/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday
Winter Edition
http://consoletan.booru.org/
Everyone get comf and post your favorite tans.
first for the comfiest
first for intelly
>>359099046
NICE MEME F-FAGGOT
>>359098873
fix these threads
>>359099148
get fucked get, you cant stump the comf
Good thread OP.
>>359098873
But it's summer u fag
>>359099519
Fuck off. Comfy lives here.
POST TANS
Requesting Jaguar in her special outfit.The entire Jag-Ware cataloghttp://www.atarijaguar.co.uk/2014/03/hardware-software-jag-ware.html
>>359098873
i want to fuck pc tan
Have you cleared your schedule for PS4-tan this Sunday?
>>359099701
Chuckled.
Fucking drawfags are awesome.
>>359099519
Have you seen the shit that happens when the OP is K?
Fuck that. This is the next thread.
>>359099793
No, I didn't get one on black friday
>>359099776
>>359099519
>roll image
>NSFW images
>switch images
>"Real thread"
>>359099904
Poor Ouya
Clearly comfy
>>359099904
bully the ouya
>>359099914
>shitpost on other thread to discredit it
>heh, it's shitposting,,,,
>>359099707
I own this catalog! Look at how fashionable it is!
>>359100042
nice
but you should draw more lewds like Intellivision inserting the Atari addon in her butt, or GBA fucking GC in her lower slot...
>>359100185
Imagine a comfy jaguar in a denim jacket with her name on it!
>>359100216
if I fug her do I fug also who is inside?
>>359100364
You fug them both at the same time
>>359100321
fuck, that white and red shirt is really cool
>>359100321
Jokes aside though, Jag is on of the best designs because of how well it captures the essence of the console. Arrogant because of her family name, but overall underwhelming, with cues from the hardware. She's perfect.
Is there a VR waifu yet
>>359100431
oh gosh
>>359100575
vr isnt a console
>>359100504
Look at those prices too, a "purr-fect" match for a princess such as Jaguar!
>>359100438
I really want the shorts with JAGUAR on the leg.
>>359100575
>waiting for VR like a normie
>when you can create a tulpa
enjoy not being able to enjoy your waifu with all your senses, faggot
>>359098873
its fucking summer here. 97f37c, glad its not even more
>>359100575
most VR sets are paired with a system, so they are accessories to other tans, if there was a stand alone VR set, it would have a tan
>>359100691
Last page. I hope somebody is convinced to make our Jaggie MORE comfy with Jag-Ware!
>>359099538
>77º
>hot
what?!
>>359100768
Butt goggles
>>359100364
Yes.
>>359099943
I got a bonner from this. help
>>359100768
does the virtual boy have one?
>>359100964
thanks reddit
you came all over my tulpa
>>359100964
Yes, this is vidya.
/qa/ mods said so ;^)
>>359101028
>my tulpa
>>359100960
yes
>>359100930
the NX has 2 USB ports too...
this is getting intense in my head... please somebody make something
>>359101134
>attaching dumb controller parts all over a tan
This triggers my autism.
>>359101161
There's no drawfags here
Just hugbox now
So which one exactly is the official switch-tan
>>359101393
Let's not start that. Just post the one you like, and ignore the autists.
>>359099491
Requesting Scorpio and 360 in a heated staredown
>>359101350
sad
>>359101393
Obviously twins.
Why do you ask?
>>359101503
Nice!
>>359101541
The dog
>>359101541
Nice try plebbit scum, it's K that wins.
>>359101350
there are some here. including me.
but switch is banned, sorry.only the retard is acepted, now
>>359101674
Go back to /trash/ where you belong, dog fucker.
>>359101629
>>359101208
>>359100964
Delete this.
Please.
>>359100858
77ºC
>>359102021
>you
>>359102124
the hell.
to far... too far....
>>359102124
Why hate K when you can hate dogfuckers instead?
>>359101981
>>359101981
You're not accepted here, go fuck your pet dog, you sick fuck.
>>359102124
Ugh, just why?
Well shit, this didn't last very long.
>>359101738
You get the fuck out goddamn funnyjunk shitter.
>>359102280
Because the doggo is cute whereas K is shitposting fuel and it got what it deserved.
>>359100216
this artist is pretty good
>>359101981
Because it's too good for /v/
ok guys, request what_ever_you_want*
drawfag here!
no switch
no lewd
no too thick
no weird fetishes
no you
>>359101786
>but switch is banned, sorry.
>only the retard is acepted, now
Maybe on your discord, but You dont make any rules here
>>359102825
Because you belong in /trash/, furfags.
