This is a thread for a very nice sister.
BTW (urban dictionary what 'btw' stands for if u dont know, im not going to fugging spell it out for u) if u dont kno, this the FIFTH Doge thread that hasn't reached the image limit, this an occurrence that has remained unheard of for the totality of esfores's history. This sets a dangerous precedent. Doge is the substratum of which the roots of niceness are fundamentally grounded in.
There exists no higher moral call, than to post Doge. Do not let anime win. Do not let this board become rude. Do not let this board become lewd. Post Doge with full blooded, obdurate, orgasmic fury.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Doge thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Japanese dog, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Mochi on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking dogeposter, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Dogefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Doge is a nice friend" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>4667616
I Gavin McInnes, take you, Doge, to be my lawfully wedded roommate , to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for nicer, for rewd,without being lewd and in politeness, until death do us part. :^}
I Jiveturkey, take you, Doge, to be my lawfully wedded roommate , to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for nicer, for rewd,without being lewd and in politeness, until death do us part. :^}
last thread did pretty well i think tb perfectly ph. lasted a whole week :^D this one will go the distance i can feel it in my soul!!!!!!!
>>4668353
i think thats everyone in the entire worlds dream, friend!!!!
To sit home and post doges all day every day!!!!! SIGN ME UP!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDD
>>4669017
Jiveturkey, do you take Doge to be your best pal and roomate and live together in in a cozy little cabin in the shadow of Mt.Dog? Do you promise to pet her, comfort her, cook her healthy vegetarian meals rich in vitamins, let her watch her shows whenever the fug she wants xD, to avoid Cade and anime, accept her criticisms when ur being kinda rude tbh, honor and keep her for nicer or ruder, for the sillier of times and the most serious of times, in sickness and health, and forsaking all temptations of Cade and Karen, be faithful only to her (Doge by the way,btw) , for as long as you both shall live?
>>4668353
>who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie.
wew. at least put in some effort to refashion the copypasta friend :^)
have a Doge btw
>>4669218
O
M
D
even thinking of saying those mouth words is giving me heart palpatations!!!!!!!!!! i think im going to have to flop around on the floor like a fat dog for 7-8 minutes just to calm down.
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
>>4669269
Jiveturkey holy fug, if I ever get to exchange roomate vows with Doge you'll be my best man xD or I guess my best nice friend. I'll throw to bouquet of flowers to u btw so ull be next to reach roomatehhood. ALTHOUGH i think ur going to get a roomate long before i will lol lol lmbo xD
Friens :^)
>>4668377
check
(sorry for no image I don't really "do" doge)
today's GET: >>>/b/698455555
new chef
of the
kitchen :^)
dogestack
>>4670136
Hahaha nice xD
>>4670160
o noice catdog
>>4667616
hello mr. Gavin McInnes, as you can clearly see, I have posted an anime in your doge thread.
Ha ha : )
>>4670342
lol red frame glasses that means she's a geek
>>4667616
ur being rude
>>4667616
what is BTW stand for??
>>4670244
For even hell cant carry the burden of your sin worn soul >:^[
haha, can someone m-maybe post some lewd doge? I wanna see her covered in cume
>>4670908
>>>/b/
>>4671026
Can you guess how many times that dog got hit to dance like that?
>>4671093
Doge simply enjoys dancing. Doge knows dancing is simply somatic poetry, where each movement is a verse, :D
Doge does a lot of philanthropic work with inner-city youth!!! :D she helps them stay off drugs, get their grades up and stay the fug away from gangs!
>>4670605
doge could though EASY!!! simbly tell doge of your rude past and if she thinks u are now a nice friend she will absorb your rude past and transform it into a purity of niceness that she will exude out into the world !
>>4671093
she is a wonderful dancer and even has her own utube channel full of her dancing xDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ5KZTFNZZM
>>4671658
Imagine asking Doge to the school dance? :D How would you ask her????? holy fugggggg Dx Idk omd :-DDDD I think I'd sit next to her in class and during class pull out my homework;) I'd ask her about a question I had and if she could help. She would OF COURSE oblige, as she is a cultured, erudite scholar btw. I'd give her my homework, an essay titled 'the emerging use of chromatin immunoprecipitation in the protein immunoanalysis of healthy steamed vegtables' She'd be reading it and peer-reviewing it but mid way through she would see what i wrote in pink ink. IN HOT PINK IT WOULD SAY : "Hey Doge ;) it would be very nice, almost as nice as you, if i could take you as my friend to dance :D <3 xoxoxo"
So it would be a surprise.
