/heem/: When Will It End? Edition

>>63532422
So what happened? Holly pushed her or something?
Please no replies like "FUCKING WWE BULLSHIT I HATE ALL WOMEN REEEEE"

Fuck off /heem/. You're next to go after mandrama.

Schaub is literally irrelevant

PRAY FOR CHEICK

>no mention of Cheick or France

0/10

>>63532464
pray for jihadi testicles

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Thank you Shooto for the heems!

>>63532499
post link pls

>>63532510

ufc.tv

>>63532510
UFC Fight Pass.

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Frenchbros need to stay inside, dont want to see you guys get permaheemed

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/665322766099353602

NEW ANGLE OF IT

BASED HOLLY

>>63532551

They think about 140 people are dead already

RIP France

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>>63532568

>>63532578
>European Cup in less than 8 months in France
that shit will be insane

>>63532568
"sweet chick act is all fake, I see it"

Ronda confirmed mad

>>63532643

intense as fuck

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>>63532551
>wanting the Yuros to survive

>>63532682
>>63532667
>>63532643
WOLF TICKETS
O
L
F

T
I
C
K
E
T
S

>>63532551
>>63532578
At least 100 permanently heemed inside that concert hall.

I wonder if Ronda thinks the Paris attacks are a hoax

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> tfw #danger #canada came to fruition.

We could have stopped this HEEM

>>63532448

Ronda got in her face and Holm pushed her off and she threw a tantrum about it although she was the one trying to get into her head.

>>63532759
The Illuminati is trying to draw attention away from her because she is willing to spread truth about all the false flags

>>63532422
>UFC 193 is tomorrow lads, hunker down and brace yourselves for the Rogan shilling and massive influx of casuals
YESSSSS BRING IT MAKE IT NOWWWWWW

>>63532845
Thank you friend. Even if all of /heem/ hates the card I'm psyched to see Joanna and Ronda and Hunt/Bigfoot 2 because I think Hunt will win easily this time

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My ref can't be this cute!

>>63532851
i cant wait for our sticky

>>63532568

lel Ronda is all up on her and then when Holm raises her arm she gets butthurt and wraps around it.

This is some weak ass psychological bullshit.

>>63532899
>This is some weak ass psychological bullshit.
Hey man if it works it works

>>63532749
source

i want ronda to lose but no way shes losing

shes going to destroy

>>63532963
Holm- A Vulgar Display of Power

>>63532965
inb4 Ronda gets a late sub and Joe Rogan compares it to Silva vs Sonnen 1 but says it's an even bigger comeback and more impressive.

>>63532936


http://www.france24.com/en/livefeed

French news site broadcasting in english, they've got people on the ground around Paris.

>>63532749
What was reported elsewhere? About 60 more?

Please wake up Europe, France has about 150 former fighters from the middle east living there as citizens, freely able to do what they want. Likely many more are not known about but are in the same situation in migrant/refugee camps. Stay safe, frogbros.

>>63533012
inb4 Rogan literally proposes to her in the post-fight interview and loses his job

>>63532963

>dat Ronda midriff

hnggg

>>63533018
lmao the terrorists have got people on the ground around Paris too

Hopefully New York learns from France's mistake and legalizes MMA.

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>>63533012
>Joe:OHHHHHHHHHHHH, Unbelievable, Mike. That is the greatest comeback I've a ever seen in MMA history [holds back tears].

>Mike: Just. Like. That.

>>63532568

>Doesn't even wait for the other fighter to put her things down
>Meme stance
>Chimping out when you started it

Are they trying to turn her into Mayweather so I can tune into her fights hoping she gets heem'd?

>>63532963
>Dana copping a feel

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>>63532840

>>63533063
#NotAllJudoka

>that delusional Ronda rant
LMAO

>>63533018
I don't know what they said on that feed but 100 seemns to be the total number officially for now. Nobody knows what happened to those hostages. But without a doubt the number will go up

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>>63533062

kek

>tfw Serbro is gone

He's probably gearing up to remove kebab as we speak.

literally wwe tier speech
top kek

I will die happy if Paige Vanzant is torture-murdered by a serial killer.

Did Joanna do her goblin stare and weird head thing at the weigh ins?

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divegrass player from England picked a fine place to dine tonight!

heem tappy

>>63532963
Cheeky Dana

>>63533132
Is it because she's a good Christian woman, Adan?