Anyone got the comic of PC giving Toaster the old Radeon Card with the cool box art
>>359102831
wii u tan
more of her
>>359102929
Merry Christmas to you too faggot
>>359101786
The bias is fucking real.
Discord is fucking cancer.
>>359100013
>>359099904
I wish I was Ouya so people would bully me on sight.
>>359102831
How about some more art of this qt
fuck this faggot >>359102831
real drawfag here, request anything no restrictions
>>359103031
Go the fuck back to your containment board, your kind isn't welcome here.
Get the hint, you autistic fuck.
>>359103106
draw wii u tan
>>359102831(you)
>>359103106
dude. its too early.
we need some restrictions.for now
>>359103106
This with Switch loli and Vita or someone of your choosing.
>>359101350
>>359101507
>>359101786
>>359102124
>>359102274
>>359102280
>>359102384
>>359102704
Stop talking to yourself
>>359103106
this but with gc-tan
>>359103235
KILL YOURSELF KANCER
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU DESERVE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD RIGHT NOW
I JUST WANT MY COMFY BACK AND SHITTERS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT
GET OUUUT
>>359103106
draw super famicom because she super cute!
>>359103273
>>359103320
ill take that
>>359103374
I was just requesting dude, chill the fuck out.
I remember right before the NX reveal a drawfriend had just blessed us with a 3DO-tan. She played DOOM, and from what I saw could interface with PC with an expansion card. Where'd she go?
Which tan has thebiggest bust?
Which tan has thefattest ass?
>>359102831
do this one!
>>359100321
>>359103631
boobs = ps4
ass = xbone
PaizuriStation 4
>>359103747
>ass = xbone
You're funny.
>>359103934
can you guys just fap to this and leave thick out of the threads?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=167990288
I made this request tow months ago I think, and I never knew it was by Mariogrant until just now. Thanks drawdude!
>>359104252
Thickness has been here longer than you have.
>>359102831
Jag shaking her mathmaker
>>359103106
Only Pretending Switch waiting impatiently for news
>>359104416
what does that means?
is it lewd?
>>359104506
I think he means her ass, like moneymaker
>uncomfortable thread died
Praise comfort
Does anyone have the four panel comic of Prof. PC teaching Jaguar math? I don't see in on the booru.
New Ps3-tan content for all the ps3 lovers
>>359105229
bless you draw friend, bless you
>>359104902
>>359105229
More PS3 plz
>>359105229
Let's make that 2000 needles.
>>359105326
Ahh, thanks a bunch anon!
I cant open flockmod.
im sad
>>359105528
Reinstall it senpai
>>359105618
nope. and the web version is not working either
>>359099726
Who doesn't?
>>359105229
Why did everyone forget poor PS3tan?
>>359106086
I'll never forget PS3-tan
>>359099793
I'll be unwrapping one this Christmas, according to my dad.Thanks dad.
I noticed there are few distinct artstyles when it comes to consoletans.
Is this mostly drawn by same artfags?
>>359106257
does she work in thge same bar as 360?
Taking a request I guess. Just don't make it lewd.
>>359106369
like?
>>359106431
CD-i and 2DS playing together
>>359106431
360 riding a shark.
>>359106369
Well yeah, of course. Some artists have different preferences and draw different designs or create their own. Some are more popular than others, but they're still around for people to enjoy.this is how the switch shitshow started
>>359106431
Please draw Jaguar in Jag-Ware merch! >>359100185
Or, Jaguar having a huge crush on Trevor McFur.
>>359102831
I want one of a thick switch being lewd while performing some weird fetish!(you)
>>359102831
PC-tan.
>>359103106
PC-tan being fucked by Android-tan or someone else as you wish.
>>359100216
Goddamn.
Where do I find this artist?
>>359106431
PSP version of "Your fucking life ends thirty minutes from now" with a Monster Hunter greatsword.
Yo, is there a list of all console-tans with accompanying pictures of 'em?
>>359108041
there is but I don't have it. I'm sure someone will post it
doggo
>>359108398
cancer
TAKING REQUESTS, WILL DRAW:
A N Y T H I N Gin paint with my mouse while drunk and i'm not an artist
>>359108730
PS4 tan in a christmas hat
Should be easy for you, right, anon?
>>359108730
some gen 4 tans
>>359108730
try your wobbly hands at a CDi!
>>359108730
Draw X-bone in a UFO
>>359108730
the real question is, how drunk
alolan gyaru cdi
>>359102831
>>359103106
>>359108730
vita being a despondent husband to wii u
>>359109092
vitaXwiiU
this is worst than doggo fans.
