Fresh pair for sale!

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Would anyone be interested in buying one or two of my testicles once I perform an orchiectomy on myself? (That is extraction of the testes.)
I don't care to know the reason for which you want them. I'm not gay and as such I wouldn't be willing to engage in any s&m activity etc... in fact the reason I will be performing the orchiectomy is to negate my libido. Please note that I haven't yet done the operation, and this picture does not necessarily depict an accurate representation of my own testicles. They are large though. Also, I feel that I should add that I am a 24 year old man in fairly good shape with no communicable diseases, venereal or otherwise.

I have searched a fair bit for info on donating them to a university for medical research in return for vast sums of money. However, I'm afraid that that window may have passed. I'm not primarily after the money, but if I can get rid of my testicles AND make some profit then certainly I'll attempt to do so. I'm not asking anywhere near the amount the university supposedly paid the man (35,000 USD), price is completely negotiable.