/Heem/

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first for refugees welcome and Europe becoming third world

sillybrit spooked me desu

>>63547365
you fault for being so casual you didn't read >>63545677 which literally targets casuals such as yourself

Is this the official thread?

dead sport

>>63547282
>/sheem/

no one is going to make a good thread because it's going to get trashed for an official fight thread in a couple bings

this is now the official thread even though OP is a giant faggot for posting after the brit thread

At this rate you're going to /asp/ for sure

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Alicia Keys @aliciakeys 10m10 minutes ago
Shout out to #Superwoman @RondaRousey... do your thang tonight girl!! #UFC193

I feel like this should be the official thread because it has a marginally better OP.

>not even the card available
Can we just meme this thread to autosage and have at least a passable OP?

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>FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>FACE THE PAAIN
>FAACE THE PAAAAAAAAAAIN

holy shit the fights don't start until 6:15

i thought it was 5 PM EST fml

>>63547577

You think celebs get paid to tweet stuff like this?

>>63547282

Even if Holly loses, she won by giving us this image alone.

>Le bull rush meme pose fierce woman staredown
>Gets blown out
>Hurr you have no respeck, your fake you DNB, your so fake

Why do girls think calling each other fake is an insult?

>>63547600
>i thought it was 5 PM EST fml
I thought the same. So is it not for another 1 Bong 45 Bings now?

>>63547602
don't know about the tweets but I bet that embedded cost a lot of money

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>TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
> I NEED A MINUTE TO MY SELF
>SO IIIIIIIII
>CAN DRIFT AWAY
>YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME WHAT CAN BE DONE ILL DO MYSELF

>casuals already asking for streams

Just heem me already

Is this stream black for anyone?

http://www.nbastream.net/detroit-pistons-at-los-angeles-clippers-live-stream.html

>>63547602
I think it's more of an advertising thing. They appeal to similar demographics. Her manager probably told her it would be a good idea. Or, she is a real fight fan.

is based Joanna going to call out Honda Housey tonight?

>>63547662
Um, no...

>>63547694
I'm colorblind so not sure

>>63547709
ok thanks i think i adblock keked myself

>>63547414
I deserved it desu, was playing fallout and missed it

what is acestreams? is it legal? how do you use it to watch the ufc?

>>63547728
It's basketball though..

>>63547282

How many bongs till main show starts?

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>>63547762

>>63547634
Maybe they refer to fake tits?

>>63547602
Yes they do. I read a while ago that Lebron James gets paid 200k for tweeting about products and stuff.

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>>63547777

check'd

>>63547765
relax i need something to hold me over until the fights start, i had to ask in here because you're the only ones i can trust to not troll me

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mfw casuals

http://www.thefeed2all.eu/type/boxing-wwe-ufc.html

This stream was good last time, please dont shit it up, not a screamer but dont post it once casuals arive

Also will there be a heemspeak?

>>63547786
heem urself

whens ronda rousey fighting?

>>63547781
>>63547356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2aHwvRSAzY

>>63547784
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13470682/lebron-james-sponsored-tweets-232-million-followers-cost-140k

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>>63547777

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>>63547777

this thread is now blessed

>>63547809

thanks swedebro i will suck your brown cock now

>>63547809
there will be heemspeak starting with the early prelims in a bong and 23 bings

teamspeak server: ts41.gameservers.com:9185

next thread please put the fight times in the OP so casuals aren't asking what time the fight starts

>>63547910

You could just ignore them

>>63547910
shut up you fucking dork

kek at all these pretentious fucks spouting the term casuals at everyone else

>>63547910
the real heem thread with the ts in the op

>>>63547614

>you will live to see JJ disfigure Paige VanZant's face

feels pretty good

Is Holly going to put over Ronda ?

Is bunda still /heem/ approved or did jackie 4chan send it away with mandrama?

>>63547963
she has to beat rose

and then maybe get her ass kicked again by:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWPMRvnQvUA

when does the rhonda fight start?

>>63548008
you know Dana. He will give Paige a title fight just for being pretty.

>>63547634
Cormier and Rashad called Jones fake a lot.