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>>63532889
>Albuquerque

>>63533027
>USA in charge of telling Europe to wake up on middle eastern immigration

Fucking clueless, literally about 99% of you.

>>63532963


>lemme just get a hand in there

Has Ronda ever faced someone who was taller and had a longer reach?

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>>63532729
>TYBND
This bullshit with Rousey has been going on for a while, and it's true, nothing but wolftickets

>>63533160
Don't forget to pronounce it the Brazilian way!

>>63533182
Cat Zingano has a longer reach than her, but she isn't taller.

>>63533207
How is that?

>>63533229
>counting the Cat Zingano fight

>>63533172
>Canada in charge of even joining in on talks about politics when they just elected someone with the intellectual capacity of a teenager

We just can't stop lone wolves, Trudeau. France is inviting situations where groups of these people can plan together. Teams of ones and twos, in terms of casualties, is not making much of an impact. Nevermind the added extremists inevitably in the camps, France willingly pays tax money to house former terrorists and soldiers. Germany rather literally has the blood of Europe on their hands yet again, but at least this time they did it in reverse, right?

I hope WW3 happens soon and we annex you keks for the oil tbqh

>>63533229

Cat and her stupid flying knee. What was she even trying?

>>63533142

is he dead?

>>63533182
>>63533229
Alexis Davis too.

>>63533279
hasn't said anything since... although desu if I survived a situation like tonight I wouldn't be hanging about to take selfies so will prob wait til tomorrow before I get worried about him

>>63533248
Like so:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RqPSKIEzTR

>>63533133


She did.

Valerie looked she was about to die from that weight cut.

LAds, these are trying times. Remember, the eyeballs are the most vulnerable part of the body. A quick strike to the cornea will immoderately disable anybody. God bless.

>>63533274

>tfw Jihadi John was killed and he can never face off against Chris Weidman in the octagon

imagine the promos for that one

>>63533354
jihadi john is not dead

HEEM SLEEPY

>>63533378
he got evaporated

HEEM DEAD
ABSOLUTELY
DEAD

>>63533378
You Yanks apparently blew his ass up this week.

>>63532422
>wymyns mma
>lolrouseywins
Who else /not watching/ tomorrow night?

>>63533445
Joanna's fighting m8

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>getting KOed by a man who has a rat tail

Shooto Brazil has had more violent heems than France tonight

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>>63533407
THE BIG KIBOSH

>>63533491
>those feet spasms
scary

>>63532422
>UFC 193 weigh-in video: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKGvMrqQH10
Haha, weigh in Ronda is cray.

>>63533550
wwe diva tier

It's Sandro time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iEiVFrPets

claudia and megan olivi together at last

HEEM BREAKY

HEEM SHOULDER INJURY

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Holly Holm erect_nipples at the weigh-in.

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>popped a capillary in his elbow

>>63533791

looking stronk and focussed

>>63533791
im cumming

>>63533263
>le politics man

haha fucking fag

>>63533797
Did he really just mention a torn ACL when talking about a shoulder injury? Christ, and people think Rogan is bad

>>63533831
lol yes he did
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ulHcVdErCx

>>63533831
>and people think Rogan is bad

Only when Rousey is fighting

>>63533791

hot as fuck

>>63533902
top kek, it's a shame Bisping didn't give him some stick for that

>>63533922
How bold and courageous

BODY SHOT
HEEEEMMM

HEEM BODY SHOTS

I can hear Bas screaming from here

>>63533922
not the SJW shilling gummon boiii

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We need to drop the H-bomb on the middle east

>>63532568
Lel. Holly comes from boxing though. This isn't really anything compared to boxing. Not even banter. Like straight up awful people watch boxing weigh ins. Like Nick and Joanna. They act like boxers and rustle the fuck out of their opponents.

what are you guys watching?

>>63534120
UFC 193 Rousey vs Holm

>>63533591
Yeah, I think sometimes people just get nuts when they haven't had anything to eat or drink. Ronda does do that whole 'YOU WANT TO TAKE WHATS MINE' shit, though.

>>63534120

cnn

>>63534120
sky news and shooto

>>63534120
French people getting heemed permanently on CNN

>>63534120
Shooto Brazil is on the main event. Ton of good heems. Then I'll probably watch the Ronda rousey 193 promo on repeat 50-60 times before going to sleep.

