/heem/ – Real Sport Edition

Who's more likely to fight first? Khabib or Cruz?

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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Etihad tomorrow if you're in Melbourne.

>>63521024
That Ben Askren article is all sorts of retarded, just a shitshow on all sides capped off with Santos being the one to talk shit

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Cruz is going to fight Dillasnake and get heem'd into retirement tbqhwyf

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schaub

How long will Holm's massacre be?

>>63521086
guarantee it lasts at least 1 round, they will have discussed this.

>>63521088
She gets subbed in round 1 m8
My uncle works for the UFC, he read the script

>not calling it /MMA/

we're doomed

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>Holly drops Ronda
>Armbars her
>Has sex with Travis while Joe comforts Ronda

>>63521135
I can't even entertain these fantasies when Holm has looked like utter shit in her UFC fights.
At best she circlejabs and avoids the clinch for 25 minutes and I don't see that happening.
The concept is completely alien to me.
Another thing, Holm has looked like she's had the jitters and almost stage fight sort of in her UFC run, now imagine her in front of a (probably) capacity MCG

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>>63521024
thank you based mma for being a real life spot

>>63521085
>tfw not as handsome as schaub

>>63521170
>2015
>not having faith in Based Wink

He has the game plan and she's bringing the title to Albuquerque while Jon bullies that fat fuck again

>>63521131
why have you got this in your head? Why would heem possibly be under threat? Fucking Chess is allowed on this board ffs

wrestling is literally a tv show, so not only is that why it was moved but desu it got moved to the wrong board

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>>63521187
>getting trolled

>>63521131
Pro-wrestling/WWE bullshit is scripted for television. It's legitimately not a sport. What don't you understand about this?

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>>63521131
>shitposting
None of that now, we need to be on our best behavior.
I have drafted some common sense rules we should all stick to

>>63521185
I don't know how much of an ironic idiot you're being as usual Canada but if Raquel Pennington can figure Holm out in the third round than I certainly trust Ronda to.

>>63521197
did I?

>>63521216
>knocking someone out when you can just jab them for 15 minutes

HOLM BY HEAD KICK KO


CAP IT
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Luis Santos is a big guy

>>63521229
Why are you in Australia, Ben?

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>>63521229

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>>63521208
That's a little too stringent for me, mate.

>>63521056
wittaker will ko this muppet he's got a left hook that can take any nig down

one champion just started lads

>>63521241
Your mom's vagina was a little to stringent for me as well before I stretched her out properly, tbf.

>>63521260
championship*

>>63521237
that fucking roidmonkey

Has anyone ever asked hiroshima if he is aware of/liked PRIDE?

>>63521260
Got a stream?
I'm just interested in the main event 2bh

>>63521288
the askren fight is off buddy

>>63521295
Yeah officially WGAF tier now

ONE FC stream
http://www.feed4u.tv/watch/1339151/1/ONE-Championship-Pride-of-Lions.html

Crazy PRIDE lady there

>>63521295
I know m8, I want to watch Dejdamrong Sor Amnuaysirichoke

>>63521303
askren is a puss desu, looks like absolute shit in the first fight, flopping about unable to take the guy down before poking him in the eye. Now refuses to fight him because he missed weight.

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>>63521311
>http://www.feed4u.tv/watch/1339151/1/ONE-Championship-Pride-of-Lions.html
thanks for the stream senpai

>>63521314
Nah man read that article at the top, Askren initially demanded he lose the 2 pounds for the title fight and when Luis didn't want that, he offered him a fight at 190 and Santos was like nah man and then started talking shit about Askren.

Is 193 going to be big lads? I've never had so many normie friends asking me about a fight before.

>>63521363
deadass gonna sell 1 million ppvs

>>63521360
yeah i know about that, I think Askren wanted him to weigh 190 on the day but most fighters rehydrate quite a bit after weigh ins. I think Askren was going to be around 190 too on the day of the fight. Should have just fought him desu and pushed his shit in.

>>63521363
I think it'll break UFC records. Not even memeing.
I think it could do >1.5M buys

>>63521375
Yeah so Askren isn't the pussy at all, Santos refused to try and make weight on the second attempt and refused a fight at 20 pounds higher afterwards. Not sure I can follow your logic at all.

>>63521380
no way

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Seems like Ronda is going away after this fight and returning to fight Cyborg at UFC 200

>>63521391
Ronda's popularity has only been growing.
Her last PPV did 1M buys
I think we can reasonably expect it to sell more than that

>>63521389
The point that I'm making is that Askren could have just fought him like the majority of fighters do after their opponent misses weight (and take 20% of his purse), it would be a non title fight anyway.

