Roast me /s4s/

>>4487931
If hope you will one day be crossing a busy road at night when out of nowhere a large truck suddenly hits you. You then start to slowly bleed as the truck mercilessly drives on leaving you to slowly but surely bleed to death. I hope you will have broken ribs and a throbing headache as you gasp for even just a sliver of oxygen. I hope it is completely pitch black and all you can see and feel is you dieing, bleeding, decaying away helplessly. I hope that you stumble around the road shivering and clueless as to what is happening. I hope that you then start to feel numb as you collapse in a confused and terrified state of mind. No jokes. No memes.

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:20:00 Post No.4487956
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>>4487954
Wow very rude. This is nice board.
Consider going to >>>/b/

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:24:20 Post No.4487964
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>>4487956
Go to your or your parents bathroom and look around. Dig around the sink and drawers and see if you can find a bottle of Clorox / bleach. Take that bottle of bleach and put it to your lips and start chugging. Do not stop and keep doing it. Nothing is stopping you

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:26:26 Post No.4487971
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>>4487964
Wow very rude. This is nice board.
Consider going to >>>/b/

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:31:20 Post No.4487978
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>>4487971
No one loves you you piece of shit faggot if you got a heart attack right NOW and died a painful death, NO ONE on planet Earth would give a fuck

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:33:03 Post No.4487980
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>>4487978
Wow very rude. This is nice board.
Consider going to >>>/b/

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:36:32 Post No.4487986
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>>4487980
I'm sorry I yelled I will be nice now

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:39:20 Post No.4487993
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>>4487986
Fuck you impersonator faggot

Anonymous 2016-06-06 05:41:32 Post No.4487998
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>>4487883
you look like a fucking elf

Beginner Sprayer 2016-06-06 08:12:32 Post No.4488184
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Beginner Sprayer 2016-06-06 08:12:32 Post No.4488184 [Report]

wtf boy. You're lesbian 10year old shit and you had to come here to get roasted?

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