OFFICIAL /CRIC/ AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND, GAME 2, DAY 2, THREAD #20

>12 posts early

shit thread

>12 pots early

Daniel should've died in the earthquake

3rd for lfwrlabm

>yfw McCullum goes full grim emotions mode and wallops a triple century in 200 balls without ever smiling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivyq20Jxies

>Brett Lees shoes

I'll ride with you

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is, dare i say it, elite?

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>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him

l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?

>>63534971
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>63534978
typical /gong/ fashion lad

go for 1000 desu

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>Channel 9

what would happen if i punched myself in the guts too much?

QUEENSLANDER

>>63534971
He will get bowled first ball not offering a shot in protest

*sighs*

when does bbl start already? this is boring

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Will Smith score a century?

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>>63534971
wouldnt even mind, just to see some balance restored


>no cricket show
REe

>>63535016
god damn i love these

>Cricket show cancelled

Brett Lee gonna go have a cry

>>63534987
>I'LL EVEN LEARN SOME HINDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbfPigtOWE

>That walking synergy

wearing mismatched shoes doesn't make you stylish you faggot fuck

Who here going on holiday to Paris in January?

>fucking muslims

>>63535025
probably a miscarriage

>>63535028
top kek, reminded that actually happened

Are they going to play French cricket today out of respect?

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>>63535028

>>63535078
Was gonna make some french toast but my oven is broken. What the fuck do i use?

who /reclaimaustralia/ here?

This is fucking disgraceful and boring

All matchs between between NZ and AUS should be played over here just to hopefully make them competitive

>>63535078
New Zealand's already flown the white flag

>>63535078
Let's just say Khawaja made a good choice by getting his innings over and done with yesterday

>>63535086
Go bomb some place and use the residual heat

That would be a true mark of respect

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>>63535085
Melbourne is spot on

>pic related

>>63535085
Muh dotted lines along arbitrary longitudes and latitiudes

>>63535101
kek

>>63535115
whole thing is accurate desu

>But le Broad didn't walk!

Fuck I hate the Australian team and that incident cemented it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2400743/Darren-Lehmann-branded-hypocrite-Australia-legend-Ian-Chappell-Stuart-Broad-cheat-claim-Triple-M-pay-coachs-2-000-fine.html
Yeah yeah I know Daily Mail but it makes a good point.

Really gave me the fucking shits that we did not get over that for fucking ages when we do it literally all the fucking time (Brad Haddin did it in that SAME SERIES)

Ian Chappell needs to shut the fuck up

>>63535056
>holiday
>Paris

Not even once
Stayed there one night, literal shit everywhere. I'd rather sleep on the streets of the Melbourne CBD. And I didn't hold it to high expectations in the first place.

South France is where it's at, great part of the world.

The syndrome is real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

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so quirky

>>63535096
How could that ever be profitable with the 500 people who'll buy tickets?

>>63535142
Fuck off Curry

>>63535144
kek. chaps is the hero channel 9 deserves

>>63535144
He's such a fucking depressing cunt
but he makes some good points

>>63535165
TV is where the moneys at anyway

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>0/100
congradulashions boultaroo

>>63535147
>LGTSS

>worsten"australian" genetics

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>>63535147
>normie humour

>>63535142
And the thing is, it's not even cheating. It's a dick move, but it's not actually against the rules. He has every right to be there

Those times when Haddin put his gloves in front of the stumps WERE cheating though, and he fucking knew it. There's no way you can accidentally put your gloves in front of the stumps and knock of the bails with your gloves

>>63535147
why are they sending convicts to the cricket?

>>63535142
Is this based fucking Zhang dropping more lite truth bombs?

>The three Ians in the box

>>63535145
this, Paris is for normies who know nothing about France. The river and some other parts are nice but you can find that in literally any French city, without the shit.

>>63535212
This

Even if the stumps get bowed over, you can just stand there until the umpire gives you out but only if the opposing team appeals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

>This match

>>63535223
ian > shitchell

>>63535203
Fuck I really love Tim and Eric

Discovered them the other night and I'm fan of really out there alternative comedy like Peep Shiw and Nathan For you

GOAT show

I think Warner is slightly overrated and his stats inflated by the fact he spends half his games on Australian roads, but I wouldn't even be mad if he beat Lara.

