DMAcAhESQ/

>>63541604
ronda

>>63541608
I bet I can take you down

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>>63541479
>Etihad Stadium and UFC jointly send their thoughts and sympathy to those impacted by the terrible incidents which occurred in France.

>Regarding tomorrow's scheduled UFC 193 card at Etihad Stadium, officials from Etihad Stadium, UFC, and Victoria Police have come together to review all major safety protocols and procedures prior to this major event. This risk assessment and planning process takes place before all events held at Etihad Stadium, and the venue, promoter and police will remain diligent in this process in light of today's tragedies in France.

>We have been advised by Victoria Police there is nothing to suggest that tomorrow's event will in any way be impacted by the events in France, it is important to note that precautions are being taken to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all in attendance.

>Dana white has also personally assembled a security team that will be taking every precaution to ensure the safety of all event patrons, fighters, and employees. These individuals have been hand selected, and will be lead, by Dana himself. Rest assured, they all have experience in hand to hand combat at the highest levels.

>>63541604
hector lombard was all natural

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Remember boys, it's fighting not a beauty contest.

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>>63541634

>>63541634

Ronda is now his security force

Casuals are now at ease

>people are flying across oceans to attend this event

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>>63541634
>>63541665

>>63541665
N-name my band, bros

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>>63529104

Rousey Submission Round 3
Jędrzejczyk KO/TKO Round 3
Hunt KO/TKO Round 2
Whittaker Decision
Struve Decision

>>63541408
>this dumb cunt

While I'm praying for the survivors and for this poor bitch, I'm also donating money and goods through my church and community while she is posting on Instagram about how stupid religion is. Radical religious idiots make life terrible for the rest of us religious people and these militant atheists are just ridiculous.

>>63541439
kek, guess he's the Michael Jordan of athletes in the UFC

>>63541450
she walks around 165lbs and started her career at 145lbs, she cuts a fair amount of weight down to 135 and it's why she always looks like a crack whore at the weigh-ins.

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>>63541408
>edgy atheists

>>63541491
condom depot

>>63541776
Wow youre fucking stupid.

>>63541810
He's right though. That should be how you respond every time someone brings up religion, spiritualism, praying etc. I used to think "who cares just let everyone believe whatever the want", but people teach that shit to their 2 year olds, it's not only a lie it's also harmful.

>>63541844
Insightful, I like it. May I have another?

>>63541858
Being obnoxious and antagonistic on the internet won't achieve anything, it will only be divisive and cause religious people to be against you rather than against your ideas. Religion is like a mental disease, you shouldn't bully people who have it.

>>63541858
But the thing is, if he was out in public and someone mentioned praying, would he look them in the eye and launch into his diatribe? Of course not. He only does it on the internet because he has the protection of anonymity.

>>63541858
i had that revelation when i saw my cousin's wife making her literally 1 1/2 year old daughter "pray" to "jesus"

how the fuck is that not going to affect how you view yourself and others, how you think and how you act? it's literally fucking retarded.

>>63541858
>it's also harmful

I function perfectly well being a very open Christian and have friends from various religions and backgrounds. It's only the idiots that make any religion an issue on both sides of the argument.

>>63540540
looks like a tranny

>>63541959
All religions are a 100% lie. The argument starts and ends there.

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>post yfw you realized even Jesus can't save you if you don't the team

>>63542027
Your obsession with Chris is bordering on religious fanaticism to be honest.

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>>63542053
Join the team bro

>>63542005
Subjective as hell as there is no basis to your claim. I follow science as much as I do my Christian faith and neither disproves the other out no matter how big of a mountain you're trying to make out of a mole hill. That's what you believe though and you're entitled to your opinion just as I am.

>>63542066
>tfw hair is looking like that

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How many bings until the fights?

>>63542104
Can we use the hour and minute system? I'm tired of using words from an irrelevant country.

>>63542104
380 bings la

>>63542122

>he doesn't use the heemetric system

>>63542122
>americans and their dumb units of measure
Bingalings and bongalongs are the accepted standard, deal with it

>>63542144
If we're so dumb why did you lose to us in the war? Checkmate Leonardo.

Who /MAMACITA/ here?

>>63542165
i dont get it

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>>63542165
I'm /CRYOBUNDA/ 2bh

>>63542178
>he doesn't watch Q&A in brazil

>>63542178
casual

Is Travis Browne going to have to wear his red panties tonight?