Also, if they weighed in Askren before the fight he would be around 190 as well so its not like he was giving Santos a massive advantage. I think Askren is a bit scared of Sapo because of how shit he looked against him the last fight.

No excuses for Sapo, the guy blew his titleshot.

>>63521363
I wonder if either of them are getting paid? The only positive I can find is that it might motivate Askren into realising that he is fighting bums and it gives him a kick into signing with Bellator or UFC when his ONE contract is up.

>>63521406
What, going from 170 to 190 is entirely fair
Why would Askren be the scared one if he wanted to fight Santos but Santos refused to try and even fight Askren on two equally fair grounds?
Like what the fuck man do you live in bizarro world

>>63521391
i think youd be surprised

>>63521391
>people are still in denial over Ronda
Top heavy drawing power means more than a good card.

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>>63521432
>UFC 190 did 900,000 buys and featured two TUF Brazil finals on the main card

Well shit, you might be onto something.

>>63521418
ok lets break it down:

A) Quite a lot of fighters miss weight and about 90% of their opponents are fine with fighting them

B) As far as I know Askren wanted Sapo to weigh 190 on the fight day, Sapo weighed in at 172 yesterday. Both fighters would have rehydrated and gained sufficient weight before the fight. Same day weigh ins aren't a common practice anymore.

C) I said that Askren is scared to fight Sapo, which probably isn't right but I was just implying at how shit he looked vs him in his last fight.

>>63521449
Ronda is the ultimate draw
>Most popular fighter to ever fight for the UFC
>Draws in semi-casual fans
>Draws in casuals
>Draws in mandrama fans
>Draws in women (!)

Maybe hardcore fans won't buy the card because it's not that good, but there's definitely a lot of hardcore fans who are fans of Ronda, JJ, Hall, Hunt, Bigfoot, Struve.

>>63521466
In a title fight making weight actually is a big deal. This is a retarded argument so I'll just leave it at that.

holy shit russia got keked so hard

Herb Dean on that stoppage: "He wasn't out, I think he stopped it early"

>>63521480
it would a be a non title fight though, like Silva vs Lutter.

How do you think Askren would do in the UFC if he ever signs? He can probably wrestle fuck quite a lot of people but when he meets someone with good TDD he would get heemed hard IMO

>>63521510
He'd be given a top 5 fighter off the bat because UFC always tries to do that to fighters considered elite outside of their organisation coming in these days.
See: Alvarez
I reckon he'd hover around the top 10 but would struggle badly against top guys, especially those he couldn't hold down.

>>63521472
I think the Betche fight did so well because of the heated promotion between her and Rousey. I don't know if she can beat that number without a girl who's going to trash talk her.

>>63521510
he would literally get btfo. you can not have a singular approach in dis game like conor says

>>63521528
Matt Brown would probably be his best matchup in the top 5 but the people above him I see them stuffing Askren's takedowns and beating him up on the feet.

Askren vs Hendricks would be pretty meme

>>63521550
Meanwhile Conor's groundgame consists of talking trash, boxing the ears and literally asking the ref to stand the fight up.

>>63521562
in a fight to the death, points mean jack shit

>>63521585
Yeah but Conor said he was talking about dis game, the game in question being the unified rules of mixed martial arts.

>Americans are still awake

>>63521562
LOL

>>63521597
i think you're forgetting his elbows from bottom and his scrambling ability.

saw that coming from a mile away

>>63521621
Butchery from the bottom, as it were.

>>63521621
>a 12-6 elbow from the bottom isn't illegal but a 12-6 elbow from the top is
Probably the most retarded rule around and one I don't understand that more people take advantage of, like soccer kicks to the body actually being completely fine in the unified rules.

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>>63521658
Its still a far cry from full guard thuggery.

>>63521611
It's 7:39 AM.

>>63521686
What? It's only 12-6 if it drops 12-6 in world space, not in object space.

>>63521709
>explaining things to retards

>>63521693
When he locked up that sweet triangle on Pellegrino, then flex and threw up the double middle fingers... beautiful moment.

>>63521686
thats because an elbow from the bottom is a 9-3 not a 12-6

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>>63521724
And people dare not to like Nate.

>>63521709
>>63521733
It is literally the exact same motion from a different position, talking about clocks to me doesn't mean shit

>>63521743
those are the athletic' commission terms, not mine

yes they are retarded

kotetsu "no face" boku is about to fight in onefc

this guy is a true legend of mma

if u dont know him check him out,ur in for a treat

>>63521752
I love Boku.