Jesus fuck get rekt nz

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>>63535147
rate my meme lads

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Ajay, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass memes on /cric/. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of cricketers because of your own failures, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on /aco/.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cricket team, and starter on my rugby team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to badly drawn western cartoons”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (Daniel on suicide watch). You are all literal faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>63535252
This, as long as Aus win if Warner beats Lara's score, it will be happy days

What's the bet everyone on the team this series makes a hundred but Smith gets keked on 99 on a controversial decision like in the Tendies?
>that desperate instant referral
Was fucking hilarious.

>>63535252
Smith is way more overrated imo, at least Warner has a sound technique. Although I do enjoy watching Smith bat because I have no clue how he doesn't fuck up more often

>>63535268
>>>/trash/ is the off topic board now lad

>>63535252
You know he averages >40 away from home, right?

>>63535212
Haddin is just a complete and utter shithead in general though. Keepers are known for being mouthy but he is literally the scum of the earth and nowhere near good enough to warrant his behaviour.

>>63535252

Smith will declare before Warner gets close to Lara kek

>>63535268
>that fat moley arm
>that sly roll of fat near her armpit
>long disproportionate face

You can just tell that she has an absolute dog's body and a shit pair of tits.

Fuck her parents must be ugly

>>63535277
it was 199 wasnt it?

Willamson and McCullum to get two triple centuries r-r-r-right guys?

BASED WARNERKEK

Brian Lara on suicide watch

SKYMAN

Davey's gonna score a run a ball 300 lulz

>>63535313
They might if McCullum asks nicely enough

>>63535313
Yeah. Sure.

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>This fucking update

>>63535347
Sehwag already did it

>>63535311
Yep. Apparently they didn't have hotspot either because I dunno they're too poor or something; probably would have been overturned too.

>>63535313
Depends how long Australia bat. Honestly because of the way the WACA turns to shit if I were Smith I'd bat out the full day so NZ has to deal with a slightly downtrodden pitch. If Kane was batting on today he'd easily get 100, but Aus can look to push the NZ innings back until the pitch becomes a bit messy.

Will Warner beat Smith's average today?

>>63535351
Kekinfo

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>>63535313

>>63535371
Johnson and Starc would be not be serving up this shit

Williamson would do well to score a ton against this attack

/GONG/ MENTIONED

GONG MENTIONED

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some fb pages are alright

THANK YOU BASED /GONG/

lmaooo wow this is reallllly boring lol

why do people still watch this when we are living in the year 2015? where are the fireworks? where are the cheerleaders? why do the commentators sound like their 90 years old? so boring, i'm going back to /wwe/ cya nerds

>tfw got Warner top-scoring in this series at $2.25
They may as well pay out now.

>>63535371

kek PP won't score 250

This is the fucking WACA and Straya have Johnson & two 6'6" lanklets

>>63535407
quality post, fellow patriot

>>63535396
>wife
>not mum

>>63535390
>being so fucking casual that you didn't even watch the first test

Kane is literally better than all of your batsmen. The rest of the team is shit though.

Do these two ians jerk off over how rich Smith and Warner are?

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>>63535407
>we are living in the year 2015

COME ON
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O
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>dat awkward Smith ad

>38-39 degrees in Perth
Jesus Christ the "fucking hot" meme is real

>>63535427
>PP's are L I T E R A L L Y this delusional

kek

KEK

>>63535427
lol no

Kane won't get past 50

>its hot here at perth
how hot heals?

Two maidens already
COLLAPSE
O
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L
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P
S
E

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>>63535453

>>63535457

Perth is a meme desu

it only exists so bogans and Maoris can get rich

>>63535189
Yeah but Australians don't watch cricket on tv unless it's happening in Australia.

> MY 300


DAVE

WARNCÙCK

YA BLEW IT

JUST DROP WARNER ALREADY

gg

Warner YOU KEK

>>63535461
Who is better? Warner? Smith?

Kane is literally the best batsman in the world right now. Warner is getting fed literal shit from our fucking crap bowlers and is lapping it up. Kane scored a hundred at 90 while the rest of his team was collapsing without ever missing a shot.

eat shit, dave

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>>63535453

>OVER

>>63535466
I called it, I'm the new Tone
Pretty disappointed I didn't get to see how high he would jump at 300 though.

kek. couldn't even score 300 against poo peeland

>>63535489
that's because nobody with half a brain will sit and watch pakipaddle from 12 am to the next morning unless it's the ashes.