>>63547963

Dana is going to wait 5+ years if he has to, to keep Paige away from JJ.

>>63548003
bunda posters got heemed

rhonda OWNED that bitch yesterday at the weigh ins

>>63548020
Oh I know he will, but her management/team might not want her to get destroyed by JJ yet. She's fucked no matter what:

Joanna
Claudia will maul her
Tecia already beat the shit out of her
Michelle Waterson

She should lose to Rose anyway

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Who /young jay check/ here?

>>63548062
It's okay between the fights.

>>63548076
lmao is he stepping on someone's grave

>>63548073

>She should lose to Rose

I don't see it desu.

>>63548073
She might not even be able to beat Lima or Aguilar

>>63547963
things that will happen:

>WMMA 125lbs get's introduced (god help us)
>dayna tells joana to move up because "new challenges"
>becomes champ
>PVZ gets an easy titleshot for the 115lbs belt
>Miesha, the only woman who could win the title gets bullied out of the UFC
>all three divisions are now lead by the most marketable women and so shallow that nobody can challenge them

>>63548069
Joe pls

Rose is way cuter than VanZant to be honest family

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>>63548076
At least post the original version

>>63548135

>Original
>Not Frank Murr

Child leave

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>>63548135
This is the original, ya goof

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What Street Fighter pose do you think Uriah Hall is gonna choose next when he wins bros?

You think he gonna do a Chun-Li girly clap and then jump and say "YATA!~"

>>63548098
Paige will have to literally initiate the clinch immediately and keep it up for 5 rounds (without getting subbed). Her striking from range if fucking abysmal. I can't think of anyone top 10 in any division more hittable.

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OG Golies incoming

Were my pre /heem/ bros at?

Game threads back in the day were a special thing

I reckon Holly could beat Ronda if she'd fought Miesha and Amanda Nunes first. The tools are all there but she got thrown into this fight the same way that dad bod guy got fed to Northcutt.

She didn't even find out about this fight till the day it was announced. UFC is a shady organization.

>>63548171
Rose is just as athletic. Neither can finish the other with strikes.

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Just imagine if Ronda lose

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>>63548211
Right here

Is Goldie an alcoholic?

Holly just needs to drag things out to the championship rounds 2bh

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>>63548211
Sup, bruv

>>63548245
>>63548248


nice

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we bringing out the goldies now?

>>63548073
carla esparza will beat pvz

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>>63548135
nice shop lad, here's the original

V I R T U A L L Y I D E N T I C A L

quick lads i need help

what is 193 + 1?

>>63548236

THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL

>>63548286

>No Bruce Buffer has the decision

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>yfw there are people posting RIGHT now who don't even remember pre webm's

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was Ronda an upgrade?

>>63548310
i thought you were good at numbers

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>>63548270
Guess so

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>>63548236

>mfw she catches her with a glancing blow in the first 4 seconds that knocks Rousey to the ground then goes to town on her.

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psst Randy, I really like your ground and pound if you know what I mean

I can't wait for Rogan and Dana double shilling after the prelims

>>63548211

We'll make it through this and watch Gastelum/Magny next week, I promise

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2011-2012 was the best era of UFC posting

>>63548378
rogans head might explode this time

>>63548190
The Lesnar quote always makes me smile.

>>63548378

Just 5 more hours and no Rousey promos for a few months

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mfw ppl are posting goldies in this thread instead of the real goldie heem thread
>>63547614


wtf

What are the odds on Rogan crying when Rousey wins? Worth putting money on?

a-acestream link please friends?

im new

does goldie do fucking coke before every broadcast?

He always has those tight ass lips and fake ass smile, sometimes he licks his lips or something.

He looks like a cokehead.

>>63548419

Is there an option of him kissing her feet and proposing to her?

>>63548442

He use to drink like 20 red bulls per event and then you'd just hear 5-10 of Joe talking while he went to take a piss

>>63548397
maybe she'll retire

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reminder that this heem happened

>>63548462

Shad 2.0

>>63548456

Or jacking off whilst she takes Jon Jones' BBC.

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>>63548328
No, but I can't imagine Travis is a very nice person to be around for long.

