A thread for NEETs and financially well established persons who

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I'll go first and see if this takes off.
>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Florida, and willing to relocate a cute NEET girl, airfare.
>Your age?
28
>Your sex?
Male dude man (not a trap)
>Your preferred sex?
Female, preferably shy, affectionate, and socially awkward.
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET?
Make our home a happy and bright place! Use my Amazon account to fill the shelves with interesting books, cook tasty snacks, find cool Netflix movies we can cuddle up and watch, generally be an adorable best friend. Text me cute pictures while I'm at work, and I'll bring you presents when I get home. I really like to come home to a fun, loving, and happy atmosphere.
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
$80,000 - $100,000 annually.
>Contact info?
Kik: sm0rk
(that's a zero)
>Anything else salient I missed...
Maybe caveats.
I'm sure this thread is going to get absolutely shit on by 4chan's special brand of weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way... I'm fairly normal, though. I'll answer any questions through kik, above.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
provider

>Your location? Willing to relocate?

europe, would want her to relocate if we hit it off.

>Your age?

30

>Your sex?

male

>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.

female

>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.

that depends on the person, let's just see what works for both of us!

>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)

~120000€/year


>Contact info?

[email protected]

if i get some serious mails we can exchange kik or something else!

>>25463354
Where in florida do you live?

>>25463472
I'm in the 904

>NEET girl
>implying one of these exist who isn't already shacked up with Bubba exchanging sex for shelter

>>25463494
Bubba died from an overdose. She's on the market again.

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>>25463327
I seriously doubt I'll get lucky with this, but hell, let's give it a go!

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
New Zealand, and yeah I'm all good to relocate.
>Your age?
18
>Your sex?
Male guy
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Guys or traps
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Good friendship, relationship if we hit it off well. I'm pretty comfortable with doing some lewd stuff, and kinks or what-have-you I'll go into if anyone wants any more information. My ideal situation would be happy and comfortable doing chores around the house if need be, and comfy vidya with the provider at night. Perfect situation would be something with a garden so I can really throw my interests into it and somewhere where I can cook!
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
Phone bill. I don't really have any other subscriptions to anything. I've got enough clothes to last me for a while but if you want me to wear something in particular I'm down for that as well. I tend to live within my means.
>Contact info?
kik: unionzach
skype: zachharvard1137
>Anything else salient I missed.
If you have any other questions I won't be afraid to answer.

>>25463466
>>25463540
Thanks for piling on with your posts, guys! I have a good feeling about this... If there's one thing 4chan has going for it, it's a steady supply of clever NEETs and moderately successful people who love them.

>>25463558
You're welcome, OP. Hope you find what you're looking for!

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
provider
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
504 USA
>Your age?
38
>Your sex?
m
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
femanon
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Clean, maybe cook, sexy things, companionship, someone togo to shows and conventions with. I live in an apartment

>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
50,000 US


>Contact info? kik darko_6969

>>25463327
Interesting concept. I've always had fantasies of some young, straight, effeminate, vidya-addicted, weeb, alt-right NEET puppet master taking advantage of my closeted homo footlust to make me his financial puppet and keep me in chastity.

I guess a part of the appeal is that I find anybody who is a NEET or a general leech off of others (i.e. sugar babies, financial doms/dommes) to be infuriating, but the idea of succumbing to one seems arousing.

Oh well, I am in no way in a financial position to undertake such lewd ideas.

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Neet
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
ontario
>Your age?
21
>Your sex?
a real girl!
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
it doesn't really matter to me!
>What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
I'm open to discuss options. I'd like a solid friendship, and who knows what else if we get along.
>What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
I have all my main bills covered, so it'd just be for extras. Books, art supplies, video games, clothes.
>Contact info?
kik: warmdoe

how is this different from the sugar daddy thread?

>>25463630
I guess the only real difference is that the sexual orientation of the provider-NEET relationship does not matter. There is a huge clause in the sugar threads about no non-straight relationships. Not sure why it matters, just skip the gay ones.

>>25463637
That's a new thing though and not likely to persist. It was a knee-jerk reaction to gays and trannies who kept posting dick pics all over the thread.

