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>>25372640
There's a reason why people wear those suits.

>>25372640
Also in the picture, what are you meant to be?

>>25372776
>>25372771
Pic ain't me, just some random pokemon fursuiter from twitter
I wouldn't wesr one of those things but I'd like to have a gf whomst would

Texan186

CFH817

kylelong32123

>>25373195


I've told this story to most of my friends and family.


>Be horny on a lovely March night in Memphis.
>I go on CL for potential shenanigans.
>See ad
>" Bored at work. Someone come fuck me."
>interested.exe
>Reply to ad with number and immediately get a text with the address
>"How long will it take you to get here?"
>Look up the address.
>"Be there in fifteen. BTW, send a pic so I can find you when I arrive."
>Get pic 6.5/10, cute, says she's Hawaiian, big flower in her hair.
>I get to the address. It's a bar, big surprise.
>I walk in to see exactly two people, one chubby twenty-something hipster dude on his computer, and one stunningly attractive (9/10) woman behind the bar.
>Immediately think, "She's too pretty, that fucker in the corner lured me here for purposes."
>Girl behind the bar says "Aloha!"
>I see the big flower as she turns to face me straight on.
>Jackpot.boner
>We chat a bit. I'm offered a drink. I decline. She invites me upstairs.
>Office that is obviously only used for storage, breaks, and fucking.
>Aloha (I don't remember her name) goes right for it on her tiptoes.
>She's 5'0-5'2", maybe 100 lbs, surprising curves for a tiny woman.
>Once naked, I see that she is covered in intricate, beautiful tattoos.
>We enjoy ourselves in a few positions. I hold her in the air and lift her up and down my cock, doggy, cowgirl, missionary.
>Half an hour later I pull out, rip off the condom, and cum on her tits.
>We proceed to spend an hour chatting.
>She's married. He knows. She does burlesque. I act. BlahBlah.mp3
>We get dressed and go downstairs. We chat at the bar. I say goodbye. Kiss on the cheek. Etc.
>I get in my car happy and start to drive away.
>Two minutes later, I get a text.
>"You forgot to tip. Was it a bad service?"
>And that, ladies and perverts, was the night I stiffed a prostitute.

invited a CL chick to the bar. she got there, looked nothing like the pics, nonethless i say meh fuck it, wont be the first fatty. go out to her car, she says she's on her period but still wants to bang it out in the car and that she doesnt have a tampon in. i declined and went on my way. gross

>>25373198
>"You forgot to tip. Was it a bad service?"
Obviously an amateur pro. You're lucky you got her when she was still a noob and was probably still into it like her first day on the job.

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Who the fuck would believe that fucked up story? That's just too fucking stupid and nonsensical, and
for that reason I'm out. Sage.

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>>25373101
there's all varieties of people. i never asked the girl why or anything, to be honest i never spoke with her again even though we were in the same grade.

but i got other stories. had a gothic dominant ballbusting gf that i broke up with and she kicked me so hard it knocked me out. then since i have a very influencial family, we pressured her family to move away.

then i met my wife at 13 and 15 got her into ballbusting. She is submissive so i still get to control it which is what i was missing from the goth bitch. and ive been with her 9 years since. so i got loads of stories between those two,

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>>25373093
I was never really into ball busting, but one day, my... she wasn't really a girlfriend but we had sex, stayed over at each other's place and hung out.

Anyway,
>she's watching video for nursing school
>we're on her queen size bed in her apartment.
>she's lying on her stomach eyes glued to a powerpoint presentation on her cell phone
>I lie on top of her and start grinding her ass
>She tells me to stop
>I roll off next to her and tell her to mount and ride me
>She says no, eyes fixed on her cell phone.
>I slide one arm under her and another around her, pulling her body on top of mine
>Our legs intertwine and I start grinding up into her
>she tightens her thighs in a vice grip around one of mine
>I start trying to grind again and immediately feel pain in my balls
>While I think she's unaware of how effective her grip is she seems content that I've stopped grinding
>I try to grind again, immediately hit with the pain of pussy pincering piercing my privates
>I lie there helpless as she watches her power point
>I squeeze her ass for consolation, but every time I try and grind into her she tightens her thighs, prompting me to stop
>She eventually releases and slides off of me
>I lie there defeated.

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>>25372933
Get the fuck to work cunt, they are paying you to work not 4chan. Do you want to get fired?

>>25372933
You're very cute. You'd be cuter with a shorter haircut

>>25372946
I agree, it looks like with another inch you could be a bearded lord farquaad

>>25372831
So nobody is gonna respond I guess

>>25372907
How big is it?

>>25372831
8/10 I'd suck it

>>25372016
Cut off your penis

Cured

>>25372017
funny...

>>25372016
Toothpaste.

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>>25363584
>>25363584
my friend's 11 year old sister put these wraps in my hair. i think that combined with the weird feathered bangs is pretty unique

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It usually look like shit but i've been told they're abnormally soft to touch

>>25363960
nah i just have a girly face

zugzug1, into big dicks and big butts

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>>25347519

Bottom in LA
Kik: spacepasta

>>25373023
no thanks

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>>25373026
This

>>25373026
Rip me :'(

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>>25372881
>femanons
good luck with that.

no shit kek

fuck they want a "headline" and description in just making the account, it was hard enough to pick one word or phrase from a list that describes me, now I can't even finish a whole headline
I want to put "Thoughtful and shy, looking for same" but I feel like "shy" will put people off
I'm dreading the description so fucking much
what do I do?

OK I decided on some things to put
fuck I thought about it for a second and now I feel paralyzed
OK I'm OK, still nervous about the description but it's entered now, I'll change it later

she asked for the size
:/ and she said she thinks it looks hot

>>25371931
There's no point. Mine's way bigger and prettier

>>25372212
proof it

It'll get better, anon.

You're a colossal faggot. Wife and kids? I have nothing except my blown out airborne knees, job, and 6 more years in the national guard before I can retire in constant pain.

You're gonna leave the navy and have a baller fucking job lined up and still be young and in shape, stop fucking whining or I will find you and steal your knees

>>25369059
Are you including the north?

I'm in limerick if anyone wants the ride

>>25369372
F preferably but I'll take a male if he's adequately twinky