What makes something ``pretty''?
Whiskers
Uhhhhh....
Scallops!
>>4973787
Fore!
s4s is most patrician board
she lookin to suck a couple dick lol?
>>4973790
OAOAOA
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4973780
Esfores has the best lemon lines.
my sister always does this before she slepes.. why
>>4973718
She takes your words up her arse often enough to finally enjoy it. Take advantage, OP.
>>4973718
I dont know
>>4973728
:(
What do you get out of [s4s]? I mean why are you here and why do you keep doing this over and over again?
>>4973694
The problem is...
I just love watching something beautiful be slowly destroyed by ignorance and shortsightedness
>>4973746
yeah like this hoerse.. it was used to be big and strong
daily reminder
why do I have the urge to french kiss this gorilla
Dicks out for a leppo
>>4973715
buddy you would get manhandled by this gorilla if you tried some shenanigans like that
I'm iced out crazy son
how post without picture
>>4974156
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why is there such a high concentration of feetsters on {s4s}?
At the moment it would appear to be just you tbh
>>4973654
EPIC FEET SIMPLY EPIC
>>4973656
it aint tho
there are feet anime posters and I don't even heckin' like anime, by my estimation there are at least 5 others according to a secret proprietary method I have used to figure such things
le snek girle
le bad threade
>>4973646
Where is her cunt? Where it would be for a human or where it would be for a snake? Or maybe both? The possibilities, if so. The possibilities...
>>4973733
lewd
retard cade
>>4973636
cade is retard... kinda like you? heh NAILED EM! wow i am a great addition to this board
Wow... That's really something. It's too bad that natural selection will not favor this feline. Unfortunately, the strands of DNA stretching through time generation by generation will finally come to its terminal end with the life of this disfigured offspring. Surely, this cat will not be able to find a mate with which to procreate and its unfortunate birth defects will become its ultimate undoing. That's why cats have many kittens at once, just in case a cat like this is born. Fortunately there are most likely several more healthy, normal cats and they will also be the end of their bloodline, but simply because humans really like cutting the balls of off animals.
>>4973639
yeh. yeh I knew a n*gga who chose to keep the runt of the litter, AND its mother, who had him when she was barely 2 yrs old, & they were doing this creepy synchronized-dying act , twas quite the spectacle. we had the mom put down when she started sleeping in the litterbox but of course her piece of shit runt kitten that this fool kept for no good reason is still shitting just outside the litterbox & throwing up multicolored vomit on the tile & shit. I'd put the little cunt down to-day if I could... smells like shit can't clean itself can't do fuckin anything. never keep the runt. only cat I've ever met that I would gladly strangle to death honest to god
HAHAHAHAHA GET IT?
CAUSE HIS LAST NAME IS JAFARI HAHAHAHAHA
Ech! It's a Jontron thread!
POST ALL OF YOUR JONTRONS NOW
You've run into Bernie Sanders. Unless you say "Night night Gramps" you'll be haunted by socialism forever
Night night Gramps
Night night Gramps
>>4973569
>be me
>don't like anal, smells bad man
>girlfriend doesn't stop asking me to do it
>says she could take all of it and more
>get an idea
>finally give in and tell her yes
>tell her we can do it tonight
>later that day, I got to the drawer of various lubricants that she has
>I empty a lube bottle
>fill it with hand sanitizer
>later that night, I pull out the same bottle
>apply thoroughly
>I don't hold back as I penetrate her
>it was like sticking your dick in a cat
>her arms and legs flailed at random as she let out a high pitched screech
>she jumps up and runs to the bathroom, her hands clenching her sphincter
>constipated moans of pain are irradiating from the bathroom door
It's 5am and she still won't come out.
Do you guys think she will want to try again?
who are you quoting
>>4973568
that is the MOST PAINFUL thing you can do to a person.
GOOD JOB
>>4973568
Aha I remember as a dumb kid I tried using soap as lube.
Never again
ass
By Steven Pinker (Rebecca Goldstein) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
>>4973539
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why is your penis so small anon?
because ur ugly
>>4973581
rude af
>>4973675
I think you misunderstand him/her. They are actually in love,
so they trust each other very well, and they can play games
with each other without risk. The game they are playing is
acting like meanies to each other. It's like teasing. I also play
this game with my girl. I shove my erect benis into her
butthole even though she says no, but then when I fug her
she cums from her little benis and she realizes how much
she loves me. Then I pump her little boipucci full with my love.
And then we cuddle while she drips from both sides.
We here at reddit strive for diversity, tolerance, and....hmmm what else does reddit stand for?
>>4973521
cuckolding
Correcting each other's grammar, punctuation, and writing.
>....
The Chicago Manual of Style recommends that an ellipsis be formed by typing three periods, each with a space on both sides.
Unicode’s Universal Character Set (UCS) suggests the usage of the symbol … found at code point U+2026.
>>4973521
sucking as many dicks as possible (to be fair the majority of the newest fags from reddit are probably on /pol/ we got all of ours after the fappening).