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>>25463327

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Neet
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Queretaro
I would
>Your age?
20
>Your sex?
Male
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Bi
I don't really care
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
I dunno
In the last 5 days:
-was dumped by my bf
-was rejected by a person I thought liked me
-repealed my hooks i got

That last bit is important because im in Mexico and there are not many dating options for me
Because Im socially awkward and the only people I can connect that easily are males but there are not as many gays in here
So I waneed to broad my possibilities to find some companionship overseas
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
I dunno
I'll take anything
I was thinking of paying some prostitutes that talk you sweet with a fee each month but I have no money
>Contact info?
netaslichu #1560
[email protected]
m.me/granites.drunks.5
>Anything else salient I missed.
My friends say I'm like a 6/10
I had 27 hours of sleep this week
I'm OK with just talking lovey dovey but it would be better if one of us had the money to travel because long distance stuff feels like a teaser and blueballing

I'm here in case anyone wants to pick up the trash

>>25463630
I missed that thread in the catalog before I made this one... But it is kinda different, this is straight up a living situation and not necessarily the variety of the SD threads.
That, and super chill :-D

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET until the end of the year
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
UK, no
>Your age?
"18"
>Your sex?
Male
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Girls
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Will do anything over Kik or Skype, unless you would actually give me food and a home and a gym membership. I'd literally do anything for that except work a job :^)
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
Food and a gym membership. Nothing else.
>Contact info?
BigOlFluffer on kik

>>25463613
tits or gtfo.

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Neet girls are rarer but provider girls are definately non-existent. Seriously, 99.99% of women just vegetate and fuck. They don't make serious money and if they do they sure as fuck aren't sexually repressed enough to spend it on a man.

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
NYC, and sure I'd especially love to move to the country
>Your age?
19
>Your sex?
Female
>Your preferred sex?
Male
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Ideally I'd love to live somewhere I could garden and grow foods and herbs and such. It'd be even nicer if I could have someone to nerd out about plants with.
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need?
Some financial help would be nice, I don't have many expenses but I could use some coin for books.
>Contact ?
My kik is blacrabbit

>>25464485
are you cute?

I sure hope all the NEET girls moving in with people are ready for a healthy dose of rape and abuse every day.

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>>25464177
Oh shut up. I've provided for men before, as have my friends. Not that I like doing it.

Also maybe learn to spell "definitely."

>>25463354
Legitimately sounds amazing. Makes me wish I wasn't a student.

>tfw you will never have a cute provider to make a happy home for and snuggle up with

>>25464490
Adorable

hi... female here.
look at all these cute boys id love to take care of ..

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?

FILTHY NEET

>Your location? Willing to relocate?

CALIFORNIA and no

>Your age?

27

>Your sex?

Ugly


>Your preferred sex?

Trap

>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?

Just save me

>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.

Vidya


>Contact info?

Doubt anyone cares

>Anything else salient I missed

Nothing

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I'm single. I'm a girl. I'm 120 lbs, white, 5'4, B cup. Pansexual. Demisexual.

I currently do camwhoring and I'm not going to give it up (I NEED to make my own money). I don't do it live right now though because I'm too shy. I just started and I get about 1.50-2 dollars a min.

Here's my only ONLY requirements:
-You have no STDs.
-You are actually genuinely kind, gentle, sweet, caring, compliment me, are nice.
-You are willing to get to know me on a emotional level.
-You have a CLEAN house/apartment.
-You don't live with your parents (roommates who aren't blood relatives are okay). I want to do camwork there.
-You are willing to clear out a large space (can be a room or part of a room) that I can do my camwork in.
-Must pay for the plane ticket so I can relocate.
-Must be okay with me smokeing/vaping weed and know how to get it (I can pay for it).

MAJOR perks (not requirements but I'd LOVE for them to be fulfilled):
-Sexually submissive.
-Has common interests; anime, video games, Japan, art (painting), cartoons, fantasy & sci-fi.
-Politically left leaning.
-Understands mental illness. I have PTSD (childhood molestation and rape), agoraphobia, avoident personality disorder, social anxiety, OCD, and EX cutter.

I don't care about your appearance period. In fact if you consider yourself slightly ugly that's kind of GOOD because there wont be girls swarming around you. I consider myself slightly ugly and chubby too but still somehow many money camwhoring. I also consider really shy/awkward guys to be a plus because they are more attractive to me, they are less intimidating.

I will sleep with you for a place to live. You must pay for the plane ticket because I currently have no money but it will change soon. I haven't gotten my first pay out from camwhoring but like I said it's roughly about 2 dollars a min. I currently live in poverty, kind of like a 3d world country only in a really rural/meth type small town in Oklahoma.

Pictured is me.

>>25464716
I can talk on discord if you want to talk post your discord.

>>25464716
How does one contact you?

