Inaugurating

first

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

o'bummer

o'boo-boo banana boat bitch

technological apocalypse caused by a washing machine

>>5541487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD6yrmliSqw

circlejerk fags detected outside circlejerk containment board

>>>/r9k/

u heard em boys

yamero

vigorous n voracious

mondo gazungas

dig those old bells

show em to a candy shop

noige

>>5541466
dubby digits

>>5541729
so nice

spun sunday wives
on wednesday

>>5541731
doesn't make sense, too intetular

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shit monkey crap monkey its jsut shit every time idc come in like ooo its the avtr fig intrudnig on oure ritua l i say DGAF defense mecnhaism say dont give a hoot what ppl think about u just speak ur heart my grandma always sadi that d tha t

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more evidence that mank and emily watson are crap

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SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ITS RETARRD SHIT AND ITS ALL IT WILL EVER BE

>>5541732
shutfucvck up u buddy bunch fuckign extra fuck manke friend^

>>5541751
u alright bruh
>>5541735
you're always welcome here
>>5541737
emma roberts is best emma tbh
>>5541746
well sure

>>5541756
u know ure pretty alright yourself
wanta get some sodey pops and sipp agether sometimes?

ritual........ yeah...... yeah Manky ritual....
Me Manky ritual..............................deep

>>5541770
sure do you want to meet up at agent smith's taco stand
>>5541772
deep like the ocean

>>5541784
yes i do'nt mind if ure strangegender ok
smith taco smooth taco my dude

the ol' olney ale house

>>5541298
who the ACTUAL SHIT do yall think this is
im DYIN 2 kno!!!!!!!!!!!!

late-onset lactose intolerance

lotta FEMINIST stuff in this here comic... WHOLE lot...

Comorbidity Manky

>>5541857
otherwordly

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>>5541466
i want to fuck the telly monster all guys do he's the most handsome sexy boy me and the telly monster are going to double team a minor probably a ~8-10 year old girl then do each other in the butt

lanky lanky manky mank

>>5541466
guys haha is this a NIGGER???????????? hahaha

A TYPO led to Christian Bale dropping a dizzying 60 pounds for skeletal role in 'The Machinist'

What about Forrest Gump
Could be a typo, they said you were retired but they typed "retard"

answar maaaaaaay

happy birthday iphone

Jeje

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intro-doopety-doo

poop

>>5542542
poopity poo!

>>5542546
shit-ass poop-ass thread

>>5542550
they're here

the feisty troupe

>>5542557
off by Two
>>5542552
off by Three

>>5542559
off by Four and Seven respectively

>>5542552
under the floorboards

you are getting a bit touchy
humongous

hello mudda hello fadda

over there in them trees

>>5542566
ag

>>5542572
look in Google earth, they form a nazi sign

>>5542573
bussin out ma ruger on yall niggas asses

highly functioning manky

pretty fly for a chimp tard

>>5542586
doesn't ring a bell

ringa ring ringa ringa

babana phone

>>5542589
ding dong, ding dong yo.

am I one of those people who posts in introducing threads?

>>5542602
babane on her shirm :]

>>5542607
woud you like

>>5542604
classic mank. second to none.
totally imbroglio, totally shanifah, damn son, damn

only recently realized second to none means first

>>5542613
its a weird als fat

>>5542617
dont gotta tell me twice

babina oh myyyy o'brien

>>5542205
No i'm sorry this post has been rejected

>>5542394
ten whole years of societal decline

>>5542627
ten whole years of state backed non-productivity

>>5542627
misconception of the century

rare flingy spimmers for sale meet me out back the carl m. freeman auditorium

250 jurors dismissed selection for MANKY trial

what does it mean to you

>>5542636
various things

noigles noigles noigles noigles

ashapoopy poop-pap

life of a hustler

yakki kakakake

THE MONKEY!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5542668
HELL YEAH

coco shamonge

coco pommel

>>5542685
a pommel du cacao

beef tacos beef sweef tacos

>>5542692
senior huevos

>>5542694
Let's all go on down to Puerto Rico

>>5542695
literally never

All the hot pinatas are down los Puerto Rico way

I wish they all could be Puerto Rico girls

>>5542703
Swedish girls are better

>>5542705
Better in what way though

They got mo' betta' butta'?