>>359108878
>>359109030
>>359103934
What program were these drawn in?
>>359108730
A switch dog run over by the PC party van
>>359109202
purest love of all you retard
>>359109208
its flockmod.
online canvas to draw with drawfags.
4chan threads. booru and flockmod are
the only official things here.
anything else like discord is fake and gay.
room: thebreakroom
>>359108730
PSP & Vita hanging out, PSP says something & Vita misunderstands & thinks so wants to do lewds
or Drunk PSP groping Vita, with Vita being flustered & embarrassed but still enjoying it
>>359108730
PC-tan being fucked by Android-tan or someone other male tan as you wish.
>loli vita with SFC hairpin
what did they mean by this?
>>359109482
Android-tan being stuck in PC-tan's ass like that scene with the rhino in Ace Ventura Pet Detective, with PC-Tan declaring that he's emulating.
>>359103747
Ps4's bust is inconsistent and fluctuates due to game sales.
Since Neo-Geo's do not, she's technically the biggest.
>>359108796
here you go friend
>>359106257
Was she modeled after Maggie Mui from Read or Die?
Very similar design.
>>359106086
She has no games.
>>359109645
Yeah, make sure nobody knows about our secret club.
>>359108959
i will allow you to judge that for yourself using
>>359109783
as evidence
>>359109828
bullshit has like 500 games you just have a really short, bad memory
>>359101981
Aren't tans supposed to be humans are at least mostly human? The dog was funny at first when it was just an actual dog. The furry shit is what probably upsets people the most, it's just too werid to look at imo.
>>359109952
500 x 0 is still 0
>>359109828
She feels like a middle children, even if she has games, is overlooked
>>359102831
>no thick
Not a real drawfag
>>359099587
https://youtu.be/yph7ZV1qV_o
>>359111190
>whole channel dedicated to ojousamas
nice find
>>359098873
is there any ps4 pro tan yet?
>>359111669
i think 'pro' and 'slim' tans aren't really a thing because its the same console, different look. i think ps4-pro would just be bigger tits or something.
>>359103934
can you do an edit of this with xbone tan and ps4 tan?
>>359111669
yes
>>359111763
Do not bully 2DS!!!
>>359112049
who's that above the "wow"?
>>359111763
God, I love that smug lil' shit.
>>359111791
I wanna draw ps4 slim and pro as slim version being fit eating healthy and running and pro being housewife kind of milf that feeds on hamburgers and wear comfy clothes with apron and soft slippers.
But when she wear her shapewear bloomers with two blue stripsperformance updateshe can outperform slim in every department.God damn it, now that I wrote it down it reads like sanic tier fanfiction, not doing it.
>>359110241
Meanwhile ps2 is literally the vidya empress yet nobody draws her either.
>>359112825
I blame the JoJo memes
>>359112825
Why the orange scarf?
>>359099701
>I'm a computer!
>a SUPER COMPUTER
>>359111984
>>359112971
The Empress is me, PS2! and nobody will change that!
>>359114236
K
>>359111984
>PS4's head: 150%
>>359114430
whoa thread and flockmod are really slow right now.
Heres LJN Videoart tan! Big thanks to a nice drawfag for cleaning up the design and others for helping with his general colors/look!
>>359099491
So this is supposed to be the Scorpio? First design I've seen of her.
>>359114926
snes in jams rip off?
>>359114598
whoa whats the matter tex not comf enuf 4 u
>>359102825
Wow, that's actually pretty cute and funny.
Having a non-human tan might be pretty alright.
>>359115013
there was an image of a small Xbone in the palm of PC that had a Scorpio, it was a scorpion with xbone's kinect helmet
that new one is Impact's design
>>359103106
Doggo Switch
>>359114926
oh, so that's the name of that fucboi
>>359115094
REEEEE NO I WANT MORE ARA ARA MILF
I've had enough. I''m going to report every single switch post I see from here on out! Join me comrades and help make console-tan comfy again!
which tan has the biggest tits?
>>359115673
PS4
>>359115542
That's a very bad way to draw mod attention to /ctt/ threads
>>359115094
>>359115358
You don't have to samefag to force what you like, anon-sama.
Furshit isn't allowed in the first place and you're just a vocal minority.
>>359111984
>4k
dont you mean 4 K's
as in K-tan
>>359107742
Here's your lesser drawn tan.Probably also doing the 360 request for next week.
which tan has the fattest pussy?
>>359115756
I don't care at this point. I just want switch posters gone!
>>359114430
>>359115860
Probably xbone
>>359105448
also 360
>>359115906
K!KKK!