>>63542199
No but your mom is

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>>63541243

>>63542122
Wait you actually need to be told how many hours are left? Cmon dude, youre American. I'm sure you can do basic arithmetic.

>>63542272
*your

>>63541234
I dont. I like her. I like her aggressive style in the cage and I like her tell-it-like-it-is style outside the cage.

>>63541203
I already know that, it just so happens Holm is one of the cans

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Would you?

>>63542297
in the ass

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>>63542297
Yes

>>63542297
i'd literally have her crying in the fetal position with one punch to her native american face

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Do you think Uncle Shana takes the dirt road?

>>63542297

maybe if I was being convicted for a misdemeanor. She'd probably choke handling a bigger case

>>63542413
/r/ that pic of beta Dana hugging Ronda

>>63542413
Considering Rondas anti lube stance, I really hope not.

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>>63542444
this?

>>63542518
Nope, he is smiling and hugging her and thinking thinks like "i'm so happy" and "why does she smell like Lorenzo?"

10 bongs left?

>>63542555
5

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ALLAHU AKBAR

>>63542555
>>63542582
6 to the early prelims
10 to the main card

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Who /cheeky tenner on Holm/ here?

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>>63542660
feelsgoodman

Ronda via 1st rd armbar
Joanna via 4th rd HEEM
Hunt via 1st round HEEM
Hall via 2nd round spinning HEEM
Rosholt via prefight heart attack

>>63542660
cheeky and tenner? what do they mean?

>>63542727
You really expect him to find that post without you linking to the last time he updated? Come on man get your shit together.

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>>63542660
Not me. Did the opposite, actually.

>>63542904
Didnt even include a pic either. What an FNG.

https://instagram.com/p/-DMAcAhESQ/
ugh, these staredowns are so embarrassing. they've watched too much wrestling.

>>63543043
>$30 to win $3

>>63542904
I assumed that nerd is updating /heem/ 24/7. Mine will be the only correct prediction as well

>>63543165
bookies love him

>>63543165
Free money is free money. How much did you put down?

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>>63543043
>>63543329
>boasting 3$

>>63543043
i'll bet 30 dollars this post will be singles

you gotta give me 3 dollars if i win

>>63543442
your next post will be doubles, double or nothing. singles, you win.

>>63543417
No one's boasting, little bitch. Do you even have a sportsbook, little bitch? Nah, of course you dont. Youre too poor.

>>63540396
that pic :'(

>>63543475
what's the worst that could happen

>>63543517
give me to next week with the money, i'm a little short.

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>>63543484
>implying only wealthy people gamble

That was a nice promo by Ronda, not really.

Schaubs reaction if Ronda loses will be the best

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>>63543610

>>63541234
I don't really give a shit about personalities or trying to further you career in wwe I only care about good fights

>>63543596
Didnt imply that at all as I'm far from wealthy. There's a middle ground between wealthy like Lorenzo Fertitta and dirt poor like you.

>>63543621

Do you think Dana and Rogan cry themselves to sleep knowing she'll never sleep with them?

>>63542881
>not visiting /bet/

>>63543621
Based Dana remains undefeated on twitter.

>>63543668
how much do you have in your bankaccount right now

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>>63543668
haha, I wasn't the original guy questioning your bet, m8, I'm middle class like you, chap

>>63541234
I like her and enjoying watching her fights but that doesn't mean all the hype doesn't get annoying

>>63541604
Bisping

>>63543668

is the only way you can have a conversation involve calling other people poor?

>That guy who bets $50 to win $5

Have you ever even withdrawn your winnings?

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>>63541634
>Dana white has also personally assembled a security team

>>63543768
Get back to me when you can formulate a proper sentence, proletariat filth.

>>63541896
why do people like yourself have such an issue with that? I constantly claim that I could heem every here but I couldn't heem a wet grocery bag to tell you the truth

>>63541024
The drama is fake. Rousey is selling ppvs.

>>63543621
>stealing from arnold

>>63543837
Ok well theres a difference between /sp/ banter and commenting on someone's instagram. Did you really need that explained?

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>>63542538

>>63543837
>I constantly claim that I could heem every here but I couldn't heem a wet grocery bag to tell you the truth
Capped

>>63543621
Woah Dana is so awesome right guys

>>63543821

my question is answered

>>63543889
well that was really a tangential afterthought.... point I'm making is why do you have an issue with keyboard warriors?

