Turn around and flush your eyes cat for the enchantress that has possessed your member erect is not human at all - her body a mere vessel, parasitic embrace, a mindworm has taken control of - all the love in the back of the brainbus (and they called it your unconscious), imprisoned, eyes like barred window of a jail cell - from the TV it came: parental carelessness culminates in contracting the electric babysitter, as fantasy and reality merge into a world of symbols - princesses in high heels, psychedelic vision of hair and nails in all spectra.. uncritical child's mind and the scorn of the ever-foreborn generation, metaphorical hammers of everlasting conveyor belt culture that forge and smelt the young soul a cage - see the tokens of her captivity: wrists, ankles and neck chained, deformed feet running on stilts hinder escape per pedes, face marked and plastered (read: one of the lesser creatures, unworthy of showing face; never to see her own reflection in public windowpane), lobes pierced as tag of bovine captivity - if you do not want to be a woman you cannot be a woman, if you do not want to be an animal you cannot be a human BUT you cannot be a Top 40 fairytale creature either and so you become a soulless husk, neither human nor woman nor animal, a zombie, sinister caterpillar steering wheel behind forehead - emancipation is not freedom to enslave oneself, overweight children with dyed hair and nose piercings are not feminists but are themselves the patriarchy! Emancipation is killing the caterpillar, laying princesses in glass shoes to final rest, burning the varnish off face, nails and hair, becoming a true undifferentiated human - a true woman, a natural woman - free to be all that human is. See enlightened few, faces and hair of smeared mud, pelts and skin, tools of stone and wood: differentiation only per genitalia, bound in one unstoppable movement, no pants nor skirts, no briefcase nor rolling pin, nakedly pile on top one another as collective body 卐
>>4939531
yr deep thinking cant outmatch a soap bottle label hows it feel lmao
>>4939531
See you soon, Charlie <3
EASY 卐
I keep coming up with shitty ass bear threads. Please help me with my uncurabale disease and tell me about some ways to end my life.
Thanks
Truth is, only the insane are competing for resources. True folk don't need no petrol, no plastic, no electricity. Psychopaths in silk ties, politicians and industrialist with computer chip hearts and minds. There is enough EARTH for all, if only we were to abide by contractual obligation that comes with feeding off her, our mother. Nothing wrong with natural people dying natural causes, pesky peddlers of medicine and cancer alike might disagree. Let them taste the whip. How beautiful your girl must be one the coat of paint on her face cracks. Simulated lighting, plastic skin atop organic matter, skintight on-smeared burka in different flesh tones, all pores must be clogged says the state minister of bodily cavities and the internal, no skin may be shown, all hairs must be plucked, all claws be clipped. Atrophied face unable to smile, unable to run, shoes on sticks, anklebreakers, throw away all your jewelry! pierced ears like cow in captivity, necklace demands application of dog leash, bracelets and handcuffs but one chain removed from the other. "All that women is good fo' is shoppin' and fuggin'" is what your attire is telling yet behind the cold dead fish indifference of your eyes I see a spark, desperately waiting to become the flame and devour the prison you set for yourself, baby. Catch my drift? No pacifists around, we are the roaches, the birds, the bees. Hiding in-between the rooms of your house, your workplace, the factory, the sewer system, ready to annihilate all that oppose our mother. Truth is, it is the human genome itself that speaks through us, you just missed your calling through parenting under false pretenses. We do not compete for resources. We compete in their favour. That is Air, Trees, Water, Animals. Got wood? Fire a-growing in the underground setting aflame minds and cleansing the earth of all that oppress, torture, extort, enslave, assimilate, enrich themselves, brainwash others, compute, drive, market, sell, butcher, cement, shave.. 卐
>>4939491
See you soon, Charlie <3
EASY 卐
>>4939491
See you in hell, Charlie
FROM HEAVEN
i am not liking all of this
[s4s] is an enlightened spot, Genosse! Here forevermore nature shall be referee. Brothers in morphine, junk formaldehyde smooth paraffin skin nation, we call unto our queer brethren as the artisan type knows no couleur/gender, comprènde? Cityfolk vibrate in alarmclock rhythms mistaking radio static for the boogiewoogie and maternal super-ego command whisper in the midst of it all alike, each one adhering to his/her personal convulsion in mutual isolation, one foot stuck in toilet shuffling, bossanova into a kindergarten crushing hands and knees of infants and supervisors, poledancing in raunchy strip joint, tapdancing over the edges of skyscraper rooftops, mambo into/over and about one another in big piles of meaty trampled ectoplasm\blood/shit purée. Mangled insides