Comes off like a total prick at all times, so it makes sense he'd shack up with a psycho princess with a chip on her shoulder.

>muh Bigfoot made a name for himself when he beat me
>muh rib hurt that's why Werdum beat me
>muh illegal elbows that no one ever calls me on

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>>63548482

Based Werdum

>>63548482

is Werdum the true GOAT?

>>63548482
>Comes off like a total prick at all times, so it makes sense he'd shack up with a psycho princess with a chip on her shoulder.
they sound like the couple that gets along well with each other but look for the slightest reason to start a fight with their neighbors. you know what i'm talking about?

what time does the fight start does it depend on the warm up matches

>>63548521

one bong

Just doesn't feel like an Australian card without Te Huna or Palelei. At least we have Perosh

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Is Werdum the greatest HW of all time?

The Man Submitted Fedor, Cain & Nogueira. Also Knocked out Mark Hunt. And he seems to be getting better and better.

>>63548456
When Ronda wins, Joe will enter the cage, ejaculate, shit himself, then sink to his knees and cry with his face pressed into Ronda's crotch.

>>63548560

Whatever happened to the Tuna? He retire?

>>63548562

>KO'd Mark Hunt

After getting rekt for a round a half

Also Hunt had to cut made weight for that fight

Holy shit just realized this is taking place on Sunday in Australia

#spooky

>>63548562
not until he beats JDS

>>63548562
>submitted Cain

That fight was a shitshow, though. You know as well as I did Cain gifted Werdum that submission on a silver platter

what time does rousey win?

>>63548583
>hunt had to cut

Dont see why thats verdum's problem

>>63548583

Fat Cunt should weigh less then shouldn't he.

>>63548590

This would cement it.

>>63548591

He was made to quit.

>>63548567

I don't think so. He was injured in his last fight with Marquardt but that was last year.

>>63548600

Cutting a lot of weight can hurt a guys chin. I'm not saying it's Werdums fault but you can't deny he was getting rekt' until the knee

>>63548562
There's honestly a good case for it. Based Werdum gets no respect, fucking subs Cain and people act like it was a fluke and make him fight Cain again. I think Werdum's resume is better than Cain's, and no one seems to give him any love at all.

Dude's legit as fuck and deserves way more credit than he gets.

>>63548562
If he can beat JDS, and not lose until retirement, yes, I think so.

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>>63548562
Hunt fight was hardly fair, Mark stepped up on super short notice to fight a top 3 guy at altitude with almost no prep.

Gotta give him props for that, he was doing better in round one than that fucking beaner
Cain was with a full camp.

I really hope Werdum wins the rematch too, can't stand Cain and never have, overrated faggot that got to where he is by beating old men and fighting the same guys 5 times.

I think if Werdum avenges his loss to JDS all while remaining champion he goes down as the GOAT HW, as it is he's super close.

>>63548644
I hate this rematch so fucking much.

It wasn't a close fight, it wasn't controversial, Werdum straight up kicked Cain's ass and subbed him. Cain doesn't deserve a rematch.

>>63548644

>since winning the belt in 2010 Cain has fought 3 different people

The most meme champ

>>63547282
HEEMINDER:

There will be a heemspeak starting at 6:00 with the early prelims.
There's already a few lads bantering in chat now.

Teamspeak server: ts41.gameservers.com:9185


come banter guys

britbro where u at?!?!

>>63548674
DUDE
MEXICAN AUDIENCE
LMAO

>>63548462
A fighter can't train to be as bloodthirsty as Almeida is.

You either are or you aren't

>>63547282
what does heem stand for?

>>63548711
Also known as c

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Pull up a lawn chair lads, this is gonna be a fun card

>>63548674
I agree, it makes 0 sense from any perspective other than a monetary one.

They seem to think they need Cain to be big in Mexico, but Mexico fucking loved Werdum until he fought Cain, plus I'd sooner have a HW champ that is active more than once every 2 years.

I can almost be sure that if Holly wins tonight in a dominant fashion Rousey will still get an automatic title rematch.

I hate these "hurr former champion gets a rematch no matter what durr" statements, once a champ loses they should go to the back of the line and work their way back, it hold up the division and leaves other title challengers either inactive or scared to fight in fear of losing their streak/title shot.