>>63521743
lol be that as it may, and yes it's also retarded ruling... there is a completely different level of devastation with that strike depending on your position. Namely 12-6 being lethal af compared to 3-9

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>12-6 elbows
I think you dolts are forgetting that a well placed 12-6 elbow can quite literally decimate a large block of ice. They are far too deadly to have any place in a sanctioned mixed martial arts event.

>>63521743
From a standing position you could "drop" your body weight behind it. On the ground you cannot do that, so the same motion is less dangerous.

This was explained after Jones got DQ'd

i bet i could throw a 6-3 elbow

His name is literally "Major Overall"

>>63521779
Isn't that just like, turning your arm a bit

>>63521787
I thought it would be like doing the chicken dance

the fuck is up with the ad on my screen

if I click it away I suddenly get no vid at all

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Shooto Brazil starts at 5:40est - little less than 9 bongs away

>>63521803
hah love that magny shop

i'm gonna go to bed so i can wake up and enjoy some shooto action with you boys. night night!

>>63521822
Please don't wake up

>>63521795
Lol I figured it out, it's a stream of a stream. If you click the close box, you're really just pausing the video.

>>63521795
http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html

>>63521826
Rude t

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>>63521803
>manhoef still fighting

jesus

>>63521841
You know you're going to watch it.

>>63521837
Thank you American friend and ally, I tried to find your previous post but it had been deleted.

>>63521841
The glass tank. Its gonna be good, it always is.

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just gonna sneak in a cheeky regional heem before i shutdown

Was cooking
Where's the ONE FC card at? How's it been? How long til the title fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fylKUwktZkk

MMA always breaks my heart and an in shape Hunt getting flashed KO'd by Big trt Silva would bum me out forever.

>Rousey defends her belt against Holly Holm in the main event of UFC 193 on Saturday night at Etihad Stadium. The UFC is attempting to set its all-time attendance record in the cavernous facility.

>However, controversy has stemmed from that particular excerpt in her book with mainstream media latching onto it this week.

>"I punched him in the face with a straight right, then a left hook. He staggered back and fell against the door," Rousey wrote. "... I slapped him with my right hand. He still wouldn't move. Then I grabbed him by the neck of his hoodie, kneed him in the face and tossed him aside on the kitchen floor."

>In the book, Rousey referred to the ex-boyfriend as "Snappers McCreepy," because he allegedly took naked photos of her while she was asleep. She found the pics and obviously was not happy about the situation.

>>63521875
>bangers and fucking vomit

>>63521875
>those small portions

barely enough food for a bird lad

>>63521891
>not eating your eggs extra fluffy
pleb detected

>>63521774
Glad someone made that reference.

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>men's strawweights
>they're calling it a superfight too

>>63521906
The asian guy supposedly has legit MT.

>>63521893
I am fucking starving desu
gonna have to eat something else

the diaz brothers were meme fighters and never amounted to shit in the ufc

>>63521898
Eggs are horrible for your health. Literally as bad as drinking alcohol. I don't know what fighters are doing when they eat eggs.

>>63521918
I can't tell if this fight's in fast motion or what, but either way he's getting lit up by the BR

>>63521918
try this if you have spam in italy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ

>>63521922
Stop trying to force this.

>>63521777
trips explain it

Technically he should not have been disqualified, Hamill was unable to continue because of a dislocated shoulder and not due to the one or two elbows Jones got off before Mazzegatti dove in.

Of course, Mazzegatti proceeded to ask a deaf guy with blood in his eyes if he was ok.

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>>63521920
>amounted to nothing
>knocked out the current WW champion
quit h8ing

>>63521936
don't think we do
when I make burgers I follow this recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS0RdlqhTo
use beef instead of pork usually though

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>>63521922

i've never submitted so many predictions before this event

>>63521959
I'd say beating the fuck out of BJ Penn and having competitive fights with GSP and Anderson fucking Silva means more than beating Robbie Lawler at that point in time

>>63521959
Even back then Mazzagatti was ruining fights with his early stoppages.

>>63521954
Jones' DQ is like Fedors first loss. An unnecessary blemish and nothing more.

>>63521959
>>63521959
one lucky punch top lel and that was in strikememe or some shit a million years ago

diaz was 1-3 in the ufc he is shit and im glad he's banned from using peds

>>63521973
only one I had a webm for

>>63521967
it's infuriating that something horrific has yet to happen to joe rogan and his shitty family

>>63521959
Why is Nick so mean?

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>>63521983
>his shitty family
doesn't he keep them locked up in his basement?

>>63521986
>

>>63521983
If your life was a movie, would the happiness of your movies hero depend on what happens to Joe Rogans family?

Holy fuck the Asian is matrixing him now, total turnaround

>>63521978
Casual. From a mile away.

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Is Cúck Sonnen a meme fighter?