>>25464739
Hey. Post your discord? If you want to talk on something else I'm open to ideas.
>>25464725

>>25464748
gloomy#9864

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Maryland, if we really hit it off sure
>Your age?
22 in September
>Your sex?
MtF/trap
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
I'm pan
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
My ideal situation is a normal, attractive person with common interests (I like anime, video games, and music mostly) who starts as a good friend but blossoms into a relationship. Please don't be weird, please don't be hard to look at. I'm not picky but I have standards still.
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
All I do is mess around on my phone, watch Netflix, play/stream video games, sleep, eat, and smoke weed. If you can handle that then we're a match.
>Contact info?
Kik: charlottecherryxo
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm not gonna fuck your butt. I'm a submissive bottom so please don't hound at me like I'll ever be interested in topping. I have super super bad anxiety, please be able to understand that.

>>25464748
Email me [email protected]

>>25464716
I'm working on losing weight too.

>>25464775
I find discord is easier to talk on. Do you have that instead?

>>25464786
Yeah I do but don't like to post, I can share over email after a message or two

>>25464791
Discord is easier because its instant messaging and I don't really have a burner email right now.

>>25464676
post contact?

>>25463603
Hey, if you want to pay the bills for an alt-right guy who keeps you in chastity and you get to be at his feet then talk to me

>>25464803
It's in my original post >>25464485

>>25464851
hurr. durr. im retarded. I only have discord and steam though

>>25464858
That's cool, my rarely used discord is blackrabbit #7160

>>25464927
doesnt work
i give up bye.

>>25464716
I don't understand why you don't just post your discord?

>>25465026
Okay my discord is Opal#9820

>>25464702
Contact info?

>>25465106
It's up there if you really want it

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Rockford, IL
>Your age?
27
>Your sex?
Male
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Lady
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
As long as you take care of yourself, aren't complete slob, and willing to contribute any way you are able to. You'll have a wonderful time!
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
$32,000

>Contact info?
discord: cdrkeen#9047


>Anything else salient I missed.

>>25465226
How are you able to provide for someone on $32,000? I would not live with you.

I'm looking for a girl who wants to live with me. I'm male 26 and make enough money to afford lots of video games and an apartment. If interested Kik me at hiitsfelix

>>25464816
Do you have long hair and would you be considered effeminate?

>>25465274
Do you have discord? I'm interested. I don't have kik cos I don't have a phone can't afford it.

>>25465569
>Opal#9820

I have space if you are looking for it. A nice large house in a large coastal region in the US.

My discord is tangentloki#6411

>>25464716
>Opal#9820
This is my discord.

This is my PH if you are interested in seeing what I've done so far. I only started 2 weeks ago:

https://www.pornhub.com/users/opalnova/videos/public

NEET
Arkansas and of course this is a hell hole
18
Male
boys are my forte .
I'm comfortable with anything as long as you look decent
i don't need much financially. just internet and the base stuff.
My contact info :
sc: cocacola-ebola
kik: rhinestonereyes

>>25465682
adding on to it but uh i'd like a relationship more than anything . im one of those tumblr types. sharp jawline , anime, cute shit ,toompabeats , weed.

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>>25463327
And this is me

>>25465697
>>25465693
Meant to reply to that

>>25465597
If I go afk it's because I go for a lot of runs. Since it's so hot outside I go for many short ones and then cool down periods.

>>25465713
Also doing it this way conforms to my keto diet best too. So every time I go afk (which is a lot) I'm doing either that, attempting to make more videos, eating, or playing video games. But if you message me I will eventually read it. I read every message I get and reply to almost all.

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Huh, I guess I'll post for fun.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Ontario, Canada. Sure, why not.
>Your age?
22
>Your sex?
Male (but soon prob tranny)
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
I like dominant people, so I guess guys?
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
I just want to get away from my abusive family, so I'm okay with pretty much anything. Just no mutilation please (had a nightmare about that last night...)
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
Idk, I could prob get a part-time job and help with non-rent things. I don't like being a burden.
>Contact info?
Skype: fivewordsistoomany
>Anything else salient I missed.
I don't have many friends, so even just a friendship would be nice.

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>>25464609
Hmm I fail to see the "never" part... Follow a dream, anon!
I loved and lived with a full time student a few years ago, for a couple of years. She was wonderful. Moved out of state after getting her degree, and we had a quirky and fun home life in the interim. Very comfy desu

>>25465503
I do but I'm not straight baka

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>thread defibrillator
CLEAR!
>thump
BREATHE, DAMMIT!

