can I have a girlfriend now

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>>>/r9k/ill yourself

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>>5433151

>:(

>>5433174
Please stop posting this image it makes me uncomfortable. At least I can just hide your post.

>>5433151
have u tried calling the gf store

Stop being an insufferable pretentious faggot then maybe...

g i r l f r i e n d

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>>5433201
>>>/k/
>>>/y/
>>>/s/

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5433190
u be my girlfriend

to achieve the state of girlfriend, this is the striving of man

>>5433221
I guess I'm not a man then because I'm more than satisfied with cute animu girls. Once I can make enough money to move out of my dad's house I'm gonna buy a dakimakura and forget about women entirely.

>>5433216
Kiss your sister? Ok *kisses your sister*

>>5433228
perhaps you have already achieved the metaphysical state of girlfriend

>>5433230
I meant YOUR sister. *fugs your sister*

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>>5433217
I might be...

awesome

>>5433320
penis

haha what a story , mark

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i would be your girlfriend but im not a girl or gay sorry bud

couldashouldawouldadoneitinhighschoolfamalamadingdong

Seriously if I was girl I would be everyone's gf that wanted one. And id let anyone do any sexual thing they wanted to me anytime.

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sure

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>>5433151
no but you have have a buddy (me)
so, when can I come over. I have bongo drums.
I can just sit in the backround and play bongo drums for you or something.

>>5433618
...that's not necessarily a good/nice thing.