>>63534111
Thanks for the webms, ausie webm bro

Out of curiosity how big is your fight-related webm folder?

Be honest though, how long would you last against Rousey?

>>63534202
I fight at Featherweight and my style is similar to TJ's. I would heem that piggy in under 30 seconds.

>>63534202
condom or no condom?

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>>63534238
>I fight at Featherweight
Kill yourself manlet.

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>>63534191
My heem webm directory has 592 webms, the majority of which are regional bangers. My goal was to get to 1,000 heems by the end of the year but it appears I'm going ot undershoot that mark by a fair margin :(

I also have a misc heem-related webms directroy which has 147 webms; mostly little things from events, like the attached webm.

Total size is about 2.2 gigeroos

>>63534202
She would be done with one shot, uniroincally, you shouldn't be allowed to live if you're a "man" and you wouldn't have her crying with one punch.

Can some one rec a website to be on UFC 193, in Canada?

dark fella almost got heemed twice that round

>>63534326
I am pretty sure it will be avaliable at UFC,tv in your country.

>>63534294
Get in my guard, Muhammed.

>>63534326
>>63534363
*bet

>tfw none of my friends want to watch it in the pub with me
>even my entire judo club has backed out

pretty heavy swing of momentum in this fight, loving it

>>63534416
where you at

>>63534299
Damn son you're doing the lord's work, certified real fight fan. Don't get discouraged, instead of thinking of numbers just consider all the good events that're coming up and get hyped. Mendes/Edgar, Aldo/McGregor/, Weidman/Rockhold, Lawler/Condit, and Dillashaw/Cruz all happen in the next 2 1/2 months. What a time to be alive

>>63534523
Melbourne m8

When will this 'sport' get moved to /asp/?

>>63534532
Oh definitely it's been a fantastic year for fights. That 194 weekend is gonna be nuuuuuuts.

I'm personally finding myself getting really excited for Weidman vs Rockhold. Something about that fight just seems like it's gonna be huge.

>>63534535
what suburb m8

>>63534556
Whenever you want, who cares.

Pretty good fight to end the card on I think. That was a crazy, crazy event.

>>63534556
Make me move and I'll go. By the way I'm a black belt in Jeet Kun Do and Wang Chung

>>63534608
It's got the same feeling as Jones vs Cormier did, where there are so many "what ifs?" surrounding it, and undoubtedly the hardest challenge for Weidman so far.

>>63534608
Oh hell yeah, all of December is stacked. And you know UFC 194 is going to be crazy when you have Weidman vs Rockhold as your co-main. Honestly I think the only fight that could follow that up IS Aldo vs McGregor. Top to bottom I hope it's as memorable as 189 was, it certainly has the potential to be

>>63534556
Nice proxy

>>63534737
Many people are saying Aldo won't show up

I'm starting to worry

>>63534714
There are no what ifs. Weidman will crush him.

Daily reminder Nick Diaz beat the LW Pride Champion Gomi by GoGo, WW Champion Lawler, LW UFC champion BJ Penn, a no contest decision to a roiding MW champion, and LHW champion Frank Shamrock

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https://twitter.com/MMAjunkieSteven/status/665330538861871104
women's 125 pound incoming

it's the ideal weight because 115 is full of skeletal midgets and 135 is full of chubbies

too bad about how empty all these divisions will be

>>63534896
The mad man is back and memier than ever!

can't wait to see what celebs show up tomorrow to support ronda t b h

>>63534867
Can I join the team still?

>>63534900
i can't wait until the ufc dies

>>63534900
125 would cannibalize a large part of 135 wouldn't it?

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>>63534896
> midget, inexperienced lawler with lucky punch, washed up BJ, Silvas first fight after broken leg havent fought in over 2 years, Old,Washed up Frank.

Wow Impressive

>>63534941
Sorry man, he gave out the final invitations back in May. Hit him up on Twitter and maybe he will make an exception.

>>63534947
ahahah

>>63534900
>can barely sell 100,000 PPVs at men's flyweight
>add a women's 125 division

I swear to christ they have retards running that organization.

I have a hard time imagining a fight between Mendes and Edgar. There's just something about it that doesn't feel right.

>>63535081

It's going to be a grapple fest ending in a decision.