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
UK Midlands, yes
>Your age?
Nineteen
>Your sex?
Female
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Male
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
I'm comfortable with anything (except some sexual things)as long as I can get along with the guy. My ideal situation is to be someone's house cat/wife, just want to sit around in my jammies making video games, make dinner for someone and be comfy with them for the rest of the night
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
I would need total financial support, however my dad raised me in a way that I'm scared to ask for things so I don't usually need to buy stuff. Just food and my phone bill probably. Maybe some games and clothes occasionally. I don't like asking for things but I appreciate being spoiled.
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm not super talkative at first so if we get to talking and I'm a bit quiet don't think it's because I don't like you, its just how I am. After I'm comfortable I talk more I promise!

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>>25466961
(Awesome OP here, I had to reboot)
Well dang I'm looking for pretty much this and I love that Anglo accent, but do they even let people leave the UK anymore?
I never know what they're doing because your government is always shitting the bed in various distasteful ways (no offense to you)

>>25466961
I just e-mailed you...

>>25466977
We can leave the UK! We just don't let people come in now hahah I don't really know to be honest, I don't follow politics very well (probably because they're always shitting the bed)

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Neet but not really as I would probably get a job or something as I hate living off others totally
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Louisiana , willing to relocate
>Your age?
19
>Your sex?
Male
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Guys not really but into girls
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
I'm not a provider but I'm cool with all of these
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Any arrangement really as long as it's not some 70 year old guy , ideally I'm going pretty into chastity do do the math
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
not really any as said in the first reply
>Contact info?
I doubt anyone would be interested

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>>25463327
>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Atlanta, GA, US, North OTP
>Your age?
41
>Your sex?
M
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Girl
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff
work from home, busy and looking for a house girl/woman to help out and cuddle
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
250k
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
pic kinda related

>>25464799
Use 10 minute email or temp mail anon

>>25463466

Shameless self-bump. If you're not willing to do a timestamp, don't even bother. I'm not willing to send money out to some 4chan neckbard who's catfishing.

>>25464816
Post face desu

>>25463809

Hmmm. Hello. Contact?

>>25467109

I'm confused. Are you straight but willing to enter an arrangement with a dude, or what?

I'm in TX fwiw. I'll do my own post in a bit.

>>25467645
> i'm a fucking retard meant i only like guys , not into girls

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Texas. Will relocate others, yes.
>Your age?
26
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Male. I'm open to gay, bi, or straight, just be masculine.
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Cleaning yes. Cooking would be nice. Companionship definitely. Cuddling. I'm not into buttstuff oddly enough, but other lewd stuff, yes. We can discuss details of this of course.
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
60k-100k.
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm looking for a house boy/boyfriend combo, I suppose.

>>25467684

Email me bro.

>>25463327
>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider?
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Midwest
>Your age?
32
>Your sex?
mal3
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
girl
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cooking and cleaning whilst wearing somthing but no panties so i can come in and have random fun...if you get pregnant i guess things get more real after that...
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok) 500k
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
>Contact info?
>Anything else salient I missed.
If I were super social i would just to a bar i guess...

Perfect thread

>Your location? Willing to relocate?
California, No

>Your age?
27

>Your sex?
Male

>Your preferred sex?
Cis girl

>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET?

Gamer/Weeb, Kinky, into kitten play and dd/lg, submissive of course.

Cleaning for sure, cooking if you can actually cook and feel like being extra good. Companionship, full ownership.
Basically all you have to worry about is being a good submissive girl/kitten.
Would be best if you have a cute/shy kinda personality.

Obviously not expected to have you be that way right away, I'm ok with a trial period see how it goes.

>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
$120k+

>Contact info?
Reply with kik or email, whatever you got.

>>25470075
I mean I won't relocate myself, but will relocate you and pay your transportation costs.

>>25467645

>Hmmm. Hello. Contact?
Is in my post

>>25467726

This is me (if ID changes), still looking for a male NEET. Willing to fly you down for a trial period, compensated of course. I'm very serious about this. I've had sugar arrangements before in real life (through seekingarrangement).

My ideal is some combination of the following, but I realize that no person has all of these traits (some by definition), so don't be disheartened when you don't check every box: tall, lanky, pale, white or Latino, virgin or otherwise inexperienced, shy, introverted, small to medium sized dick, hairy, masculine voice/demeanor (doesn't have to be in a jock way), likes cuddling/emotional intimacy or is romantic, likes anime and video games.

[email protected]

>>25470108

Somehow overlooked the email address, sorry!

>>25470116

You're nowhere near a provider lol you could barely import a Thai hooker.

