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A Top Scientist based in Japan has discovered evidence suggesting the initial runs of the LHC created a blackhole in which we are caught within its horizon where time moves infinite.

Scientist are back and forth with theories, some pointing out that there is no need to panic since we will all get to live out our lives and an infinite number of generations so long as we dont destroy the earth ourselves within that time.

Others are criticising the scientists at cern for completely ruining the chances for space travel out of our immediate solar system.

So the Fermi paradox seems true. A species who evolves up until a point is more than likely to destroy themselves as we have destroyed ourselves. At least we can carry on living on this world but it just doesnt feel right...
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>>7650344
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>>7650344
scientists recently discover that op is a faget
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>>7650344
Well surely a groundbreaking discovery such as this would be published in a high-ranking peer reviewed journal. Care to give us a link?
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Oh geez I read about this, this morning. I suppose it isnt that bad but still, we kinda fucked ourselves didnt we..
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>>7650344
>>7650344
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>>7650344
[citation needed]
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>>7650344
really gay if true
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>>7650344
Infinity doesn't exist.
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if this is real....
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>>7650537
Provide it?
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>>7650543
Provide what. Proof that infinity doesn't exist?

It can't be proven without being or having access to everything at once. Likewise, infinity can't be proven because you'd need to go on forever. Everything around us suggests finity.
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[Citation needed]
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Link to CERN's research to what you said OP? Otherwise you're bullshitting + it would be an interesting read.
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Nature forms black holes when certain stars, much larger than our Sun, collapse on themselves at the end of their lives. They concentrate a very large amount of matter in a very small space. Speculations about microscopic black holes at the LHC refer to particles produced in the collisions of pairs of protons, each of which has an energy comparable to that of a mosquito in flight. Astronomical black holes are much heavier than anything that could be produced at the LHC.

According to the well-established properties of gravity, described by Einstein’s relativity, it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC. There are, however, some speculative theories that predict the production of such particles at the LHC. All these theories predict that these particles would disintegrate immediately. Black holes, therefore, would have no time to start accreting matter and to cause macroscopic effects.


http://press.web.cern.ch/backgrounders/safety-lhc
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pls gib evidence
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>>7650543
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>>7648888
If this is true CERN would get criticism/trouble from everywhere on earth and loose its funding immediately.
CERN wouldn't shit on itself and neither would journals as they are all pro CERN.
Also CERN is a somewhat political thing too so the governments are also interested in keeping this a secret.

In conclusion, this is obviously a very well kept secret and OP is no doubt a very brave and courageous being for as much as giving us a rough notion of this possiblity.
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>>7650537
Wildberger pls go
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>>7650344
>LHC created a black hole
>It didn't evaporate. Instead, cosmic vacuum cleaner theory suggests it absorbed our planet without us noticing.
>A topkek Japan science man who didn't get the job at the LHC figured it all out.
>Big bad LHC has doomed us all
>Being inside the event horizon of a black hole obviously just means infinite time guise
>Of course we wouldn't be crushed by the propagating gravity waves as we approached the center.
There was enough mass/energy used in the LHC experiment to make a black hole as large as the solar system.

Gr8b8m8
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>>7650671
no
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>>7650344
>The LHC has already destroyed the world an we just haven't noticed yet.
Well that's definitely a "unique" take on those LHC doomsday theories.
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>top scientist
Learn the signs of bullshit. It will save you a lot of time.
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1st run of the LHC was on 10.09.08
(EU date format)
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>>7650344
This is BRILLIANT news, I had thought the earth would eventually:
Spiral into the sun
Be destroyed by solar flare
Be smashed by meteor

Instead, we are spread out on an event horizon for eternity... Thanks Cern !!! You saved the world.
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