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this board is rude to namefigs 2017-09-05 06:32:04 Post No.5770240
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this board is rude to namefigs Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:32:04 Post No. 5770240 [Report] [View this topic]

im never posting here again

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:36:45 Post No.5770255
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>>5770240
WHERE THE FUGG DEW U TING YER GOIN HUH?!?

Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:39:06 Post No.5770260
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:39:06 Post No.5770260 [Report]

sometimes they are nice

Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:45:44 Post No.5770278
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>>5770240
I too have felt the distance of time keep me from paradise, I wish there was something that could be done, to undo what went wrong, but, alas, my need of money is

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:01:39 Post No. 5770157 [Report] [View this topic]

TOOT

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:03:13 Post No.5770167
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:03:13 Post No.5770167 [Report]

BRAP

Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:17:40 Post No.5770494
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>>5770167
LEWD

Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:22:10 Post No.5770669
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Le sexy tootyyyyy!

Anonymous
2017-09-05 06:00:48 Post No.5770152
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 06:00:48 Post No. 5770152 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello, motherfricker...

Heh heh. You probably think you're the best hacker in town right? WRONG! I am the master hacker known as Anonymous!

I'm actually backtracing your IP right this second.

Uwa, what's this?

*clank clank*

*slaps PC and furiously smashes some keys on RGB keyboard*

*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Ha! There we go! I have just booted my computer in to maximum hacking overdrive mode! Your doom awaits you, silly third rate 'hacker'! The cyber police are on their way!

I'm hiding behind eighteen different proxies and my hack-station is situated in an underground fallout bunker.

Some may call it a basement but those people are wrong and should just shut the heck up because they don't know what they're talking about. Anyway, like I was saying

I am going to hack you so god damn hard that /b/ will talk about it for years to come.

I hope you're ready to DIE, loser scum!

OPERATION SCORCHED EARTH HAS BEGUN!!!

*Throws cape over face and disappears in a cloud of smoke*

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:30:04 Post No.5770689
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:30:04 Post No.5770689 [Report]

I have avast antivirus dumb dumb

nopalito 2017-09-05 10:14:59 Post No.5770903
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>>5770689
yeah, but i have protegent you asshol

Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:17:10 Post No.5770909
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*activates Norton*

Ya snooze ya lose dumb dumb

Anonymous
2017-09-05 05:39:23 Post No.5770066
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:39:23 Post No. 5770066 [Report] [View this topic]

the fishe girl

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:40:40 Post No.5770072
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>>5770066
Look, OP, I understand that you like to make threads with the same format( ex. The x girl), but the most important part in these threads are the pictures, you see, the picture is not related with what you said at all! Please try and make the picture related next time, thank you!

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-05 05:46:51 Post No.5770099
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-05 05:46:51 Post No.5770099 [Report]

>>5770066
She wishe for fishe

And dubs

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>>5770099
why haven't you killed yourself yet, you ugly, vapid cow?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:38:37 Post No. 5769698 [Report] [View this topic]

i just realized i haven't posted an onpu thread in a while, so here you go. onpu hot

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:41:53 Post No.5770077
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Alright I've done it. I've replied to every thread on [s4s] that wasn't terrible. I hope you've all enjoyed watching.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:43:25 Post No.5770083
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>>5769698
u focking wot

Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:15:49 Post No.5770347
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>>5769698
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5770077
dubs! wooh!

Anonymous
2017-09-05 03:17:12 Post No.5769645
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:17:12 Post No. 5769645 [Report] [View this topic]

Tay is play baskitbol

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:20:27 Post No.5769653
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>>5769645
No she ain't, she as real as Christopher poole

Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:37:42 Post No.5769694
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:37:42 Post No.5769694 [Report]

your thread seems cool

Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:38:50 Post No.5769699
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>>5769694
thanx fren

rip in pieces akari ;_;7
2017-09-06 12:10:38 Post No.5771251
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-06 12:10:38 Post No. 5771251 [Report] [View this topic]

home along on a fridey night...? juts remember...

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Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:16:02 Post No.5771266
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:16:02 Post No.5771266 [Report]

but tuesday

Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:17:28 Post No.5771272
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>>5771266
nice dubs, but you forgot to take into account timezones

Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:32:00 Post No.5771345
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>>5771251
Its tuesday

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Bury Pink and White Supremacy? It's more likely than you think... 2017-09-06 12:05:20 Post No.5771240
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Bury Pink and White Supremacy? It's more likely than you think... Privilege Checker 2017-09-06 12:05:20 Post No. 5771240 [Report] [View this topic]

Reminder not to post Bury Pink, in any way, shape, or format; even Ironically. She has been entirely co-opted by the vicious white male supremacist group known as the "Alt-Right". For those of you who don't know the danger this represents, the Alt-Right stand against diversity and plan to create an all-male society of genetically engineered perfect traps and will reproduce using exo-wombs while engaging in gay cuddle parties. I need not remind you that the apropriation of femininty by FUCKING MALES is SEXIST. They mean to remove us GOOD PEOPLE using their technology to create an isolated paradisical society for their white male faggotry, of which Donald Drumpf will build a wall to KEEP US OUT.