>>25470113
Np
Mail me whenever you feel like

>>25464716
>makes $1.50-2/minute (i'm skeptical...but impressed if true)
>basically has little to no expectations for bf
>1100 friends on pornhub
>i can assure you 500 replies from this thread

guys (or ...girls?), just save yourself time. move on. you are not the one. you're competing with a million people. but i have a question for you. do you enjoy camwhoring? i mean is it better than say working shitty retail for less pay. genuinely curious.

>>25464716
KIK jacksleftnut
I'm already in the 405, Mustang suburban area, good neighborhood.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
>Your location? NYC, might relocate
>Your age? 20
>Your sex? M
>Your preferred sex? Girl

>
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation? My limits depends on the person.
NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? >I would love for a place in NYC or at least help with tuition
>Contact info? kik @solidjello
Ask freely anything may be open depending on lifestyle change

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Western washington, depends on how far you are
>Your age?
20
>Your sex?
male
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation? me just making casual conversastion,i am willing to cook, clean, and if you need a cuddle buddy i can be it. Please females only im not so great when it comes to men
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
just basic internet and a yearly subscrpition to psplus
>Contact info?
SirAaronII on discord

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>>25464716
You sound like a fucking disaster.

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
UK, maybe
>Your age?
18
>Your sex?
M/Femboy
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Dont really care, trap i guess
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Im pretty sexually needy and i like food alot despite being super underweight
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
I make a lil money myself being a top level WoW player
>Contact info?
kik trappyfappy
>Anything else salient I missed.
f or m provider idc

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>>25467237
based on some e-mail feedback, some clarification:

Not looking for a slave. I work a lot and need some help. No time to date people either.

Looking for something with some feels (eventually)

the butt stuff mentioned is on me, not the girl. again > pic related

I'm not bad looking at all, short but I have 25lbs I didn't have last year. Need some motivation in that area

I live a CHILL comfortable lifestyle, need someone who's going to compliment that.

House is nice suburban with many perks.

You would have your own room/bathroom as well. Furnished (bed, dresser, lamp, table.) If things work out might spruce it up a bit

Need someone with no sexual expectations, although I can eat pussy pretty well. Just need to accommodate my desires, esp at first. I am not a true sub though. Just FYI.

Not looking to hand out a lot of cash or gifts, although I'm not selfish. WILL buy lingerie for SURE. Place to live, internet and dates out, etc If things really work out, then medical dental etc if we are doing this long term.

Not an autist neckbeard. Just standard GF is not something I have time for, either in the looking or the attending to their needs really. Kinda unfair, which is why the (compensated) arrangement

Willing to adopt a cute British Neet girl if they are willing to live in air force base housing, own a big malamute...

>>25471399

I'm just glad that it's not just me who's getting weird e-mails. There also seem to be a lot of people who expect to get huge amounts of money for not giving anything in return, it's crazy.

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>>25471406
>I'm just glad that it's not just me who's getting weird e-mails.
they aren't weird and it's only two. There were just some incorrect assumptions and questions

I would consider an allowance actually but right now I am spending what I am making on my house. Plus if I am going to flat out pay for it I would get an escort. GFE for a few hours and you are done.

I really want a domestic environment that will allow me to focus on work right now. I just need some housework, and a bit of cuddling and lovin.

>>25471399
Forgot to mention I am not really willing to relocate anyone. It would be very difficult if things didn't work out. Kinda gotta have a place to go.

>>25471406
Not to unusual desu

>>25471424

That's right, it's /soc/ after all.

>>25463327
Are there girls that are actually like pic related?

>>25471399
>>25471423
If you're not looking to pay or relocate anyone, what is it that the girl gets out of the arrangement? A place to live?

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>>25471882
Free rent in a nice place, free food, free utilities. Potential for more if things work out.

I've had an arrangement like this once, and it worked well. I ended up paying for other things of course. It grows over time. I gave her my old car when I got a new one, and paid her insurance. Gave her a laptop and when we finally did split I gave her the bed in her room and I paid the deposit on her own place etc.

I helped her pay for some of her school as well.

It's not your traditional Sugar baby/daddy relationship but this thread isn't really either.