>>5542710
They're amazing <3

>>5542720
I'm aware that Swedish women are very aesthetically pleasing however do they possess the firey soul and spirit of the Puerto Rican woman?

>>5542721
Puerto Ricans have no souls.

>>5542724
I know some Puerto Ricans that would strongly disagree with you

>>5542729
I know some Puerto Ricans that would agree with me.

Eyy a quoji alongo

PUERTO RICO, MY HEART'S DEVOTIOM
LET IT SINK BACK IN THE OCEAN

>>5542740
whoa, 2 rude, dude

>>5542743
ma'am*

>>5542746
I LIKE THE ISLAND MANHATTAN
SO SMOKE ON YOUR PIPE AND OUT THAT IN

>>5542746
be my gf

>>5542749
should have asked me in 1961

>>5542754
what is a 70 year old woman doing in my thread

Is she from Barcelone

>>5542761
San Juan

Or perhaps Ecuador

>>5542766
MY LIL PUERTO RICAN LAAADAY

>>5542769
:3

>>5542775
Would you be my date to this ball this Saturday's eve

>>5542777
Saturday is not a holiday, it doesn't have an eve

>>5542780
No it's just a day of the week, and every day has an evening.

Personally, try the Rhode Island buffalo wings

>>5541466
i want to make brazilian soup with him

>>5542800
Monkey is a great chef, I'm sure the two of you could cook an amazing soup together.

>>5542800
wear his gregorian pants

>>5542803
yes i want to make sopa de macaco with him

>>5542810
Oh yeah we already talked about this.

>>5542810
more like s.o.p.a. de macaca

>>5542817
more like Soda de macaco lol

more like le caca du sweaty barrels yon monkey-fu

>>5542813
hell0 :))

>>5542813
hell0 :))

>>5542833
>>5542837
sup

now you're cooking with petrol

woo woo

classy

>>5542922
nice twos

>>5542926
22 classy

"Loved every minute of it!"

>>5542938
farted on a peanut

I can't believe it. This bitch just came into my thread and farted.

Unheard of.

>>5543006
What the fuck who does she even think she is Emma Stone or some shit

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>>5543023
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2CQeP0DxtwM
You called?

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>>5543023

lol did they fucken kidnap his twin brother

stupit idiet luvv

>>5541466
are you mocking me

"I'd like to find the weasel who threw that dime in the tip box!"

sampson simpson

randy marsh marshmallow

oh shit theres only thirty days in june oh FUCK

>>5543254
at least you have internet

you dumb fucking broad

barber • ism

morals & dogma of the ancient & accepted MANK

Sweet champion of the morning

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

eggo teegi

it leave never would you, you show could i if

>>5543495
He would kill us if he could...

>>5543498
everyone in his life would mistake it as love

>>5543498
Truly a monster

>>5543498
dog dammit i said it wrong

FUK u lucy

Lucky Poopsy

wonder if that fellows Manky Hat shipped yet...

>>5543510
i bet it did

>>5543515
jelly as frick

>>5543522
dubs tho

ababalonde

y'boop

>>5543616
yip

>>5543611
ohhhhhhhh YEAH?

wee kapoopalo

ichi ni san

somethigns wrong somethings very wrong

>>5543649
postrate is through the roof

maybe it's old bellitiquando

and ice cream lad perhaps

perfect moment to Mold the Manky Panky but by god i've got nothin at this particular Junction

But not Daggy O'Briskets, none for him
>>5543671
read a book

tend to your garden

show an ice tiger how your blossoms bloom

Yeehaw Junction

>>5543703
Wait, since when?

>>5543687
which. Which!!!!!!

>>5541466
a doouble

Good writing should plant a MANK in your mind, and then doing something you wouldn’t expect with that MANK.