I didn't agree with Anderson getting a rematch with Weidman and as it was it showed just how little Anderson had for Chris, he got heemed in round 1 and somehow didn't get the fight stopped, then snapped his mint matchmaker leg in round 2. Yet people still say both of those wins were flukes for Weidman.

>>63548745
Here
Everyone's
Extremely
Mad

>>63548745

Heem
Every
European
Male

>>63548745
sleepy

>>63548745

We stand for Schaubposting, epic knockouts, and eliminating all goofs

>>63548759
is this real?

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>>63548745
Hulking
Eastern
European
Manlets

>>63548745
Hymens
Elicit
Erections in
Males

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Sup cunts tryna catch a stream, anyone got one?

>>63548795

Rogan divorced his wife and plans on marrying Ronda when she wins but they needed more chairs for the ceremony

>>63548813

UFC.tv

>>63548765
Oh, there's no question, Ronda will get an immediate rematch even if Holly heems her in 13 seconds (assuming she doesn't have a meltdown and retire).

This immediate rematch shit is complete bullshit. At this point, you basically have to beat the champ twice to become champion in the UFC. It's completely fucked.

>>63548813
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass

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>>63548795
> implying life isn't just a dream

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I hope Werdum puts a savage beating on Cain and send him into retirement. Fuck that beaner.

>Brown Pride Tattoo
>Doesnt even speak Spanish
>Fight the same 2 (TWO) guys for like 5 years straight
>Trains like a retarded mongoloid ape so constantly hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAgFHS8HOLY
>blatantly on PEDs

But muh mexicans

>>63548818
The epicest meme from the funniest little fag in the not so united kingdom
>>63548831
Oh look fat faglord joined in. Don't you have some McDonalds to eat, fatty? Fat little fuck.

>>63548835

I would rather Ronda desu

I like thick girls

>>63548841
Holy fuck you just SLAYED those clowns

Is this televised on cable or do I have to find a stream online?

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>>63548841

>>63548841
I'm so sorry a dingo ate your stream m8.

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>>63548841
>be Australian
>ask for a stream link 45 minutes before the event starts

>>63548835
I hope Cain Rematchquez gets injured and doesn't even make it to the fight, it's a title shot he wholly doesn't deserve.

>>63548745
Heem
Eez
Extremely
Machinska (sleepy)

>>63548841
I got your back Straya.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/3struu/ufc_193/

Tell them /sp/ sent you

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>>63548759
FUCKING LAWN CHAIRS

>>63548863
Laughing at dead children, huh?
Didn't expect any better from you, gaylord.

>>63548869
There is a very, very good chance that he will.

>>63548852

>Brit calling that picture thick

Huh? Are you an Irish man on vacation?

>>63548879
Thank you based Redditor
Reddit is my friend and ally

>>63548880
>>63548759
This is a joke right?

>>63548879
>actually helping the cunt

Fuck off back to reddit senpai

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>>63548880
>People pay for this

>>63548880

Dana is one cheap mofo

>>63548868
>be austrailian
>buy tickets to ufc
>your seat is a plastic lawn chair

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>>63548841
> the Kangaroo shit laden slums of Australia

>>63548759
>>63548880
How are you supposed to see the cage if you sit there? In the 2nd pic imagine you sit in the chair with the black thing on it. The only thing you're going to be able to make out is dozens and dozens or rows of the back of people's heads

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>>63548899
I don't think it's any worse than pic related in American arenas, you actually get an arm rest and they're not made of cold metal

>>63548899
Yes it's one of those Australian jokes where they're laughing at the rest of the world, like Fosters.

>>63548920

The people not on the floor seats have a better view of the tron and cage than you lmao

>>63548759
>>63548880
why do people bother to go to these things, you can't see shit unless you watch the screen. might as well sit comfy while watching the screen.

>>63548880
wow terrible how many tickets did they sell?

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>>63548759
>>63548880
>mfw the screen falls down and crushes Rondas fat ass

All part of the plan...