"people" unironically think Warner isn't shit

>>63535528
faggot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Smith should just declare now, there's no point anymore

F I N A L L Y
I
N
A
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L
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WHO /stillbtfobuthappyasfuck/ HERE?

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>scores 4 runs
>lifts his bat up in triumph when he gets out

>>63535376
kekbuzz actually.

>vogeshit averages 56
wew

>>63535528
Yeah those refugees didn't feel at home without any bombings or machine guns ringing out across the city. Poor lads are just homesick and we should respect their culture.

>>63535528
I can't believe this is real.
US imports the worst fucking immigrants

Thanks Warner we might as well just forfeit now

Kiwis are obviously just too good

>>63535566
entury on debut helps

>>63535528
Do you think him and old Andy Z still talk?

Wonder if he watches his meme videos with JRod

Whys it replaying?

Anyway gr8 innings from davey

>>63535528
IT'S

T20 > ODI > Test Tbh lads

>>63535618
ALMOST

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>>63535647
proxy off bsa

>>63535656
HOT

>>63535613
>Do you think him and old Andy Z still talk?

they used to do the bugle podcast weekly, now they do it like 3 times a year and I'm pretty sure John still only does it because he feels sorry for Andy

LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000

>>63535647
test>t20>odi

>>63535680
>360 posts early

>>63535660
Pretty sure that's a Canadian thing
A true BSA doesn't know what those things mean

>>63535647
What's a West Indies player doing in New Zealand right now?

>yfw Eagles of Death Metal sales skyrocket

>based ustream died
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>63535748

>you will never be a young cricketer at home listening to Tubs coach you to the top
I really just wanna fucking die

>>63535754
vipleague m8

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>>63535765
Don't know what's more disgusting, the puke or the fact a non-Catalan is bandwagoning Barcelona

>>63535748
There are worse bands in the world than the Pigeons of Shit Metal so I don't mind Tbh.

>yfw their music becomes a symbol of nationalism

>>63535746
west indies is more like T20>>>>>>>>ODI
and they dont even consider tests

>>63535754
It's on Skygo m8

>>63535800
>divegrass

>>63535784
>ywn hear him whisper "it's Australia's favourite air" into your ear as he takes you from behind

JDIMSA ;_;

just watering the spectators

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qt asian water girl is back

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when will stove declare?

>44 deliveries
>7 runs

What a "captain"

>>63535849
dese niggas be plants she b like "imma water these plants" lmao

>>63535872
>lesweatingirishman.jpg

>>63535890
he's learning from cook

>Channel 9 """"comnentary""""

>>63535890
What is a test match?

>>63535913
Tbf there's literally nothing else to talk about. This test is already over.

>>63535913

im having an aneurysm listening to brett lee

>>63535930
holy shit, you don't even know what a test much is? fuck off casual

>39 C
Fuck me lads it's way too fucking hot

>>>/asp/

>>63535952
21 degrees here. It's fucking cold.

>>63535952
Why would any first world citizen live in a country this fucking hot? Jesus Christ. Same question goes to the BSAs in the southern states.

>>63536031
I unironically enjoy the sun and the heat

>>63535952
I literally complain at anything above 20

The goal of these attacks is to make the West hate muslims indiscriminately. No matter how upset we are, we must resist this. We must remember that IS is doing this to other muslims in Syria every day, and welcome them as refugees and allies.

>>63536031
Beats freezing to death.

>>63536031
Sydney is comfy as fuck

Worst Australia once again proving it is Worst Australia

>>63535951
mong

>>63536044
Lel I complain about under 20.

>>63536052
Cold > hot Tbh.

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>>63535872

>cricket legends walk among us
>fat single mother with two black children

lel

HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS TUBBS I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD YOU MAKE FUN OF SLATS GETTING OUT IN THE 90'S

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>>63535952
>>63536025
>>63536044
>>63536064

gonna get up to 14 in the day, bit hot lads

>>63536099
Mute the TV, you nerd.

IT'S FUCKING 2015 LADS

>>63536115
wew

got the ice bath ready m8?