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looking for a cute neet gf so i can cum on her instead of my keyboard

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
neet
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
illinois and probably not
>Your age?
21
>Your sex?
cute girl
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
boys with glasses
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
limit is handholding and kissing most likely. i just want someone to pet me like a cat and call me cute
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
addiction to cute things
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.

hello ^^/

Holy crap how is my thread still alive guys what did you do
Literally the first thread I ever made

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>>25472067
Congrats

now let me suc u dry

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>>25472072
I remember you, one of the first posts
Did your week get any better anon? I genuinely want everyone to be happy but sometimes the universe doesn't feel like cooperating with me

>>25472111
I lost my virginity with a friend that wanted to experiment yesterday but he didn't like it that much so kinda bittersweet

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
S Carolina, yes
>Your age?
24
>Your sex?
male, femboy
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Guy
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
I wanna transition, I think I make a cute girl. Ideally I want a cute boyfriend to cook and clean for <3 dress me up let's have fun together!
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
Just some walking around money to go out with my bf with! and a phone, that's it I don't value material things very much
>Contact info?
pinkyoshi420#0114 discord
I got the same name on Kik too

>>25467726
>>25470109

Still looking for a male NEET to provide for!

Hello, i clicked on this board by accident. So you're telling me i can live for free in some guy's house and all i have to do is suck his dick?

>>25473674
If you are a cute chick, this is probably true

>>25470075
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
San Diego
>Your age?
32
>Your sex?
Male
>Your preferred sex?
girl
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET?
Nude housekeeper

>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
$170k

>>25470075
Faerietaledreams on kik

>>25472024
interested in friendship with a minnesotan? us midwesterners gotta stick together. im not interested in hookups (my gf might be offended).

i also visited illinois recently. i saw a dog. it was a good day. the end.

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET

>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Maine. I would be willing to relocate anywhere in the US.

>Your age?
24
>Your sex?
Man.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Literally anything as long as you haven't had surgery to mangle your genitals.

>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
I'll start with the sexual stuff first.
I will need sexual activity and intimacy
I am very experienced in anal sex if you're a male, both giving and receiving.
I have also been told I am very skilled at oral with both sexes.
I have very little sexual experience with women so I would have to learn as I go.
I am a very committed sexual partner and regardless of gender I want to provide as much pleasure as possible.
My only limit is anything that causes pain to myself or involves bodily excrement like piss or shit.
I also need intimacy during sex sometimes. You need to be okay with deep tongue kissing and near tantric activity, but I am not opposed to animalistic pounding or bondage play.

I also need cuddling occasionally. There is no compomise with the cuddling. I'm not saying I'm clingy or whatever but I absolutely need to hold and be held from time to time.
I trim my downstairs hair pretty regularly but I am still what one might call a Bear.
If you want me to change something about my body, I can do that with your commitment and help. I may even trap up for the right partner.

As far as living goes I can cook very well and clean. I don't have much experience being a homemaker but I know I am willing to do whatever it takes to try and satisfy my provider.
I am not picky. I just want someone to live and love with.

>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need?
I only need internet, video games, and my guitar to be content. Everything else will be at your discretion.

>Contact info?
I will only provide an Email if someone expresses genuine interest.

>>25473674
> live for free in some guy's house and all i have to do is suck his dick?
it's commonly called getting married

>>25476194
Yeah, no shit. The old-fashioned description of a wife was a NEET who stayed home, cooked, cleaned, fucked her husband and took care of the resulting kids. Of course, even back then it wasn't that simple, but that was the stereotype.

This thread is going back to the 50s, just with the genders of providers and NEETs opened up.

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Biggest neet imaginable
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Depends on how close we get and if I feel comfortable
>Your age?
20
>Your sex?
M
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Hot big sis, aka older girl, pref at least 3 years but dont matter that much
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Living with a cute girl in a cozy apartment where we can play video games and watch chinese cartoons.
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
As long as I have a place to live with someone I like I don't need anything special, I'd like a new PC tho but that shit's expensive
>Contact info?
Kik : Yung.mac420 hmu if you'd rather use something else though
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm really good at cooking and don't mind keeping the place clean as long as I don't have to worry about the monetary situation

>>25471669
Damn I hope so
I'm still looking for one, and when I find her, I'm going to love her to pieces and fuck her till I beat it out the frame

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider? Provider
>Your location? NYC
>Your age? 27
>Your sex? Male
>Your preferred sex? Girl
>Providers: What are your conditions? 3 bedroom, living room 2 bathrooms. Have a dog.
What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff. Idk someone to get along with and not do anything. Be nice
>Contact info? Kik omen_zazu

>>25477546
Also sure can help relocating.. not me though love ny too much.

>>25465766
>I just want to get away from my abusive family, so I'm okay with pretty much anything. Just no mutilation please (had a nightmare about that last night...)
Sorry anon, that sucks.

>>25465766
you should get an education and get a job that will help you get away from your family you retarded cunt

>>25478103
What if they're trying to do that though?
You don't know their life. Getting away from abusive family is harder than you think, and it's hard to have motivation when the people around you are like that.
If anything it sounds like you're the retarded one for acting like getting out of a bad situation is so simple...