>>63548896
You're welcome. Reddit will always be a friend to anyone willing to fuck over UFC. #JUSTICE4STICH #JUSTICE4NIJEM #FREENICK #LUKETHOMASRULESARIELDROOLS

>>63548901
Go back to Shertard, TUF noob ass Zuffa zombie

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>>63548901
Back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, the Reddit-Straya connection is here to stay.

How many plastic lawn chairs would Condit/Lawler have filled?

>>63548945
>>63548946
I hope you get bowel cancer

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Who wins and how?

>>63548975
Conor via Aldo pulling out

>>63548930
Not to mention they paid less (most likely). I keep forgetting that tonight is supposed to smash the old UFC live attendance record. This will probably be the loudest UFC crowd ever

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>>63548931
Status. Largest event in UFC history and people want to say I was THERE when it happened.

Colleague of mine saw Weidman knock out Anderson Silva and still talks about it after every major event

>>63548981

The second half of the PPV is just going to be women screaming.

I hope Booooo guy is there to cap off the night

How many lawsuit will the UFC be defending after a night of plastic lawn chair snappings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAM92uKRzZg

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>>63548975
Conor, whiskey

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>>63548998
>he thinks only women care about Rousey because he sits in his room all day and talks about how shit wmma is with other losers on the internet
Get in touch, homo.

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>>63548998
>tfw one screaming woman will be particularly noticeable all ppv long

>>63549003
>the first death at a UFC event will be some land whale tipping out of her chair and cracking her skull open while Bad Reputation blares in the background.
>Ronda will try to claim this as a KO victory

>>63549003
#chairgate2015

lads I need Joanna webms to show my uncle

>>63549035
kek

>>63549003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5yG56iOtOg

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Oi m8, ya fancy paying 5 grand to go watch Randah foite at the Etihad? I heard we'll be seated in them lawn chairs

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Who /realfigthfan/ here?

>>63549019

Thank you for valiantly defending against these anonymous people in a small thread. Truly the hero WMMA deserves

>>63549055
>holm
>that face
she must be of nordicks

>be Australian
>be better than any other nation in the world
>have the biggest UFC event with the UFC's biggest star
>make other nations cry
>they're so jealous they even call it a shit card
Fuck, is there anything we can't do?

>>63549066
I know, I feel like Lancelot right now

>>63549006
did anyone ever officially take credit for this picture? pretty ballsy to take a picture while conor's surrounded by hookers and blow.

>>63549072
Own guns

>>63549006
>the only thing the whore cares about is a shiny trinket

of course

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>>63548975

Aldo, through leg kicks and superior takedown ability.

>>63549072

>be better than any other nation in the world

you're literally a nation made up of all the people we didn't want

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>>63549072
>>63549109

>>63549072
be sober

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>you get Thominhas Almeida-tier assassin skils and tap all the br bunda you want
>you have to become a manlet and a lanklet at the same time for the rest of your life

Would you?

>>63549072
Fight off emus

>>63549109
We can own guns, you just need to join a gun club
>>63549121
and yet we're better than you? Says a lot imo, says a lot.
>>63549123
Mate I'm debating whether to get on the goon right now, but I'm thinking I should wait for the main card at least
>>63549129
Spoken like a man who's never gone face to face with one

>>63549126

I'd

>>63549072
>better than any other nation in the world

What exactly is it that you're even good at?

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>mfw i was just being a cheeky kunt in making this heem thread
>mfw i c-ucked the Brit without actually trying

Thank you for making this happen, AmeriBros.

yo /heem/ I never watched holy homo's ufc fights so I have some questions for you:
>how many times has she been taken down
>tdd%?
>how many rounds has she won in the ufc?

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>>63549121
>tfw Poortugay can say the same thing about us

>>63549072
>Australians in charge of not sleeping in the road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

>>63549126
>manlet/lanklet

i think the word you're looking for is twink

Are the prelims in one bing?

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>>63549139
>We can own guns, you just need to join a gun club

>>63548328
yes, Ronda can take a hit or two and keep her mouth shut

So for Aussies this is like a noon fightcard on Sunday?

>>63549159
Don't worry we subjugated the native population ages ago, but now they hang around and bitch and moan until we give them shit. I think you have the same problem over there.

