Let's share stories of Craigslist Encounters. I'll

>>25373195


I've told this story to most of my friends and family.


>Be horny on a lovely March night in Memphis.
>I go on CL for potential shenanigans.
>See ad
>" Bored at work. Someone come fuck me."
>interested.exe
>Reply to ad with number and immediately get a text with the address
>"How long will it take you to get here?"
>Look up the address.
>"Be there in fifteen. BTW, send a pic so I can find you when I arrive."
>Get pic 6.5/10, cute, says she's Hawaiian, big flower in her hair.
>I get to the address. It's a bar, big surprise.
>I walk in to see exactly two people, one chubby twenty-something hipster dude on his computer, and one stunningly attractive (9/10) woman behind the bar.
>Immediately think, "She's too pretty, that fucker in the corner lured me here for purposes."
>Girl behind the bar says "Aloha!"
>I see the big flower as she turns to face me straight on.
>Jackpot.boner
>We chat a bit. I'm offered a drink. I decline. She invites me upstairs.
>Office that is obviously only used for storage, breaks, and fucking.
>Aloha (I don't remember her name) goes right for it on her tiptoes.
>She's 5'0-5'2", maybe 100 lbs, surprising curves for a tiny woman.
>Once naked, I see that she is covered in intricate, beautiful tattoos.
>We enjoy ourselves in a few positions. I hold her in the air and lift her up and down my cock, doggy, cowgirl, missionary.
>Half an hour later I pull out, rip off the condom, and cum on her tits.
>We proceed to spend an hour chatting.
>She's married. He knows. She does burlesque. I act. BlahBlah.mp3
>We get dressed and go downstairs. We chat at the bar. I say goodbye. Kiss on the cheek. Etc.
>I get in my car happy and start to drive away.
>Two minutes later, I get a text.
>"You forgot to tip. Was it a bad service?"
>And that, ladies and perverts, was the night I stiffed a prostitute.

invited a CL chick to the bar. she got there, looked nothing like the pics, nonethless i say meh fuck it, wont be the first fatty. go out to her car, she says she's on her period but still wants to bang it out in the car and that she doesnt have a tampon in. i declined and went on my way. gross

>>25373198
>"You forgot to tip. Was it a bad service?"
Obviously an amateur pro. You're lucky you got her when she was still a noob and was probably still into it like her first day on the job.

>>25373217
>i declined and went on my way. gross
One girl wanted me to eat her while she was on her period. Even more fucked up.

The thing is she didn't bother telling me what she really wanted until we were naked.

Promptly fucked her and left annoyed.