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Roomate's Girlfriend's bodywash 2017-04-22 09:54:11 Post No. 5342511
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So I've been cumming in my roomate's girlfriend's body wash bottle becuase they are annoying as fuck to me. For like to months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good, hard shake.
He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it.
Problem is, I'm greek, and they are white as fuck.
What are the chances that I'm a dad?
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>>5342511
I would say highly unlikely.
Even assuming the sperm could survive in a bodywash liquid I doubt merely having some damaged sperm rubbed on the outside of the vagoo would make girl pregnant.
So, rest easy and just wait for the kid. Unless he looks just like you then no reason to worry. If he does you probably still stay quiet lol...
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did you ever stop to think that maybe potentially knocking up the person annoying the fuck out of you wasn't a good idea
nevermind i'm sure you didn't
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>>5342511
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Dubs. I'm glad I don't live with someone like you. That's disgusting. I think the soaps would kill sperms tho
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>>5342523
rudeposting is not allowed this is [s4s] thank you
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>Waiting for news
>Making sure I wont kill myself
>FeelsGoodMan.JPG
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>>5342539
>She thinks that her boyfriend doesn't do this every shower too
How naïve, it is every man's dream to have a girl rub their seminal fluids all over their body
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>>5342546
No, actually it is not.
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>>5342584
You are but a wee babe with such simple dreams
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>>5342593
you are the least funny person that has ever posted here
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You're not really the father, the body wash will be.
it is probably going to be stillborn because it won't be entirely human. Regardless you are doing the right thing
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lol the amount of times i've seen this exact "situation" word for word gg guys
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>>5342539
Live with me. I won't cum in your toiletries, or rudepost at you. This offer is open to anyone. Someone please reply to this post, please.
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>>5342933
body washes make for bad dads
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>>5343039
I replied. I'd be fine living with you, if I could afford it. TmT
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So why aren't you selling used condoms for money~?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/woo1404_rpfhxwf/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=
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>>5342511
I am Greek.
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>>5342511
If that was possible me mummy would've been pregnant a long time ago(lol)
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I've seen this before you cuck
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