>>63536099
AHAHAHA
DID YOU KNOW THAT THESE GUYS WERE FORMER PLAYERS AND USED TO HAVE A CAREER IN CRICKET BEFORE COMMENTARY? AHAHAHAHA YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT THEY ACTUALLY DID!

>>63536099
slats pls go

>>63536099
>listening to this shithouse commentary
>not listening to music with your /cric/

Literally pleb. The only commentary worth hearing is the english one.

>>63536115
fuck that

>>63536143
>Literally pleb. The only commentary worth hearing is the english one.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING CASUAL DETECTED

ABC Grandstand is BASED as FUCK

>not listening to grandstand with the TV on mute
ISHYGDDT

LE CHEATING GLASSES MAN

>>63536115
>Lance Corporal Craig Roberts, 24, Lance Corporal Edward Maher, 31, and Corporal James Dunsby, 31, died during "freak weather conditions" on July 13, 2013

>The Army reservists were in the middle of the 16.4 mile timed "yomp" on Pen y Fan, Brecon Beacons, Wales in soaring 27C temperatures when they collapsed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11649347/SAS-death-march-soldier-suffered-hallucinations-as-a-result-of-heat-exhaustion.html

This is literally the funniest thing I've ever read

that man has to post on /cric/

>Warney's grouse at cricket
Fucking lel, need a webm of that,

>>63536162
Enjoy your 5sec delay, m8

>Australispergs

>>63536057
All memes aside, Sydney's climate is one of the best in the world

>>63536182
>Not being retarded so it's in sync

KEK

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most elite commentator coming through lads

>>63536182

Grandstand on BASED digital radio is only about 0.5 seconds ahead of the TV.

Literally perfect time to hear something happen on radio and turn your head to then see it happen on TV

>>63536198

this desu

cant think of anywhere better than Sydney on a year-round basis

>>63536161
TV commentary obviously. I'm not going to go out of my way to listen to a better commentary, I'd rather just mute and listen to music. And even with the English guys I still do music often, it's just that they're the only commentary team that don't make me actively want to shut them off. I literally can't take a minute of these channel 9 knobs

>>63536115
The fuck? Are those times incorrect?

Over here it's generally hotter during the day time than at night

>>63536171
tbf SAS is very rigorous in their training, you have to factor in their being forced to the point of physical exhaustion, they also have a lot of clothing on (army uniform) and they're also carrying lots of weight in their backpack.

But yes if it gets 25C+ people start dying here. We don't have any AC at all and most buildings are really small and built to retain lots of heat, so indoors tends to get a lot hotter than the outdoors.

rentalcars.com chick is smoking hot holy shit
>that round face

>Ryano on grandstand

B A S E D
A
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E
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>>63536234
>But yes if it gets 25C+ people start dying here. We don't have any AC at all

I set my AC to 24C

>>63536200
literally can't understand half of the things he says tbqh
his accent is a literal meme

>>63536221

Reminder that Poo Peeland will NEVER have commentary as BASED, ELITE and INTELLIGENT as ABC GRANDSTAND

>>63536224
British weather is very random, island weather. You can have sun and mild warmth and in the next hour it'll be pissing down with rain.

Probably just a warmer spell coming through.

>>63536264
>literally can't understand half of the things he says tbqh

nigga u srs

his accent is easy as fuck to understand

Reminder Burns batted like total shit yesterday and a decent bowling attack would have immediately exposed him
Reminder Bancroft will be the next GOAT opener

>>63536255
I liked hearing Nannes talking about lollies and reverse swing yesterday

>>63536257
The point was that indoors was going to be above 25C due to the cold-centric construction and lack of AC to reduce it.

Also the fact people aren't used to it as well doesn't help.

>>63536279
>being THIS fucking summer casual

You cannot make this shit up man. You absolutely cannot. We unironically have the best commentary team in the world, and I distinctly remember a bunch of australians being jealous and wishing they were covering this series (would be incredible). But obviously, you weren't there, you filthy fucking summer ausfailian keket casual, literally end yourself.

>>63536234
I'm really envious of the pvc window design that's common in the UK, wish it would catch on here

>>63536287
>Reminder Bancroft will be the next GOAT opener

>37 FC average

wow

much elite

>>63536295

ABC just comeup with new GOAT commentators every year

why is 9 so spastic?