RACIST SEXIST ANTI-GAY BURY PINK GO AWAY

Your fortune: Outlook good

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*╬═════Magick═════╬* 2017-09-06 12:06:55 Post No.5771245
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*╬═════Magick═════╬* 2017-09-06 12:06:55 Post No.5771245 [Report]

I usually read copypastas but I didn't read this one cuz it looks boring lol

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>5771245

Not supporting OUR movement ([s4s]'s movoement) by reading our post is very disturbing action and yuo may be closeting as a racist, white, male, supremacist. You're IP has been logged :^)

o 2017-09-06 12:16:05 Post No.5771267
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o 2017-09-06 12:16:05 Post No.5771267 [Report]

destroy homophobic racist irc kek

rip in pieces akari ;_;7
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#fortune rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-05 11:25:13 Post No. 5771152 [Report] [View this topic]

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:26:39 Post No.5771157
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:26:39 Post No.5771157 [Report]

fortune

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-05 11:27:06 Post No.5771159
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-05 11:27:06 Post No.5771159 [Report]

>>5771157
#fortune

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-05 11:29:14 Post No.5771165
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-05 11:29:14 Post No.5771165 [Report]

#fortune

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
help me 2017-09-05 11:13:38 Post No.5771136
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help me Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:13:38 Post No. 5771136 [Report] [View this topic]

so there was this girl in my senor math class we have been talking for a while so when the teach said pick your groups we choose each other so about 30 minutes later in the work i said to heir i was going to take a break then she said dont i need your help if you dont quit i will do any thing then i got red faced and whisperer sex after that we sat in silence the rest of the time can you guys help me fix this with her i really like heir

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:18:22 Post No.5771138
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>>5771136
>so there was this girl in my senor math class we have been talking for a while so when the teach said pick your groups we choose each other so about 30 minutes later in the work i said to heir i was going to take a break then she said dont i need your help if you dont quit i will do any thing then i got red faced and whisperer sex after that we sat in silence the rest of the time can you guys help me fix this with her i really like heir
stopped reading there

Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:22:53 Post No.5771149
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>>5771138
>>so there was this girl in my senor math class we have been talking for a while so when the teach said pick your groups we choose each other so about 30 minutes later in the work i said to heir i was going to take a break then she said dont i need your help if you dont quit i will do any thing then i got red faced and whisperer sex after that we sat in silence the rest of the time can you guys help me fix this with her i really like heir
>stopped reading there
stopped reading there

Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:27:38 Post No.5771161
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:27:38 Post No.5771161 [Report]

You screwed yourself you horny cock :)

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:11:24 Post No. 5771128 [Report] [View this topic]

Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?

Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this board on any given day. I'm 5 different namefigs, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique [s4s] content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this board for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the board is sh*t. So were you an avatarfig hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?

Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this board hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this board, your few months of "fun" here are up.

The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.

TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig.

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Yuji Sakai 2017-09-06 12:22:56 Post No.5771291
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Yuji Sakai 2017-09-06 12:22:56 Post No.5771291 [Report]

Look at him go!

( - hello hi - ) 2017-09-06 12:24:47 Post No.5771297
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( - hello hi - ) 2017-09-06 12:24:47 Post No.5771297 [Report]

>>5771291
hello

Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:24:58 Post No.5771301
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:24:58 Post No.5771301 [Report]

you are pretty good eh :^)

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:55:33 Post No. 5770823 [Report] [View this topic]

this is irony bored

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:22:37 Post No.5770930
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Hey guys, lifelong [s4s] poster here and, as much as I love to funpost, I'm going to take off my [s4s] hat here for a second and get serious.

This post is awful. Terrible. There is nothing original or funny about it. It required no originality or wit on part of the poster. It inspires to be intentionally ironic, but it fails in the attempt and comes off only as genuinely bad. It's crude, offensive, and reflects the ignorance and uninformed worldview of the poster. In fact, in my many, many years on [s4s], it may be the worst post I've EVER seen.

I cannot support this quality of work. If I continue seeing posts of this quality I may reconsider my position as a full-time [s4s] poster and take my talents elsewhere (btw, I'm not going to say which, but I have created MANY popular memes that get posted to [s4s] EVERY DAY. Oh, did I mention I'm a personal friend of swaglord???). So please, please OP, just stop. Take your low talent funposts somewhere else, like /b/ or /trash/. But don't continue posting here, or I WILL leave. PERMANENTLY.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:25:20 Post No.5770941
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>>5770930
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Hey guys, lifelong [s4s] poster here and, as much as I love to funpost, I'm going to take off my [s4s] hat here for a second and get serious.

This post is awful. Terrible. There is nothing original or funny about it. It required no originality or wit on part of the poster. It inspires to be intentionally ironic, but it fails in the attempt and comes off only as genuinely bad. It's crude, offensive, and reflects the ignorance and uninformed worldview of the poster. In fact, in my many, many years on [s4s], it may be the worst post I've EVER seen.

I cannot support this quality of work. If I continue seeing posts of this quality I may reconsider my position as a full-time [s4s] poster and take my talents elsewhere (btw, I'm not going to say which, but I have created MANY popular memes that get posted to [s4s] EVERY DAY. Oh, did I mention I'm a personal friend of swaglord???). So please, please OP, just stop. Take your low talent funposts somewhere else, like /b/ or /trash/. But don't continue posting here, or I WILL leave. PERMANENTLY.

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>>5770941
>>5770930
Yeah but what about bideo games

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:49:32 Post No. 5770788 [Report] [View this topic]

le snek girle

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:50:16 Post No.5770792
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>>5770788
Look, OP, I understand that you like to make threads with the same format( ex. The x girl), but the most important part in these threads are the pictures, you see, the picture is not related with what you said at all! Please try and make the picture related next time, thank you!

Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:52:21 Post No.5770805
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>>5770792
You're fucking retarded.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 09:54:00 Post No.5770814
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>>5770805
listen here you fucking degenerate
i'm not in the mood for internet fights so if you'd keep the rudeness on a relatively low level maybe we can sort this out?