>>359108551
>>359106787
>'switch dog is furtrash'
>plz more jaguar posts getting no flame
What's wrong anon? Did a dog bite your dick off?
>>359116181
Jag is a catgirl, doggo is dangerously cheesy.
>>359116181
That poster gets a free pass since he's in the circlejerk, don't worry.
>>359116181
One of them isn't a furbait and is an actual video game character.
>>359113074
Why does 360 have head phones and shark teeth? It's not always the easiest thing to incorporate elements from your typically box shaped console into a humanized form. It only worked great with X-bone because of the kinect.
So we have to find other ways of giving tans characteristics.
>>359099538
Fixed
>>359114926
my favorite tan
>>359116423
None of these are actual video game characters.
>>359116436Like K but I'll just get shitposted at upon saying this.
>>359116107
>also best tan
Nice.
>>359116482
It's not internal temps, its a play on the current weather for PC users.
when its hot, their PCs overheat because they can't into buying a decent case
Every week until somebody draws a better version of this with a different switch design
Anyone else wonder what Vita's feet smell like?
>>359116436
I just wondered whether this colour represents some particular element of the console.
>>359115767
nani?
>>359116771
Fixed it again so humans can understand it.
>>359115852
You're an angel, anon.
Who's she going to eventually murder, /ctt/?
>>359117183
>phoneposters
vita needs a penis in her ass
>>359117267
>22 celcius hot?
im at 33 here right now
>>359115852
Why is PSP so much more energetic and lively than her sister?
>>359117579
She wasn't a failure.
>>359115852
PSP is perky!
P
E
R
K
Y
!
>>359117353
REEEEEEE ANON DOESN'T SHARE MY OPINION HE MUST BE TALKING TO HIMSELF
WHY DOESNT EVERYONE HAVE MUH OPINION
>>359117470
I'm a snow-nigger so i don't know what counts as hot in other countries.
>>359117705
Be less obvious, you sperg.
>>359117945
my city goes from -5 to 40 c
in the hole year
and this sun is nothing like los angeles.
this shit burns. even if is at the same temperature.
>>359117705
>>359117997
Even if you're not the same people, if you let the retard bait you, you lose.
>>359117705
>WHY DOESNT EVERYONE HAVE MUH OPINION
kek
talking about yourself much?
whos the biggest slut?
>>359118501Your mom
Next question.
>>359118501
Switch
>>3591185012DS
>>359118354
I love to see the doggofag get BTFO every single time.
>>359118661
>>359098873
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
>>359118354
No.
I have no problem with people not liking one but the other. This all started cause I said I was open to having both and the basement dwellers don't want trash in their secret club. To the point where you might not even be trash but might like the concept of a animal character.
It's cute that every doggo post has a guy saying (probably the same anon) that the poster is trash, but jaguar posts slide through, and get defensive for twins in the same way the shit doggo lovers do.
>>359119037
because jaguar is a accepted inside joke while doggy is not
Why is there so little GBC?
She's cute
>>359118681
I think there are at least two of them.
It scares me to think there might be more than one doggofag.
>>359119109
wake up ya bastard
>>359118681
I love to see fags get triggered by doggo and post the same shit.
>>359113985
That´s lovely famalam
>>359119037
> To the point where you might not even be trash but might like the concept of a animal character.
Bro. You're not fooling anyone since you keep posting the same thiccified pictures over and over in hopes someone will accept it when it was pushed off to /trash/ given the route the doggo was going, not to mention it didn't even start here but with a Twitter poster in which a few drawfags wanted to make it thicc and here we are.
OC is OC, you don't just steal it away from Twitter even after someone thiccified it.
>It's cute that every doggo post has a guy saying (probably the same anon) that the poster is trash, but jaguar posts slide through, and get defensive for twins in the same way the shit doggo lovers do.
Because it's a goddamn joke but you're so self-centered in your fucking dog that you're blinded to see it, to the point you just assume it's going to be lewd shit.
You're heavily delusional if you think it's just one guy telling you to fuck off over and over, the last thing we need in this thread is furfags.
>>359119592
>h-heh...triggered...
We remember your butthurt, don't worry.
>>359119819
I just got here.
india is a superpower
>>359099538
Not in any parts of the world that matter.
>>359119954
Retards are for hugs
>>359119592
just do you drawfag.
>>359119683
If anon is reposting shit then fuck him. If he is contributing and likes the dog character, and a few other anons like it to it's not hurting shit.
Furfags are going to be in threads no matter what. It doesn't matter if you cuck them or not, they are still furfags. You just limit the creative space by not allowing animal like characters because you are 'afraid' of furfaggotry.