>>63549169
You're right senpai but chanspeak is funnier baka desu

Any aussies lucky enough to sit in one of those lawn chairs tonight?

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Ok /heem/

You are a MMA fighter in the UFC. You have fought your way all the way up to the champ. You have to pick your entrance theme.

What song do you pick?

Song related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3W1ASapgY&

what time is it on, is it a ppv, and if not what channel?

>>63549173
Should be in the OP but is casual Saturday today

UFC 193 PPV Main Event:

135 lbs.: Women's Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm

UFC 193 PPV Co-Main Event:

115 lbs.: Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau

UFC 193 Main Card (10 p.m. ET):

265 lbs.: Mark Hunt vs. Antonio Silva
185 lbs.: Uriah Hall vs. Robert Whittaker
265 lbs.: Jared Rosholt vs. Stefan Struve

UFC 193 Prelims on FOX Sports 1 (8 p.m. ET):

155 lbs.: Akbarh Arreola vs. Jake Matthews
170 lbs.: Kyle Noke vs. Peter Sobotta
205 lbs.: Anthony Perosh vs. Gian Villante
125 lbs.: Danny Martinez vs. Richie Vaculik

UFC 193 Prelims on Fight Pass (6 p.m. ET):

170 lbs.: Steven Kennedy vs. Richard Walsh
185 lbs.: Daniel Kelly vs. Steve Montgomery
170 lbs.: James Moontasri vs. Anton Zafir
125 lbs.: Ryan Benoit vs. Ben Nguyen

>>63549194
I'm sitting in a lawn chair right now, I sold my couch because lawn chairs are better

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>>63549039

>>63549198
http://youtu.be/BJ0xBCwkg3E

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>>63548284
>>63548157
>>63548135
step it up lads

>>63549205
m8 foreign times those, I thought the prelims were starting now

>>63547282
I hate this bitch I hope she loses

She pulled Holly's arm into her face to start fake bullshit. So stupid.

>>63549209
#realfitefan

>>63548759
I don't want to quote all the morons who reply to this, but this is standard practice for seating arrangements, just to confirm everything before the real chairs get put out, these flimsy plastic things can be carried around in stacks of 30

>>63549229
11 bings, prelims start at 6:15est

>Australawnchairs

>>63549198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzMgYkBeogc

>>63549244
oh, ta m8

Why wasnt the event Bring Your Own Chair?

>>63549229
11:15 m8

>>63549205
is the main even after the main card? i confused

>>63549241
I think they've never been to a live event with floor seats before

>>63549198
Probably this version of Welcome to the Jungle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an-wU9I0AII

what time does rousey fight?

>>63549272
~5am for Brits

>>63548759
Those chairs wouldn't last past the first round in my country.

FIGHTERS TO LOOK OUT FOR TONIGHT
JAMES MOONTASRI
JAKE MATTHEWS
HOPEFULLY BEN MEME GET HEEMD

>>63549258
Yeah it is, the main event is on the main card but that schedule is babbified for Rhonda casuals

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>>63549210
that's pretty brutal

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Who real fight fan here?

>>63549278
fuck me sideways

im going for a kip

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>>63549280
should be looking out for Akbarh Arreola if you catch my drift senpai

>>63549294
Her tits are lopsided as fuck in that dress and she looks like she's bloated as fuck on something.

>>63549299
kek

>>63549280
James Moontasri is an asian fag who talks like he looks (like a fag) and looked like shit in his last fight

>>63549300
dont be a casual m8

>>63548975
Aldo easily. KO. Round 2.

>>63549294
Ronda is fucking disgusting.

>>63549151
100% TDD 100% Rounds won, inside the ufc and out.

Will Holly make it out of the first round?

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>>63549299
>/tv/

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>>63549247
>>63549266

I really hope these are ironic

>>63549306
I think Joanna's cute in casual wer

>>63549314
Um, do you not enjoy meme kicks or are you done kind of faggot?

>>63549314

He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded? Is that what you're saying? Because that's what I heard.

>>63549299
$60 to watch one fight online? Fuck that noise

>>63549316
I only watch Rousey fights on MMA though.