>>63543960
low self esteem

>>63541005

Nick Diaz book of excuses

>>63541634
>Joe Rogan patrols the stadium stoned as fuck with his compound bow looking for threats

>>63543621
>Rhonda

>>63543960
Cause I dont like cowards and I think it's cowardly to say shit on the internet that you wouldnt say looking that person in the eye.

Chieck here. I am fine guys. I was in USA talking to Bellator and visiting Rampage to train with him. And by train I mean go to eat Chiecken Wings and play video games. I also visit Paige Van Zant last night to teach her some moves,she learned them very well and had a smile on her face.

>>63544050
>tips fedora

>>63544050
>implying i wouldn't tell paige vanzant she's a born again retard

>>63544050
fair enough that's a fair opinion but a couple of things to consider my friend

1) you don't know shit about what they would say to your face

2) in some cases spouting what you really think could result in being under threat of violence, why on earth would someone do that?

3) in some other cases it could be a really unpopular opinion that upsets a lot of people and in turn can ruin your reputation, why would they do that?

>>63540370
>Akbarh Arreola

What kinda name do you want senpai?

>>63544116
2 and 3 just back up what I said about being a coward.

I've told family members, friends, girlfriends' family members, and coworkers that religion is bullshit I'd certainly say it to PVZ's face.

>>63544183

Nice blog post

>>63544183
wew lad

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>>63544183

careful buddy, this'll be the last thing you see

when do the prelims start

>>63541547
rogan is concerned for his ronda

>>63544288
4.5 bongs

>>63541547
You really have to be a special kind of stupid to believe that any of this was real.

>>63544241
If you're going to use that meme at least use it when it makes sense.

Why did Ronda sound like she was about to cry in the post face-off rant?

>>63544169
no line between bravery and stupidity

>>63544333
Careful with that edge m8

>>63541637
cute boy

>>63544333

Someone blogging about their family and what they do is a blog post

>>63544345
Thats what pussies say.

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>card ends
>Joanna is the new face of WMMA

>>63544343

It wasn't crying, she was trying to remember the script Dana had written out for her.

>>63544392
[citation needed]

>>63544400

Would make my entire year.

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Reminders
>Rogan cuts weight when Ronda fights to get into the the mind of a "fighter"
>Rogan has mentioned numerous times he would leave his wife at a moments notice if the chance arose
>Rogan masturbates and cum on his stomach and puts on a shirt and walks around town as a tribute to Ronda
>Rogan mentioned he wanted to hit Holly at the weigh in after she attacked Ronda
>Rogan does HGH because he wants to stay young for Ronda

>>63544464
>the only reason why Rogan does shit like hunting and working out all the time is because he wants to impress Ronda

>>63544464
Take your little gun and get out of my trailer park

When will the main event take place? 6am?

>>63544577
About 11 bongs or less

>>63529104
RR sub
JJ tko
Hunt ko
Hall ko
Struve ko

>>63544577
>>63540370

>>63544577
4am for us

where's picks bro?

he still hasnt added my picks from the last thread

>>63544464
holy shit is this true??? what a dick

So, I've had another prophetic dream. Weidman is going to knockdown Rockhold with a left hook and choke him out, but not via rnc.

>>63544650
He has a drinking problem and is probably not awake yet.

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>>63544577
>>63544636

>Staying up in the wee hours of the morning to watch a Honda fight

>>63544577
I will be damned. A second austrian on /heem/. Where are you from?

>>63544657
I had a really vivid one the Holly would armbar Ronda during a scramble. I don't even care about the fight but it felt pretty good

>>63544679
>implying we're not staying up to see a milf get murdered by joanna champ

>>63544636
lol no, main card starts at 4 for you

>>63544714
>>63544577
samefag

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>>63544764

>>63544775
>>63544714
>>63544577
All me btw

>>63544714
I'm actually from northern Italy, I'm studying in Vienna. Sorry bro.

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>>63544775

>>63543329

If you knew anything about math and/or gambling you'd understand why parlaying two 20 to 1 bets to get a 10 to 1 payout is incredibly retarded.

Getting gaped by your book regardless for Rousey being at -2000. She's -1600 on 5dimes.

Shit like that is why even if you win 9.5 times out of 10 the book is still making money off you.

>>63543678
They have a license to print money. Considering Dana pretty much smashes ring girls as a requirement for the job I doubt he cares about sleeping with Rousey and jeopardizing his golden goose.

>>63543329
>Free money is free money

Really? You're bragging about winning $3?

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>>63544785
indeed, woke up at 9am today as well