Post em cause you know you love em.
onpu is sexually attractive
>>5771590
huh?
why her pupils are white
Your fortune: Outlook good
please switch to a different anime character
preferably one with nice boobies
my beautiful wife
>>5771585
your waifu is shit
Mai is superior
>>5771585
more like your beautiful knife
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>5771606
WATCH OUT , XIR! SHE'S DANGRIROUS! SEE >>5771608
hi im new here
well not really but its been a while
and i forgot how to check my fortune
i dedicate this thread to my trying to figure this out :)
someone will eventually spoonfeed you but in the meantime, i would suggest shoving your middle finger into your butthole and swirling it around until you cum
test
#fortune
>>5771458
#fortune
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
*eats all your oreos and nutter butters*
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5771442
#rude
pls be nice. this is nice board. if u ask'd we could've share'd the oreos and nutter butters.
>>5771576
*drinks all of your hawaiian punch and leaves the empty bottle in the fridge*
>>5771442
I want to write a book in German about my stuggles should I call it "mein kempf"
#hashtag the struggle of having so much Aryan privalage
# not allowed to be proud cause it's racist
#just a normie fag
>>5771427
don't say "f*g" please. use "fig" instead, fren
if u want 2 write a book, if its ur passion, then u shud do it fren. don't let any1 hold u back. so long as ur not hurting any1 then u shud follow ur dreams
Scheiße do you think I could lead a nation back to its former glory
>>5771555
with those trips, the world is your oyster
Dear friends,
In my studies of the internent meme "Bury Pink" I have come across some disturbing new information that has come to light in the last few hours.
Let's re-cap what we know so far:
-Bury Pink used to be a Nice Meme!
-Bury Pink was entirely co-opted by the "Alt-Right"
-Bury Pink represents the latent desire in all White Supremacists' hearts for a "nice" white male culture: in the style of Nazi Germany or the opressive 1950's America
-The "Bondage Leather", Bury's attire of choice, represents subservience to pig headed men! (SEXIST)
-Bury Pink is a "Futanari" which is a Japanes Male crossdresser: representing the appropriation of femininity and feminine hypnotic power by MALES (SEXIST AGAIN)
In light of this, my CIA team, funded by George Soros, has discovered an Alt-Right conspiracy, funded by Steve Bannon who is using his father, Donald Drumpf's time machine, to create an army of "traps", or feminine male crossdressers.
These "traps" (boys who look sufficiently female to fool the unaware observer) plan to destroy equality by creating a gay communist society for which Drumpf will build a wall to protect them and their delicate boipussies. They plan to use genetic engineering to produce perfect "traps" who are indistinguishable from women except for their flat chests and feminine penises. Exo wombs will be used to completely eliminate the need for women in their gay society. To combat the trap uprising, I suggest all of my #NastyVoters to check under the skirts of shy girls for penises.
Your Meme Queen,
Hillary Rodham Clinton
homophobic figget who beats up queers from the irc kek. he's from krakow poland. I'll be publishing his address later
>>5771423
Be nice friend!!
>>5771430
irc kek should be shut down. figget is nothing more than hate crimes. I'm trying to be nice.
also, everyone associated wit that irc is associated with figget
(i know that feel brow now come here and give me a hug)
>>5771418
Sminem has graduated
I hope his perseverance and happiness radiate through us all.
>>5771422
I THINK I'M IN LOVE COMRADE
>>5771422
iltdbnchalmct (i like those dubs bro now come here and let me check them)
I think zaxby's tongue torch is my favorite buffalo sauce anywhere even if their wings aren't the very best
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5771413
good post i read it
I already you ahole I keep seeing your food post and getting hungry I blame you for not having fat acceptance in this country
>Mfw when I see your post and am like holy shit that looks good AF
>Mfw I just want to try your Buffalo French dip
>Mfw I don't even know what Buffalo French dip is
>mfw I was so sperglord I to forgot to say I already ate you ahole in the beginning of the og post
I pooped!
>>5771344
u got dubs too!!! omedetou!!!!!!!
>>5771523
woo!
>>5771344
Congratulations. This is the highest point in your life. It's all gonna down hill from here. Might as well kill yourself now.
I got this new expensive mic and I thought I would record myself talking about anything and put it on the internet and it'd be funny, but then I started recording myself and I don't know. then I went around and join 50 different discord things thinking I'll be able to talk to someone with it, but there's no one in voice chat in these things. what the hell man, CAW CAW CCWAW. I should return this.
>>5771268
W-w-what is Mio doing?
My prostate is feeling weird :'(
>>5771302
Why are you touching you prostty
What are your thoughts?
>>5771195
#notallspiders
>>5771195
Good, spiders can hurt you, specially if they're Australian
>>5771195
spidrirs
>>5771200
dubs! wooh!
Did you know that Aligatr live in sewer and climb up butt when poo is made,
snek climbs up and gives up blowjob
whaaat!
Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?
Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this board on any given day. I'm 5 different namefigs, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique [s4s] content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this board for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the board is sh*t. So were you an avatarfig hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?
Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this board hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this board, your few months of "fun" here are up.
The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.
TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig
swaglord sticky this
>>5771111
nice quads dude
>>5771111
Quad's confirm
Some fag on here said
I don't haul nothing heavy.
That's 29,800lbs.
Post tarp figgit
>>5771097
wheres ur timestamp n00b
>>5771097
Yea i said it.
Im on 41,000 pounds of produce right now cali to texas. Get good.