>>359120265
The definition of tan is a humaniod personification of an inanimate object.
So why can't the joycon sisters and the switch console tan coexist?
>>359120593
Tan has no definition. It's a cutsie way of using the honorific chan.
Chan is a very casual thing used for close friends.
Animal things can be chan as much as people are.
>>this whole thread
(you)
>>359120917
They can, people just start arguing which is better for the sake of arguing and then someone joins and says that both sides are retarded and posting switch should be 'bankabl'e offence and its only downhill from here.
>>359120917
Because Switchfags take themselves too seriously and think there needs to be only one "official" design.
>>359120265
It isn't a matter of being afraid but literally one guy forcing it over and over hoping it sticks, that kind of anthro is against the rules to begin with and letting it slide will only bring consequences later on as mods will breathe down in your necks at anything lewd over it.
All the draws for doggo have been sexualized and you know exactly where this will head to if it keeps going that way, right?
By allowing them, you're risking the threads itself as more furfags will flood in until it becomes accepted, that's how they work everytime.
The doggo is vastly overrated thanks to the content in which compromises of 80% lewds or the focus being on it being oversexualised.
I'm down for accepting all designs except for doggo.I don't need story to repeat itself in the one of the few things I enjoy in my life.
>>359120917
Because there's no need for controller-tans aside from hugbox.
Do you see any other tans with controller-tans to accompany them?
>>359121237
/v/ isn't a nsfw board in the first place. anything graphic in general will get removed.
just discourage the porn except in outside areas.
You can like the character but discourage porn. You don't have to take both or just be complacent with it. The pictures posted so far are honestly less lude than the some of the accepted posts with humans.
>>359121881
Unless im missing soemthing or a thread i missed was spammed with doggo lewds.
>>359121881
>naked doggo thiccified is less lewd
kekking.
>>359099701
I laughed, well done
>>359122093
>he finds that doggo actually lewd.
Whatever rocks your boat doesnt have to do the same for normal people errrrrrrrr.
>>359118501
Please post more PS4-tan, who is the Greatest™ console-tan, and who I am not.
>>359122093
>>359122259
exactly, sonic doesn't have pants but no normal person finds that lewd.
Meanwhile wii u tan is wearing strings in a picture in this thread and that's fine.
Logic?
>>359121881
It isn't but it will still attract furfags if you give it attention, the more attention you give the worse it'll become before it becomes a fuckfest of bestiality other than actual content.
If yiu want furfaggotry that badly just head over to /trash/, they'll draw the doggo there.
>>359122093
It's a cartoon dog.
Do dogs wear clothes?
Oh right, this is the internet, everything has to have hidden meaning.
>>359122352
>>359122352
>>359122419
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know Sonic had a noticeable bulge and bulging muscles emphasized.
>>359122563
I mean, you say that implying the other drawfags are going to just disappear and not make good content of their own.
>>359114926
btw hes a boy
>>359122352
>>359122661
It'll scare some away that disapprove of it, that's for sure.
>>359122645
the curvature of the cartoon animal isn't worse than the average animal crossing character.
>>359122352
>>359122808
Except animal crossing characters wear clothing and doesn't have emphasized features to sexualize it.
Oh wait, but people still do.
Hmm, I wonder how it'll go knowing it's actually borderline furry...
>bothering to argue with an autistic dogfucker trying to force /trash/ here
Stop.
>>359122768
If you disapprove of something, and you think it's ruining the tan threads creator can make good content to outshine or do just as well as the content.
Human's are good at coexsisting in their own groups, we have been doing forever. Autists are just bad at it.
>>359123024
I'm not going to force shit, if the character dies cause no one wants to draw it the character dies.
I just don't feel like flaming the people who request it or post original content of it is needed.
>>359122352
>>359123024
Say /trash/ again for me.
>>359123180
There wasn't actual content, just reposting.
He's no drawfag.
Requesting two girls arguing about something, maybe how something works, only for CD-i to overhear and intelligently explain how the thing actually works because her library was filled with infotainment titles like video encyclopedia.
>>359123345
>dat Negative Toaster
>>359123317
Then anon is a faggot.
>>359123440
Congratulations, you were arguing with that anon over nothing.
>>359123031
That's not how it works at all, people don't think that way and you can't label those that don't follow your train of thought "autistic" because they don't want to ride along with what others like it in a fetishistic kind of way, there's no appeal for the doggo aside from sexualizing the fuck out of it if you bothered to stop and look at the content so far from it.