>>5543710
any of them they're all good
>>5543711
hey you also got a double

>>5543707
december

>>5543719
wake me up

>>5543718
horsesh•t. is there a circle jerk website for boox like last.fm for music & letterboxd for movys? goodreads? 'that where all the snobs hang out? post yr goodreads acct pls

turn on them platters of margerine

>>5543728
way to inadvertently make me think of impending death again

>>5543738
it's going to happen one day, get ready for it

zoroastrian temples are your only salvation

think MrMank h8s me now...............

engaging Vengeance Mode aha jk

>>5543751
how would you feel if some insane person was desperately trying to find out your personal info

>>5543756
WOAAAAAAAAAH... MRMANK? sounds like windsor possibly. alrite two hundred posts in & we're BREAKIN CHARACTER ~clapperboard SMAP ever1 scrambles 2 craft services chatter ramps up~ so, deffly windsor. seems like windsor. mrmank knows this is not the case. typical windsor buttin into MY business NOT not NOT his !!!!

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>>5543760
no.

belliquisando jarborbarams

iced quolies

>>5543764
hmmmmmm yea no ponly yea. ponly yea deffly yea u. yea u deffly. also im -- AHA im -- im comfirmt smarter than yall no offense. literal geniouse. not just working memory but like -- PRACTICALLY in the REAL WORLD, making stuff HAPPEN, kinda smart. navigating the Trenches & ending up in a Figurative Penthouse. dont dout it

reltch

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>>5543775
IT AIN'T ME

woulda paid the damn fifteen dollars on that stupit website if i gave a sh•t . litterly only 2 things needed 2 be revealed in order for me to cracc the case the way i did . #1 upon posting a 'rare mank' he revealed the county he was in at the time, which gave a clue as to his state of residence & #2 the comfirmation that he wrote into that particular comic more than 1ce after the mtv series premiered which was really the CRUX of the revelation. i was intersted in the COMIC, & COINCIDENTALLY was able to solve the Manky Misterie. 'tswhat happens when ya Rub Shoulders w/ a Cunning Fellow like myselve

see it said aborted cause i was gonna embed that in a 'hidden' tag and it SAYS aborted but it DIDNT fucking abort so dont show me the FUCKING aborted message unless the post is ACTUALLY aborted. f•ckin thing SUX

>>5543785
ok but why don't you leave me alone because i am obviously uncomfortable with all of the things you're doing

>>5543790
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "ALL OF THE THINGS"?????????? u said ama about [redacted] NOT me !!!!

>>5543793
so it's going to be like this now

i knew that day that something had changed. i felt very uncomfortable, the way things had changed that day. sounds like yall both have a reason to GET OUTTA me MANKY thread AHAHAHA manky ALL MINE

>>5543796
yea u CALL ME INSANE? LOL U CALLING INSANE?????? how can u MAKE such a DIRE mistake in the year twenny seventeen? even WINDSOR knows better

>>5543799
well you clearly are

cant be CORDIAL with MANKY ANYMORE?! then WHAT IS MANK!!! WHY MANK WHY ME! my ONLY SOLACE, DASHED. my Hopes, d--- DASHED. EVERYTHING DASHED

>>5543801
litterly how, fag. you spent the better part of a sunrise muttering literal gibberish in this thread. mind explaining that bizarre behavior? @ the ripe old age of literally-halfway-thru-ur-life? yea. yea so yknow u aint 1 2 speak.

>>5543804
lol takes one to know one

im like-- SOCIOPATH insane. the COOL insane. not the "f•ck's this guy even doing" insane. laaaaaaame

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k so manks permanently JANKED then. TOOK long enuf. ay facking hayt thaaaaaaaaas

>>5543807
lol me too

>>5543810
yea u wish dontchu. ur the infp rite? pf yea good luck

>>5543813
thanks, you too

>>5543815
no, NO. infps are incapable of Sociopathy in the way MY type is. get ur OWN super power

incapable ... in the way my type is.......
incapable of sociopathy ... incapable of the sociopathy that MY type is...... capable of? yeah. yea somethin like that

>>5543818
i am the ultimate puppet master

>>5543821
are you admitting to having a mental disorder right now?