>>63522000
hue getting tenderized

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>>63522002
>mfw some cunt accuses me of being a casual when i expose pitter patter hands diaz

>>63521986
poor upbringing and low iq

>>63522019
I seriously thought this was going to be a total mismatch going off the first round and the BR being from a legit camp, but he's getting clowned on now

>>63522023
>poor upbringing
>single mother

yeah pretty much a given

>>63522021
>that was in strikememe or some shit

It literally says "www.ufc.tv".

But apart from that, not knowing exactly when and where that fight took place means you're a casual.

Also is this >>63521996 a lucky punch?

>>63522030
i don't know about his mom, his mom could be "fine", it's the environment he grew up in, the kids he hung out with that are human trash

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>>63522056
>tfw you never had access to wec or strikeforce

got me in the feels bro

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What time are the weigh ins?

>>63522095
she looks too non white for that hair

is piracetam + choline what is in joe rogan's alpha brain? does anyone here take it?

>>63522107
Holy shit does that bother you too? People call her a "white girl", but she doesn't look white to me either.

Still have no idea why OneFC decided to change its name to ONE Championship

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Who /CheekyTeener/ on Holm here?

>>63522119
i bet she has brown nipples

>>63522107
>>63522119
I just think that hairstyle looks strange on someone so young.
Still, looks white to me mang. The borderline of white or not to me would be Schaub for lack of a better example.

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>Spot the fightfan

>>63522119
I dont care that shes not white

but her face just looks weird as fuck, its like someone photoshopped some negros face on a white woman

negro females with straight hair look weird as fuck too

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Japan always has the best posters

One has some pretty impressive sponsors desu

>Canon
>Everlast
>LG
>Ayylienware

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>>63522147

>>63522132
Best way to know what color a girl's nipples are is to see their palms. If they're super white or pinkish (in contrast to her hands) then they're light colored.
If they are the same color as her palms or almost as dark, she has darker nipples.

>Experience with fucking girls in Poland and Brazil

>>63522148
Yeah they were getting sponsored by Avengers not too long ago, I'm guessing they've got big broadcasting deals throughout Asia or maybe even just China

>>63522167
What was the relevance of that photo?

>>63522147
Holy shit that picture is just begging to be a feels image. Can some photoshop bro put the feels face on both guys pls?

>>63522188
>>>/b/

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>>63522188
>tfw literally only ever saved one feels image and that's because of clever visual gags
Worst meme of all time

Imagine if Holm just keeps her distance the whole time?

I'm talking full 25 minutes. I'm talking GSP v Josh Koschek jabbing.

Who gives a fuck if the crowd booes, neither of them are home-town fighters?

Would the judges give her it, or is a case of you literally have to KO a champ to get it kind of crooked shit.

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>>63522206
>not being a feelsbro

I want reddit to leave desu

>>63522208
>Who gives a fuck if the crowd booes
I for one would like to have Australia keep its rep for always being great cards, and also to make up for the very boring and simultaneously heartbreaking main of the last one.

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>>63522165
apparently disney as well.

>>63522208
her jab sucks, and she gets tangled up when throwing her power hand, she's not going to be able to keep Rousey off of her.

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What are you're thoughts on Joseph Benavidez?

>>63522208
>Would the judges give her it, or is a case of you literally have to KO a champ to get it kind of crooked shit.

if you went by gus vs jones and gsp vs hendricks

you definitely have to take it from the champ if you just coast you wont get the belt

yes it is crooked and ronda is the dana's biggest cash cow

you'd have to be a good to think he would let holm edge ronda in a close decision

>>63522223
Well Disney owns Marvel's film rights so I guess that's what I meant

>>63522230
I hope we get the based brain damage Aussie refs and not the Herb Deans and Mario Yamasakis of the world

>>63522230
meant to say

you'd have to be a goof...

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>>63522224

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/heem/ without memes would be far from supreme

Lads when will Ariel's interview with Rousey be up

>>63522246
brehs..

who is that?

>>63522262
a fake blonde with a fake ass

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>>63522246
>hey there gurlie, i can make ya a big stah in hollywood. all ya gotta do is spread ya legs on me desk, sweetie!

>>63522253
pena is so hot

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>>63522246
>>63522268
>muscular thighs and ass
this is how a real feminine ass looks like

>>63522264
still can't believe a person would actually do this
crazy

>>63522270
I guess you're into trannies then

>>63522290
i am but that has nothing to do with it

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>>63522264
would you say that to her face no online though?

>>63522288
It's not a fake butt. She's Brazilian.

lads whats your favourite ufc and pride card?

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>>63522290
>>63522300
Holy fucking lol
Screencapped for future use, feel free to post it when an American's acting up.