>>25465766
Interested in coming to New Brunswick?

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET unless you wanna live off ramen in my car
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
UK
>Your age?
19
>Your sex?
Male
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Girl if you want it to be sexual, guy if you want someone to do regular fun adventures/ have a mate round the house
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
ideally have a separate room, up to being fun house mate who can also be lazy and just have time to do my own stuff, and whatever you want to do as long as it's not gay (no homo bromo)
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
Food, bed, water, electrics, some other stuff probably,

Lots of great responses in here, anons. If it works out for you, be sure to tell us about it.
OP back again. Updating
>>25463354
>>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>>Your location?
Wisconsin and Florida
>>Your age?
28
>>Your sex?
Male, dude, original equipment only
>>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Submissive girl.
I'll relocate you and move you in.
>>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Be my obedient little sexy pet. Cook meals and keep the house clean, be loving and eager to please. You'll be held down and fucked hard, early and often.
Emotionally needy and clingy girls are a big +++ and If you are, expect me to take ownership of you. I'm protective and I can be very affectionate. As long as you're a NEET and living with me you'll be collared and disciplined in creative ways.

live this life with me and I'm fine letting you stay at home all day. I'll handle the adult stuff.
>>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
$80k - $100k per annum
>>What, if any, financial support am I offering?
An account to handle the house, and a smol allowance for personal things.
I'll buy sexy outfits for you to wear around the house, and take you out on adventures.
>>Contact info?
Still kik: sm0rk
And that's still a zero
>>Anything else salient I missed.
If this gets you all bothered, get hold of me on kik and I'll tell you more.

>>25467726

Provider for male NEET. Bump.

I'll bite and see if anybody is interested. I am financially stable enough to accommodate this, my only concern is that it is really something I'd want to do. I guess it would be interesting to see if anyone responds and we can go from there.

>>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Potential provider

>>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Las Vegas, no

>>Your age?
34

>>Your sex?
Male

>>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Males (straight is highly preferred). Must be effeminate, white, have long hair (at least shoulder length with bangs), shaved legs and feet, no facial hair. For the feet, size 10+ with extremely long toes is an absolute must. Bonus points for being tall, having a large penis, and long fingernails with large nail beds. Age range is 18-20.

As for personality, must be dominant. Looking for a weeb who plays a lot of vidya. Alt-right views are a bonus.

>>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET?
I simply expect you to be my live-in foot master. You have full reign of the house and may do as you please. The only thing I ask is that I be allowed to massage, worship, and lotion your hands, feet, and legs daily, that you crush a majority of my daily meals bare foot, that you keep me in chastity, and that you trample and dominate me in general with your hands, legs, and feet daily.

Other than that, you may just lounge around all day and play or stream vidya or do whatever else while I wageslave for you. It's up to you. If you are interested in college, that could be discussed too. I want to provide for you and ensure you have every chance to succeed.

>>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
~$120,000/year

>>Contact info?
For now, just reply to this post telling me a little about yourself.

>>25481221
what the

that's enough /soc/ for this month

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>>25481221
Do you have a dog?

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CLEAR!
>bump

>>25464716
>Pansexual. Demisexual.
>wants Politically left leaning.

you sound like a massive red flag on so many levels. the only guys responding to this seriously would have to be mentally deranged

get educated.

>>25482203
dude, read the thread, half the people posting are demisexual

>>25479852

Sane provider for male NEETs bump, lol.

>>25464716
>>25482203
I wanted to say this but I wasn't sure whether or not to hold my tongue. This girl seems like she's going to play out that age old story: Settle down with some loser, build up confidence, then ditch the loser because he's no longer good enough. I mean, how can I not think that? She's asking specifically for a limp-wristed, left-leaning, spineless pushover to give her a house while she camwhores. It's literally only ever going to end in being left out to dry. I guess some people here might want that, though.

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This thread is hilarious.

>>25463603
>Oh well, I am in no way in a financial position to undertake such lewd ideas.
>>25481221
>I am financially stable enough to accommodate this
>I have a gross income of $120,000/year
Either I'm misunderstanding the first sentence, or you won the lottery in between posts.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
High functioning neet (i don't like to go out but will if given enough motivation)
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Usa, as long as the living standards are similar i don't mind where i live.
>Your age?
18
>Your sex?
Female
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
I don't really mind the sex of the person im with.
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Any arrangement is fine as long as im not being mistreated and the person im with isn't super pushy, i actually enjoy being around chill people
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
Phone, new games, playstation subscription, i like to get my hair done sometimes.
>Contact info?
Kik: brattysmols
>Anything else salient I missed.
I have a very easy going personality so someone similarly down to earth and nice would be good, overly dominant people tend to put me off massively.