True story- I used to date a Russian chick a few years ago. She was from some place over the Urals in Siberia, she said the winters in Wellington were worse than Siberia because of the cold wind and the lack of central heating.

>>63536283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MK5KHPvlc
translate this

>>63536308

kek

KEK

K E K

YOU are not English and the English commentary is the only one any Australian has ever said that about and no Australian would ever have listened to Kiwi commentators other than at the CWC.

Ian Smith is on 9, he is one of the regular Kiwi commentators and he is even WORSE than Channel 9 bogans. He is an insufferable, whinging cunt.

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R8 my cat bros

French pride
World pride

>>63536353
neat pattern get

>>63536349
Fugg man das one cute kitty brah

10/10

Nice review

>>63536349
He's dead??

>>63536349
:333333333333333333333

>>63536341
Tbh he's purposefully trying to be meme there

Related: https://youtu.be/jHUVgLhq8Jg?t=16s

Bumble even said on air that he couldn't understand them

>>63536342
>he doesn't even know what I'm talking about

That is how casual you are. You are so fucking casual that you literally think that I am talking about the commentary that Ian Smith participates in. Holy shit man, holy shit. And yes, there were definitely Australians listening, I remember them posting about how there should be an Australian version (there should be)

>>63536349
It's fine

>>63536385
Nah m8, just all tuckered out after a big day :3

>>63536349
lazy sack of shit

>>63536349
that's a poofy tail

>SMOTH

>>63536349
Name?

REMOVE STOVE

The fuck was that you fucking sperg.

Is Steve Smith the worst captain Australia has ever had?

Stove you retarded autist

MONG
O
NG

>tfw at the end of this test both teams will be getting a new captain

Realistically, how many Shield centuries does Travis Dean have to score before he gets a Test call?

What a filthy slog kek

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aus collapse for all out 550

a-a-are >we doing good now lads?

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>>63536440

webm version

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>tfw warner becomes captain

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>>63536430
Charlie.

Or Hitler from some angles

>>63536452

>550
>collapse

Yeah nah, a collapse also means a low run total

>>63536399
is this how poms actually talk?

Reminder that I said he'd get out cheap and this would be the start of his slump.

Did you see the way he sorta went after some wide balls he should've left in England?

I really don't see him maintaining this form for long. If he relies purely on hand-eye than he'll probs go the way of Ponting with his decline tbqh.

Did England destroy him mentally?

>>63536455
You've pretty much won, it's fucking over.

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>>63536462
>.gif
come into the 21st century m8

>>63536452
Poopeelia on pooicide watch >we got this in the bag lads

>>63536471
I've literally been saying this since the beginning. No fucking way a technique as shoddy as that can last.

>>63536468
Yeah man watch Geordie Shore it's ridiculous

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>>63536493
>watch Geordie Shore

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>>63536476
'no'

>>63536507
Yeah don't actually watch it, but listen to their fucking accents man

Literally the only reason it still exists

who /cheekyafternoonnap/ here?

>>63536534
Steve Smith

>>63536534
not me, i am /cheekyafternoonfap/ though

>>63536534
Had a cheeky BJ from the gf Tbh. Made me feel better about the Blackcaps arserape

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>tfw you're forced to be an England supporter
>objectively the most frustrating team to support in literally every sport ever

a-at least I'm not plastic

>>63536578
Must be frustrating to know that darts is all you have.

Marsh needs to get a half century here IMO to show that he deserves a permanent spot in the team.

>Glen Memeswell isn't playing

I'll just skip this match, lads

>>63536590
Do you think he has enough time in this innings before Smoth declares?

>>63536590
he'll make it to 49 and Stove will declare

Stream lads? Mine is shit

>>63536608

on channel 9 lad

>>63536608
GEM lad

>>63536608
Use Skygo m8

>>63536608
tv

>>63536608
Use the oven lad :D

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>>63536641

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>>63536589
>m-muh formula one

>>63536608
Suppose I better follow Brenhatma McCullandhi's example and be nice

http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_5

daily reminder nick and nate diaz are meme fighters and never amounted to anything in the ufc

>>63536671
thanks lad

>>63536671

plz delet this

>>63536662
I always forget that a kiwi actually won F1 once.

>>63536671
t20>odi>test

>>63536662
>turn left
>a sport

>>63536662
Mercedes is a good company. I root for them too.

