>Winter break is over
>First day back
>Walk into last class off day
>Noticed a new student at my table
>Teacher says we have a new student who moved from out of town
>Kid is crying
>I ask whats wrong
>He says "fuck off"
>Teacher says kid left good life behind to the class
>Class stares at the kid
>Kid cries more
>Says "fuck you" to kids around him
>I pretend Im not there
>He reaches for his bag
>He puts the bag on the desk
>The bag is bulging
>He begins moving things in the bag
>I begin to worry
>I pull out my phone
>I ask him what hes doing
>He starts laughing
>I begin to think he is mentally impaired
>Laughs for two minutes
>I snap the pic
>He has gone back to doing things in his bag
>It sounds like he is loading a gun or something
WHAT DO???????
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>>4053674
be cool honey bunny
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>>4053674
whom are you quoting?
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>>4053674
>be American
>get shot
I am quoting the faith of the average American student.
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I have a feeling this will end in 666, i dont know why :|
If so
You must repost this image everywhere, it is the new meme of 2016
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>>4053666
NYPD here, we won't do that
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>>4053666
You have done it, you finally broke the limits of our own minds, you are a special kind of funposter, you are the child of legend who was foretold by our early GET erudites.
With your arrival, we enter a new era. An era where repeating numbers at the end of a post rise above it all. In this new world I wish to be the first one to say, nice trips.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4053666
This is in fact a "quality" post. congrats bby
lol............
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>>4053649
lol epic
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I don't find this thread of "high quality" pls delete and try again
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>>4053655
dude do you have ANY idea how hard I loled………..................
nice dubs too
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>be 24
>go clubbing
>find this giant girl
>6.6 feet (2.01 metres)
>huge boobs and ass as well
>go talk to her
>we get along very well
>take her home
>we start making out
>we go to her bedroom
>we take off her clothes
>her boobs are enormous! G Cup!
>I start licking her body
>I lick her pussy
>her pussy is so sweet
>I put my cock in her pussy
>I fuck her with all my strengths
>I fuck her doggystyle, 69, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, even in her enormous ass!
>she comes three times
>she is a squirter, and she squirts on my face
>I come on her tits
>she says it was the best sex of her life
>feelfuckinggreat.jpg
>we cuddle
>I close my eyes for a second
>when I open I see I’m not cuddled to a woman
>I’m cuddled to a windmill
>I realize what I’ve done
>I’ve spent the night fucking a windmill
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>>4053616
top zozzle
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top lemo i haet when that happens :^(((
stay strong big guy
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>>4053622
deck dubs
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reE
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Dmub fogpotsr
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your skin colour is dark brown, I believe
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I am the only gay on 4chan
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>>4053553
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>>4053553
Does the gay want play? lmao
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>>>4053672
Wanna yiff? :3c
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The Welty is a legendary creature from Wales and is known to destroy farmlands by attacking crops and killing livestock. It is a remarkably fast creature and can imitate the human voice and has been known to even occasionally perform farm chores such as gathering eggs and milking the cows. Little else is known for certain of its nature due to its stealthiness and unparalleled cunning.
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>>4053479
Yeah, I know.
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Top Welty
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>>4053479
It doesn't exist the photo you posted is one of a photoshopped pig designed to resemble a shiba inu
>Be me, veteran of the WW2
>Storm beaches of Normandy
>Had to drop out of school to fight for God and Country
>Saw best friends head blow up
>Get back home and work shitty job at an auto-plant to support family
>Never once went on welfare
>mfw Jews are taking over the world
/POL/POL/POL/POL/POL
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If I am correct, a political problem requires a political solution.
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>>4053420
nice meme drug number XD, btw who are you quoting??
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>>4053426
this is so true. OP, I would love it if you could explain the background of your post a bit more, it would make it a lot easier to follow, I am left wondering who exactly said the words you now quote.
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hello
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>>4053349
I just got rused to the wal
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>>4053349
sea doge
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>>4053400
deck
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new meme guys its called klinkyt
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>>4053340
nice meme
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klinkyt: about to sell my glasses and wig for authenticity's sake
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>>4053352
nice meme man, try to put it on the image next time!
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>be 22 years old girl
>be horny as fuck
>be masturbating
>be squirting
>watch the squirt falling on my bed
>watch the squirt melting my sheets
>WTF!?
>watch my bed being all melted
>panic.jpg
>go to the bathroom throw up
>watch the vomit melt my toilet
>freak the fuck out!
>start crying
>my tears are melting my face
>I notice some of the squirt is melting my hand
>the vomit is melting my throat too
>what the fuck is wrong with me!?
>my entire body is melting
>I slowly die
>my body ceases to exist
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>>4053322
It's ok I watched the Wizard of OZ too op
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>>4053322
beautiful doubles signify that u r not a gril, ur an aleen.
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>>4053322
nice digits but i am just wondering who u r quoting
lol
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>>4053305
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
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what even...
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lol that is too funny, a SNEK in a COURT hahaha how do you guys think this stuff up
wow this doggy is so fats i dont even know how to go tat fast
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doggo
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>>4053272
You need two extra limbs (they could be sticks or something like that). Then you could run that fast.
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U jus have 2 bleve
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
new meme
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SANIC
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Thread Theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBXIu3qiHqg
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>be fucking my GF
>doggystyle.jpg
>she squirts as she comes
>she tells me she wants me to fuck her in her ass
>hell yeah!
>I put my cock on her ass
>start fucking her
>feels fucking great!
>suddenly, something bites my cock
>WTF.jpg
>I start bleeding
>I panic
>my girlfriend has teeth on her ass
>she screams and leaves my house, half-naked and in panic too,
>I see the teeth on her ass as she leaves
>I’m bleeding to death
>the doctors arrive, and take me to the hospital
>they make a surgery, and I get a new bionic penis
>12 inches long
>my girlfriend stands by me as I heal
>says she knew nothing about her teeth
>two months later I’m fully recovered
>I want to fuck my girlfriend again
>we have sex
>doggystyle.jpg
>suddenly, I put my new bionic penis on her ass
>I fuck the shit out of those teeth
>my girlfriend has the orgasm of her life
>she dies of her orgasm
>she shits those teeth right after dying
>I get revenge of those teeth
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Yeah I've seen Teeth too OP
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Oh you've seen the movie Teeth? Congratulations.
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>>4053254
There is a film!?