The champions on December 31st, 2016 will be as follows.

HW: Fabricio Werdum
LHW: JBJ
MW: Chris Weidman
WW: Rory Macdonald
LW: RDA
FW: Conor McGregor
BW: Dominick Cruz
FW: Henry Cejudo

>>63522312
Total Elimination 2004 or Final Conflict 2004
UFC 47

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>>63522307
I think he might have a point tbf

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>>63522316
>being a cookie cutter
There is nothing hotter than a woman with eight inches between her legs

>>63522325
thanks brah ile be watching

>>63522290
She looks like Jane Marie

>>63522325
Meant Final Conflict 2003
That card is amazing and just has so many different stories coming to a close, Rampage hunting for the title, Chuck Liddell representing UFC, CroCop/Nogueira for the interim title.
Shit was fantastic.

>>63522336
Yeah, my 8 inches

>>63522336
>what did you just put in your mouth?
>nothing

What is a good supplement for energy before a workout this morning? Pineapple and honey wheat and oats isn't cutting it.


>>63522336
I was actually thinking how much hotter she would be with a big piece.

>>63522346
ok ile watch it next

thanks bro

>>63522361
try a green smoothie with lots of fruit and a bit of extra virgin coconut oil

>>63522312
>pride

literally irrelevant and all of the fights in that corrupt yakuza shithole should only count as amateur/exhibition-tier.

>>63522130
Makes more sense to bet the over imo. Holm's plan is undoubtedly the Jackson/Winklejohn special, if she can pull it off for at least 1.5 rounds you stand to make 2.5:1.

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>>63522372
> fights in that corrupt yakuza shithole should only count as amateur/exhibition-tier.

implying that isn't exactly what i want to watch

>>63522382
Is that Bloodsport? Tried rewatching it recently and it was awful. Hope Kickboxer is better.

>>63522392
>>>/tv/

>>63522392
yeah its bloodsport i enjoyed but couldn't get into kickboxer

Ronda to win in round2 +450
Ronda to win in round 3 +1100

whats holly's gameplan lads?

stay on her bike and keep distance?

Ronda is on the cover of EA UFC 2

Anyone remember the EA Fight Night cover curse?

>>63522428
I don't see any other path to victory. Ronda is not afraid to get hit to get the clinch so Holm can't just stand and trade.

>>63522382

so, pro-wrestling with real punching and kicking etc? or professional fighters beating up pro-wrestlers (or other fighters 50lbs lighter than them)? or just people with no skill flailing at each other?

it's fucking pointless.

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Rate this fight pass card.

>>63522447
m8 pride was legit open weight tournaments makes my dick hard

cro cop vs wandi shit was epic

you just don't enjoy a spectacle

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>>63522437

PRIDE and Bellator discussion belongs on /asp/

>>63522452
Sage/10

>>63522452

It would do better if i headlined it against me nan

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On paper, is this the best card the UFC has ever put together?

>>63522492

>No Brock

UFC 100 was better

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/13/9724164/ronda-rousey-selected-as-ea-sports-ufc-2-cover-athlete

>>63522502
>playing video games

do you guys really do this? ffs go to a gym.

>>63522492
my sides connor told faber he would be on the prelims

everything connor says comes true

I prefer wrestling desu

>>63522544
he typically headlines the prelims dummy

>>63522552
well heinrich we've got a board for you:

>>>/asp/

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Looking forward to 193, haven't watched true fightan in a while now.

You lads think we'll get a sticky this weekend like the last Ronda PPV?

>>63522502
Hardly surprising, she's one of the biggest stars if not the biggest

>>63522587
nah, i think i am going to stay here and just post shit

>>63522589
Yes, one of the Americans who posts on /heem/ is a moderator.

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Will it happen?

>>63522644
I'm not a moderator.

>>63522715
There's no need to be upset.

>>63522735
Agreed. Who is upset?

>UFC 193
>Only a 6 million dollar gate

Remember when we were supposed to be seeing Condit vs Lawler tomorrow?

>>63522778
I completely forgot they were trying to set their highest attendance record
Don't know if it's just me but hyp seems minimal

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UFC 189 McGregor vs Mendes 825,000
UFC 190 Rousey vs Correia 900,000
UFC 191 Johnson vs Dodson II 115,000
UFC 192 Cormier vs Gustafsson 250,000

>>63522819
UFC 190 was legitimately shit too.

>>63522819
>that pic
cant be real

>>63522819
JUST

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>>63522846
HEEM

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>>63522819

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>>63522843

Can someone please make a webm (with sound) of Mark Hunt's story about getting drug tested?

>>63522875
this just cant be real

someone tell me it isnt

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>tfw you could wrestlefuck anyone here

Will it be enough to stop TAM wrestling?