>>5543823
sociopathy is part of the Human Condition some of us just UTILIZE it more effectively. na no lol u THINK U TAR BABY? lol u think u mr Master Tar Baby? boil-bubbling in the sun thinks he is Manipul8ing the n8ure of the MANK. pf, think again. and also, if am lapin????? if me, i am lappin?????? get let at brier patch @ end, bitch :)

lol. lollin @ maselve what else is new. i just love that cadence at the end with the smiley and the bitch is so funney 2 me

>>5543829
Clever, but not clever enough.

>>5543832
THE LAPIN??????? WHO THE LAPIN????
well im LAPPIN' u rite about now that's 4sure. heh. wew heh. i thotta that analogy before i recognized the 'lappin' wordplay. maybe it was subconscious. i dont FEEL like going back to the DAMN fable to INTERPRET how the lapin was not CLEVER enough. lapin is SET FREE!!!!!! lapin wins! tar baby stays Rubber Smellem Stinky goopy binsh melting in sun, stupit !!!

>>5543835
Excuse me, is there a point to what you are saying

next mank round?????? maybe peace can be made. there is STILL a STANDOFFISHNESS tho. a STANDOFFISHNESS that i fear will NOT dissipate anytime soon. gosh im such a harmless fellow calm yr bun

>>5543838
Gosh, maybe.

>>5543837
yea, is that, ........ i'd RATHER BE THE LAPIN than the IDIET FOX. sh•t i forgot about the fox. the fox is the one behind the tar baby, that's rite. well. lapins cuter than fox. and fox is spendem all this time constructem tar baby to try & frick with Lapin. lapin carefree lapin going about his business. much rather be Lapin than idiet fox. cue Windsor post bout a sexy fox just get it the hell over with altho he seems to have tapered that meme off as of late

>>5543844
oh god don't mention the fox what are you doing

>>5543845
welp yknow i accounted for the consequences its the least i could do

>>5543846
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5543790
so aw. so ultimately aww. awwest post mrmank ever made. "DOING" lol like im DOING something. n•gga runs outta milk, MUST be sparlen rite! lol not doin crap

smaougey smaougey smaougey ~faster & faster increasem speed til Take off like helcopter~

>>5543848
you're posting little snippets of things i wrote and looking up my family members it's pretty creepy you understand this right

>>5543854
woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow rude. raoooude~!
na pf that all hapent within like 30 minutes of me finding out. ok maybe first couple days aha. but never dug deep. never dug too deep. those online databases should be frickin illegal

only ONE smippet gosh. MODIFIED smippet. smip urselve. u cut btw? u smipped ur boy-zone by any chance?

>>5543858
yeah but for what purpose, do you understand that knowing me in this context you know me better than most people in irl life

pronley tryina simulate a emly butte

>>5543863
REALYYYYYYYYYYYYY
lol same with windsor
it was just a visceral curiosity really
& really thru reading my posts it goes both ways
& yknow you introduced for so long and ya finally got introduced lmao.
litterly laffin @ that
thats funny rite lol cmon thats a lil bit funny

n•gga talkin bout "introducing" for three years & he's surprised when sh•t gets introduced ahahahahahhahAHHAHAHHAHAHAH o man im giggley cause thats like-- not ironic more like the opposite of ironic

but why are you so preoccupied with who i am instead of what i'm saying

not a maniacal laff btw thats just--
its just funney when thot of in such a way

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>>5543873

>>5543880
uhhhhhhhh... im really not preoccupied but i suppose the subtle hints towards your hometown & such are a bit much. i should consider that they have more meaning for you than for me, & so it makes you uncomfortable and i am not being empathetic enough. also i like best when u tell storie but you're probably less likely to do that now. and so im stuck with the jingy mongo. and so its like they say if u play white noise in headphones and put halves of ping pong balls over your eyes you start to hallucinate. cause there's so little actually going on that i instinctively seek to find patterns and meaning. u feel me? im -- i want to fix this let's fix this i fixed things with windsor last nite let us also fix things pz be upon u