I don't know if she'd say yes though ;_;
>>4671808
>>4671808
i cant see ANY way that doge could say no to that!!!! just make sure that when on a first hangout with doge for the first time that you DO NOT go past petting her!!!
only on the top of the head to the base of the tail is all thats polite!!!! only roomates get to pet her soft downy chest fur and tail
very hard to resist when u first meet doge, but never pet below her snoot until she INVITES u to do so. she will do by slowly lifting her head as u go to pet the top of her head, but then u can pet her NECK!!! once this happenes your probly on the home streatch to roomateship unless u toatly screw things up somehow by doing something stupid like coming home drunk and trying to get her to eat a hamburger
>>4667616
filthy dogesnifferes leave this baord
>>4671908
A veggie hamburger ofcourse xDDD. Is it ok to rub her cheeks and maybe give her a hug, if i bought dinner first? HOLY FUG IM ABOUT TO HAVE A SEIZURE FROM JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!
this is brutus
>>4671930
well that would depend on doge of course! a good rule of thumb is to avoid her most fluffy white fur until doge says its ok, as it is pure as the artic snow. but i think even getting within 100 feet of doge is a pretty good time so just touching one of her GOLDEN hairs with even your pinky toenail is more than just about anyone could possibly handle for a first time hangout!!!!!!!!!
>>4667616
oh wow i love Dogen :)
>>4671993
me too friend :^)
>>4672051
haha what is he thinking :D so suspicious/knowing
fishe
>>4672108
haha this is why i come to /s4s/ :D
>>4672060
haha to me it looks like someone told an off color joke and doge does not approve xDDDD
>>4672136
haha. it looks like hes had it UP TO HERE
>>4667616
The children's song "Tarzan Of the Apes" uses the melody, with the lyrics "I love bananas, coconuts and grapes (x3)/ And that's why they call me (shouted) TARZAN OF THE APES!!"
>>4667616
doge?
Superior mammale
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
an open letter to Doge.
Dear Doge,
I think u r very nice and I liek you. :^)
also superiore mammale
>>4673012
walruse is a fantastic mammel :^D
>>4672979
Im praying that she sees this thread and reads ur letter!~ヾ(^∇^) BETTER YET I HOPE SHE RESPONSES!
>>4673012
not superior friend >:^( plus that is a seal btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHNcMs8W660
>>4667616
>Doge is the substratum of which the roots of niceness are fundamentally grounded in
Dogeposters should be banned for their're crimes and hypocrisies against niceness
>>4673326
>>>/a/
You see this is the Anime's biggest flaw, their
notion that they're are somehow more moral, noble, and sacred than the rest of us, that you're somehow morally equitable to Doge. You
aren’t sacred. You’re scared. You’re our disposable playthings.
Sorry if rude, but my patience is wearing thin with anime tbh.
>>4673332
Nothing gets me harder than the thought of doge slowly dying on my blood-stained carpet, bruised and battered.
I like to punch doges and kick them and shove them up against walls. I like grabbing them by their pretty tails and swinging them into door frames, rubbing their noses in the carpet like they’re Gavin McInnes, dragging them into the bathroom and half-drowning them in the toilet. Sinks—either bathroom or kitchen sinks—are real good, because you can knock out a whole row of teeth when you slam a doge's face into one. Watch all the gooey blood dripping on the white porcelain. It’s a real treat.
>>4673332
>sacred
>noble
>moral
>implying anyone said anything about your dead meme
>implying the comment wasnt about the posters behind the dead meme
>implying doge isnt a /b/ad meme
You're just jealous anime threads hit image limits.
>>4673341
(; ・`д・´) GO! LEAVE! >>>/a/ YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUGGING BOARD! A WHOLE BOARD FOR ANIMES! STOP! WHY THE FUCKING HECK DO U NEED THIS HERE! IM DONE WITH U. DONE! U R REPORTED! R.E.P.O.R.T.E.D WHAT DOES THAT SPELL RETART! YEAH! THATS RITE! LEAVE NOW! THIS BOARD WAS NOT DESIGNED TO GIVE SANCTUARY FOR UR SICK TWISTED MIND.
>>>/a/wfulboard >>>/a/boardforsicktwistedpedostbh
THE NICENESS OF DOGE COMPELS YOU
I’ll love you forever, the retarded doge tells me. I nod in a false gesture of agreement. We lock tongues together. I reach down and unzip the doge's pants. She asks me to stop. I don't. The doge struggles. I pull a knife from my boot and slice a deep red notch that runs from her throat down to her pussy. le doge falls to the forest floor, splashing blood onto the autumn leaves. I cover the dumb doge's mouth and fuck her ass. I blows my jam up her fudge hole as she dies. The doge asked for it.