>>63549294
she looks like russell from bully

>>63549294

>Test

so... prelims in 3 bings, friends?

>>63549331
I was talking about Ronda m8.

I'd never talk shit about the Kabanosi Kutie.

>>63549349
indeed, prelims start 2 bingalings

>>63549328

Only one of her fights have gone past the first round, and it was against a competitor that is much higher in the rankings than Holm is...so I'd say "no."

>>63549352
Yeah agree with the shoulders and ill fitting dress but pretty impressive nonetheless

lids, what food should I order for the main card tonight? Keep in mind it will be 3am

FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.

>>63549374
kebab

>>63549375
*tips*

>>63548328
Yes, this chick probably had head movement.

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>>63549374
get some pizza, save the rest for tomorrow

>>63549375

Hi dana

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>>63549375
I've never given a penny to the UFC and i get all their content plus don't feel cheated when they screw everyone over, stay keked

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>>63549375

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>be french
>get shot

Tonight will prove Edmond is a much better coach than Jackson and winkelmeme

WE ARE LIVE

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Who /football here?

>>63549375

>This Card
>Reaping Benefits

>>63549374
fish and chips just ordered some myself

it's time

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>>63547414
>tfw I am an annoying casual
>tfw now I know all your secrets

who /2% milk/ here?

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>>63549405
too soon anon

Pink is a huge celebrity in Australia, it's seriously bizarre

GUESS WHAT?!

I'M HAVIN MORE FUN

NANANANANANA

I WANNA START A FIGHT

WE WOMYN POWER TONIGHT
DADADADADA

>>63549385
No decent kebab deliveries around me unfortunately, might have a look again.

>>63549398
Thats what i usually do, should I order from Dominos or support a local business? Also should I get chicken wings/strips?

>>63549424
Don't like sea food, I'm not a true Britbong

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>>63549375
>not having an official UFC Arianny cardboard cutout
>ISHYGDDT

>>63549440

Man, she looks like a different person

Ryan Benoit will kill his wife and child and then himself
Screencap this

Joe Rogan is a closet fag right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy8Mm2MmAFc

>>63549467
will he give them a cheeky toe up the hole afterwards?

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ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder that we should be watching Robbie vs Condit tonight instead.

Also this music is gay as fuck for entrance music.

>>63549463

Testosterone injections? She looks extremely yoked for her size in that pic...like a female power lifter except with lower body fat percentage

>>63549475
Get fucked mandrama faggot
Pro wrestling is for kids

>>63549479

>Implying anyone goes to prelims

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What do you think Schaub is doing tonight?

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>>63549467

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>>63549479
>first time watching early prelims

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Who /realfightfan/ here?

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>mfw all the winners will pander to straya fans by screaming 'ozzy ozzy ozzy!'

>>63549440
How does that not get popped. She gains 60lbs between camps and looks like a buff Joe Dirt.

>>63549495
Probably crying because he never amounted to anything in his favoured sport

Mod: please sticky /heem/ for this event

>>63549460

where are the cum stains?

This fucking Asian guy coming out to Hajime No Ippo opening has immediately won me the fuck over.

dat huge samoan security guard

WHATS CHRIS BENOIT DOING IN THE UFC ZONE?

He should have came out to the season 3 ippo music

>>63549490
>>63549500

Last time I checked (yesterday), there still were shit tons of seats not sold.

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/HEEM/ are you ready for tonight or are you /justexisting/?

>>63549510
well, every time I ask her out she..................................................................................stands me up

Free HD stream please

is le reddit man going to get heemed?

>>63549479
I was at Wembley for Froch/Groves II and it didn't fill until two fights before the main event,

>>63549504
This isnt a real sport.

>>63549525
Dude they added more seats for sale yesterday

>>63549528

ufc.tv

>>63549537
More plastic lawn chairs you mean

>>63549528
A kind redditor gave me this link earlier
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/3struu/ufc_193/
Love reddit, it is your friend. Disregard smelly 4chan scum.

So that's how you pronounce his name

>>63549538
Enjoying staying up all night yet again to watch an event? What's it like to be completely irrelevant?

Where's that Brit who said they'd be bringing in the real chairs?

Top kek lawn chairs family