It was fine as it when it stayed in /trash/, there was already enough shitstorm with it.
>>359122352
which console tan has the biggest cock, lads
>>359123662
Vita
>>359123539
The dog wasn't even made here, bloody hell...
>>359123783
Accurate.
>>359123345
Why is X-box an actual cyclops? Is it because she's a giant?
>>359123741
Where did the dog even come from? I'm hearing twitter but who the fuck made it?
>>359124086
because her mask was for 1 eye even if she doenst have a kinnect.
and why not?.
>>359124107
cuteosphere from what I've heard
>>359124107
1553 years googling
http://cuteosphere.tumblr.com
The post that went viral to the point that went to>kotaku
https://twitter.com/cuteosphere/status/789127561188110336
>>359122352
>>359124213
I guess that makes sense. You know I kind of like it, it's unique and will probably result in more art just like how shark teeth made 360 popular.
>>359124371
>Timothy Kolek @phantomliger89 oct 25
>@cuteosphere excuse me, I wanted to ask you if it would be alright to use the dog's face as a flair on the Switch subreddit.
Fuck.
>>359123783
RRREEEEE FUCKING K
GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>359123818
>>359124337
>>359124107
Original not furfag image
I'm okay with this as long as it stays on two legs.
>>359124787
What part of OC you don't seem to grasp?
>>359124787
If you want console-tan to go even more viral after the announcement...
>>359124896
Are you saying I don't overclock!? I overclock bro, I overclock everything!
>>359124747
Really like this Scorpio design, hope she gets lots of love.
>>359104381
You can usually pick Grant's art out from the rest due to his binary brush style and the way he draws the -tans. Plus, he does most of the CYOAs.
Speaking of Grant, I honestly kinda miss his Switch design. It wasn't perfect, but I thought it was cute and he seemed to be having fun with it.
>>359125312
I feel like it's him requesting for others to draw bottom pic into one of the popular Switches everytime.
Based on Switch resembling a toaster.
Here's the loli being launched out of the mechamilf.
>>359115852
Very nice work, anon.
>>359125457
I am a completely different person requesting that and if I were an artist I would have done it myself
>>359124747
>>359125286
Agreed. Not as cartoony as Xbone but still has charm and character.
>>359125831
Also on what it was based on.
>>359125831
Nice.
>Another thread I missed
Having an irregular sleep cycle is ass.
>>359126000
And also this.
I hope you guys like it!
>>359126126
don't forget this
>>359126000
>>359126126
>>359126218
>toasters
Could this be the end for Ouya x Toasty?
>>359108041
More or less accurate, uses the most popular designs.
>>359125831
That's hella cute, anon.
I'm proud.
>>359124747
We haven't even seen the console yet, and there's already a design?
>>359125831
this switch is stupid
>>359124107
At least four different artists saw a dog face and drew it at the same time on twitter after the announcement. Pic related, the first half hour of tweets after the Switch announcement.
I think cuteosphere is the one that got the ball rolling though, though I remember their's definitely wasn't first.
I'm crashing this thread...
>>359125831
i legit squealed over how cute that is
>>359126542
You're stoopid, you meanie!
>>359098873
Reposting for those that missed it last night; public access /ctt/ folder downloads got updated. Now with three thousand images!
http://pastebin.com/Hyip1iYF
> but overall underwhelming
It's incredible how shitty the Jaguar ended being despite being nice hardware-wise.
>>359126340
Ah shit, there's a vectrex-tan?
>>359125831
>Kfags don't exis-
which switch design love's penis? the one that does is my favorite
>>359126890
Some are only so desperate to stay relevant...
>>359118268
>my city goes from -5 to 40 c
>in the hole year
try -25 to 35 where i live
fucking cars wont start during winter, thats what i hate about it the most, not the cold, not the piles of snow, its the fact my car runs like shit and my cattery tends to just die
still not as bad as some russian regions that have temperature range of fucking almost 100 c, from 40 to -50, what the fuck
>>359126340
Can we get more DS and 3DS-tan. They look rad as hell.
>>359126890
Loli in a Milf Mech has had the best lewds so far, since it's the more overtly sexual design, with the Twins and Dog having a few smatterings of smut here and there.
>>359103127
>decides which fictional character should represent a console, and gets mad if someone posts the one he doesn't like
>calls others autists
>>359126814
there's several
this list omits all of the reworks and alternate designs
>>359125312
I only knew him from the CYOAs, which I really enjoy and think is the best thing to come from /ctt/ thus far, which is why I was excited to realize it was him,
As for his Switch design, It was pretty cute. It wasn't my favorite, but it is definitely in my top 3.