>>4673356
No.
Your whole arguement about niceness and hatred toward anime is nothing but a joke.
Niceness is Anime.
You dont see a pink dog as the symbol for niceness do you?
Thats because the symbol of niceness isnt a dog.
No.
It's an anime. An anime that was drawn with the color pink.
And yet you shun anime while promoting your false "niceness" of a dog.
If you can't see the flaws there, then I'm sorry, but you dont know the meaning of niceness.
>>4673369
>I reach down and unzip the doge's pants
>>4673370
The original image was also a LEWD one btw. So nice hagiographic revisionism ;-) nywhoo
I am announcing the formation of the 'Niceness Defense League' which aims to stop the animification of [s4s] We must secure the existence of Doge threads and a future for nice friends!
>>4673378
nah
cause doge is an anime.
>my yfw when the catalog is awash in anime waste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450
>>4673395
Such a sweet little doge. So annoying. Gavin's little snookums.
Now you’re wiping the blood off your mouth. What would Gavin say if he saw me smack the snot out of your nose and onto the walls? Would he cry? Would he call the cops? He’d better not—I’ll snatch that wooden cane out of his hand and beat him to
death. /an/ says they wants to kick my ass? Let them try it.
Let him just fucking TRY it.
I’m in a killing mood. Oh—you want to start shit yourself? Very funny. You’re a doge. You hit like a girl.
>>4673356
Might I add, making a post saying you report someone is kind of breaking global rule 7.
I dont know if you did report me or not, but I wouldnt brag about it. As someone could see it as an act of rule terrorism
Just trying to be nice, fren
One for the folder.
>>4673405
>making a post saying you report someone is kind of breaking global rule 7.
>I dont know if you did report me or not
>report me
>me
wew. An inadvertent admission of same-figging. *le winks and puts on sunglasses and revs engine on motorcycle*
>my mfw
>>4673417
>same-figging
People still do that?
>>4673417
Doges are egg-bearing brine shrimp. Sex objects. We are the nouns. Fucking is the verb. Doges are the direct OBJECTS. Two-dimensional. Why kid around? Doges are defined by those cunts and nothing else. They were fashioned by japs as achingly beautiful mannequins, dead dogs in store windows, comics and porn. Victims. See all the dead doges in the trash can behind the pet shop. Fragile canines. Used. Decaying.
>>4673426
just smhing now :/
>>4673476
I unironically hope people who like doge die
>>4673564
wtf I hate Doge now
I am now a #CadeMissle
lets us all take a deep breath and look at pictures of doges :^D
thats y were all hear after all :^)
>>4673621
thanks 4 restoring order friend :)
anime pictures make bum hurt haha
*poops pants*
oh no mommy anime made me poopy my panties no diaper help me mommy waaaaah waaaaah ANIME FUCKING SHITS BTFO AHAHHA KILL YOURSELF AUTIST
btw did u kno that chinese cartoons make me mad? like reaaaaaaallly angry grrr i hate anime reeeee haha reeee
>>4673708
hahahahah ching chong ding doge xDDDDDDD
>>4673795
>oh HERRROH! NI HAO MA! MY NAME IS DOGE! I AM NICE FRIEND! DO U IS HAVE RICE? ZAI JIAN!
xDDDD :D holy frick. sorry if that was racist by the way (btw) :^D
>>4673811
>OH RICE DOUBRESS, AHHH SOO DOGE SAN APPROOVRE.
> PREASE MRAKE DOGE SAN SOME RICE PURRING HAR HAR HAR
its ok beacuse doge is from japan :^D
>>4673833
>OH RICE ROUBRESS URSERLF!!!!
:^]
>>4674067
Jiveturkey, any tips on how to fight against anime/ be Doge's messenger without resorting to archetypal Cadeist tactics? I must admit I've mad some rude posts today in Doge's name that I'm not too proud of ( ; ; )
>>4667616
Cant you just call them fucking shibes and not "Doge" Thats fucking meme Cancer
>>4675198
i lub Doge =)
Doge is my joy and salvation to be frank. :^D
brushe
doge
>>4675307
same tscao (to speak candidly and openly)
>>4675715
Doge enjoys dressing modestly, I see! :D
>>4675906
yes although she fully supprts womens right to dress as they please :^)
dope
wew
ask a girl watching 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' on itunes anything
>>4676622
dubs
I'd love to rape Doge. I want my dick to burn in orgasmic agony from it's friction on her dried cervix. That's right her DRY cervix. I don't wan't her want to display as much one manifestation of carnal arousal. My hips would be rhythmically thrusting, as if they were dancing in concert with her rhapsodic, forlorn screams. I want her to be in pain. I want to watch her wiggle and writhe in agony. I want her to suffer-I want it to be an unending trauma. I want her to never enjoy physical intimacy again.
