I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and
I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
LE AUTISTIC COMMIE GHOST MAN
>>5035608
*wakes up
if your life is great and fun why are you on 4chan
>>5035351
president ELECT fool!! smh-_-
>>5035938
rude
Trump me Amadeus
I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO FUCK ASUKA THROUGH HER PLUGSUIT! PLEASE!!!!
yeah pushing my cock up against her mushy lump sounds pretty good to me
wait you're not an anime poster are you
>>5032856
i dont know. Am I?
>>5032851
u might be interested in this fam
This is Tweevor
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
This is Advanced Tweevor
Sometimes referred to as Tweev
Tweevka
kawaii
*places a kiss on the plump, juicy lips of this fair maiden*
Pretty sure thats a boy though
>>5036318
not a boy just an illegal mexico
>>5036280
omg I want tohold her handso bad.
these burgs are mine. you cant have any.
>>5036234
actually I don't want any because I don't eat meat
h-hidoi!
fuck you then
joni wtf
wtf
wtf
wtf
whatwas the first post
What
>>5035933
I don't know but nice dubs.
>>5035933
>>5035934
>>5035935
What
le monke
MFWle monke
the monkey
hmm yes
Introducing
septidiacogies
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>5028067
I spruced that up for ya
>>5028176
it is greatly appreciated
Alright.
Let me in on this board's shitty joke.
Someone explain it to me.
>>5036300
lol butu already got it!
dumb frog poster
>>5036300
Good double
cowe
>>5036182
the oats brother...please
gibe oats pls
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5036256
These are our oats, brother.
you've never lived
blue pepsi ass nigga
https://youtu.be/6NMRu3vZuCs
SO ANGRY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-UfNfSf-Q
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mothre the skreeing wont stop!
skr
skre\
same song
https://youtu.be/7C6MZul0lZ8?t=1m27s
https://youtu.be/FpSRlEn9gWY?t=1m09s
>>5036052
SAME BEER
>>5036202
it reminds me of me anime which I like better
do u think tony tony chopper is cool