>>5543891
you did not answer my question at all

>>5543897
why am i preoccupied? in general i am not preoccupied with it. it does serve as inspiration for jingy-mongoish posts that appear as nonsense to everyone but you. and so i repete im NOT preoccupied. we're having this discussion now because u are saying u are uncomfortable, so i am now preoccupied with this line of questioning that u have initiated. and i think its an IMPORTANT POINT that the "what you're saying" does not open up any sort of dialogue. you're not actually saying anything, and that's the point. so it's difficult to be "preoccupied" with the jingy mongo when there is not much to WORK with, G•D

"candy gram 4 mongo" we GET it windsor yr movys suck SHIT my dude

>>5543907
i mean if you're not going to answer me or engage with what i'm asking then we can go back to gibberish and stuff

>>5543921
can you rephrase the DAMN question or something, im explaining a CONCEPT that might not be as SIMPLE as you want it to be so maybe REPHRASE the QUESTION given what IM trying to get across to you.

>>5543922
i'm telling you one thing and instead of acknolwedging it and explaining it you are denying it and trying to change the subject

>>5543929
see so you're "telling" me now. ok so you're trying to get me to admit that i'm preoccupied with it, when really i have hinted at a town with thirty thousand people in it a couple of times, a town you no longer live in. so two or three posts out of my seventy submissions and now you're FORCING me to acknowledge something. you're not asking a question, so dont pretend to

>>5543933
you are constantly trying to find out personal information about me and windsock, this is a fact. i'm asking you why this is so important to you and why you can't interact with us without knowing who we are in real life

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>>5543939
>windsock
Good! We must find him!!!

>>5543939
'constantly trying to find out,' what utter bunk. might seem like that to u, but i am not seeking out anything more than a simple google search provided me in those first few hours. and most things i know about windsor were told to me in the Discern, during the course of fairly normal conversations. why is it important, i told u it's a visceral curiosity that i dont actively try to satisfy. i GET that the references are making u uncomfortable so imma CUT it out. have i REFUSED to interact unless i knew things? no... is it an ELEMENT of MANKY that we could do without? sure. and do without we shall. just, yknow, dont talk sh•t, simple HUMAN DECENCY that you're slightly more compelled to abide by now, ooh gosh forbid

>>5543951
windsor's a bore, let him stay lost -greem shern-

>>5543951
alright we good

>>5543956
tilde's too Cuty for u eh? ~

Now tell ME a story!!!!!!!!

>>5543960
that was never even a factor you queer

>>5543966
a factor? wat? shaddap ~

>>5543964
looking at all these houses in captchas gives me flashbacks to me walking around neighborhoods the past 2 days, putting flyers inside ppls front door handles

>>5543971
interesting, i went outside today and checked the mail. there was some mail in there. i looked around the neighborhood cautiously then returned indoors

>>5543964
ermmmmmmm- yeah. yeah ok. a story. .....hmm. gimmy a jingy mongo to jog a random memorie
>>5543971
awwwwwwwwa vector marketing? hah gotem

>>5543975
tell me about the time you were in tennis camp

>>5543975
didnt got shit

>>5543978
tennis camp.... ok... hm... camp. yes camp. we used to wait in the tennis courts in camp for our pairems to pick us up and they'd give us those weird ice pops in the paper tubes. but by god i cant think of an interesting story from camp... hmm.. i mean-- 1ce when neopets was all the rage we were in the computer lab and i didnt realize other ppl had neopets accounts and the IP's were getting mixed up so ppls were seeing other ppls accounts when they refreshed pages. so we were walking out afterwards and someone was like 'remember that 1kid who had a pet called [redacted]? ~snicker~' & iwas like SCUSE ME THAT WAS MY PET. so ... yknow. that's erm... that's that story for ya.