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>>63522923

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>>63522919
Problem?

>>63522141
Apsolutely repulsive.

>>63522141
his childhood was awful

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>>63522316
tbqph m89, Sweden took care of that

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>>63522013

>>63522579
AND RIGHTFULLY SO

>>63522993
i need to start posting that reaction image again

takeaways from Embedded


>Ronda trying to be lolrandumb is annoying as fuck
>Holly has a really nice body actually.

>>63523009
Had Chael survived a bit longer against Jones, enough so that the doctors had to end the fight due to the toe, would have Chael been declared the winner and new champ? Or would it have been a NC and Jones would retain the title?

>>63523009
the rashad beating was embarrassing

>>63523121
NC

>>63523121
not too sure, somebody should #askbigjohn

>>63523121
>>63523171
>>63523166
Do you dummies seriously not know a doctor stoppage would have been ruled a win for Chael?

>>63523131
you're right, never thought Rashad would get handled by Bader so easily. I was embarrassed for him

>>63523016
was annoying as shit desu, Tom Cruise was better although still shit

>>63523181
this guy must have #askedbigjohn

>>63523202
i don't need to askbig John to know that Chael would win if Jon jones was unable to continue to fight because of an injury sustained via legal methods. Keep being cheeky with me and you'll regret it, punk.

>>63523249
>>63523181
Thats the thing, the injury wasn't caused during an exchange or a scuffle. Chael was in a fetal position, he had no bearing on the injury.

Also, has there ever been an instance of an injury defining the outcome of a title fight? I'm pretty sure the UFC wouldn't let a Chael Sonnen become a champ like that.

>This is gonna be your last fight bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Xgkp_NsEU

are my fellow burgers going to take this chance to prove fightfan™ status to get up early/stay up late to watch a shit card?

Event: UFC Fight Night 79: "Henderson vs. Alves"
Date: Sat., Nov. 28, 2015 on UFC Fight Pass
Location: Olympic Gymnastics Arena in Seoul, South Korea

Main Event:

170 lbs.: Ben Henderson vs. Thiago Alves

UFC Fight Pass Main Card (8 a.m. ET):

170 lbs.: Dong Hyun Kim vs. Jorge Masvidal
170 lbs.: Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina
170 lbs.: Hyun Gyu Lim vs. Dominique Steele

UFC Fight Pass Prelims (4:30 a.m. ET):

145 lbs.: Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia
145 lbs.: Yui Chul Nam vs. Mike De La Torre
170 lbs.: Tae Hyun Bang vs. Leo Kuntz
185 lbs.: Jake Collier vs. Dongi Yang
115 lbs.: Cortney Casey vs. Seo Hee Ham
125 lbs.: Fredy Serrano vs. Yao Zhikui
135 lbs.: Marco Beltran vs. Ning Guangyou

>>63523249
Is the reason you didn't have to ask big john is that you actually ARE big john ?

>>63523290
Try oliveria vs Holloway a few months ago dumb dumb. This isn't even up for debate, you're just uniformed.

>>63523316
I'm actually Steve mazzagatti, big John is in Australia

>>63523302
>shit card

m8 that main card is better than most fight pass cards and it's in fucking Asia somewhere at literallywho o'clock

fucking great card for my comfy morning in bed

>>63523302
>not catering to eastern standard time zone literally every event

i guess i'll go to sleep at 8 PM and wake up at 4 AM

>>63523317
You mean where Oliveira was punched in the throat in a non-title fight? Yeah, identical situation there.

>uninformed.
Try stupid on for size.

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How old were you when you grew out of wrestling and started following the superior sport of mixed martial arts?

>>63523342
>Try stupid on for size.
>another clothing reference

Thank god Ronda Rousey is on the front cover of EA sports UFC 2. I was afraid they were gonna miss an opportunity to advertise her some more.

>http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/ronda-rousey-lands-ea-ufc-2-cover-as-first-female-cover-athlete-for-ea-sports

>>63523345

Why not watch both? Gotta keep your inner child happy.

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>>63523345
1996

>>63523342
Did you even watch the Holloway vs oliveria fight?
He didn't get punched in the throat

>>63523366
literally who else would they put on there

>>63523345
I never followed mandrama

>>63523378
How does one fucking suffer a oesophagus micro tear out of the fucking blue on his own? It was caused in the struggle.

Also it was not.a.one.sided.title.fight.

See >>63522316

>>63523390
Northcutt & Schaub

>>63523396
>two injuries caused when an aggressor makes a mistake aren't similiar
You're the dumbest dummy there is. why would a title fight make a difference? Chael would be the winner and would therefore have gotten the belt.

