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Fresh pair for sale! 2016-10-07 07:50:28 Post No.4814789
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Fresh pair for sale! Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:50:28 Post No. 4814789 [Report] [View this topic]

Would anyone be interested in buying one or two of my testicles once I perform an orchiectomy on myself? (That is extraction of the testes.)
I don't care to know the reason for which you want them. I'm not gay and as such I wouldn't be willing to engage in any s&m activity etc... in fact the reason I will be performing the orchiectomy is to negate my libido. Please note that I haven't yet done the operation, and this picture does not necessarily depict an accurate representation of my own testicles. They are large though. Also, I feel that I should add that I am a 24 year old man in fairly good shape with no communicable diseases, venereal or otherwise.

I have searched a fair bit for info on donating them to a university for medical research in return for vast sums of money. However, I'm afraid that that window may have passed. I'm not primarily after the money, but if I can get rid of my testicles AND make some profit then certainly I'll attempt to do so. I'm not asking anywhere near the amount the university supposedly paid the man (35,000 USD), price is completely negotiable.

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poopboi 2016-10-07 07:52:34 Post No.4814794
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poopboi 2016-10-07 07:52:34 Post No.4814794 [Report]

cant you become an alcohol like a normal person?
owait, you dont get paid for that
holy shit dear diary today op was smart

Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:53:07 Post No.4814799
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:53:07 Post No.4814799 [Report]

Oh, and I'm white.

le anoynmous user 2016-10-07 07:56:26 Post No.4814806
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>>4814789
you can't remove psycholigcal motives that you deem unclean or impure through removing what you deem to the the physical source of those motives. The human libido doesn't reside solely in the genitals.

it is a noble and ascetic aim to be sure, but it will surely be regretfully tragic

Anonymous
2016-10-07 07:33:23 Post No.4814768
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:33:23 Post No. 4814768 [Report] [View this topic]

Posting this from my phone
Fuck you kudoi

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:34:13 Post No.4814770
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>>4814768
same tbh

Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:34:36 Post No.4814771
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>>4814768
dumb animeposter

Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:34:52 Post No.4814772
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>>4814768
Thanks for killing a thread!

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:09:07 Post No. 4814728 [Report] [View this topic]

Someon Sho M Ho T Complet Thing

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:10:05 Post No.4814733
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:10:05 Post No.4814733 [Report]

n

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:11:56 Post No.4814737
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>>4814733
Woa Nic Dub! Ho D I Ge Dub?

>Witnesse

Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:12:36 Post No.4814739
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>>4814737
sus is ming

LoLo
2016-10-07 06:58:41 Post No.4814693
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LoLo 2016-10-07 06:58:41 Post No. 4814693 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey ppls! I decided today that I'm going to get in shape so today i'm starting a jogging blog! As u can see, it was quite dark out lol. U probably can't tell but the leafes are turning brown now. Tonite I went almost a mile. The only reason i didn't go any more is because i split my pants... but nvm about that. Also I'm going to have to get a sports bra becuz there is way too much bouncing from my bewbs. Oh also on the way back I pet a nice doggie as well, slep tight pupper! Anyways thx everyone for the encouraging posts on here and I hope to post moar jogging blogpoasts soon!!!

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:04:57 Post No.4814710
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:04:57 Post No.4814710 [Report]

keep run my man

KekMaster 2016-10-07 07:06:20 Post No.4814719
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>>4814693
y is ur camera so sh*t

Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:08:22 Post No.4814725
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 07:08:22 Post No.4814725 [Report]

dude, going jogging is seriously all ive been thinking about. I just haven't on account of being a lazy ass. I think a blog would be incentive enough for me to actually start lol

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous
2016-10-07 06:54:16 Post No.4814680
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:54:16 Post No. 4814680 [Report] [View this topic]

Is wew lad just Tom Jones

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 10:17:58 Post No.4814943
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 10:17:58 Post No.4814943 [Report]