>>5543982
yea summer jobs for Kidz awwwwwwwa

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>>5543988
as a tennis fan are you exited to see the next tennis movie coming out

>>5543994
not a job

>>5544002
maybe if it wasnt emly cause emly s'posta be sexy not lesbien chunky dyke binsh but that poster's aesthetic as frick i cannot tell a lie

>>5543988
I never had neopets, the closest i had was that Sonic game for Dreamcast that had the pets you could raise on the VMU
>>5544002
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

>>5544006
community Clubhouse duty AWWWWWWWW so cayot

>>5544011
no cunt

>>5544015
then its probably stupid no offense

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never considered a compression pedal but by god now im thingken it mite be a good idea

>>5543964
Also I shaved my legs"

been sayin by god a lot recently...
gotta retire it before i wear it out

kaaaaaaay janked the mank again whats new. mrmank said we good tho. let's see if that HOLDS UP. 'feel bad. feel a lil bit bad. manky in the Trash Can. manky afforded me some Valuable Life Lessons at the expense of two Fine Gentlemen......... shame. im ashamed. shame on me

>>5544026
have you noticed how the english language has that weird thing where certain phrases/words are super popular and extremely overused for a while and then never used again

i want lewd tennis upskirts of emily's sexy butt
and i want them soon

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you know marge they just keep bumping that dang tranny thread!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5544039
we're fine, please relax

>>>/qa/1426808
https://desuarchive.org/qa/post/1426867/
ha

>>5544053
have fun with that lol

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LOL called him a schizo
shits funny meng

>>5544044
yea....... yea sometimes there's a chart on google that shows the popularity of words & phrases over the past hundred or so years. pretty fascin8ing

>>5544059
People obviously don't understand what schizophrenia actually is

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>>5544069
It's funny because they're so ignorant but also trigerts me a bit because my brother is literally(etc etc moody tangent of anecdotes).

Also boards like qa and adv are simply dripping with people doing impressions of intelligent people.

>>5544071
/qa/ is literally a containment board for ban evaders and spammers

>>5544073
thats why i post there at tiems lol

>>5544074
I post there because I remember

all i do is Wynn Wynn Wynn no matta wat

>>5544112
you're a lizard

i basicly calt a truce but there was a bit of a Bacc-log that hadda get taken care of u kno how it is

>>5544117
wh---HOW U MEAN
WAT

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>>5544117
No, frog.

i feel like its like calling sum1 a snek but like a extreme version. like sorta calling me a sociopath but going above & beyond & really triny drive the point home using only a single word. WAT HE MEAN???????

>>5544143
you said it yourself if you needed to prove insanity in a case you could easily use the archives of these threads to prove it

Looks like they deleted your posts, Sparkles.

>>5544122
always with the damn kombucha . . .
somethin tells me drinkin that stuff too often aint healthy

>>5544162
looks a whole lot like that doesnt it lol guess again

figure the mythos is more interesting that way

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>>5544167

k we've reached full JANK not gna lie

>>5544170
.......k you dont get it

>>5544175
But you're "wynning," right?

>>5544180
all day every day

guess a second time why dont u

>>5544165
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/84178467/#84186169

>>5544182
Time Twins :)
>>5544180
uhh... i mean, i was just goin for a jingy mongy type dealio there.
i suppose that was subliminal cause u got NAILT triny talk sh•t

>>5544186
y'happy now?

gosh im glad this Manky is going down the crapper ........
2maros a Brand New Day

>>5544182
>>5544190
I think someone's mad people don't tolerate you outside of your containment thread.

Enjoy your schizophrenia. :)

>>5544199
A new day to make the same mistakes

>>5544199
of sun

>>5544201
.... WAT? dude I DELETED the posts holy frick ur dumb

>>5544206
Sure you did. :)

>>5544209
yea i actually did i was surprised i could delet them all i thought it wouldnt let me. but erm, yea, whatever helps ya get thru tha day. didn't break any rules or anything

>>5544203
gosh willin
>>5544202
....i KNOW right? should i just POST PONE and take a MONTH LONG VACATION? it just feels like a waste of money cause of the Pass & whatnot but my Mental Stability is counting on it...... will consider

>belief that an ordinary event has special and personal meaning
wewmank

>>5544212
I like how you're starting to speak in more comprehensible sentences to defend yourself. That's cute.

