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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JytdPbDCUm

>>22939626
I was actually gonna try doing NC+SC to see if it would help. Probably not, though.

23/M/919
I drink, stream, play old games, whatever

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21/m/bi these threads never do well, but I always hold out hope. I'm just looking to meet some new people, no expectations. I've got herb, lsd, mescaline, mdma, shrooms and dmt if you are feeling adventurous. Hit me up ^.^

Kik: aaronweste

>pic unrelated

>>22939757

22/m/704

Steam, like Assetto Corsa?

>>22979687
Nice blog. Where do I subscribe?

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I've been depressed too, just started watching this dudes videos and they have cheered me the fuck up. Genuinely hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcoBDVXpdr8

On a serious note, guess what - you're young as fuck and you're probably going to get your heart broken again. You're most likely going to view this period of life as being easy.

Guess what, the world is massive and you've probably seen none of it. Your friend / ex sound like cunts, fuck them.

Have a good night

>>22979693
i laffed for the first time in a long time
thank you
i know you weren't trying to make me laugh but seriously thanks

i'm having a rough night

>>22976432
Whore

Either some broad with crippling insecurities, or some faggot who's compulsively spamming her pics

>>22963752
Her online name is Kitty, although her real name is Robert. She lives in Alabama and peruses the boards clawing her way to internet popularity .

>>22963853
This, it's this.

>tfw you killed the last one

sorry guys. here i go again

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qv4hBtqKkL

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Damn, you both are good at the guitar lol

>>22960788

Why you sound so sadd
Guitar playing soothing AF doe

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XL6rdF6dE1
Here's my face and my phone recording

>>22960918
Linked the wrong one lmao
Here's the right one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5FJJGr5li

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

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>>22979204
incredible
man of the year 2015
10/10

do u guys like my cat sweater
i like my cat sweater

op is david?

>>22979028
OP is not david

I have also only one real friend and then "friends". That's not really terrible.
If you can talk with him about everything like your feelings and sexuality then is fine.
And I never had a bf (gay and 19 search guy with beard brown hair and maybe blue eyes <3), but I think you will find your true love someday. I think the most people find they true love later.

did you swallow?

>>22978392

No. He wore a condom, but I let him cum on my face.

>>22978399
did you enjoy sucking his cock?

When I fallen in love with someone with this It wouldn't bother me.
But I would prefer a guy without this, because I don't know, it looks strange.

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>>22977033
Having a spotted dick does not make you special.

>>22977093
Fair enough, thanks for being honest. :)

>>22977117
Indeed. I'm mainly hoping some other people with vitiligo are going to post, because I think it looks cool and I love seeing other people's skin patterns and where on their bodies they have it.

Nice man bun and bud light, bud....

>>22976733
Excuse me, but as a man with a bun, that is not one. That is a topknot. Buns are for men with long hair, topknots are for faggots.

>>22976725
holy fuck that topknot is gay, buzz cut m8?

someone who doesn't make me more sad than i already am

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contributing to own thread

>male
>white supremacist
>assertive
>dominant
>slavic or germanic, preferrably with the accent (this is literally the best part)
>reasonably kinky and open to indulging my kinks that may or may not be weird
>alcoholic is great so we can get blasted together
>bit of a dickhead
>taller than me (i am 5'4-5'5) the taller the better
>broad shoulders and or wide hips/cute butt
>big hands that swallow me up with long slender fingers
>sharp features are mmm
>light colored eyes are superior but it depends on what suits you
>i really like excessive hair on chest and face and stuff but can easily appreciate less hair or hairless/cleaned up if it suits you better
>same goes with long hair that stuff is HOT but isn't for everyone
>won't expect to talk all the time/every fucking day/can handle some amount of space
>g-gets me off..
>will stay up late with me on weekends and chat about shit/laugh at niggers
>can handle me getting excited about finding new music and lets me spam him with it
>very touchy-feely or affectionate once you break though the rough exterior (i like to be touched. a lot)
>not turned off by me being a virgin/my lack of experience

>will probably never find but one can dream right

dark and spooky and smart and funny and outgoing
really dominant and tells me what to do bc i can't make decisions for myself
super tall super pale super skinny super angular and sharp
dark curly hair
i love sharp noses and high cheekbones
someone who likes art and literature and paintings and poetry and linguistics
horror movies and video games and novels and basically anything scary i just wanna date the reincarnation of hp lovecraft or like irl thomas ligotti

into really weird stuff, sexually
wants to do bad stuff to me
also wants to snuggle and bake cookies and play silent hill and watch martyrs and my little pony

idk
i will never find this dream boy
he is long gone
but a girl can try y'know

sometimes i get drunk and write non-ironic poetry about my favorite /soc/ regs

I love digging through my boyfriends disgusting dandruff head.

It's nasty I know.

>>22976689
oh man i feel that though
i always have an overwhelming urge to pick at my boyfriends acne
it's so gross i'm a gross person
he hates it

Dear M
Fucking communicate with me.

>>22976427
kek is that "M" an annon from this board?

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>>22976419
Dear OP,

you're a faggot

sincerely

Not a faggot

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>>22975972
I assume you don't get much sleep

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>>22975972
spends way too much time in the mirror