Wayne Rooney waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were food in the stadium. He didn’t see it. but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Coach were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Wayne was a soccer player for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the soccer games and he said to dad “I want to be on the field daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY food”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the stadium of the FIFA he knew there were food.
“This is Coach” the radio crackered. “You must eat he food!”
So Wayne gotted his ball and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO EAT US” said the food
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberfood and he fired the rocket missiles. Wayne kicked at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must eat the food” he shouted
The radio said “No, Wayne. You are the food”
And then Wayne was a pizza.
fabulous post
I get it. Because hes fat
>american shitposting
>>77083217
Take that Austria
Englels will defend this shit
really interesting post
tl;dr
>>77083128
Someone repost this in English. Sooner the wall is build the better desu.
>>77083128
Fantastic post!
Upboated! ;^)
>>77087072
>>77087101
How new are you?