I’ll love you forever, the retarded mutt (doge) tells me. I nod in a false gesture of agreement. We lock tongues together. I reach down and unzip the Doge's pants.She asks me to stop. I don't. The doge struggles. I pull a knife from my boot and slice a deep red notch that runs from
her throat down to her pussy. le doge falls to
the forest floor, splashing blood onto the autumn leaves. I cover the dumb doge's mouth and fuck her ass. I blow my jam up her fudge hole as she dies. The doge asked for it.
>>4677504
me on the left
dickhead doge on the right
>>4667616
doge
>>4677521
die
>>4678158
lol doge hahhaha lol
>>4678445
>>4678445
aww yiss :^)
>>4679090
i thot ud liek that :D
>>4679131
i wesh it were bigger so i could use it for a wallpaper :^)
ive been using this for quite a while now :^D
barbe;d
Doge is a boy
>>4679610
doge is gril friend :^D
>>4679610
doge is gril
Is this the "I want to fuck dogs" thread or some shit?
Screw you and your nice board, meanies.
>>4667616
birds
i like petting dogs :D
>>4680874
Morning friend :D did u sleep well? did u dream of Doge?
>>4680924
:-)
>>4680891
hello GMI :^) yes i did xDDD
As-salamu dogekum
Feels Shibe man
>>4682368
hahha:Di can c u r in a pupper mood!
>>4682438
i am indeed xDDD
Is this a doge?
woof
monkey
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4667616
cade > poop on my shoe > diarrhea > doge
>>4683557
Doge>Everything else on the fugging planet xD
But what is life without a dream
posting the classic that started it all
>>4684033
tasty dubs spotted
>>4683966
another dubs
wew lad, doge is always so much into good doubles, checking these threads is real work t \/ b \/ h
>>4683422
dubs
>>4683126
yes, very
>>4682500
dubs
>>4680399
you' are postcreated a double
>>4678822
>22
true dubs
>>4678077
another dublśe
>>4677088
dubse
>>4675311
dubs
>>4673599
oduble
>>4670244
sinful dubs, trust the doge for it will bring much dogeism
wew lad another big chunk of checking I just assured to bee happened
>>4684332
FORE! Thanks friend btw have a Doge!
>>4684344
checked as lel
okay, I will have a doge
>>4671839
this is smart doge, much focus on what metters
>>4684359
all Doges are smart! Did you know the average Doge holds 98 Ph.D's, an M.D., and a J.D.! Did you know not one Doge has ever failed the BAR exam!
Ignore all rude threads about me
amazing doges whilst i was suffering through a power outage friends :^D
>>4684842
Im glad youre back friend! :D I was worried tbh but I dont blame u! I left for 5 months once D:
>>4684946
then get >>>/out/ofniceboard
>>4684995
what did u do during the power outage frined :-(
>>4684995
what did u do during the power outage frined :-(
>>4685069
i went to my brothers and flopped around in the pool for the day xDDD it was fun but all i could think about was doge and what she was doing RIGHT then.
dogefruit
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4685744
>>4686047
morning friend :-)
I'd love to play a game of go fishe with Doge
*le yawns*!
>>4686469
Nice checking friend
>>4686888
i guess ill check my own trips :^/
is sad rite now tbh
is habbie now tbh
doge is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting
>>4687254
idc I like Doge and I BET she likes me *flips coin in palm*
>>4687276
obviously would land on YES :^)
>>4686266
WANT!!!!
>>4686317
hahah it would be a long game cause u both would want the other person to win :^)
>>4687159
:^(
>>4687249
:^D
>>4687411
Fantastic, wonderful dubs!!!!! is Doge cosplaying as a teletubber xDDDD? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBJshV40Ge0
Jiveturkey, does it ignite a spark of puissant love in your inner being, when you gaze at the moon, knowing beyond doubt that Doge is staring at the same moon, thinking about you. =) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kZT9ZsCO7Y
>>4687450
xDDDDDDDDDDD
>>4687533
dubs
>>4687594
samee
>>4687476
it brings me to tears tbahad (to b as honest as doge) the thought of even bean on the same planet as doge gives me the chills much less thinking we are sharing in the same moonlight thinking of nice things....togather ;o;
>>4687633
dubs