Stick to your containment thread.

>>5544215
Dude that's the same problem i've been having... like you paid for this thing to use on 4chan it seems like a waste of money to not use it every day. Fucking ridiculous I should have taken at least 3 breaks this year

>>5544215
post enly on a board where it's considered off topic and get banned that way

>>5544220
lol who ARE u even? some fag from that board? yea yr not familiar enough with ma schtao (style) to know the range of normalcy when it comes to my posterings. i suppose i did start typem correctly to, yes, defend myself. defending myself is one of my hallmarks, i do it way to freakin much. believe that guy when he sez im fairly self aware

oh god i meant too
TOO

>>5544224
lol why, to defend yr fair maiden's honor? ponie's way more potent although it seems the mods have been lax lately. it's worked for me a few times before

>>5544222
h'haaaaaaa mrmank? hell yea... and U got a DISCOUNT, i didnt!

>>5544232
I think I paid full price... hold up
*checking records*
yeah i paid full price

>>5544239
oh... u sed was krismis sale. buuuunk

>>5544242
i think you just assumed that, i bought it right after christmas when hiro did that silly poll for (You)s

>>5544246
mmmmmmm.... 1day imma link u the post that proves u a lier. 1day not 2day heh

>>5544252
i don't know why i would have said that but if it exists then i don't know what to tell you, according to these accurate records i paid $20 for it

>>5544261
guess they GYPPED u then. i thot u said u went for it cause it was on sale. if u dont recollect thinking 'o heck theres a sale i mite as well' then maybe im wrong. or maybe it was more conspicuously promoted than normal cause it was krismistime & u were treating urself. maybe thats it. oh god what is mank anymore what the FUCK are we doing FUCK

>>5544270
no i literally bought it because i wanted to vote in the poll thing that was going on and i'm pretty sure i said so

>>5544275
and u are mr stank scalp intro-doopety-doo smiffy stinky manky mane, yes ?
k mayby im wrong but its hecka rare

hmmmmm now that u mention, yes, yes u mentiont the poll. u deffly mentiont that poll. malrite. story checks out... partially. story partially chex out.

>>5544270
watchen Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf rn
the events in that movy are prettey similar to the turn of events itt

>>5544284
Well I am in the Truman show

starts like a normal convo and just goes haywire

>>5544284
YEA? hm. malrite. added 2 list that ill probly never end up going thru
>>5544288
my FAVE MOVY!!!!!!!

>>5544298
no it's dont eat the pincters

>>5544295
Don't all normal conversations go haywire eventually
>>5544298
Who's the show about though is it about me or you or some other guy

>>5544304
yeeeeeh that was a meme answer tho
>>5544305
heh heh dont ask the schizo u wont like the answer!

>>5544317
Man you got asperger's and schizophrenia and syphillis

hesitant to call trumaine ma fave cause i feel like its fairly pedestrian but i mean whatevs ive only seen a couple dozen movys & the premise for that one was so FASCIN8ING 2 me !!!!

>>5544321
naaa, im a literal genius ma dude you had all the opportunity in the world and you're in a basement at thirty two dont dig yrself a deeper hole now...

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if you like sweet drinks well then do i have a beverage for you

thirty four mabad

>>5544326
jeez i was joking famalam no need for rudeness

>>5544323
>t. embryo

i need to take an extra moment to consider that its not MRMANK because it really cood be ne1 being rude ,. . . but was ponly. ponly mrmank

(((Gay Hollywood)))

>>5544335
I thought the inclusion of syphillis made it an obvious joke but i will try harder in the future

>>5544334
& proud of it, movys are profound wastes of time
kinda like manky

>>5544340
h'haaaaaaa my gosh i need a lashing

>>5544344
To jail with ye

i need a real good lashing & a scar to prove it

guys halp maaaaaaay yr just gonna let me MELT DOWN in this manky thread ??????? facking halp maaaaaaaaaay

MANKAAAAAAAY if only i never Tortured the Manky. if only i Pet the Manky when i saw him instead of Filling his Orifices with Concrete Mixture.... what would have became of Manky.........