>>63535081
edgar is replacing aldo

>>63534900
They don't have enough people to make Fly relevant

Are they just going to make every regional idiot sign?

>>63534947
>>63535002
Yeah, I'm sure a bunch of nerds on of 4chan.org know more than boxing world champions and coaches who praise her technique. You imbeciles are the real experts.

I know you're probably stupid to realize that was sarcasm, so I won't take any chances and spell it out for you. Ronda is a fantastic striker with a proven effective, albeit unorthodox, technique. Dominick Cruz and Jon Jones are praised for their unorthodox styles, but Ronda is criticized because she is a woman. It's sexism. Plain and simple. Real fight fans enjoy good technique regardless of a fighters genitalia.

>>63535102
>grapple fest

not if edgar can help it, he wanted none of it with a weathered smaller team alpha manlet

>>63535116

fuck off, edmond.

>>63535132
God that fight was so disappointing. 5 rounds of literally nothing.

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>>63535141
>they showed each other a lot of respect in the octagon

>>63535116
>still going with the shtick

stop trying to find a hook

I'm going to make every game thread tomorrow with Schaub in the OP so he is guaranteed a sticky like his legend deserves.

BASED HIROYUKI CONFIRMED AS ONE OF THE 160+ DEAD

RIP IN PEACE BASED HIROYUKI SAMA

YOU DID ONE FINAL GREAT DEED B4 DEAD MOVING MANDRAMA TO PURGATORY

MAY YOU ADMIN FOREVER IN THE HALLS OF /HEEM/

HIROYUKI
RIP IN PEACE
2015-2015

>>63535141
woah, i could've sworn that fight was 3 rounds, as a co-main or something. you're right i just looked it up.

it must've really been 5 rounds of nothing.

>>63535161
>no counter argument
>I-I'l just call it b8
Top laugh

>>63532643
>wolftickets
I don't get what the fuck dolce thinks he's gonna do....
Why is he even there?

>>63532643
>Scripted drama

I haven't been paying attention to Rousey/Holm. Has Holly done anything to piss her off in interviews or is it just Ronda being a cunt?

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>>63529104

Holm for the upset
Joanna via tko round 3
Hunt via tko round 1
Hall via decision
Struve via submission

>>63532643
>Ronda can't deal with people touching her

Princess syndrome in full effect in that webm, I hope Holly heems her just to see the shitstorm afterwards.

It wouldn't be a disaster if Ronda lost tomorrow cause then more people would tune in for Ronda vs. Holm 2.

>>63535403
ronda was always a massive cunt
she insults her opponents in interviews too

honestly jones and DC are cunts too,but not on the same level

>>63535403

Holm hasn't said a word and Ronda was chimping out saying that she's just putting on a fake act.

I honestly want Holm to win now after Rousey sperged out at the weigh-in.

>>63535576
First they announce Ronda-Tate 3 for the JUST value

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>Gopro on a hotshoe mount

Fuck everything.

>>63535546

Ronda touched her first.

>>63535116
We haven't really seen much of RRR's striking.

Why isn't this on /asp?

>ring like wrestling
>gloves instead of knee pads like wrestling
>meme wrestling fighters going to MMA
>womans division is shit like Divas

It's the exact same shit

>>63535783

Because it's a sport and not a soap opera

Beniel Dariush vs Mairbek Taisumov set for the UFC Boston card January 17th.

Another solid fight to that card but they aren't giving Dariush a premium fight because they know he lost the Johnson fight

>>63535841
How's this work, you choose fighters and hope they win?
What's the point?

>>63535841
gtfo shill

i've seen u in here b4 shilling draftkings

this is sponsoring/advertising bitch where the mods at

Who is going to win Lombard or Rory?

>>63535866
Rory, he is on another level.

That fight will be akin to Weidman vs Belfort

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>>63535783
>gloves instead of knee pads

>>63535866
Rory, he prove he could fight well without his "chocolat" at 189
Meanwhile Lombard was roided to the gills that even normal tests caught him

>>63535841
>>63535865

lel, there's an eternal fantasy NFL thread where people discuss daily fantasy all the time, get fucked

>>63535900
whats that shill?

get keked desu senpai

heem

https://instagram.com/p/-DMAcAhESQ/

still mad lads

>>63535958
She's already lost :')

>>63535958
haha oh wow she's going all in

>>63535958
Yup, I'm officially going for Holm.