>>63536704
this b8s the spannerhead.jpg

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GUYS HOLY SHIT LOOK; THE BEST THING EVER

>Watching Australiawinslol

>>63536747
See >>63535765

>>63536749
just waiting for the indian game to start tbqh

Any of the NZ cunts know how much the pyjama cricket games are this year? thinking of going tomorrow because it's one of the few I won't be working for but I'm poor as fuck right now

Lyon looking plenty comfy

gaz looks pretty fucking comfy desu

>>63536782
>>63536783
samecunt

>>63536792
>posted literally at the same time

>>63536792
>samecunt
>when they posted at the exact same time

>>63536794
>>63536797
samecunt

>tfw you'll never be a pitch curator

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winviz predicting a 101% pooicide rate in pp tomorrow

>>63536794
>>63536797
baitedcunts

>>63536792
>>63536806
exposed

>every australian batter but smith is averaging 100+
>smith is averaging 20

When will the "Smith is good" meme end?

>>63536828
he's not out of form tbqh, just playing dumb shots
Burns is the one that has me worried, he's looking shaky

>>63536828
When you're capable of looking up the term "sample size"

>reminder that New Zealand have taken 12/1304 this series.
Lel, nice 'team'

gaz has gotta be the stupidest nickname ever

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>his /cric/ doesn't look like this

know your stuff

#PrayForParis

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>>63536868
excuse me

>>63536861
Reminder Pee Pooland let Peeinch score three poondred and then double declared

Wow what a wall of fame

>wade broke his collar bone

kekkles

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>>63536843
>he's not out form, just playing dumb shots

>>63536890
good tbqh
I don't want him to have any chance of replacing Nevill with his shit keeping

>>63536868
mate...

>the state of the pug-like eyes on ford girl

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>>63536899
wade wont be in the test team again
he;s just the pyjama ""keeper"""

Lads I'm in love with the Ford girl

>>63536878
where was #PrayForPeshawar a few months back?

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>>63536890
>>63536899
>>63536919
a "wicket"keeper

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>his filter doesn't look like this

knit your socks

>>63536899

What ever happened to T Paine?

>>63536941
mad as fuck

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>>63536935
kek at least he averages over 10

>>63536941
you might as well not even come here

What's for lunch/snack/dinner lads?

when does the BBL start because this form of cricket is boring as fuck desu lads

Georgie Gardner is hot as fuck.

>>63536941
wew lad

anyone know whose playing at eden park?
couple of green and gold jerseys in the nets when i walked past an hour ago

>>63536996
A decade ago maybe

>>63536890
convict detected

>>63536970
lunch was an open sandwhich with ham, cheese, pickles.
snack is beers and ciggies.
dinner probably kebab.

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>>63536941
>pee pooland
>not poo peeland

>>63537006
There's a pyjama match between Dorkland and Central I think tomorrow. What colour are Central's pyjamas?

>>63537006
That'll be the Central Stags m8. They're playing Auckland in a T20 tomorrow.

>want to go out for a run
>it's 34 C

I fucking hate Australia lads

>>63537047

>Living on the sun

>>63537047
I hear Paris is a lovely city m8

>>63537047
Reported to ASIO.

>>63537047
Just go you fucking pussy.

Declaration will be just as the fremantle doctor comes in at around 3 or when two more wickets fall

Screen cap this post, I know everything about cricket

>>63537028
>>63537033
sweet as thought it was t20

Not to sound like an armchair superhero but how do 3 guys take hundreds of people hostage?

>>63537092
>trap people in a room
>point guns at them
>????

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>>63537092
with guns

>>63537092

Because they had suicide vests and guns.

>>63537092
>people are in a concert hall
>cover the exists with a gun

Seems pretty simple tbqh

>tfw i know an NZ slag who got interviewed in paris for the shooting

>>63537114
hook me up lad

>>63537111
>exists

>Saffers

JUST

>>63537136
existers are scared of guns anon

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>>63537139
>dutch ancestry

>>63537147

More like Van Lyl tbhonest.

>>63537153
RIP Lyll

>literally the only test team zero (0) 100 run partnerships in their last 10 innings

>Come back from getting KFC
>no cricket show because France can't handle a bit of banter
Fuck, #JeSuisBTFO

>>63537144
that's why i'm a nihilist tbhwy