>>63523366
The game is what it is, you put the person on the cover who will sell the most copies. No one remotely comes close to her in popularity. I mean other champions are fucking unrecognizable compared to her. Werdum? RDA? Dillashaw? Johnson? Might as well call the game Guess Who.

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>leave 4chan for a while
>come back to /sp/
>see this
holy shit, things are actually happening.
never really had anything against wrestling threads tohugh, they mostly stuck to their own threads. i bet they're upset.

>>63522900

>>>/wsg/827475
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447434309383.webm

>>63523456
It's not a sport it's a TV show, and they're still allowed to discuss it so it's only an issue for autists.

>>63523472
Good goyim.

>>63523472
>tfw you will never watch Mark Hunt take a shit

>>63523456
Tbh this is probably good for them, they have an entire board to post in, whereas before they were limited to a single thread.
It's probably going to kill /asp/ but the board was dead anyway.
They have a thread from May that is still up at this moment.

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>>63523489
it doesn't even belong there

"alternative sport" is still a sport

WWE = Game Of Thrones

>>63523302

>Thinking this makes you hard

m8 every UFC event is like a 5am finish for us Brits

>>63523431
>why would a title fight make a difference?

I can't believe I'm actually giving an effort here. Fite me fgt

>>63523487
Stop it, Germany

>>63523514
Yeah I agree. They should go to /tv/.

lids I just watched Hunt vs Bigfoot 1 again

Fucking hell I must have been half asleep or distracted when I first saw it, never remembered it being that good. Such a fucking class fight.

>that hug and hespect
>very slightly tainted by Bigfoot's "I hurted muh back a few weeks ago" excuse but he didnt go on about it after the crowd started to nope it

I don't know what the fuck to expect in their fight this weekend

>>63523541
was a great fight but Bigfoot was roided to the hills

tomorrow's fight will be nothing like it, Hunt will heem him inside a round

>>63523519
I wish I was in the same room as you so I could spit in your face. There are rules to mma. They don't magically change because Dana doesn't like the outcome. The UFC doesn't hire the referees or the judges. If Chael won in that fashion JBJ would have gotten an immediate rematch for the belt.

>>63523541
you can expect bigfoot getting heemed

TRT turns your chin into stone, hunt needs 1 clean hit

>>63523519
why would you think it'd be different in a title fight? The rules are pretty fucking clear, you lose the fight; you lose the belt.

>>63523456
You know who must really be pissed? /asp/

I just went there and there are wrestling threads and generals for different wrestlers and orgs spammed everywhere. Their quaint little kenpo board has been shat all over.

>>63523622
manchildren acting like autists what a surprise

>>63523578
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that.

The whole point is that the UFC does pretty much whatever it wants (Chael getting a 205 title shot for instance), and without a previous instance, who could say that they wouldn't declare it a NC to save a lucrative champ?

>mugh rules
Tell uncle Dana all about the rules.

>>63523598
I don't know, I'm just saying that without an example beforehand to fall back on, I wouldn't be surprised if the UFC declared it a NC to save the champ a very anti-climactic loss.

>>63523472
>tfw you go to a urinal and begin pissing but realize you gotta take a shit and feel your asshole loosen up because you're relaxing but then tighten your ass and begin pissing in spurts because you don't want to shit standing

>>63523650
The UFC does get to do their own matchmaking (eg they can give a title shot to any fighters that a commission will sanction)

They do not get to choose the outcome of a fight (eg declare a fight a no contest because they don't like the outcome). There are rules. It is a sanctioned sport.

Stay dumb, dummy.

Ps. It's ok to be wrong sometimes.

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>>63523622
>they had to add "& Wrestling" to the board title to make it happen
Wrestling confirmed NOT being a sport for all time.

I'm gonna try the ufc pool jump again right now. I swam 100 feet under water and looked up the record and it's ridiculous. My friend held his breath for 3 minutes and 12 seconds being completely still but the world record is like 20 fucking minutes.

>>63523687
The fact that you think that they don't have an influence over such a call, then you're very mistaken. But again, I'm not saying it would have been a NC, I'm saying i would not have been surprised if it had been a NC.

>Stay dumb, dummy.
Shrewd, hope you did pop all three brain cells coming up with that one.

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>>63523541

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>After being the champion for four consecutive years he was eventually stripped from his title and forced to retire because there was nobody in his weight division left to fight

Imagine if Jones learned to throw knees like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz-YdxwbKh0

>>63523722
>The fact that you think that they don't have an influence over such a call, then you're very mistaken.
The fact is that they don't have any influence over such a call you cannot prove otherwise. There are rules despite how much you cover your ears and stomp your feet.