>>63535958
>fake respect
>fake humility

What the fuck is she talking about? Does she not realize she ran up to her opponent first and got in her face? If anyone has no respect it's Rhonda.

>>63535958

who came up with the andstill thing? was it jones? I feel like he was the first one who started using it

>>63536029
>Rhonda

Now that's disrespectful.

>>63536029
She's selling the fight, dingus.

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who /ManDrama/ here?

>>63536059
>inb4 NWO Ronda

This shit should go to /asp

>>63536059
I like to think that it wasn't planned and that Ronda is genuinely at least a little bit miffed, but then again I thought Wanderlei pushing Rampage and yelling "my belt" wasn't planned either

>>63536059
Muh dik

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>>63536076
I like it

Who keen for some Idaho regional MMA? Wait don't stop reading yet. It's got Steven Siler in the main event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOHnufypJLM

>>63535958
>Ronda talking about people being fake

Lel, I've got my first aid kit ready for when Holm heems her and my sides either split from laughing so hard or I cum so hard my testicles leave my body.

I might die from dehydration later though, crying from laughter at the shitposting on /heem/ after it happens.

What is everyone's favourite /heem/ moment? Mine is Canada predicting Anderson's broken leg.

>>63535958

>I'm just gonna bull rush you when you're unaware then get in your face like a cunt then when you raise your arm I'm going to tie it up

>y-y-you don't have respeck

Man, I know this is to hype up this shit fight but do I really want her to lose but it feels unlikely when Herb Dean is reffing.

>>63536055
>>63536083

While this might look obvious at a glance, when it comes to Ronda, I'm not so sure that's the complete picture.

Some fighters do take all this shit personally and get all emotional about it. Just look at how Ronda has treated her past opponents. She always talked shit to Tate and never shook her hand after a bout. You can also look at her season in Tuf to see what kind of a person she is.

She is nasty and classless in general as a person.

>>63536076
Dat drop knee saenage

>>63536106
>a fat monkey goes and takes a picture

jeez no wonder no one cares about them.

>>63536137
She's clearly a judoka.
She did a pretty shitty ouchi before she went for the seoi nage.

Anyway, can someone please tell me what the fuck "heem" means? I'm not /sp/ecial needs

>>63536151
i saw a bunch of white people taking a picture/video of a guy who just committing suicide by train, no one cares about anyone especially not you to be honest

>>63536076
that filename is hilarious

>>63536160
It comes from a WorldStar video where a nigger gets knocked out and looks like he's having a nice nap. The words heem sleepy come up on the screen, and thus a meme is born.

>>63532643
What would have happened if Holly straight up super pushed Ronda and she fell off the stage? Holly insta black listed?

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>>63536059
>this was posted literally 6 minutes ago
>it now has 33.5 thousand MORE likes

fuck. this sport really is growing, fuck the memers who say otherwise.

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>>63536151
Tell me about it.

>>63536191
no it's not ronda is just popular

>>63536137
I remember Pat Miletich calling it the Japanese Whizzer during a fight. Same move with a different name I guess?

>>63536168
>who just committing

monkey confirmed. Don't you have a banana to eat?

Anyone got a shot of Hunt 2.0? I heard he came in heavy but didn't look like his usual fat Samoan self.

>>63536029

>2016
>taking the bait

I SHIGGY MY NIGGY

>>63536193
>implying you care about anyone but yourself
>bashing black people on an anonymous board

just stop

>>63536151

You sound terribly salty cracker

>>63536191
ROUSEYMANIA
DON'T BE A DNB
BUY THIS CARD

>>63536191
>believing the electronic abacus jew

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>>63536226
>muh poor little niggers

Back to the shed you go.

>>63536227
I'd rather be salty than born a tar baby

>>63536212
Why be racist on this board when you never have and you never will do anything about dark skinned people? You're not going to stop them from doing anything ever. Either do something about it or stop being a fucking phony online.

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Has Ronda's hairline always been like this?

>>63536243
yeah i'm sure uploading pictures you named "nigger twitter logic" on here will accomplish a lot you coward. if you happen to have kids you won't do a god damn thing if your daughter marries a black guy.