I want some Tiger electrictonic handheld tans. Do they exist? How would you portray their LCD limit?
>>359127249
Is it just me...or are people jumping across different ips to continue conversations. Call me paranoid but...
>>359127182
Mine can go -20 to 40°C.
The problem being is that it's not a smooth transition, so we never really have time to adapt.
Shit's hell when you suddenly go from an average of 10°C to 35°C
is there any console tan pics of tans cosplaying as the FFXV cast?
PC-gladiolus
Xbone-prompto
ps4-ignis
vita-noctis
>>359127349
She hits really close home but I can't quite put my finger where have I seen her.
>>359127363
His CYOAs are pretty great, Jaguar plays Doom is still the best one. Grant is probably my favorite artist around here, he just makes so much great quality and entertaining art.
>>359126118
iktf bro
>>359123385
But with CDi with a retarded void stare being completely ignored.
Post some Master System comics.
Also, it'd be nice if someone were to make a comic about the new butchered "Mega Drive" that's going to be coming out in Brazil next year.
>>359125831
>playing whack-a-mole with the Switch as she keeps popping up from all sides
Dammit, drawbro are you still here?
We need to work on a gif of that.
>>359128146
butchered "Mega Drive
>>359128334
>>359127775
It definitely was. It was coherent, and he turned anon's lewd get into the plot twist of the century. God bless Mariogrant.
>>359127882
I can dig it. Nobody takes her seriously anyway. Alternatively, everybody just stops and stares at her, not believing what they heard.
>>359128334
Muh
>>359127494
adapting to hot is sure easier than to cold, just drop what you are wearing and problem solved
but you cant put on a hat and a warmer pants if you went out witout looking at the termometr and the temperature fell 10 degrees overnight
>>359128624
>just drop what you are wearing
>>359128559
They didn't hear shit. It's the stare
>>359125831
I love the little sprites popping out too
>Hey WiiU, how was /ctt/?Okay
>>359128334
this is fucking amazing
if I wasn't so worried about someone seeing my desktop covered in a bunch of naked anime girls this would 100% be mine
I want Snes-tan to sit on my face.
>>359116107
>360 will slam jam you
>or ps3
Damn it!
>>359125831
I love it.
>>359129430
What if someone sat on SNES-tan's face instead?
>>359129793
As long as she's sitting on my face I don't mind someone sitting on her face.
>>359126126
9000 hours in paint
is bobcut the greatest haircut ever?
i think so
>>359130340
>another joke stolen
bravo.
>>359129197
LITERALLY Watamote and Tomo--
Wait a minute, wrong console-tan.Good job.
>>359130425
Well shit nigga, I'm new to these threads
>>359117267
Someone just slap a 38c over here, that's what really hot temperature at the beach is all about
>>359130340
But consoles and pcs can't love each other!
>>359130707
Hate to be that guy but you shouldn't draw the doggo namely because it wasn't OC made from here
Though it's cute, I'll give you that
>>359130340
Pretty good anon, I like it.
>>359130707
Ignore him, he's just shitposting.
>>359130854
People draw whatever they want.
It's always been like that in these threads, there're no official designs you autists.
>>359130707
There was a huge influx of shitposters with the Switch reveal, please just ignore that other guy.
>>359128334
>ps4
>Bigger than Wii-U
What's the point?
>>359131160
PS4 took over as tit queen years ago.
>>359099793
no, what's sunday?
>>359131160
tits?.
unlike os-tans these thigs are not based on ram or any other stuff. just that was the way it was designed
>>359131160
PS4 had the tits
Xbone had the ass
Wii-U had the hips and hourglass figure
>>359131081
I'm not a newfag, you bloody retard.
The doggo wasn't made here, bloody hell do you want even more influx of newfags?
>>359099943
>arms down in first part
>arms up in second
weak
>>359131367
Okay okay, it's okay anon.
>>359131367
>The doggo wasn't made here
Neither were PS4, Xbone, Wii U, and a large portion of the tans.
>>359131213
What about NeoGeo and DS?
>>359124168
There needs to be more xbox original
>>359131461
>Neither were PS4, Xbone, Wii U
>Being this retarded
>>359131480
pretty sure neogeo tits are bigger tha ps4's
>>359131461
This is a different case entirely, that dog was already in Kotaku and got far more popular than you think, by adopting it you're just asking for people from Twitter and, not as that autist keeps fucking shitposting about when the retard gets posted, tumblr.
Did you fucking see the tumblr where the dog came from?
Do not bully retards, they dont know any better!
