>be me
>don't like anal, smells bad man
>girlfriend doesn't stop asking me to do it
>says she could take all of it and more
>get an idea
>finally give in and tell her yes
>tell her we can do it tonight
>later that day, I got to the drawer of various lubricants that she has
>I empty a lube bottle
>fill it with hand sanitizer
>later that night, I pull out the same bottle
>apply thoroughly
>I don't hold back as I penetrate her
>it was like sticking your dick in a cat
>her arms and legs flailed at random as she let out a high pitched screech
>she jumps up and runs to the bathroom, her hands clenching her sphincter
>constipated moans of pain are irradiating from the bathroom door
It's 5am and she still won't come out.
Do you guys think she will want to try again?
who are you quoting
>>4973568
that is the MOST PAINFUL thing you can do to a person.
GOOD JOB
>>4973568
Aha I remember as a dumb kid I tried using soap as lube.
Never again
>>4973568
I'd widen up her arsehole anytime mate