>>63536191
>33.5 thousand is a lot on instagram in 2015

>>63536266
bad shop

This pbc boxing fight dayum

>>63536246
TAR
A
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NIGGER BTFO
I
G
G
E
R

B
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F
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>>63536246

All these flavors and you chose to be salty

>>63536286
>Straight mushed her off the jump lol
muhfuggen bix nood

>>63536292
Brain Damage: The Fight

>tfw going out with the bros tomorrow to go watch the fight
>tfw told them I'm only going for based Hunto and /JustExisting/
>tfw one of my Thai bros does a Dan Hardy nod

>>63536293
>bashing blacks for posting a racial comment using their real name and picture on twitter
>not willing to do anything but insult other races anonymously

keep pretending that "the race war is coming" and that you'll do something about it someday

>ronda cutting a promo
I thought /wwe/ got moved

>>63536320
>Holly Heem we coming for you!

>>63536270
>le coward
>implying my daughter would be trashy enough to marry a black man

>>63536320

She turned heel bro

>>63536352
yea she'll end up getting knocked up by scouser

>>63536404
Darren Till is good marriage material

>>63536404
Not even English, try again blob.

>>63536352

I'm Jamarcus and I love white women tbqh

This Rousey thing reminds me of what Conor and Zane were discussing on a vivisection a while back. Some people need to fight angry other they don't fight well. Rousey's very aware of this and constructing some rather bizarre concept of Le Fake Holm in order to have something to hate and want to destroy. The Diaz brothers are a good example of this too where they need to spark some malice.

Conor out
RDA out
JDS out - Rothwell in
Thiago Alves - out

>>63536474

I listened to the podcast she had with Rogan and Edward (yes I'm a faggot) and she says that when she does the weight cut she feels invisible.

Some fighters like to put on this persona that they're untouchable before fight night to get into the person's head. It's like psyching yourself up to get rid of the nerves and pressure of the fight itself. Tyson did it all the time, and it worked to the point fighters would lose all fundamentals and just get knocked out in the 1st round.

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C'mon guys, stop the raycisssm.
All of us together, crackers, niggers, hues, japs, must all join hands and make the world a better place by getting rid of the muzzieshits.

>Rousey over saturation

It's killing the sport for me bros. Please help.

>>63536567
i just want to see rousy getting heemed and joe rogan literally explode in panic

>>63536567
shes a once in a lifetime, once in a generation phenomenon

>>63536593
It'll be like Mir watching his bae Torres get weemed all over again

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exactly what i was talking to my wife about. she's into the idea that Holly's in Ronda's head and I think the same, only with the addition of this >>63536474

if you rewatch the weigh in "shuffle" you can see that Ronda pushed Holly's fist into her own face inadvertently. The struggle to have each other's fist in the other's face and the overlapping of arms created the problem. But a problem that Ronda needs to perform well. She said it herself in the Embedded videos about how she can't let her opponent win because SHE wants to be the one who gets that happiness from their loss (something like that).

>>63536609
Personally, I feel like she's once in existence. There are aliens on other planets right now who will never experience an athlete like Ronda Rousey.

>>63536567
I try to ignore it as much as I can. Rogan makes it the hardest, and he's undoubtedly going to do some stupid shit after Rousey wins. Fights like Aldo vs McGregor, Weidman vs Rockhold, and the return of jon jones make it worth watching for me, though

Greg Jackson vs Edmond Targaryen who would win under NHB / Vale Tudo rules?

>>63536567
it'll end soon. she wants a break and I'm sure we are all okay with that.

>>63536670
Edmond.
He's got rage in him man. $700,000 worth to be exact.

>>63536627
Yeah, she definitely says/does some stupid shit here and there.

>>63536671
>>63536671
>>63536671
>>63536671

>>63536665
>hates Rousey over saturation
>likes McGregor who's the fakest fuck around
does not compute

>>63536695
There will never be enough Conor saturation. Never enough.

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>>63536695

McGregor is more entertaining than "SHES AN INSPIRATION TO THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE MIKE, WE MIGHT NEVER SEE SOMEONE BEATING UP CANS EVER IN OUR LIFETIMES AGAIN"

If you was cupid hey, and you could match up any WMMA and MMA fighter for the purpose of producing the ultimate MMA fighter as their offspring, who would you pick?

>>63536727
Why? because he talks a lot of shit?
McGregor fans are delusional, yeah he's an exciting fighter but Ronda is too.

>>63536736
>but Ronda is too.

