>be me
>greatest football talent in my city (i play CAM)
>starting XI for a 2nd bundesliga team at age 17
>its summer break
>we go to our training camp
>due to some reason arsenal trains there with us
>i see all famous players
>sanchez, özil, coquelin, giroud etc.
>we start practicing passes and do some running drills
>my team mates push me into starting some shit with the arsenal players
>get nervous but realize i can't let them down
>see sanchez alone, somewhat away from the rest of his team
>he does some step overs to improve his foot work, i dunno lol
>walk over to him slowly while doing some dribbles
>i tell him "hey sanches, your shoes are open, be careful"
>while he crouches to tie his shoes i run up to him with the ball and do a rainbow flick over his head
>he gets so angry his face turns red
>yells something spanish at me
>laugh and go into the locker room with my team mates
shit was too funny
I saw once Rubén Baraja in the hotel where I used to work and asked him for an autograph for my dad
Hilarious, OP. Tell it again.
>>77272166
>thinks people will believe this
>>77272166
>so much effort for a shit story
I don't think Arsenal even trained in Germany since 2011 or 12
was it autism?
LMAO, SANCHEZ BTFO
>>77273938
Neither do most German teams.
>see a black player
>call him a nigger
HAHA XDDDD GOOD REAL STORY
I was reading the post waiting for a funny punch line. Confused that here was none.
>german humour
Does Takumi Minamino have what it takes to play in the Buli?
oops wrong thread
>>77274652
Decent work, 6/10.
Edin Dzeko comes to my city every summer, I drank a beer with him once
I went to school with a confed cup winner
>>77272166
Suuuuuuuure you did
A footballer on fucking 4chan
>>77277379
the campaign manager of trump posted on 4chan so it's not that hard to imagine small time ballers being here