Mermaid Man talking about Robert Ryan

lolled at my own damn post again what the fack is thas shaaaaaaaat
i think maybe if i get a MAXX mousepad & a EMLY mousepad made, once they arrive, will remind me of my MANKY friends. and even to call them friends gives me this incredible pang of guilt, thinking of what friends are supposed to be, and how i could have genuinely called them such a thing, if i had not done the things i have done. and so the softness of the mousepad, and the innocence of the subject matter, will remind me to Treat People with the Respect i seek....

>>5544359
He would have grown up to have a nice monkey family and monkey children and those monkey children would one day grow up to become President of the United Sates of America

>>5544372
AHAHAHAHAHAHA o man ya funny

i went from an ironic inability to cope with Mank, altho the extent of the irony IS debatable, to an actual consideration that i might NOT be able to cope with the Mank in its current incarnation, given the ease with which i may be triggered by any innocuous thing that crosses my path . .

>>5544383
Life is a highway

malrite yall fellas enjoy yourselves next MANK round imma sit it out & see how civil fucking people interact with one another and yknow if triny trigger me is parta that thread then so be it i gotta start learnin to deal

>>5544385
GO ON . .. . . .. . . .. .

>>5544389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QufH01Tmfo

>>5544393
in the light i will find the road . . .
usedta think that song was triny tell me somethin.
in tha lite not the Raskal jumpoff

>>5544406
i just think that song's funny because of an episode of The Office

>>5544413
wat about the ticky tacky houses song from the uk office its so cayoot

>>5544429
what that song is from Weeds
Michael Scott is legendary though. The UK version is amazing but the US one became its own thing after the first season and was really good for a little bit there. the last few seasons not so much tbh

>>5544436
oh... oh weeds.... yes.. yes i suppose yr rite. i have enjoyed me some Office here & there

>>5544446
Weeds is another show where everything was great and then it was like are you shitting me, what is this.

>>5544454
h'haaaaaaa were u into Entourage @ all? my cuz used2 be in2 it and u used2 remind me of that cuz for a while

What kind of mongoloid thought Andy as the boss was a good idea though wtf

>>5544473
i watched one episode of Entourage and found that it wasn't for me

Number one best tv show ever though is Garth Merenghi's Darkplace

>>5544478
h'ha aaa aa aa

cookie monster eating the cryen emma in beanie pincter as the cover

>>5544496
gotta give things a try, you never know

>>5544492
YEAH? .... OKAY . . . .
hmm for some reason before i even looked it up i was reminded of Mighty Boosh but could not remember the name so i litterly lookt up "british show syndicated adult swim" & saw "Does anyone remember when AS used to play shows like the Mighty Boosh and Garth Merenghi's Darkplace?" on the first page. manky magic comfirmt

>>5544501
make it happen

annnnnnnd here we are at eleven o fucking clock
tip your Manky very well to break the spell of Manky

>>5544507
Yeah they definitely showed Darkplace on Adult Swim at some point but I don't think that's when I saw. Someone showed me the DVD of it a few years ago and I was in love forever. I definitely saw Look Around You on adult swim for the first time though, and that's also top notch Britishery

>>5544514
loo-hoo-hook around yooooooou ha ha ha o man i FORGOT about that. i really liked the instructional science vibe going on there... cozy
and like-- OK brosef lol u found the show in a KEWL UNDERGROUND way, lol u HAPPY? lol sheesh... hipster.. wood u consdier urselve a hipster? course u woodnt none of em do

>>5544521
yes i am very concerned with my hipster cred on this board can't you see that, do you listen to Solange

>>5544521
you like look around you? watch the cornetto trilogy dog dammit, same ppl

>>5544525
pfeehehe-hheh-hehe-heheh-eh-eh
k more manky storys :)

>>5544528
YEA? MALRITE....
oh dog dammit? ... WINDSOR?
MALRITE...

>>5544528
Those are really good movies tbh
>>5544529
When I went to see Hot Fuzz I ate some weed brownies that a gay dude made and I had a ball