Fuck knows sometimes I think they are in one same

Anonymous 2016-10-07 12:59:04 Post No.4815070
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 12:59:04 Post No.4815070 [Report]

a black welshman well know i've seen anything

Garlic Salt 2016-10-07 13:22:22 Post No.4815085
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Garlic Salt 2016-10-07 13:22:22 Post No.4815085 [Report]

>>4814680
No

le shit nigger
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le shit nigger 2016-10-07 06:28:31 Post No. 4814633 [Report] [View this topic]

ass

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:29:03 Post No.4814635
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>>4814633
dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:33:46 Post No.4814646
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>>4814633
My butte :^)

Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:35:47 Post No.4814650
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>>4814646
>using le speedboatnose

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:10:46 Post No. 4814595 [Report] [View this topic]

If you could see the balance of happiness vs suffering for the rest of your life, what ratio is the threshold that you would kill yourself at? why?

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:11:47 Post No.4814596
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:11:47 Post No.4814596 [Report]

i want 2 die

that fat faggot with 2016-10-07 06:12:36 Post No.4814598
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that fat faggot with 2016-10-07 06:12:36 Post No.4814598 [Report]

to me it's yin and yang, suffering amplifies pleasure and happiness amplifies suffering

our brains are assholes. they dont want us to be content.

Anonymous 2016-10-07 06:13:33 Post No.4814599
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>>4814598
this is whhy i like to fug in the front and back at same time :DDD

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:39:40 Post No. 4814526 [Report] [View this topic]

*shitposts in the morning*

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>>4814526
Thanks for the shitpost, Eurocuck!

You killed the shit out of that thread!

that fat faggot with 2016-10-07 05:43:20 Post No.4814532
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that fat faggot with 2016-10-07 05:43:20 Post No.4814532 [Report]

its 1:40 here

I drank a 5th of vodka and about 7 beers so as one can imagine im a veritable canvas as far as repressed emotions are concerned

I wish I could express the notion that I hate myself without pretension but that's impossible.

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*shitposts at night*

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:26:06 Post No. 4814509 [Report] [View this topic]

my mfw when someone calls me a newfig but ive actually been here since 2001

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:26:53 Post No.4814510
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:26:53 Post No.4814510 [Report]

Pass user since 1992

Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:27:19 Post No.4814512
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Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:27:19 Post No.4814512 [Report]

been here since '87, newfinland.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>4814509
>that feel when tfw you kill a thread

Thanks!

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:23:31 Post No. 4814504 [Report] [View this topic]

What is s4s general consensus on australians?

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:24:40 Post No.4814506
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oi keep er eois shahp for de wilderbeest.

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>>4814504
As long as they kill threads, they can't be all bad!

Thanks!

Anonymous 2016-10-07 05:25:07 Post No.4814508
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>>4814504
How do they eat thier vegemite when theyre out of clean spoonery-doos?

Anonymous
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lol Anonymous 2016-10-07 04:44:12 Post No. 4814433 [Report] [View this topic]

what is your favorite color??

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Mia chan 2016-10-07 04:44:48 Post No.4814434
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>>4814433(dubs)
OH MY GOD B****H

Anonymous 2016-10-07 04:45:17 Post No.4814435
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>>4814433
dumb frogposter

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>>4814433
Thanks for killing a thread!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 04:43:08 Post No. 4814430 [Report] [View this topic]

Ayaya?

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Anonymous 2016-10-07 04:43:56 Post No.4814431
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stupid animeposter>>4814430

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>>4814430
Thanks for killing a thread!

Anonymous 2016-10-07 04:48:36 Post No.4814446
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do-do-do-oo, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

We wonder are you ready to join us now
hands in the air
we will show you how
come and try
caramell will be your guide

So come and move your hips sing wha-a-a
look at hips, do it La-la-la
you and me can sing this melody

Oh-wa-a-a-a
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Listen and learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with caramel dancing

O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a-a
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a-a

From Sweden to UK we will bring our song, Australia, USA and people of Hong Kong.
They have heard this meaning all around the world

So come and move your hips sing wha-a-a
Look at your hips, do it La-la-la
You and me can sing this melody

So come and dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Listen and learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with caramel dancing