looking for a post-ironic gf
hey are you into mentally ill girls?
>>22987966
i can play u giles corey songs on my guitar
>>22988005
wow i love him u have a guitar? thats really cool can i see it? i love artists can u play Aeroplane Over the Sea ?
post a photo of yourself and your sun sign, and i'll tell you what tarot card is relevant to your life right now.
taurus
praise the sun
libra yo
gl hf xoxo
>>22984657
>my tarot card is that i have no tarot card and my life has no meaning
i knew it
MINNESOTA MEET UP THREAD
post area codes, age, sex, and if you like dicks or pussies.
320/21/M/Straight
>>22984211
Anyone?
612
21/F
Like dick, never been with a girl desu
>>22986830
763
27/M
what kind of dick do you like?
Trapchat thread
>things97
>Trap/25/UK
>>22982908
Yet another faggot thread
>wtf mods?
>>22982908
>Using Caitlyn as the op image
>>22982922
kek
>>22982908
post pic ?
Well, I made a horrible miscalculation when I moved into Grandma's basement. I didn't know too much about my relatives, but I grew up hearing that my grandfather worked for WBC. Naturally, I thought it meant Warner Brothers Company like who put the Pokemon on tv and stuff.
Anyways, I got home from another unsuccessful attempt to get a job, and find my grandpa rifling through my stuff. He had found my big black dildo and was holding it with tree clippers as if it were a poisonous snake. On seeing me, he threw it at me and pulled his Luger that he claims he stole off Hitler out. Told me if I didn't get my faggot ass out of his house, he'd shove it up my ass and show what the Nazis do to fags. I politely inquired why all these straight people want to shove stuff up my ass.
He got angry and rushed at me, accidentally firing in the process. RIP Grandpa's pinkie toe. Grabbing my black stallion, I ran like a bat out of hell. On leaving the house, II had nowhere to go, so ended up joining the company of vagrants making a home under the local overpass.
I will expand on that story at a later date, but the assistant manager at Dunkin Donuts is insisting I get off the WiFi and leave. Apparently I smell like a dirty gym sock, and I'm frightening away customers.
Talk to you guys later!
These topics are LITERALLY the best thing on soc right now
david here
I actually laughed so fucking hard at this, kudos. You've done a good job making parody me more well rounded, rather than just "hurr durr gay" and it really makes the humor much better.
Minor point: someone who had been in WWII would be at least eighty, probably closer to ninety or a hundred. Considering that most people in those days had children before they were twenty-five, it's a little unrealistic. Go for something from Vietnam, instead.
Of course, my actual grandfather is from the generation that was too young to be in WWII or Korea, but also too old to be drafted into Vietnam. So, yeh.
How many parodies are there? This one is on a whole nother level from the past ones
Gay skype orgy! Hey /soc/ i wanna try something out and put together a Skype call of all guys to have a big skype video orgy! Just a pic of your cock/ass/face anything really and your skype name and il add you to the group chat
RULES:
1.must have a working and decent webcam
2.must have a working and decent mic (if its causing too much backround noise and affecting everyone else you will be kikced)
>>22981200
Hope to see you guys soon!
>tfw no cam
This sounds fun as fuck though, I wish you good luck
>>22981346
thanks! the concept of a bunch of guys moaning and jacking off over skype is just so hot to me
Kik group chat thread
This is a thread for a Kik group. Post your username if you want to be added
Staarsquad
Thedrunkenwookie
Fuck andy
Frankwaldberg
Other one died really fast, lets try to keep this one up
WEEB THREAD
For all weeb needs!
>Age/Sex/Location:
>Text/Mic/Cam:
>Interested in groups?::
>Favorite anime:
>Favorite manga:
>Favorite visual novel:
>Favorite vidya:
>Other interests:
>Waifu:
>Contact info:
>Anything else?
>>22978666
Bump
>>22977202
Pity bump. There are some nice folk in these threads, so let's see if we can't lube the gears.
>Age/Sex/Location:
20/m/MS
>Text/Mic/Cam:
Text only; I live in the middle of nowhere and my connection can't handle cams and such particularly well. Further, my mic is cheap as shit, and my cam is non-existent.
>Interested in groups?::
Indifferent.
>Favorite anime:
FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Nichijou, P&SwG, Kill Me Baby
>Favorite manga:
Oyasumi Punpun (obligatory), Solanin, Nijigahara Holograph, pretty much anything Inio Asano, Blame!, Bleach, Azumanga Daioh
>Favorite vidya:
Killer7, No More Heroes, BlazBlue, Metal Gear Solid, Waifu Emblem
>Other interests:
Most of those 1438 artists I have on my comp (shoegaze, black meal, dark ambient, etc.), reading, writing, etc. There are more, but I don't see the point of an exhaustive list; get to know me if you want to know more.
>Waifu:
I love a good Tomoko.
>Contact info:
Kik: CaptainPunpun
>Anything else?
Looking for friends, not fuck buddies. Single and looking, but not desperate; I'm only a skirt-chaser if I know the skirt's worth chasing. Work's slow and I have a fair number of days off these days, so I have time to talk, and I could use someone to spend time with, share music, writing, yadayada. Let's see where it goes.
New Kik thread dirty/clean
All other threads are way to big now and outdated .
Kik : 1Jadus
22 / male / europe
Clean or dirty i don't care :) im straight though .
LF Female Kik Sluts. Willing to prove who they are with timestamps and whatnot. No catfish shit. Add me: Yttrium91
>>22969293
messaged you .
>>22969293
Not her
Ugly people thread
post your face ITT if you consistently get told honestly (not out of spite) that you're unattractive
>>22961212
nobody tells you you're ugly, you big fag
yup
it's hurts to think about how no one will ever like me.
Girls with pubes post ITT!
All girls welcome.
Show us whatever pubic hair you've got!
woo hoo
>>22958290
very nice
>>22958264
is this Aus?
Those are some nice pubes
Cali Thread
26/m/San Jose CA.
Looking to smoke 420 and mess around. Bi but inexperienced, JO bud would be ideal.
Kik mikeski.209
>>22954581
26/M/San Francisco
I have lots of nice weed and booze, and it would love some female company.
> tfw captcha is obsessed with palm trees
>>22954581
>>22954590
21/m/Oakland reporting in.
Down to smoke/drink.
Lf females and friends
>>22954598
Kik?
COLORADO KIK BREAD
719
Kik : newfandangle
>>23000478
I'm in colorado but kik threads piss me off so fuck you
>>23000489
I live where their is a lot of beer BTW
Just a dumbass in a diaper. Adult baby and proud of it. My bladder is weak and though I may piss myself daily I still keep going on. I'm gay,18, and love being humiliated. Kik me and call me "diaper boy." My kik is vergomike
>>22999746
Have you tried getting some more of dez in you?
Dez?
>>22999848
Dez nutz
Dear all,
Follow me on insta
instagram pellostyle
I hope to be in the right section, I'd like to shout out my instagram to share with you some funzies I found on kik.
I'm an ex 4channer or better /b/astard. That's why I come here to share the crap I post on instagram.
I'm 29 (fuck yer old), I'm a biochemist, I was a step away to conquer my PhD but I abandomned,
Please ask any questions, I'll be online for the next 3 hours editing the master thesis of a friend.
Just to start, I love you (see picture) guys for being edgy and being assholes and uninintrested person most of the time.
insta of pic:
instagram / p / _cXsRgk3IJ /
/p/_g8s5EE3hh/
/p/_g7Uh6E3vB/
How not to share pedo bear on 4chan
I'm so cranky in using 4chan is getting cringy.
classic forgot the pic