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If it's your balding brother, maybe. Also, you're only paranoid until proven right.

>>39666228
What makes you think that your family wants to kill you ?

>>39666259
They're mentally ill so i think they must think that i want to kill them so they try to kill me first by poisoning me or at least incapacitating me cognitively.

keep in mind, they're all diagnosed with severe mental problems, i'm not. I went to a therapist and they only thought I had aspergers and maybe OCD.

I have work in 3 hours and haven't fallen aslepp yet. Even expended energy in the day doing manual labor for a family member, still can't sleep. On Mondays I basically get through the day a zombie and collapse when I get home.

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>>39666206
I do the same thing anon


....dont worry we are all gonna make it someday

I'm working the easiest floor at my job tonight. I had to spend 15 minutes replacing ice water for my patients, and I've been browsing the internet for 4.5 hours. I have to do one round at 4am which takes about 40 minutes to hit everyone, and about 10 minutes of charting. $17 an hour to browse the net and watch Netflix. A little over 1 hour of work for a 8 hour shift. Being a wagie ain't so bad, just gotta learn the system

>>39666153
Yeah but why are you so mad about it though? Did Jacobi steel you're waifu?

>solipsism
you reading theredpill anon?

Nothing matters, suck it faggot.

>>39666104
forgot to mention that with that video, they bullied me about it really fucking hard until I left 4 years later

Homeschool, total isolation from any nonpaper media, giving birth to me in this world.

>>39666104
Sounds like you need to take a concrete pill and harden up, princess, the world isn't going to bend over for you.

>>39666086
W-Will you be paying for everything, then?

>>39666143
he's too poor

>>39666244
Well then how am I meant to NEET it up? Right now mommy and daddy are paying for everything.

>>39666068
he also has hundreds of thousands of girls lusting after his cock, what the fuck are you thinking. Did you get this board mixed up with /pol/ or something?

he is probably trying to generate controversy and/or appeal to edgy internet children for more attention. or maybe not who cares.
>>>/pol

>>39666097
This while sure is an extension or /pol/. What are your talking about

Marlbourgh Red
AKA cowboy killers.

Its been making me feel shitty, I cough until I vomit and my rip cage and left lung has been hurting. I got nicotine gum and I really need to fucking quit.
It's not cool anymore.

Benson and Hedges Classic
>started in highschool
>just never let go

>>39666357
Good taste. 100s? I don't even "smoke" but they're so good.

no son that's called getting cucked

>>39665941
If you arent in a relationship yes in concept.

If youre in a relationship and do this then they didnt love you and youre a cuck.

>>39665941
Yes. I love my girlfriend but because I have erectile dysfunction, I can't satisfy her sexually. I want her to be happy, so I let her be satisfied with others.

hate normies

love NEETs

simple as

Wtf I hate pewdiepie now

>>39665980

Don't be a silly sausage, there's a good mollusc!

>>39665828
Reproducing is your point in life. We're animals. Don't think you're special because you can contemplate the universe.

>>39665828
You will someday find purpose in your life, although it may sound unlikely right now.

>>39665846
I don't think that I'm special or that the human species is special, but reproducing has no meaning or point whatsoever in the grand scheme of things, and the only reason we do it is because Instincts, nothing else.

>>39665815
Sounds like a severe case of anxiety, I have the exact same feeling, it eats from the inside out, you're gonna have to resist, can help you but yourself, I know this sounds like a normie advice but trust me it's literally the only way.

I don't know. I always feel anxious.
Either about what's going to happen later in the day or generally in future.
Anxious about how am i going to find a job.
Anxious about how i look, even though i don't go outside at all.
I can never just sit down, relax and compose myself.

I'm expecting a phone call today and i'm so fucking scared, im trembling.

Normalfags handle it because they have friends to support them.

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These natural disasters recently have been scaring me.
Makes me feel like the end of the world is upon us.
I wonder if my kids would ever have a future (if I ever even get to have kids)

you have to, originally, find someone else

Kill your soul in a more definitive manner.

remove everything that reminds you of her from your life, that's what I do. I made a little fire in the back with all the little things she ever gave me and I blocked her on all platforms. You can't let it get too into your head

>>39665764
>go to lesbian area
>remember there isn't one and everything here is for gay men
I hate this, reee. Trendy straight people are the worst too. Why do they even go to lgbt anything and have to take up our space, they don't belong.

Its the current year, gay people don't need safe spaces anymore, you can kiss and hold hands in public and no one gives a fuck except a few old people

>>39665779
Same reason you degenerate fucks take up space in conventionally straight areas where you dont belong.

Retardation.

Guess I'll just tell it any way.
To get to the point.
>I trusted a con artist who isn't your regular con
>this man is master in what he does
>he has faked everything he's talked about
>using different sim cards he pretends to be different people
>these people he pretends to be are supposed to be people that will help me with the pile of debt he created
>He tricked me into opening credit cards and telling me he would pay me back
>he pretended to get me a job that doesn't exist and I quit my job
> he fucked everything

I just need someone to say something to me. Even of its just to call me an idiot. I just want help

>>39665706
So how far are you into debt? Why did you trust a golden hen idea and why cant you beg for your job back?

>>39665697
not only would I tap that, I'd become that and get tapped by other robots man...

>>39665697
cutest nutsack

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>>39665697
Guess im a chad now
T-thanks