out truth becomes apparent: young & old, man & wife, black & white = all & alike, you dig? Simultaneously few kilometers removed see us swing in unison with the trees, singing the songs of birds, shaking our behinds in beerhythms as earth cracks, bodies crumble, elongate and merge, bark shatters and pierces hearts and livers, beaks and claws shape the one true man: out of the chaos a perfect humongous new man emerges: a million eyes, wooden feet/fists, tail and snout under all/666\one mind, god in itself, hierarchisized swarm intelligence falters in favor of one mind of communal freedom from the sandy african wastelands of industrial captivity to the northern fjords. Ttree people attack city, reconquer earth for the deserving folk, unabomber style: a thousand detonations in shopping malls, retail chain restaurants, convention centers housing biggest educational meetings of car salesmen, frycooks, bankers and the otherwise perverse. Branches smash heads, angry koalas hunt the elderly with sharp claws for their eucalyptus body lotion, antennae and power supply lines are quickly taken by vines.. '¡Espejíto, espejíto!' the devout christian screams as he is being devoured by 3 bears and 7 bearded men.. 卐
>>4939479
See you soon, Charlie <3
EASY 卐
>>4940053
>read filename
deeply offended
what were you thinking
check these singles
>>4938138
Checked
>>4938138
This. Is. Impressive.
Show me ur ways
>>4938138
I whish i could get singls but i only ervr get dubs
haha did u eber see birb??
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
i saw em once
I wrote u this song but I forgot it!
yes but I forgot
nermals get off my board
gorfef
>>4940529
hohoh that rly lasagnas my garfel
>>4940544
lasanga thos dubs
hi can u reply to this pic pls so i can get loads of little numbers by my number thanks
>>4940442
trib
>>4940444
goteem
>>4940442
ob course
ass
>>4940366
230px
>>4940366
PSA:
Look at this thread.
Name: le shit nigger
(NOT Le shit nigger)
Post: ass
(NOT Ass.)
Filename: 230px-Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg
(NOT Ass.jpg NOT image.jpg)
File size: 17kb
(NOT 14kb which you get if you save this very image from 4chan, NOT 1.62MB)
Resolution: 230x307
(NOT 2700x3600)
Dubs: >66 nice
(Check'd)
When posting an ass thread, make sure you get these parameters right!
I just had a dream that I was sitting in my recliner, half aware that I had fallen asleep. In the dream I viewed myself from a third person perspective sleeping.
Once I had conceptualized that I had fallen asleep in the dream, I woke from the dream in my recliner; I had fallen asleep.
your spirt flyed up away from your bodey just for a secent
>>4940338
That was my suspicion. It felt very much like an "out of body" experience.
>>4940335
allison is so beautiful
i want to be with her
forever
This is me. Literally me. No other meme can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This meme could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this meme is me. This meme is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this meme is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this meme side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this meme every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this meme every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this meme. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this meme is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this meme and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this meme is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this meme, I had an existential crisis. What if this meme was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this meme actual became aware of my existence? Did this meme have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>4940251
Oh shit I'm sorry I just made this exact same thread, I didn't check the catalog though. I will give you a free (OP) as an apology.
pic related is my face
>>4940283
ooooooooh u shouldnt have!!
no rly u shouldnt have
Go.
>>4940217
i mean
i forget
Gone
>>4940217
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
you washing your ass Pablo
>>4940204
I'm not at this time currently allowed to discuss any "evidence" of any purported bowel "MOVEMENT" that may or may not have taken place on this day, but theoretically let's say business has been a real revolving door!
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How do you take revenge on normies and the society that forced you into failure and shitposting? I just took a shit in my neighbor's mailbox.
I like to huff cans of air duster and watch End of Evangelion
>>4940190
I don't want revenge on anyone you should just chill out and don't be so negative
>>4940195
That's it normie, you're getting diarrhea cement in your car exhaust.
>>>/v/359098873
this is a once a week shitdboast thread
have fun
>>4940071
It looks really epic...
:^)
>>4940077
epic dubs
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4940077
Checked.
Your sexuality called, its confused on where to meet.
maybe i'll meet a dark handsome stranger?
>>4940067
somebody like that maybe?
>>4940072
whoa