hey hi you're alone and you hate yourself come in here and receive zero validation and exacerbate your issues like you always do you lousy piece of shit. <3
https://join.skype.com/CAuE2qtfGr67
suck my cock faggot
This is my thumb
This is my index or pointer finger
whats keeping you from being happy
>>22995120
>inb4 anything other than yourself
>>22995120
no gf
Not having a girlfriend.
Hi guys! My sugar daddy had to run an errand and now I'm bored -_-
Look what I found! How does this work?
inb4 /sybiangeneral/
Timestamp and i ll answer
Timestamp!
Ok.
So get on it.
DRUNK DRINKING DINK THREAD
selfish encouraged shit posting imminent
Keep it civil keep it fun keep it cringe
>>22988649
>tfw i wanna drink and post but not in this fuckwits thread
where are all the good and fun drinking threads?
>>22988661
Make your own it's not like this board isn't 90% duplicate threads
Now keep your botching to yourself and go forth my child
i havent showered in three days and my vagina smells really fucking nasty
>>22987907
Show vagina.
>>22987907
pics
okay but it still smells fucking gross
Is my shit on okcupid any good?
Tips?
Anything to remove or add?
Also be advised that even what I have is very artificial, trying to be appealing to the girls
>what I have is very artificial, trying to be appealing to the girls
We can tell.
There isn't any red flags or anything bad on here, it's just a very generic very boring profile.
Perhaps you could write something more specific on your summary or friday night section? Like what would you do with someone who was interested? Where would you take them? What are you looking for (other than just to vaguely "hang out", do you want to netflix and chill, go see shows/movies, have a drinking buddy, etc?
Vague is good to some degree because it provides for a wider audience, but it gets to a point where you might as well have nothing on your profile because I still know nothing about you.
So my advice is basically just put some more personality on it. It's a very blah profile that I for one would easily overlook.
>>22987291
>foot behind your leg
Unless you are a girl, thats useless. But i don't think you are
>>22987291
Its the fucking internet who cares
>Beta as shit
Rate thread? Rate thread!
>>22985815
7-7,5/10
>>22985820
5-6/10
what about yesterday's rate thread? or the rate thread we just had an hour ago?
Like big preggo bellies? Love delicious sweet warm milk?
then this is the thread for you
Kitty pls come back
>>22964641
you do realize shes had her baby already?
>>22964697
I do. I'm also here for her milk vids
Kitty! I missed you....gonna hit us with a vid perhaps?
Gonna start another kick group for sending nudes. Anybody can join. Leave your kik name and you will be added to the group.
Jackdan699769
Siclif
>>22957098
iimadamm
1. All camming, 'rate me', meet-up, 'report in', etc, threads welcome.
2. All posters must be 18+.
3. No random porn dumps. Post pictures of yourself!
4. No asking for drug hookups.
5. Don't make duplicate threads. Use the catalog (try the search feature).
6. No contactfagging.
7. No signfagging.
8. No paywhoring, begging, or soliciting.
9. Guys, don't post your pics in girl-only threads (and vice versa).
10. Be respectful to each other.
ITT: Post your butts boys.
me first
>>22936849
Looks good. Plz show more
>>22936849
your ass... is kinda...
FUCKING PERFECT!!!
got snapchat?!
>>22936894
thanks
>>22936910
unfortunately not
Why is this board considered "worst on 4chan" and for losers here? On certain other imageboards it is the epitome of normieness
Are you just being falsily humble, senpaitachi?
Because of all the dicks probably.
>>22994156
It's the sex brah.
>>22994156
The constant male feet/dick threads, and the beta talking to female communications.
assumptions and rates of our rooms. also improvement suggestions.
OP's room is pic related
>>22993415
i assume the toilet paper's there for a quick emergency fap
1/4
>>22993415
>toliet paper right next to laptop
heuh heuh
You're a student. Pretty bare, but I like your bookshelf. 6, idfk how to rate a room. I'd put some posters or paintings up or something.
>>22993544
2/4
/b/ I've had some tumultuous relationships. I need a nice girl that's normal and educated/reads books. Where do you find these creatures?
>>22991756
We're around. Try a library? Although I don't think I'd appreciated being hit on in a library. Who is the pic, your ideal woman? She looks very down to earth and uncomplicated and naturally pretty. Good luck with your search!
>>22991756
Don't exist.
>>22991766 exactly, you can't hit on someone in a library and my workplace is male dominated.
I googled book girl.
How does /soc/ feel about giving up and paying for an escort to finally get laid?
>>22991206
Go for it. Done it several times.
LasVegasfag here. If you can afford it, do it. Every girl I've known has stabbed me in the back, and prostitutes are cheaper than strippers here. Just bring a gun if you're meeting anywhere but your house, and even if you are, be prepared to strongarm some fucking Mexican if you have to. These are Vagas rules though.
>>22991302
>strongarm
Da fuck you mean? it sounds like everytime you hire a hooker in LV you have to shot down a pimp, or at least scare him away with a gun.
Pls explain.