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Wow OP you are super nice

>>4939366
How can I be nice and git gud dubs like OP

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>>4939422
u becam nice!

>>4939153
aristoplel

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bald?

A liberal sophist homosexual Athenean philosopher and dialectic was teaching a class on Socrates, known teleologist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Socrates and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Homer!“

At this moment, a rude, unshaven, pro-dog ex pirate slave who had masturbated 15 times a day and understood the futility of society and fully supported eating and drinking in the market stood up and held up a chicken.

"How would you describe a man, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “A featherless biped, you stupid cynic”

"Wrong. This chicken's been plucked since you made this observation. If man is a featherless biped and knowing thyself, as you say, is possible… then it should be a man now"

The philosopher was visibly shaken, and dropped his hemlock and copy of Apology (of Socrates). He stormed out of the room crying those Athenean crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “slaves” (who today live in such luxury that most are only beaten once a day) when they jealously try to claw captured catamites from the deserving ruling class. There is no doubt that at this point our philosopher, Plato, wished he had lived in a wine barrel and eschewed societal views of normalcy. He wished so much that hemlock to poison with and save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had philosophized against it!

The pupils applauded and all became Cynics that day and accepted no one as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Antisthenes” flew into the room and perched atop the Republic Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The students masturbated several times, and Crates of Thebes himself showed up and enacted the principles of asceticism across the country.

The philosopher lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague "The Plague" and was tossed into the underworld for all eternity.

>>4935062
anonymous

>>4935062
dumb animeposter

>>4935062
lol nice

>>4942193
Yeah, it's probably not poisonous. I don't know how it's going to taste though

>>4942193
EAT THAT CHICKEN NIGGA

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you can eat this

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>>4942148
GREET ME

>>4942157
helo angry beisbol

>>4942157
SUP

Try it

>>4942123
*kills you*

>>4942132
Try harder

>>4942000
nice le dub's

>>4942082
thanks for joining us tonight anonymous

>>4941908
tet/tet

tet eeting nanaba
https://youtu.be/kGfsLYfPRxE

let's eat trash and get hit by a car

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he bout 2to do it

oh boy it's that totally shitty forced twitter meme i had forgotten about completely

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~h-here i go!

>>4941788
with digits like that you can have whatever you want, but please don't yell, ok?

*gives you the lemon*

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>>4941788
You'll have to go through me first pal

fuck off to /pol/

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>>4941787

>>4941800
oooooooooooooo

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please let me be free

>>4941682
i will refuse to ask nicely. but u in fact check these dubs for me

>>4941688
ok you can go

dancing cow

Did you think this wpuld be come a meme? YOu supid amateur? It will NEVER

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>>4941585
qaq qaq

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フーンフーン

fef

wuw

Yea it's been like 10 hours since this got posted.yawn.

grade a or mabe aa :^)