>>359131789
>Muh sekrit club
Nigga people on tumblr/twitter/what the fuck ever don't need a retarded dog to come and browse 4chan.
Not anymore.
>>359131974
It's too late, she got bullied.
>>359111763
>>359132063
>People go into a forum to see post from other forums
Why? Why not just come here?
>>359132063
Pepe was dead as soon as he started trending across Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.
>>359132063
>so what? let's still do it
You're just proving his point.
>>359127494
-40C to 40C in Ubisoft-land, get on my level.
>>359131974
ill bully THIS retard >>359114926with my DICK
>>359132631
fake and gay.
>>359132631
Absolute zero to a few billion degrees C, you're small time.
>>359128334
Whos the fucking cat a see all over this thread?
>>359133107
It's best -tan.
>>359133107
ebin comfy time xD
>>359133107
it's the biggest circlejerker in here that got his OC to be a console-tan
shh just accept it
>>359133298
no no, it is still a console-tan, but the circlejerk forced a stupid joke that nobody will get except them
>>359130795
Fuck off autismo. People should be able to draw what they want without losers like you complaining about a fucking tan design
>>359126682
fuck off rosemary
>>359133387
You really gotta get up to speed with your memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0
>>359133220
>>359133250
>>359133298
Oh ok then, I thought it was ANOTHER fucking switchtan due to the red. Like an anti dog one since it's a cat
>>359133591
>Like an anti dog one since it's a cat
the fuck
>>359133387
But Pcs cant love consoles! It's wrong, anon!
>>359133298
>>359133371
>shitting on Jaguar
These threads are beyond redeemable. She has one of the best designs of all -tans.
>>359133693
>>359133591
How's your first day here, so far?
>>359133739
You tell me, discordfag.
if 5 i finally kill myself
>>359133947
goddamnit
>>359133947
Too bad anon, you're stuck with us
>>359133861
>discord
What?
>>359133947
>>359134047
>>359134067
>all ending with 7s
What the fuck
Which tan isthe tallest?
>>359134253
Xbox.
PC, Wii U, and Neogeo are pretty tall.
>>359133660
>>359133814
You judge me but we all saw the shitfling switchtan has made
So fuck you
>>359127195
You are my brother.
Not in blood, but in soul.
>>359134349
relax my nigerio
>>359134349
Something tells me you're not as new as you make yourself to be and was just looking for drama.
>>359134412
what's marty looking at
>>359134598
The switchposting.
>>359134992
Pc is the best consoletan
no contest
>>359129793
poor SNES, where's Genesis when she needs help
>>359134508
>>359134412
You judge the shit outta me man. No bully.
Just wanted to know of switchshitposting was still in full force. Havnt been in/ctt/ for a few weeks because of it
>>359135273
She'd probably bully her even more
>>359135365
>merely pretending
Uh-huh.
>>359135559
I need more SNES butt.
Like a lot more.
>>359135273
I think Gen would only make things worse for SNES, but worse in the good kind of way.
>>359132063
We need new memes boys.
>>359135608
Whatever man. Learn to take of the tinfoil
>>359136075
irony
>>359136075
>>359136171
Just kiss already
>>359102831
Wii tan
>>359136264
I want to kiss NES.
>>359136171
Autism. Get over yourself
>>359103106
Wii tan
>>359136362
you first
>>359136456
>last word
But seriously
>>359099701
nvidea sucks if u want a real gpu get an amd
>>359136507
But seriously what?
You just baited, backpedaled the fuck out upon being cornered and then went up in arms how you were merely pretending.
nothing beats SNES butt
prove me wrong
i always wondered why do these threads happen on tuesday rather than on friday or saturday?
>>359136747
marty's butt tho
>>359136784
>Miku Monday
>Console-Tan Tuesday
>Thick Thursday
>>359136747
I think vita's ass is pretty comfy
>>359133387
you have to go back
>>359136686
Again, take off the tinfoil. There was no "baiting" i was actually questioning
But because you simple mind grasp that, here we are with you spurging out
>>359117267
Do 100° F
>>359137002
>actually questioning
>but I was pretending
Now you're just running around in circles.
>>359137167
Jesus dude, you're beyond reason
>>359137167
>>359137273
Quit talking to yourself
>>359098873
this pic + toastie in a Hawaiian shirt eating an icecream
>>359136514
Nice
>>359137367
Nice try but no
>>359099793
She is already assuming direct control of my vita-tan
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLL THE POOOOOWWWWUUUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>359128334
Wheres switch?
>>359131160
PS4/Wii U tits joke has always been based on sales figures