>inb4 I have to prove a negative
Should I also prove God doesn't exist?

>But again, I'm not saying it would have been a NC, I'm saying i would not have been surprised if it had been a NC.

You asked a dumb question. Got an answer. Then proceed to argue against the answer.

Stay dumb, dummy.

>>63523741
Buffer giving a standing ovation in the background makes so much more epic

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>>63523684
>tfw having to do the awkward shuffle to the stall

>>63523750
Thats exactly the point, proving a negative. But in the same sense I'm not proving a positive, I'm proposing the possibility of the positive. A Cartesian NC.

Its not the answer that is the problem its the unequivocal adherence. But why am I even arguing here, I agree with this ffs you anal bead..

>Stay dumb, dummy.
And we're down to zero (0).

>193 will be stickied
Legendary.

>>63521363
It's gonna be bigger than 190, but not bigger than 189 or 194. Probably the third biggest card of the year.

>>63523801
You're arguing because you want to prove some point and feel like the smartest dummy in /heem/. Too bad you utterly failed and only proved that you're the dumbest dummy.

>>63523823
>you're the dumbest dummy

Oh noez :^( Mugh feelings.

>>63523841
Nothing personnel, kiddo
>>63523809
190 was bigger than 189

>>63521170
>Holm has looked like utter shit in her UFC fights.
nice meme, unless 100% TDD (in UFC and Legacy) and a 9 and 0 record is somehow 'utter shit' when you're talking about an opponent of RRR.
>Holm has looked like she's had the jitters and almost stage fight
She's been a professional athlete her entire adult life. You're projecting.

I'm not saying holly is going to win, but still.

>>63522462
Jesus Christ. That was uncalled for.

>>63523860

>9-0
>WMMA

Without any training i could 50-0

>>63523872
You're a male

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This made my day, neigh, my week.

>>63523958
>neigh
Be careful, Serbia is lurking.

Weigh ins in 4 bongs btw lads

>>63524000

I bong'd your mum last night lad

>>63523979
Yeah that should have been 'nay', I'm an idiot.

>>63523860
Only 2-0 in the UFC against literally whos she could stand and strike with, not judokas like Ronda. Completely moot point.

100% takedown defense is damn easy to achieve against people who (A won't go for them and (B Have no wrestling background whatsoever.

>>63523958
If Pride was still alive it would also be sent to /asp/

>>63524018
judo is such a meme sport

>>63521024
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/13/9728462/bellator-heavyweight-champion-vitaly-minakov-faces-ufc-veteran-in

lol minakov at it again. no wonder bellator loves the freak show, they have no HW division to rely on. fighting copeland, previously meme'd on by decision queens rosholt and magomedov at HW to go 0-2 and be released by the ufc

>>63524131
He will have fought more on fight pass than he has in bellator over the past year.

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/13/9729300/ufc-193-ronda-rousey-browne-phone-died-mma-news

Listen here you fuckin goofs, Ronda is a champ in and outside of the Octagon. She would never be so petty to blow off all those journalists over a simple question that is very relevant.

Everything about PVZ is just awful.

Her looks, her voice, her fighting skills, and the decisions she makes are just awful. She is terrible phony person.

>>63524265
What a pathetic little loser you must be to make a post like that. No one was even talking about her but you felt compelled to come on here and bash her anyway.

I bet youre ugly and earned less than $25k last year. Prove me wrong.

>>63523744
why didn't he just move up or down a weight class?

>>63524294
Also, how the fuck does Thailand "run out" of 135ers for him to fight? That doesn't seem possible.

>>63524294
He was 6'1'' and weighed in at 135. I doubt "down" was an option. But why didn't he move up? Probably because he'd lose the height advantage which would take alot away from his knees and would probably get btfo as a result.

>>63524248
>Ronda is a champ in and outside of the Octagon
>professional enough not to charge her phone before a press conference

>>63523302
I'm best coast master race. I usually wake up around 8 am on saturdays, so that'll be a nice cozy morning card to enjoy.

>>63524319
He was a lumpinee champ, you have to be a 1337 to challenge for the title, and he went through all the competition and no one could rise through the ranks to challenge him. There were 135ers in Thailand, just not enough good ones at the time.

>>63524346
>best coast

literally embarrassing to even entertain that notion in terms of sporting event times

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>>63524346
>skipping the prelims

>>63524402
It's not even a contest. Events cater to the east coast because that's far and away where the most money is coming from.

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>>63524338
her phone was probably roaming, causing her battery to drain much quicker than usual. im tired of this witch hunt, trying to find ways to demerit the greatest athlete/personality this or any sport has ever seen

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>>63523366

>first female on EA

Wut?