I'll say what you want me to say for keks, but keep it semi short pls, i'm testing a new mic setup.
sample recording
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdT98PsOYo
Newfriend is my bb hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah
"There's a depressing lack of anime on the front page"
Presenting, free of charge, 4chan's latest and greatest meme: Camemebert
It's pretty much the zenith of le epic lels as an independent conceptual ideal
the cake is a little squashed, but it's still edible *<:^) i rate 8/8
dubs confirm
Welcome elf's
helo i am the ghost of thememe curse if you dont upvote me your memes will never get replied to again ever agaain woooo
>>4053138
upvote
I'm on the phone with Ghostbuster rn, watch out.
>>4053167
downvote
Hi [s4s], I come from a distant land and I must conduct some experiments
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>>4040.404E3
Experiments unsuccessful. Farewell, [s4s]
>>4053125
pls stay
>>4053120
Ty jebany cwelu
I saw Anime at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in the real world, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her to fart on my face or anything.
She said, “Ah, rike you’re doin nau? Baka gaijin desu ne”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “GANBATTE ARIGATO SUGOI ONII-CHAN” and sitting right on top of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen pantsus in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “tu preventu any erectricar infetterenosu,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After her scanned each pantsu and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by shouting really loudly over completely trivial things like lunch boxes.
>>4053111
not reading all that lol xDDDD but nice trips i guess...
I'll be honest with you, buddy; I can't stop laff.
>>4053111
onii-chaaaayou're a faggot! end your dirt life, awkward lanky faggot!
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
>>4053088
>88
nice dubs! and good luck, thanks for telling us!
>>4053099
ty
good double
>>4053103
ty
ぱるり いたりあの?
Your fortune: Average Luck
What are there strange moon runes? Are you from teh future?
>>4053039
何?日本語ですか?
>>4053255
nice Dubyas friendo
le sp00py toucan has arrived
Thats spooky
>>4053038
>sp00py
what?
>>4053097
Its a meme
Daily Reminder: 2016 is the year of Bune Raven. Posting this erryday until she gets elected.
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4053034
nah, poison your idiot kid, hang your dying self
cya tomroe
Your fortune: Bad Luck
bune
This is lemon party.
Repost it or join the party.
>>4052888
haha cut, juiced and checked
trips
I'll join the party. Thanks for inviting me homeslice.
#walrused
>>4052966
nice twins bro
Where does the anvil meme come from?
Since its all greentext stories I guess it's from /r9k/
But I don't visit that board so much and when I do I don't really enjoy it tbh.
But this anvil meme is quite funny tbh.
it's from /tv/ ya dumb
it's a film trope meme!
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>>4053090
XD on the left
niggers, i hate them.
i do to
>>4052838
lol.... niggers, I hate them.
what does "smh tbh fam"
mean?
>>4052815
It means that (your) pic related is very important.
>>4052815
switching my hat ( to a fedora), to be handsome, for a mlady
>>4052877
good doubles
good taf
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Thisis nice board.
>>4052766
bubs nice
>>4052772
Thisis a nice check and just proves how nice this board is.
Post ur favorite anime
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