>>25482595

>>25467237
hmu via mail if you are interested. I got mad at kik and uninstalled it

>>25482819
>16
lol

>>25463327
u r all fags lol

I'm a neet looking for a sugar mama that'd be willing to give me food, internet and a place to sleep under her bed.

>>25482819
Mods hit this motherfucker
>>25481394
It puts the lotion on its skin

>>25483029
well thats not nice.
not nice at all!

>>25464716
those love handles don't say 120lbs but okay

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Alabama with my parents, yes but only if you pay .
>Your age?
45
>Your sex?
Male
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Female, must be between 21 and 24. No fatties, single moms, or uggos.
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
I currently have a lot of living space, specifically the basement, so I expect a similar amount of living space from my provider. You are not allowed to contact any other man while you are in a relationship with me. You must be sexually submissive and must be willing to satisfy my many fetishes whenever I want.
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
I eat and drink a lot, play vidya on an amazing gaming ring, and pay hundreds of dollars to camwhores online a month. I will require significant financial support and a personal allowance for discretionary spending. I will accept no lower than a personal allowance of $50k/year. You must make at least $150k/year for me to be comfortable moving in with you.
>Contact info?
I require multiple timestamped pics first. No shitty angle shots.

>>25483122
Also, you must currently be lactating platinum infused milk from your breasts.

>>25483122
>>25483122
all of my kek

>>25483122
Here take all my keks

>>25483122
>>25483126
H-hi! I almost fit your description except I only earn $149.99k/year, and I lactate gold infused milk not platinum. Are you still interested? Pls say yes!

>>25483138
Gold milk bumps the income requirement up quite a bit. This should be obvious really

> neet
Buy me dragon dildos

>>25466961
West of East Midlands?

>>25463327
This is going to be hilarious.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Neet
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Moscow, Russia. Absolutely willing to relocate.
>Your age?
22.
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
For my situation, sadly, girls.
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
Although I realize that most providers are men, and I'm ok with cuddles and almost any non-butt stuff. I hope we will be friends. If you're a female, I really want us to satisfy each other in a sexual way.
Because of my current location we need to build our relationship through internet and then marry.
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
Internet, some vidya and crunchyroll (or any other access to anime)
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
All information here is true. Even if you're not interested in making me your own neet, you can write to me, I'm always open to making new friends. Or at least I hope I delivered you some lulz.

>>25484530
>Moscow, Russia.
At least your english is spot on. Kudos anon.

>>25484683
Thanks! That means a lot to me.

>>25464694
Bait?

>>25485065
Most likely.

>>25484530

Can you clarify - you are straight but willing to do sexual stuff with guys as long as it doesn't involve buttstuff? If so, sup.

>>25485393
Yep, straight and don't want to go "full sexual" with guys. I guess oral is my maximum if we really get along.

>>25485445
>>25467726
>>25470109

Cool. The above is me. Gonna shoot you an email. :)

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hello there anon - interesting thread. i hope this is real ;;
>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
socially awkward, autistic neet boi
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
south california, yes
>Your age?
21
>Your sex?
male (asian male, 5'6, 135~ lbs - i like geimu anime and comfy music
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
preferably a male robot* if a girl, that's ok too
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
n/a
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
n/a
>NEETs: What sort of arrangement are you comfortable with? What are your limits? Your ideal situation?
i don't want to be a burden, if you would like for me to help around the house i would certainly be willing to do so with household chores and even buying groceries if you're too busy
i have limits with personal space, i can respect your's and i would hope for the same in return - i am not expecting physical relations with either gender or of any orientation
ideally a room to myself if a provider would be so kind, access to standard utilities and a smol fridge space for little neet kun ;;
i am bury quiet boy
>NEETs: What, if any, financial support do you need? Think phone bill, WoW, etc.
internet access and bare necessities including water (and milk?) and cheap foods like rice, beans and instant ramen.
an outlet to charge devices
i mainly play games i can afford myself, ie steam or OSRS so no subscription payments
special provider bonus for going the extra mile - sharing vegetables
>Contact info?
discord: sukoshi#2726
kik: sukoshi_
>Anything else salient I missed.
that about covers it, although this isn't exactly what i had in mind when attempting to move out for the first time (live at home, no job experience)
i look forward to speaking to any provider willing to take me under their roof.
please consider me as a neet you would be willing to provide for ...

thank you ~