>>63536744
She's literally never had a bad fight

>>63536727
>a tiny irish man is motivated by gold

Where have I heard that before?

>>63536706
>>63536727
Which Conor is your favourite? I like fight analyst Conor (see: post-fight presser after Mendes, and the feature he did with Kenny a while back), he's a good technical analyst and I like how he breaks down the decisions he makes in fights.

Then again, I love the non-stop memery of pre-fight Conor and the way he gets spicier as he cuts weight.

can anyone here armbar themself?

>>63536767
My favourites are "please stand us up ref" and "tiny faber touched me and now I'm all pissy" Connors.

>>63536773
My sister's cat can kneebar itself

>>63536773
there are probably one or two blacksplosive individuals in here who possess the athleticism to pull it off.

>>63536767

I like weigh ins Conor when he is full Mr. Skelly terminator mode and unable to bants anymore.

>>63536773
>tfw I've spent the last five minutes trying to figure out how to armbar myself

What the fuck am I doing with my life

>>63536730
Ronda and The Chris

>>63536816
>>63536799
>>63536796
>>63536767
truly wonderful banter, friends.

>>63536695
Because Conor vs Aldo is a legit interesting match up. There's nothing interesting in watching Ronda pave over another underdeveloped opponent

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>>63536773
>>63536831
Wasn't hard at all

>>63536773
Yeah if I triangle around my arm and place my elbow on my thigh and then push down

>>63536857
nice work rubber johnny

>>63536857
>that room

Are you being held captive by ISIS? Do they keep you mostly naked with socks all the time? Blink me your coordinates when they send your ransom video and I'll have a buddy of mine in the Marines airstrike the spot

>>63536854
y-you too

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Can't wait to see Gabi in the ring on New Year's

>>63536857

heem yourself my man

>>63536915
I just found out she's going against a former wwe diva? Is this a joke? I know it's a Japan card, but how can you give such a mismatch to a girl as talented as Gabi?

>>63536932
That wrestler is one of the few chicks around Gabi's size and is a blue belt in BJJ, things could be a lot worse.

>>63536915
Why is Ronda ducking Gabi? Isn't Ronda supposedly 'the baddest woman on the planet'?

>>63536915
What the fuck is wrong with her arms?
She looks like a dude.

>>63536915
what do you think she looks like, you know, down under?

>>63536947
But she's at such a disadvantage. The chick might be a blue belt, great, but what does that mean against a 9 time BJJ world champion? They tried, sure, but they didn't try very hard

hey aussie fags just wondering what time does this card start for u guys?

>>63536994
Well she's an Islander so she's probably got a hard head and punching power. Seriously when Fedor's probably fighting Tsuyoshi Kohsaka AGAIN it's a retarded to think to complain about two 0-0 fighters going at it.

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Is this the biggest meme card in mma history?

>>63537012
>DADA 5000

What is that

>>63536998
Afternoon abouts

>>63536989
BIG

>>63536915
imagine getting a hand job from her. your dick would be all broken like when you crush a candy cane in the wrapper.

>>63537019
A street fighter of youtube fame who's made the transition to MMA and gotten a few KOs against awful competition
so basically it's Kimbo vs Shadow Kimbo
also they used to be friends or something

>>63537019
A yard ape yard fighter

>>63537019
based on the sledgehammer, I believe he is a home renovation specialist

>>63537019
watch dawg fights pretty decent documentary hes a nigger that was kimbos body guard and did his miami backyard fighting

>>63537038
more like he's gonna renovate Kimbo's face
WAR DADA

>>63536998
Real Fight Fan Preliminaries begin at 1015
Standard Preliminaries begin at 1200
Main Card begins at 1400

>>63534900
Mieshaweight division

>>63537039
That was the one with Jorge Masvidal right?

>>63537012
What a fucking joke.

I'll be watching it though, looks like some of the dankest shit this side of pride freak fights.

where is this event taking place?

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Will Hiro relegate /heem/ to >>>/asp/ ?

I like it here

>>63536998
Starts 3pm PST so that's... 10am in australia? Huh, weird time to start a fight night but it could be worse. At least it wont be past midnight before the main event starts like in Brazil

>>63537019
If you have Netflix watch the fight documentary "Dawg Fight". The tl;dr is impoverished black men (most of who are felons) put on fights in the backyard of DADA 5000's house. DADA and Kimbo grew up in the same area, and the two used to do a lot of backyard street fighting. In the documentary it shows him collecting money from people who want to watch the fights and gives all the money to the fighters. There's actually a pretty savage heem in the film, quoted by the pumped up crowd as "the most vicious knock out in backyard fighting history".

