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>>25485490
I wanna suck it

>>25485490
This might make it harder to keep foreskin over the head which tends to look better. Because hands will be occupied. Anyways i rate you almost an 8
>>25485505
Almost a 7

That looks tight

Group is still open

>>25485294
damn bro did u steal my dick?

>motherless com/FF60ADE
me

>>25485294
One of worst combos you could find. Why not go in the other breads and just not get rated?

>>25484758
Where the fuck is this beach. Only fat old flabby gags at the 1s I go to.

use the catalog?

>>25484636
[spoiler] yes there certainly are**[/spoiler]

>>25484636
I was wondering the same thing. So they can read me stories at night and sit on their lap while watching a movie and it turns into weird ass roleplay incest.

>>25484673
I would very much like this desu

literally BUMP tho... Horny and down for whatever

22/M/Straight

Aryio122

Looking tor girl to swap with

>>25484618
Sad, literally sad.

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>>25484538
minecraft player

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>>25484549
Does blue collar work, nice eyebrows
>>25484538
Doesn't do well in social situations, nice jaw line though

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>>25484538
Owns a playboy collection, nice parted hair you look like an old timer
>>25484549
French rapist, good facial hair >>25484563
Business major, not many ladies can pull off glasses ;)

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>>25484291
>SERN
away with you, evildoer

>>25484314
We will come for you, mad scientist!

>>25484291
sadly, they rejected my application

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Wife and I want to share ...wife has 3-way fantasy with girl. Or pretend your a girl and I won't tell her. Don't ruin this for me.

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White
Rock
Guy1975

Same as above

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Come on ladies let us tell you what we have planned for you

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I'll go first and see if this takes off.
>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Florida, and willing to relocate a cute NEET girl, airfare.
>Your age?
28
>Your sex?
Male dude man (not a trap)
>Your preferred sex?
Female, preferably shy, affectionate, and socially awkward.
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET?
Make our home a happy and bright place! Use my Amazon account to fill the shelves with interesting books, cook tasty snacks, find cool Netflix movies we can cuddle up and watch, generally be an adorable best friend. Text me cute pictures while I'm at work, and I'll bring you presents when I get home. I really like to come home to a fun, loving, and happy atmosphere.
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
$80,000 - $100,000 annually.
>Contact info?
Kik: sm0rk
(that's a zero)
>Anything else salient I missed...
Maybe caveats.
I'm sure this thread is going to get absolutely shit on by 4chan's special brand of weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way... I'm fairly normal, though. I'll answer any questions through kik, above.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
provider

>Your location? Willing to relocate?

europe, would want her to relocate if we hit it off.

>Your age?

30

>Your sex?

male

>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.

female

>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.

that depends on the person, let's just see what works for both of us!

>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)

~120000€/year


>Contact info?

[email protected]

if i get some serious mails we can exchange kik or something else!

>>25463354
Where in florida do you live?

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Any tips? I'm not sure about the bio, but i thought it was funny

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>>25439266
Meme for completeness

>>25439266
>>25439284
Is being a doctor all you have in life? add some hobbies or something, man. I'm sure you're successful and shit but you seem boring af

>Age
25

>Gender
Male

>Location
305/786/954 (Miami)

>Contact info
Kik: spilled_beer
Skype: spilledbeer

>Picture
(see Kik or Skype profile)

>Bio
Work is so stressful that we only work four-day weeks and I spend most of my time off in bed. I like singing karaoke, going to dive bars, and traveling—preferably all three at the same time.

>What you're looking for
Femanons to talk to about how our days are going, maybe hang out IRL if we hit it off.

>What you're not looking for
The irate customer who told me he hoped I'd die from gonorrhea. He seemed to have anger issues.

>Describe yourself in one word
Wanderlust

>Picture (of reproductive organs)
(This image requires a 4chan GOLD account)

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>>25431023
>>Age
26 (almost 27 on 25th of July)

>>Gender
Male

>>Location
727/813
Sometimes St. Pete, Spring hill, largo and clear water too.

Optional:
>>Contact info
Kik: BasaraOnCam

>>Bio
The love of my life had recently convince me to follow my passion in writing and for the last 4 months I have been. Officially finished the draft of my first book while working full time now and I am proud.

>>What you're looking for
Just chill people to chat with, if you like to read I could also use another critic since no one has read my book yet. For all I know I might be a shit author who is better off focusing on my career in sales.

Plus it would be nice to start an email list, meet other writers and learn how to make it into a career.
>>What you're not looking for
Hook ups, creepers, etc. Just be normal and chill. I like to help people and have a high IQ so its nice to get into deeper conversations.

>>Describe yourself in one word
Awake

>Age
24
>Gender
Male
>Location
561/954/305

>Contact info
Kik: cooldude1784

>Picture
You'll have to contact me if you want one
>Bio
I'm a chill guy, live in Boca right now but my permanent residence is in Pines. I'm going to be down in Miami for the Metallica concert tonight though if anyone is going or wants to meet up after the show. I'm very laid back, open to almost anything and 420 friendly.
>What you're looking for
Someone to hang out with, hook up with, or idk anything.
>What you're not looking for
A sea of dick pics
>Describe yourself in one word
Chill
>Picture (of reproductive organs)
See above

>>25485436
Flat

hairy crack/10

>>25485436
Disgusting. I got a better ass than you.

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Actually let me start.

>>25484935
youre too beautiful, cant think anything else

>>25484957
Jesus Christ, and here I thought this board couldn't get any worse.

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>>25481601
Has played chess online at least once.

>>25481601
thinks elliot rodger is cool
>>25481613
spends more time ranting on facebook and anti-trump rallies than looking for a job
>>25481614
is a vegan and will get that point across whenever he meets anyone new