>>63537061
I'd like that. Can she make it to 125?

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Olivi vs Alvey in a pickle eating contest.

Who wins?

>>63537079
Letoureau should fight at 125, she looked like pure AIDS at the weigh in

How is Ronda an inspiration to anyone? I just don't get this world.

>>63537061
>Miesha at 125lbs

TIGHT

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>>63536915
>phone case pic of yourself
idk why this hasn't caught on in today's facebook/twitter/instagram/etc. world.

>>63537096
Take a look at the replies to the comments Rousey made about Holm post weigh-in on Twitter and Instagram. It's pretty interesting seeing the mix of pro and anti.

So question: why is everyone just overlooking the fact that Ronda is an admitted domestic abuser? She beat the shit out of her boyfriend by her own admission.

Why does everyone say she's so inspirational and a role model for girls everywhere? She's a trashy, classless, redneck bully, who beats people up when she's angry at them. Is this what we want girls everywhere to strive to be?

My friend thinks he can last more than a round with Rousey. I laughed for a good 2 minutes in his face. He's under 6 feet pushing 250 lbs of mostly fat in horrid shape.

>>63537121
Because beating the shit out people is exactly what she's paid to do. So we celebrate it.

>>63537065
idk which nig nog miami fight club jorge was in i think it was kimbos but dada never fought on camera except for his 1 mma fight. bruce leeroy faught in dada 5000's show though

>>63537121
She'll be forgotten soon after she leaves the sport, and people will mostly remember her for being trailer trash.

>>63537121
>all these tears

if you're a dude and you get beat up by your girlfriend, dont expect sympathy you pussy bitch.

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This dude is right

>>63537145
But if she was a man and she wrote about beating the fuck out of his girlfriend in his book, people would be out to fucking lynch him.

>>63537177
This is very problematic.

>>63537181
congratulations, you've realized that men and women aren't the same. isn't there a MRA tumblr blog you need to be updating now?

>>63536857
dude it still took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to do that

learned some bjj today, thanks /heem/ we should do this more often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtPlJvjIQs8

>>63537137
he would get injured from one judo bitch toss

>>63537177
Yes he is.

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>>63537094
Because she is one of the very few whose marketing has worked well enough for her to break into the public eye. Once she got a little steam going all the SJW pro-women's shitters and mma media circle jerked over her and perpetuated her fame. After that things like independent sponsorships, those few commercials for iPhone apps and MetroPCS she did, and appearing in movies gave casuals ever-increasing amounts of exposure to her. The trouble is the casuals don't follow mma, and therefor don't realize the state of the division and why Holm isn't very much of a threat to Ronda. She's like Mike Tyson in ONLY her ability to draw massive interest from an uneducated audience. You didn't have to follow boxing very closely back in the day for "Mike Tyson's fighting" to make you want to tune in. It's much the same with Ronda, her fights draw a wider audience due to her broad exposure to the public

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>>63537197
>MRA tumblr blog

You have to be 18 to post here.

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I want to talk about MMA Daily Fantasy - can I do this without getting b&?

>>63537177
Pretty much right on the money.

>>63537197
>isn't there a MRA tumblr blog you need to be updating now?

>>63537235
when you are moved to another board yes you can.

>>63537220
Jesus christ, am I drunk? I meant to quote >>63537096

What's next for Ronda?

>>63537259
probably Wrestlemania

>being pro women's MMA makes you a social justice warrior
The stupidest shit

>>63532462

lol youre fucking retarded if you dont think MMA is a sport

>>63537204
part 2 ray does a little better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUnEk84ZwoA

>>63537032
>Kimbo vs Shadow Kimbo
Fucking top kek. i'm stealing that

>>63537251
her and DC jumping ship to the wwe.

how can anyone like ronda? seriously

>talks shit about how she could beat up floyd
>"oh id never want to see a situation where a man hits a woman" - everytime she said this, it sounded 100% rehearsed
>hates domestic violence, yet beat up her boyfriend

lol truly, she is a typical woman. hypocritical and dumb as fuck

>>63537280
I thought I told you to leave /heem/ forever.